60s News Anchor is Glad JFK is Dead - Graham Techler

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  • @gigagleb9842
    @gigagleb9842 Рік тому +252

    The fact that he knows the killer's identity only a few minutes after the assassination... This guy was SALTY over mom

  • @ultra6671
    @ultra6671 2 роки тому +686

    I love how rather than make the anchor hate Kennedy for political reasons, the actor made it about what a playboy he was and how poorly he treated his mother.

    • @Trainlover1995
      @Trainlover1995 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah, I thought the anchor was gonna be a Republican still sore about Kennedy defeating Nixon in 1960.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 26 днів тому

      @@Trainlover1995 That’s just Nixon

  • @marshall4783
    @marshall4783 4 роки тому +1007

    NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO THE KENNEDYS

    • @airhead_heiress739
      @airhead_heiress739 4 роки тому +52

      I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN

    • @T0x1cu1t
      @T0x1cu1t 4 роки тому +19

      AHHHH I FOUND MY PEOPLE-

    • @MaxEverywhereSystem
      @MaxEverywhereSystem 4 роки тому +16

      FOR SUPPER I WANT A PARTY PLATTER

    • @SirEriol
      @SirEriol 3 роки тому +13

      I THINK I HEARD A WORD THAT STARTS WITH AN "S", ENDS WITH AN "S" AND HAS A "LUT" INSIDE.
      *A LUT OF ME!!!*

  • @bees7525
    @bees7525 4 роки тому +2210

    THE GASP OF UNDERSTANDING AT "If you ever wanna talk.." JDNSNS

    • @TheAmityElf
      @TheAmityElf 4 роки тому +23

      bees752 Hadestown picture!

    • @TrAnMu
      @TrAnMu 2 роки тому

      @@Thegamesafoot he’s gonna fuck jfks mother.

    • @randomotakunerd
      @randomotakunerd 2 роки тому

      @@Thegamesafoot JFK fucked his mom, so he's gonna return the favor after the dude died.

    • @sethmarcell1131
      @sethmarcell1131 2 роки тому

      Gets me every time.

    • @peachpetal8152
      @peachpetal8152 Рік тому +1

      What does it mean? I didn't get it when I first played it and I still don't so can someone explain it to me?

  • @six-colors8314
    @six-colors8314 4 роки тому +506

    If I were the character's wife I wouldn't even be mad. Mama always taught me to hit back when someone hits me I would encourage this 100%

  • @parkersolar
    @parkersolar 2 роки тому +251

    Hearing the opening notes of True Trans Soul Rebel directly after this "JFK fucked my mom" sketch was incredibly jarring but not necessarily an unpleasant surprise

    • @amatiamat1449
      @amatiamat1449 2 роки тому +16

      MY GOD YOU HEARD IT TOO I WAS SENT REELING FROM IT

    • @romansejnoha9121
      @romansejnoha9121 2 місяці тому +2

      Damn, can’t believe his mom was dressed up with nowhere to go 😔

  • @SirEriol
    @SirEriol 3 роки тому +437

    The funniest part of watching Clone High is knowing that everybody knows that at least one core aspect of Kennedy is true to real life.

    • @milo4492
      @milo4492 2 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @NormDeMoss
      @NormDeMoss Рік тому +12

      Of course. It's that nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys.

  • @pluto1906
    @pluto1906 3 роки тому +482

    graham techlers ability to kill me with literally every extremely niche skit he comes up with is the saviour of my youtube experience

  • @peteralfano9217
    @peteralfano9217 3 роки тому +226

    Love that the wine cork popping was symbolic of the gunshot

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes 2 місяці тому +2

      Shoutout to the lady that got scared by that

  • @syra1541
    @syra1541 2 роки тому +111

    I love that one woman's screams of laughter

  • @khonsuthecore4788
    @khonsuthecore4788 4 роки тому +392

    About a minute though the video, I foolishly said the same thing my dad said after his first time watching Hamilton, as the first act finished: "What else could there be?"

  • @aidand.7911
    @aidand.7911 4 роки тому +535

    "WEEEW!" guy in the back gets my vote for the 2020 election

    • @monkeydad47
      @monkeydad47 4 роки тому +16

      We'll take anyone at this point.

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 2 роки тому +74

    The Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy bit is what sent me over the edge!

  • @kevinmi42
    @kevinmi42 2 роки тому +103

    I think this is hilarious, because people state "everyone knew where they were when they heard the news JFK was assinated". Ya know, as if everyone were devastated.
    This same type of statement came up from 9/11 tragedy. But, as an 8 year old from that time, I literally cannot recall that day.
    Though, the true gem of this bit is a news anchor taking the news personally. Apologies for my anecdote.

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 Рік тому +9

      I was born a month (to the hour) after the second tower going down, and everyone's "I remember where I was..." story is the same. Either in the car or at work, (rarely, home sick) listening to the radio, watching the news in a break room, or someone tells them to watch the news. Every single person, without fail, has said the words "We thought it was a horrible accident, but we were watching the news when a second plane flew in, and we knew it wasn't an accident."
      I remember one time in college, our professor got checked. It was a sociology class, and we were talking about 9/11 in regards to memory. She shares her 9/11 memory and I pipe up "Everyone remembers where they were, but they were all in the same place. The story is the same every time. They all thought it was an accident while watching the news at work, then saw the second plane and thought to themselves 'this was no accident'" Then other students started agreeing with me, and we all told the mono-story of watching the news on 9/11/01. Apparently this was the first time the teacher realized this.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Рік тому +7

      I’ve also heard that regarding Michael Jackson’s death. I didn’t even realise Michael Jackson was dead until like 2015 and when I realised he was in fact dead, it wasn’t a big moment, I didn’t really care. Those things are also always very America centric. Does everyone remember where they were when they heard the news of the Christchurch mosque shootings? I do, because I was at school in Christchurch but I doubt any Americans really paid attention to it.

  • @unrelatablecontent629
    @unrelatablecontent629 Рік тому +41

    "Now I'd be profoundly un American of me to say I WANTED this to happen, but after Lee Harvey oswald I'm probably the least sad person in America"
    2:10

  • @vickylikesthis
    @vickylikesthis 3 роки тому +62

    4:35 that gasp is perfect!

  • @weallgotohellanyways1399
    @weallgotohellanyways1399 4 роки тому +223

    Nobody
    litterally nobody
    that one guy in the audience: w h O o

  • @wthomas1995
    @wthomas1995 4 місяці тому +10

    Seeing a running theme in Graham's work now lol

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 2 роки тому +29

    I'm honestly really impressed by the wig!

  • @queen_splash1107
    @queen_splash1107 3 роки тому +87

    Shout out to the aristocrat laughing in the audience.

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 4 роки тому +164

    Had to click on the video because I thought it was Gus Johnson.

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 4 роки тому +10

      B i g F o r e h e a d

    • @akiraeatsguitarpicks491
      @akiraeatsguitarpicks491 2 роки тому +11

      Well this aged well

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 роки тому

      @@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 Just a friendly reminder that in 2022, you're an idiot if you do anything besides assume every celebrity is an absolute terrible person.
      We give people money and attention based on whether they can make us laugh. There is no vetting of who is allowed to be on UA-cam, and given the wide array of bad shit you could potentially learn about somebody, statistically everyone who has a platform this week will be getting dragged next week. We put strangers on a pedestal, and then crucify them when they don't turn out to be who we thought they were. But who did we think they were, really? The relationship we knowingly entered into was with a 2-d moving picture who could distract us from how miserable everything is, in 10 minute intervals.
      With the Ezra Miller thing going on now, some fool asked me if not being violent is setting your expectations too high for someone.
      Let me open a beer...
      _chug_
      _chug_
      Hold up 1 finger, I'll be with you in a moment...
      _chug_
      _chug_
      _belch_
      Um... *YEP! I THINK YOUR EXPECTATIONS ARE STILL TOO HIGH*
      I'm not complaining about cancel culture. In fact, we should cancel more people. Cancel everyone! Being famous should be illegal. Burn the Hollywood Hills sign to the ground. We could institute UBI, so that people's binary choice wasn't increasingly becoming between being homeless, and having no privacy and being beholden to Twitter's moodswings. I'm not saying Gus doesn't deserve the "World's Worst Boyfriend" award; it's a participation trophy anyway. But there's not much I hate more than superficial moral outrage; especially from people who aren't even vegan. I eat meat, you eat meat. Neither of us google what goes on in an abattoir. We're both obnoxious hypocrites, so STFDaSTFU.
      You want to have your 2 minute hate? Fine. It's not like I actually care. But I learned my lesson after Louis CK, and this has happened like 5 more times since then. Just stop pretending that you're gonna care about this next month, or some ADHD boycott of one actor in one movie is for any sort of greater good, and FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER, *STOP ACTING SURPRISED EACH TIME THIS HAPPENS*

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723

    Oh he is getting drafted

  • @thiagodeandrade7081
    @thiagodeandrade7081 4 роки тому +104

    Why did the news anchor has a champagne bottle with him?

  • @lefttac3541
    @lefttac3541 4 роки тому +77

    That was so so good

  • @thedumbdog1964
    @thedumbdog1964 3 роки тому +29

    Hahahahaha “Who is John?”

  • @Bree420
    @Bree420 8 місяців тому +8

    can we have another one of these, but for Henry Kissinger? LOLLL

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 місяці тому +2

      I think that’d require people to be sad over Kissinger’s death, don’t believe the joke works if the reaction doesn’t contrast the general public’s.

  • @ibbandflow
    @ibbandflow 4 роки тому +389

    What song was that at the end... I think I heard the beginning of True Trans Soul Rebel.

  • @thomasrosebrough9062
    @thomasrosebrough9062 5 днів тому

    Graham so far the only comedian on Characters Welcome to make not one, but two sketches about presidential assassination during politically fraught times, and I'm here for it.

  • @TheCSJones
    @TheCSJones 4 роки тому +86

    True Trans Soul Rebel for the outro music. Nice.

  • @ClaireSamuelsVA
    @ClaireSamuelsVA 4 роки тому +41

    2:34 HAHA that was brilliant

  • @callumdoherty7204
    @callumdoherty7204 3 роки тому +20

    Jimmy Carr wants his hair back!

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 8 місяців тому +5

    I get the feeling the Anchorman killed him

  • @raeh123
    @raeh123 4 роки тому +25

    This was greaT

  • @paintspot
    @paintspot 4 роки тому +122

    Yo I’m really tired and need sleep; can anyone explain the joke with the hand gesture?
    -Paintspot Infez
    Wasabi!

    • @Randomgen77
      @Randomgen77 4 роки тому +48

      Kennedy fingered the mother.

    • @BriarMB13
      @BriarMB13 4 роки тому +56

      More like a "sniff my fingers" sort of thing

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 3 роки тому +14

    IRL cave Johnson

  • @wehavemagnums
    @wehavemagnums 3 місяці тому +2

    Call it Canaveral
    I won't say his name

  • @danabryant6138
    @danabryant6138 2 роки тому +5

    Think I heard Seth Rogen laugh a few times...

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 2 роки тому +5

    Jimmy Hoffa paid him off.

  • @aidansilber2028
    @aidansilber2028 4 роки тому +8

    He sorta looks like Al Fallic

  • @ЛеонидГанжа-н2ы
    @ЛеонидГанжа-н2ы Рік тому +4

    Joker (2019)

  • @TJ-kk5zf
    @TJ-kk5zf 4 роки тому +7

    too true

  • @tugboat2030
    @tugboat2030 4 роки тому +32

    Too soon?

  • @leonardobianucci6218
    @leonardobianucci6218 3 роки тому +4

    I dont find the sketch that much fun but all being a setup for this joke at the end... Kinda worthfit

  • @SonicMarrio11
    @SonicMarrio11 2 місяці тому +1

    God this crowd is obnoxious...

  • @2Tube22productions
    @2Tube22productions 4 роки тому +41

    Why is the audience on these always so obnoxious? I get you’re having fun, but all that “whooing” is just distracting. I mean that lady who gasped so loudly...relax, it’s a fake monologue.

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 4 роки тому +106

      why does everyone hate the audience in every single video? they're just having fun

    • @lomacke1475
      @lomacke1475 4 роки тому +48

      it’s ucb. sorry but this is what comedy troupes do. at least a quarter of the time the company is in the audience and these are their friends so everything is funnier and they are more often than not being supportive or trying to knock someone off their game for laughs.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 роки тому +8

      @@lomacke1475 That makes a lot of sense. I feel like CharactersWelcome should probably invest in body mics or something similar to reduce audience noise (the only reason why I'm suggesting this is because they replied to someone else who suggested the same thing and they said they might invest in them).

    • @MrMelonsz
      @MrMelonsz 2 місяці тому +1

      They paid to be there and have fun. You’re getting this for free.
      I’ll say the audience is justified and there’s not much to complain about without being picky.

  • @Awkwardtunity
    @Awkwardtunity 4 роки тому +12

    I don’t get why he’s mad. His mom is an adult and can have sex with whomever she wants. Lol

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 4 роки тому +59

      He also made him smell the fingers afterwards and broke her heart

    • @camphonics2124
      @camphonics2124 4 роки тому +16

      its also implied the mother cheated lol

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 роки тому +33

      @@camphonics2124 I think it's less about that and more about the fake 4 digit phone number.

  • @elduende367
    @elduende367 4 роки тому +4

    Disgusting title & sick mind! This is not comedy!

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 роки тому +70

      There's nothing disgusting about the title and the comedy is what is referred to as dark humour/black humour. If it's not your thing, that's fine, but that doesn't make it any less comedic.

    • @MinecraftGamer2021
      @MinecraftGamer2021 4 роки тому +52

      This is not funny.
      Its hilarious

    • @thedumbdog1964
      @thedumbdog1964 3 роки тому +9

      It obviously is though

    • @cryptidtwink7952
      @cryptidtwink7952 3 роки тому +26

      It's been decades. Move on

    • @fs9096
      @fs9096 3 роки тому +11

      Where's the hobbit milk, Kozzi?

  • @TheAp397
    @TheAp397 2 роки тому +4

    THIS IS GOLD