Culture War - Hazbin Hotel
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- Опубліковано 11 кві 2024
- A Cajun and an Italian walk into a bar.... it doesn't go well.
#hazbinhotel #angeldust #angel #alastor #charlie #funny #memes
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Me... as Angeldust, Alastor
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Im afraid Angel started it. He really shouldn't forget that he's dealing with the most feared overlord. This had got to be the most evil thing Alastor has ever done
ONLY 437!!?? THAT IS A CRIME
I’ve tried it, It’s 3/10 for me, I wouldn’t recommend for people who haven’t tried it, I prefer them separate
"You break spaghetti, I BREAK YOUR SPINE!"
*i eat spaghetti with a spoon* 🥄
No I brake all your bones
@@LOLrpopWHAT THE FU-
@@Dray_4_0_5 spook _and fork._ I’m not a monster 😌
@@LOLrpop eh, I eat it with pineapples
Alastor truly is evil
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?
USING KETCHUP AS TOMATO SAUCE??
*BREAKING PASTA IN HALF????*
He knows exactly how to exploit your biggest weaknesses.
A true monster.
WHATS NEXT!?
PUT ICE CUBES ON WINE?
@@thethunderbrick Oh that's a GOOD one. Writing that down.
My mom breaks spaghetti in half all the time how else is it gonna fit in the pot?
@@thethunderbrickNO- NO NO NO NO-
Note to self: Never mispronounce French words in front of Alastor.
Unless it's the common southern pronunciations that aren't technically right anywhere else. Louisiana French ain't exactly what's they've got further north or across the pond. It's a brand all its own.
Wow
Or he's gonna insult your entire culture
Especially if its on purpose
I'm French, I'm saved!
The fact the canonly Alastor, Charlie, and Lucifer lik pineapple on pizza 😂
Really?? 😮
I do remember hearing it on youtube
That somehow only slightly surprises me.
Unlike most of the Angel and Alastor interactions I see in fanon, this may not be confirmed yet but it’s definitely canon
As a fellow Louisiana gal, I felt Alastor's pain 🤣 I definitely would've been on his side in this culture war lol. Hell, I would've given Angel a list of a bunch of cities in Louisiana, told him "Good luck pronouncing those, asshole!" and just watch him fall all over those syllables 🤣 Natchitoches, Opelousas, Atchafalaya, Tangipahoa, Tchefuncte River, Tchoupitoulas, Lake Pontchartrain, etc 🤣🤣🤣
I-
I am confused on how to pronounce that shit-
No offence tho lmao
@@Dray_4_0_5 None taken 🤣 it's the funniest shit ever listening to people from out of state trying to pronounce these words LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 especially people not native to any of the southern states lol
Alastor just started a war with all of Italy, AND WON.
Jesus Christ, I have no idea how Alastor would find my annoyances but i know he will go hardcore.
I like to imagine that when Alastor broadcasts the screams of sinners, he doesn’t torture them normally but instead does random shit like this
Can we appreciate how Angle Dust covered Nugget’s eyes and ears lol
NOT THE KETCHUP. ANYTHING BUT THE KETCHUP.
(Proceeds to eat the pineapple pizza) quit ya whining angel it's your fault for crossing the line.
I love how Fat Nuggets is just so unbothered by Angel's pleading as eats
Now I kind of wish Angel would just start yelling at Alistair in Italian and then Alastair starts yelling back in French.
Yes
It’ll be like:
Angel: CHE HAI FATTO STRONZO DI MERDA
Alastor: JE NE SUIS PAS DÉSOLÉ DE CE QUE J'AI FAIT ET TU L'AS COMMENCÉ
Playing Culture War with cuisine is dangerous. Angel could have retaliated with the abomination known as "Cheeseburger Jambalaya".
OH SHIT 😂
My dyslexic @$$ thought you said something about jambalaya in a cheeseburger!
Must've been that Chilli burger from back before I quit.
I know people keep shipping them but this… this kind of interaction is SO much better 😄😂
And then AL give angel a nice cup of wine WITH ICE CUBES
Just saw this show. Gotta say i enjoyed watching it. Music was pretty cool too
Makes me think of that one animatic of Angel getting annoyed by Sir Pentious’ eating habits.
As someone with Italian heritage, I can full heartedly say, never have I ever in my existence have I been through more torture then what i have just witnessed.
My first thought when I saw this was
“Oh god no”
Also this is literally the cheese is under the sauce meme
The 'Don't kiss the chef' apron is something I need
Ok, this feel like it could have been in the show. And I love it.😁
I do remember reading that Alastor, Charlie, and I think Lilith enjoyed pineapple on pizza so this makes it funnier
#0:43 Alastor truly is a monster among for doing something as evil as this breaking spaghetti and putting pineapple on pizza 😮#1:18
Oh Holy Mother, NOT THE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!! ITS A UNFORGIVABLE SIN , AL! 🤢😫
"Don't kiss the cook" PERFECT
You forgot the part when they’re cuddling and are laughing about it and Al is like “but ‘bone-jaw? Really my dear?” And Angel’s like “y’know im just mess’s with ya”
They probably left it out because they are naked together in bed cuddling, which could imply they had a little fun time which doesn't exactly comply with UA-cam's guidelines haha. But I kinda missed the ending too lol
I love the animated feel of this, it’s so smooth
They may speak their own *ahem* unique variant of it, but NEVER massacre the French language in a Cajun's presence.
Fvcking love this sh!t so much plus the dub is really awesome and freaking perfect😂❤
Man I can now go for a pizza.
With pineapple!
This is the most evil thing I’ve seen Alastor do ever.
You have chosen to defy pizza, then you have chosen was with Italy.
-Italian Liu Kang
After I learned some French cuisine I feel like Al. Lol
I don’t care what anyone says, this is something that totally canonically happened 😂
For murder you will go to hell but breaking the Spaghetti that is the true reason why the extermination exist.
Pineapple belongs on pizza. I’ve seen stranger as a resident of Florida.
Florida gang represent!!!!
Shut up, Floridian, unless it's about your fellow citizens' most recent antic.
IM CRYING 😭 This is so canon
Charlie and Vaggie Come back after hunting for new Tenants and this is what they see....
This is the one individual Lionfield will not touch.
PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS A CRIME!!
My friend:ADD PINEAPPLE innPIZZa Guys
It’s really not that bad. I like to dip in ketchup
Bone jaw. I think you mean bonjour
The end is even funnier with the knowledge that Alastor would like pineapple on pizza.
In the full vid angel was like “this means war .” 2 min later “PLEASE IM SORRY AL” “oh what’s that I couldn’t hear u over the sound of the. Pineapple baking into that pizza”
I’d love to see Angel’s reaction when he finds out that Charlie loves pineapple on pizza. I need an episode of him either threatening to leave the hotel over it or try to show her the correct way to make pizza.
Alastair is a menace to society
am I the only one how hear a bit of papyrus when alastor said spaghetti.
I'm terrified of Alistor he is too petty
Listen, pineapple on pizza isn't even that bad. If it's good it's good.🤣
I seriously thought Alistair was going to commit several war crimes
Al: ahhh music to my ears 😌
Angel dust: having a panic attack and a heart attack at the same time (and dies at the end) 😵🪦💀
“..Bone jaw~”
“What?”
BONE JOURNAL
Wait, is *that* how he adds screams to his radio broadcasts!?
I can imagine sinners hearing a new scream on Alastor’s radio and realize it’s angel. They wonder what horrible things are going on, cut to what happens in the video for comedic affect. Alastor now realizes he doesn’t need violence to get the screams he desires.
The moral of the story is don’t fuck with Alastor. He will break your soul
the fact that both french and italian "hello"s are essentially the same thing makes this even funnier
I feel like Angel would start yelling at him in it italian and Alastor would start yelling at him in french :D
Alastor!
Quit bustin' Angel's Gabagool!
It is true when you break pasta in front of an Italian spider
As a fellow Italian, I have an important message:
Alastor ha meritato di perdere contro Adamo dopo questa cosa anche se so che è fatta dai fan. Angel DEVE vendicarsi contro di lui. IL KETCHUP CON GLI SPAGHETTI DIVISI A METÀÀÀ AAAAAAAAA
as some one who grew up speaking French and living in Louisiana i am personally offended by "bown jaw" but also as a person who grew up my lovely father I am also personally offended by pineapple on pizza and ketch up on spaghetti...but I can't really talk about da past thing...
The Italians here going to be devastated when they found out that the majority of Europe eats pizza with pineapple
RACIAL CONFLICT RACIAL CONFLICT RACIAL CONFLICT :D
As an Italian, this caused so much pain
Now that I think about it, it sounds way easier to offend an Italian than a French person
Angel absolutely rocks that outfit tho 💅✨
I liked the video 😂❤
Angel: "....iz the pineapple at least thinly sliced insteada chunks?"
Al: "Of course my defeated fellow; I'm attacking your culture, not good taste and basic cooking know how."
"I will rip your culture apart, and broadcast your screams for all of Hell to hear!"
Just simply make a crawfish boil with no seasoning and make jambalaya the wrong way
Like Angel has ever cooked before.
Wait until Angel finds out both Lilith AND Charlie (canonically) like pineapple on their pizza.
i love this sm❤ but the pasta break broke me😭 i’m not even italian💀 AND I HATE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA
But did he put oil in the water before dropping in the spaghetti?
Guarantee it's a no.
@@tornartist Then his sins against pasta could have been worse. No Italian will ever forgive putting oil in the pasta water.
Its not even water, he just threw the pasta into a boiling pot of ketchup.
I didn’t know that angel dust was Italian
Angel definitely can't go to Brazil..
Oh yeah I live here he gon die lil bro better not 😂
As an Italian myself, this hurts
alternatively Angel gets back by making jambalaya…
*without any spices* (claiming that it’s “too spicy”)
We need a Mexican and an American 😂
Why not combine both into one?
A Texan walks into a bar...
Excuse me?
Break down your toxin carefully, please....
I was born in Texas, and I would like to hear what the h3ck you're thinking of....
even though im from a mostly german heritage my inner Italian wanted to be unleashed and fight this madman.
OK, anyone else expecting that the 'two minutes later' bit would cut to them making out?
**breaks spaghetti noodles** ehehehheehehheheheheee... >:)
I feel like the hidden joke is Italians can’t finish a war lol like j.cole with the diss
As someone who lives in Louisiana bojur really does sound like bone jaw!😂😂💸💸
Why does Alastor sound like Papyrus as soon as he starts talking about spaghetti?
Pineapple on pizza is too merciful, throw some kiwis and gummy worms on there
Okay, Michaelangelo!
Go back to the sewers with that trash!!!
Did you put pineapple on pizza and use ketchup as tomato sauce!! Alastor!!!!!! Did you break spaghetti, I will make sure you don’t forget me, I will break your spine, and your soul will be mi-mi-mi-mi-MINE
As an Italian this hurt me
Welp Al is Satan himself
Make the “angel stop putting a bow on my tail” meme
1:16 I know Al is evil. But he's not this evil.
Yes this is true evil
Side note I would definitely do this just to piss someone off and right now I'm doing the most evil laugh I can muster
Golly your voices are spot on and your video effects are amazing!! So much fun to watch every time. I wanna make moving video comic dubs just like that one day.
I'm italian and this hurt my soul
Pineapple pizza is fire, though.
This is so funny
Angel made the worst mistake by just one word