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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • Joe Jamail takes a depo in Texas

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  • @Virtuoso80
    @Virtuoso80 8 років тому +853

    I have an image of Tucker just wandering into random depositions and saying, "Wait a minute, my name's Tucker, and I wanna know what's goin' on here!"

    • @chrispage5683
      @chrispage5683 8 років тому +11

      lol

    • @lt9985
      @lt9985 6 років тому +20

      In tears laughing!

    • @nolanknows1401
      @nolanknows1401 6 років тому +14

      Virtuoso80 LOL! Best thing I've read in ages

    • @tchoco
      @tchoco 6 років тому +5

      Whahhaha

    • @ace1776
      @ace1776 6 років тому +16

      LMAO 😂 with a briefcase full of shredded newspaper.

  • @rishi9098872744
    @rishi9098872744 4 роки тому +204

    “Don’t tell me to shut my mouth BOI”👌👌

  • @casengregg
    @casengregg 12 років тому +78

    As a Texas attorney, I fully endorse bringing bring back "boy" as the preferred manner of addressing witnesses and co-counsel.

  • @dominiquelecomte8559
    @dominiquelecomte8559 4 роки тому +125

    "We're gonna be outnumbered Ed" Hahaha too funny!

  • @tacwitness
    @tacwitness 10 років тому +632

    I wanna watch like 5 hours of this.

    • @brianhackert8513
      @brianhackert8513 6 років тому +31

      hollywood needs to steal all these lines and somehow jam this scene into a movie

    • @jimmywalker1419
      @jimmywalker1419 6 років тому +16

      +Brian Hackert Hollywood sucks they won't hire enough good Texas actors to make it real anyways

    • @RetroRogue.
      @RetroRogue. 3 роки тому

      Jimmy Walker they will do the "texas face" where they take actors not from Texas and make them seem from Texas. Only a few times every year do movies hit home casting wise.

    • @Anon585
      @Anon585 3 роки тому +1

      AMEN!

    • @steven1479
      @steven1479 3 роки тому +2

      @@RetroRogue. They always cast Brits for southern roles, for some reason.

  • @edmbandit260
    @edmbandit260 10 років тому +422

    "Who are you?"
    "Ma names tucker!"

    • @Truthmoses
      @Truthmoses 6 років тому +23

      "and I represent Hair Shire"

    • @arxfortis7481
      @arxfortis7481 6 років тому +10

      Ayrshire

    • @Truthmoses
      @Truthmoses 6 років тому +10

      "Tucker, is that you????"

    • @5445jedi
      @5445jedi 6 років тому +6

      rf w "and I just wanna know-do you represent the guy or not?"

    • @Truthmoses
      @Truthmoses 6 років тому +4

      lol...

  • @arxfortis7481
    @arxfortis7481 9 років тому +472

    This is from May of 1992. The deposition was taken in St Louis. The deponent is "Jack Garrett" who was at one time a research chemist at Monsanto's Texas City facility in the 1950's. Monsanto (represented by Ed Carstarphen on the left), was being sued by some residents of Houston (represented by Joe "Hairpiece" Jamail on the right with the wagging finger) who alleged that Monsanto had harmed them by exposing them to dangerous chemicals. This lawsuit may have been one regarding the Brio Superfund site. "Tucker" was an attorney representing Ayrshire. There is an Ayrshire a real estate development company in Houston, so I can only assume it's the same company, though I'm not sure of their role in this case. It's probably got something to do with property values allegedly impacted by Monsanto.

    • @asummerh2211
      @asummerh2211 6 років тому +22

      Arx Fortis Monsanto is a dirty company backed by the us government. The people are coming

    • @phucle2076
      @phucle2076 6 років тому +8

      It does seem so, which is why it's curious that the attorney on the right kept demanding that the attorney on the left has to represent the deponent or he cannot raise objections. Unless Texas law is different, it's elementary that employer's attorney can represent an employee during deposition regarding his employment at the company.

    • @kszirovecz
      @kszirovecz 5 років тому +65

      Phuc Le - I think the confusion is because the deponent was not an employee of Monsanto at the time of the lawsuit. I believe he was an expert witness which is why in one of the first questions he’s asked if he told the lawyer next to him “the other companies he’s consulted for” which the deponent denies he did. As an expert witness, the lawyer for Monsanto cannot represent him in the deposition. The witness can have his own lawyer present but the Monsanto lawyer cannot represent an expert witness unless it’s disclosed. That’s what gets Tucker involved because he asks if the lawyer also represents the witness, and if so, he wants it on the record. If not, the lawyer has no right to represent the witness and make objections. That’s when it all starts falling apart.

    • @fedism
      @fedism 5 років тому +2

      ksir thanks for that as well

    • @JonWRowe
      @JonWRowe 4 роки тому +33

      "Hairpiece" died with a net worth of 1.6 billion dollars at age 90 making him the most successful trial attorney in modern history. You are literally watching a legend in action.

  • @warrencormier8923
    @warrencormier8923 9 років тому +71

    "That ain't you goddamn job.... fat boy" ----- LMAO!

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 6 років тому +60

    The best part about these depositions is that the vast majority of action takes place between people who are off-camera, so you get to see the subject of the deposition sitting there looking all awkward in the meantime.

  • @-Plot-
    @-Plot- 2 роки тому +123

    It’s important for non lawyers who view this to know that this is exactly how a good deposition is supposed to go

    • @zcmyers553
      @zcmyers553 2 роки тому +7

      😆

    • @protamine4
      @protamine4 6 місяців тому +4

      Sure, if you want the state bar to launch disciplinary investigations, write memos, and have to inform the Court of the discovery dispute.

  • @dannyhardesty3692
    @dannyhardesty3692 5 років тому +171

    Joe Jamail is a legend among Texas trial lawyers. Just one story making the rounds: He represented a medical school in the Houston area on a flood/mold case on a contingency basis of course. When the case settled against the insurance company he gave his multi-million dollar fee back to the medical school--said he didn't need it. Amazing.

    • @halcyon3116
      @halcyon3116 2 роки тому +2

      🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @cmyjones
      @cmyjones 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah this guy was a billionaire when he died. Not sure if there are any other billionaire lawyers

    • @ryanf8780
      @ryanf8780 Рік тому +3

      Joe was scared out his seat at the end by a guy who looks like he's 75 years old. Not a great look considering his tough talk.

    • @strnglhld
      @strnglhld Рік тому

      @@ryanf8780 You have an incipient case of verbal diarrhea.

    • @imtheman4805
      @imtheman4805 10 місяців тому +3

      I met Joe a couple of times during my career
      The one thing that always stood out to me and anyone else who knew him was he had more money than you could shake a stick at YET he had the worst Hair Appliance I have ever seen.
      I mean his wig was hideous
      Gray at the bottom and black on top.
      Just the worst rug ever

  • @isaacjarvis3073
    @isaacjarvis3073 7 років тому +204

    "Yew dumb sonovabitch." I was laughing out loud

  • @datmaryjane3094
    @datmaryjane3094 8 років тому +460

    "Are you threatening to fight?" "I just want to know what side we're on" lmao I'm moving to Texas tomorrow.

    • @GlasgowGallus
      @GlasgowGallus 7 років тому +35

      Taressa Johnson I'm Scottish, but was lucky enough to spend some time in Texas. I had a bumper sticker that said 'I'm not from Texas but I got here as soon as I could...' 😉

    • @gregwomack5237
      @gregwomack5237 6 років тому +8

      Taressa Johnson come on in! We can. Always use another pair of fists to live the brawl down here in Texas! Come on in and throw down! Afterwards we'll all shake hands and have a tall glass of Texas sweet tea and squash this issue!

    • @lbennhtx6072
      @lbennhtx6072 6 років тому +5

      Glasgow Gallus I thank God I made the decision to move to Texas !!!!!

    • @lbennhtx6072
      @lbennhtx6072 6 років тому +2

      Pot Dragon Ummmm somebody sounds conflicted. Are you a closeted homosexual or just homophobic?

    • @Truthmoses
      @Truthmoses 6 років тому +2

      IT'S "GOT-DAMN"

  • @Zomfoo
    @Zomfoo 6 років тому +13

    I don’t know why, but I appreciate this level of frankness.

  • @adamesd3699
    @adamesd3699 Рік тому +22

    Every couple of years I come back to this. Never gets old.

    • @albertdonkrell7838
      @albertdonkrell7838 Місяць тому

      you and me both.... biden's BIG BOY interview brought this to mind this time....

    • @adamesd3699
      @adamesd3699 Місяць тому +1

      @@albertdonkrell7838Biden…😴. The sooner he’s out of office the better.

  • @cisco8237
    @cisco8237 3 роки тому +77

    “You may be big but if you wanna see how bad you are com’on” lol that had me dying laughing. This video is something else.

  • @thekinginthenorth3650
    @thekinginthenorth3650 3 роки тому +13

    This is the greatest piece of film in human history

  • @iBackshift
    @iBackshift 10 років тому +233

    I've watched this at least 20x and still almost fall out of my chair laughing. It all starts at "big boy"
    Thanks for an entertaining and educational video.

    • @jmommy881
      @jmommy881 2 роки тому +1

      Same!!!!!

    • @FOTAP97
      @FOTAP97 Рік тому +2

      Me too brother. But for some reason my favorite is “we’ll see about it..”. 😂

    • @leeroyjenkins6061
      @leeroyjenkins6061 Рік тому +1

      *FAT BOY*

    • @biggfoot18
      @biggfoot18 11 місяців тому

      can’t stop watching

  • @kathleenrandle5876
    @kathleenrandle5876 4 роки тому +53

    This is my uncle. Really enjoy watching ... love and miss him so much. Thank you for posting.

    • @FOTAP97
      @FOTAP97 Рік тому +1

      Which one was your uncle, the gentleman being deposed? Thanks for sharing, this is such a classic video.

    • @TheRagingRaider
      @TheRagingRaider Рік тому

      ​@Michael none of them
      (Nah jk I don't know either and would like to know myself)

    • @ProfessorBulletMG
      @ProfessorBulletMG Рік тому

      And I’m your daddy… bend over, honey.❤😂

  • @charlieabbot3649
    @charlieabbot3649 7 років тому +173

    He's not "Threatening" anyone... He's asking is you would like to consent to Mutual Combat.....

  • @SmoothJazz98
    @SmoothJazz98 11 років тому +12

    "Naw you ain't tellin' me a God Damn thing...." very simple, yet effective reply that is not used enough in the work place. I think I'll start to fix that.

  • @BrettHoustonTube
    @BrettHoustonTube 8 років тому +257

    If court cases were more like this Americans would be watching court tv instead of ESPN...

    • @datsyhoehoe
      @datsyhoehoe 6 років тому +3

      Welcome to Texas, Baby!!!

    • @jamesb.9472
      @jamesb.9472 6 років тому +3

      hardly anyone watches espn anymore.

    • @xcalabur18
      @xcalabur18 6 років тому +1

      Haven't they become the same thing these days?

    • @Mytube777
      @Mytube777 6 років тому +1

      I would watch it anyways. I wish it would come back!

    • @3tiumquid706
      @3tiumquid706 5 років тому +2

      I wonder if Texans are more enthusiastic about jury duty than other folks.

  • @ilmsff7
    @ilmsff7 6 років тому +60

    That quickly turned into a LBJ-measuring contest.

  • @Gablesman888
    @Gablesman888 6 років тому +20

    I well remember once having a drink with the infamous Joe Jamail. He was quite the colorful character.

  • @SkinnyCow.
    @SkinnyCow. 6 років тому +24

    The lawyer asking the questions, Joe Jamail is dead now but what a classic! Joseph Dahr Jamail Jr. (October 19, 1925 - December 23, 2015)

  • @alloutofdonuts3998
    @alloutofdonuts3998 6 років тому +64

    "fat bowuh!" lol!

  • @ForTehNguyen
    @ForTehNguyen 9 років тому +97

    this deposition is so texas, big boy!

  • @MrEhu3
    @MrEhu3 12 років тому +145

    This is funny as hell. "Are you hreatening to fight?...I want to know who's side your on...we're going to be out numbered Ed"

  • @FunnyPrankLaughs
    @FunnyPrankLaughs 6 років тому +18

    Lord how I love Texas.

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell 6 років тому +27

    Joe Jamail is one of my heros, and I was damn proud to know him!

  • @fratdawgg23
    @fratdawgg23 10 років тому +101

    Well, that escalated quickly. And hilariously! LoL

  • @ChrisACD
    @ChrisACD 2 роки тому +14

    Im gonna watch this for the rest of my life.

  • @greydeath4273
    @greydeath4273 5 років тому +15

    I love watching depositions, and this one takes the cake besides Wayne

  • @easterlywesterly9304
    @easterlywesterly9304 6 років тому +50

    when he lunges forward with that angry face. guy's for real

    • @FOTAP97
      @FOTAP97 Рік тому

      It was a total bluff!

  • @itsthebats
    @itsthebats 6 років тому +30

    My name is TUCKER Lmaoo idk why I laughed when he said that

  • @stephenrparker
    @stephenrparker 17 років тому +18

    Maybe my favorite video ever on youtube.
    "We'll see abooutit."

  • @USAReject
    @USAReject 5 років тому +44

    *Tucker Has Joined The Chat.*

  • @ZCamp929
    @ZCamp929 13 років тому +18

    "Are you threatening to fight?...." HAH. This is gold.

  • @Machobeard
    @Machobeard 15 років тому +26

    A judge showed us this today at a seminar at UCF...absolutely hilarious

  • @MoManny
    @MoManny 8 років тому +132

    RIP Joe Jamail. He died yesterday at the age of 90.

  • @dbrown2264
    @dbrown2264 2 роки тому +7

    This is the Citizen Kane of angry deposition videos.

  • @thorne62
    @thorne62 4 роки тому +5

    Hahaha!!! The Prosecutor flinched, that little old scientist dude would have kicked his ass, funny shit man...

  • @PennsylvaniaHistoryBuff
    @PennsylvaniaHistoryBuff 11 років тому +112

    At the end they turned to the stenographer and asked; "Could you read that all back for us?"

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 3 роки тому +7

      The court reporter said: "I don't have son of a bitch or goddamn on my machine, which key do I punch in?"

  • @whit1981
    @whit1981 12 років тому +27

    I love this. I periodically watch it even though a law professor played it for one of my classes back in law school as a break in place. I always loved it.

  • @banhofzoo
    @banhofzoo 6 років тому +28

    This is like a scene out of Casino

  • @youtert
    @youtert 6 років тому +31

    The word of the day is "incipient."

  • @carlosi1972
    @carlosi1972 4 роки тому +14

    Monsanto’s lawyer Ed calls Jamil, “Mr. Hairpiece” at 2:23!

  • @skenzyme81
    @skenzyme81 8 років тому +610

    Welcome to Texas, where even a gray-haired research chemist is ready to throw down when somebody gets out of line. They're too good for this country.

    • @Rowgue51
      @Rowgue51 6 років тому +16

      He's the one that was out of line along with the room full of corporate lawyers that had no business advising the deposed or making objections at a deposition.

    • @paghal11
      @paghal11 6 років тому +16

      It is generally an ill-advised move, to comment about the plaintiff's counsel having "verbal diarrhea", incipient or otherwise.
      Strikes me that we have a room full of men with brittle egos, thinking with their testicles instead of with their cerebral hemispheres. This is how rooms full of men end up shooting each other, in a state where talk and ammo is cheap.

    • @paghal11
      @paghal11 6 років тому +30

      "Deposition at the OK Corral".

    • @Skor1img
      @Skor1img 6 років тому +1

      👌👌👌👌

    • @5445jedi
      @5445jedi 6 років тому +1

      Dumb Nigra Nope. Not mad at all. He wanted to be insulted so I obliged him. :)

  • @Triny1980
    @Triny1980 Рік тому +12

    I died.That old man was quick.

  • @geedubb2005
    @geedubb2005 10 років тому +64

    LOL at the Texas Research Chemist. 100% Texan!

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch 3 роки тому +3

    If you watch enough of these depositions, you will be a street lawyer.

  • @bigkendallas
    @bigkendallas 10 років тому +84

    Man ! Those country boys aint taking no lip !

    • @jacques15
      @jacques15 5 років тому +1

      bigkendallas Actually, all they did is take lip in this video.

  • @coolbreeze7725
    @coolbreeze7725 Рік тому +6

    What the old man said…. Stands for everyone. “I want to know who’s side we’re on”. The only profession Christ said woe to….were lawyers. This is priceless!

  • @Warpath1337
    @Warpath1337 10 років тому +22

    lol
    May God bless Texas.

  • @burgy76
    @burgy76 16 років тому +6

    I never get tired of watching this video. A+++

  • @bohs1984
    @bohs1984 4 роки тому +32

    Joe Jamail was the most successful plaintiff's attorney in history. Worth over $1.5 BILLION, mostly from jury contingency fees. Fun to laugh at the baboonery going on here but this guy is a major player.

    • @smellypatel5272
      @smellypatel5272 11 місяців тому +2

      What is a jury contingency fee?

    • @Maxumized
      @Maxumized 10 місяців тому

      @@smellypatel5272He only gets paid when he wins the case

  • @RileyBanksWho
    @RileyBanksWho 6 років тому +16

    ''Yeen tellin me a GODDAMN thang''

  • @DrCarr-nb1tf
    @DrCarr-nb1tf 8 років тому +4

    this is funny insipid verbal diarrhea what a brilliant choice of words,delivered with such calm composure.

  • @selinagibson7821
    @selinagibson7821 Рік тому +4

    This is one of my all time favorite things to watch! 😂 It never fails to make me laugh!

  • @rodneyrodriguez611
    @rodneyrodriguez611 6 років тому +10

    I swear I love my state!!
    Go Lonestar!!

  • @JOlivo2011
    @JOlivo2011 11 років тому +6

    All hail Sir JAMAIL! True Texan.

  • @seandupont4414
    @seandupont4414 5 років тому +2

    Every time I watch this video I find something new that’s hilarious

  • @AllStarAmerican
    @AllStarAmerican 12 років тому +20

    Did you hear him respond - "Mr Hair Piece" ... LOL

  • @ytubeanon
    @ytubeanon 6 років тому +7

    at first I was concerned about a lack of Texas in this video... but then I was fully rewarded with 100% full Texas.

  • @Rtfune
    @Rtfune 12 років тому +4

    This video should recieve an Oscar AND an Emmy award.

  • @wroughtironmgtow9558
    @wroughtironmgtow9558 5 років тому +2

    This is one of the few times that the comments section is more sane than the actual video on UA-cam.I love Texas!!!

  • @jayprivacy1900
    @jayprivacy1900 6 років тому +16

    "That's buwlshit!" Hahaha

  • @bout-bidness5699
    @bout-bidness5699 2 роки тому +1

    Why am I just now finding this. This is so 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @BeeBeeCJr
    @BeeBeeCJr 3 роки тому +6

    “I AM GONNA WHIP THAT ASS IF YOU KEEP GIVING ME SO MUCH LIP.”
    😆 😂 😆

  • @d.warren9197
    @d.warren9197 Рік тому +2

    This video lives rent free in my head😂😂😂

  • @seany0272
    @seany0272 2 роки тому +5

    “Don’t tell me to shut my mouth boi” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BillyT531
    @BillyT531 4 роки тому +3

    Love it when them good 'ole boys want to mix it up...lol!

  • @Darin-USMCB--
    @Darin-USMCB-- 6 років тому +51

    Lots of Texas testosterone around that room.

    • @robocopvs
      @robocopvs 4 роки тому +4

      We call it Texstosterone

    • @mgm8822
      @mgm8822 4 роки тому +2

      Randall Slaughter Well they really accomplished a lot.

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 3 роки тому

      The dudes with the actual testosterone don't bother talking shit, they swing right away. Swing first, talk shit after.

  • @ayyylmao101
    @ayyylmao101 5 років тому +5

    Can we pLEASE GET A SHIRT THAT SAYS "MY NAME'S TUCKER!"
    I'M ACTUALLY CRYING AT THE "YOU DUMB SON OF A B****" COMMENT LMAOOOOO

  • @tonymontana8217
    @tonymontana8217 8 років тому +44

    RIP Joe Jamail

    • @robr4019
      @robr4019 8 років тому +3

      +Tony Montana
      Amen to that

    • @woofpuppy
      @woofpuppy 7 років тому +1

      What is Joe's significance to you?

    • @someguy0089
      @someguy0089 7 років тому +2

      Tony Montana his lover

    • @HeliPadUSA
      @HeliPadUSA 6 років тому

      Anthony v I just laughed so hard at this I almost pissed myself.

  • @OneTrueWord
    @OneTrueWord 6 років тому +2

    Aw hell, let's just go back to the days of "trial by combat".

  • @maccajft96ynwa97
    @maccajft96ynwa97 5 років тому +14

    You may be big, but if you wanna see how bad you are, well,
    CMON 😂😂

  • @DankyTheClown
    @DankyTheClown Рік тому +2

    *This is what my Family Holiday Dinners look like.*

  • @doodoopapah5483
    @doodoopapah5483 6 років тому +10

    This is funnier than SNL by a long shot.

  • @lawrencegooden8359
    @lawrencegooden8359 Рік тому +3

    thank you bomani jones

  • @SkinnyCow.
    @SkinnyCow. 6 років тому +6

    There needs to be a sequel !

  • @magz7726
    @magz7726 9 років тому +8

    That old guy is a winner lol

  • @THE1X21X
    @THE1X21X 10 років тому +34

    Don't tell me to shut my mouth boy! Hahah!!!

  • @HeavenlyDetailz
    @HeavenlyDetailz 6 років тому +8

    Joe rolls’em like a BOSS !!!

  • @carlsaberhagen628
    @carlsaberhagen628 6 років тому +18

    I'm going to use "ma name's Tucker!" whenever I interrupt my wife.

    • @mestillme3026
      @mestillme3026 3 роки тому +1

      And I wanna know what's going on here!

    • @zelmoziggy
      @zelmoziggy 3 роки тому

      Does your wife ask “who are you?” whenever you interrupt her?

  • @asskicker917
    @asskicker917 2 роки тому +1

    This is the best deposition yet

  • @none11ification
    @none11ification 6 років тому +8

    "No youre not......thats bullllsheeyit..."

  • @KevinWPruitt
    @KevinWPruitt 2 місяці тому

    This is my absolute favorite...RIP Joe

  • @canopeaz
    @canopeaz 4 роки тому +3

    “I wouldn’t try that Ed” - I thought I was watching a Bartles and Jaymes commercial

  • @ciaronsmith4995
    @ciaronsmith4995 5 років тому +2

    The lawyer in this video is Joe Jamail. One of the greatest lawyers in Texas' history. Legend.
    I think he is Arab too...

  • @terrispires9084
    @terrispires9084 6 років тому +5

    This has me rollin at 2:21 in the am lmao

  • @lastmansleeping5433
    @lastmansleeping5433 8 років тому +5

    RIP Joe Jamail! 1925 - 2015

    • @johnosandra
      @johnosandra 6 років тому +2

      Im a law student and I just had to look him up. He is a legend - RIP. My night just got awesome thanks to finding a new favourite person. I love his style. The king of torts! I fucking love torts!

  • @bigsatanloaf
    @bigsatanloaf 11 років тому +3

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @cicta
    @cicta 6 років тому +7

    "don't tell me to shut my mouth BOII!"

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear 3 роки тому +4

    God bless Texas 🤠

  • @Kellihiss
    @Kellihiss 9 років тому +99

    Hilarious! God Bless Texas!

  • @beckigreen
    @beckigreen 8 років тому +41

    Ma names Tucker!

  • @TheEllsworth8
    @TheEllsworth8 13 років тому +5

    Thumbs up if you love Tucker's high-pitched objection.

  • @cameronblanca
    @cameronblanca 13 років тому +2

    To become a lawyer, I had to study hard all the way through school. I had to secure top grades in college to get into law school. I had to endure 3 years of law school competing with other students who earned top grades in college. I had little income throughout all this time. After graduation, I had student loan debt to pay, which I did, every month for 10 years until paid in full.

  • @pwenkojammy2894
    @pwenkojammy2894 4 роки тому +12

    I was listening to my father's continued learning (he is an attorney) and the audio book literally brought up this as an example of what not to be hahahaha