LOL: Pastor Fails Miserably When Interviewed By Court About How He Spends The Ministry's Funds!

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  • @ThenVersusNow_
    @ThenVersusNow_ 7 років тому +28063

    Quit asking him so many questions! He is going to sweat through his suit and need another one!

  • @cherylb36
    @cherylb36 5 років тому +19474

    The guy whispers hoping god can’t hear him lying.

    • @Christian-y5m5u
      @Christian-y5m5u 5 років тому +279

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @Dbutttt
      @Dbutttt 5 років тому +77

      Lol

    • @rabity
      @rabity 5 років тому +185

      HAHAHAH that cracked me up, LMAO good one Cheryl!

    • @nireland1742
      @nireland1742 5 років тому +67

      NICE ONE 🤭🤪🤣😂🇬🇧

    • @bondy6417
      @bondy6417 5 років тому +98

      There's no God

  • @TheRealCipherShort
    @TheRealCipherShort 3 роки тому +3366

    Lady: Is this your dog?
    Pastor: it's actually a canine creature often referred to a Canis lupus familiaris. I thought we just covered that...

  • @laurenharris9832
    @laurenharris9832 5 місяців тому +483

    He’s stuck between wanting to stay out of trouble, and wanting to brag about it 😩😩😩😂

  • @pope4106
    @pope4106 4 роки тому +3815

    Interviewer: these are Doritos
    Him: well, they are more like nachos with flavorings on top

    • @cleanbeans7496
      @cleanbeans7496 4 роки тому +137

      Him: well it is something I don’t eat everyday just some days, when I feel like my sacred body is too skinny.

    • @darrylwarren1827
      @darrylwarren1827 4 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂

    • @candyc313
      @candyc313 4 роки тому +8

      I'm dead 💀💀

    • @shwal11
      @shwal11 4 роки тому +6

      💀

    • @goodfella1605
      @goodfella1605 4 роки тому +9

      Basic dubble speak

  • @kiwikiwi2483
    @kiwikiwi2483 4 роки тому +3099

    Judge: So did you murder this man?
    Him: Well, I wouldn't say that. I took his ability to breathe

  • @NateNizzle
    @NateNizzle 5 років тому +3100

    Talking softly doesn't make you any less guilty.

    • @musamuhammad5882
      @musamuhammad5882 5 років тому +18

      Nate Nizzle Exactly

    • @gamingwithkev8208
      @gamingwithkev8208 5 років тому +28

      I had no idea we're supposed to scream and yell in front of a judge. He's being respectful in front of her.

    • @Lost-mb1gj
      @Lost-mb1gj 5 років тому +23

      Xyre154 His daughter does not live with him anymore meaning the beating the girl got from that man was SEVERE enough for her to either be taken away by CPS or for her to want to leave. In a lot of places hitting your child is not illegal or considered abuse unless there are visible marks (that suggest the severity of the abuse) on the child. This man is a piece of shit for both cases.

    • @omarabdelgawad7372
      @omarabdelgawad7372 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeffsawtelle6261
      @jeffsawtelle6261 5 років тому +13

      Nate Nizzle he's being careful. Even he knows he's guilty as hell!

  • @sergeant_salty
    @sergeant_salty 6 місяців тому +362

    Dude bought a castle and called it a "resort for... training"

    • @junebug9594
      @junebug9594 4 місяці тому +9

      God told him to tho…
      God also likes Louie V and Versace apparently🤣🤣🤣
      Give him all of your money that you’re barely scraping by on so you can get into heaven.. LMAOOOOO

    • @RandomyoutubechanneIll
      @RandomyoutubechanneIll 4 місяці тому +5

      Powers of dirt!

    • @TheGen4online
      @TheGen4online 4 місяці тому

      @@RandomyoutubechanneIll probly some hooker and nose candy to

    • @natecrosman7732
      @natecrosman7732 4 місяці тому +7

      He's still getting away with it, by the way. In 2022, his Church purchased an $8.3 million estate from Tampa Bay Buccaneers co-owner Darcie Glazer Kassewitz in Tampa, Florida's Avila neighborhood.

    • @Donttouchmypenut
      @Donttouchmypenut 3 місяці тому

      Wow, this dude is just using God for money 😂 that’s what these “pastors” do. They live lavish lives with untaxed money. The Bible doesn’t even say to give money to the churches either. It’s completely optional but collections should be specifically for the bills of the building. I hardly give to church and if I do, it’d be like $1-5 bucks. They steal so much money at my current church, they couldn’t find the money I gave so I could file taxes. That’s how I found out and my friend confirmed it that they’re stealing money but no one’s gonna confront them.

  • @randomperson8695
    @randomperson8695 7 років тому +7923

    "Macy's doesn't carry the kind of suits I wear."
    Neither will the Dept. of Corrections.

  • @jukingmaster
    @jukingmaster 4 роки тому +14556

    Every time he lies, his hairline gets closer to God.

    • @bruceleroy2335
      @bruceleroy2335 4 роки тому +255

      😂😂😂I’m dead bro!

    • @johnnydellz9814
      @johnnydellz9814 4 роки тому +100

      lmao this shit funny asf

    • @MrEdlawrence
      @MrEdlawrence 4 роки тому +109

      By the end of the deposition....it was found on his ASS!!

    • @sukik.6263
      @sukik.6263 4 роки тому +58

      Oh hell no!!!! Lmao!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lesleb
      @lesleb 4 роки тому +81

      This was the funniest shit I've read in 2020 thus far 😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @chuyg92
    @chuyg92 4 роки тому +3639

    I’m going to start calling my home a residential center.

    • @pyro7497
      @pyro7497 4 роки тому +126

      chuyg92 And a resort for 'teaching' lmao

    • @HisMiraclesHappening
      @HisMiraclesHappening 4 роки тому +36

      Then your Mansion will be a write off bahahahahaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
      By the way this “Apostle” is so lazy he lays on his stage to preform for his audience. I mean flat out basks like a walrus on his back! He makes me wanna puke! I am Christian, I grew up in Prosperity ministries, I realized at around 15 years old that it wasn’t of God, this was during the peak of Joyce Meyers, Benny Hinn and all those people. Thank you Lord for delivering me out of that cult, but maintaining my love for Christ. My parents were clipping coupons, we lived in the ghetto in a dumpy trailer, while our pastor lived in a 5 bedroom home with a pool and 2 brand new Cadillac’s!!! Jesus walked everywhere. True servants of God so not need to be rich. This guy wouldn’t feed the poor if I cost him a dollar! But God I promise I will pray for him, because in Summer 2020 he is having another cult, money collecting meeting in a super dome!!! God break him, help him to seek you out and repent!!! 🙏

    • @frederickjohnpicarello1909
      @frederickjohnpicarello1909 4 роки тому +18

      😝😄😝 For teaching & High Profile guests!

    • @WingChunGungFu
      @WingChunGungFu 4 роки тому +5

      Frederick John Picarello yes... “teaching”...

    • @lindastoner6649
      @lindastoner6649 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @livelovelogic777
    @livelovelogic777 6 місяців тому +82

    He had the gall to say, "I am a very frugal person". I am confident he has no idea what that word means.

    • @IdiEdem
      @IdiEdem 3 місяці тому +2

      Lol, the mental gymnastics.

    • @ThulsaDoom-s5z
      @ThulsaDoom-s5z 2 місяці тому

      He lied so much. It’s terrible.

    • @danl1545
      @danl1545 2 місяці тому

      He’s frugal with his spending UNDER HIS NAME. But NOT his ministry 😂😂

  • @Vancev99x
    @Vancev99x 5 років тому +12228

    This sounds like me trying to explain to my landlord why the rent is late.

    • @LamontLifts
      @LamontLifts 5 років тому +54

      Vance Toney Maan!😭

    • @clashwithmoi8926
      @clashwithmoi8926 5 років тому +111

      This deserves a lot more likes

    • @9716-i7f
      @9716-i7f 5 років тому +95

      Its the first of the month today. I feel your pain

    • @johnpowell8875
      @johnpowell8875 5 років тому +152

      See what had happened was ....

    • @9716-i7f
      @9716-i7f 5 років тому +82

      @@johnpowell8875 its actually kind of a funny story ya see....uh

  • @repellency7461
    @repellency7461 4 роки тому +12671

    Innocent until proven Gucci.

    • @Sy-ik9cj
      @Sy-ik9cj 4 роки тому +117

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @JohnDoe-xz4sy
      @JohnDoe-xz4sy 4 роки тому +49

      lmao

    • @773Cubs
      @773Cubs 4 роки тому +48

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blue_moonship
      @blue_moonship 4 роки тому +42

      Stfu lmaooo..

    • @AsIAm3991
      @AsIAm3991 4 роки тому +21

      Haha!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nickjones8422
    @nickjones8422 3 роки тому +9296

    why don’t they interrogate the politicians like this lmaoo

  • @msmee0079
    @msmee0079 6 місяців тому +141

    Im back here June 2024 to get a good laugh on his foolery😅😂😂😂

    • @six87urnext
      @six87urnext 3 місяці тому +7

      Beat you it's September 2024 now and it's still a good laugh 😃

    • @danl1545
      @danl1545 2 місяці тому +1

      October 10th CHECKIN IN 😂😂🎉

    • @tamzy4825
      @tamzy4825 2 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@danl1545October 11th haha this is doing the rounds 😂 I pissed myself laughing 😅 had to change my underwear 🩳 to funny. Way he whispers so god can't hear him 😂 10:37 😂

    • @ShannonMichelle7937
      @ShannonMichelle7937 2 місяці тому

      October 13 check in and this shit is still as funny as the first five times I watched it years ago. Do y’all know this crooked clown is still preaching and taking people’s money?

    • @sirwanksalot1667
      @sirwanksalot1667 16 днів тому

      DECEMBER 05

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 5 років тому +6835

    His fake soft spoken voice is bugging the hell out of me.

    • @marlyce
      @marlyce 5 років тому +93

      No pun intended? 🤣

    • @NICKWAPPERER117
      @NICKWAPPERER117 5 років тому +214

      Yes! That "I'm a peaceful God loving man and would never do anything like this" in his voice is bullshit.

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 5 років тому +27

      As mentioned in either this comment section or a different one, this guy has a voice that can make you go to sleep...

    • @vstax2165
      @vstax2165 5 років тому +83

      someone should tell him it's not a convincing tactic

    • @C.dieslevonankwek7
      @C.dieslevonankwek7 5 років тому +63

      Hes the kind that could get loud around some homies if he needs to, go right into gangsta talk

  • @RayRay.01
    @RayRay.01 6 років тому +10527

    My walmart belt has lasted me 12 years.

    • @ANMINC
      @ANMINC 6 років тому +592

      Ray Ray But it don’t look good on the TV set

    • @DaveThundercloud
      @DaveThundercloud 6 років тому +204

      Ray Ray
      I got a Walmart belt too. on that note, most of my wardrobe is from
      Walmart lol
      That fake pastor should get down with Walmart shopping.

    • @JacobALibra
      @JacobALibra 6 років тому +27

      Bro same

    • @themosh54
      @themosh54 6 років тому +167

      Why buy a belt when I have a perfectly good skate lace at home?

    • @gripitl6878
      @gripitl6878 6 років тому +2

      ANMINC 😁🤣

  • @foxtrotml4540
    @foxtrotml4540 5 років тому +720

    He would sweat less if he lived an honest life.

    • @thepowerofyourvoicepodcast
      @thepowerofyourvoicepodcast 5 років тому +3

      God yes, amen!

    • @Thebustermann
      @Thebustermann 5 років тому +2

      I don't even think he would sweat less if he was Jesus Christ himself.

    • @stephanielane9287
      @stephanielane9287 5 років тому +4

      He has never heard of a washing machine and dryer 😂

    • @theberrby6836
      @theberrby6836 5 років тому +1

      HAH!

    • @TheGLD
      @TheGLD 5 років тому +1

      FML Foxtrot isnt that if you honsest you sweating a lot more?? :D God bless ya! ❤️✨

  • @donfades7869
    @donfades7869 9 місяців тому +113

    Those 5000 dollar belts sure do dish out some high-class discipline!

    • @hotcoldman77
      @hotcoldman77 8 місяців тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @awilliams5007
      @awilliams5007 4 місяці тому +1

      Dude was just throwing money around.

  • @jarrydallynhorn8626
    @jarrydallynhorn8626 3 роки тому +932

    “I don’t drive the bentley, I have drivers” is the worst argument against embezzlement.

    • @trevonchew7748
      @trevonchew7748 3 роки тому +22

      No doubt bro😂😂like what are you saying

    • @nambypamby2147
      @nambypamby2147 3 роки тому +8

      Channel: Cult Watch JMMI has videos of his rants, freakouts, meltdowns, etc. that came after the deposition.

    • @renee95581
      @renee95581 3 роки тому +4

      Why isn't he helping his ‘people!’ instead of HIMSELF!

    • @guyr7351
      @guyr7351 3 роки тому +5

      A Bentley, Mercedes and a BMW, note his affront at it’s a Range Rover not a Land Rover. Crook, too many con artists like this taking advantage of gullible people

    • @angelandavlog766
      @angelandavlog766 3 роки тому +1

      Jarry Allyn Horn .That his low voice🗣really pissed me off.🤦🏼‍♀️I guess,🤔he don't🙅🏼‍♀️want God to hear him, how he was enjoying the Ministry money.🤫🤫🤣🤣🤣🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

  • @oliopetrolio3092
    @oliopetrolio3092 5 років тому +1696

    In the name of Bentley, Louis Vuitton and Versace. Amen.

  • @williamferguson8147
    @williamferguson8147 4 роки тому +559

    Stealing from the poor and giving to himself, all while claiming to be a man of God and good morals, despicable..

    • @Diviance
      @Diviance 4 роки тому +26

      I mean, "men of God" have a long, thousands of years history of doing this so... sounds about right, really.

    • @wtf1231122
      @wtf1231122 4 роки тому +10

      Its actually really common for traveling preachers
      Dude a church I used to go to, the head pastor died, and was replaced by his grandson who had never even been in a leadership position by the church.
      Meanwhile, there were 4 other pastors that had a ton of experience and ran other departments of the church

    • @BeastMode-no8bd
      @BeastMode-no8bd 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah because poor people gonna give money away ? They got a option . I never gave a penny away inside a church . Oh well

    • @alonzojohnson2888
      @alonzojohnson2888 4 роки тому +3

      religion is power just like in the the movie the book of Eli

    • @calvindavis007
      @calvindavis007 4 роки тому

      @Sasha Fierce W H A T ??? I thought Jesus was black.............Dog Gone It!...........There goes the neighborhood.

  • @silentforest7147
    @silentforest7147 5 місяців тому +60

    I had forgotten all about this guy. So glad the algorithm brought this video back to me- one of the funniest court cases I've seen.

  • @darrentaylor9225
    @darrentaylor9225 4 роки тому +1447

    judge: this is koolaid correct
    him: i wouldn't call it that i would say water with fruity flavors added with sugar🤦🏽‍♂️😭

  • @vinny5727
    @vinny5727 5 років тому +1113

    Lol the way he tries talking all quiet and peaceful like he's an innocent little pastor.

    • @paulanthony5274
      @paulanthony5274 5 років тому +43

      When he's on stage he'll be "OHHHHH THE LORDAHH OHHHHH THE LORDAHH HE LOVES YAH,HE WANTS YALL TO GIVE ME YOUR MONEY,SAY HALLELUJAH TO THE LORDAHH PUT YOUR MONEY IN THERE...In a deep and booming voice.

    • @susanrenee6092
      @susanrenee6092 5 років тому +44

      That soft, mild voice is a trademark of criminals.

    • @mothermayihavesomebleach2129
      @mothermayihavesomebleach2129 5 років тому +11

      ......We’re ..leasing ..to buy it.....

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 5 років тому +7

      Lmfao! Innocent little pastor 😂

    • @liveforever8243
      @liveforever8243 5 років тому +1

      @@voltageblood7469 porn too..lol

  • @HighestNOTCH
    @HighestNOTCH 3 роки тому +1753

    He whispering like God can’t hear the conversation 🤣

  • @zipnvsty2941
    @zipnvsty2941 7 місяців тому +215

    "Range Rover, not a land rover" ok, so you admit you bought the MORE expensive one.

    • @makeittillufakeit
      @makeittillufakeit 5 місяців тому

      its ok tough because he beats his child with a belt.

    • @abeltesfaye_
      @abeltesfaye_ 5 місяців тому +4

      💀💀💀

    • @tytits
      @tytits 5 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @fionaryder632
      @fionaryder632 5 місяців тому +11

      They are all just cars😂

    • @gregoryleggett9773
      @gregoryleggett9773 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@fionaryder632 That cost $100,000 each. 😂

  • @czarmangis
    @czarmangis 6 років тому +760

    First time I've ever seen a person drowning on dry land

    • @JK-wf2sq
      @JK-wf2sq 6 років тому

      I know, I hope he has enough bottles of that 'poland spring' stuff...thats oxygen in a bottle for him lol.

    • @callmecarmella
      @callmecarmella 6 років тому +1

      Exxxxactly.....painful to watch. The more he spoke the deeper he sank. My heart goes out to him. I hope he’s better now.

    • @Sketteck
      @Sketteck 6 років тому +2

      Take a gander at some of the Betsy DeVos interviews.

    • @JK-wf2sq
      @JK-wf2sq 6 років тому +4

      Sketteck What little of her I've seen so far is quite enough to know. 😂😁😩

    • @liangeloball6975
      @liangeloball6975 6 років тому

      czarmangis Racism isnt necessary bro come on its 2018

  • @JRibs
    @JRibs 8 років тому +15058

    He's not going to hell. He's going to the Gucci store, then hell.

  • @JV-df9em
    @JV-df9em 5 років тому +514

    It you replace him with a 6 year old, this is the identical conversation you’d have with a child who ate a cookie before dinner 😂😂😂

    • @smashthebug4723
      @smashthebug4723 5 років тому +3

      It's funny because it's true 😂😂😂😂😂 😂

    • @mrhombregordo9556
      @mrhombregordo9556 5 років тому +7

      Lol my 3 and 9 yo in here now im tryna figure out who exploded a bottled water near the xbox and this is them😂😂😂

    • @JV-df9em
      @JV-df9em 5 років тому +2

      Mr Hombre Gordo lmao, I bet money they put together a better defense case 😂

    • @mrhombregordo9556
      @mrhombregordo9556 5 років тому

      @@JV-df9em 😂👍

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 5 років тому +2

      @Mr Hombre Gordo
      Did you figure out which one detonated the water bottle?
      and did the Xbox make it through the ordeal unscathed?

  • @allensizemore1481
    @allensizemore1481 6 місяців тому +109

    Rich guy's Mansion=Mansion. Pastor's Mansion=Residential Center 😂

  • @gabrielhiralal4240
    @gabrielhiralal4240 4 роки тому +405

    Notice how he corrects her when she downplays his perceived value of the items, slowly painting himself as a materialistic narcissist

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 4 роки тому +8

      Tbf I doubt he thought the internet would be having a ball picking it apart five years later. He thought he was just talking to another peasant he was fleecing, and a camera happened to be in the room.

    • @anitatheuil99
      @anitatheuil99 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha! Poor devil😂😂 "..people don't know how i'm living...😲😱" driving a Mercedes...Bentley...😎etc...😠😠

    • @stormslayerelitekirinspecialis
      @stormslayerelitekirinspecialis 4 роки тому +4

      He got real slick when she called his car a land rover... Lets get it right its a range rover not a land rover

    • @olebeezie5653
      @olebeezie5653 4 роки тому +2

      @@stormslayerelitekirinspecialis Oh, but he doesn't know that the Range Rover out-banks The Land Rover? 🤪😘😅😅😅

  • @LC_-id9wy
    @LC_-id9wy 3 роки тому +2239

    This is me presenting my Power Point that I didn’t even go over.

  • @rebeccavasey2416
    @rebeccavasey2416 4 роки тому +414

    When your "Pastor" is living in a mansion, wearing Louis Vuitton and driving around in Bentley's, you just know that he isn't in it for his congregations well being!!! I am not a believer, however I do know that whatever you believe in, religion is free, you don't need to live in poverty to help your Pastor or religious leaders live a life of luxury!!!

    • @Hello-kv4hb
      @Hello-kv4hb 4 роки тому +3

      Rebecca Vasey since this been like years ago, what happened to him? Anyone knows?

    • @olimpiaolmos8661
      @olimpiaolmos8661 4 роки тому +3

      True what's sad these people make the money there god. When he dies he can't take non of that to heaven.

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 4 роки тому +3

      God gives man all he needs to survive. But man being man, give him a choice and he will fuck it up. And if you're in a "church" where this is going on, then you're in the wrong church. I AM a believer in our Lord and Savior and Jesus used to hold church under a nearby tree. We need to tax churches such as these as the rip off they are.

    • @semondice4831
      @semondice4831 4 роки тому +7

      Bullshit! They need a pool for the cure of the body! A MAN OF GOD'S GOT TO BE AN EXAMPLE, IN SPIRIT AND BODY! Can't you see how strong and healthy he is looking?
      And the dresses? THEY ARE ALLOCATED TO THEM FOR PREACHING! YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO SEE A SWEATY, GREASY, FAT DUDE, AM I RIGHT?! THEY NEED TO DRESS PROPERLY, WITH PRADA AND VERSACE!!!
      You thrice damned, cursed unbeliever!
      ALSO, AS HE SAID, GOD YES! GOD YES!! WE NEED TO PUT GOD IN THIS SITUATIONS, HE WANTS IT! YOU THINK HE IS SO RIPPED WITH NO CASH?! YOU THINK HE GOT SUCH A GOOD LOOKIN'BEARD FOR FREE!! GOD NEEDS CASH, AND A TRUE BELIEVER HAS TO PROVVIDE!
      Now, time to go and beat my wife and make another 15 children, after I brought young Michey to father Georg to teach him purity.

    • @AshTheGamerIsAwesome
      @AshTheGamerIsAwesome 4 роки тому +4

      Semon Dice You had me in the first half, not gonna life 😂😂

  • @TreachourusJdogg
    @TreachourusJdogg 3 місяці тому +12

    This dude really said "Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy drip."

  • @angelvox1603
    @angelvox1603 7 років тому +3945

    He's a wolf in Gucci clothing.

    • @Kaz-ho9en
      @Kaz-ho9en 7 років тому +98

      I'm sure an investment in a good deodorant would have helped with all of that sweat!

    • @Magnetica32
      @Magnetica32 7 років тому +29

      HAHAHa... good one

    • @alifan3285
      @alifan3285 7 років тому +9

      Angelvox1 CLASSIC!!

    • @michellehunter9762
      @michellehunter9762 7 років тому +2

      Angelvox1 yessssss Sir Testify. trying to be Spiritual while Stupid Pitiful and a mock..

    • @abrahamgideon
      @abrahamgideon 7 років тому +8

      LOL Good one.

  • @amberwhitaker4906
    @amberwhitaker4906 5 років тому +721

    “Who is your Lord and Savior?”
    Pastor: “I’m not sure. You have to ask Michelle.”

    • @loveinspired7
      @loveinspired7 5 років тому +22

      LMAOOOOOOO! 😂😂😂😂
      He keeps throwing poor Michelle under the bus!😂

    • @jansenwilder1335
      @jansenwilder1335 5 років тому +10

      Pastor : it's my bank accounts and how much funds enter it for me and others to spend.

    • @WastedOffKush
      @WastedOffKush 5 років тому +4

      LMFAOOOO

    • @muskalade85
      @muskalade85 5 років тому +2

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @shaquantucker7463
      @shaquantucker7463 5 років тому +10

      Throwing that inoccent lady under the bentley bus

  • @kevinsimmons2038
    @kevinsimmons2038 5 років тому +215

    He dont even realize the fact of him being in that room for questioning really means how much trouble he is in

    • @kevinsimmons2038
      @kevinsimmons2038 5 років тому +8

      @Scott Lyman true i know that, i can see the date on the recording, but be real, you dont have to be a rocket science to read body language to tell if someone is lying man,, i aint cutting him slack just because he a "preacher" he a man just like me n you at the end of the day, he just fucked up n got caught, hopefully since u say he still got a show he will be more careful and play his cards right even tho he shouldnt be doing wrong in the 1st place

    • @cindyp1337
      @cindyp1337 2 місяці тому

      ​@@kevinsimmons2038he may call himself a preacher, doesn't mean it's so 😂😂😂😂

  • @jimmatherly
    @jimmatherly 8 місяців тому +113

    “I’m a very frugal person” 😂😂

    • @awilliams5007
      @awilliams5007 4 місяці тому

      Scoundrel, history repeating itself.

    • @TheFinanceman1985
      @TheFinanceman1985 3 місяці тому +1

      He’s such a damn liar. 😝 😊

    • @itsabovemenow1016
      @itsabovemenow1016 3 місяці тому

      @@TheFinanceman1985”When he’s entertaining guests”. Yeah, I think Eddie Long had a lot of “guests”, too.

  • @Dockernan1977
    @Dockernan1977 3 роки тому +1543

    “It’s not a private jet, it’s an enclosed aerial thrust powered dual winged transportation device. Why are we still talking about this?”

    • @OGYELAH1011
      @OGYELAH1011 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @barbara5051
      @barbara5051 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @donsheawyatt2310
      @donsheawyatt2310 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @allenrodriguez49
      @allenrodriguez49 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao basically right sad thing is he barley got any real smart intellectual conversation to even begin a manipulative believable conversation he still able too achieve something

    • @CRWiebe
      @CRWiebe 3 роки тому +3

      I like the kenneth copeland excuse for a private jet. "Common folks are demons and that would get in the way of my communication with god! Also they might think im crazy if they see how I get when gods talking to me. I need the jet to seperate myself from the riff-raff and rabble!"

  • @DannyDorito504
    @DannyDorito504 2 роки тому +327

    This is so common. When I bought my house it was from a pastor. He bought it for 235,000 and did about 20k in renovations a year after they moved in. In the driveway he had $140,000 cars for him and his wife and another $110,000 for two cars for his children. His wife and him had a whole 16x16 bedroom with a full closet and 4 store racks of clothes for them. It just blew me away how lavish they were living while people in the congregation were putting money in the plate with tears because they could barely pay the light bill.

    • @logicsetsyoufree9052
      @logicsetsyoufree9052 2 роки тому +29

      That’s what happens when your in an emotional state of mind. The best thing to do is read the bible and study near eastern mythology and see that the two are the exact same stories. Then you wont find yourself in a situation where you believe in something that isn’t real because of “ feelings” and “emotions” and rely on “Logic” to set you free from concept that doesn’t exist. Knowledge is power. Churches prey on the uneducated and broken. Be strong. READ. Follow the evidence where ever that takes you. And your worldview will change.✌🏼

    • @boblikeschickennuggets661
      @boblikeschickennuggets661 Рік тому +1

      man... less word... more fried chicken and malt liquor...

    • @smallmarket6221
      @smallmarket6221 Рік тому +3

      Do you want this pastor to be appear poor on TV?....

    • @michiamamomimi
      @michiamamomimi Рік тому +24

      @@smallmarket6221since he is ripping off his congregation I would like to see him in prison orange

    • @LBmustwin12
      @LBmustwin12 Рік тому +7

      This story is very common in pastors living wayyyy better than there members

  • @haydencampbell8483
    @haydencampbell8483 4 роки тому +438

    A total con man. Lowers his voice in a pretense of calm composure. Wolf in sheep clothing.

    • @rajgill7576
      @rajgill7576 4 роки тому +13

      Yea you can see him angrily defend his clothing brands.. Macy's doesn't HAVE what I wear >:( lol

    • @halfdamage4784
      @halfdamage4784 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly Brah on point like how can anyone be that calm over a massive matter that doesn't make sense. Its like he thinks were stupid, like as if we cant get through his lies. This dude is fked.

    • @jason91205
      @jason91205 4 роки тому

      Hahahahhaa you said it my man! Exactly what I was thinking

    • @bill2953
      @bill2953 4 роки тому +1

      @@jason91205 Doesn't matter what he wears nothing can hide his degree of repulsive. Keyword hide.

    • @HerVideos1969
      @HerVideos1969 4 роки тому +1

      Hayden Campbell Wolf in Gucci and Louis Vuitton clothing.😂

  • @donnamurphy8551
    @donnamurphy8551 4 місяці тому +6

    I’ve been watching this dude’s deposition twice a year for ten years. I’m not proud of that. But it never gets old. Lol

  • @GeneDexterExperience
    @GeneDexterExperience 5 років тому +1025

    Until we walk in his Gucci shoes, we will never know what he’s going thru. 🍿🍿

    • @johnmansour7711
      @johnmansour7711 5 років тому +12

      😂😂😂

    • @LoserDub
      @LoserDub 5 років тому +4

      Hey man hes owed that from 150 years ago for his ancestors. Whitey only died as a union soldier to help create the 13th amendment. This is all reparations.

    • @cvance37
      @cvance37 5 років тому +19

      J Ray Don’t bring race into this...man come on!

    • @LoserDub
      @LoserDub 5 років тому

      @@cvance37 eh guess your right a little distasteful but this just angers me.

    • @juggyno7990
      @juggyno7990 5 років тому

      Gene Dexter 🤣🤣

  • @DeeDee-rx3cb
    @DeeDee-rx3cb 4 роки тому +898

    Imagine what the politicians do with our billions of dollars

    • @Gizzard4400
      @Gizzard4400 4 роки тому +29

      All we can do is imagine beacause they would never get caught

    • @alberto_saurus
      @alberto_saurus 4 роки тому +2

      Lol, What the hell does that have to do with this?

    • @Cutlass_Rudd
      @Cutlass_Rudd 4 роки тому +27

      Justin Trudeau has "given away" over 70 billion, no questions asked, and nobody questions why they're multi millionaires after leaving office for no reason.

    • @heribertofernandez4160
      @heribertofernandez4160 4 роки тому +2

      I sweat every day my clothing and i don't buy thousands of dollars of clothing .😩

    • @joesanchez3307
      @joesanchez3307 4 роки тому +8

      @@alberto_saurus it has a lot to do with your life dumb dumb.

  • @kandremiddlebrooks172
    @kandremiddlebrooks172 6 років тому +1469

    Whispering your lies doesn't make them more believable...

    • @MrDICKHEAD28
      @MrDICKHEAD28 6 років тому +11

      LOL

    • @jcampos281
      @jcampos281 6 років тому +9

      Try whispering something to someone and they will give you the most attention, try it... (whispering) try it... 😂

    • @FemPru
      @FemPru 6 років тому +17

      Is this an attempt to appear meek?? He’d be better off saying it’s part on the an image pastors have to portray to the congregation. Like; because he is favored by God he has these things and they could too if they would seek God’s favor... 🤷🏽‍♀️ 😒😒😒 he should of started reciting bible verses or something to support this... this is horrible...

    • @happymess3219
      @happymess3219 6 років тому +2

      Kandre Middlebrooks 😂 lmao!... ikr?...

    • @geraldmcwilliams2460
      @geraldmcwilliams2460 6 років тому

      LoL

  • @jameskim9103
    @jameskim9103 3 місяці тому +11

    Saddest part, I guarantee you he’s still chillin like a villain

  • @kellyalves756
    @kellyalves756 5 років тому +718

    Ok, on a positive note, don’t you love how relentless this interviewer is? Not a spec of bullshit goes unnoticed.

    • @truthmanifestingtruth
      @truthmanifestingtruth 5 років тому +4

      Kelly Alves Sadly, he’s covered by the church and the people he has in place that handle the books. The lawyer has nothing on him.🤷🏾‍♂️✌🏾

    • @michaelwilliams9566
      @michaelwilliams9566 5 років тому +11

      @@truthmanifestingtruth fuck him. Someone will catch his wack ass.

    • @drvonnostrum2671
      @drvonnostrum2671 5 років тому +28

      Interviewer? It’s a lawyer, this is a deposition

    • @exhalesolutions
      @exhalesolutions 5 років тому +11

      Lmao interviewer. She's an attorney, that's how attorneys are.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 5 років тому +9

      resIPSA Okaaayyy... and I assume there’s a legal team, and right now that person is deposing him, and “ interview” is another way to put “ deposing” if you’re posting in a rush on your coffee break?
      Forget my vocabulary misstep, *is she not relentless?*
      “Lawyers are supposed to be relentless, you unlawyerly poser.” Well, 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽,she’s really good at it.

  • @originallyme4life562
    @originallyme4life562 4 роки тому +406

    My godfather used to say, "Hell is actually colder than we think cause you'd have to fight the preachers to get to the fire!"😂 This dude is disgusting!

  • @rcecil88
    @rcecil88 4 роки тому +439

    When UA-cam has recommended this video sooo many times you finally give in and watch it.

    • @a5amr2
      @a5amr2 4 роки тому +9

      Watched it just now after multiple recommendation over year

    • @antpain1156
      @antpain1156 4 роки тому +9

      bro its comedy gold

    • @OfficialCandor
      @OfficialCandor 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I had to

    • @nyoungjunior
      @nyoungjunior 4 роки тому +3

      Me too

    • @rcecil88
      @rcecil88 4 роки тому +2

      Pastor Versace

  • @SymplySyckNetwork
    @SymplySyckNetwork 3 місяці тому +11

    How does he simultaneously agree and disagree withself as he's lying 😂😂😂

  • @ChiliHorse27
    @ChiliHorse27 4 роки тому +686

    He's passive-aggressively bragging, making himself look worse.

    • @lamonttitus-bey8930
      @lamonttitus-bey8930 4 роки тому +3

      That's what an ego does
      E- EASING
      G- GOD
      O- OUT

    • @garpikemike1
      @garpikemike1 4 роки тому +1

      Didnt get that at all. He seems just lost and looking to his lawyer to help him get the hell outa dodge.

    • @brittney6396
      @brittney6396 4 роки тому +4

      lol making sure the judge knows he has a Range Rover not a Land Rover 🤣

    • @8bitKatwalk
      @8bitKatwalk 4 роки тому +2

      thats what we call a form of expressing materialistic narcissism

    • @ChiliHorse27
      @ChiliHorse27 3 роки тому +1

      @@garpikemike1 he wants to brag *so* badly about his wealth and possessions, but he knows it will put him in a negative light and prove his guilt. He’s trying. To both lie and not brag at the same time.

  • @GringoBandito17
    @GringoBandito17 5 років тому +288

    The saddest part is even if his supporters saw this they would still blindly follow him.

    • @juliearuna9021
      @juliearuna9021 5 років тому +8

      Gringo Bandito Sad but true

    • @microtonalmilio5233
      @microtonalmilio5233 5 років тому +34

      They do. Look him up on Facebook. He still has a church and people deny this happened if you post the video. Clown world.

    • @mrdrgriffin8790
      @mrdrgriffin8790 5 років тому +12

      Just call him pastor Trump lol

    • @kodakblack9826
      @kodakblack9826 5 років тому +9

      @@mrdrgriffin8790 on god...... Trump worse tho lol good one......lol whites

    • @laney2773
      @laney2773 5 років тому +11

      asdfj asdfjk not blacks, it's the brainwashed. It's not racially discriminative. Mostly whites are the victims of religious brainwashing, actually .

  • @lizardperson988
    @lizardperson988 4 роки тому +202

    Judge: “Don’t you think it’s a bit offensive to wear expensive clothes and ask for money from the suffering and poor”
    Dude: well..

  • @lisah8197
    @lisah8197 3 місяці тому +2

    THANK GOD THIS SHOWED UP IN MY NEWS FEED TODAY! I haven’t seen this in about four years and it still has the same level of humor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lemonadelemon1960
    @lemonadelemon1960 4 роки тому +480

    His hair line is like “ y’all can leave me out of this, bro. 😂

  • @admy1133
    @admy1133 3 роки тому +885

    Can we get a interrogation like this for our politicians and how they spend our money

  • @ITsecurityEng
    @ITsecurityEng 5 років тому +252

    I hate when I sweat through my belts and need to spend 5k on new ones

    • @Killajake99
      @Killajake99 5 років тому +6

      I hate when I break my $5k belts over my children... allegedly... but I shouldn't talk about that, could be incriminating.

    • @susanfrazer4341
      @susanfrazer4341 5 років тому +2

      jamesr9797 ..Who is this guy? I hope he's in jail already! 😂

    • @susanfrazer4341
      @susanfrazer4341 5 років тому +1

      KillaJake99 ..😂😂😂

    • @savaughiefrench9901
      @savaughiefrench9901 5 років тому

      😆

  • @RogueMTRafter
    @RogueMTRafter 10 місяців тому +10

    I absolutely needed those chinchilla hair leather socks to preach in because they wick away all the sweat. 😂 This cats living like a pimp 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @swisstrader
    @swisstrader 5 років тому +251

    It’s a Range Rover not a Land Rover. My dude got highly offended by that one😂

  • @daz804
    @daz804 5 років тому +412

    He's such a lying snake and that soft spoken voice makes me wanna slap him

    • @nanokittens1293
      @nanokittens1293 5 років тому +4

      Liieeeing

    • @varowan1
      @varowan1 5 років тому +4

      I'd like to see him in action when he speaks in church, probably shows his true colors then.

    • @funstuff2006
      @funstuff2006 5 років тому +2

      A slap is a lot better than he deserves. I want the audio recordings of someone making him their bitch.

    • @prettyokandy230
      @prettyokandy230 5 років тому +4

      beginning: "you spent 30.000 on belts?"
      "yea they last longer"
      end: "you were charged with disciplining your daughter with a belt is this correct? "
      damn...

    • @nicasia3867
      @nicasia3867 5 років тому +2

      Exactly... that soft voice and the fake ignorance with the nerve to admit these things as if he's in the right and should have more than he does... it's all so gross and disgusting. I don't know how the interviewer stayed so respectful, I would spit right on him. He's horrible.

  • @InsomniOwl_
    @InsomniOwl_ 6 років тому +376

    "Macy's don't have the clothes I wear"
    The suits must cover the horns, tail, and hooves.

    • @cesar_yf2637
      @cesar_yf2637 6 років тому +8

      Doc CΔriΔD hahahahaha ur killing me!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂

    • @InsomniOwl_
      @InsomniOwl_ 6 років тому +2

      Corey Carlson 😉

    • @michellehunter9762
      @michellehunter9762 6 років тому +5

      Doc CΔriΔD. Say that Again.He got the nerve to try and Read her. Damn Shame

    • @noneya9035
      @noneya9035 6 років тому +1

      Hahahahaha. I LOL'D. 😂

    • @FakeBot4Dot1
      @FakeBot4Dot1 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sir.willthur5428
    @sir.willthur5428 5 місяців тому +16

    “That should be more of a liability”😂😂😂

    • @cindyp1337
      @cindyp1337 2 місяці тому

      He should have said: oh, that should be in the liability column, just like me!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tylermorea4342
    @tylermorea4342 5 років тому +491

    I can’t wait to get off work and go relax in my residential center

    • @kanyeeast1340
      @kanyeeast1340 5 років тому +5

      Tyler Morea hahahahahaahah underrated comment

    • @WtfYoutube_YouSuck
      @WtfYoutube_YouSuck 5 років тому +8

      Damn nigga. my residential center is literally a residential center..a homeless shelter.
      shit houses 5,000 black asses and I don't think it's worth 2million

    • @byknutz
      @byknutz 5 років тому +7

      Work? More like out faking prayers to new congregates to donate more money. So wierd and creepy how so many believers are blind to this.

    • @lamofonguera7807
      @lamofonguera7807 5 років тому +6

      Which I will drive to in my Range Rover while wearing Louis Vuitton.

    • @levitieking4901
      @levitieking4901 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @horseandcart5978
    @horseandcart5978 3 роки тому +704

    I bet he didn't whisper like this when he was telling everyone to hand over their money.

    • @Faith_First
      @Faith_First 3 роки тому +3

      LOLs 😂

    • @jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468
      @jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468 3 роки тому +6

      Oh, you bet the LAWD has His interest in my- excuse me, the Church’s financial security.

    • @bmbm1378
      @bmbm1378 3 роки тому +3

      😆😆😆

    • @tonyg4438
      @tonyg4438 3 роки тому +4

      Did he rob them or did they give it to him?

    • @Smokey922
      @Smokey922 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @sjk7467
    @sjk7467 5 років тому +720

    “Land Rover” “no it’s a Range Rover” bruh you’re going to hell

    • @alexojideagu
      @alexojideagu 5 років тому +22

      Is it a Ferrari F430? No a Ferrari Italia. Ok then........

    • @reanreyes4371
      @reanreyes4371 5 років тому +13

      ......dey's jus cars mun !😅

    • @ryanflood635
      @ryanflood635 5 років тому +23

      what his dumb ass doesnt even realise is the Range Rover is a Land Rover.

    • @rscully5
      @rscully5 5 років тому +1

      @@ryanflood635 I think more than 1 person missed that.

    • @rscully5
      @rscully5 5 років тому +9

      @@alexojideagu Not a good analogy. It is more like "Is it a Honda, not it is an Accord". Or "Is it a Ferrari? No it is a F430".

  • @JOHNDOE-gl2ic
    @JOHNDOE-gl2ic 9 місяців тому +9

    "Pastor, is it justifiable that you ate $12,000 worth of caviar for lunch?"
    "Um...uh..yes, I needed to eat because I was hungry"

  • @Redeemed_30
    @Redeemed_30 3 роки тому +1202

    He thinks his little Michael Jackson voice is gonna save his ass.

  • @Jay-407
    @Jay-407 3 роки тому +710

    Homeboy got actually offended when she brought up Macy’s

    • @carnsolus
      @carnsolus 2 роки тому +46

      'macy's? MACY'S!? excuse you, i'm not a garbageman'

    • @ahmada.thabata8615
      @ahmada.thabata8615 2 роки тому +54

      Bro that's so funny because to me Macy's is a high end luxurious store!

    • @zimvader25
      @zimvader25 2 роки тому +21

      And when she said he had bought a "land" rover.

    • @ripley3890
      @ripley3890 2 роки тому +8

      His nose wrinkled up.

    • @monae1529
      @monae1529 2 роки тому +15

      “How dare you even suggest I shop at a commoners store PEASANT!”

  • @chocolate8486
    @chocolate8486 4 роки тому +686

    This is so cringeworthy but I can’t turn it off.

  • @Juiceman76
    @Juiceman76 5 місяців тому +11

    Shame on David’s mom for not teaching him to wash his clothes instead of buying new ones 😂

  • @jimbobintennessee5788
    @jimbobintennessee5788 Рік тому +578

    This guy is a great example of the fact that you dont have to be intelligent to run a scam on thousands of people.

    • @gregdowd939
      @gregdowd939 Рік тому +21

      Apparently you don't even have to be coherent..Holy shit...

    • @silverblood9456
      @silverblood9456 Рік тому +29

      Religion is an easy grift. You teach the congregation obedience and fear so that they'll be afraid to anger God if they question you. If you get caught in a lie or contradiction, just tell them that they need to have more faith and that God works in mysterious ways. If you're running low and need quick cash, just tell them that the more money they give out to you, the likelier it is that they'll go to heaven.

    • @adams4558
      @adams4558 Рік тому

      trump is a great example of the fact that you don’t have to be intelligent to run a scam on TENS OF MILLIONS of people.

    • @robertpitts8161
      @robertpitts8161 Рік тому +2

      ​@@silverblood9456Bingo 😆!

    • @jaggedbrain
      @jaggedbrain 11 місяців тому

      the pope runs the same scam

  • @mymonkeycoco7055
    @mymonkeycoco7055 5 років тому +191

    Every millionaire preacher needs to go through this. He doesn't see it being wrong at all.

    • @hackdotx4060
      @hackdotx4060 5 років тому +7

      I think he does actually, that's why he' so uncomfortable.

    • @jenniferking7548
      @jenniferking7548 5 років тому +3

      Oh yes he does.... he knows exactly what his scamming ass is doing.

    • @THEJOCELYNRENE
      @THEJOCELYNRENE 5 років тому

      Excluding this man, How do you know God isn’t behind these millionaire preaches? God loves to reward those who do his work.

    • @thelyonsden4937
      @thelyonsden4937 5 років тому +2

      It’s pretty clear that these millionaire preachers make their money from donations given by desperate poor people hoping to earn God’s favor. This man and every single tv evangelist preaching the need to tithe to their ministry are predators preying on the ignorance and desperation of the less fortunate.

    • @armandodeleon5047
      @armandodeleon5047 5 років тому +1

      JOJO RENÉ so god rewards him, by sending ill, abused, poor, druggies to give up their minimum wage efforts, so he can drops racks on sum DUMBASS shit? Are you seriously justifying this? How naive point blank period. I come from a questioning mindset rather than a follow this god its the right one mindset. Luke 17:21 gods kingdom is within us. We need not to look out there into the heavens or pastors and churches but into our bodies and souls. Being at peace with your chakras is being at peace with your god. Meditate. Dont give these assholes money. You help the poor by giving food and water. Money will always be the root of all evil and the “house of god” asks for it, some demand it🤬🤬🙅🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️ we humans are such a simple species to control. im young entering adulthood not scared of death so i question the god that i was taught. When i get older i will be scared of death and would want something to reaffirm that death is not the final stretch thats when god comes into play. But for now i question anything and everything anyone does because we are deceiving pieces of poop its proven time after time :(

  • @gromadelphia9667
    @gromadelphia9667 4 роки тому +208

    What's worse is there's politicians living in houses like that telling us poor people how-to live

  • @ShakaZ3D
    @ShakaZ3D 3 місяці тому +7

    I can't understand why these people find it so difficult to use those donations for the community. I'm not talking feeding the homeless or helping people with bills. I mean real assistance like job training, land purchases, creating jobs for the people in their communities, buying buildings, renovations, teaching for kids that struggle in school. I've seen churches do these things and successfully

  • @ChipButty911
    @ChipButty911 5 років тому +1445

    Who else has had this video popping up on their suggested list for the past 5 years?

    • @carlylebartels7381
      @carlylebartels7381 5 років тому +22

      Welcome to the dark hole of UA-cam

    • @yoloswaggins2161
      @yoloswaggins2161 5 років тому +21

      Yeah I wonder what on earth I clicked earlier that led the algorithm recommending this so often.

    • @goldieaye
      @goldieaye 5 років тому +9

      Lol I never watched it, I still haven't..I just had to see what people were saying first.

    • @thenewyorkmimes5753
      @thenewyorkmimes5753 5 років тому +19

      That's the mind control, agenda pushing narrative of the anti-Christian SJWs that control UA-cam. Yes. I noticed.

    • @conniejohnson7272
      @conniejohnson7272 5 років тому +4

      Duh?who?what?oh? He didn't get ready for that interview! Guess he was busy getting the Mercedes made into a limo! 😝😝😝😝😝

  • @Thenry3CT
    @Thenry3CT 3 роки тому +744

    Reporter: You also have a LAND ROVER…..
    Pastor: RANGE ROVER, stop playing with me 😂😂😂😂

  • @crotchet1586
    @crotchet1586 8 років тому +1304

    '' iM A VERY FRUGAL PERSON!'' Yeah, with the truth!

    • @gotawar2757
      @gotawar2757 8 років тому +8

      fucking classic

    • @brettfreeman6929
      @brettfreeman6929 8 років тому +16

      *fewgul

    • @minionstanton8948
      @minionstanton8948 8 років тому +2

      Really and that is the level of maturity you have you are not even worthy of commenting if prejudice is clouding your judgement this is informational and not a place of ignorance will pray for you. I do not agree with what this man is doing or what he might have done but you are truly out of line.

    • @seamusoseamus
      @seamusoseamus 8 років тому +4

      Haha. Frugal with punctuation as well.

    • @ginaboulware6631
      @ginaboulware6631 8 років тому +18

      Yes. The comment on him being a frugal person was priceless...I was embarrassed for him....bahaha!! What's up with all these ministers feeling to where expensive clothes? Jesus did all these things they do in a robe and sandals!!

  • @ChristinaFromYoutube
    @ChristinaFromYoutube 4 місяці тому +2

    I come back to this one every so often.
    He kills me.
    "Leasing.. to buy" uh sir those are opposites.

  • @420JackieMoon
    @420JackieMoon 6 років тому +572

    He's ready to be a politician at this rate

  • @maclawson4438
    @maclawson4438 4 роки тому +454

    I've had the same belt for 5 years. It cost $30.

    • @maximlevesque9916
      @maximlevesque9916 4 роки тому +6

      haha better have "multiple " 500 $ belt i guess 😆

    • @foop6228
      @foop6228 4 роки тому +11

      I've had a belt I got that came with a pair of shorts from Ross for 5 years as well 😂

    • @blackcomely2537
      @blackcomely2537 4 роки тому

      Same!

    • @chanersr4312
      @chanersr4312 4 роки тому +4

      @@foop6228 Broke nigga

    • @foop6228
      @foop6228 4 роки тому +4

      @@chanersr4312 pretty much

  • @hudsonevans485
    @hudsonevans485 4 роки тому +365

    Bruh....he went full Karen when he said “it’s a Range Rover, not a Land Rover”

  • @CampingWithCats
    @CampingWithCats 2 місяці тому +6

    I don't drive my Bentley every day so therefore it doesn't count.😂 😂 😂

    • @vonFisch
      @vonFisch 23 дні тому

      ...and besides, it's his drivers who get to drive it, so he basicaly has no use out of it!

  • @robert7622
    @robert7622 6 років тому +323

    He thinks using his "calling in sick" voice is going to get him off the hook! hahaha

    • @jothugs
      @jothugs 6 років тому +4

      hahaha I do that all the time

    • @AM-xe4iq
      @AM-xe4iq 6 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @queenushiriyah5924
      @queenushiriyah5924 6 років тому +3

      ines i am
      I’m guilty of using mines too! 😂

    • @petejr5248
      @petejr5248 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @randomvids737
      @randomvids737 6 років тому +1

      hahahahaha.calling sick voice..

  • @bomayevideos6537
    @bomayevideos6537 4 роки тому +222

    A wise Man once said: "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in. sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravening wolves."

    • @jamaree_payne
      @jamaree_payne 4 роки тому +3

      Shid that’s all pastors in these churches it says in the Bible god doesn’t dwell in the temple build by mans hands so all them are wolves in sheep’s clothing 🤷🏾‍♂️💯

    • @bomayevideos6537
      @bomayevideos6537 4 роки тому +4

      @@jamaree_payne I disagree, the Bible does not say that all man made prayer facilities are run by wolves. God's temple in Jerusalem wasn't build by angels but by men. What your refer to is the fact that what matter is not the church/synagogue etc itself but what those inside are doing. God is where 2 or more are praying to Him may it be outside or inside 4 walls. The "Church" concept as a place of worship in itself is not wrong, it's who and how they run it which is the issue

    • @jamaree_payne
      @jamaree_payne 4 роки тому +2

      Arnaud Bomaye im going to need you to reread yo bible homie I don’t believe in the Bible no way it’s all made up fairy tales history predates the Bible and when it was written

    • @bomayevideos6537
      @bomayevideos6537 4 роки тому

      @@jamaree_payne Well I believe you need to read it again my friend. Putting aside the fact that you don't believe, Fake apostle Paul had a lot of people going astray with those fake doctrines. I hope it's not that kind of pastor that got you to feel like that tho. I'm sure every now and then you catch yourself saying "thank you God" when you get blessed 😉.

    • @jamaree_payne
      @jamaree_payne 4 роки тому +1

      Arnaud Bomaye I’ve read the Bible front to back 3 times do not know history brother like if u did u would been put that book down n learn about your tru history n not what you programmed to believe it get it tho cause I grew up believing it myself til I researched it my ancestors died for me not no Jesus character u better understand meditation n opening up your chakras the god u pray to is already inside of u black 👑 unleash it

  • @j.m.5995
    @j.m.5995 5 років тому +292

    "Jesus owns the mansion and pays the Mortgage but i sleep in it and look after it to make sure the demons dont get near."

    • @franciscorivera7374
      @franciscorivera7374 5 років тому +1

      FUNNY COMMENT..LOL.LOL.😂😂😂

    • @ggg007garcia5
      @ggg007garcia5 5 років тому +1

      J M can't stop laughing 😂 my dude!!

    • @kshenanigans4528
      @kshenanigans4528 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mario89b69
      @mario89b69 5 років тому

      Lmao !!

    • @24nookie24
      @24nookie24 5 років тому +1

      the judge will let the pastor off if he used your alibi

  • @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8
    @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8 9 місяців тому +32

    I'd love to hear Dave Chappelle do commentary over this 😂

  • @VinceOveson
    @VinceOveson 2 роки тому +557

    He's definitely sweating through the suit he's wearing during this hearing, lol 😂

    • @sigmalonewolf8808
      @sigmalonewolf8808 2 роки тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 and he is going to buy more new clothes after the hearing

    • @notursocialguy79
      @notursocialguy79 2 роки тому +9

      Well it's the only clothing appropriate for TV you know, Versace, Louis Vuitton, Gucci....🤔 Humility and humbleness. Jesus rode in on a donkey not a stallion 🙏🏽

    • @Man_fay_the_Bru
      @Man_fay_the_Bru 2 роки тому +7

      He’ll need to get a new belt😏

    • @robertbowers09
      @robertbowers09 2 роки тому +3

      Weak 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thoughtfulsayz
      @thoughtfulsayz 2 роки тому +2

      @@sigmalonewolf8808 lol.. this session cost him to buy more clothes.! 😂😂

  • @cryptoluffydefidegen5816
    @cryptoluffydefidegen5816 5 років тому +749

    Me trying to justify why i spend all my money on weed

  • @tberd906
    @tberd906 5 років тому +322

    I keep waiting for him to have a fake heart attack.

    • @bud385
      @bud385 5 років тому

      when he does it probably Won't be FAKE!

    • @garryparrish2780
      @garryparrish2780 5 років тому +1

      Lmao um DED 😂😂😂fake attack

    • @cajungangster1654
      @cajungangster1654 5 років тому +1

      I'm surprised he hasn't played the race card yet...

    • @lorenzobianchi1896
      @lorenzobianchi1896 5 років тому

      or better yet, a real one!

    • @bud385
      @bud385 5 років тому

      @Daniele Granvillano Let's see Jan. of 2013 JMMMI spent 3,500$ in Belize 6,500$ in San Juan 7,500$ in Tijuana 8,500$ in Maui 6,500$ in Cancun 6,000$ in Dominican republic ( the BELTS are MORE LASTING )

  • @ZackShepard00
    @ZackShepard00 6 місяців тому +9

    IRS: You spent 12 million dollars?
    Him:Well, uh, it was actually uhm, green paper with presidents on it, so i actually cant really call it money

  • @superflyherb
    @superflyherb 5 років тому +269

    Judge: "$30,000 on clothes..."
    Pastor: "Probably wasn't enough"

    • @ezioauditore9922
      @ezioauditore9922 5 років тому +7

      yeah.. I bet because of his sweats hahahaha

    • @CoolkenyanInisrael
      @CoolkenyanInisrael 5 років тому +2

      ya, that pissed me off too

    • @rtothes936
      @rtothes936 5 років тому +1

      That's the most honest thing the guy said.

    • @jeragenhope6822
      @jeragenhope6822 5 років тому +1

      He's the Michelangelo of scam artistry

  • @tiaseay
    @tiaseay 4 роки тому +1000

    He's lying so much his hairline is even trying to run away.

    • @judygwen3977
      @judygwen3977 4 роки тому +4

      I think this is God's way of keeping us happy and making us laugh. I am cracking up watching him and reading these comments. So hilarious I can't stop laughing. Everybody has such a good sense of humor.😂😁😀😃🤣😅

    • @judygwen3977
      @judygwen3977 4 роки тому +3

      Hairline is trying to run away and he's eating his face off sitting there. So funny.

    • @ezelgrier5971
      @ezelgrier5971 4 роки тому +1

      Lmbo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hectorrivera8174
      @hectorrivera8174 4 роки тому +1

      Tia Seay 🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelbowles4757
      @michaelbowles4757 4 роки тому

      😭😂🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣🤔😭🤣😂🤣💯🎖🎖🎖

  • @wujustyleman2870
    @wujustyleman2870 7 років тому +5621

    me when i'm trying to explain my report card to my parents

  • @Polararies
    @Polararies 4 місяці тому +2

    He sure is biting on his lip towards the end there! 😂

  • @AstronomicallyHuman
    @AstronomicallyHuman Рік тому +439

    The woman asking the questions wants so badly to just say, "Will you just say you're full of shit so we can go home?"

  • @seove1
    @seove1 5 років тому +184

    He's disrespecting the lawyer. He thinks she's stupid. He's digging his own hole.

    • @Bancheis
      @Bancheis 5 років тому +1

      Nah, he is just hoping that people won't question organized religion.

    • @kimberlypatton9452
      @kimberlypatton9452 5 років тому +2

      Not only that, but his most heinous error of all is to think he can hide behind God and lie like a moth eaten rug....hypocrits- burn 'em at the stake
      ..the only reason "types" like him get into preaching etc in the first place is because they are to the bone textbook narcissists and egomaniacal and sex addicts..they ate constantly on the prowl to lie to and manipulate women in the congregation to use them for sex.They think they are the be all and end all of the perfect male and that the rest of us could never rate as smart or "with it" to compare to them.1st idiotic assumption..as demonstrated here...

    • @truthmanifestingtruth
      @truthmanifestingtruth 5 років тому

      Look it up. He’s still at it. So ...🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @unipey9668
      @unipey9668 5 років тому +2

      ...well his actions proved to work for other people...so it is not unusual that such a behavior is being kept alive.
      Says more about parts of the society (those who believe and believed his nonsense) - and about nobody ever stopped him for all these years...

    • @unipey9668
      @unipey9668 5 років тому +2

      @@Bancheis organized religion = organized criminality

  • @dannycarrington1601
    @dannycarrington1601 5 років тому +335

    I didn't know Louis Vuitton and Gianni Versace made clerical robes.

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 5 років тому +5

      Corrupt teachers these days. Its shows that the man is too full of pride. He reminds me of the story of the Rich man's encounter with Jesus. Tell him to give his money away, he will be upset, because his God is on Jesus, it is money.

    • @poorkidd
      @poorkidd 5 років тому +2

      Yup they even tailor Satan himself....

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 5 років тому +4

      @@poorkidd Of course because he wants people to become more envious. It's counter productive if the church is constantly envious of the pastor. Because they'll want what he has instead of wanting God.

    • @stevendawson943
      @stevendawson943 5 років тому

      but fr they will make anything custom if you pay enough!

    • @AdrianoBatti
      @AdrianoBatti 5 років тому +2

      I am wondering how much cost the robes of the Pope...how about that?

  • @qoranbadal4626
    @qoranbadal4626 18 днів тому

    I was having a bad day and realized I could always go back to watch this video and have a good laugh. Poor Mitchelle being used as a scapegoat 😂