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  • Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
  • This is the greatest sequel vampire movie of All Time
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  • @doyerlife9127
    @doyerlife9127 Рік тому +2596

    At this point charlie understands the plot better than the actual creators of the series

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому +1

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot Рік тому +59

      The more I keep hearing about them all wanting Bella’s blood, I wonder what the hell happens whenever she starts her period. Like does she just hide from everyone for a week each month? Twilight nerds, what’s the answer here??

    • @raddestkidever
      @raddestkidever Рік тому

      @Yoz i just exposed my balls you gotta see it!

    • @JohnWick-rh1zz
      @JohnWick-rh1zz Рік тому +11

      @@Lawrence_Talbot that's when they finally got to eat

    • @OhKush42
      @OhKush42 Рік тому +2

      @@DxrkArtz literally no one cares😭

  • @SmolSandvich
    @SmolSandvich Рік тому +8532

    The day that Charlie finishes the Twilight Saga will be the first time we see him weep. For he will know that he can never have an experience like that ever again.

    • @kir3795
      @kir3795 Рік тому +6

      ong

    • @fell9654
      @fell9654 Рік тому +50

      He does sound like he is now genuinely involved 😆

    • @zekechum1969
      @zekechum1969 Рік тому +5

      The one piece

    • @theeternaldarklord415
      @theeternaldarklord415 Рік тому

      ​@Yoz expose your sisters box then you can have my sub

    • @icypastasauce7240
      @icypastasauce7240 Рік тому

      the words of the smoke sandwich ring more true here than they have anywhere else.

  • @Blightwing
    @Blightwing Рік тому +131

    My partner is a Twilight fan..she told me about how crazy opening nights for the last two movies were, and that Team Edward and Team Jacob would sit on different sides of the theater and yell at each other throughout the movie.

    • @ChristinaMagma
      @ChristinaMagma Рік тому +18

      Gosh i wish i had the mindset to experience the movie theatre experience back then

  • @Lyndiloo
    @Lyndiloo Рік тому +4030

    I love that Charlie is like "yeah the imprinting thing was icky but not egregious and didn't matter at all"... You are in for a RIDE in the final movie, my friend.

  • @alanmichaeldill
    @alanmichaeldill Рік тому +3733

    The baseball scene must be the single greatest scene in cinematic history.

    • @erhanjpg1467
      @erhanjpg1467 Рік тому +79

      its the only reason to watch the movie

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Рік тому +4

      Yes

    • @pumpkineater47
      @pumpkineater47 Рік тому +36

      This is the greatest baseball scene of All Time

    • @gigaatom
      @gigaatom Рік тому +27

      I can't hear the song the same anymore. Watched it for the first time a few weeks ago and I wasn't prepared for how bad everything was. You expect the story to be bad, but the visuals and the acting and the pacing and even the colour gradients are terrible. It's almost beautiful how shit it is and the baseball scene was just the icing on the cake

    • @jessievelasco6074
      @jessievelasco6074 Рік тому +1

      It must be if it made Charlie watch it
      I watched it and I forgot the whole move it wasn't that interesting to me not even fun bad lol but to each their own whoooo yeah baby

  • @Axelarden
    @Axelarden Рік тому +328

    I'm always reminded of the "Charlie Swan, Vampire Hunter" meme that suggested an alternative story where Bella stayed in Arizona, and her dad discovered that his Native American best friend was actually a member of a pack of werewolves who were sworn enemies of a clan of vampires, and that they teamed up to hunt vampires together. It honestly does sound like a way better story.

    • @WobblesWattles
      @WobblesWattles Рік тому +35

      Charlie made that comment about Jasper actually influencing everyone behind their backs, and even that sounded like a better movie.

    • @not_a_bt.wavformat2909
      @not_a_bt.wavformat2909 Рік тому +3

      That sounds like a much better story

    • @WobblesWattles
      @WobblesWattles Рік тому +8

      @@not_a_bt.wavformat2909 Jasper influences everyone because he is actually helping Charlie the Vampire Hunter. I'm sure being manipulated by his creator for that newborn army (after being in the civil war) made for some serious PTSD.

  • @jojodabrinky
    @jojodabrinky Рік тому +1533

    An iconic saga the human species can never come close to recreating
    4/10

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 Рік тому +69

      What? Why did you call my name? 😂

    • @jackryan4313
      @jackryan4313 Рік тому +15

      @@whocares9033 my guy😂

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

    • @Fleshi_Guy615
      @Fleshi_Guy615 Рік тому +22

      this replies section is cursed

    • @YogsenForfoth
      @YogsenForfoth Рік тому +11

      @@Fleshi_Guy615
      Good god, you aren’t kidding. This section has more bots than I, Robot.

  • @MeisuMeisu23
    @MeisuMeisu23 Рік тому +1913

    One of my favorite parts in the whole series is where Bella literally breaks her hand on the werewolf’s face.

    • @thanman6584
      @thanman6584 Рік тому +92

      My favorite part is when I never watched the movies

    • @ShrexyGuy
      @ShrexyGuy Рік тому +124

      Mine is when Jacob said "it's werewolfing time" and proceeded to transform

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

    • @Spiker985Studios
      @Spiker985Studios Рік тому +21

      Hey, hate to break it to ya...you got a bad case of bots

    • @mago_malvado96
      @mago_malvado96 Рік тому

      @@Spiker985Studios Same.

  • @Pylen2
    @Pylen2 Рік тому +2223

    Hearing Charlie talk about imprinting being no big deal is beautiful lol I can’t wait for his opinion after the last movie

    • @lordfrz9339
      @lordfrz9339 Рік тому +83

      thats standard team jacob cope, lol.

    • @888jpeg
      @888jpeg Рік тому +137

      @@Bfkcjscbsnjclemme guess sneako is your idol

    • @ooooh3675
      @ooooh3675 Рік тому +79

      @@Bfkcjscbsnjc XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @arstan8092
      @arstan8092 Рік тому

      ​​@@Bfkcjscbsnjc If this is about sneako then he lost any argument when he started threatening him with going to his house to shoot him with those "clips" nothing you say after that matters at all, literally threatened a man on his life over some internett drama. If it is not about sneako then I will look it up. If it is about fansly then comparing to showing naked assholes directly on stream vs fully ads advertising porn is a pretty different scenario. I am iffy on fansly adds, but it is far away from as bad as showing cock and balls directly on stream.

    • @arstan8092
      @arstan8092 Рік тому

      @@Bfkcjscbsnjc so it is fansly? That is just hilarious, showing cock and balls on pornhub directly is different from fully clothed adds for a porn company, am iffy about it to, but not close to as yikes as throwing out big nuts on the stream on the pH. Also Qt? Ludwig did that long before and much more blatantly before qt on a just as big event, so why is qt the one getting all the flack? Stopp comparing different things, one is a welp other is a big yikes.

  • @lexluther2841
    @lexluther2841 Рік тому +711

    Hearing Charlie explain Twilight reminds me of my older sister explaining Twilight when I was a kid, it's horrifying

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 Рік тому +16

      Okay but if you like fun-bad movies you’d LOVE it

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

    • @sugarkookiewithsometae4245
      @sugarkookiewithsometae4245 Рік тому +24

      ​@ck Joker. Really? Damn. Being 14 is tough.

    • @stfuant
      @stfuant Рік тому +20

      @ck bro named movies an incel would watch

    • @zee9709
      @zee9709 Рік тому +1

      @xXxMcNuttzzxXx as an edgelord myself, i agree

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 Рік тому +189

    Jacob is the embodiment of the 'where's my hug' type of guy.

  • @AdrianHernandez-rn1sq
    @AdrianHernandez-rn1sq Рік тому +1038

    Funding out that charlie made a sequel to "I finally watched it" is just as exciting as getting an A on an a test you didn't study for

    • @DracoPadilla
      @DracoPadilla Рік тому +24

      You funded out Charlie? You know pimping is illegal right? Or was it theft you committed?

    • @velocidellix
      @velocidellix Рік тому +5

      Nah fr in January I took an exam that was open book and open notes and I quite literally forgot I took the exam and got the grade back and got a 100%, I’m a senior in college I cannot describe in words how confused I was lmao

    • @AdrianHernandez-rn1sq
      @AdrianHernandez-rn1sq Рік тому

      @@velocidellix lmao

    • @AdrianHernandez-rn1sq
      @AdrianHernandez-rn1sq Рік тому

      @@DracoPadilla I committed the worst crime imaginable. Writing funding instead of finding

    • @DracoPadilla
      @DracoPadilla Рік тому

      @@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq Relax bro I was just making a joke. Sensitive.

  • @trollerpilotxiv3079
    @trollerpilotxiv3079 Рік тому +642

    This series is 100% a product of its time. I can't see this coming out of any period other than the Emo 2000s.

    • @jarrettodom3943
      @jarrettodom3943 Рік тому +17

      Funny thing is I heard they are contemplating remaking this trash, god help us if that ever happens. This series is so awful and the vampires aren't even real vampires, and every time I mention how awful this is people give the BS excuse that the author never did any research before writing it.

    • @bouclechocolat
      @bouclechocolat Рік тому +69

      What's wildest to me is that I can see a teenager in the 00's writing a story like this, but these novels were written by a grown ass woman

    • @jarrettodom3943
      @jarrettodom3943 Рік тому +25

      @@bouclechocolat Who knows nothing about the creatures she's writing about.

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 Рік тому +13

      ​@bouclechocolat yup. One who literally just Googled "how to write a book". I'm not even kidding.

    • @heller196
      @heller196 Рік тому +17

      ​@@bouclechocolat and the Mormon tones are crazy lmao. Weird Mormon vampires.

  • @varza_cu_ciolan
    @varza_cu_ciolan Рік тому +111

    I like what Ryan George said:
    "Bella is just the blankest slate so teenage girls can project themselves onto her" 😂

  • @oceanicGrimalkin
    @oceanicGrimalkin Рік тому +872

    It would actually be interesting to have the POV be from Bella's dad. It would be a genre shift. Imagine your daughter going out with a suspicious boy and a lot of mysterious shenanigans start to happen to her and you witness her falling into a depression and pining over this stranger for 6 months.

    • @Sjood-qs8ol
      @Sjood-qs8ol Рік тому +3

      no

    • @pennywisethedancingclown7761
      @pennywisethedancingclown7761 Рік тому +64

      Yeah she kinda just ghosts her own dad

    • @rintinrina
      @rintinrina Рік тому +5

      jesus I forget that you can't open replies to comments

    • @oceanicGrimalkin
      @oceanicGrimalkin Рік тому +4

      @@nanako4477 Man, I can see someone writing an AU based on that. It'd be drama/horror.

    • @bbrbbr-on2gd
      @bbrbbr-on2gd Рік тому +6

      Amanda Todhunter has a video just like this. It's a part of a series she does about POV from different side characters from various shows/ movies.

  • @kellythompson11
    @kellythompson11 Рік тому +168

    9:18
    As someone with borderline personality disorder, I like to think that Jasper is always somewhere nearby influencing my moods. It’s all Jaspers fault.

  • @axse996
    @axse996 Рік тому +115

    I'm literally just full of joy since Charlie is talking about Twilight and is genuinely intrested in the plot. I feel like a little kid being engaged in their imaginary dollhouse play by their parent

  • @hemanthemighty6523
    @hemanthemighty6523 Рік тому +347

    I'm glad someone else can sit down and see the comedic value these movies can provide. Watching Jacob walk out from the woods in booty shorts looking like he just came off of Jersey shore killed me xD

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Рік тому +192

    Takes me back to 2011. A simpler time when life wasn’t so chaotic.

    • @phrog178
      @phrog178 Рік тому +1

      9/11 10 year anniversary literally happened 🤬

    • @Hugh.G.Rectionx
      @Hugh.G.Rectionx Рік тому +2

      2011 was a mess

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

    • @kiroto7429
      @kiroto7429 Рік тому +3

      @@Hugh.G.Rectionx das cap

    • @magpiesANDcrows
      @magpiesANDcrows Рік тому +6

      It was only a simpler time because we were children or babies but the world never stopped being chaotic.

  • @TheDankCat127
    @TheDankCat127 Рік тому +769

    My wife made me marathon the Twilight movies with her since I had never seen them and they were such a big part of her adolescence. I gotta say, drinking beer and watching these silly ass movies was a blast. Team Charlie Swan for life.

    • @marza99l
      @marza99l Рік тому +22

      Yesss! Im team Charlie Swan aswell

    • @ReptarKingOfMeat
      @ReptarKingOfMeat Рік тому +37

      Probably the only character I have sympathy for in this awful series.

    • @JM-ot8ux
      @JM-ot8ux Рік тому +1

      I'd almost say your wife doesn't love you, but she let you laugh, anyway.

    • @DracoPadilla
      @DracoPadilla Рік тому +6

      And what did she do for you in return? It better have been something good.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Рік тому +9

      Oh yeah; the dad is easily the best character. He's an adult, a good guy, and handsome. I wish it were just him and Alice

  • @Drooly1
    @Drooly1 Рік тому +62

    I watched these in theatre and you are NOT wrong about the room erupting in to applause. I remember the first time jacob took his shirt off in the movies and everyone was whistling and saying like "oh god yes!" like they were having orgasms.
    Shit was weird lmfao

    • @not_a_bt.wavformat2909
      @not_a_bt.wavformat2909 Рік тому +7

      It was for preteen girls basically the soft core stuff but more appropriate for that age I guess

  • @calupoh9788
    @calupoh9788 Рік тому +279

    I swear I thought I used to love those movies back when I was a weird teenager, but man this just brings back memories of being absolutely infuriated at every character and finding everyone annoying as hell 😂

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

    • @edenjaycollins6055
      @edenjaycollins6055 Рік тому +13

      Honestly love how nostalgic they are, just being 14 in with nothing but twlight and good vibes, things where nicer and simpler back then…

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas Рік тому +8

      ​@WeedMoney$wagg I asked

    • @edenjaycollins6055
      @edenjaycollins6055 Рік тому +3

      @WeedMoney$wagg fishing for comments I see, here have a comment

    • @GizmoGremlinDog
      @GizmoGremlinDog Рік тому +2

      ​@@DxrkArtzstop replying with this on every comment. Are you 10 or just needy

  • @JustAFewTurtles
    @JustAFewTurtles Рік тому +96

    Well dang, I didn’t expect Charlie to actually think it’s getting better.
    “and by improving I mean getting worse” 1:01
    Oh okay

    • @GlacialScion
      @GlacialScion Рік тому +1

      New Moon is easily the best of the movies. It almost manages to be good and is largely well-shot.

  • @LXRN_DarthNadaness
    @LXRN_DarthNadaness Рік тому +38

    I died laughing in the theater at the “hold on tight spider monkey”, comment in the first movie. Apparently that wasn’t intentionally in the movie for comedic relief, which is a bold faced lie, but I digress. One of the staff in the theater was asked to go and ask me to be quiet. That girlfriend I was with never wanted to see a movie with me again, and I couldn’t have been happier after having to subject my brain to that “experience”.

    • @Vingus
      @Vingus Рік тому

      No way thats hilarious

  • @LaconicKibitz
    @LaconicKibitz Рік тому +67

    Like a true 2000s movie adaptation of a book series, I expect you to break the final video on the Twilight movies into two parts.

  • @alejanvenus2413
    @alejanvenus2413 Рік тому +151

    What an iconic series, one of those that have aged like wine.
    Solid 2/10.

  • @yannjoanno6933
    @yannjoanno6933 Рік тому +83

    In highschool, friend of mine had to go see it in the cinema with his girlfriend so he brought me along cause he didnt want to suffer through it. We laughed so much, his gf got mad haha. Charlie going over it brings back goofy memories

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek Рік тому +23

    Cover me in mustard and call me a weenie, but that Opera GX ad I got for this video SLAPS!

  • @tajee_y9936
    @tajee_y9936 Рік тому +151

    Charlie was definitely raising his hands and cheering after watching more cringe scene with Bella and Edward play out

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

  • @LaineyBug2020
    @LaineyBug2020 Рік тому +4

    As a former Twihard, Harry Clearwater didn't die from being handled roughly by Victoria. He had a heart attack when she attacked him, lol!
    Also regarding Jasper's accent, I was born in the South and moved up North when I was 5. I still have an accent when I'm tired or angry, to the amusement of friends and coworkers. Especially when I would ask for a glass of Ice at the bar and it came out as @$$...🤠 And yes, in my head canon, Jasper used his accent on Alice in the bedroom frequently that's why it he said that My apologies Ma'am like he was asking what color her underwear was.
    But it's fun watching people react that have no context from the books. Just reiterates how bad of a job the movies did!

  • @megantull6901
    @megantull6901 Рік тому +265

    My friends won't do a marathon with me and I've been trying to get them to for years. It's the best fun-bad series that I know of.

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 Рік тому +15

      Suggest doing a drinking game with the series. You can google the rules really quickly, and it’ll MESS you up. It’s a favorite Halloween tradition with me and my friends.

    • @doublestarships646
      @doublestarships646 Рік тому

      Maybe they're better off not knowing how something as toxic like that exists and made millions.

    • @MintyDreams
      @MintyDreams Рік тому +7

      ​@@doublestarships646 It's fiction.

    • @doublestarships646
      @doublestarships646 Рік тому

      @@MintyDreams toxic fiction*

    • @MintyDreams
      @MintyDreams Рік тому +1

      @@doublestarships646 Well yeah. Lots of fictional romance, not to mention other fiction as a whole. Sometimes that's what makes it interesting.

  • @Chloho
    @Chloho Рік тому +89

    I am genuinely so excited to see his reaction to the final movies - it's wild

    • @tonyhinderman
      @tonyhinderman Рік тому +15

      I cant wait for him to get to the Jacob imprinting on a LITERAL BABY

  • @paigemarcum5586
    @paigemarcum5586 Рік тому +25

    I got swept up into the Twilight craze a bit as a middle schooler, and even back then my reasons for being "Team Jacob" were basically the same as Charlie's. At least the dude talked to her like a person... Even a twelve year old could see the flaws 😂

    • @gabrielapagan7280
      @gabrielapagan7280 Рік тому +5

      have you read the books yet? i dont reccomend it, but Jacob doesnt treat Bella like a human either, hes actually so awful. for some reason the books like Describe in detail the two assaults on bella very detailed like how she had to shut down her brain and everything, its gross and he also for some reason thinks hes better than everyone else, and also he never respects anything Bella says

  • @GatlingGunEnthusiast
    @GatlingGunEnthusiast Рік тому +160

    Charlie is like a Rat, he knows the poison is bad, but he still continues to consume Twilight

    • @slxcelxfegaming
      @slxcelxfegaming Рік тому +7

      These bots really think their comments will work lmao

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Рік тому +1

      @Yoz Copy Paste Andy

  • @kingj6677
    @kingj6677 Рік тому +15

    Reviewing the Twighlight series a decade later is such a power move for Charlie. The stans have gotten older, probably moved on with their lives and now there’s no one to combat him for voicing his opinions.

  • @Carnagemode
    @Carnagemode Рік тому +52

    i remember liking the movies as a kid but rewatching them as an adult i dont understand how i was able to watch that and un-ironically enjoy it

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 Рік тому +76

    There are actually interesting stuff in the Twilight lore: a vampire’s feeding habit affecting his appearance, vampires and werewolves’ colonial v native war etc. But Stephanie Meyer has this uncanny ability to focus on the least interesting aspect of her story, which is Bella and Edward

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 Рік тому +16

      If it was more like Underworld the Native/Colonial aspect would be focused on and be pretty fucking brutal.

    • @teratsukielizabeth543
      @teratsukielizabeth543 Рік тому

      Her portrayal of natives and colonialism is so fucking cringe.

  • @claxmma9570
    @claxmma9570 Рік тому +42

    My girlfriend in high school and her sister were OBSESSED with this Saga and listening to Charlie recap is giving me ptsd of that time and then forcing me to watch and arguments over Jacob and Edward. That was legitimately the worst time of my life 😅

  • @ric0chetr1cky91
    @ric0chetr1cky91 Рік тому +51

    Twilight made my family melt down in agony over who was the hotter actor. I was the lone mad individual who didn’t care.

    • @rainydaze1313
      @rainydaze1313 Рік тому

      neither actor is hot, it was so annoying.

  • @friendlycanadian3150
    @friendlycanadian3150 Рік тому +38

    You have to make a tier list of all the twilight movies when your done.

  • @TheHallow31
    @TheHallow31 Рік тому +27

    Once you've finished with the series, you owe it to yourself to watch Vampires Suck.

  • @codyallen43
    @codyallen43 Рік тому +52

    Y'all should really do a watch along party for Breaking Dawn, seeing your genuine reactions to that madness will be some god tier content

  • @bryankuipers5167
    @bryankuipers5167 Рік тому +114

    Charlie watching Twilight has brought him through his own hero’s journey. Happy to be along for the ride, can’t wait to see the finale

  • @angelamayo8832
    @angelamayo8832 Рік тому +28

    My friend and I lived for laughing our asses off in the theater when the movies came out. We tried to keep it quiet out of respect for the people that actually liked it, but we were basically mystery science theater with belly laughs when we'd watch it at home. So very awesomely bad! I'm loving your take on these movies! Thanks Charlie

  • @Daniel-nr9lo
    @Daniel-nr9lo Рік тому +44

    He has yet to experience the most awful/beautiful moments in the last movie. I'm excited to see his review.

  • @AfricanLionBat
    @AfricanLionBat Рік тому +39

    You're going to love the last film. I'm excited to see your reaction to near the end.

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 Рік тому +3

      I’m so excited. And the Martin sheen LAUGH oh my god I will look up that clip and watch it over and over again when I’m sad sometimes

  • @BraveClementine
    @BraveClementine Рік тому +3

    Harry (the old man that died from being picked up as Charlie puts it) actually died of a heart attack.
    Also, Jasper being able to change moods is better than Carlisle's gift which is literally just enhance compassion or something like that. Carlisle is my favorite and he needed something way better

  • @Larry_the_Lumberjack
    @Larry_the_Lumberjack Рік тому +18

    Can’t wait till he gets to the end and sees who Jacob ends up with

  • @Monsterdemonbbc
    @Monsterdemonbbc Рік тому +90

    He almost finished watching all youtube videos, what a legend.

    • @Superlizardy36
      @Superlizardy36 Рік тому +2

      @Don't Read Profile Photo Names? how many?

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 Рік тому

      @@Superlizardy36 3 fucking bots holy shit

    • @zokuruno
      @zokuruno Рік тому

      ​@@Superlizardy36don't bother with them, it's just bots, just report them, best you can do

    • @gvd72
      @gvd72 Рік тому +5

      The bots are insane

  • @woothedoo2440
    @woothedoo2440 Рік тому +10

    as someone who saw the movie in theatres you are 100% correct that people cheered when Jacob said "I'm hotter"

  • @xKidnappingx
    @xKidnappingx Рік тому +12

    I gotta say Bella's dad is the best for me. He's the classic loving Midwest dad but is so unequipped to deal with the situation of your daughter becoming a vampire it's hilarious

  • @SladeChristian333
    @SladeChristian333 Рік тому +20

    Charlie watching the Twilight movies is like having him watch paint dry for hours
    (but the Charlie clones are standing aside it)

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

  • @jodig
    @jodig Рік тому +4

    "in order to protect you i gotta leave, so I'm leaving. and he does" i love that description of new moon. riveting, truly.

  • @genuinejustin6269
    @genuinejustin6269 Рік тому +10

    This Golden Globe deserving actor would have actually made Twilight better if he played Edward.

  • @jamesdeanharrelson9743
    @jamesdeanharrelson9743 Рік тому +8

    3:55 this is exactly what I said when I first watched these movies LMAO bella is literally just somehow tumbling through life with 0 thoughts

  • @citizenofcorona8783
    @citizenofcorona8783 Рік тому +8

    I haven't seen these movies in over a decade but I remember the very scenes you're pointing out. They were that ridiculous you can't forget them.

  • @UnityPerico
    @UnityPerico Рік тому +101

    Moist is genuinely gonna have a enjoyable weekend with the boys in a entertaining/shitty way. Can’t wait!

    • @serbu4169
      @serbu4169 Рік тому

      All you got are bots 💀

    • @UnityPerico
      @UnityPerico Рік тому

      @@serbu4169 Yep even though. I’m not surprised either

    • @UnityPerico
      @UnityPerico Рік тому

      @@alberve Facts ( Though I wouldn’t consider calling his fans lame )

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

  • @HighBoi
    @HighBoi Рік тому +5

    Guess no collab then...

  • @eclipssezz
    @eclipssezz Рік тому +6

    I love how he's not putting twilight into the titles but calls it menacingly "it"

  • @croissant9017
    @croissant9017 Рік тому +24

    Can’t wait for his reaction to the final movie and the heart attack we all faced back then 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TwilightWolf2508
    @TwilightWolf2508 Рік тому +10

    3:50 When my advanced lit class made me read the first book, I only made it around 3/4 of the way through, and a good 80% of what I read was Bella's internal monolog, constantly whining about how she like Edward and wants him to notice her because he's so mysterious and dangerous. The movie sounds like it stuck pretty well to the book with her though, as she had less personality than wet cardboard in the book.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, from what I heard, the movies were accurate to the source material. The problem was that the source material was dog shitz

  • @Kat_Creates
    @Kat_Creates Рік тому +7

    These movies are quite literally a pop culture phenomenon. The academic studies around the series is wild

  • @CrackDealer69
    @CrackDealer69 Рік тому +39

    you have inspired me to watch the twilight series charlie. i thank you so much for the experience

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

    • @JihadiJesus
      @JihadiJesus Рік тому +1

      Decided to comment since everyone is a bot here.

  • @Chroniclilskip27
    @Chroniclilskip27 Рік тому +32

    Man, his ability to endure cringe is other worldly lol. If he was a wolf or a vampire or whatever, that would be his special ability

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 Рік тому +2

      That's a good gift in these times

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

    • @taylor0000027
      @taylor0000027 11 днів тому

      Um actually wolves don’t have powers it’s just the vampires. 🤓🤓🤓

  • @bradhend
    @bradhend Рік тому +4

    My wife and I watched them all in sequence last year. It was a BLAST. We were so bummed when they were over.

  • @vonnstevens2502
    @vonnstevens2502 Рік тому +8

    Crazy that the wall-e movie has a better love story than all of twilight

  • @YourUberDriver16
    @YourUberDriver16 Рік тому +15

    I felt like a vamp kid after watching all the Twilight movies

  • @eugeneimbangyorteza
    @eugeneimbangyorteza Рік тому +8

    You're not prepared on how unhinged Jacob will be 😂😂😂

  • @anakinsky3576
    @anakinsky3576 Рік тому +8

    charles watching twilight is not something we wanted it’s something we needed

  • @gobigod
    @gobigod Рік тому +5

    I trust the star actor of The Hunger Games with his opinion on Twilight, wholeheartedly.

  • @janedock3126
    @janedock3126 Рік тому +5

    I think the theory that she doesn't think or experience anything at all can be true. Because if she does have a shield on her , why was Jasper able to change her mood to go the birthday party Alice planned for her?

  • @LBEEZY_TV
    @LBEEZY_TV Рік тому +18

    Charlie drops so consistently and I never know what treat I’ll get. 😂

    • @ZafoolTV
      @ZafoolTV Рік тому +2

      It drops unexpectedly lile birdshit

  • @supmrtoast
    @supmrtoast Рік тому +6

    Favorite part of Twilight was when Edward said "This is Twilight and I am the new moon"

  • @owensquelch449
    @owensquelch449 Рік тому +8

    Ohhh boy, if Charlie thinks the imprinting stuff is yucky now, I can’t wait for his reaction to how it’s used in the last movie. It gets seriously fucked up.

  • @Earthmie
    @Earthmie Рік тому +7

    I'm so easily entertained by Charlie watching a 17 year old film the same as a subway surfers clip underneath a family guy clip playing on tiktok

  • @staceyneedscoffee
    @staceyneedscoffee Рік тому +5

    I've only seen the first one and couldn't tell you what happened in it. I was meeting two guild members for the first time for a girls weekend and all i remember is having a slurpee to drink and when a group of older women in front of us started going batshit for Jacob, my raid leader was like, Calm down ladies, you know he's like 16 or something and young enough to be your kid!

  • @tonyhinderman
    @tonyhinderman Рік тому +1

    9:55 So funny that he called the lightning thing when in the next movie there is that electric girl she is immune to somehow lol

  • @madisonrose42019
    @madisonrose42019 Рік тому +9

    the “you lied to everybody….charlie.” line will always make me giggle

    • @ghostknight4147
      @ghostknight4147 Рік тому +1

      Ok ok after looking at ur channel, ur defo not a bot. Apologies for my paranoia since now Im conditioned every sus pfp is a bot. But ur playlists are questionable.

  • @erhed328
    @erhed328 Рік тому +6

    Charlie watching the twilight films is like master chief watching my little pony

  • @rainy4902
    @rainy4902 Рік тому +7

    The sad part is, that everything Charlie mentioned, every single line he joked about, I vividly remember all of it. Those scenes are unforgettable for how wacky they are, they are iconic for all the wrong reasons

  • @ThessiaN7
    @ThessiaN7 Рік тому +11

    I worked at a movie theatre when these all came out and I saw 12 year old kids up to women in their 50s wearing Team Edward and Team Jacob garb for each movie. It was wild. When the first one came out, I looked very similar to Bella at the time and I got all kinds of looks and comments from my coworkers and from people seeing the movie. It was very weird

  • @shelbyseitzinger927
    @shelbyseitzinger927 Рік тому +12

    I am loving watching the process, again, of someone being taken into the fold of Twilight fandom. This is giving strong high school lunch vibes. Can't wait for him to finish it and mull it over a while, complete the his Arc. :)

  • @XxChooseYourFatexX
    @XxChooseYourFatexX Рік тому +2

    Charlie talking about the theater erupting in applause when Jacob says “I’m hotter than you”, amazing it’s like he was there. I remember the moment vividly.

  • @junechevalier
    @junechevalier Рік тому +31

    I unironically finished the whole 4 novels in middle school and continued to watch the whole movie series. I didn't care if they were good or bad. They were fun lol

  • @jennifersado
    @jennifersado Рік тому +39

    God bless you Charlie, wading through such unrelenting psychological torture to provide us with entertainment

    • @DxrkArtz
      @DxrkArtz Рік тому

      charlie commented on my newest video im literally cryin 😭

  • @watsonwrote
    @watsonwrote Рік тому +9

    I'm so excited for him to finish the series and report back. I hope he hasn't been spoiled

  • @jumppop4097
    @jumppop4097 Рік тому +9

    Now this is a certified vampire moment

  • @thisjustincomics
    @thisjustincomics Рік тому +11

    Good for you Charlie. Glad to see you’re powering on……
    Because Dinosaur Train truly is a cinematic masterpiece worth completing

  • @xanadus
    @xanadus Рік тому +1

    Hearing charlie talk about the twilight saga almost a decade after watching it is so eye opening to how stupid and funny those movies are

  • @c0nn0r0
    @c0nn0r0 Рік тому +4

    I can't wait til he sees the final sequence in the last movie, he is gonna go nuts. It is absolutely nutty

  • @BeatMower
    @BeatMower Рік тому +9

    I saw new moon and eclipse in theaters. You are absolutely right about people in the audience wooing. And if jacob took his shirt off every single mom had a snail trail and they had to let us know about it

  • @jackmanleblanc2518
    @jackmanleblanc2518 Рік тому +1

    "Imprinting didn't matter."
    Oh my God that's right he doesn't know yet. He doesn't know!

  • @blackout995
    @blackout995 Рік тому +8

    If you have not seen it, the "Pitch Meeting" episodes of the Twilight series are some of the best content on youtube. Highly recommended.

  • @lunagoddesss
    @lunagoddesss Рік тому +5

    i can guarantee the audience in the theater did break out into laughter and claps 😂 me and my mom went opening night

  • @y2jayden
    @y2jayden Рік тому +1

    When I saw this title I got scared that he finally almost finished Cuties after his discussion with Sneako.

  • @tylersherva2489
    @tylersherva2489 Рік тому +17

    Charlie is the only thing that keeps me sane when tripping to hard

  • @Hourai
    @Hourai Рік тому +4

    Watching these movies when they were coming out was an incredibly wild time because a lot of the people who were there (including myself and a few friends) were definitely NOT treating them seriously. It was obvious from interviews that the cast, especially by the end, wasn't really taking it seriously either. We were all just there to witness the spectacle of a terrible movie adapted from a terrible book.
    I think my favorite moment is when Force Ghost Edward tells Bella to lie to someone, she says something really stupid, and then Edward just goes "LIE BETTER".

  • @freedom_fighta
    @freedom_fighta Рік тому +1

    The Twilight Saga's Box Office Broke Records.
    At $3.3 billion for the saga, the Twilight movies were at the time (and remain as of 2023) the best-performing vampire franchise in cinema history.

  • @ducknado1416
    @ducknado1416 Рік тому +12

    Twilight is peak cinema, after seeing Edwards use vampire roar on Jacobs Werewolf life form ascended me to a new form of humanity. I now see the truth of our world.

  • @drakkoris7083
    @drakkoris7083 Рік тому +11

    I wanted to re-watch the series just to have a good laugh, but having Charle describe every scene is much better.