@@Dobertathon he said 5 minutes for the entire routine. But he said 60 second shower. He said 15 seconds to rinse off, 30 seconds to put soap on, and then 25 seconds to rinse off. That’s not 60 seconds bro that’s 70 seconds.
As an actual sailor, this is how waking up and getting out the door fast goes: 1: wake up (still drunk from last night) and check time 2: realize you overslept (you only had 2 hours of sleep) 3: scramble into uniform that you kicked in the corner after work yesterday 4: have a panic attack because your on time (on time is late, do better) 5: get to the shop and get yelled at for something completely unrelated to being late 6: rinse and repeat
Bro forgot finding clothes, getting dressed, drying your skin and hair, taking a morning pee, (eat breakfast), style your hair, find your keys and lock up the house.
Well, one color clothes, 5-10 secs to get dressed, (wtf, u drying ftom?), peeing takes 10 secs to pee and 15secs to wash hands, no breakfast, buzzcut and finding keys??? Bro is your house a maze? Finding keys takes 1 sec and locking up 3 sec. Barely a minute to do allat if you are employed.
As 15 yr old, a Indian boy, No women/girl will give the happiness/joy that your parents give you. I have one task one task only, make my parent proud, Im acquiring knowledge that will make a me a better person. I think rather that being a male that women would prefer or doing something only so women would be attracted to you, that's not the way of life, I believe! Family comes first no matter what.
Thank you! I have to scrub most of my body with a pumice stone. If I don't acne breaks out all over. I complained to my doc and he told me that's what happens when you're 60 years old and your testosterone is over 1000.
My routine as a girl : 6:00 Wake up & Make Bed 6:02 Workout 6:15 Shower 6:25 Skincare 6:30 Get Dressed 6:35 Make Up 6:45 Eat Breakfast 7:00 Brush teeth & Spray perfume 7:05 Make Hair 7:20 Make my lunch 7:30 Check Bag 7:40 Check notifications 7:50 Leave So, yeah.Amazing, really quick, only around 2 hours morning routine 👍👌
I absolutely love your chanel, i watch all your videos and you have guided me along the beginning of my physical and mental transformation from lazy dumb and overweight to intelligent hardworking and jacked. Thank you so much.
My long hair:🗿 Makeup:🗿 Eating:🗿 Getting dressed:🗿 More skincare:🗿 Sleeping in:🗿 Washing hair in shower:🗿 Brushing teeth:🗿 Sleeping in:🗿 Watching yt:🗿 Having hm to do:🗿 Everything showers:🗿
@@ronnana694I got long hair, it takes me a minute to just get it fully wet, and I gotta shampoo and condition so it feels decent💀even cold showers couldnt do that for me
90 products used in one video just to go out…1.st step: Brush ur teeth and wash ur face 2.nd step: get dressed with ur fav clothes 3.rd step: apply perfume (optional) 4.th step: go out. Can’t get any easier than this.
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Thank you jose zunigga! This was sooooo soo helpful for me.
LMAOOo@@COOKIE_RL
Ya
Cool
Do have a girl
“Start by turning on the shower on” 🔥🔥 Zunigga on top 🔝
my thoughts exactly
*get wet* 💀💀💀
u def spelled his name like that on purpose
Zuniga on top on
You spelled it wrong bro😂
Zunigga keeping us clean 💯💯
Mf got two top comments💀
@@DrakeDiddyTitanic only because of Zunigga 💯💯
@@vyomkeshbakshi4129 you’re cool 💯 💯
@@DrakeDiddyTitanic guess who taught me how to be cool?
@@vyomkeshbakshi4129 ain't no way zunigga did 🥶
We just leavin the house naked or what 💀
Are you guys little toddlers or what just put your own clothes on
Like a true navy seal😂
@@KfcOwnerdude took it way too serious
@KfcOwner just shut up its funny
It's a joke Gus. Calm down lil man@@KfcOwner
Zunigga is being so realistic in every of his shorts. He's so inspiring. I liked him.
REAL ZUNIGGAS USE THOSE 5 MINUTES TO SLEEP 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
ZU WHAT?!
It's a meme on this channel...
REAL ZUNIGGAS DOESN'T SHOWER🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 @@ranchh7v7
@@ranchh7v7 ZUNI--AS
Idk what I'd do without you Zunigga 💯💯🥂
glaze
@@randolfkeithhuh
@@randolfkeithnpc
@@randolfkeithBro is talking like that mf is a npc
@@SArthurH bro you replied to him twice youre a literal npc
Instructions unclear; I was arrested for public nudity and now I’m facing a 5000 dollar fine. At least I know how to shower 💯
Zunigga is a life saver
Gotta love these kinda comments
Use hair conditioner and keep the conditioner on for 3 minutes it makes your hair 10x better
@@valentine943 i leave it for 30 mins
@@valentine943it literally says that in the instructions
Don’t drop the soap
We all love José Zunigga ❤❤
We all love zunigga
All my real Zuniggas out there ❤
My boy Zuniggar always got my back fr fr 💯🥶💯🔥🔥
AR??
AR LMFAOOOO
yo ☠️☠️
😂😂😂😂😂
He's skipping with the line 💀
only a minute in the shower is actually insane
Literally like you must smell so bad
My long curly hair could never
Fr I need af least an hour and a half.
But not today 🗿
@@Fuzzled369you a girl or Something
It’s called the navy shower technique for a reason bro
There is not excuse to look great 🫡
Albaniaaa
Yo finding to albanians in a Jose video is pretty rare since I'm Albanian 🇦🇱 too
genetics lol
samkee@@OneStopTechYT
@@mustang-bs9veShutup lil bro quit the excuses
Bro reinvented math. 15 s + 30 s + 25 s = 60 s
I’m glad someone noticed hahaha. He also said right before it “you’ll start by turning on the shower on.”
Zunigga dictates maths 🫵🗣️🔥
He said a 5 minute routine, not 60 second.
@@Dobertathon he said 5 minutes for the entire routine. But he said 60 second shower. He said 15 seconds to rinse off, 30 seconds to put soap on, and then 25 seconds to rinse off. That’s not 60 seconds bro that’s 70 seconds.
I found my people🤣
Zunigga always keeping it real 💯
AYOOOOO ITS ZUNIGA NOT ZUNWORD
Bruv😂
@@TabbedOutLOLthis zunigga guy out here giving great advice tho
@@rien-e how many times do i have to say it....
ITS ZUNIGA NOT THE N WORD
@@TabbedOutLOLHe has the perfect racist name bro who is ever named zoonigga
"you will step in the shower" *gets into the bathtub*
Thanks, I thought I was the only one who saw that.
Some countries have both installed together.
Dude who tf showers in 1 minute
"Start by turning on the shower on" were wise words I would never forget. 🙏
thank you zunigga for this morning routine 🤑
Lmfao
🤯
bro racist
@@DrkTriqz yes indeed OMgYATT
@@DrkTriqz I'm just kidding
“Turning on the shower on.”
Wise words
😂
Sun Tzu, Art of war😂
“Turning on the shower on”
True ZuNiga 🔥
Ayo
Minor mistake
😂😂😂😂@@ihatemyself_2725
Zunigga keeps us doing well
REAL ZUNIGGAS DONT WAKE UP 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🔥🔥🗣️
Zunigga never fails to fill me up with his ooey gooey warm motivation
...Say what?
Zunigga giving me great tips like always
Pause
@@MindlessMenaceI love Zuniggas tip 🤤
@@_jcm_the_one ayee yoo pauseee
PAUSE
RESUME
As an actual sailor, this is how waking up and getting out the door fast goes:
1: wake up (still drunk from last night) and check time
2: realize you overslept (you only had 2 hours of sleep)
3: scramble into uniform that you kicked in the corner after work yesterday
4: have a panic attack because your on time (on time is late, do better)
5: get to the shop and get yelled at for something completely unrelated to being late
6: rinse and repeat
That's rough buddy
Is bro ok?
❤ spot on 😅
True fulfillment only comes from Jesus
7: realize that "your" dumb because you don't know (or care about) the difference between your and you're
"How to get ready in 5 minutes"
People with siblings:
This so true tho
Guys have it so easy with routines like that, it takes barely any time.
I don’t know what I’d do without my boy José Zunigga 🙏🔥
Zunigga getting us to be the best version of ourselves🔥🔥🔥💪
Bro yall shouldnt be disrespecting him, hes teaching us all the shit he can. Respect Zuniga
Wdym? We are, I love zunigga too❤😊
I think you meant to say zunigga, not Zuniga, and it’s disrespectful to mispronounce his name.
zunigga is the goat wym
@@Bobbyboyye😂real
@@AmeerHamza-cf9vkWho doesn't love ZunigGa
Zoonigga is always great to listen to
Underrated comment
zunigger the best!!
Yeah😂
😂😂😂
REAL ZUNIGGAS ROAM NAKED🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼️🥶🥶🥶💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🥶💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
"Start by turning on the shower on" had me laughing like hell for some reason 😅😂
Instructions unclear: after going out a cop screamed at me i wasn't wearing any clothes
Jose the type of Zunigga we Zuniggas admire
Zunigga has a very chad-like morning routine 🗿💪💯
REAL ZUNIGGAS EAT THE MORNING ROUTINE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
We gettin arrested for public exposure with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🙌🙌 Zunigga on TOP🔝🔥🔥💯💯💯👺🥔🐸
Are we gunna ignore the fact that Fortnite is bringing back “og” chapter 2?
@@JoshuaMusasule yes we are
@@JoshuaMusasuleyes
BRO, YOURE SO AWESOME.....
SOME PEOPLE THINKS THAT "WHY MEN SHOULD GET WELL DRESSED"...
Bro forgot finding clothes, getting dressed, drying your skin and hair, taking a morning pee, (eat breakfast), style your hair, find your keys and lock up the house.
fr but zuniggas the father some people never had so gotta respect the video
Well, one color clothes, 5-10 secs to get dressed, (wtf, u drying ftom?), peeing takes 10 secs to pee and 15secs to wash hands, no breakfast, buzzcut and finding keys??? Bro is your house a maze? Finding keys takes 1 sec and locking up 3 sec. Barely a minute to do allat if you are employed.
@costas88 5 to 10 seconds to get dressed? Bro is that even possible?? 😭🙏
@@random_person426 yes if you're a man and have every clothe blacked out (I'm talking about daily clothes, suits take their time)
@@random_person426if you already planned the clothes then it shouldn’t be too long
Man you just inspired me 😮🥹
As 15 yr old, a Indian boy, No women/girl will give the happiness/joy that your parents give you.
I have one task one task only, make my parent proud, Im acquiring knowledge that will make a me a better person.
I think rather that being a male that women would prefer or doing something only so women would be attracted to you, that's not the way of life, I believe!
Family comes first no matter what.
One minute shower? Your done bruh, never come near me😭
How am I supposed to properly clean my whole damn body in 30 seconds 💀
car wash
Thank you! I have to scrub most of my body with a pumice stone. If I don't acne breaks out all over. I complained to my doc and he told me that's what happens when you're 60 years old and your testosterone is over 1000.
Receiving guy- Jose is coming in about 10min 😅
@@ak5659bro is a fossil
@@ak5659damnn. Are u on trt or smth?
Zunigga Win as always 🔥🔥🔥
Zunigga is the keeper here🗣️🔥🔥💯‼️‼️
I agree with Zunigga, it works great!
“You will start by turning on the shower on… then-“. Got me laughing in tears 😂😂😂😂
5mins is only hyping yourself up to turn on the cold shower for the second time 😂
These comments are wild bro😭
What is this...💀
Zunigga teaching us only the best tips 🔥💯💯💯
@@AEpicHuman 😭
😂 they wyling
Its lime instagram but not as bad
My routine as a girl :
6:00 Wake up & Make Bed
6:02 Workout
6:15 Shower
6:25 Skincare
6:30 Get Dressed
6:35 Make Up
6:45 Eat Breakfast
7:00 Brush teeth & Spray perfume
7:05 Make Hair
7:20 Make my lunch
7:30 Check Bag
7:40 Check notifications
7:50 Leave
So, yeah.Amazing, really quick, only around 2 hours morning routine 👍👌
13 mins to workout?
@@AzureTheWolf-l6u Yeah
@@MiuMiu_Wony just do it after the routine
@@AzureTheWolf-l6u With makeup on, my hairstyle ready and dressed !?
How the fuck will I do that
@@MiuMiu_Wony well I don’t how it works for women but I thought eating and all that is better than working out first thing in the morning
ZUNIGGA HELPING US TO SHOWER!!11! 🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥
real inspiring..will use..MY MAN ZUNIGGA
Only the real zuniggas use the navy shower technique 💯
Y’all going to be stinking
@@Xhaka_04HOW?
ZUNIGGA DOESN’T WASH HIS ASS⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💪💪
Certainly 💯
Instructions unclear, I left the house naked
2024 finna be lit with this guy around🔥🔥🔥🔥
5 minutes?? i need 45 minutes just to shower 😭
45 is wild i would understand if you said like 15-20
what other than cleaning urself do u do in the shower😂
Same.
45 minutes is crazy work u just wasting water gang
@@wudpeckr4951i need my daily staring contest with the wall
Zunigga I take 30 minutes when I play my bangers in the shower
You should stop doin that
@@Sigmaeditz243hard not to homie. Cuz I be doing that too. U should try it
Doesn't matter how long you take as long as you're being productive and achieving your goals.
Easier if it's the last thing you do before falling asleep and before you get out of bed in the morning.
@@rcyuwell that’s not productive
REAL ZUNIGGAS DONT SHOWER🗣️🔥🔥🔥
U spelt it wrong
I absolutely love your chanel, i watch all your videos and you have guided me along the beginning of my physical and mental transformation from lazy dumb and overweight to intelligent hardworking and jacked. Thank you so much.
My long hair:🗿
Makeup:🗿
Eating:🗿
Getting dressed:🗿
More skincare:🗿
Sleeping in:🗿
Washing hair in shower:🗿
Brushing teeth:🗿
Sleeping in:🗿
Watching yt:🗿
Having hm to do:🗿
Everything showers:🗿
Bro saying clean the whole body in 30 sec💀
Brother is giving us the morning routine speedrun strat.
Common Zunigga W
Thank you you have given me a better way to look better I really do appreciate it 😊
Ma Zuniggar always keeping me fresh 🤝🏼
I love zuniga
Edit : thx so much for the like XD 😮😮😮😮❤❤❤❤
I also love zuniga
I love Zuniga also
60 second shower is crazy
THANKS ZU-NİGGA
😂😂😂
Real Zunnigas are always ready 🗿🗣️🥶
Congrats on 500k subs ZUNIGGAAAAA
Zunword is my inspiring man❤
Bro, it takes me 5 minutes to adjust the hottnes of the water i shower with😂
cold shower
@@sidewayscakeno
@@sidewayscakeEnjoy fever
@@sidewayscakebro he will freeze his B@ll$ 😂😂😭
@@P.Alvarezreal shii
Thank Znigga
Did this already, still thanks zunigga! 💖🦄
WE LEAVING A GREEN STINK TRAIL WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 💯 💯 💯 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🧊 🧊 🧊 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Zunigga the goat🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
But I gotta let the conditioner sit 💀
Zunggia changed my life he got me a gf with his tips
🤔 Really bro? Or just joking?
@@dhanushrajamohan7348 well yes haha
I love zunigga tip 😊😊😊
“turning on the shower on”
Zunigga speaking fax!
Man u a great dude.... thank you for being real wth men 🤜🤛
There ain't no way in hell im in the shower for a minute homie
Turn it cold and you will 💀
@@ronnana694I got long hair, it takes me a minute to just get it fully wet, and I gotta shampoo and condition so it feels decent💀even cold showers couldnt do that for me
@@friedchickenloverr just use a bowl of water to dunk your hair truss
@@ronnana694can confirm I was out of a cold shower In under 1 minute😂
@@ronnana694 you literally cant fully wash your body in 1 minute
Shampooing, conditioning, washing your face and body wash in 30 seconds makes a lot of sense.💀😂
then dry off, then bruush your teeth properly for at least 2 minutes. yeah you cant do this in 5 minutes bros a clown
he lost me with that "and 30 seconds"
Real Zuniggas always look great 🗿🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
I actually do this and feel much better in public, thanks Zunigga☺️
REAL ZUNIGGAS DONT GET READY! THEY ALWAYS READY😎😎😎
zunigga u a real one for this. but when does the 0.5 second morning routine drop?
REAL ZUNIGGAS NEVER SHOWER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is so inspirational
REAL ZUNIGGAS DONT SHOWER🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
90 products used in one video just to go out…1.st step: Brush ur teeth and wash ur face 2.nd step: get dressed with ur fav clothes 3.rd step: apply perfume (optional) 4.th step: go out.
Can’t get any easier than this.
REAL ZUNIGGAS WAKE UP IN THE AFTERNOON 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Real Zunigas don't have doors 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🥶🥶
Can’t wait to do this I usually take longer to whipe💩 but hopefully not this time😊
Not the 2in1 again 😭😭☠️☠️
Need to apply fragrance based on strength and keep it up by people’s noses not by wrists
Weak 7+ sprays
Moderate 5 sprays
Strong 2-3
Start your day with a workout then do this right after and the result is absolutely fire 🔥
For the people who are joking. In 10 max 15 minutes you can be ready with this technique. How long it takes you to put clothes and shoes?
A tip put a little moisturiser (preferably non scented) where you put your cologne and the fragrance will last longer
I heard vaseline works great
@@skoodtale68 I’ve never tried Vaseline but makes sense it would work the same
Zuniger keeps us clean 🔥🔥