I think it was more to prove that he didn't rent an adult movie. He's extremely square. Strangely, Peggy actually didn't mind the thought that he may have rented an adult movie on the day she was out of town.
He did quite a bit of investigative work when all he had to really do was look on the box, it tells you when the tape came out, Hank's over here with his ass tattoo defense
Hank could of been a damn good lawyer. He has a naturally investigative mind, good at pointing out inconsistent facts, and he’s good with objective rationale.
@@lufsolitaire5351 that’s what I’m saying too. Hank Hill is very persuasive and smart as he talks to people out of situations in episodes and can get people to agree to his views.
Just because it was filmed at a certain time doesn't mean it was released at a certain time. Hank had to prove the film wasn't out at the time of the alleged renting, which is where the ass tattoo and the date of the birthday in the film comes in.
@@shavoncampbell2745 ive been to several court hearings. 9/10 times it's always one side has logic while the other side throws so many hail marys that they win some leverage and get their clients off with less. Being a lawyer isn't so much being smart as b.s. ing your way to win lol
0:59 "A tape which marks, veteran porn star, Fernanda Valley's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her 18th birthday." Wow...a lot to unpack there, Hank.
I think it's meant to reference Traci Lords. She was hugely popular in the 80's until it was discovered she had made most of her films underage. It was a huge scandal and all her films are now illegal except her last one she made just after turning 18.
@@wool578 In some markets that was the case. In my hometown, there was at least one porn shop left that did rentals. Even had one of them return box doohickies. This happened well into the mid 2010s
The fact that Hank Hill had to educate himself on the history of the pornographic film industry to prove that he in fact did not rent the porn film that he was accused of having a late fee on is hilarious.
If he could get passed the idea of being legally obliged to defend ANYONE. And the fact that he has to accept that he will be going up against Lawyers. Who he knows are well aware of how guilty some of their clients truly are on occasion. All without having a moral outburst of his own. Then yeah maybe he'd be a good attorney. But I think ultimately he would just be better at proving his own innocence.
For anyone else confused about this episode: Bill didn’t rent the tape off hanks card. The plot lies in the line, “This man knows his pornography”. It wasn’t that bill rented it. He knew hank was right but couldn’t tell him directly or else he’d expose himself. It was genuinely an error in the computer.
The plot lies in Hank's argument here. The tape _didn't exist_ at the time Hank was alleged to have rented it. So of course Bill didn't rent it on Hank's card. Nobody rented it. It didn't exist.
Reminds me of a short story I read called "Yes, Your Honesty." A European man is accused of stealing flowers from public property and he spends more money trying to prove he didn't do it rather than pay the small fine. It was his belief that it's just as wrong to confess to a crime you didn't commit as it was to deny you committed a crime when you did.
Fun fact, he was actually (iirc) tying flowers onto the stems to combat high winds. But since some local hoodlums had been stripping flowers off the trees recently, he got tarred with the same brush.
"Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in 'Jailbait'. A tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valley's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her 18th birthday." Uhhhhh....
Yikes. Unfortunately, it probably wasn't too far off. I forgot the actresses name, but she was one of the sex symbol bad girls in CryBaby. She was in the adult industry uncredited and underaged for a while before she became an actress in mainstream movies. Disturbingly accurate to the times before more people started cracking down. 😬 Update: The actress was Traci Lords.
What do you not get about that sentence stating that the male actor returned to his porn career for her 18th bday debut. You literally wrote it out and still somehow didn't get it along with everyother commenter Edit: Oh I see what you did. The male adult film star is Fernando Valley. I see where the mistake was made in your case
Yeah king of the hill made a lot of subtle jokes this way. "Quit calling me mama! I'm only 34!" -luannes mom Luanne was 20-21....her mom and dad met when she was "entertaining" at his bachelor party.
I thought the argument was going to be that the video store was renting pornography with under-age performers and he wouldn't watch that, but they just gloss over it. It's interesting that the age of consent varies by state, the age at which you can consume alcohol is 21, so you can have a porn star get penetrated anally by multiple men, but if she has a glass of champagne beforehand, the police will come knocking.
@@KhaosN7In Denmark, they even had a company producing and selling CP openly in the 70s, because when Denmark legalized porn in the late 60s, they neglected to keep CP illegal in the process. Shit was crazy, y'all.
Let the record show that this is a PRIME example of why you NEVER go against an individual who can break down events in a film down to not only the time-stamp, but also the release date of the film, and accurately identify physical details of said actors and tie any changes to said details to points in their careers, in court.
@plushandcosplaylover6184 Bill didn't do anything. Bill never rented Cuffs And Collars under Hank's name, because the film didn't exist at the time it was supposedly rented. So Bill couldn't have rented it either.
Couldn’t Hank just simply used the public release dates of the pornographic films to prove his case? He probably could have just filed for summary judgment based on those facts alone.
Hank Hill is nothing, if not meticulous in his approach. The man is gonna smash any argument against his logic and reason over the head with a tire iron.
It's a reference to a real-life scandal where a pornographic actress (Traci Lords) filmed a significant amount of pornography while underaged. She lied about her date of birth and almost all of the films she participated in are now illegal child pornography.
@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 he watched a underage porn performance. Viewing and even owning such smut is highly illegal. Today admitting this would land you in jail.
Somewhere, there is footage of Mike Judge doing various Hank "Bwaa"'s to a porno for several minutes while porn can be heard in the background. He got rid of it because it it seemed too much like Beavis and Butthead. At least I like to think that happened.
For a normal movie, yes. The porn industry back then was the wild-west, and in some cases still is. There's so much stuff released that is so haphazard in its documentation, if it even has any, that I wouldn't be surprised if the only information on it was the title.
Many films only say “proof of date of birth is on file at the physical location of our studios at (address).” Meaning that they make claims that all their actors/actresses are legal, but you have to go all the way out to Missouri or whatever, and there they’ll provide you with an official-looking document with the ink not yet dry on it.
It's only because it's Hank that I believe he actually watched these porn videos as a purely fact finding endeavor and never once was even tempted to strangle the snake throughout the process.
It wasn't a ransom note. Hank wasn't able to prove he didn't rent the video without the help of a mysterious benefactor who left him the tapes. It is revealed that Bill is the mystery benefactor.
It wasn't. Bill didn't rent Cuffs and Collars under Hank's name. It eas a computer glitch. Bill couldn't have rented that tape because it didn't exist at the time it was supposedly rented.
@@sweetchilledgames7887 I don't think he did though. Because the crux of Hank's defense is that the video in question didn't even exist until after Hank allegedly rented it. So I think it was just a genuine clerical error.
@@sweetchilledgames7887 the tapes belonged to bill, that’s why he was the only person that knew Hank was telling the truth, but he didn’t want to look bad for owning them
@@LEGOandPlushLordBill never let Hank take the blame for his mistake. Bill didn't rent Cuffs and Collars, because the film didn't exist at the time is was supposedly rented. No one could have rented it, including Bill.
@@LEGOandPlushLord Bill did help, just anonymously. He gave Hank the tapes that allowed him to put together his defense. Bill just didn't want to get outed as a smuthound.
This is how the Beast gets you. Either pay your dues or tarnish your soul wriggling out of it. In the end Hank bares the mark on his head but not his hand, or maybe I have that backwards.
@@herr_crustovsky no all you would need to need to do is check when the tapes were produced on the old vhs tapes were the dates of release since the tape hadn’t been produced yet that would be proof enough he couldn’t have rented it.
Hank Hill really watched abunch of pornogrophy to prove that he doesn't watch porn.
Gotta know what you're talking about.
Know your enemy -Sun Tzu probably
Ironic ain't it?
this time, it really was "research".
@@AutisticJoker88
The Pride Flag is overrated.
Hank going through all that to avoid paying $40 and stop being seen as a fan of adult movies is hilarious.
That's the thing, it was Bill who rented the pornos and it got put on Hanks account.
It's pride.
@@GenGamesUniverse not really cause the movie didn’t exist yet
Hank Should Always Get A Lawyer
I think it was more to prove that he didn't rent an adult movie. He's extremely square. Strangely, Peggy actually didn't mind the thought that he may have rented an adult movie on the day she was out of town.
This is one of my favorite moments in KotH. It's completely ridiculous and it's played absolutely straight.
Seeing Hank go so hard to prove himself is kinda endearing, he really doesn't take shit and its amazing LMAO
@@Muteki_REN He he, "hard"!
@@parker-boy98 huh huh, he said hard, huh huh
But, was the pron straight?
He did quite a bit of investigative work when all he had to really do was look on the box, it tells you when the tape came out, Hank's over here with his ass tattoo defense
Hank could of been a damn good lawyer. He has a naturally investigative mind, good at pointing out inconsistent facts, and he’s good with objective rationale.
@@lufsolitaire5351 that’s what I’m saying too. Hank Hill is very persuasive and smart as he talks to people out of situations in episodes and can get people to agree to his views.
The tape’s release may not correspond to the tape’s filming
Just because it was filmed at a certain time doesn't mean it was released at a certain time. Hank had to prove the film wasn't out at the time of the alleged renting, which is where the ass tattoo and the date of the birthday in the film comes in.
@@shavoncampbell2745 ive been to several court hearings. 9/10 times it's always one side has logic while the other side throws so many hail marys that they win some leverage and get their clients off with less.
Being a lawyer isn't so much being smart as b.s. ing your way to win lol
I can’t help but feel sorry for hank.
He probably had to swallow some dignity to do his investigation.
IKR?
@@parker-boy98 gotta hand it to him. He gave a great argument
@@redrasegarden I'm sure Hank already gave himself a hand.
@@Evycakez oh dear lord don't 😳
@@Evycakez Peggy sure thought so
0:59 "A tape which marks, veteran porn star, Fernanda Valley's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her 18th birthday." Wow...a lot to unpack there, Hank.
For real! I'm so high right now and had to replay that part a few times because it just didn't add up... legally
I never noticed he said that until now. Jesus Christ! 👀
I always wondered why I seemed to be the only one who thought that part was weird
I think it's meant to reference Traci Lords. She was hugely popular in the 80's until it was discovered she had made most of her films underage. It was a huge scandal and all her films are now illegal except her last one she made just after turning 18.
@@Rubycon99Let the record show that Rubycon99 really knows his pornography.
And this is why adult film rentals are dead now it’s online
Thank God for that
adult film rentals were on their way out when this aired
@@wool578 In some markets that was the case. In my hometown, there was at least one porn shop left that did rentals. Even had one of them return box doohickies. This happened well into the mid 2010s
How would i know? I don't go into Starship.
@@AutisticJoker88you’re saying the rented what I think they rented?
The fact that Hank Hill had to educate himself on the history of the pornographic film industry to prove that he in fact did not rent the porn film that he was accused of having a late fee on is hilarious.
I have to admit, Hank Hill would make a damn good attorney.
Investigative journalist.
I'm surprised that he doesn't try to go to law school and take the bar exam
@@RagnarokAvatar It's because Hank hates Lawyer Ball. But on this occasion, he had to make an exception.
Hank Hill vs. Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney !!!
**When** ?!!??? !
If he could get passed the idea of being legally obliged to defend ANYONE. And the fact that he has to accept that he will be going up against Lawyers. Who he knows are well aware of how guilty some of their clients truly are on occasion. All without having a moral outburst of his own. Then yeah maybe he'd be a good attorney. But I think ultimately he would just be better at proving his own innocence.
I love how you spend the first minute of the clip wondering wtf Hank is even rambling about.
Only if you've never seen the episode
Judge: Why dont you just pay the 40 dollars?
10 seconds earlier, awards 1.50 and a pair of sunglasses.
For anyone else confused about this episode: Bill didn’t rent the tape off hanks card. The plot lies in the line, “This man knows his pornography”. It wasn’t that bill rented it. He knew hank was right but couldn’t tell him directly or else he’d expose himself. It was genuinely an error in the computer.
It was no error. It was an intentional conspiracy known as the beast
No. It definitely was The Beast
The plot lies in Hank's argument here. The tape _didn't exist_ at the time Hank was alleged to have rented it. So of course Bill didn't rent it on Hank's card. Nobody rented it. It didn't exist.
That's what they want you to believe . . .
@@andrewrivera8651Sir, we are They.
I spaced out when I heard "veteran pornstar returns for her 18th birthday" but the 2 frames of animation given to the crowd clapping revived me.
Hank Hill: Pornographic Forensics Expert
Reminds me of a short story I read called "Yes, Your Honesty." A European man is accused of stealing flowers from public property and he spends more money trying to prove he didn't do it rather than pay the small fine. It was his belief that it's just as wrong to confess to a crime you didn't commit as it was to deny you committed a crime when you did.
Fun fact, he was actually (iirc) tying flowers onto the stems to combat high winds. But since some local hoodlums had been stripping flowers off the trees recently, he got tarred with the same brush.
I read that poem in high school. I had a textbook that was printed during the Reagan administration.
Ace attorney: The Texas Trials.
Ace attorney 2: Propane Prosecution.
Ace attorney 3: Rainy Rebuttal.
Ace attorney 4: juror jukin justice
Ace attorney 5 Arlen acquits
Dang ole' porno defense man'
UA-cam app says “translate to English” under your comment 😂
“Return to the porn industry on the occasion of her 18th birthday” is a top tier subtle joke
Did she filmed in her 18th birthday or before? If before then Hank would have a lawsuit to make a lawsuit
@@Eric6761I think it's because the age of consent law was lower in Texas otherwise i don't think that detail would be casually brushed off in court 😂
@@KrakkokayneI'm pretty sure it was a reference to Traci Lords, who famously did star in quite a few adult films while underaged.
"Mrs. Cupp also makes an uncredited cameo in 'Jailbait'. A tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valley's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her 18th birthday."
Uhhhhh....
Yikes.
Unfortunately, it probably wasn't too far off.
I forgot the actresses name, but she was one of the sex symbol bad girls in CryBaby. She was in the adult industry uncredited and underaged for a while before she became an actress in mainstream movies.
Disturbingly accurate to the times before more people started cracking down. 😬
Update: The actress was Traci Lords.
What do you not get about that sentence stating that the male actor returned to his porn career for her 18th bday debut. You literally wrote it out and still somehow didn't get it along with everyother commenter
Edit: Oh I see what you did. The male adult film star is Fernando Valley. I see where the mistake was made in your case
Glad I'm not the only one that tilted their head in that one. But the film was called Jailbait so it makes sense.
@@LoveMyUnusual Traci Lords.
Yeah king of the hill made a lot of subtle jokes this way.
"Quit calling me mama! I'm only 34!" -luannes mom
Luanne was 20-21....her mom and dad met when she was "entertaining" at his bachelor party.
Hank is a focking genius
"Mr. Hill, why don't you just pay the $40?"
Hahaha even the judge is over it.
I kind of want to see this scene remade but with Phoenix Wright characters.
Whoa wait a minute. Did he say she was a veteran who returned to the industry at 18?
RETURNED.
VETERAN?!?!?!?
It's a reference to Traci Lords.
DAMN UR A HUGE KING OF THE HILL FAN
Good for bill for saving hank butt with that note
This was the first episode of King of the Hill I _ever_ saw, at the ripe ol' age of eight. God, what a show.
Thank you your honor 😂😂😂
*laughs* You said "You're on her".
Hank really watched porn to prove to everyone that he dosen't watch porn
So are we going to gloss over the part where Ms. Valley came BACK to the business on her 18th birthday?
The porn industry was the Wild West back then. No one was keeping an eye on anything.
I thought the argument was going to be that the video store was renting pornography with under-age performers and he wouldn't watch that, but they just gloss over it. It's interesting that the age of consent varies by state, the age at which you can consume alcohol is 21, so you can have a porn star get penetrated anally by multiple men, but if she has a glass of champagne beforehand, the police will come knocking.
@@KhaosN7Except the customers lel
@@KhaosN7In Denmark, they even had a company producing and selling CP openly in the 70s, because when Denmark legalized porn in the late 60s, they neglected to keep CP illegal in the process. Shit was crazy, y'all.
Presumably it's a Traci Lords reference
Let the record show that this is a PRIME example of why you NEVER go against an individual who can break down events in a film down to not only the time-stamp, but also the release date of the film, and accurately identify physical details of said actors and tie any changes to said details to points in their careers, in court.
Damn it Bill
Yeah, It's your Fault Hank got in trouble for renting a video he'd never even heard of. You should've owned up not let Hank take the blame.
@plushandcosplaylover6184 Bill didn't do anything. Bill never rented Cuffs And Collars under Hank's name, because the film didn't exist at the time it was supposedly rented. So Bill couldn't have rented it either.
"To know your enemy you must become your enemy" -Sun tzu
I still laugh like an idiot at the masturbation joke during this episode.
Boy, you have to love it when a veteran porn star returns to the industry for their 18th birthday.
Man this episode never gets old😂
Couldn’t Hank just simply used the public release dates of the pornographic films to prove his case? He probably could have just filed for summary judgment based on those facts alone.
What, and ruin the plot?
Films don't always release in the order they are produced.
I think he wanted it to be publicly known he didn't rent the tape. Not just say "it was dismissed" and have to explain himself over and over.
Hank Hill is nothing, if not meticulous in his approach. The man is gonna smash any argument against his logic and reason over the head with a tire iron.
@@shockwave6213 After all he is the type of man to use a smaller can of wd40 to lift the lid off a bigger can.
0:59 hol up, did he say the actresses *RETURN* to porn on her *EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY* ?
Wait, that means that Hank watched ... and told that in a court of law. It really was another time back then.
It's a reference to a real-life scandal where a pornographic actress (Traci Lords) filmed a significant amount of pornography while underaged. She lied about her date of birth and almost all of the films she participated in are now illegal child pornography.
@@keineangabe1804 Not in that way it wasn't
No, it was the return of Fernando Valley (the veteran porn star) to the adult film industry for the occasion of Didi Cuff's 18th birthday.
@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 he watched a underage porn performance. Viewing and even owning such smut is highly illegal. Today admitting this would land you in jail.
Funny how during the whole time Bobby thinks they are planning him a party for his birthday.
Somewhere, there is footage of Mike Judge doing various Hank "Bwaa"'s to a porno for several minutes while porn can be heard in the background. He got rid of it because it it seemed too much like Beavis and Butthead. At least I like to think that happened.
The funnest thing is it's actually really easy, even back then, to discover when a film was made. He didn't need to watch porn to prove it
For a normal movie, yes. The porn industry back then was the wild-west, and in some cases still is. There's so much stuff released that is so haphazard in its documentation, if it even has any, that I wouldn't be surprised if the only information on it was the title.
He needed to watch them to get the two pictures for evidence
Many films only say “proof of date of birth is on file at the physical location of our studios at (address).” Meaning that they make claims that all their actors/actresses are legal, but you have to go all the way out to Missouri or whatever, and there they’ll provide you with an official-looking document with the ink not yet dry on it.
"Let the record show that Mr Hill really knows his pronography.
It's only because it's Hank that I believe he actually watched these porn videos as a purely fact finding endeavor and never once was even tempted to strangle the snake throughout the process.
There's a montage scene where he's shown staring at his TV going through the tapes with a pen and notepad, looking very bored.
@@CrizzyEyes Then again, when does he not look bored?
Bill taking the porn and leaving the ransom note was hilarious
It wasn't a ransom note. Hank wasn't able to prove he didn't rent the video without the help of a mysterious benefactor who left him the tapes. It is revealed that Bill is the mystery benefactor.
i like that the video store guy looks like he feels defeated. 1:40 he knows he's gonna lose.
Wasn’t he just an employee?
Even tho he was just an employee. he still looked like he wasn't happy he was losing the lawsuit.
Literal "yo sauce?" moment.
1:37 Hank takes on a bit of Bobby's flamboyant showmanship in this moment
Where do you think Bobby got it from?
Hank takes an endearingly respectful tone when talking about the porn star and her work.
😂 The best part is at the end when they're parading the new washer and Bobby goes, it's perfect 🤣🤣🤣
1:59 funniest moment ever
The Chief can serve up justice anywhere in the world.
Ah back in the day when you had to pay for it
"return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her 18th birthdays"
YIKES.
I never knew it was bill. I NEVER KNEW
I thought it was Dale
It wasn't. Bill didn't rent Cuffs and Collars under Hank's name. It eas a computer glitch. Bill couldn't have rented that tape because it didn't exist at the time it was supposedly rented.
I always found it funny when we found out the tapes belonged to bill
This is fucking hilarious genius writing throughout all of king of the hill
Hanks finest hour. His Perry Mason moment was worthy of Juan Martinez and Lionel Hutz
My Autism senses are tingling
Going to court over $1.50 and some sunglasses is the most “Texas” shit, ever.
It's called "Small Claims Court" for a reason.
Bill…..
Do you think bill rented the tape in Hanks name
Yes cause he doesn’t want anything like that associated with him
@@sweetchilledgames7887 I don't think he did though. Because the crux of Hank's defense is that the video in question didn't even exist until after Hank allegedly rented it. So I think it was just a genuine clerical error.
@@100nitrog yet the other 3 tapes bill picked up
@@sweetchilledgames7887 the tapes belonged to bill, that’s why he was the only person that knew Hank was telling the truth, but he didn’t want to look bad for owning them
@@megabladechronicles962 as a kid I believed that it was Bill that bought them but now looking back at hanks testimony I now know it was an error
Dude went all the way to prove he didn't rent a porno, watching a lot of porno to do it.
"A tape which marks veteran porn star Fernanda Valley's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her 18th birthday."
LMFAO!!!
He can go blind by watching 2 people have sex, but he knows a lot about the porn industry
I blame my brain
Hard to believe that there used to be a time in which adult film starts stood out and weren't eleven to the dozen.
The best king of hill courtroom moment
i remember when hanks pen runs out of ink and he tries to fix it lol
Bills a good friend 😂
But good friends do not let each other take the blame for their mistakes
@@LEGOandPlushLordBill never let Hank take the blame for his mistake. Bill didn't rent Cuffs and Collars, because the film didn't exist at the time is was supposedly rented. No one could have rented it, including Bill.
@@KhaosN7 But he and the rest of Hank’s friends never helped prove his innocence. They just Abandoned him. But Peggy was the least supportive.
@@LEGOandPlushLord Bill did help, just anonymously. He gave Hank the tapes that allowed him to put together his defense. Bill just didn't want to get outed as a smuthound.
@@KhaosN7 Peggy was no help at all, though. The four of them need to be more supportive of Hank.
Why was I not surprised that Bill was the real porn expert? 😂
This was never about $40, this was about clearing his integrity and exposing a corrupt business actions.
Fernanda Valley's return to the adult film industry on the occasion of her 18th birthday. ☠️☠️☠️
Lmfao cuff and collars
Theres a playboy mag from 97 that has a KOTH comic where Hugh Hefner has a "propane emergency" and Dale ends up burning down the playboy mansion.
Nuh uh. Prove it.
@@Kaboomboo Playboy December issue 1997. Shortly after KOTH aired.
Damn it Dale
He also burned down mega lo Mart
This is the first episode I watched all the way through.
That sounds very much like Lynne Thigpen as the judge.
"Really knows his pornography."
"Thank you your honor" lol
Thank you your honor.
Hank Hill really knows his pornography.
Dam this is the moment Hank became Saul Goodman 😂
Bill's lucky that Hank didn't kick his ass over it.
And what a record to have.
We should make @LegalEagle watch this ep
He could have just looked at the copyright date.
This is how the Beast gets you. Either pay your dues or tarnish your soul wriggling out of it. In the end Hank bares the mark on his head but not his hand, or maybe I have that backwards.
Better call hank
Why did he have to watch the tapes when he could have looked up when they produced
In the episode he didn't know that's what he had to look for.
He found it out as he was watching it after a mysterious note guided him to watch them.
look up where? There was no wikipedia and I don't think the library has info on porno tapes
@@herr_crustovsky no all you would need to need to do is check when the tapes were produced on the old vhs tapes were the dates of release since the tape hadn’t been produced yet that would be proof enough he couldn’t have rented it.
@@Phantom19913 oh ok fair enough then
Different time.
Hank should’ve called Saul
That's fucking funny lmao
The judge sounds like the chief from the _Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?_ TV show.
Returning to the industry on her 18th birthday … holdup
As silly as the situation was, Hank slammed dunked the trial in his favor!
Hank is such a boomer xD
I wonder if the return to porn on her 18th birthday line was a Traci Lords reference.
She didn't return, the actor did
Traci wasn't the only case.
There were half a duzen cases like her in the 70s and 80s.
Some were only uncovered many years later.
Stormy Daniels should of gotten Hank to be her lawyer.
Should've* as in should HAVE.
The best validation is getting knowing your pornography into an official court record.
Hank would make a great lawyer
God how did he do that without cringing at the sight of such naughty action?
He didn't! But eventually he powered on through it.
His resolve to maintain his spotless reputation carried him through, I'm sure.
40$ can power a person to do anything
Hank Doesn’t Have A Lawyer
Hank had to watch the hell out of some porn to prove he doesn't watch porn. Brilliant.
The beast
Hank Hill: Texas's Phoenix Wright😄