King Of The Hill: Funniest Moments

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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    King of the Hill is an American animated sitcom created by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels that ran from January 12, 1997, to May 6, 2010 on Fox.

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  • @shadowlugia991
    @shadowlugia991 7 років тому +7878

    'an F in English? Bobby, you speak english'

  • @danwashereman
    @danwashereman 4 роки тому +23419

    The fact this show got canceled for The Cleveland Show is an insult.

    • @renoloverxoxo
      @renoloverxoxo 4 роки тому +1864

      Most of the original guys left as well. Mike was just doing voices at the end.

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 роки тому +934

      How I feel about it: 1:30

    • @lorne510
      @lorne510 4 роки тому +1107

      at least its not the simpsons and it knew when it should end. however I wouldn't mind one more season of KOTH

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 роки тому +417

      @@renoloverxoxo to be fair im sure two of the voice actors have since passed away that I know of.

    • @donaldtrumplover2254
      @donaldtrumplover2254 4 роки тому +754

      It’s sad because king of the hill was probably one of the last American animated shows to actually have pretty good writing. Now the Japanese are the only ones with a monopoly on this.

  • @Mrproduct0454
    @Mrproduct0454 3 роки тому +5115

    I love how Khan is an unofficial 5th member of the guys.

  • @theenchantedfro
    @theenchantedfro 2 роки тому +927

    “An F in English?”
    “Bobby you speak English”
    Hank is hilarious

    • @Jazod
      @Jazod 9 місяців тому +6

      it's true

    • @Mario-p1m
      @Mario-p1m 3 місяці тому

      No. They are in Texas. That isn't English, it's Murikkkan.

  • @christianjohnson7228
    @christianjohnson7228 4 роки тому +4352

    “Dang ol’ boo man”
    Boomhaur is the best.

  • @satanichispanic2678
    @satanichispanic2678 4 роки тому +3460

    "What if somebody wants theirs well done?"
    "We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave."

    • @BigNavy8175
      @BigNavy8175 4 роки тому +108

      As any sane human being should do

    • @Kaerikillington
      @Kaerikillington 4 роки тому +55

      I like my steak well done but it's because I'm a heathen. For some reason I cant handle even the tiniest bit of blood or pinkness aka flavor.

    • @basteagui
      @basteagui 4 роки тому +73

      @@Kaerikillington i dont find the more raw parts more flavorful. to the contrary. browning the meat gives it a lot of flavor.
      i draw the line when it starts to toughen.

    • @g--ge9hd
      @g--ge9hd 4 роки тому +13

      Shit sounds like i gota leave

    • @notsauer
      @notsauer 4 роки тому +9

      It might be even worse than eating steak with ketchup.

  • @warwick802
    @warwick802 4 роки тому +6003

    Wow.
    I used to be disappointed whenever this came on after Cartoon Network ended, but now I realise that this is a gold mine of comedy.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 4 роки тому +110

      It certainly is. You oughta watch it on Hulu

    • @thonetanyellowbird-saetern495
      @thonetanyellowbird-saetern495 4 роки тому +124

      Avocado Smash I tell hyou hwhat

    • @abrahamdavidcortina923
      @abrahamdavidcortina923 4 роки тому +30

      Master you mean Cartoon Network's Adult Swim

    • @sargentd6780
      @sargentd6780 4 роки тому +76

      As a second grader I hated it but now as a 7th grader I love it

    • @southside7673
      @southside7673 4 роки тому +79

      I used to hate watching this while waiting for the simpsons to come on, on fox 11. Then hated even more when the simpsons would end for an hour of malcolm in the middle now both of these shows are better imo then the simpsons

  • @vihockeyguy1
    @vihockeyguy1 2 роки тому +1440

    2:05 whole scene just kills me. Bill’s scream, Hank deciding to throw loose change instead of his beer and Dale immediately picking it up, the way the raccoon runs, the way Hank sounds, and Dale offering his card for further services after he shooed it off….
    Just a masterpiece

    • @pip-pip5029
      @pip-pip5029 2 роки тому +7

      Samee

    • @muguly4591
      @muguly4591 Рік тому +3

      @Bread And Circuses or me or you

    • @manlikekgabz
      @manlikekgabz Рік тому +3

      + the music. 😂

    • @sleepwood3614
      @sleepwood3614 Рік тому +13

      + “get outta here ya…. bastard” 😂😂

    • @midnxghtxx6390
      @midnxghtxx6390 Рік тому +10

      @Bread And Circuses I used to not like it when I was younger
      Now I wanna know where I can watch this show

  • @anthonyrivera4547
    @anthonyrivera4547 4 роки тому +2317

    "You gave him a loaded shotgun?"
    "Well you don't give a kid a toy without batteries"

  • @dominicvega9267
    @dominicvega9267 3 роки тому +3893

    "So are ya Chinese or Japanese?"
    Lmfao

    • @orion22b48
      @orion22b48 3 роки тому +10

      Love ur profile pic, rip Hugh keays Byrne

    • @touxiong4594
      @touxiong4594 3 роки тому +17

      Im lao's

    • @SarcyseTiranin
      @SarcyseTiranin 3 роки тому +48

      I had to explain once that I was from the state of West Virginia not WESTERN Virginia. Similar energy.

    • @SarcyseTiranin
      @SarcyseTiranin 3 роки тому +10

      @Eirenarch GODDAMMIT

    • @jonahi1304
      @jonahi1304 3 роки тому +59

      @@SarcyseTiranin My uncle was at a Hooters in Florida and was asked by a waitress where his accent was from (he has a thick New England accent). he said "New England" and she said "have you ever met the Queen". So yeah lots of dumb in this world

  • @loganstrait7503
    @loganstrait7503 3 роки тому +3155

    The funniest moment in the whole show is when Cotton meets Kahn for the first time and correctly identifies him as Laotian.

  • @dyanaprajna4556
    @dyanaprajna4556 Рік тому +710

    I didn't really like it as a kid, but as an adult, I freaking love this show. It just has this timelessness that other shows from the same era just didn't have.

    • @charleskadletc2431
      @charleskadletc2431 Рік тому +5

      Picket to bring it back on!!!!

    • @aleste3812
      @aleste3812 Рік тому +5

      KING OF THE HILL REBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

    • @antifusion
      @antifusion 11 місяців тому +4

      Some of it hit hella subtle the first time around

    • @christov4120
      @christov4120 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@charleskadletc2431 King of the Hill Reboot Ordered at Hulu With Original Cast - IMDb. A return to Arlen, Texas is in the works at Hulu. A King Of The Hill revival has been ordered by the streaming platform with co-creators Mike Judge and Greg Daniels set to return along with the rest of the original voice cast.

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 22 дні тому

      That's how I was. I didn't understand it as a kid. But when I watched it when I was 20 I loved it. I guess it's a humor that comes with time or something. Maturity idk

  • @kingdomkrook
    @kingdomkrook 4 роки тому +1846

    Watching Dale pick up that change is still one of the funniest scenes ever.

    • @bg8224
      @bg8224 4 роки тому +15

      ...My card...

    • @tevo7138
      @tevo7138 4 роки тому +2

      Hell yea lol

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds 4 роки тому +10

      Get outta here ya furry bastard

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 роки тому +4

      kingdomkrook
      Dale would never do such a thing, everybody knows that coins are still in circulation because the government hides little trackers in each one to track people... especially poor people as rich people can be tracked by their cars, and today by their electronic devices.... I saw that scene as a total screw up in the script....Dale hates the government and would not knowingly acquire government tracking devices without immediately throwing them in an RF blocking pouch (at the time of this cartoon the only known cheap way to do that was with a faraday cage or thick lead lining)....

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 4 роки тому +1

      Get out of here you furry bastard

  • @zacharyjarrells7084
    @zacharyjarrells7084 7 років тому +1322

    "That daggone, Apocalypse Now, talkin bout daggone "The horror, the horror" ".

    • @kevinpierce3538
      @kevinpierce3538 7 років тому +10

      Zachary Jarrells lol all day!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lukesimmons2409
      @lukesimmons2409 7 років тому +38

      it's even funnier seeing it written out lmao

    • @owenlc1234
      @owenlc1234 7 років тому +10

      best part lol

    • @SirCheese710
      @SirCheese710 7 років тому +3

      it really fuckin is tho! ;-) ROFLMAO

    • @mattemert6962
      @mattemert6962 7 років тому +4

      dang ol dang ol terror

  • @bconSound
    @bconSound 3 роки тому +3259

    Boomhaur as a ghost: Yeah man, talkin bout *B W U A H A H A H A!* Dang ol' boo man"
    That might've been the best thing I have ever seen

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 2 роки тому +3644

    Lets face it you’re officially an adult when you enjoy king of the hill

    • @MPerfect92
      @MPerfect92 Рік тому +118

      I think this show can serve as an IQ test of sorts.
      If you find this show funny and understand it’s themes, you’re probably of at least average-above average intelligence.

    • @angriestleftistsangriestleftis
      @angriestleftistsangriestleftis Рік тому +367

      @@MPerfect92 Rick and morty fan spotted

    • @aidanfoley6463
      @aidanfoley6463 Рік тому +91

      I’ve enjoyed King of the Hill since I was 9. What does that say about me?

    • @camelliasalazar
      @camelliasalazar Рік тому +4

      Yes actually.. just about.

    • @quinnsickle5560
      @quinnsickle5560 Рік тому +41

      I was enjoying king of the hill when I was a kid. ☠️
      I’m 23 now, and it’s still my favorite animated show of all time.

  • @brysonkuhn3290
    @brysonkuhn3290 4 роки тому +4509

    How can you not even include Hank opening a WD-40 can with a smaller WD-40 can?

    • @Harkeilla
      @Harkeilla 3 роки тому +82

      Damn right, that’s a good one!
      That WD-40 makes a reappearance in the episode “Hanks on Board”

    • @Canon_Wulf
      @Canon_Wulf 3 роки тому +27

      Bryson Kuhn they couldnt include it because that was one of the most useful uses for a can of WD-40... it was more of an instructional video than a funny moment...lol

    • @brysonkuhn3290
      @brysonkuhn3290 3 роки тому +9

      @@Canon_Wulf well I found it ironic and funny lol

    • @tuckman211213
      @tuckman211213 3 роки тому +21

      Or when he made sure his level was level using a more expensive level

    • @---Michael---
      @---Michael--- 3 роки тому +3

      @@tuckman211213 I do this regularly

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 4 роки тому +412

    11:04 "pocket sand!"
    my family has been quoting this for as long as I can remember

    • @beeragainsthumanity1420
      @beeragainsthumanity1420 3 роки тому +15

      Everybody should keep pocket sand.

    • @Jezza_C_WT
      @Jezza_C_WT 3 роки тому +14

      @@beeragainsthumanity1420 Yeah, I'm gonna start keeping pocket sand.

    • @johnbarber4549
      @johnbarber4549 3 роки тому +6

      Shi shawww!!.

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 3 роки тому +5

      You shoulda seen the KOTH rpg threads on 4chan where everyone pretended like it was an mmorpg and pocket sand was one of dales skills that was OP and constantly getting nerfed

    • @scoldedegg
      @scoldedegg 3 роки тому +2

      Im mr big😂😂

  • @fuku2220
    @fuku2220 7 років тому +566

    I never realized how subtle that joke was when Joseph had go ask for permission and dale replied with ask your mother

    • @mazing32able
      @mazing32able 4 роки тому +52

      He knew it wasn't his kid

    • @shadywiskerz
      @shadywiskerz 4 роки тому +7

      mazing32able he knows but not to the same extent of knowledge that we have on the situation

    • @ThatCatfulCat
      @ThatCatfulCat 4 роки тому +21

      @@mazing32able He thinks Joseph is an alien child

    • @Sara88890
      @Sara88890 Рік тому

      @@mazing32able I thought the joke was that Nancy makes all of the decisions.

  • @siyanda8502
    @siyanda8502 Рік тому +324

    "The horror, the horror" gets me every time 😂😂

    • @Legndsnvrdie78
      @Legndsnvrdie78 Рік тому +9

      Crazy underrated, idk why no one else has mentioned this yet

    • @nivea7481
      @nivea7481 Рік тому +11

      it always gets a chuckle outta me like why he say it like that 😂😂

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 7 місяців тому +3

      I believe it’s a direct reference to “Heart of Darkness” by Joseph Conrad

  • @ok-tchau
    @ok-tchau 4 роки тому +874

    Just like on Silicon Valley, there are no wasted characters on King of the Hill. Every single one has a very unique personality and they're all hilarious. Mike Judge is a genius.

    • @Nothingatall1984
      @Nothingatall1984 4 роки тому +10

      Seriously, I watch this EVERY night and it never gets old. He is brilliant

    • @HamuelTheGrey
      @HamuelTheGrey 4 роки тому +17

      I think that’s what makes a good show great. That’s why I like futurama. Each character has a unique personality which is entertaining enough to not need constant comedy.

    • @whiteveilreaper8996
      @whiteveilreaper8996 2 роки тому +1

      I'm your 666th like

  • @youngchrisbaby9009
    @youngchrisbaby9009 3 роки тому +658

    “I live in California last twenty year but first come from Laos”
    “Huh”
    “Laos. We’re Laotian”
    “They ocean? What ocean?”

    • @bash8387
      @bash8387 3 роки тому +23

      So your Chinese or Japanese

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey 3 роки тому +2

      Rey mickie rour so fine rour so fine you blow my mind rey mickie

    • @tetravega567
      @tetravega567 3 роки тому +4

      Which ocean? Be more pacific!

  • @Rednexican816
    @Rednexican816 4 роки тому +868

    "Hank Hill, you ruin my life, what can I do for you?" Honestly, I feel like Kahn had some of the best lines in the show!

    • @wallpaperman9051
      @wallpaperman9051 3 роки тому +15

      Hey Hank Hill, who’s guarding the garbage cans in the alley?

    • @WDCallahan
      @WDCallahan 3 роки тому +41

      You ever notice that Khan is an anagram for Hank?

    • @piginasuit6323
      @piginasuit6323 3 роки тому +3

      Pocket sand!

    • @chriswalkey2050
      @chriswalkey2050 3 роки тому +8

      “Hahaha kiss my ass”

    • @MrManniG
      @MrManniG 3 роки тому +7

      So what is he now? Chinese or Japanese?

  • @MispeledStalion
    @MispeledStalion Рік тому +204

    Having recently moved to Texas, I can confirm that King of the Hill is the greatest documentary ever made.

    • @djoh615893
      @djoh615893 Рік тому +9

      I lived there for 12 years and Texas is better than any television except King of the Hill, and this is exactly on the money

    • @gamefather9105
      @gamefather9105 Рік тому +14

      Born and raise in north Texas. My dad sounded like Hank hill and I can understand the boomhauer language perfectly

    • @hidinginyourcloset
      @hidinginyourcloset 5 місяців тому +1

      is it worth moving to Texas, cause this show got me sold

    • @leanajo754
      @leanajo754 Місяць тому

      Parts of my childhood in southeast Texas was kind of similar, especially with my Dad and his friends in my early childhood. They all loved beer, working on cars, and my Dad loved to mow the lawn. Yes, similar. LOL!

  • @Robert-goose1
    @Robert-goose1 7 років тому +6809

    "You gave him a loaded shotgun?!"
    "You don't give 'em a toy without batteries."

    • @phlyislyfe8130
      @phlyislyfe8130 7 років тому +80

      Robertas S. LMAO THAT PART PLAYED RIGHT WHEN I READ IT

    • @greyknightjusticar8412
      @greyknightjusticar8412 4 роки тому +133

      That something my grandfather would have said. R.I.P. paw paw.

    • @TheRavioler
      @TheRavioler 4 роки тому +11

      @@greyknightjusticar8412 ok

    • @TheFreekill17
      @TheFreekill17 4 роки тому +8

      spartan blueteam ok

    • @TheRavioler
      @TheRavioler 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheFreekill17 ok

  • @anddrestorres9888
    @anddrestorres9888 3 роки тому +1028

    This show gets so much better , when you get older and you can actually understand all the jokes.

    • @quinnsickle5560
      @quinnsickle5560 Рік тому +6

      For real.

    • @AimingWanderously
      @AimingWanderously Рік тому +2

      “That's one heck of a shoe tree, Hank.” “Yup, Peggy's birthday is coming and she hinted she wanted something for... 'in the bedroom.' ”.

    • @Sapphirethedog2024
      @Sapphirethedog2024 Рік тому +1

      Do u like king of the hill.

    • @dougieo1991
      @dougieo1991 8 місяців тому

      Idk I’m 32 and still got get it yet (but I wanna)

    • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
      @YOUR_NARRATOR975 8 місяців тому

      It's even better understanding the jokes and being a southerner.
      I can actually understand Boomhauer. Most of the time.

  • @boxbury
    @boxbury 4 роки тому +1611

    Hank: “Soccer was invented by European women to keep them busy while their men cooked”.

    • @bubble.butt4u
      @bubble.butt4u 4 роки тому +24

      Adam hortian true story

    • @Jehuty999
      @Jehuty999 4 роки тому +32

      I lost my shit when he said that.

    • @extremesowhat
      @extremesowhat 4 роки тому +64

      "Why do you hate what you don't understand?"

    • @SC-sf8xt
      @SC-sf8xt 4 роки тому +1

      😅😅😅

    • @mcaddicts
      @mcaddicts 4 роки тому +3

      It's why they're beer is warm too.

  • @AimingWanderously
    @AimingWanderously Рік тому +129

    The scene where Boomhauer relates the story from his perspective and all the characters have his speech mannerisms but his speech is normal is quite possibly the best scene in the whole series, at least top 3.

  • @laserdiscisawesome1263
    @laserdiscisawesome1263 3 роки тому +454

    7:43 I love how everyone in boomhauers head talks like him but he talks normal

  • @goaway5152
    @goaway5152 3 роки тому +363

    Boomhauer trying to do that emergency call was hilarious af.

  • @TheDirtbaggrif
    @TheDirtbaggrif 2 роки тому +227

    Khan and Minh's relationship is so pure. Probably the strongest and healthiest in the series.

    • @mickygurll
      @mickygurll Рік тому +6

      They're low key my favorites

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Рік тому +9

      "....Hank Hill, you dumb redneck." 😂 Kahn and Hank's rivalry was the best.

    • @Theshen.
      @Theshen. 3 місяці тому +2

      Minh was cheating on khan, Peggy mentioned it

  • @Iheartdgd
    @Iheartdgd 4 роки тому +886

    “...sir , I’m going to need you speak slower.. I can’t understand a word you’re saying..
    “DANG...OL....MEGA LO MART!!...”

  • @btlietz
    @btlietz 4 роки тому +609

    "Soccer was invented by european ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking." Rofl pure gold

    • @inevitablelyagitated1839
      @inevitablelyagitated1839 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @joshuafouse1715
      @joshuafouse1715 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 3 роки тому +2

      this show is timeless

    • @pelybi
      @pelybi 3 роки тому

      it is clear that they have never seen historical Florentine football, invented in the XIII century. Take a look dudes.

    • @btlietz
      @btlietz 3 роки тому +4

      @@pelybi nobody cares

  • @heyleepurcell7218
    @heyleepurcell7218 2 роки тому +690

    It will never fail to amaze me that the same man that created Beavis & Butthead is the same man that created Hank Hill

    • @marlonelliot8943
      @marlonelliot8943 Рік тому +29

      Tom Andersen was the connection.

    • @brooksseverson9452
      @brooksseverson9452 Рік тому +31

      Also the same guy that created Office Space and Idiocracy

    • @menomisespeanut
      @menomisespeanut Рік тому +5

      Tails From The Tourbus too. 10/10 highly recommend

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому +15

      What do you mean? Beavis and Butthead is brilliant too.

    • @mattmorrow7777
      @mattmorrow7777 Рік тому

      And Frog Baseball

  • @trol_8889
    @trol_8889 7 років тому +606

    "Firm but with little give. Yup, these are medium rare."
    "What if somebody wants their's well done?"
    "We ask them politely and firmly to leave."

    • @talradlandheart6075
      @talradlandheart6075 4 роки тому +6

      It's likely those crazy germaphobes that request that. :p

    • @mattboyer9689
      @mattboyer9689 4 роки тому +43

      George B no it just tastes better than well done

    • @Intendman
      @Intendman 4 роки тому +8

      @@mattboyer9689 everyone has different taste s though

    • @Durva360
      @Durva360 4 роки тому +31

      @George B why would you waste perfectly good meat by cooking it well done? If I buy top tier steak and you ask for it well done I might just have to kick your ass

    • @electronbeing5473
      @electronbeing5473 4 роки тому +27

      @George B cuz it's much juicier and enjoyable to eat when it's rare. Not all this man testicle business you're dreaming about, that's just you weirdo

  • @IntenseMagic
    @IntenseMagic Рік тому +153

    Man this show just never gets old. I could see myself still loving it when I'm 40.

    • @Retarded_Cat
      @Retarded_Cat Рік тому

      The show is terrible

    • @IntenseMagic
      @IntenseMagic Рік тому +10

      @@Retarded_Cat You just don't get it.

    • @Retarded_Cat
      @Retarded_Cat Рік тому

      @@IntenseMagic what don’t I get? I like other adult cartoons. This one just sucks dude.

    • @matth227
      @matth227 Рік тому +4

      @@Retarded_Cat comedy is subjective

    • @Retarded_Cat
      @Retarded_Cat Рік тому

      @@matth227 to some extent but for the most part, it’s objective. Especially when it comes to comedy shows.

  • @JBZofficial812
    @JBZofficial812 4 роки тому +3134

    I used to hate this show. It's an absolute masterpiece however.

    • @sarenhs4535
      @sarenhs4535 4 роки тому +356

      When I was young I hated it but I recently started watching it. Is fucking amazing

    • @JBZofficial812
      @JBZofficial812 4 роки тому +28

      @@sarenhs4535 Exactly

    • @ganjaman407
      @ganjaman407 4 роки тому +283

      @@sarenhs4535 yep, as a kid, I used to think King of the Hill was so boring but, as an adult, I finally watched it and it instantly became one of my favorite shows. It's mostly dry humor, but it's hilarious when you know the characters so well 🤣

    • @stc3145
      @stc3145 4 роки тому +10

      I had never heard of it but after watching a few vidoes of it i need to watch more of it

    • @BobV97
      @BobV97 4 роки тому +41

      *It’s a grow-er, not a show-er, yes?*

  • @revkun
    @revkun 4 роки тому +406

    “Who can tell me issues effecting youth you’re age.
    Drugs and alcohol
    Depression
    They took our vending machines”
    I have never related to Bobby more

    • @sam11182
      @sam11182 3 роки тому +12

      Ah. The Micheal Obama days

    • @joeschembrie9450
      @joeschembrie9450 3 роки тому +3

      Sometimes not having a dark side makes you lonely because you can't relate to other people and they think you're superficial or repressed.

    • @mr.nobody68
      @mr.nobody68 3 роки тому +1

      YOUR

    • @rat-1567
      @rat-1567 2 роки тому +2

      But bobby protests to get rid of them 🤔

  • @exisgameplay
    @exisgameplay 3 роки тому +559

    "goddang it are those my pecan sandies?!?"
    "that was dinner 😞"
    classic

    • @HankTheTank23
      @HankTheTank23 3 роки тому +6

      Pecan sandies

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 роки тому +6

      now i want pecan sandies

    • @invadermaythe1st
      @invadermaythe1st 3 роки тому +3

      They really delivered those lines perfectly

    • @TheABElia
      @TheABElia 2 роки тому +1

      ‘Old Top’ is easily one of my favorite characters along with Hank’s Dad & Dale

    • @benjaminstacy3227
      @benjaminstacy3227 2 роки тому +2

      I love that scene, but that is the sound of a defeated man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @meatloaf0122
    @meatloaf0122 2 роки тому +129

    Dale picking up pennies gets me everytime😂

  • @gostriderblack
    @gostriderblack 4 роки тому +175

    Boomhauers version of the fire at the fire station is pure gold.
    Dang'ole GEE.

  • @Bingo_Betty
    @Bingo_Betty 4 роки тому +192

    "sure son, you can ask your mom" dale's character gets me every time lol

  • @erniebuchinski3614
    @erniebuchinski3614 2 роки тому +34

    2:50 - "Redneck boy getting busy with lawn clipping!"
    Gotta love Kahn.

  • @kingjules8744
    @kingjules8744 4 роки тому +718

    "My child is an honor student at Westview Elementary."
    _"YEAH? Well, MY child is god to BILLIONS OF ASIANS!"_

    • @MapleisCrack
      @MapleisCrack 4 роки тому +20

      What is Peggy talking about? What is the reference here? This one, in particular, is so bizarre out of context lol.

    • @TheEmpiresStrongest
      @TheEmpiresStrongest 4 роки тому +109

      Muscle Man Her son Bobby in one episode was believed to be the llama of the Buddhist monks.

    • @kingjules8744
      @kingjules8744 4 роки тому +33

      @@MapleisCrack Yeah I can only remember at the top of my head, but it was some kind of congregation with Connie's religion in the Hill's Backyard. There was this table that had these sacred item on it, and Connie was elected to pick up a pair of items for the monks. (I guess as some form of initiation test.) Bobby randomly strolled in out of nowhere and accidentally picked the right pair, leading the monks to believe that he is sacred himself.

    • @kingjules8744
      @kingjules8744 4 роки тому +1

      @pbhtllt Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
      Honestly one of the more memorable episodes out of all of them.

    • @w0rloko
      @w0rloko 4 роки тому

      @pbhtllt reminds me of "The Tao of Winnie The Pooh"

  • @jacobwright6426
    @jacobwright6426 4 роки тому +283

    “I didn’t know it was charcoal, I THOUGHT IT WAS DRUGS”- Peggy

    • @kakumee
      @kakumee 4 роки тому +4

      My favorite!!

    • @deesnutz334
      @deesnutz334 4 роки тому +3

      There's soot under my boys fingers. You don't get that from a clean-burning fuel

  • @JasonWindsor88
    @JasonWindsor88 3 роки тому +658

    The whole raccoon in the cooler bit really cracks me up, Bill shrieking when he opens the cooler, hank nearly throwing his beer at the raccoon before he reconsiders & throws loose change instead, & Dale immediately picking up Hank’s coins & later giving hank his business card for the removal of the raccoon is the cherry on top

    • @Xac.Taylor
      @Xac.Taylor 2 роки тому +13

      I die every time he calls him a little bastard in that episode🤣

    • @tsheposizwephokojoe6855
      @tsheposizwephokojoe6855 2 роки тому +4

      "My card"

    • @Xac.Taylor
      @Xac.Taylor 2 роки тому +3

      @@tsheposizwephokojoe6855 🤣

    • @ChrisCarpenter-d5e
      @ChrisCarpenter-d5e 2 роки тому

      Fury bastard!

    • @backing5284
      @backing5284 2 роки тому +2

      I missed half of what happened until I read your comment thanks 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ROGER2095
    @ROGER2095 2 роки тому +20

    My favorite Hank Hill quote:
    "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'll kick your ass!"

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 4 роки тому +1667

    Peggy is so narcissistic that she pulls out a calculator and a pen to pretend it's a Palm Pad just so she won't be outclassed by Minh. Wow.

    • @CigaretteCrayon
      @CigaretteCrayon 4 роки тому +155

      Yeah her arrogance is showcased in a lot of episodes, and she's usually due for a little comeuppance.

    • @madcat789
      @madcat789 4 роки тому +15

      @Xavier Martinez We know.
      That's why its funny to point it out.

    • @killjoykilljoy8443
      @killjoykilljoy8443 4 роки тому +12

      The dark peggy theory deals with that check it out its really interesting

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 4 роки тому +2

      killjoy killjoy
      Dark Peggy?

    • @madcat789
      @madcat789 4 роки тому +10

      @Brotato Chip I think given how Peggy acts, this is narcissism.

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 7 років тому +2444

    This is such a great show. Mainly because of how mundane the conflict always is. Here I am losing family members and family dogs to cancer and old age, and all I have to do to get away is to realize how well I reacted, compared to Hank who loses his shit over his lawn. Now that's giving the people what they want.

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 7 років тому +57

      It makes the best YTP too

    • @jollygreengamers5625
      @jollygreengamers5625 7 років тому +3

      Jaystings yeah pretty much

    • @joeydebow
      @joeydebow 7 років тому +56

      A lot of heavy shit happens on this show.

    • @jooyeon1926
      @jooyeon1926 7 років тому +34

      My grandpa who passed away loved this show, whenever i feel like crap i watch one of the cult fav shows from the 90s brings back happy memories haha this show is part of my childhood memories!

    • @derrickjones131
      @derrickjones131 7 років тому +9

      Always have to make it about you neckbeard?

  • @that_one_guy_named_rami
    @that_one_guy_named_rami 4 роки тому +613

    “I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe.” - Peggy Hill

    • @DragonHeartHisMajestyX
      @DragonHeartHisMajestyX 4 роки тому +46

      @That_One_Guy_Named_Rami "I have too many good anuses to be working in a cigar factory." - Peggy Hill

    • @MarcoGamer640Productions2012
      @MarcoGamer640Productions2012 4 роки тому +24

      She meant to say I’m so embarrassed haha, it’s translating how the judge understood it.

    • @justinwilliams5253
      @justinwilliams5253 4 роки тому +4

      @pbhtllt yup and años vs anos. Years vs anus

  • @generalians
    @generalians 2 роки тому +34

    We still quote that "firmly and yet kindly to leave" all the time at my house. Legit has the whole family in stitches every time.

  • @cenoviopereira8603
    @cenoviopereira8603 2 роки тому +113

    I love how Hank Hill is portrayed as super up-tight but he would rather throw money at a raccoon then to waste his beer. Than Dale picks up the change, that's gold.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Рік тому +6

      A handful of pennies is worth less than a decent beer, I'll tell ya hwat.

  • @adrianlowery7175
    @adrianlowery7175 4 роки тому +321

    9:44
    *in the most grisliest, raspiest voice*
    “The horror... The horror...”

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 роки тому +4

      Sounds like a Vietnam veteran after seeing his friends blown up to pieces.

    • @Woodrow512
      @Woodrow512 4 роки тому +4

      Those are the last words spoken by Kurtz, an enigmatic character of Joseph Conrad's "The heart of Darkness". Incredible book, really shows the horrors of colonization and imperialism. Would reccomend reading

    • @goofybutserious4807
      @goofybutserious4807 4 роки тому

      The only time he spoke English.

  • @NotSure109
    @NotSure109 7 років тому +422

    "Did the Soupanousenphones come through the fence?"
    "No Bobby, Khan applied the legal way. Some times the system fails us."

  • @sertorrhenclegane
    @sertorrhenclegane 2 роки тому +32

    The "I'm too fat" scene is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a TV show. You think it's going one way, only for the tables to completely turn on you.

  • @k.a.s1812
    @k.a.s1812 4 роки тому +182

    7:28 boomhaur speaking correctly

    • @Delta_4k
      @Delta_4k 4 роки тому +6

      It’s.....
      Unnatural

  • @paperbagheadofficial9542
    @paperbagheadofficial9542 4 роки тому +330

    3:14 as a Texan myself, I can confirm Hank’s words to be true

    • @PismotHello
      @PismotHello 4 роки тому +24

      As a texan, boomhauer is ME

    • @immaggiethesenilegoldenret7918
      @immaggiethesenilegoldenret7918 4 роки тому +14

      PaperBagHead Official I lived in Texas for three years, so I concur! 😂 This show really captures the vibe of Texas culture!!

    • @pyschomoon6919
      @pyschomoon6919 4 роки тому +16

      You might be texan if you understand boomhauer without any issues

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony 4 роки тому

      As a fellow Texan I can confirm it's still happening

    • @opticfloyyyd
      @opticfloyyyd 4 роки тому

      Indeed amigo

  • @nightshadehelis9821
    @nightshadehelis9821 2 роки тому +39

    I never understood Hank as a kid and laughed at how "over the top" he was as a kid. Now I'm an adult and I married and purchased my first house. Nothing in this world beats mowing my own lawn. It beats doing drugs.

    • @georgeapaton9591
      @georgeapaton9591 11 місяців тому +1

      I read that last part in Hanks voice 😂

  • @juliandavidson2409
    @juliandavidson2409 4 роки тому +224

    “Dang ol BOO man”

  • @wvman2374
    @wvman2374 7 років тому +204

    hard to believe this show premiered TWENTY years ago

  • @themikestars
    @themikestars 4 роки тому +419

    Ironic how a hamster named “puff puff” destroys dales cigarettes

    • @brikshoe6259
      @brikshoe6259 3 роки тому +6

      Oh, the master touch is when Puff Puff comes across the screen at the end treadmilling the beer can.

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 3 роки тому +2

      Let's get our "special" friend Mr. Mackey from "South Park" to weigh in here on the subject: "Cigarettes are bad, m-kay? Don't smoke cigarettes. If you do, you're a bad person, m-kay?"

    • @spockskynet
      @spockskynet 3 роки тому +1

      He didn't destroy them, just made the mountain dew infused.

    • @triciajohansen7124
      @triciajohansen7124 2 роки тому

      Needed his nicotine fix.

  • @treyowen9213
    @treyowen9213 7 років тому +633

    11:05 POCKET SAND!!

    • @brianm2881
      @brianm2881 7 років тому +37

      Sh-sh-shaaa

    • @theengineerisengiehere1517
      @theengineerisengiehere1517 7 років тому +21

      Pocket Sand.
      When times get rough, use pocket sand.
      Warning pocket sand is not a real product and therefor you cannot sue Dale. Youse when your injuring another person, cutting objects, or investing via huffing, snorting, or syringe for best results.
      May also be used to make emergency sand sculptors with pocket bucket.

    • @thatoneguysteve85
      @thatoneguysteve85 7 років тому +11

      I started watching this video telling myself if it didnt have pocket sand, it would be a lie

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 7 років тому +2

      +PocketSand Dude you are a legend

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 7 років тому

      ***** yes! Blind this som'bitch! Lol

  • @julianlopez320
    @julianlopez320 7 років тому +344

    DANG..... OL.... MEGALO-MART...

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar 2 роки тому +11

    One of my all time favorite lines of comedy is from King of the Hill.
    "How long have you been sitting there?"
    "... Forty five years."

  • @keithdimas3915
    @keithdimas3915 3 роки тому +187

    “No Bobby Con applied the Legal way, sometimes the system fails us” 😂😂😂

  • @kellyshea92
    @kellyshea92 7 років тому +142

    "Mr. Strickland I love you!"
    that shit had me rolling

    • @iamthefuss934
      @iamthefuss934 7 років тому +3

      kelly shea got to tht as I read your comment hahaha

  • @caellumwoodward
    @caellumwoodward Рік тому +43

    I couldn't stop laughing at this part at 11:04 "Pocket Sand!" LMAO! 😂

    • @josepoika5388
      @josepoika5388 Рік тому +2

      Verily, verily, I say unto you, he that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation, but hath passed from death unto life.
      This verse is from the Christian Holy Bible, and the speaker is Jesus Christ.
      My friend!
      Your sins (All bad deeds, thoughts, neglect of duty in the good things that belong to you, e.g. all wrongdoing is a sin!)
      Your debt before God has been paid, and therefore you can pray for example: God, Jesus, I am a sinner, forgive my sins, and become the Lord of my heart, and give me your Good Spirit!
      YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF GOING TO HEAVEN BUT JESUS ​​CHRIST, THE LIVING SON OF THE LIVING GOD!!

    • @sirrilo7539
      @sirrilo7539 3 місяці тому +1

      @@josepoika5388You’re probably a bot, but please stop proselytizing people in the comments.

    • @UnknownUser-fe5zu
      @UnknownUser-fe5zu 3 місяці тому +1

      It actually works very well

  • @deltaplus9k23
    @deltaplus9k23 2 роки тому +47

    7:28
    In Boomhauer's mind he is the only one who talks normally while everyone else speaks gibberish.

  • @Infinitecow
    @Infinitecow 3 роки тому +125

    Kahn singing the wrong part of the song while the other part plays in the background is way too relatable

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 роки тому +3

      Oh Mickey you so fine I wanna believe!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @peterkovach8655
    @peterkovach8655 Рік тому +1

    "Maybe you want to put a little lacquer in that varnish"

  • @gorillanipples1053
    @gorillanipples1053 4 роки тому +146

    "An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!"
    Lmao

    • @hunterrosier4426
      @hunterrosier4426 4 роки тому +1

      I saw this as soon as he said it

    • @gburyhockey9
      @gburyhockey9 3 роки тому

      rick and morty stole that joke and did it shittier

    • @Original_Qksks
      @Original_Qksks 3 роки тому

      You copy max1milly’s comment

    • @carmadme
      @carmadme 3 роки тому

      Eh I got a e in English
      I am English

  • @catalan500_8
    @catalan500_8 4 роки тому +218

    “And let the record show that Hank Hill really knows his pornography”

  • @xxExoticButterzxx
    @xxExoticButterzxx 4 роки тому +473

    That time hank tried to kill himself with a garden hose

    • @tetsusiega2
      @tetsusiega2 4 роки тому +6

      XxExoticButterzxX haven’t we all

  • @anju21sejo
    @anju21sejo 7 років тому +622

    if someone ever tries to make a King of the Hill live action movie. PLEASE, PLEASE get Mathew Mcconaughey. To play Boonhaward. I would pay yo see that.

    • @veradinx
      @veradinx 7 років тому +23

      But then who would play Rad Tibedeaux, pronounced Tibedayox-ox?

    • @imbatmanbitchh
      @imbatmanbitchh 4 роки тому +1

      Yess

    • @MTDfilms
      @MTDfilms 4 роки тому

      I volunteer as tribute

    • @jamesgarrity3532
      @jamesgarrity3532 4 роки тому +3

      “ you know it’s alright,alright,dang ol alright.”

    • @Msfriedchicken22
      @Msfriedchicken22 4 роки тому +1

      Or Brad Pitt

  • @acegrimhowli4639
    @acegrimhowli4639 4 роки тому +216

    I love New Orleans Bobby. “Lawd I’m gettin’ a touch of the vapuhs”

    • @randymarsh5088
      @randymarsh5088 4 роки тому +23

      “This flower is wilting”

    • @dollface9639
      @dollface9639 3 роки тому

      My Lawd!

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 3 роки тому +1

      The vapors is gas is farting, Bobby was announcing his farts.

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 роки тому

      I think I’ll give room service a jangle…

  • @antoniomaldonado8876
    @antoniomaldonado8876 2 роки тому +14

    2:06 This scene alone tells you the different personalities of Hank and his friends

  • @DickiMonster
    @DickiMonster 4 роки тому +509

    “Do I look like I know what a jpg is I just want a dam picture a hot dog”

  • @17vmrivas
    @17vmrivas 3 роки тому +190

    The microwave part was fkn hilarious.
    "How is that even possible?"

    • @Eclipton
      @Eclipton 3 роки тому +2

      That's a very good question. Obviously, some electrician had too much free time on his hands.

    • @johns6014
      @johns6014 3 роки тому +7

      @@Eclipton It's more likely that the room was wired by someone who didn't know what they were doing. By appearances, the outlet was wired in series with the light fixture, rather than in parallel as it should have been. Because of this, the light switch was able to open and close the circuit for that outlet. If it had been wired in parallel, the outlet would have been unaffected by the switch in the light fixture.

    • @t.namikaze8237
      @t.namikaze8237 2 роки тому +1

      @@johns6014 That still doesn't answer how the microwave starts without anyone pressing the "Start Button" on the microwave.

    • @deepfry70
      @deepfry70 2 роки тому

      @@t.namikaze8237 its a _very_ poorly designed microwave

  • @idahoandude3284
    @idahoandude3284 2 роки тому +20

    I never got the appeal of this show until I hit my twenties. It's actually a pretty wholesome show at times. Hank Hill is a top 5 favorite animated character on my all-time list.

    • @idahoandude3284
      @idahoandude3284 Рік тому

      @Bread And Circuses you know, other than all of the people who like hank hill, I think you have a point...

  • @zeppelin9776
    @zeppelin9776 4 роки тому +331

    What about:
    *Peggy in a full body cast laying in the hospital talking to hank*
    *Cotton walks in*
    Hank whadja do to yer wife, I didn't teach you that!🤣😂

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @johnbarber4549
      @johnbarber4549 3 роки тому

      Mike Judge was going to let Peggy die from that parachute jump, but changed his mind.

    • @brikshoe6259
      @brikshoe6259 3 роки тому

      Which, if you think about it, actually seems like a contradiction for Cotton's personality.

  • @StopNuclearBallisticMissle
    @StopNuclearBallisticMissle 7 місяців тому +3

    As I got older, the more I understand King of the Hill. They should bring it back.

  • @Soup0066
    @Soup0066 4 роки тому +247

    Me: *hears boomhoweir speak clearly*
    "Wait that's illegal"

    • @mr.nobody68
      @mr.nobody68 3 роки тому +5

      Boomhauer

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 роки тому +1

      I so very much need to know what episode was that and what on Earth was the context

    • @thebigturkey1039
      @thebigturkey1039 3 роки тому +1

      @@tejaswoman I don’t remember exactly what episode but the context was each of the friends stories on how they burnt down the fire station. I don’t remember how it actually went down but I remember bits and pieces of the episode.

  • @douglasvangorder2271
    @douglasvangorder2271 7 років тому +213

    _Dang. Ol. Meglo. Mart. Like BOOM man._

  • @cavernadofilme5651
    @cavernadofilme5651 3 роки тому +94

    10:27 he’s a ww2 veteran and he knows not to give a toy without batteries. Now that’s being a thoughtful person 😂

    • @AymenZero
      @AymenZero 2 роки тому

      no he's not a ww2 veteran.
      he's an average american.

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 2 роки тому +1

      @@AymenZero either way, he killed fiddy men

    • @EncIave-
      @EncIave- Рік тому +1

      ​@@AymenZerobut he is a vet

  • @elliottpaine9259
    @elliottpaine9259 2 роки тому +9

    2:14 he didnt want to throw his beer so found some coin instead!! LOL

  • @LIONAL5
    @LIONAL5 4 роки тому +83

    "Yeah man talking bout MWAHAHAHAAAA dang ol' boo! Man!"

  • @tunerimpala5658
    @tunerimpala5658 4 роки тому +72

    “Dad can I?”
    “Sure son you can ask your mom” 😂😂😂

  • @chellewill8119
    @chellewill8119 4 роки тому +65

    As many many times as I've seen these episodes, I never noticed Minh doing that nonchalant clapping for Kahn's Mickey🎵 tooo funny!!!

  • @levay8224
    @levay8224 Рік тому +14

    13:04😂😂very relatable when holding my cat while it looks at me with a blank stare

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 3 роки тому +129

    Bobby: Did the Souphanousinphone's come through the fence?
    Hank: No Bobby, Kahn applied the _legal_ way. Sometimes, the system fails us.
    LMAO, this show is such a gem.

  • @extantpoet9331
    @extantpoet9331 3 роки тому +59

    "I look like a jackass."

  • @2x_Rey
    @2x_Rey 4 роки тому +75

    Bobby: What if someone wants there's well done
    Hank: We ask them nicely but firmly to leave

  • @Cub__
    @Cub__ 2 роки тому +9

    King of the Hill was is an absolute classic, one of my favorites.. I watched as a kid.

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 3 роки тому +234

    "The Horror"
    "The Horror"
    XD XD XD

    • @devancurtis7016
      @devancurtis7016 3 роки тому +5

      💀💀💀

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 3 роки тому +4

      funnily enough, whenever i hear that line referenced, no one ever gives it the correct delivery.
      however, boomhauer does.

  • @SharikSobaka
    @SharikSobaka 3 роки тому +81

    “For God sakes Hank. Act like an adult man. And keep it down guys, will you. I am trying to get through an article on vintage camaros and I’ve been on the same dang page for 20 minutes.”

    • @bodie12333
      @bodie12333 3 роки тому +5

      That part was hilarious, where everyone was talking like boomhauer normally talks.

  • @lacriaturadekentucky
    @lacriaturadekentucky 10 місяців тому +2

    "If it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
    Man, if Hank Hill was a public speaker, and spoke out against global warming, the world wouldn't be threatened by climate change

  • @westwhales5320
    @westwhales5320 7 років тому +482

    The one show Conservatives and Liberals can love together.

    • @SebastianGonzalez-cf1jl
      @SebastianGonzalez-cf1jl 4 роки тому +20

      West Whales hell yeah

    • @kris-wj3wj
      @kris-wj3wj 4 роки тому +4

      @Richard Magsig ooOOOHHH can't wait for you to change the world by doing jack shit man! lmao

  • @colina1330
    @colina1330 4 роки тому +42

    "Remember that time we had breakfast for dinner?"
    "Never again."

  • @ian5420
    @ian5420 4 роки тому +50

    Everyone wants to talk about gun control but nobody talks about the most dangerous weapon of all...
    *POCKET SAND*

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab 4 роки тому +3

      Oi, you got a license for that _sand?_

  • @indicatoker420
    @indicatoker420 2 роки тому +41

    This show is amazing. I just love it. Despite all the differences they have, they're just human. The Hank is an anagram for Khan gives it away a lot. They have their differences but are alike in many ways. Hank tries to push bobby into sports and it does not work whatsoever, Khan pushes Connie into studying and learning the violin which obviously works. Hank represents our obsession with fuels (propane being the metaphor) while Khan represents our obsession with materialistic stuff.
    I could say loads about this show. Like how Dale would approve of Bobby if he was his son, and hank would approve of Joseph if he was his son.
    Unhealthy sex lives and emotion repression is a big thing in the show.
    It's very well put together.

    • @josepoika5388
      @josepoika5388 Рік тому

      Verily, verily, I say unto you, he that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation, but hath passed from death unto life.
      This verse is from the Christian Holy Bible, and the speaker is Jesus Christ.
      My friend!
      Your sins (All bad deeds, thoughts, neglect of duty in the good things that belong to you, e.g. all wrongdoing is a sin!)
      Your debt before God has been paid, and therefore you can pray for example: God, Jesus, I am a sinner, forgive my sins, and become the Lord of my heart, and give me your Good Spirit!
      YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF GOING TO HEAVEN BUT JESUS ​​CHRIST, THE LIVING SON OF THE LIVING GOD!!