The Best of Dale Gribble

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  • @gamedev7088
    @gamedev7088 Рік тому +2487

    Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick. You gave us a memorable character.

    • @Yomomma1467
      @Yomomma1467 Рік тому +19

      Should feel proud, you’re the first one, rip dale

    • @bighand1530
      @bighand1530 Рік тому +9

      He will be missed

    • @dawildpep
      @dawildpep Рік тому +17

      Pouring out some Mountain Dew for ol’ rusty Shackleford, the big D.. RIP dude

    • @chonsly
      @chonsly Рік тому +9

      Shit. I just looked up best dale gribble moments. Didn’t know this happened till reading this comment. rip 🪦.

    • @davidchynoweth4007
      @davidchynoweth4007 Рік тому +2

      @@Yomomma1467yup 😢

  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 Рік тому +1337

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. A good guy who gave the perfect voice to a character that brought us all laughs. You’re a real legend, and I hope that you and Dale never run out of pocket sand to throw in peoples faces.

  • @BlueJimmie48Fan
    @BlueJimmie48Fan Рік тому +491

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. Thank you for voicing a legend. 😔🕊️🙏

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 5 років тому +7778

    Dale is the kind of guy who uses the wrong math equation and still somehow gets the right answer.

    • @psychicjellyfish9466
      @psychicjellyfish9466 4 роки тому +304

      In Social Studies

    • @teteteteta2548
      @teteteteta2548 4 роки тому +109

      @@psychicjellyfish9466 5th grade social studies

    • @ObiTrev
      @ObiTrev 4 роки тому +141

      They say a broken clock is right twice a day.
      I say, it doesn't matter how many times you're wrong as long as you're wrong in even numbers.

    • @hankhill1191
      @hankhill1191 3 роки тому +38

      dang it Dale, I can't believe you added me into your video without my permission

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk 3 роки тому +27

      @@hankhill1191 I’d say the lack of a profile pic lessens the impact but honestly hank probably would forget (or not care to know) to set one

  • @mylifefortheoldfish
    @mylifefortheoldfish 9 років тому +4536

    "I can't die on my first mission, it's bad for business!" would honestly make a pretty awesome cheesy 80s action movie line.

  • @Jigolopuff
    @Jigolopuff Рік тому +472

    RIP to a legend who was a part of our childhoods.

  • @rorymorrison6014
    @rorymorrison6014 5 років тому +3215

    Dale we’re stealing a news van!
    It’s the perfect crime, how will they report it!

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 3 роки тому +48

      Giblet-head.....

    • @wool578
      @wool578 3 роки тому +11

      Giblet-head.....

    • @itsyourmemelord2378
      @itsyourmemelord2378 3 роки тому +8

      Giblet-head...

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 2 роки тому +10

      i love how he's always just down for anything since he trusts his friends and family so much. He'd literally kill for Joseph or Nancy.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +3

      Giblet-head...

  • @justinlynch3
    @justinlynch3 5 років тому +5506

    "Pocket Sand!" is one of the simplest yet funniest jokes. lol

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 5 років тому +71

      P o C k E t S a N d

    • @RetroAsbestos
      @RetroAsbestos 4 роки тому +16

      @@bmstylee BALLS OFF MY FACE and then we can go to the store

    • @Luna-vt2ys
      @Luna-vt2ys 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/qo9gRI4aPKA/v-deo.html

    • @rustyshackleford9452
      @rustyshackleford9452 4 роки тому +58

      How dare you say one of my quotes

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 4 роки тому +13

      Literally the best 😂

  • @dookeland8
    @dookeland8 2 роки тому +1136

    Dale might have a few screws loose, but he always treated Nancy like a Queen and raised Joseph extremely well. He’s overall a great guy.

    • @steeldriver1776
      @steeldriver1776 Рік тому +119

      @benadryl cabbagepatch He worked as a triple agent and a bug terminator. He also had a massive stash of dew and cigs.

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte Рік тому +21

      ​@@steeldriver1776 They couldn't even afford a $5000 surgery. Given her job, if he was making any money they would have been able to afford that. He doesn't even make a living wage.

    • @steeldriver1776
      @steeldriver1776 Рік тому

      @@rosesweetcharlotte You're disrupting the irony and sarcasm by confusing a cartoon with real life problems. Be gone wench. We have no need of you.

    • @amunago080
      @amunago080 Рік тому +98

      Well she cheated on him for years so I'll still lean in his corner.

    • @funkymonkey2k425
      @funkymonkey2k425 Рік тому +27

      @benadrylcabbagepatchgood thing he didn't treat her like a queen considering what she was doing behind his back

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 5 років тому +7577

    You left out the absolute greatest Dale Gribble line. It's from the episode where Joseph fires an arrow at a panda, John Redcorn catches it, then Dale tries to hand Joseph a gun and says, "he won't catch a bullet."

  • @introvertedwifi4818
    @introvertedwifi4818 5 років тому +2220

    I love how dale switches to "realistic idiot" to "comic book villain"

  • @Silenthero66
    @Silenthero66 Рік тому +190

    No point in bringing the show back now. The best part of the whole show, this man's performance, and now he's gone. RIP Johnny Hardwick. Rest in peace Dale you absolute legend.

    • @spencersdh1
      @spencersdh1 Рік тому +27

      Johnny Hardwick had already recorded several episodes for the reboot before he passed. I don't think it would be fair to his memory if that work were to never see the light of day. I imagine those episodes will air, even if they have to write his character out off screen.

    • @ottagol1985
      @ottagol1985 Рік тому +5

      @@spencersdh1 Plus, there's already a great soundalike in Jayden Libran.

    • @Uzdefized
      @Uzdefized Рік тому +4

      Nah their rebooting it already and we all need it. Plus Johnny Hardwick already recorded episodes.

  • @ItsRokaze
    @ItsRokaze 8 років тому +2850

    "Boooo I am a high priced Washington lobbyist peddling influence, who wants candy?"

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 5 років тому +124

      A very accurate portrayal

    • @lennyjudd123
      @lennyjudd123 5 років тому +100

      Honestly, probably one of the funniest jokes KOTH ever made but thats almost impossible to say because god dam does this show have some bangers

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 5 років тому +72

      One of those jokes that flew over my head as a kid, but can now get a chuckle out of as an adult.

    • @jasmineduran6731
      @jasmineduran6731 5 років тому +5

      Ryokoon **gasps** scary! 😱😨

    • @Asteroidmining1111
      @Asteroidmining1111 4 роки тому +14

      My deeewwww !

  • @Jutleyfication
    @Jutleyfication 5 років тому +6524

    Dale: What are you looking at?
    Elderly Couple: Your fly is down
    Dale: It’s my yard
    What a power move

  • @MiggyRules
    @MiggyRules Рік тому +270

    Johnny Hardwick who provided the voice of Dale sadly passed away today at age 64, so let’s watch always the best of Dale. #RIPDaleGribble

    • @SK-rs1hu
      @SK-rs1hu Рік тому +3

      Rusty shakleford's probably doing fine tho, right? 😢

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy 8 років тому +5014

    "we live in texas. it's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets 1 degree hotter i'm gonna kick your ass!"

    • @tito1rocks
      @tito1rocks 8 років тому +327

      I'd kick his ass too. way too fuckin hot in Texas

    • @JohnSmith-qw1fg
      @JohnSmith-qw1fg 8 років тому +104

      I relate to this line so much

    • @1survivor566
      @1survivor566 8 років тому +32

      I lmfao everytime I see that clip lol

    • @davidh.2377
      @davidh.2377 8 років тому +191

      I said this exact line when my right-wing cousin was asking me why I believed in climate change.

    • @j.m.s.5901
      @j.m.s.5901 4 роки тому +15

      go longhorns

  • @UniteForgetLeftRight
    @UniteForgetLeftRight 8 років тому +6315

    I would watch a Dale Gribble spinoff.

  • @epiccarrot88
    @epiccarrot88 Рік тому +130

    Rest in peace legend. Thank you for being a huge part of my childhood

  • @Zimeatsgirswaffles
    @Zimeatsgirswaffles 4 роки тому +2256

    Hank: "Dale, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
    Dale: *sniffs a cloth covered in chloroform* "you wouldn't hit an unconscious man" *faints*

    • @scottromig7633
      @scottromig7633 3 роки тому +118

      And chloroform takes several minutes to actually knock someone out, so either Dale was faking it or he took a whiff of something even stronger

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk 3 роки тому +90

      @@scottromig7633 damn good chance for either, my moneys on the “something stronger”.

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 2 роки тому +19

      *unconscious maaaaa--(thump!)

    • @Babidi111
      @Babidi111 2 роки тому +5

      @@scottromig7633 wait it takes minutse to kick in, i thought it was used on clothes to like stealth knock guys out....

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 2 роки тому +16

      @@scottromig7633
      Dale has strong poison resistance so it was likely something stronger

  • @BasePuma4007
    @BasePuma4007 5 років тому +2160

    I love the one part where John Redcorn is sneaking through Dale's yard to leave and Dale sees him and says "John Redcorn, quit playin with my mower and get back inside and massage my wife!"

    • @thepayne7862
      @thepayne7862 4 роки тому +352

      Yup and john says something to nancy along the line of "he's taking some of the fun out of this."

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 4 роки тому +124

      @@thepayne7862 considering dale always knew since he wiretaps his house phone the fun was always taken out

    • @christopherlithgo2600
      @christopherlithgo2600 4 роки тому +66

      @@TheRealRusDaddy yeah he admits it in an episode and let's it continue too keep his wife happy

    • @henrymcbark7337
      @henrymcbark7337 3 роки тому +22

      @@christopherlithgo2600 Wait really? I got to know. Wait was it implied he knew or it was clear he knew?

    • @christopherlithgo2600
      @christopherlithgo2600 3 роки тому +27

      @@henrymcbark7337 it's in an episode can't remember which one but its one after they became friends and he breaks up with nancy

  • @DPV2012
    @DPV2012 Рік тому +181

    Rest in peace johnny hardwick (the person who voices dale), you will be lived as dale in heaven forever

  • @beybladegeekusa7340
    @beybladegeekusa7340 8 років тому +2498

    "we'll grow oranges in alaska" that line

    • @DeLaCrack
      @DeLaCrack 5 років тому +128

      If it gets one degree hotter, im gonna kick your ass

    • @sincerelysarcastic1494
      @sincerelysarcastic1494 5 років тому +28

      Franc Von Villion ugh, what in gods name is that thumping sound,?

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 5 років тому +33

      "See what Butros Butros Golly Golly thinks about that..."

    • @kerrej213
      @kerrej213 4 роки тому +40

      “Dale, You Giblet Head”

    • @reggiemoses3898
      @reggiemoses3898 2 роки тому +7

      We live in Texas

  • @jdoyle247
    @jdoyle247 5 років тому +2548

    “Gribble! This fish is frozen!”
    “I caught it that’s my position.”
    Lolz

    • @bud7707
      @bud7707 5 років тому +1

      Jack Doyle best line

    • @PilotAwe
      @PilotAwe 4 роки тому +11

      Possession

    • @AuburnTigers111
      @AuburnTigers111 4 роки тому +13

      Dale you gibblet head why did you give the judge a frozen fish?! I had a coupon.

    • @PilotAwe
      @PilotAwe 4 роки тому +2

      @KDC RunThat I don't fish, I hunt so thats very probable

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 2 роки тому +4

      @@PilotAwe No, "position," as in his legal position for the purpose of the case. It was an episode where they had to prove Hank bought crack on accident thinking it was fish bait.

  • @cronagorgon1032
    @cronagorgon1032 Рік тому +104

    Rest in peace you absolute legend

  • @Eazyism
    @Eazyism 4 роки тому +1523

    One of the most well-done characters in cartoon history.

  • @hifijohn
    @hifijohn 5 років тому +902

    He can make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.

    • @leaveowits
      @leaveowits 4 роки тому +56

      You can also make a Machine Gun with some glue, an AR-15 and glitter.

    • @evan-qq6qd
      @evan-qq6qd 4 роки тому +22

      Sir_Leaveowits_Da_1st Did you know you can make a fire gun with a flamethrower, some duct tape, and a pistol?

    • @AsukaLangleyS02
      @AsukaLangleyS02 4 роки тому +7

      @@leaveowits What good is a machine gun if it's not automatic?

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un 4 роки тому +2

      Deus Vult to not use a ton of bullets

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un 4 роки тому

      Legionary you have a point there. I don’t know how say this smoothly so here goes. Fuck the NCR

  • @chrisandrew9840
    @chrisandrew9840 Рік тому +65

    RIP Johnny Hardwick - voice of Dale Gribble. I'm gonna remember these lines for the rest of my life, Dale was one of the funniest characters ever.

  • @judgedredd8657
    @judgedredd8657 5 років тому +660

    Are you paranoid? "Who wants to know?"

  • @jackpyrope6641
    @jackpyrope6641 5 років тому +2422

    "If it gets one degree hotter, Im going to kick your ass", didint know Bill Nye got his inspiration from KOTH

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 5 років тому +6

      ???

    • @yukimarusword
      @yukimarusword 5 років тому +129

      Too bad Bill Nye isn't a real scientist and is a puppet.

    • @mmmgoose2252
      @mmmgoose2252 5 років тому +11

      Hank hill is a legend

    • @innerpeaceatrest3193
      @innerpeaceatrest3193 5 років тому +23

      @@yukimarusword i mean the man did go to university.

    • @mythicize2351
      @mythicize2351 5 років тому +79

      @@innerpeaceatrest3193 doesn't make someone a scientist he's a fearmongering actor

  • @ginagonzalez7492
    @ginagonzalez7492 Рік тому +25

    In memory of Johnny hardwick 1958-2023 💐 there will never be another dale gribble

  • @broden4838
    @broden4838 9 років тому +778

    My dew! My cigarettes! Noooooooo!

    • @KxYxS666
      @KxYxS666 5 років тому +22

      Sums up my life

    • @Asteroidmining1111
      @Asteroidmining1111 4 роки тому +33

      How could you do this to me puff puff ?

    • @x23Megan23x
      @x23Megan23x 4 роки тому +5

      Puff puff why :/

    • @XJonAye
      @XJonAye Рік тому +3

      ​@@Asteroidmining1111 😊😊😊pop
      Edit: my phone goes off in my pocket sometimes

    • @gilpetperdon9831
      @gilpetperdon9831 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @MattMooresEyebrows
    @MattMooresEyebrows 5 років тому +767

    When Bill says "I even got a nickname, William" I die

    • @melodyconte
      @melodyconte 5 років тому +32

      He stole the whole video from Dale with that line. 😂

    • @cheriblossom983
      @cheriblossom983 5 років тому +16

      UNDERWEAR MONEY FAT

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 роки тому

      @@melodyconte well these clips are stolen originally from obviously koth.

    • @nelladeraj
      @nelladeraj 4 роки тому +3

      Rewinded that part 20 times, still cryin😂😭

    • @Skrulzie
      @Skrulzie Рік тому +2

      ​@@shadysam7161 Wow. No way. I had no idea these clips were from King of the Hill. You must be the President of No Shit Sherlock Inc. 😑

  • @TwoDelic
    @TwoDelic Рік тому +49

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. Legendary performance.

  • @phire
    @phire 9 років тому +977

    Dale you giblet head.

    • @sincerelysarcastic1494
      @sincerelysarcastic1494 5 років тому +8

      IGIstar 01 ugh, what in gods name is that thumping sound?

    • @elliotttafel578
      @elliotttafel578 4 роки тому

      If you were gonna cheat, why the hell did you buy a frozen bass?

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 4 роки тому +723

    Best Dale Gribble quote: It's when Hank is scared of propane due to a near death experience...he tries to grill steaks and ended up throwing them over the fence. Steak lands in Dales yard, Dale sees it...bends down, touches it and licks his finger: "Hmmmmm.....gobbits of meat from the _skyyyy...._ "

    • @Maestro-gh2ei
      @Maestro-gh2ei 3 роки тому +18

      Doesn't taste like buckley

    • @scallie6462
      @scallie6462 3 роки тому +4

      Gobbitts is not a word you ever here in the States, very peculiar choice.

    • @bendover6272
      @bendover6272 3 роки тому +19

      @@scallie6462 Dale is a very peculiar person.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +4

      I love that he doesn't even mention it but we all know he thinks it's part of a government conspiracy

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Рік тому

      @@JacobKinsleytrue

  • @zero3killamike
    @zero3killamike Рік тому +36

    R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick.
    Dale Gribble; easily one of my favorite cartoon characters, or sitcom characters for that matter.

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 8 років тому +637

    "What're you lookin at?"
    "Your fly is down."
    "....... it's my yard!"
    (puts on sunglasses) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 4 роки тому +249

    5:58
    I love in this episode his escape plan is to just chloroform himself

  • @williamcooper007
    @williamcooper007 Рік тому +43

    Rest in peace Johnny. Thank you for the memories and the laughs. 😭

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 4 роки тому +185

    9:15 LMAO
    "This course...is the feces produced when _shame_ eats too much _stupidity!_ "
    Can we just appreciate that this was such a highbrow takedown for someone like Dale

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya 4 роки тому +323

    "As slim and white as the cigarette he so boldly enjoyed."

  • @josecabrera7090
    @josecabrera7090 Рік тому +34

    Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick
    Thank you for voicing an awesome and hilarious character.

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 9 років тому +560

    Dale is kind of right about the peanuts. Peanut allergy related-deaths practically skyrocketed since the invention of peanut-based products.

    • @fridalig7283
      @fridalig7283 4 роки тому +45

      @masakasamaactually that's a pretty solid theory. It's theorized that misinformed western doctors recommending avoidance of possible allergens such as peanuts caused more and more of our population to have immune systems that can't recognize it as a non-threat, hence why more of us are allergic. On the other side, it is noted that rates of peanut allergies are drastically lower in countries that have more peanut based snacks for babies and toddlers such as India.

    • @littletechn8175
      @littletechn8175 2 роки тому +15

      @@fridalig7283 There's also a theory that it could actually be that our immune system is "bored" in countries that are over developed, and it ends up just attacking things because it thinks it has to.

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 2 роки тому +5

      There's blood on your hands, Carver!

    • @rustyshacklefordrefined5756
      @rustyshacklefordrefined5756 2 роки тому +6

      Not gonna lie, I actually thought his theory about that was genius. Evolution right?

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +5

      @@littletechn8175 that doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about the immune system to dispute it

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 5 років тому +2000

    Who's Dale Gribble? I only saw Rusty Shackleford.

    • @davidrichardson6749
      @davidrichardson6749 5 років тому +14

      Hey deputy Martin mayor of big daddys pizza

    • @gabrielvoth8811
      @gabrielvoth8811 5 років тому +21

      Where'd you see me

    • @Skootroot
      @Skootroot 5 років тому +27

      Rusty Shackleford at 0:00 - 14:16

    • @gabrielvoth8811
      @gabrielvoth8811 4 роки тому +20

      @LᗩᑎDO LᗩᑎD Fix it again Tony

    • @swandive828
      @swandive828 4 роки тому +37

      I used the name rusty shackleford whenever i have to give my name at a coffee shop or waiting room... noone ever caught onto it except one time at a restaurant when the hostess anounced my name over the PA she added "sha shaaaaah" afterwards and i fucking lost it.

  • @ratchetexperience8379
    @ratchetexperience8379 Рік тому +54

    Just heard of his passing. RIP Legend

  • @mrturtletail3945
    @mrturtletail3945 4 роки тому +225

    When Dale puts a "I Love NY" bumper sticker on Hank's truck lamo!

  • @zeppelin9776
    @zeppelin9776 4 роки тому +400

    Where's the clip where hes polishing his turtle with turtle wax and before leaving the room asks the turtle for a kiss, then after the turtle retreats in its shell Dake squints at it and says "I can destroy you ."

    • @mr.mayonnaise2095
      @mr.mayonnaise2095 3 роки тому +9

      Dang thats one of my favorites 😂

    • @someoneelsedoit8706
      @someoneelsedoit8706 3 роки тому +24

      Don’t forget, later on during a flood he taped a cigarette onto the turtle and says, “Come back when you’ve planted more” and frees the turtle

  • @BriarBrookbank
    @BriarBrookbank Рік тому +9

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. Thank for you all the laughs.

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 4 роки тому +160

    1:24 - "C'mere, I'm gonna kick yer ass!"
    "No!"
    _"I'm gonna kick it harder if ya don't come over here!"_

    • @e-mvids1212
      @e-mvids1212 3 роки тому +8

      LMFAOOO

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 роки тому +2

      @@e-mvids1212
      1:30 barefoot 🦶🏾
      1:50 finally has boots 🥾
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 8 років тому +750

    9:16 My all time favorite Dale rant. Bill deserved it that time.

    • @kyleshiflet7932
      @kyleshiflet7932 5 років тому +28

      My favorite dale rant to

    • @indigowolf4832
      @indigowolf4832 5 років тому +8

      What episode is that from?

    • @rag3ac334
      @rag3ac334 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @Kicksno1fan
      @Kicksno1fan 4 роки тому +26

      Indigo Wolf
      season 9 episode 15, it aint over till the fat neighbor sings

    • @thoughtfuldevil6069
      @thoughtfuldevil6069 4 роки тому +15

      I saw this episode when it was new, and I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.

  • @Disciple_of_Cthulhu
    @Disciple_of_Cthulhu Рік тому +19

    Rest in peace, John Hardwick.

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 9 років тому +791

    Should've had the scene where he was buying uranium from the Russian guy and he could actually speak the language.

    • @DuckBilledAtheist
      @DuckBilledAtheist 5 років тому +88

      It's been shown more than once that he can speak Russian

    • @charlieapples9373
      @charlieapples9373 5 років тому +23

      Дейл Гриббл не связан с КГБ. Он смущает Америку.

    • @theepicricemaker6611
      @theepicricemaker6611 5 років тому +32

      WAIT THAT'S A THING HOLY SHIT

    • @Flashbek87
      @Flashbek87 4 роки тому +8

      As a guy from Russia I would’ve say his russian weak

    • @Melissa0774
      @Melissa0774 4 роки тому +70

      @@Flashbek87 I think it's funny that a guy like him took the time to learn any Russian at all, even if it isn't very good. Did you ever see the episode where he was driving the army tank and he said he knew how to do it because he learned Russian just so he could read the tank instruction manual?

  • @LeetMasterAce
    @LeetMasterAce 4 роки тому +184

    "It's a little stupid, Dale."
    Gets me every time.

  • @sebastienholmes548
    @sebastienholmes548 Рік тому +9

    RIP Johnny hardwick. You'll always be our favorite giblet head.

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 9 років тому +735

    TFW you realize you are living Dale's life.

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 2 роки тому +192

    Hank has way too much patience to deal with pretty much all of his friends. Dale and Bill basically share about 5 braincells between them and Boomhauer goes along with them because he has nothing better to do.

    • @fallingskies8991
      @fallingskies8991 Рік тому +18

      5 brain cells feels too generous

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 Рік тому +8

      At least Boomhauer is reliable.

    • @CountlessPWNZ
      @CountlessPWNZ Рік тому +12

      boomhauer is an undercover texas ranger. weather or not he is keeping tabs on those buffoons or not is up to debate.

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 Рік тому +2

      @@CountlessPWNZ probably just Dale

  • @Soldatus_Crafts
    @Soldatus_Crafts 3 роки тому +298

    11:18 - Honestly, that broke my heart that when he was a little child, he didn’t have anyone to hang out with. That made me cry.

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner 3 роки тому +47

      Or the episode where a young Dale started eating bugs because it was the only way other kids would pay attention to him

    • @malfaroangel3896
      @malfaroangel3896 3 роки тому +23

      Issue is it’s a plot hole. There two other flashbacks that show him with Hank and his friends. Then another where he’s at his birthday party with kids there.

    • @AllenGray47
      @AllenGray47 3 роки тому +45

      @@malfaroangel3896 he might have just had a weird kid phase where no one hung out for a while

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk 3 роки тому +43

      @@malfaroangel3896 or he was lonely that particular day. friends aren’t always available and let’s be honest, dale gets obsessive when things aren’t the same. Could just as easily have been a day where Hank and the rest were at home sick or away with their parents. (Or wasn’t talking to them at this point for whatever dale reason)

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +4

      I think Dale and hank and the others made friends later in life through their parents

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 4 роки тому +74

    3:49 I just realized Dale cataloged his kegs. "Dew, Mountain" 😂

  • @martinlee1179
    @martinlee1179 Рік тому +25

    RIP Johnny Hardwick (1959-2023)

  • @sassysasquatch2722
    @sassysasquatch2722 5 років тому +165

    "This chorus is the faece's produced when shame eats too much stupidity" that is gold.

  • @crazycatlady9856
    @crazycatlady9856 5 років тому +83

    The deadpan humor of Dale is so perfect.
    (Bill falls and runs away crying)
    'Ding!'
    Dale: cookies!

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 Рік тому +20

    Sad news: John Hardwick (the voice of Dale Gribble) died today. Thank you for gifting us one of the best adult shows of all time. You will never be forgotten. 😊

  • @featherstorm6082
    @featherstorm6082 5 років тому +491

    "Didn't you think Peggy might be worried you being gone so long."
    "I called her."
    "Yeah, well!"

    • @michaelsmalley9755
      @michaelsmalley9755 4 роки тому +17

      I read your comment at the exact time Bill said that line.

  • @garyevans3421
    @garyevans3421 3 роки тому +124

    It’s been years since I saw it, but I liked the episode when they got beat at a paintball match by teenagers and decided they needed to study their opposition. Dale approached some teens eating at an outdoor table. He was wearing his pest control uniform and sprayed them with pesticide. When they complained, he wrote down in a notebook, teens hate people in authority! 😂

  • @Garrus1995
    @Garrus1995 Рік тому +9

    The man who gifted us with this wonderful voice has gone to the alley in the sky. Rest in peace, Johnny Hardwick.

  • @H.V.C_Shino
    @H.V.C_Shino 4 роки тому +110

    Dude this voice acting is amazing

  • @LionManatic
    @LionManatic 9 років тому +261

    Dale is like the adult version of Daffy Duck lol, man I miss this show.

  • @thefakestbrandon
    @thefakestbrandon Рік тому +22

    God Rest Johnny Hardwick's soul. He voiced one of my favorite characters in animation.

  • @flukislucas
    @flukislucas 8 років тому +113

    "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
    "Your fly is open"
    "......... its MY yard."
    Hahaha amazing

  • @HunterShows
    @HunterShows 9 років тому +570

    Ah, they killed you too soon, King of the Hill.

    • @ilovedragons
      @ilovedragons 9 років тому +1

      +HunterShows Mmmhmm

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 8 років тому

      *****
      Yeah.

    • @GoodMorningUSA1
      @GoodMorningUSA1 8 років тому +37

      "Too soon"
      13 seasons
      THIRTEEN seasons
      are you an idiot

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 8 років тому +43

      YoloSwag I watched every episode and was ready for more character developments. Why, are you an idiot?

    • @robertbaratheon2193
      @robertbaratheon2193 8 років тому +2

      +YoloSwag nice profile name, idiot.

  • @jaylene.turner6524
    @jaylene.turner6524 Рік тому +7

    R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick.
    Thank you for the laughs with
    your character Dale Gribble.

  • @soarinskies1105
    @soarinskies1105 3 роки тому +78

    I love Dales character development throughout this show.

  • @floopismcfloorpus4396
    @floopismcfloorpus4396 3 роки тому +563

    I personally like to think that Dale started the “5G causes Corona” conspiracy theory

    • @sprolyborn2554
      @sprolyborn2554 3 роки тому +40

      worst part is, that conspiracy was propagated to discredit the actual deleterious effects 5G has by having people make a link between the false accusation of it causing corona and anyone raising questions about 5G. Consider the phenomenon of seabirds dropping dead on deck when they fly too close to the transmitter of a warship's radar. For instance, the radar that was present on the USS Missouri operates at 10Ghz. 5G can cover anywhere from 3Ghz to 60...yes, the bird receiving a huge blast of EM from the transmitter at close proximity is different but it makes one think about what gradual longtime exposure could do if a short blast will kill. Bring this up however and you'd be met with "you're one of them that thinks 5g causes corona arent you?" which is by design. i suppose you could also draw parallels to atomic radiation exposure whereas an intense blast will kill you within a couple hours but exposure to a low power source over time will give you cancer in 10 years. Now if you REALLY want to go down the rabbit hole, for Americans, Social Security will not be there due to the program projected to go bankrupt by about the time when Millenials and Zoomers reach retirement age despite having paid into it their whole lives. One would think that would lead to ALOT of pissed off people demanding money the country wont have. A good way around this would be some method of lowering the average life expectancy to oh lets say "retirement age". Suddenly being unable to support these future old americans doesnt matter if they're dead or if enough of them die off before they can start collecting that the burden on the system is lessened to a point it just might handle it thereby keeping the populace pacified.

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 3 роки тому +34

      @@sprolyborn2554 so instead of the "5G caused corona" crowd, you're part of the "corona was caused by the government to cover up 5G crowd"?
      Wow. And here I thought we _already_ reached peak stupidity. But internet comments never cease to amaze.

    • @sprolyborn2554
      @sprolyborn2554 3 роки тому +19

      @@ShermTank7272 that was the extent of your reading comprehension? you've done exactly what i've already mentioned has happened. corona has shit all to do with any of this but you did the mental gymnastics necessary to link me to it just as they want you to. my gripe is with the constant exposure to wavelengths that in more intense doses are LETHAL TO LIFE. chronic exposure to lower intensity doses of this same source will have the same effects on a person that chronic exposure to low intensity sources of radiation would. the lowering of a persons life expectancy. we live too long and thus we burden the system they have set up too much. they cant just come out and say "you guys live too long. you need to hurry up and die already. preferably a month or so after you retire and are no longer of use to us." so they need to be underhanded about it.

    • @evanjohnson8418
      @evanjohnson8418 3 роки тому +19

      @@sprolyborn2554 Constant exposure to wavelengths is bad huh... should we just not go outside? There’s UV radiation out there 👻👻

    • @spartanforce7
      @spartanforce7 3 роки тому +12

      @@sprolyborn2554 TL; DR. Caught the part about warship radar, though. Just so happens I'm in the Navy. It's actually the radio antennas that kill birds. They put out enough radiation to cook a grown man in a fraction of a second, so we have to cut them off whenever we have men working aloft.

  • @TheCanoxd
    @TheCanoxd Рік тому +15

    Rest in Peace, Johnny Hardwick. Your voice practically gave Dale so much life and I doubt anyone else could have done it as amazingly as you. May you rest well and if any demons try to pull you down, hit 'em with the pocket sand!

  • @billnumber3324
    @billnumber3324 5 років тому +288

    The other clip I would have included is "You don't know who I am, but I know where you live."

    • @Luna-vt2ys
      @Luna-vt2ys 4 роки тому +10

      Bill Number3 even after peggy goes “hello dale”

    • @greyerbaby3323
      @greyerbaby3323 4 роки тому

      @@Luna-vt2ys 😂😂😂

    • @johnbarber4549
      @johnbarber4549 4 роки тому +3

      Oh, hi Hank, could you put Peggy on?.

  • @mrturtletail3945
    @mrturtletail3945 4 роки тому +137

    Any scene where Hank and Dale are together is guaranteed gold

  • @kleinerhalflife
    @kleinerhalflife Рік тому +12

    Dale will always be my favorite character in KOTH.
    Rest in peace, Johnny.

  • @JazzyAnasazi
    @JazzyAnasazi 9 років тому +281

    POCKET SAND!!

  • @XFry333X
    @XFry333X 8 років тому +247

    George Washington Carver weaponized peanuts. Man I miss this show.

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 5 років тому +20

      He could have. Look at how many people have peanut allergies now. When I was a kid, peanut allergies were extremely rare if not non existant.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 4 роки тому +6

      @@jcrowley1985 Yeah that's because kids just broke out into hives or died and nobody knew why. Are you that dense?

    • @jamesbond9975
      @jamesbond9975 4 роки тому +4

      Personally I blame elephants. Greedy SOBs.

  • @Tobias-Lupin
    @Tobias-Lupin Рік тому +13

    Rest in Peace Mr.Hardwick, thanks for all the memories

  • @ClaerisGames
    @ClaerisGames 8 років тому +963

    King of the Hill is the best anime

    • @yucatansuckaman5726
      @yucatansuckaman5726 5 років тому +20

      King of the hill isnt anime

    • @vinnycarothers4740
      @vinnycarothers4740 5 років тому +40

      @@yucatansuckaman5726 r/woooosh

    • @captbluntman
      @captbluntman 5 років тому +12

      @@yucatansuckaman5726ahem animation I rest my case your honor

    • @batfang25animations39
      @batfang25animations39 4 роки тому +27

      But does it beat the manga?

    • @chingguskhan8774
      @chingguskhan8774 4 роки тому +31

      My favorite part of the manga is when hank uses jajanken on john redcorn because he was caught using charcoal instead of propane, causing hank's condition to be activated, becoming dark hank

  • @AgentMacklinFBI
    @AgentMacklinFBI 8 років тому +93

    I feel like all of us have a little bit of Dale Gribble in all of us.

    • @THahhhh
      @THahhhh 8 років тому +4

      but not you tad strange

    • @epiccarrot88
      @epiccarrot88 2 роки тому +3

      When you're younger, you laugh at Dale for being an idiot. When you get older, you realise the dark truths of society essentially broke his mental state and made him paranoid of everything.

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Рік тому

      @@epiccarrot88yeah

  • @Tdope768
    @Tdope768 9 років тому +217

    5:57 Five Nights at Dale's

    • @XTD74
      @XTD74 9 років тому +2

      lol I see it

    • @ceeway0127
      @ceeway0127 5 років тому +3

      Lol someone needs to make that

    • @MasonKLutz
      @MasonKLutz 5 років тому +6

      No five nights at freddie's game: new button, easy way out, (huff chloriphorme and say you'll never catch Dale Grib-)

    • @noviews65
      @noviews65 4 роки тому

      Dale is #1

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 роки тому

      Could you imagine Dale Gribble working for Async?

  • @devwreck192
    @devwreck192 9 років тому +215

    POCKETSAND

  • @CBDR_23
    @CBDR_23 Рік тому +9

    Johnny Hardwick, Thank You for the memories of voicing Dale. You will be missed!

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 3 роки тому +368

    Dale showering with soap on a rope is great choice. I never stopped to notice it before.
    Really highlights his characters irrational paranoia even in his own home; that aversion to vulnerability that influences every step of his days.
    Being naked and wet in a tub is an indefensible situation, and the writers could've given him a firearm to show he never lets his guard down. Or a sword if they wanted to play the wacky angle.
    But they gave him soap on a rope. Because if Dale Gribble is about to be the victim of a home invasion while he's in the shower, he'd better make sure he protects himself from a sexual assault by not dropping the soap?
    Idk. I'm just impressed that the writers did such an A+ job building Dale within the logic of Dale's own very poor logic.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 3 роки тому +34

      Ok but he also had his hat and glasses on.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 2 роки тому +32

      soap on a rope was sold on late night TV alot back then, same goes for special soap that came in these little scrubbing bags so you could scrub while also soaping yourself without the soap slipping. Seeing as Dale stays up all night watching late night TV that makes sense he'd buy crap like that, epseically since he's also been shown buying random things like police scanners, night vision goggles, and alien urine.

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 2 роки тому +11

      Your inner homosexual fantasy is not what this scene is about.

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Рік тому +1

      Great catch on attention to detail!

  • @cjaoshenyjc7276
    @cjaoshenyjc7276 4 роки тому +117

    You missed my favourite Dale moment from the episode in s1 when ladybird goes missing. The group are trying to track her down when they get to her bowl and in true hunter fashion, Dale dabs the water with his finger, tastes it and proclaims "its still wet"

  • @Shanks9001_
    @Shanks9001_ Рік тому +15

    Love you Dale rest in peace Johnny Hardwick.

  • @Lancaster-hu6jy
    @Lancaster-hu6jy 3 роки тому +77

    Imagine just being alone at night in the dark, for your camera to alert you of someone on your property and then you just see a creepy looking puppet of Bobby right on the screen. 5:58

    • @user-yf9ku1tl6b
      @user-yf9ku1tl6b Рік тому +1

      this is like some five nights at freddy's shit

  • @lovelyladyfeet3940
    @lovelyladyfeet3940 4 роки тому +99

    “ BOOOO I’m a high priced Washington lobbyist peddling influence”

    • @beeragainsthumanity1420
      @beeragainsthumanity1420 4 роки тому +14

      ..."...who wants candy?..."

    • @Sky_Blaze
      @Sky_Blaze 3 роки тому +1

      So true, and people actually take politcs seriously when everyone on whatever side can easily be paid off and push agendas.
      Its us against the elite..not Democrat vs Republican, because if anyone believes in either party..they need a serious wake up call.

  • @hamerWithoutAmaster
    @hamerWithoutAmaster Рік тому +6

    If you grew up in Texas . Odds are is that you knew a guy like Dale . RIP and thank you for giving the world an accurate character of some people from our state

  • @AjHop
    @AjHop 5 років тому +82

    They can’t bite through cement, they’re weak like me!

  • @mrturtletail3945
    @mrturtletail3945 4 роки тому +36

    This video not only reminds me how great of a character Dale is, but how great the show was in general

  • @Shattuck-fg3yo
    @Shattuck-fg3yo Рік тому +13

    Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick
    1963 to 2023 💐🌸🌺

  • @gordonworth5461
    @gordonworth5461 3 роки тому +51

    He is one of the most underrated characters in tv history

  • @grandmascookies9598
    @grandmascookies9598  9 років тому +927

    If i had a quarter for every time someone commented pocket sand I would have $1.50.

  • @nathanmcarthur5946
    @nathanmcarthur5946 Рік тому +8

    It’s never goodbye, it’s just til next time. RIP Johnny

  • @tba113
    @tba113 3 роки тому +33

    "This [x] is the feces that is produced when Shame eats too much stupidity!"
    I am in awe. Johnny Hardwick must have had an absolute ball voicing Dale Gribble.

    • @Pensfan5919
      @Pensfan5919 Рік тому

      Very much like an adult Darkwing Duck with that writing

  • @mitchfricano
    @mitchfricano 5 років тому +66

    this show is the most underrated show in the history of television

  • @MidnightRider1034
    @MidnightRider1034 Рік тому +8

    Rip Johnny You birthed one of my favorite tv show characters into life and now it’s sad to know I won’t get to hear your voice on the reboot, if it even still happens now