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  • @DaveFromColorado
    @DaveFromColorado 2 години тому +68

    Red velvet cake is a layer cake that's traditionally red, crimson, or scarlet in color. It's made with buttermilk and vinegar, which react with cocoa powder to create the cake's iconic red color. The cake also contains a small amount of cocoa powder, which gives it a subtle chocolate flavor. The vinegar also adds a subtle tanginess to the cake, which is balanced out by the sweet cream cheese frosting.

    • @Bear-kt1pl
      @Bear-kt1pl 2 години тому +2

      I'm sorry, man. Red Velvet cake is actually somewhere north of pineapple on pizza..😂😂😂

    • @garyblack8717
      @garyblack8717 2 години тому +6

      Yeah, pretty much any you eat today are just made with tons of food coloring. Red 49 for the WIN!

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 2 години тому +2

      @@garyblack8717 Red dye #2 for the cancer!

    • @anthonydoyle7370
      @anthonydoyle7370 2 години тому

      @@ontheroad5317 Red food colouring is actually made from bugs. Cochineal.

    • @jspringer86
      @jspringer86 2 години тому +4

      Dave knows his cakes.

  • @olaftheblack4543
    @olaftheblack4543 3 години тому +87

    Everything started to take the sh*t when Obummer got in office.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 2 години тому +11

      Actually, the downhill slide began after Johnson had JFK hit in Dallas, back in '63. (But we had a great economy, with 500K GIs in Vietnam, at a total cost averaging $50K / year for each one. Of course, they didn't get any of it).

    • @JacobLewis-lu8gc
      @JacobLewis-lu8gc 2 години тому

      US citizens voting on a candidate because of his complexion and false words. I didn't vote for him but I was fooled by him, at first. Then I saw him talking down on America on his world wide America apology tour and his pushing that bologna "that could have been my son" Martin case and the leftist media went right along with his lies, showing photos of Trayvon from when he was like 13 years old and not the thuggish social media photos of when he was 17 and shot while attacking Zimmerman. And my father, who hates US politics and has never voted, vacationed to Bali in 2012, the majority Muslim country that Obama grew up in with his mother and Indonesian step father. My father said that the Indonesian people said "We are so proud that someone from our country is now President of America!".

    • @truthonly7699
      @truthonly7699 Годину тому +2

      @@elultimo102 or after act of 1871 when we became a corporation

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey Годину тому +3

      I remember under Bushypoo the national debt being in the high billions with trillions being some unimaginably ridiculously high number. Then Obama happened and now the debit is not only trillions, IT'S DOUBLE DIGIT TRILLIONS! WTF?!?
      Weren't we supposed to be bringing the debit DOWN?

    • @trajectoryunown
      @trajectoryunown Годину тому

      Don't kid yourself, it's never been great.
      Our nation has been in constantly worsening financial straits since World War 2... at the very latest.

  • @Akooks
    @Akooks 4 години тому +256

    Feels good to be back!!! I finally got electricity and cell service in my neighborhood in Burnsville NC. First video I’ve seen in over a week Edit: thanks for all the prayers and wishes! I am one of the lucky ones. Super grateful, some of my neighbors lost their homes and family members…

    • @FUNKYKOLEMADINA
      @FUNKYKOLEMADINA 3 години тому +12

      CW2 is just about to pop off over how the government has done that part of the country

    • @AnnetteLG
      @AnnetteLG 3 години тому +13

      ❤❤❤❤❤we love you and glad you’re back!!!!

    • @cptmalcolmreynolds3623
      @cptmalcolmreynolds3623 3 години тому +10

      So how do you feel about harris now? Lol I shouldn't have to even ask

    • @Shanknbabies
      @Shanknbabies 3 години тому +11

      Glad you're OK, homie.

    • @DeathLord-xy9fv
      @DeathLord-xy9fv 3 години тому +9

      Happy you are well

  • @TAmattdamon
    @TAmattdamon 3 години тому +60

    How do they know shes a women if they dont know what a women is?😂

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 3 години тому +5

      Even a SCOTUS justice can't define a woman. (not a biologist).

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 2 години тому +5

      Good point😅

    • @JGComments
      @JGComments 41 хвилина тому

      well she SAYS she is one, so we HAVE to believe her, right? LOL

  • @homesteadgamer1257
    @homesteadgamer1257 4 години тому +76

    The crazy thing about the Diddy celeb list is that looking back to the 90s, there were a LOT of celebs who said Puff Daddy was sketchy. I mean, the dude changed his stage name at least 3 times. They only rebrand like that when they want ppl to forget who they used to be.

    • @RaiderNation816
      @RaiderNation816 4 години тому +19

      I think it’s funny how people are trying to convince others their favorite celebrities weren’t involved. They’re all guilty

    • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
      @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 4 години тому +14

      And Diddy is just a mid level player. They wouldn't let him get in trouble if he was really that important. That's the scary and disgusting part, no matter how bad you think this is, it's worse than that.

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 4 години тому +5

      @@RaiderNation816 oh for sure. They have all been super close knit. There's no way they couldn't have been. But I do remember Diddy's name being thrown around more in the 90s.

    • @brucemitchell5637
      @brucemitchell5637 4 години тому +7

      Isn't diddy the homosexual who tried to put his hand on Mike Tyson's thigh? 😂

    • @johnhunst8308
      @johnhunst8308 3 години тому +5

      I still think he took out biggie to gain the spotlight. He was just biggies friend till he passed away.

  • @PapaPepper
    @PapaPepper 4 години тому +69

    "There's gotta be an age when kids don't like to help "
    Our experience is that little ones want to help, but... most parents are "smart enough " to know they are too little to actually help. So... they tell them "no" over and over and wait until they are bigger. Then, they expect the desire to still be there, but they've already stifled that willing heart and now they have no interest.
    If you let them "help" from the tiny age they want to, you can keep that willing heart.
    Father of 8 at the moment, maybe 9 by next week. I do have some experience.

    • @Lady-Mara
      @Lady-Mara 3 години тому +7

      This is SO true!
      My daughter is a huge help because she wants to. I messed up for too long with my boys, they're older now and don't want to help as often.

    • @DREWSLENS
      @DREWSLENS 3 години тому +6

      Love you brother 💚 you have the hardest working kids I've ever seen. I'm always impressed by your crew Papa Pepper!

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 3 години тому +1

      Usually around 13-14, they won't want to help you because they want to belong to a group.

    • @PapaPepper
      @PapaPepper 3 години тому +5

      @@DREWSLENS thanks Drew! Nice to see you making moves and progressing man

    • @saintmichaelsaintjoseph2561
      @saintmichaelsaintjoseph2561 3 години тому +3

      You’ve still got better pull out game than Biden/Harris in Afghanistan. 😂

  • @st2rl2
    @st2rl2 3 години тому +40

    I'm on Social Security...I can't afford a pumpkin spice latte every day!

    • @robertball3578
      @robertball3578 3 години тому +2

      I'm on SS, work 4 hours a day 4 days a week for extra income, BUT I don't drink coffee so I've never had a latte, and never tasted pumpkin spice artificial flavoring as far as I know. It's been fun but I guess we have to part company if these crazy punishments are required to watch your videos.

    • @GeryonM
      @GeryonM 3 години тому +1

      Not really a big deal as I've only laughed once since started this channel.

    • @toodlescae
      @toodlescae 3 години тому +2

      Same

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 2 години тому +3

      Flavored coffee Sux

    • @samuelhowie4543
      @samuelhowie4543 2 години тому

      Most of the time, anything listed as pumpkin spice is just cinnamon flavoring.​@@robertball3578

  • @justgopherit3454
    @justgopherit3454 3 години тому +28

    Please Meagan, more bubbles. Outside of the memes, you're the one who makes Tyler funny 🤣

  • @welcometothejungle3222
    @welcometothejungle3222 3 години тому +25

    "I'm My Own Grandpa" was a song first performed in 1947 by Lonzo and Oscar and later covered by Ray Stevens, Willie Nelson, and others. Hilarious song that portrays that exact situation.

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 3 години тому +2

      Lonzo and Oscar had come across it in a Mark Twain book.

    • @welcometothejungle3222
      @welcometothejungle3222 3 години тому +2

      @ontheroad5317 Oh, that's pretty cool. I didn't know that.

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 2 години тому +3

      Ron Wood from The Rolling Stones and his Son were in that situation once

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby 2 години тому +2

      Sometimes I almost convince myself that song wasn't real. Thank you for validating that other people know it too lol

    • @welcometothejungle3222
      @welcometothejungle3222 2 години тому +1

      @carmeltabby lol, it's real, and I love it. Great song.

  • @scabcrawler632
    @scabcrawler632 3 години тому +22

    My first minimum wage job was working at a truck stop. Those sun baked bottles were not the worse things to clean up. It was the mystery plastic bags of doo doo

  • @jjc4577
    @jjc4577 3 години тому +18

    punishment is only harsh until you realize in today's world I can make the decision for my black coffee to identify as a pumpkin spice latte. Checkmate Tyler!

    • @oriolesandravens
      @oriolesandravens Годину тому

      @jjc4577 my bourbon and ginger ale identify as your black coffee identifying as pumpkin spice latte. I think I trumped you.🤩

  • @Mike-ti6hg
    @Mike-ti6hg 3 години тому +29

    When i was in middle school our school was right across the street from a Catholic Church. Every FRIDAY the police would close the road between the school and the church and they took us across to the church for PIZZA. The basement of the church had several PIZZA ovens and stoves. They would sell food on the weekend. There were 15 or so older ITALIAN ladies who made all Italian food from SCRATCH. PIZZA was PHENOMINAL. BEST SCHOOL MEMORY EVER. It was FREE BTY. Thanks Mother of Sorrows CHURCH

  • @Llandraa
    @Llandraa 3 години тому +51

    When I worked for little Caesar’s we used to trade food with the Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the same strip mall because we all got sick of our in house options, it was awesome.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 години тому +4

      We used to do that at Domino's, too. I think we even managed a beer trade with a store across the county line, once, which got saved until we locked up the store and had a party at a manager's house after work. =)

    • @Eaglemadhatter
      @Eaglemadhatter 3 години тому +4

      My cousin worked at the taco place across from at soup and salad place I worked at. We traded often. Better deal for me. 😊

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 3 години тому +1

      Sounds so good 😋

    • @Arkmay55
      @Arkmay55 2 години тому

      Same here. Worked at Col Sanders, Pizza next door. As long as we didn't give the bucket, and they didn't give the box. They got KFC in a bag, we got pizza on a pan

    • @Arkmay55
      @Arkmay55 2 години тому

      That was 1971, I'm sure theyte still doing it

  • @venomousgas3300
    @venomousgas3300 3 години тому +38

    What does the world need right now? Use one word: GOD.

  • @rickdixon4662
    @rickdixon4662 4 години тому +53

    Red velvet cake is chocolate cake with vinegar in it. The vinegar's acidity reacts with the coca powder to give it the red color.
    Red food coloring in a brown cake would not bring out the bright red color of red velvet cake.
    Something like that, I'm not a chemist, just a guy who can follow a recipe.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 3 години тому +11

      Pardon me but it originally didn't have chocolate. It had raw cocoa powder (which was expensive) and that reacted with the vinegar/buttermilk. So, in theory, it wasn't a chocolate cake. It was a cocoa laced cake.

    • @givensurname1296
      @givensurname1296 3 години тому +1

      Thanks for saving me the time of looking it up myself 👍 I was wondering how much dye they'd have to use to turn it red from brown 😨

    • @jerrebrasfield4231
      @jerrebrasfield4231 3 години тому +1

      ​@@n4ughty_knightmany places still make it the old way.

    • @Info_curious2024
      @Info_curious2024 3 години тому +2

      I have never seen a recipe from scratch that didn't call for an excessive amount of food dye.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 3 години тому

      @@jerrebrasfield4231 Wow, I didn't know that

  • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
    @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 4 години тому +32

    I'm earning more money than I ever have in my life, and I'm struggling worse than when I was 25 working a dead end job making next to nothing. Everything costs so much more than it did 4 years ago, and there's nothing I can do about it. It's suffocating.

    • @Kingnothing7x
      @Kingnothing7x 4 години тому +1

      Remember to make it harder for your children and the next generation to live, as is tradition.

    • @Shanknbabies
      @Shanknbabies 3 години тому +1

      Same in Canada. When I had an entry-level job, I had money for anything I needed and still managed to save and travel. Now, making twice as much, we have to budget like never before. Conservatism is the only way to thrive.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 3 години тому

      @@Kingnothing7x Remember: Nobody helped you, so nobody should help them. 😊

    • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
      @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 3 години тому +2

      @@Kingnothing7x I'm not crying and asking for a handout, I'm only observing that we have to do more and still have less. I can't control the economy, I can only control my own work and spending.

    • @Just-Nikki
      @Just-Nikki 2 години тому

      @@Kingnothing7xlol, stop with that nonsense. Every millennial I know owns a home and they are all middle class and frankly none of them went to traditional college. My husband is a millennial and I am a homemaker. My daughter is a manager at Petsmart and she had roommates for a while so she could save for a home. We all made sacrifices for a few years and saved as much as possible. Buy used stuff, cook food at home, learn skills and stop paying for degrees unless it’s something like medical, legal, or something along those lines. Go to trade school or get a job that offers paid accreditations in the field you’re working in. Don’t pay uber eats $30 to bring you $12 worth of Taco Bell. Many utility and manual labor companies train you, have room for growth within the field and many places like utility companies give raises regularly. Don’t vote for right to work bills, I don’t know a single person who makes more money in those areas. You don’t need every streaming service. You don’t need a new phone every 2 years. You don’t need energy drinks or expensive convenience foods. What’s making things harder and more expensive for the next generation is that with every convenience we decide we “ need “ there comes a price. We out source everything and then complain because it’s expensive. Learn skills, make choices, have a plan and stick to it. Buy quality products that won’t need replaced in 2 years. Antique malls are a great resource for tools and well made products.Figure out which people around you seem happy and successful and glean inspiration from them. Be active and genuinely educated - not just relying on someone to tell you how you feel - in local politics to insure a better future. Shop locally so money is being put into your local businesses. If you’re just blaming the last generation then you’re not doing anything to make it better for the next. Don’t vote for the people promising you a hand out and getting our nation in irreparable debt. You have options, they just aren’t always going to give you what you want immediately. Convenience is expensive, you are fortunate enough to live in the information age, learn how to do things yourself instead of paying someone else to do it for you. It’s not easy and not every suggestion I made will work for you but many of those apply to everyone. I say all this from a mother’s hearts and with no ill will.

  • @johnmeleen9065
    @johnmeleen9065 3 години тому +50

    Always buy candy the day after the holiday, it's always half price 😊

    • @nannerl6243
      @nannerl6243 3 години тому +2

      Me too.

    • @VaellinTheBard
      @VaellinTheBard 2 години тому +1

      So, I will say this is TECHNICALLY true but also that the "discounts" during holidays are usually in the same ball park range. Ive seen most candy that remains was already 33-66% off prior to the end of the holiday. Depends on the product... and I guess where.
      Source: worked at Safeway for 7 years, including as a price changer.

    • @kennydavis2276
      @kennydavis2276 Годину тому +1

      The General Dollar has calenders at 75% off. Get 'em afore they're gone !!

    • @nannerl6243
      @nannerl6243 Годину тому

      @@kennydavis2276 Thanks!!

  • @Teriannd
    @Teriannd 4 години тому +25

    I excluded myself from the terms this week cause I already liked the video before the terms were expressed to me. Loop holes... gotta love em. 😂

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 години тому +2

      I'm exempt 'cause I don't drink coffee. =)

    • @ArleneAdkinsZell
      @ArleneAdkinsZell 2 години тому

      You don't really need a loop hole, just follow Tyler's lead and don't do them no matter how much you laugh.

  • @grahamwells173
    @grahamwells173 4 години тому +61

    Hi guys greetings from Edinburgh Scotland

    • @sukaenacornelius9285
      @sukaenacornelius9285 3 години тому +4

      Hope Edinburgh is doing well and still nice like I remember in 2017!

    • @probuilder961
      @probuilder961 3 години тому +4

      Oh, how i miss The Abbey & and the hundreds of whiskeys! Oh, & the venison stew!

    • @daveruckert7926
      @daveruckert7926 2 години тому +1

      Greetings from sometimes sunny Florida. 😮

    • @DR-xm9ck
      @DR-xm9ck Годину тому

      My wife and I have a picture of us in front of the castle from our honeymoon 30 years ago.

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 3 години тому +5

    4:55 The one employee who ain't done sh*t, and is h8'd by everyone, is usually the one that DOES get promoted! The popular hard-worker is never promoted, because they are too likely to stand-up against management. And, people wonder why everything is so f'd these days.

  • @wrylucifer
    @wrylucifer 4 години тому +9

    2:25 Yeah, it's called learning the hard way instead of by example. It's how dumbasses evolve into smarter people.

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 12 хвилин тому +1

      Most dumbasses think they're Einstein. They think they know everything so they don't even try to learn. Those are the same idiots who think they know more than Google

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 4 години тому +24

    Happy Sunday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video wherever you are from

  • @zacharyrollick6169
    @zacharyrollick6169 4 години тому +14

    18:37 My first wallet was gift from my father when I was a toddler. I used it for 20 years.

    • @ktupp1213
      @ktupp1213 Годину тому

      I had a tmnt wallet till i was 14😅

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 3 години тому +5

    1:08 Answer to that question: "Because I've only had 17 birthdays. The 18th is still on back-order."

  • @RobertoInglez-t9c
    @RobertoInglez-t9c 2 години тому +9

    As someone who worked at a pizza restaurant with very generous management... our answer was burritos.

  • @gregfender7944
    @gregfender7944 4 години тому +12

    You ever notice the person who can't afford rent goes to get coffee latte 2 times a day and do doordash

  • @preacherbillf
    @preacherbillf 3 години тому +11

    I am from School Lunch from the 60's and 70's, we loved Pizza for lunch!

    • @pegasus5287
      @pegasus5287 3 години тому +1

      Back when the lunch ladies actually cooked our food every day, with a few minor exceptions. When it was piruski day or pizza day, nearly everyone wanted hot lunch

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 2 години тому

      .35 for lunch ….a half pint of milk was .02 for white and .03 chocolate

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 3 години тому +4

    7:00 When the Challenger exploded, some members of "Gen-X" were already punching time clocks and old enough to drink.

  • @calvinduke1553
    @calvinduke1553 3 години тому +8

    A latte every day for a month. I wasn't looking to take out another mortgage.

  • @christopherderrig3671
    @christopherderrig3671 4 години тому +9

    I hate christmas decorations but tyler trying to boss us around about decorating makes me want to buy some decorations and decorate lol and post pics and tag him lol

  • @lloydrasmussen554
    @lloydrasmussen554 2 години тому +5

    Little known fact, the reason business puts the generic flute music on hold is because they paid for royalty free music. The company I worked for used to have the local radio station for music on hold until the day we got a call from ASCAP who wanted several hundred dollars a year to play the radio on hold. My boss just unplugged the receiver and we no longer had any music on hold after that.

  • @duhbullb
    @duhbullb 4 години тому +19

    Tyler the correct answer is: TRUMP

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 4 години тому +18

    "I don't even like swords"
    Turn in you man card, sir.

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 3 години тому

      True. What was the first weapon you made as a kid? A sword. Anything long and pointy would do. It could also be a rifle in a pinch.

    • @hugobotha8707
      @hugobotha8707 3 години тому

      Perhaps he meant it in a way like, he prefers spears or bows? Maybe? Only defense i can think of😅

    • @caged0902
      @caged0902 2 години тому

      He obviously does and doesn't know it.

    • @vamountainman2512
      @vamountainman2512 2 години тому

      Far from his first forfeiture of manhood 😅

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 8 хвилин тому +1

      I prefer lightsabers. I'm a man and a nerd🤓

  • @mike2245
    @mike2245 4 години тому +10

    I worked at a pizza place. We supplied the pizza parties for the steakhouse across the street for steak dinners.

  • @g-man8031
    @g-man8031 4 години тому +8

    Pizza restaurant employees get burgers and fries as rewards. Probably. 😂

  • @michelledml3162
    @michelledml3162 2 години тому +7

    I’m putting my Christmas tree up and throwing a white sheet over it for Halloween.

  • @bambamnj
    @bambamnj 3 години тому +7

    Answer to the "Under the Age of 18" question. "Because my Mom and Dad had sex less than 18 years ago and my Mom wasn't on birth control and my Dad didn't use a condom."

    • @concettaworkman5895
      @concettaworkman5895 2 години тому

      lol

    • @mpowe123
      @mpowe123 39 хвилин тому

      Even if it was not, i would put"
      "Well 24 years ago my Dad fucked my Mom. Supposedly at Tony's, but my dad said that that's impossible as he had never been to Tony's before but remembers he gave up all standards and fucked this skinny bitch named Kelly at Jimmy's, left the place, and said he would call her later. Then met my mother 30 minutes later when he walked over to Tony's and after doing shots of tequila ended up fucking this skinny chick also named Kelly, but they connected on their love of tequila and partying. As morning approachd they walked to Waffle House, and had pancakes. Funny enough they did the same thing a year later but went to have waffles.
      That's why I am Tequila "Teq" Johnson, and my brother is William "Waffles" Johnson."
      🤣

  • @greentiger332
    @greentiger332 2 години тому +4

    "We plan on cutting all homeless people in half"
    Me in my twisted mind: Soylent Green

  • @dehydratedwater9806
    @dehydratedwater9806 3 години тому +7

    11:30 great Porky Pig impression!

  • @mikekano
    @mikekano 2 години тому +5

    Your vikings up by 10 as I'm watching your video. Congratulations Zed. This is finally the year you've been talking about for the past few years.

  • @heatto162
    @heatto162 3 години тому +19

    1:35 .... my first thought was Jesus, and this guy says nickleback? We're doomed.

    • @ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken
      @ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken 3 години тому +1

      Capitalism

    • @Daniel-nr2uf
      @Daniel-nr2uf 3 години тому +1

      @@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTakenHas lifted millions out of poverty.

    • @garyK.45ACP
      @garyK.45ACP 3 години тому

      You think we're "doomed" because a funny video on UA-cam says "nickleback" instead of what YOU though of first? 🤣

    • @heatto162
      @heatto162 2 години тому

      @garyK.45ACP just a joke man

    • @stevehilliard1495
      @stevehilliard1495 12 хвилин тому

      I thought love

  • @jasonweiss2773
    @jasonweiss2773 4 години тому +116

    One word. Trump, the world needs Trump

    • @jacobmuir9848
      @jacobmuir9848 3 години тому

      The president doesn’t run the world… they run the country bud

    • @jacobmuir9848
      @jacobmuir9848 3 години тому

      Presidents don’t run the world… they run the country bud 🥴

    • @Just-Nikki
      @Just-Nikki 3 години тому +11

      That was my response as well

    • @terryhobdy5727
      @terryhobdy5727 3 години тому +9

      You are 100 percent right.

    • @Tedison97
      @Tedison97 3 години тому +14

      Jesus

  • @Hayzelnut4906
    @Hayzelnut4906 3 години тому +7

    One word the world needs today: SANITY

  • @homesteadgamer1257
    @homesteadgamer1257 4 години тому +14

    Okay, QUESTION: What if I can't afford a Pumpkin Spice Latte every day of the month??? Starbucks is expensive dude.

    • @sweetjohnny8211
      @sweetjohnny8211 4 години тому +2

      I believe that's why he said he doesn't care if you make it yourself.

    • @PapaPepper
      @PapaPepper 4 години тому +2

      Don't laugh 😂

    • @RaiderNation816
      @RaiderNation816 4 години тому +2

      Get a 2nd job. Rules are rules

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 4 години тому

      @@RaiderNation816 dude 🤣

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 3 години тому +2

      I grew up in a middle-class family. I was raised by a hardworking mother, who like so many people across our nation, wanted to buy Pumpkin Spice Lattes. When I'm elected President, I will make it my top priority to bring down the costs of Pumpkin Spice Lattes, and increase the economic security of all Pumpkin Spice Latte consumers.

  • @TheBlindDyslexic
    @TheBlindDyslexic 3 години тому +5

    When I was young they had what could have be considered as R-rated material in PG-rated movies.
    God, it was great being a kid (born 1967)

    • @SpringScapes
      @SpringScapes Годину тому

      Me, Feb. 1967 Perfect year to be born. We turned thirteen in 1980 our whole teen exitance was in the greatest decade. We have lived a blessed life.

  • @wilburrrrr742
    @wilburrrrr742 3 години тому +15

    I want that frying pan too

  • @JohnRice992
    @JohnRice992 3 години тому +7

    There is a song called "I'm my own Grandpa." By Grandpa Jones.
    I recommend the Ray Stevens version though, may be easier to understand.

  • @E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-
    @E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- 4 години тому +4

    Tyler has never heard 'im my own grandpa' 😂😂😂

  • @PapaFlippinSmurf
    @PapaFlippinSmurf 4 години тому +3

    "I'm my own Grampa" - a song I first heard in a pep rally at a Catholic school. Yes it's real.

  • @calebhughes5767
    @calebhughes5767 3 години тому +7

    Zeds being paid by big pumpkin lol

  • @Fletcher-Boy
    @Fletcher-Boy 2 години тому +5

    I’M NOT DOING A PUNISHMENT TILL TYLER GROWS A MULLET!

  • @MykeLewisMusic
    @MykeLewisMusic 3 години тому +3

    15:40 - the unseen layer of the meme is the fact that Leo is a member of the WEF, the group that is making everything in the world more expensive.

  • @callmeAdog13
    @callmeAdog13 4 години тому +4

    probably doesn't help that the new generation are stuck to gaming consoles and social media. Up until 2000 we went outside and met people in person at designated meeting spots. "Come in when the streetlights come on generation" note: 90s music and movies was the best era for entertainment (just my opinion)

  • @Hat_Uncle
    @Hat_Uncle 2 години тому +3

    Too late!!!
    I put the Christmas Tree up Labor Day.
    I just needed something to lift my spirits.
    Started playing the music this week.
    I'll likely put the yard decorations out the next to last weekend this month.
    LOL

  • @aplcc323
    @aplcc323 3 години тому +13

    1:35 ~ Jesus.

    • @lomiei7473
      @lomiei7473 2 години тому +1

      Amen

    • @solo-pro
      @solo-pro 2 години тому +1

      i was just about to put that lol

    • @weekendmom
      @weekendmom Годину тому +1

      You beat me to it and I am in full agreement.

    • @612Elm
      @612Elm 53 хвилини тому +1

      Amen

    • @jasonhopson7280
      @jasonhopson7280 15 хвилин тому

      Amen !

  • @EdisonCarterJr
    @EdisonCarterJr 3 години тому +4

    One HUGE thing the world needs (back) right now: Integrity...🤷

  • @MisterMA77H3W
    @MisterMA77H3W 3 години тому +5

    The wallet thing comes from when we are kids and have exactly enuff money to buy a wallet but realize the wallet will be empty if we buy it

  • @spacecase7717
    @spacecase7717 2 години тому +3

    My mom worked in an elementary school back in the 80's, she used to buy a box of those pizzas to fix at home and we loved it.

  • @n4ughty_knight
    @n4ughty_knight 3 години тому +3

    Velvet cake isn't chocolate cake with red dye. It's made from raw cocoa powder that reacts with the acid in buttermilk and vinegar, making it reddish. The modern recipe doesn't need chocolate and heavily uses dye.

  • @bugwar5545
    @bugwar5545 3 години тому +3

    I got a neighbor that put up outdoor Christmas lights yesterday.
    Not even Halloween or Thanksgiving yet.

  • @travist.7279
    @travist.7279 3 години тому +3

    1:32 "What does the World need most, right now?" SENSE!

  • @Docsjeff
    @Docsjeff 3 години тому +2

    The fun part of making plans a few months down the road,is waiting to see who cancels first and the reasons Why.😂

  • @TimPenny-k4h
    @TimPenny-k4h 4 години тому +4

    It’s plumber approved because when you flush them they make a ton of money redoing the sewer line

  • @Docsjeff
    @Docsjeff 3 години тому +3

    When our twins were like 3&4 they would fight over the brooms to sweep our driveway !😂

  • @TheErik249
    @TheErik249 3 години тому +15

    About the truck drivers leaving apple juice for everybody.
    As a professional semi truck driver for 28 years, I can tell you that there is a good reason why this happens.
    There are rarely any places where you can park a semi truck and get out to use a public restroom.
    I myself work in intermodal container terminals in Seattle, and there aren't very many places where they even allow you to stop and get out of your truck.
    When you begin your day and start up your truck you get your first dispatch and then you must continue on throughout the day without stopping until the work is done and there is no more dispatch.
    I carry a device that I purchased on Amazon specifically for this reason.
    I get stuck inside the terminals in line and I am not allowed to get out of the truck or I will be banned from the terminal and then I can't work anymore.
    So I use the device and wait until there is a moment in my day where I can dispose of the contents, which will typically be the end of my working day.
    If I have to use this device more than once then I'm going to pour the contents out the window when nobody is watching.
    If you think that this is disgusting, then get a job as a semi truck driver and find out what it's really like.
    Trust me, you will change your mind.

    • @allengregory4067
      @allengregory4067 3 години тому

      That doesn't change my mind one bit!

    • @TheErik249
      @TheErik249 2 години тому +1

      @allengregory4067
      We spend anywhere from 8 to 14 hours at work.
      We are literally locked into the cab of that semi truck being driven to consistently deliver and then go deliver again.
      After the Patriot Act, we have all been constricted to that cab even more.
      But we love our job because we have adapted to that situation and found ways around those restrictions.
      How many people allow their dog to urinate anywhere that they want anytime that they want looking the other way for obvious reasons?
      Every other creature on earth urinates and defecates anywhere they want anytime they want.
      We are members of the animal kingdom.
      We reserve the right to relieve ourselves anywhere we want anytime we want for any reason we choose.
      Whether you change your mind or not, does not matter at all to anyone of us.
      I enjoy the fact that you refuse to change your mind about our natural Act.
      Next time you see a big puddle next to a semi truck, think about what I have said to you.
      This one's for you, bud!

    • @allengregory4067
      @allengregory4067 2 години тому

      @@TheErik249 🤡🤡🤡! Peeing in a bottle is one thing. Leaving them littering the roadways and parking lots is another. No excuse other than lazy ass piece of garbage. So know you will never change my mind on that no matter how many excuses you make for them!

    • @allengregory4067
      @allengregory4067 2 години тому +2

      ​@@TheErik249 peeing in a bottle is one thing. Littering the roadways and parking lots with them is another. You making excuses for them is disgusting and you will never change my mind on that!

    • @nedlyest
      @nedlyest Годину тому +1

      I would either pee out the passanger door, or use an old laundry detergent jug that I would pour out at the pilot and rinse out.

  • @DanO_DanO
    @DanO_DanO 3 години тому +10

    We’re an empire without a head.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 2 години тому

      But Kamala apparently GAVE great head . . .😆😆😆

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 13 хвилин тому +1

      The head of this empire is the Illuminati. Big Brother is watching you 👁

  • @live4hockey2
    @live4hockey2 3 години тому +5

    One word.
    Guns. Lots of guns.

  • @chrisferguson1911
    @chrisferguson1911 4 години тому +5

    At Domino's, we have Subway parties.🤣

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 3 години тому +6

    What does the world need more of in one word:
    NuclearPowerStations

  • @duhbullb
    @duhbullb 4 години тому +3

    I worked at dominos in college and if there were still unclaimed food or mistakes on the order, we got to eat and take it home for free 😂

  • @InternetGrandpa
    @InternetGrandpa 3 години тому +9

    Everybody knows there are two Ts in dotter.

  • @PhilomenaMerritt-e5e
    @PhilomenaMerritt-e5e 4 години тому +22

    Each time you post, it's a treat!

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 години тому +1

      Each time you post, I just report another po rn bot.

    • @scabcrawler632
      @scabcrawler632 3 години тому

      ​@@jamesanthony8438it is probably from india. Scammer stuff

  • @annjacobs7764
    @annjacobs7764 3 години тому +21

    Loved every min of this vid! You nailed it!

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 години тому

      I'd like things the po rn bot posted for $200, Alex.

  • @jamesrobinson9176
    @jamesrobinson9176 2 години тому +3

    What do they do at a pizza place? Safety meetings regularly.

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 10 хвилин тому +1

      Unless it's Pizzagate and then they do something else regularly.....

  • @originalghoul3738
    @originalghoul3738 3 години тому +3

    Red/ruby cocoa gives a pink tint, you could do pink velvet cake! I've made the traditional style using natural cocoa powder and vinegar, and while it was tasty it was not visually stunning at all. Dutched cocoa powder is another name for alkalized cocoa. It will give you a richer fudgey flavor and dark color. During WWII, it appears that Red Velvet Cake recipes began incorporating beets as coloring due to rationing. I imagine this was to ration oil or butter, since I can't imagine why food coloring would end up on a rationing list.

  • @Envy2251
    @Envy2251 3 години тому +2

    6:25 I can answer that question as someone who has worked at a papa john's. On certain "holidays" they would get food from other places like subs and sandwiches. Although during the pandemic they also did a free pizza Friday as employee appreciation so all employees who worked that day got to take home a free pizza

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 3 години тому +7

    Eggscalibur reminds me of the film Tangled.

  • @jclemon6711
    @jclemon6711 2 години тому +1

    The best joke in this episode was at 7:38 when Tyler said "I hope you're not home schooling brother".

  • @AngryHistorian87
    @AngryHistorian87 4 години тому +6

    I wish that the videos start with Zed Pelosi instead of Nancy (for those who know, you know).

  • @loribain9933
    @loribain9933 2 години тому +3

    Thanks Tyler for your channel. You and Deev always make a somber day 10x better. God bless you all.

  • @sparrowbe4k802
    @sparrowbe4k802 4 години тому +2

    @2:10 Similar appeared on the back of a Bryant & May matchbox decades ago : "Experience is something you find out about just after you first needed it."

  • @mickeydougal
    @mickeydougal 2 години тому +1

    “Hope you’re not home schooling…”
    lol, dang it, where’s that pumpkin spice latte?

  • @mulletover3575
    @mulletover3575 3 години тому +5

    I’ve had the same wallet for 20 years. It’s in terrible shape but whatever. It was a gift.

    • @jackhood7595
      @jackhood7595 2 години тому

      If you have a “significant other” NEVER let them see it 😂

  • @mazziestarz4865
    @mazziestarz4865 3 години тому +6

    It’s Not “Anyways” the Correct word is “ANYWAY”…No such word as anyways!

  • @True_Outlaw
    @True_Outlaw 3 години тому +3

    The world needs Nickelback. You are an evil man Mr.Zed

  • @AarontheGreatXCII-kn4gj
    @AarontheGreatXCII-kn4gj 4 години тому +5

    ℹ️
    1. CHOCOLATE
    2. VANILLA
    3. RED DYE

  • @benistoneman9737
    @benistoneman9737 4 години тому +10

    Not only did we watch the challenger explode, but during the OJ trial c span was on in all my classrooms in middle school.

    • @ronaldallen1252
      @ronaldallen1252 4 години тому +3

      It was summer break when OJ was in the run

    • @hollycook5046
      @hollycook5046 3 години тому +1

      Challenger was 1986, OJ 1994

    • @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231
      @theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 3 години тому +1

      @@benistoneman9737 ummm..... One of us has their timeline a little mixed up. And I don't think it's me.

    • @benistoneman9737
      @benistoneman9737 Годину тому

      @@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231 have no clue what your talking about. Glad you lived my life for me. How old am I? Oh you don’t know so tell me my timeline then

    • @benistoneman9737
      @benistoneman9737 Годину тому

      @@ronaldallen1252 so tell me when school starts where I am from again? Oh yeah you don’t know. Glad you were there with me to remind me of my childhood.

  • @terryjones7299
    @terryjones7299 2 години тому +1

    This is extremely dangerous to our Pumpkins!! LOL...

  • @redlopez3637
    @redlopez3637 3 години тому +8

    Jesus is the what the whole world needs ✝️

  • @GsBabu-sk6iv
    @GsBabu-sk6iv 3 години тому +3

    8:27 Extremely dangerous to our Oligarchy

  • @homesteadgamer1257
    @homesteadgamer1257 5 годин тому +4

    Red Velvet cake actually started out in the Pioneer era as Beet cake, that's what made it red - NOT the kind of beets you find in cans, those are nasty as hell, but just plain red beets with their super dark pink color and kind of sweet. Later, around the 60s or so, it became chocolate with something that sort of rusted the iron in cocoa and that's what's been used since. The modern day 'red velvet" cake is absolutely HORRID. Don't advise eating it.

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 години тому

      I heard it was the the depression era, accidently discovered by an ingredient substitution.

    • @grannyoakley20
      @grannyoakley20 4 години тому +1

      Do you have data to support your comment?

    • @shamusomalley4263
      @shamusomalley4263 4 години тому +1

      It's a cocoa cake, not a chocolate cake.

    • @JamesSmith-ui2hv
      @JamesSmith-ui2hv 4 години тому

      LGTB guys love red velvet the next day they get the impression they are having their period

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 4 години тому +1

      @@shamusomalley4263 .... what do you think chocolate is?

  • @a.kinsman
    @a.kinsman Годину тому

    "If you don't hear her fart,
    You don't have her heart."
    🤣🤣🤣
    It's so true LMAO

  • @ajvonline
    @ajvonline 4 години тому +4

    My wife laughed just hearing the punishment... intentional? Hmm...

  • @TheFeralFarmgirl
    @TheFeralFarmgirl 7 хвилин тому +1

    Animals don't pay taxes, maybe there is something to the insanity... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alicialawhun91
    @alicialawhun91 3 години тому +4

    Nerd flavored candy corn is pretty good.

  • @josephreagan9545
    @josephreagan9545 3 години тому +2

    20:41: "Will you be the woman I share memes with?"

  • @SimpleJack-mc4cg
    @SimpleJack-mc4cg 4 години тому +5

    notification says 43 seconds, commennts 53 minutes, fuck youtube man

  • @lawrenceveinotte
    @lawrenceveinotte 3 години тому +2

    I work for a septic company, this week I opened up an old septic pump truck that has been empty for 15 years, it still has 50 wipes stuck to the walls, they look like you could still use them.

  • @thomasrobson6370
    @thomasrobson6370 3 години тому +3

    In my 60 years of life I bought two wallets

  • @dawnova93
    @dawnova93 3 години тому +1

    1:26 “trust me I ask myself this every day. My back hurts”