Recruiting Tomorrow's Satanists - The Jim Jefferies Show

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 1 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,6 тис.

  • @bernardwallace435
    @bernardwallace435 7 років тому +2273

    "I am what god made me, young man."
    Well played Jim!

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 7 років тому +12

      Jim is as the world made him.

    • @ThePanMan11
      @ThePanMan11 6 років тому

      hey, it's the utopia dude.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 6 років тому

      I was mostly just joking...

    • @JEBEDIAH8D
      @JEBEDIAH8D 6 років тому +1

      Mic drop

    • @haroldmcbroom7807
      @haroldmcbroom7807 5 років тому +3

      So you do believe in God? It is only hatred of God that moves men to every other path. The name Jesus Christ, and "The Bible" are ONE, and the most hated on the planet. The fear of the Lord is to hate evil, and some evils are easy to hate, but how hard it is to hate the sins we love, and this creates depravity, and feels like a punishment when we deprive ourselves of those things we want to do, that we know separate us from God. It's not about being first in God's Kingdom, it's about not giving up when you fall, for it is written, the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong! ...He who wants to be first, must be last, and he who wants to be the master, must first be the servant.

  • @DexterH96
    @DexterH96 6 років тому +3884

    I don't trust people that need the threat of eternal damnation to be good people.

    • @Nognamogo
      @Nognamogo 6 років тому +24

      george mira This comment is half incomprehensible, half awesome evil tome.

    • @PaddySnuffles
      @PaddySnuffles 6 років тому +155

      Sebastian Plate Yeah. If you need the threat of eternal torture to be good then ffs, keep on believing, cause if you stopped you'd be a threat to the rest of society.

    • @bakker071
      @bakker071 6 років тому +16

      I dont trust comedians who need fake laughter!

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 6 років тому +17

      I don't trust people that need to judge others on what they believe.

    • @oliveoconnor5589
      @oliveoconnor5589 6 років тому +5

      agreed, I fear the day such a person loses its believes.

  • @dallaswalker480
    @dallaswalker480 5 років тому +929

    "Don't be a c*nt". Maybe one of the best things to teach kids.

    • @maureeng.obrien9259
      @maureeng.obrien9259 5 років тому +4

      No One Really Likes One.

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 5 років тому +11

      It's what they should be taught every Monday morning.

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 5 років тому +11

      Should’ve been Commandment number one.

    • @sselfless
      @sselfless 5 років тому +5

      COW

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 5 років тому +4

      I think some of them said "CAT" from their mouthing

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 5 років тому +1239

    “Christians are going after the next generation of kids.” Has a completely different meaning if you’re Catholic.

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 5 років тому +34

      BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH

    • @2011blueman
      @2011blueman 4 роки тому +58

      The girls are safe though if you're Catholic.

    • @guitarttimman
      @guitarttimman 4 роки тому +7

      This seems like humor, but it's not funny when a child dies in poverty or is used as a sacrifice. What if it were your child?
      It's obvious that there is a huge difference between Christians and that of Religion. Believing in the promotion of peace and love and that an intelligent solution is better than a violent one is good. As far as damnation is concerned, don't you think a child rapist or murderer deserves such a fate? When Jesus spoke in parables, it took an education to understand what he meant. He was under the attack of the Pharisee and the Roman Dictators. Jesus stated that he hated hypocrites and they we have no right to judge anyone. Don't listen to the idiots who try to manipulate the truth! There might be religions who threaten people with damnation, but that's not what Jesus did. On the contrary, he called such people hypocrites.

    • @utharkruna1116
      @utharkruna1116 4 роки тому

      That's so bad, but so plausible.

    • @guitarttimman
      @guitarttimman 4 роки тому

      I hope so because I love 'em.

  • @barrymichlowitz1071
    @barrymichlowitz1071 5 років тому +87

    "Success does not make you happy. I'm successful, but I am as miserable as f***." Thank you for that life lesson.

    • @MacHamish
      @MacHamish 5 місяців тому +1

      Having purpose is where happiness comes from.

  • @jso6790
    @jso6790 5 років тому +323

    I love how the minister was troubled by Jim Jefferies talking about "genitals" but then carried on about rotting and burning flesh in hell and stuff like that.. Genitals=Bad, RottingFlesh/Hellfire/Burning=Good freaking Christians...

    • @chaoslord8918
      @chaoslord8918 5 років тому +12

      My thoughts exactly. I was hoping Jim Jefferies would throw the guy's question right back at him after that.

    • @jso6790
      @jso6790 4 роки тому +2

      #notallChristians. ha. And seriously, thoughtful people know that, don't worry. "Some of my best friends are Christians" kidding, again. In seriousness, I know a great many good people who are devout Christians and find in their faith reasons to be kind towards all people, gentle, humble and pacifist. The same goes with many of my friends who are devout Muslims.

    • @jso6790
      @jso6790 4 роки тому +3

      @@someonefromsomewhere4430 Please, no worries. I can understand how someone who identifies as Christian might feel taken aback by my remark. I grew up Catholic and still feel that tinge whenever someone criticizes the Catholic Church, even though I know they merit that criticism. Although I do not practice religion anymore, I also remember that the Catholic Worker's Movement exists, and Dorothy Day, and so many other Catholics who sought out the best in themselves through Catholicism. It is a complex world, and broad generalities can not capture the full complexity of people. Your apology is very kind, and represents the kindness to which I referred. The world of "Comment Sections" is one of the most vicious places in the world at the moment, so kindness is even more appreciated as a consequence.

    • @jso6790
      @jso6790 4 роки тому +1

      @@someonefromsomewhere4430 Ha, see, generalities.. I am so used to Christians being offended I WRONGLY assumed you were Christian. I fell into the very trap I identified! My apologies for misreading who you are.

    • @leonamay8776
      @leonamay8776 4 роки тому +1

      It's also weird how he's an idolator. Assigning a gender / sex to God is assigning a humanised representation of God => idolatry.

  • @tombstonechess2231
    @tombstonechess2231 7 років тому +1032

    The problem with intellectuals is that they don't know how to think like an idiot (which most of our country is filled with)
    Thats why people like Seth Rogan, Jim Jefferies, and John Oliver are so great.
    They are smart as hell and they know how to speak idiot.
    We need more like them. God I miss George Carlin.

    • @CultofThings
      @CultofThings 6 років тому +41

      The Insomniac Died I'm sure he's somewhere right now, screaming up at us

    • @kaos1109
      @kaos1109 6 років тому +4

      Amen

    • @brettcampbell8981
      @brettcampbell8981 6 років тому +2

      Well said..

    • @MrBumbaclyde
      @MrBumbaclyde 6 років тому +14

      Most americans think John oliver speaks a different language 🤣👎

    • @hitreset0291
      @hitreset0291 6 років тому +15

      Yes, it is problematic in thinking like an idiot at times. Just when you think you have these F-wits figured out, they throw a whole new level of stupidity your way. Makes my head hurt some days.

  • @skepticalpickle5258
    @skepticalpickle5258 7 років тому +497

    Treat people the way you want to be treated.
    God isn't required.

    • @factsabouturmum9250
      @factsabouturmum9250 7 років тому +4

      ur mum isn't required

    • @moblue289
      @moblue289 7 років тому +3

      this is my absolute motto

    • @Biskawow
      @Biskawow 7 років тому +27

      thats a silly rule, I would greet women with a pat on the butt since thats how I want them to greet me

    • @1293Truck
      @1293Truck 7 років тому +1

      Apophis umm yes to all of what you said please

    • @christofferenfors3676
      @christofferenfors3676 7 років тому +1

      its been around.. Its called socialization.

  • @gavrilgavrilov1079
    @gavrilgavrilov1079 6 років тому +452

    "I am what God made me, young man." We have to find a way to bottle and sell Jim Jefferies' essence. This man is a wonder of the world.

    • @guitarttimman
      @guitarttimman 4 роки тому +3

      shit of the world

    • @Johnnysthunder
      @Johnnysthunder 4 роки тому +1

      I can think of something...

    • @NaiveDJack
      @NaiveDJack 4 роки тому

      We might not have Jim Jefferies essence, but we've got Jim Beam. Pretty much the same IMHO.

    • @jimmymondedo3324
      @jimmymondedo3324 3 роки тому +1

      That’s the joke. He doesn’t believe in it but the other guy does. And the other guy will make statements like that sometimes. So the other guy either has to believe that Jim Jeffries was made this way (something that he doesn’t want to do) or he has to not believe in that statement (something that he doesn’t want to do). It’s a joke that happens to be coming from a comedian

    • @jimmymondedo3324
      @jimmymondedo3324 3 роки тому

      @Pale Big Booty white girl if your spending your time to say something so meaningless and unprofound then your life must be as even more meaningless and aimless

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 6 років тому +244

    A lot of the things the Christian dude says about hell are not in the Bible.
    Also, an Amish farm hand would answer those questions the same way, but in German.

    • @squeaky9715
      @squeaky9715 5 років тому +1

      It actually comes from an anti Catholic church book from hundreds of years ago from ancient Rome.

    • @johannesklohse8115
      @johannesklohse8115 5 років тому +1

      Or what he thinks is German. The language has really changed after time.

    • @kersaherpafuqer784
      @kersaherpafuqer784 4 роки тому

      Like the whole aspect of damnation, that was from the Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri

    • @alexwaters4694
      @alexwaters4694 4 роки тому

      Not German, the Amish speak a Germanic dialect similar to Flemish.

    • @Sisterlisk
      @Sisterlisk 4 роки тому

      Also, an Amish farm hand wouldn't have a moustache. Only a beard.

  • @abhishekbadiger8343
    @abhishekbadiger8343 7 років тому +1277

    This show needs its own channel, comedy central. Ffs.

    • @bigfleet6974
      @bigfleet6974 7 років тому +5

      Abhishek Badiger im glad they cancelled larry wilmore, what a shit show. This lives up to colbert report

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 7 років тому +3

      President show also needs its own channel.

    • @psycold
      @psycold 7 років тому +1

      Wow Larry Wilmore was such shit that I didn't even realized it got cancelled.

    • @factsabouturmum9250
      @factsabouturmum9250 7 років тому

      ur mum is a channel

    • @Froggele
      @Froggele 7 років тому

      It has its own channel. Type in Jim Jefferies Show - booom you have it;)

  • @Morgancdogy
    @Morgancdogy 7 років тому +1132

    Anyone else find it a little creepy when religions target young kids? or is it just me?

    • @ralphbernhard1757
      @ralphbernhard1757 7 років тому +129

      It's creepy.
      They simply know that you have to get to them first, before they learn science.
      That's the only way to plant the seed of cognitive dissonance....

    • @CasualMorgan4
      @CasualMorgan4 7 років тому +18

      Thats the whole premise of the bit

    • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
      @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 5 років тому +52

      The most terrifying thing in the world is a priest talking to children

    • @alandgomez5905
      @alandgomez5905 5 років тому +12

      A little? I'd love to slap all these idiots with their 'good book'.

    • @brianbrinckjensen
      @brianbrinckjensen 5 років тому +13

      Not religion that is your problem, mate! It is mainstream media, because they not only tell your kids what to think! but also you!!!! and then you inforce it, double on your kid

  • @Bucky42069
    @Bucky42069 6 років тому +96

    I'm 19 years old and I remember when I was in Elementary school and the "Good News" club and all the teachers would be at the meetings and I only attended like 2 of them but I was basically pressured by both my mother and my classmates who bullied me.
    I wish the Actual News club was there instead.

    • @tiernanwearen8096
      @tiernanwearen8096 3 роки тому +6

      They tried to indoctrinatie me into Catholicism they failed at age 8 I became a atheist

  • @michiwonderoutdoors2282
    @michiwonderoutdoors2282 5 років тому +41

    "The world will never be free until the last monarch is strangled with the entrails of the last priest". Denis Diderot

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 5 років тому +2

      Mmmm communism, nice. Really peaceful ideology

    • @lalboimanlun1230
      @lalboimanlun1230 4 роки тому +1

      Why do you guys hate religion?

    • @Redgethechemist
      @Redgethechemist 4 роки тому +12

      @@meghanachauhan9380 That's not communism, Diderot was a philosopher, writer and scientist, during the age of enlightenment, he elaborated the first encyclopedia gathering all the scientific and technical knowledge of this time in order that people could educate themselves. Communism appeared much later in history. At this time, religion in occidental country was controlling the masses by telling lies to naive people in order to maintain them in ignorance. It's quite sad that in the 21st century, some people think that separating religion from state is a form of communism. We can unfortunately see that many religions in the world are brainwashing people's minds to maintain their own privileges.

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 3 роки тому +1

      @@lalboimanlun1230 because it makes people stupid

    • @thisisnothappening8452
      @thisisnothappening8452 3 роки тому

      @@MajorMlgNoob No, people are already stupid. Religion is used to manipulate the stupid.

  • @vamtheanomaly
    @vamtheanomaly 6 років тому +137

    The After School Satan....wont sell Jim?! I beg to differ sir! The abbreviation for it says it all! It's very easy to sell A.S.S.!

    • @LouisSubearth
      @LouisSubearth 6 років тому +10

      Only if it's accompanied by a bootyful devil in the logo.

    • @ZentColdStoneberserkr
      @ZentColdStoneberserkr 2 роки тому

      I bet law enforcement would probably be curious to know what is on your laptop.

  • @TheLivirus
    @TheLivirus 7 років тому +124

    Satan was the first to demand equal rights.

    • @AliothAncalagon
      @AliothAncalagon 5 років тому +10

      And then he made people believe he was the good guy, forced them into an abusive relationship with the threat that some other dude would be even more abusive and made them write a propaganda book to excuse all of that, the bible.

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 5 років тому +17

      @@AliothAncalagon what the fuck did I just read

    • @niklas7379
      @niklas7379 4 роки тому +31

      @@meghanachauhan9380 the perfect description of the very kind and in no way abusive Christian God.
      The almighty one that is so fragile that he will let you burn in hell for eternity when you don't worship him because you know, almightieness does not mean he has self esteem

    • @Amon.Abaddon
      @Amon.Abaddon 4 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @TheLivirus
      @TheLivirus 4 роки тому +1

      @Da Mighty Shabba I believe I got this from Lucien Greaves (founder of Satanic Temple). It struck me as equally funny and profound.

  • @thatguy9211-q8o
    @thatguy9211-q8o 7 років тому +91

    Jim deserves an award for exposing the word "Cunt", into common use here today. He is the Master of finding and exposing more "Cunts" than anybody. He has a remarkable story. I love this guy! Funny and smart as hell!

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica 7 років тому +3

      Musiclover
      Cunt is a common word. Just not in front of me mum.

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 7 років тому +1

      Musiclover
      Well. You could play more online video games. I have HUNDEREDS of friends from around the world.
      And hear that All the time.
      Plus a few others lmao...

    • @soporificpunk1480
      @soporificpunk1480 7 років тому +1

      Apparently Jim was the one who got a lot of comedy clubs to lift the informal ban on using the word. (In Australia) Supposedly he got the title 'The Rosa Parks Of Cunt' because of it - no idea if it was just an elaborate joke though!

    • @BuickGirl1986
      @BuickGirl1986 5 років тому +2

      Lip read, he didnt say cunt and neither did the children.

    • @loaloko9068
      @loaloko9068 5 років тому +1

      it was cow

  • @SageGarlandSingerSongwriter
    @SageGarlandSingerSongwriter 6 років тому +93

    When he asks, "Would you still be nice to other people?" that one girl in the blue dress just kinda shrugs like, "Uh sure. If I have to." She is my new favourite person.

  • @anonymousfx5254
    @anonymousfx5254 5 років тому +26

    “If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit.” - Rust Cohle.

    • @elysian95
      @elysian95 3 роки тому

      The same way law enforcement keeps you decent?

    • @federicolopezbervejillo7995
      @federicolopezbervejillo7995 2 роки тому

      @@elysian95 Law enforcement does not reward you for being decent.

  • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
    @Howitchewstofeel5gum 5 років тому +29

    "Do you believe that all animals come from two animals being on a boat?"
    He had to think for a second on that one 😂

  • @namekman01
    @namekman01 7 років тому +393

    "we're satanists, but we dont believe in satan"
    EITHER START SACRIFICING HUMANS TO OPEN A HELL GATE, OR QUIT FRONTIN!

    • @dlilwon
      @dlilwon 6 років тому

      namekman01 init

    • @B20C0
      @B20C0 6 років тому +29

      What she said and they muted is that atheists are actually viewed as satanists by christians.
      So being a satanist is essentially "turning away from god".

    • @-8_8-
      @-8_8- 6 років тому +9

      B20C0 Most of the ones I've run across seem to say atheists are worse because at least Satanists believe in something. And the only thing worse than that would be an agnostic because they won't "take sides."

    • @brianh6773
      @brianh6773 6 років тому +3

      dixiesecularskeptic, well then that should show you that they arent very smart.

    • @-8_8-
      @-8_8- 6 років тому +4

      Brian H An unfortunate side effect of using limited resources to advance ones knowledge of existence. Point is though is that different sects have differing opinions. It's always been interesting to me how believers want to assign someone sort of faith, like satanism, to groups who profess to follow evidence instead of superstition. It's also interesting how some leap to the assumption that atheists are being "led away" by satan.

  • @tyronshoelaces420
    @tyronshoelaces420 7 років тому +273

    I hope people understand the point of the bit is that humans are inherently good and you don't need to have an opinion of somebody's opinion to live a healthy and wonderful Life.

    • @TheICEgirl6100
      @TheICEgirl6100 7 років тому +25

      "humans are inherently good" lmao sure

    • @kitkami
      @kitkami 7 років тому +12

      Humans are about the only "evil" thing on this planet. Us and cats, cats are evil too.

    • @kartoffelman111
      @kartoffelman111 7 років тому +23

      Humans don't inherently want to hurt others. They want to improve their own situation and sadly that often involves hurting others in some way. I don't think that there is such a thing as unconditional hate. We hate something or someone for a reason, even if we only made that reason up in our minds, there has to be something that initiates your hate. That being said, all of us are whining cunts, so it's nit hard for us to make up some reason to hate.

    • @thurst0n
      @thurst0n 7 років тому

      You projecting?

    • @kartoffelman111
      @kartoffelman111 7 років тому +2

      player two player two just observing that people are constantly allowing themselves to be offended or pissed of by everything. Just have a look at the internet, tell me you don't see people constantly bitching about stupid shit. Still i don't think you can take all the death threats seriously, do you?

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 7 років тому +175

    We need more mainstream secularist outlets man

    • @factsabouturmum9250
      @factsabouturmum9250 7 років тому +3

      ur mum's an outlet

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 6 років тому +2

      We have one. It's called science.

    • @blackearl7891
      @blackearl7891 6 років тому

      Mark Gigiel he means something like the satanist proposal but with better marketing.

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 6 років тому +2

      Secular Talk is good.

    • @raymondflores5176
      @raymondflores5176 5 років тому

      @@jaelynn7575 kulinsky makes false claims about judaism and mistakes the old testament for the tanakh often

  • @pilisjose
    @pilisjose 4 роки тому +6

    Why isn't Jim supervising our children's education? He clearly has the kindness of heart that you need for the job.

  • @jayblack5231
    @jayblack5231 5 років тому +42

    "I wish I had this many kids in my church."

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 5 років тому +14

      That gave me the creeps when he said that.

  • @Piyamakarro
    @Piyamakarro 7 років тому +433

    He taught the kids how to swear, that’s amazing.

    • @nandanvaidya2266
      @nandanvaidya2266 7 років тому +28

      Piyamakarro didn't you hear the kids saying they'll be good to each other despite what comes (or doesn't) after death? or that's not important at all?

    • @smmm5559
      @smmm5559 7 років тому +2

      he did not learn them that he just asked them
      making kids swear is not good and not called for

    • @smmm5559
      @smmm5559 7 років тому +4

      River
      god has nothing to do with this
      advocating for being nice to others and showing respect is not a god thing but it's what every single philosopher stood up with from russel . noam chomski or even in ancient Greece
      and that was before jesus
      u r giving the religion a victory it shouldn't have by saying only religion stood up for this
      it's really sad to a lot of atheists just going against every single thing they think religion is for

    • @smmm5559
      @smmm5559 7 років тому +3

      River
      every one is saying it is not an argument
      i used to say it when i was childish so really man just grow up
      for me i don't and will not swear at my friends my girl or my family members and honestly for me i feel like a lot of the anger that drove me to say those worlds is not an option for me
      so i don't get angry at all

    • @Gtomer
      @Gtomer 7 років тому +15

      He didn`t teach them anything. They already knew it.

  • @Bestline7
    @Bestline7 7 років тому +6

    This is the best one yet Jim. The kids really appreciated being told the truth about life. Instead of being filled with a bunch of fairy-tales.

  • @Dativad101
    @Dativad101 7 років тому +273

    Why aren’t there more episodes of this show???

    • @wiserr2319
      @wiserr2319 7 років тому

      i think it only runs on tuesdays

    • @factsabouturmum9250
      @factsabouturmum9250 7 років тому +2

      because of ur mum

    • @RtN314
      @RtN314 6 років тому +1

      Probably because you're dumb and you don't watch Comedy Central!

    • @jasonmullinder
      @jasonmullinder 5 років тому

      it's in it's 3rd season

  • @Tar-Numendil
    @Tar-Numendil 5 років тому +43

    Jim you are my favorite comedian for 3 reasons.
    1. You're funny as hell.
    2. You're blunt.
    3. You're an atheist like myself.

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 4 роки тому

      He isn't afraid to say bullshit regardless of how intelligent the person is or isn't.

    • @GauravGRocks
      @GauravGRocks 4 роки тому

      @3-7-77 that's why I just say I'm not religious rather than atheist. religious people tend to treat atheism like its own religion even though it's literally the absence of religion.

    • @cd8048
      @cd8048 4 роки тому

      @@GauravGRocks I'd argue (and etymologicaly speaking I'm right) that atheism is a belief in the absence of A god (whatever that may be).
      While non-religious means that you have no belief what so ever on the matter.
      Agnosticism is having a belief that knowing if god exists is impossible for us, and may coexist with religious, non-religious or atheistic beliefs.
      Tl:dr: atheism is a belief but not a religion (no doctrine or unifying narrative or whatever)

    • @cd8048
      @cd8048 4 роки тому

      Ps. Agnosticism is complicated

    • @Createdplayer11
      @Createdplayer11 2 роки тому

      so you’re a satanist 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AnDitaLee
    @AnDitaLee 3 роки тому +17

    I read into the church of Satan a while ago and he is right, they have a marketing problem. The tenants they follow are pretty reasonable for the most part. I was shocked to learn they don’t worship any deities and are devoted atheists. A lot of what they promote is common sense decency. It really surprised me.

    • @frankfurteranimus
      @frankfurteranimus 3 роки тому

      This group here is the Satanic Temple, which is different from the Church of Satan.

    • @guitarttimman
      @guitarttimman 3 роки тому

      That's not true. It is something that Anton Lavey stated, but he was doing that as a marketing tool. He even admitted to watering down satanism!

    • @Actionzombie98
      @Actionzombie98 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah im a satanist and there marketing is terrible but there all great people the most important holiday for us all is our own respective birthday 🎂 self indulge and self love and respect

    • @ciherrera
      @ciherrera 2 роки тому

      @@Actionzombie98 I think it’s kind of genius for what they’re trying to do. If they were called anything else they wouldn’t be getting anywhere near the amount of attention they have gotten.

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 2 роки тому

      "Devoted atheists" 🤣👍

  • @andrewnibbi
    @andrewnibbi 7 років тому +4

    The idea of Jim being an educator to young minds is terrifying and delightful simultaneously; another great field piece

  • @davidgilboa4694
    @davidgilboa4694 7 років тому +59

    I wan Jim as my teacher

  • @monkeyman2407
    @monkeyman2407 6 років тому +13

    There was a Christian group that came into my public high school called Student Venture. I think they took a tip from the Church of $cientology, in that they offered free "personality tests." They didn't use the infamous "e meter", rather they used a multiple choice quiz & attendance to their "presentation" wasn't by choice - that crap was mandatory during study hall. (& of course, they tried to recruit you to go to their church.)I still don't understand how they can do that in a public school.

  • @percivalsweetwater9992
    @percivalsweetwater9992 6 років тому +33

    We had Good News Club in our Kentucky high school, 1975. The lowest academic level kids joined.

  • @SamsungKE
    @SamsungKE 6 років тому +5

    "I am who I am. I am what God made me young man" Amazing 😂😂😂

  • @thebluefox_rech5704
    @thebluefox_rech5704 5 років тому +12

    Afternoon Satan Club..Sign me up!

  • @mrclueuin
    @mrclueuin 7 років тому +178

    😱😮😐😶😏😁😄😆
    The several stages of watching the Jim Jefferies show!

  • @Jhughes1945
    @Jhughes1945 5 років тому +14

    Nobody think a preist saying I wish I had that many children in my church raises a red flag no

  • @niji2980
    @niji2980 3 роки тому +2

    Hail Jesus.

  • @joons3374
    @joons3374 5 років тому +1

    This show is the best thing that happened in my life. I do not even feel guilty watching it unlike watching other shows, because I don't feel like wasting my time on it.

  • @Lubz_0
    @Lubz_0 6 років тому +4

    I'm Muslim, and I'll raise my children to be whatever they want to be. I'll raise them to be good and free just like the way my father raised me 😍😍😍😍

    • @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs
      @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs 5 років тому

      You're going to raise them to be whatever they want to be...as long as they believe in Allah and the prophets.

  • @mikitz
    @mikitz 5 років тому +17

    This was a great reminder of why Satanism isn't for idiots.

  • @evapeace2385
    @evapeace2385 2 роки тому +4

    Christianity brings stability to society not all the other false doctrines!

  • @lindsayeller8649
    @lindsayeller8649 3 роки тому

    I'm a member of TST! Very proud to be a part of it!!!

  • @jaimepatino1382
    @jaimepatino1382 2 роки тому +1

    Outrageous crazy stuff 👹👹👹👹

  • @VampiraVonGhoulscout
    @VampiraVonGhoulscout 6 років тому +6

    Hahaha
    "If you don't eat your broccoli, you'll get the electric chair, you dirty sinner!"

  • @dailydanks6685
    @dailydanks6685 7 років тому +5

    Jefferies always keeping it💯👍😲

  • @Gramatica_en_TI
    @Gramatica_en_TI 7 років тому +28

    1:19 the face you make when they defeat you using your own arguments.

    • @kenanenver5323
      @kenanenver5323 5 років тому +1

      Stfu you fool ignorant, this is all an agenda to turn ppl away from God, all while the elites who run your country are devil worshipers and once they get the rfid chip implanted in you, your soul will belong to the devil

    • @kenanenver5323
      @kenanenver5323 5 років тому

      @David Godfrey theirs loads of evidence, they refer to scripture all the time, go to channels mark dice and call for an uprising, the elites worship satan and push agendas, the latest one is making Christians look like the bad guys and ushering in this do what thou wilt mentality, knowledge is power and you have very little if it, visit those channels watch their videos and cine bk to me in couple of days

    • @kenanenver5323
      @kenanenver5323 5 років тому

      @Myla Starseed the nwo they are ushering in so they can have their place on the pyramid and sheeple like you at the bottom, with rfid chip the mark of beast, read that bit

    • @shawndawg3604
      @shawndawg3604 4 роки тому

      @@kenanenver5323 aren't there other things that are supposed to happen before the 666 stuff like the scorpions that are the size of horses... I haven't seen any of those... Try reading Revelation from chapter 1 and not from the middle before coming to feed us ur bullshit conspiracy theories

  • @TheCyberDruid
    @TheCyberDruid 4 роки тому +1

    Damn, Jim is one of the few that got what's the problem! Hats off to you :)

  • @samsurrency6967
    @samsurrency6967 6 років тому +1

    I loved this; good humor, good message.

  • @nromk
    @nromk 5 років тому +8

    Wow religion and fast food can literally shape our school agenda!

  • @TheICEgirl6100
    @TheICEgirl6100 7 років тому +29

    recruiting people by scaring the shit out of people, clasic
    also satanist are really nice imo

  • @OpenMind3000
    @OpenMind3000 7 років тому +34

    Hahaha. Epic😄

  • @ebayguy38
    @ebayguy38 5 років тому

    I'm Christian and I still can't help but like this guy. He's so entertaining.

    • @guitarttimman
      @guitarttimman 4 роки тому

      A true Christian won't like anything that is contrary to Jesus' word. You're allowing the flesh to deceive you.

  • @regntonne
    @regntonne 4 роки тому +1

    I approve of this message.

  • @jay24july
    @jay24july 7 років тому +4

    Well done

  • @Rayzersword
    @Rayzersword 5 років тому +7

    Simple explanation: satan in Hebrew = adversary

  • @DanielAndersson80
    @DanielAndersson80 7 років тому +9

    They emphasize critical thinking but didn't use it when coming up with a name like the After School Satan Club. Really put some thought into that name, too much maybe.

  • @Peepers2
    @Peepers2 5 років тому

    Love Jim Jefferies😆👍

  • @we8608
    @we8608 4 роки тому +1

    OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 when the guy laughed out loud the moment good news club came on the screen....wow 😂😂😂😂

  • @redbloodedamerican0523
    @redbloodedamerican0523 5 років тому +29

    Nobody:
    Marketers: we want ‘em young

  • @KarK1ttyy
    @KarK1ttyy 5 років тому +9

    "Fire and flamse and non stop heat"
    Sooo modern day Australia

  • @ianflowforever
    @ianflowforever 5 років тому +19

    >asking an evangelical if they believe in the rapture
    I mean, they invented it

  • @piehound
    @piehound 4 роки тому

    Yay for Jim Jefferies . . . . YAY !!!!!!!!!

  • @thewirah1
    @thewirah1 4 роки тому +1

    "Rotting, heat, and fire, festering wounds that are just never going away". If that's what hell is, then I have seen worse on earth.

  • @ethanhartman7329
    @ethanhartman7329 4 роки тому +6

    When people ask me why I'm an atheist, I tell them that my bullshit radar still works

  • @nicholasbullock5894
    @nicholasbullock5894 5 років тому +5

    “The Bible says....”
    Think for yourself, sheep. Free thinking is what brings advancement, not blindly following.

  • @erikgruber9736
    @erikgruber9736 6 років тому +5

    4:57 Most productive class ever.

  • @palamecianrider7385
    @palamecianrider7385 6 років тому

    I love the message

  • @hoboroadie
    @hoboroadie 6 років тому +1

    Nothing is as scary as a true believer.

  • @polarfroge
    @polarfroge 3 роки тому +3

    JJ just taught those kids (at the end) far, FAR more about the realities of existence in 2 minutes than they'd learn in 2 decades of theological shaming and premeditated hypocrisy.

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 5 років тому +4

    I believe the devil prefers to be called Lucifer.

    • @georgej1019
      @georgej1019 4 роки тому +1

      It's "Stephen" I actually go by nowadays Jarrod thank you 😋

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz 7 років тому +7

    Jim Jefferies' class is better.

  • @koreboredom4302
    @koreboredom4302 4 роки тому +2

    That one guy in the audience is just the best.

  • @alexconnor7733
    @alexconnor7733 3 роки тому

    I love Jim

  • @ndgv2
    @ndgv2 7 років тому +7

    Give this show it's own channel. I'd love to subscribe to it, but I will not subscribe to Comedy Central and have them clogging my page up with all their tripe and garbage shows. I just want to sub to Jim Jefferies.

  • @seiyuokamihimura5082
    @seiyuokamihimura5082 5 років тому +3

    Evangelicals sounds like something you'd find in Cats the musical.

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 4 роки тому +3

    Critical thinking and Satan club in the same sentence...

  • @999across
    @999across 6 років тому

    @ 3:23 Exactly you genius which is why the Separation of Church & State is such a great idea & written into the 1A of the Constitution also know as the establishment clause. It was so important that the founder not only wrote it into the most important document but they wrote at the very beginning.

  • @adamatch9624
    @adamatch9624 7 років тому +4

    say after me “don’t be a c**t” lmfao

  •  7 років тому +16

    Not surprising, even the Satanic Bible denies that there is Satan, it's actually a really good book making reasonable points

    • @phxbillcee
      @phxbillcee 7 років тому +2

      Yeah, but why bother to use the "symbol" of satan? Poisons the well before you even get to specifics. It's like Bernie (Sanders) unfortunately, the second he says "socialist" many just automatically tune out. I'm a socialist on many issues, but I knew, even if Hillary didn't have the DNC behind her & Bernie won the nomination, his labeling would have killed him.

    • @drgnlady13
      @drgnlady13 7 років тому +8

      phxbillcee Because the whole point of that version of Satanism is to mock the magical thinking in the Bible. Think of it as trolling the Christians.

    • @phxbillcee
      @phxbillcee 7 років тому +2

      But that means its only good on the irony or satirical scale & will never be a force for real change.

    • @a.b3748
      @a.b3748 7 років тому +3

      The book is stupid and juvenile. The whole point of the church of satan is aimless blasphemy, which can be a lot of fun and liberation for people who grew up religious.. but again it's written very poorly.

    • @Ted_Stryker
      @Ted_Stryker 7 років тому +1

      Sam. X. It's also a convenient tool for assholes to use to act as self absorbed as they please, all while making it, hopefully in their eyes, seem like this is not the case at all and they are just superior intellectuals and the rest of us are fools. You are right. It is a flawed book and philosophy, in many ways, but perhaps the biggest incorrect assumption in it is that we as humans are, and always will be, inherently selfish. And, so we should only behave selfishly, because that is just the natural order of things. For an ideology that claims to take a lot of influence from the findings of Charles Darwin and evolution as a whole, this seems counterintuitive to say the least, because as we grow as a species and as we evolve with the ever changing world around us, we change and adapt to our environment, not just physically, but also intellectually, and yes even instinctually, just like every other animal. And, so, this is a very big miscalculation on their part, in my opinion. Not only because it's just plain wrong, but also because, using their theory, we are almost certain to destroy ourselves. However, if we reject this sort of recessive thinking and continue to promote good moral values and a strong sense of empathy towards each other, we may, ultimately, become a species with those traits and values imbedded in each of our dna. After all, history has shown when we look out for one another as a whole, especially the least fortunate of us first, we prosper. ...They are as flawed as or more flawed than any other religion I can think of...

  • @DFMoray
    @DFMoray 5 років тому +14

    Jim doesn’t feel remorse when he hurts others.

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 5 років тому +4

      He didn’t hurt anyone, though...

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 5 років тому +7

      ​@nafia morris Saying something nasty is not the same thing as hate speech. Hate speech is about targeting someone for the way that they are born - for something they can't help. People can help being Christian. They can help revering a cruel, unethical, psychopathic god. They can help thinking that women should marry their rapists, that they're property, and that adulterers should bee stoned to death. They can help thinking that thieves should have their hands cut off, that genocide is acceptable, and that slavery is justifiable. They can help thinking that critical thinking and logic are useless. In other words, they can help revering Christian pseudo-morality (and all the aforementioned unethical things are explicitly condoned, encouraged, praised, and revered in the Bible).
      Jim wasn't using hate speech - he was pointing out the lack of ethics and logic in Christian ideology, and the brainwashing of young children into that horrific ideology. That's not the same thing as using hate speech.
      Like most Christians who comment on UA-cam, you don't even know the first thing about the topics you are trying to argue against.

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 5 років тому

      @nafia morris Now, by you calling him a "jew puppet", using the word Jew in a way that you mean to be derogatory, YOU are being both anti-semitic, and using hate speech. The reason for this is because Judaism is not just an ideology - it's also a race. You are using a race as a slur. And that's hateful.
      Jim was being logical and ethical. You are being irrational and hateful. Do you understand the difference now?

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 5 років тому +3

      @nafia morris
      “You can't call it "anti semetic" and hate speech lmfao”
      Antisemitic (you spelled it wrong multiple times, even though I’d spelled it correctly for you in my own comment....it’s no wonder you don’t understand the meaning of the word, since you can’t even figure out how to spell it properly) rhetoric is the definition of hate speech. For example:
      www.coe.int/en/web/no-hate-campaign/-/-action-day-countering-antisemitic-hate-speech-21-november
      fra.europa.eu/en/publication/2013/discrimination-and-hate-crime-against-jews-eu-member-states-experiences-and/findings-q%26a
      hatecrime.osce.org/what-hate-crime/anti-semitism
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism
      “semetic (sic) is a reference to language, not ethnicity”
      Semitic has multiple meanings. It can refer to language influenced by Hebrew or Aramaic, or it can refer to Judaism.
      en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Semitism
      Semitic people are an ETHNIC group who currently speak, or whose ancestors spoke, semitic languages.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semitic_people
      “and jews are not semetic (sic), arabs are, but not jews, so anti semetic (sic) isn't even used for jews lmfao.”
      The aforementioned article explains how we got the term “antisemitic”, and why it narrowly refers to discrimination towards Jews. Many words in the English language have root parts with meanings that differ (slightly, or wholly) from the meaning of the word itself - it’s simply how language works. By trying to refer to a partial root of the word “antisemitism”, and claim that because it refers to Arabs, the word antisemitism has no meaning, you are implementing a logical fallacy - a Linguistic Fallacy. In case you don’t know what a logical fallacy is, it’s an innately illogical argument. Because your entire comment consists of nothing but inaccurate information and logical fallacies, it is innately illogical, and not to be taken seriously.
      mathlair.allfunandgames.ca/linguisticfallacies.php
      Anyway, you’re wrong (yet again). The word “semitic” does, in fact, refer to people of Jewish descent. In reference to ethnicity, it’s an outdated term, because it refers to a combination of ethnicities, including modern Jews, Levantine Arabs, Assyrians, Samaritans, and more.
      “and you are not born a jew...can you convert to caucasian? no...can you convert to being a jew? yes...therefore, not "born" a jew, therefore not hate speech”
      Wrong again, I’m afraid. As I’ve already explained, Judaism is not merely a religion, it is a a race. More specifically, it is an ethnoreligious group. People of Jewish descent have distinct DNA that identifies them as of a unique ethnic heritage. Jewish people who convert to other religions, or leave the religion of Judaism altogether are still referred to as Jewish, because the Jews are an ethnic group. Once again, you are using a Linguistic fallacy. You are fallaciously assuming that because a word has one meaning, that means that it can’t have any other meanings (ie, because the word Jew refers to a religion, that means that it can’t also refer to an ethnicity. Of course, it refers to both, because words have multiple meanings, and Jews are an ethnoreligious group), and you are then using this fallacious premise to claim that, because you’ve fallaciously (ie, illogically) claimed that the word Jew can’t mean an ethnic group and a religion, that means that you can’t be hateful and discriminatory towards them. Your entire argument is illogical on so many levels, it’s ridiculous.
      Anyway, as you can see from the sources below, and the one I linked to above about Semitic peoples, Jewish people are a distinct ethnic group. And again, you’ve made it clear that when you are hatefully referring to Jews, you are referring to people who are ethnically Jewish. When you use the word “Jew” as a slur, you aren’t referring to someone who just converted to Judaism - you’re referring to people whose ancestry is fully, or in part, Jewish (ie, Semitic), like the Rothschilds, and the people killed in the Holocaust.
      books.google.co.uk/books?id=GN5yv3-U6goC&lpg=PP1&pg=PA133&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
      books.google.co.uk/books?id=ze30q1hm8uUC&pg=PA85&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC18733/
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews#cite_note-Jews-are-ethnoreligious-group-10
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_ethnic_divisions
      academic.oup.com/sf/article-abstract/39/4/328/1941703?redirectedFrom=fulltext
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_studies_on_Jews
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-chromosomal_Aaron
      Antisemitism is generally referred to as a form of RACIAL discrimination for all the aforementioned reasons. You are both antisemitic, and racist.
      www.un.org/ga/search/view_doc.asp?symbol=A/RES/53/133
      www.ecaj.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/2014_antisemitism_report.pdf
      “eat a dick”
      Yeah, that’s about the level of intelligence I would expect to see from someone like you. You really do know how to construct an intelligent argument. LOL.

    • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
      @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 5 років тому +2

      @nafia morris mate you need to grow up

  • @russianbear6384
    @russianbear6384 6 років тому +2

    It's all a laugh until you meet your maker

  • @LonaM4E
    @LonaM4E 5 років тому

    Thank you Jim for teaching me

  • @mrezao_o6653
    @mrezao_o6653 7 років тому +4

    Lol That was true and funny

  • @nettlecider
    @nettlecider 6 років тому +6

    I'm sure G. Carling is looking up at you and he is smiling .D

  • @_steamfunk_2271
    @_steamfunk_2271 2 роки тому +3

    Satanism is evil

  • @FreakyLeek
    @FreakyLeek 5 років тому

    Treat others how you would like to be treated. Simple and effective. Nothing more needed. 👍

  • @StonedSpartan
    @StonedSpartan 6 років тому

    You're my hero Jim

  • @Theoneandonlygoofygang
    @Theoneandonlygoofygang 7 років тому +5

    The kids seemed so happy to able to swear.

  • @PaulSmith-qs1es
    @PaulSmith-qs1es 5 років тому +6

    It sounds like Jim's audience is encouraged to bring alcohol

  • @robothunter1035
    @robothunter1035 5 років тому +3

    When I was a kid I went to after school Satan club. We called it "home."

  • @elrenato82
    @elrenato82 3 роки тому +1

    I'm a satanist and a witch but I consider myself a good person. I only believe in myself and the people I love.

    • @AnDitaLee
      @AnDitaLee 3 роки тому

      You are brave to say that on social media and after learning about The church of Satan I was so surprised. There beliefs are not at all what is portrayed in the media. I was brainwashed by our society to think that Satanist were devil worshiping, murderous, and mean. I hope you don’t suffer persecution for your beliefs. It’s seems like many good people could be Satanist. I don’t know much about witchcraft but I do feel a connection to non physical energies and don’t doubt there existence.

    • @elrenato82
      @elrenato82 3 роки тому

      @@AnDitaLee Thank you for your message! It really made my day! We as satanists are very confident people who choose our own path in life and yes we are indeed not evil. And the media portrays us as pshychos. But I must mention some people do evil things. And that is not good. Real Satanists do not. And we do not care about persecution. We know we are powerful to withstand negative emotions and nonsense. That is our strength.

  • @gyanarihant7113
    @gyanarihant7113 4 роки тому

    Love this guy

  • @shawnhollahan590
    @shawnhollahan590 2 роки тому +3

    When a lost soul hides in sarcastic arrogance from TRUTH

  • @thisisfyne
    @thisisfyne 6 років тому +8

    I'm all about critical thinking and evidence-based beliefs, but if you want to be taken seriously, don't call yourself a "satanist club", because:
    1- If you don't believe God exists, same necessarily goes for Satan
    2- It doesn't even represent what the club is about
    3- It just gives fuel to people to easily discredit everything you want to do
    I mean, come on

    • @daliborzita6020
      @daliborzita6020 6 років тому +1

      I bet it's a marketing thing again: the satan's name got them to TV's and news. If they were called 'critical thinkers club' or something like that, nobody would care.

    • @UnderCultures
      @UnderCultures 5 років тому +1

      You don't get it man. It's a way to get religion out of everything. It's a way to get of overreaching freedom of religion laws. Claim every single privilege they get in the name of Satanism so that it gets taken away

  • @karami8844
    @karami8844 3 роки тому +3

    We all know Satan is a liar and the great deceiver. Don’t won’t fall for it. Haha.

  • @primus7776
    @primus7776 5 років тому

    I LOVE JJ !

  • @khomotsokgomo1538
    @khomotsokgomo1538 3 роки тому +3

    The Lord Jesus Christ is watching. Repent

    • @hexa1905
      @hexa1905 3 роки тому +1

      Your virtual boyfriend jesus is now dead.
      Get over it we will not come back.

    • @Matt-ql1cj
      @Matt-ql1cj 3 роки тому

      @@hexa1905 Jesus died for the sins of each one of us but He rose again! He lives now and wants everyone to be saved and believe in Him
      The choice is ours brother, God’s not mad at you He’s waiting you with open arms

  • @nicoleluis667
    @nicoleluis667 2 роки тому +3

    Disgusting