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  • @TheMrMeng
    @TheMrMeng Місяць тому +228

    When it comes to Donald Trump every accusation is a confession. Every single one. Every single time.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +12

      Amen, brother and/or sister.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Місяць тому +6

      BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @PaulRossi-kh4fn
      @PaulRossi-kh4fn Місяць тому

      The great Donald J. Trump will be exonerated of all bogus charges against him.
      Vote the great Donald J. Trump everyone this November..🇺🇸

    • @conradsurak6060
      @conradsurak6060 Місяць тому +2

      🎯💯🔥

    • @Michael-tl2yj
      @Michael-tl2yj Місяць тому

      DON'T WRITE CHECKS WITH YOUR MOUTH YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH PAL, PROVE IT, LET'S SEE AN EXAMPLE

  • @christinevoet-zeman2504
    @christinevoet-zeman2504 Місяць тому +105

    Titus, you are my spirit animal!

  • @paulpryor850
    @paulpryor850 Місяць тому +97

    Those who ask for immunity are guilty. Innocent people don't need it!

    • @PaulRossi-kh4fn
      @PaulRossi-kh4fn Місяць тому

      The great Donald J. Trump isn't guilty of anything!

    • @c10wiremantawwallace13
      @c10wiremantawwallace13 Місяць тому

      Immunity is granted to all Presidents performing their duties so the opposition party can't arbitrarily indict them for partisan reasons accusing them of criminal acts that they do not approve of.
      If the SCOTUS says that D. Trump does not have any Presidential Immunity simply because he lost the election held in November wasn't actually still the President up until January 26 when Joe Biden was sworn in.
      That opens up the door for the Republican Majority in Congress to Indict Barack Obama & Joe Biden for criminal prosecution too!!!
      Obama for drone strikes in Iraq that murdered 7 American citizens & Joe Biden for breaking Constitutional law & allowing Illegal Immigrants to invade America.
      The Rubicon has already been crossed by this Joe Biden DOJ that has coordinated to Prosecute D. Trump on these bogus 5 indictments!!!
      Democrats are ALREADY doing exactly what they FEAR that D. Trump may do if he is Reelected!!!

    • @robertking6924
      @robertking6924 Місяць тому

      ​@PaulRossi-kh4fn 😂😂😂😂😂. Yeah, he's a straight arrow, alright.😂😂😂.

    • @paulpryor850
      @paulpryor850 Місяць тому +2

      @@PaulRossi-kh4fn 🙈🙉🙊

    • @KellyHurley-ww1gm
      @KellyHurley-ww1gm Місяць тому

      ​@@PaulRossi-kh4fn😂😂😂😂😂you are delusional.

  • @SaturmornCarvilli
    @SaturmornCarvilli Місяць тому +48

    It's not that he's running for president that gets me. It's that there's enough people willing to vote for him, he still has a chance.

  • @brainfodder3233
    @brainfodder3233 Місяць тому +36

    Remove all the judges he appointed and why hasn't Agolf Twitler been interrogated for his espionage crap?

    • @wanderer5766
      @wanderer5766 Місяць тому +2

      Agolf Twitler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @notyourroad
    @notyourroad Місяць тому +66

    If anybody had faith in the national enquirer, they need a CAT scan right away.

    • @zeroenna8554
      @zeroenna8554 Місяць тому +7

      Agreed, that's why it's so sad that Bill Maher almost exclusively gets his news from them. After I heard him say that on a podcast I can't take him seriously anymore.

    • @karlajaeger2082
      @karlajaeger2082 Місяць тому

      But...but bat boy just had grandkids. Say it ain't so! Fake news. It's a conspiracy.

    • @kalipw0210
      @kalipw0210 Місяць тому +1

      And their voter card shredded...

  • @WishL
    @WishL Місяць тому +74

    I said it before I'll say it again Let's vote for Trump 2 more turns people
    1 term in state prison
    1 term in federal prison
    He sure deserves it😃

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 Місяць тому +7

      Make it 3 times. The 3rd time in military, gitmo.

    • @c10wiremantawwallace13
      @c10wiremantawwallace13 Місяць тому

      You win dumbest liberal of the week award.

    • @douglasbillington8521
      @douglasbillington8521 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@evanpatterson7098but, but, he REALLY had bone spurs😅 just doesn't know which foot. Or why he needed to say that he had bone spurs.

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 Місяць тому

      @@douglasbillington8521 to get 5 deferments from the Vietnam War draft.

  • @alexandertucker6140
    @alexandertucker6140 Місяць тому +63

    That's my Favorite Jim Carrey quote of all time!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SniffHeinkel
      @SniffHeinkel Місяць тому +11

      I know, right? I recently used a gif of it on Twitter to reply to a post about Trump crying about how cold and uncomfortable the courtroom he is being tried in is.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +5

      I used that in a Truth Social post I infiltrated. My account was deleted the next day. 😂 What a bunch of snowflakes!

    • @moonbladem
      @moonbladem Місяць тому +5

      ​@@gamepapa1211They can dish it, but they can't take it. 😁

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye Місяць тому

      @@gamepapa1211 - At least TS is open about their snowflake hysteria in their terms of service.
      The terms of service on Twitter, at least since Musk bought it, are no longer a reliable guide for what is ok and what is not. You can violate their ToS policies against bigotry and be untouched, but you'll get banned for random things like criticising Musk, reporting on people being banned for criticising Musk, disagreeing with Musk, reporting on people being banned for disagreeing with Musk, etc.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Місяць тому +1

      @@gamepapa1211 Free Speech! (That we agree with)

  • @kathyrama4570
    @kathyrama4570 Місяць тому +30

    Hysterical that a guy named Pecker took care of Trump's Pecker!!!

  • @Lonewolfmike
    @Lonewolfmike Місяць тому +16

    Thank you so much Titus for ALL of these. You are a a national treasure.

  • @hunglikeahorse---fly
    @hunglikeahorse---fly Місяць тому +66

    I have typed that Jim Carrey line MANY times on UA-cam... and every time I do they DELETE my comment!!! 🤬🤬🤬

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +16

      Pretty sure that's because "a$$hole" is not cleared by the FCC yet whereas "shit" can be said with glee without inciting a fine now.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye Місяць тому

      I get censored just for typing "W@nk"... but without the @.
      This form of censorship, however, has existed as long as broadcasting has, so most people don't even notice it anymore. Conservative cancel culture is so prevalent that it's just background noise.

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 Місяць тому +9

      mood, buddy. mood. can't even mention about eating a certain class of too-damn-well-off bourgeoisie or quote a titled essay about the mythology of horatio alger and how it needs to be "unalived" without getting shadowbanned for "bullying" the powerful 🤬

    • @hunglikeahorse---fly
      @hunglikeahorse---fly Місяць тому

      @gamepapa1211 I've even tried typing it the way you did. It's more than just that one, too... almost every anti sweet potato Hitler comment I say they delete!

    • @franneep
      @franneep Місяць тому +2

      What jim carrey line?

  • @AvangionQ
    @AvangionQ Місяць тому +31

    Projection: accusing your opposition of the worst you yourself are most guilty of. Tends to work until what you're doing is exposed.

  • @TalkingWithBob
    @TalkingWithBob Місяць тому +36

    That jim carey clip is exactly what i say in my head everytime he says witch hunt 😂😂

    • @bubbawilliams
      @bubbawilliams Місяць тому +1

      Looks like the witch hunters are indicting more witches in Arizona. They do keep finding the same witches though 😉

  • @petewalton5068
    @petewalton5068 Місяць тому +19

    I'm so glad that Pecker isn't my last name just imagine being a kid named Peter Pecker 🤣

  • @christophersnyder1532
    @christophersnyder1532 Місяць тому +21

    Impeckable!

  • @coreybusby7224
    @coreybusby7224 Місяць тому +19

    Hello random comment reader, I hope you have a wonderful day.

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 Місяць тому +7

      hello random comment writer, thanks. you too. 😊

    • @charleybarley914
      @charleybarley914 Місяць тому +4

      lets all us rando's save democracy together!

  • @tr7b410
    @tr7b410 Місяць тому +10

    With a name like Pecker,thats a reputation you must live up too.

  • @russh6414
    @russh6414 Місяць тому +29

    I wonder if Dopey and Sniffly Trump will be invited to testify at Sleepy’s trial.

  • @youneverknow1316
    @youneverknow1316 Місяць тому +12

    PT Barnum “There’s a sucker born every minute”

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Місяць тому

      Faux Noise “There’s a Trumptard born every minute”

    • @donaldsmith1415
      @donaldsmith1415 Місяць тому

      And every last one of them must be Trump supporters!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Arken2249
    @Arken2249 Місяць тому +4

    Alwsys love your observations, analysis and commentary, Mr Titus!!🙏🙏🙏💪🔨👏👏👏👏👏👏🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @spikekavalench
    @spikekavalench Місяць тому +8

    LOVE IT!!!

  • @jferguson8127
    @jferguson8127 Місяць тому +8

    Trouble is, there was one juror let-in who said he got his news from Truth Social. It only takes _one_ to hang a jury, and render the DELAY of a "mistrial". We'll see... cheers

    • @sue7734
      @sue7734 Місяць тому +3

      Not exactly true. He said he reads "basically everything" including Trump's Truth Social posts through an account that reposts them on Twitter/X. He said he also follows Michael Cohen.
      Make of that what you will.

    • @jferguson8127
      @jferguson8127 Місяць тому

      @@sue7734 Thank you - I stand corrected. So he gets lying Ttump in one ear, and lying Cohen in the other, so ... yay? But you're saying there's a _chance_ of a not 11-1 jury...? (Consider the DELAY that would be!) Please forgive my skepticism, and thank you again for replying at all. Cheers

  • @thomasdearment3214
    @thomasdearment3214 Місяць тому +6

    Come on people I used to read the Enquirer like the National Lampoon, The Onion just for laughs. knowing they were fake.

  • @bigearl3867
    @bigearl3867 Місяць тому +2

    I remember when the idea of Oprah Winfrey was being floated. She hadn't even said she would run, yet there were all these negative stories that popped up.
    Yet when she said she wasn't interested they all went away.

  • @Shorty_Lickens
    @Shorty_Lickens Місяць тому +6

    I'm actually wondering why that Liar Liar meme hasnt been used a lot more during these trying times.

  • @aprilthompson3863
    @aprilthompson3863 Місяць тому

    Keep it going Christopher

  • @robertedwards6863
    @robertedwards6863 Місяць тому +2

    "Burnt umber douchebag"! That was a good one Christopher! 😂😂😂 Keep up the great work! Love your videos!

  • @bazwabat1
    @bazwabat1 Місяць тому +1

    "Orange Menace" hilarious!

  • @SebastianHShaw
    @SebastianHShaw Місяць тому +4

    "...& nobody says anything"? Chris! It is 85% of the news! 😂

  • @rhondatacy2436
    @rhondatacy2436 Місяць тому +1

    I had to pause this after "sweet potato Hitler" and "mushroom weenie" I'm crying and dying 😅😂

  • @user-je5do6jn2f
    @user-je5do6jn2f Місяць тому +6

    That headline, though...

  • @kimberleydiann771
    @kimberleydiann771 Місяць тому

    ✨Titus Excellent! ✅

  • @HAPninKEN
    @HAPninKEN Місяць тому +8

    TOO FUNNY

  • @johnking6252
    @johnking6252 Місяць тому +3

    I grew up reading the National Enquirer at my grandparents all the time, all these years later and suddenly it doesn't seem so ....... Weird? IDK sometimes it seetso MSM ? 👍. Good work Chris.

  • @randalceniceros8157
    @randalceniceros8157 Місяць тому

    Well said

  • @sakezero2522
    @sakezero2522 Місяць тому

    This is hell

  • @user-iy2lw3qn3r
    @user-iy2lw3qn3r Місяць тому +7

    Tituss is funny! Sorry, for the miss spellings. I am to lazy to fix them.

  • @mikestilley5021
    @mikestilley5021 28 днів тому

    I absolutely love the podcast. Keep up the great work. Hearing your podcast is like hearing from 3 John Stewart's. So funny and informative

  • @norahulsey7247
    @norahulsey7247 Місяць тому +1

    ❤❤

  • @vibekecarstensen1331
    @vibekecarstensen1331 Місяць тому

    Gotta' get rid of the electoral college

  • @gonzalomarquez9937
    @gonzalomarquez9937 Місяць тому +5

    GRASIAS

  • @LeoDomitrix
    @LeoDomitrix Місяць тому +1

    How"? Been asking that since "Contract on America" Gingrich. Still no answer but "They crazy!"

  • @JohnKay79
    @JohnKay79 Місяць тому +1

    Love your political rants! Was hoping for a bit of one at tonights show! Rachel killed it and roasted the maga couple in the front 👏 👌 *chefs kiss* saw the early show and wanted to stop and say hi to you both, but had to get the wife home. Medical issues, blah blah whatnot. Was my wife's first time hearing either of you, and she liked Rachel more! lol Definitely be watching and looking out for y'all to come around again in the future.

  • @Dorvin55
    @Dorvin55 Місяць тому +1

    0:22 HE USED IT!

  • @Echo81Rumple83
    @Echo81Rumple83 Місяць тому +2

    "You're welcome, you Peck." XD

  • @Yestradamus-
    @Yestradamus- Місяць тому +3

    Burnt Umber ….. 😂

  • @brandonwilliams957
    @brandonwilliams957 Місяць тому +3

    I suggest watchting "Twelve Angry Men".

  • @steveleff269
    @steveleff269 Місяць тому +1

    I've been calling his skin bronzer Burnt Umbrage😂

  • @x1625
    @x1625 Місяць тому

    Don't cry sweet child, all comes around when it must.

  • @johnpaul8885
    @johnpaul8885 Місяць тому +1

    Lmao 😂😂, best ending

  • @acmusa2215
    @acmusa2215 Місяць тому +1

    FDT. Done.

  • @WorkingMan1177
    @WorkingMan1177 Місяць тому

    We live in crazy land.

  • @VegasTigger
    @VegasTigger Місяць тому +3

    This is really mushrooming into quite a story

  • @faithlefler8925
    @faithlefler8925 Місяць тому +2

    I feel your pain..

  • @salex3873
    @salex3873 Місяць тому +3

    thank you!

  • @carolakelleski7905
    @carolakelleski7905 Місяць тому +1

    Titus you are an artist thank you💐💐💐😁💜

  • @dridadbunkerphd6523
    @dridadbunkerphd6523 Місяць тому

    But if the Enquirer ever goes under, what will the libraries in GA's 14th District carry?

  • @kalipw0210
    @kalipw0210 Місяць тому

    Peyronies 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gryjffrs
    @gryjffrs Місяць тому

    I recall countless times going thru the grocery checkout and seeing National Enquirer headlines. Mostly they made me laugh. Little did I know that there were millions who took it all seriously. I am surprised that Pecker never changed his name tho.

    • @drewtheunspoken3988
      @drewtheunspoken3988 Місяць тому +1

      It doesn't surprise me. Remember, we're talking about a group of people who think wrestling is real.

  • @ee-mon-ee1653
    @ee-mon-ee1653 Місяць тому +1

    According to Stormy he did need all the Pecker he could get so it makes even more sense now.

  • @ryshow9118
    @ryshow9118 Місяць тому

    Pecker went hard

  • @maxwellarcher7239
    @maxwellarcher7239 Місяць тому +1

    You’re awesome!!!

  • @nelsonaguiar4361
    @nelsonaguiar4361 Місяць тому

    Feel the same way man wtf😮😮😮

  • @gerrystandingready1167
    @gerrystandingready1167 Місяць тому

    I'm going to follow your content, all of them (accounts).

  • @richardburgan881
    @richardburgan881 Місяць тому

    Just lol 😂

  • @jc_fit4life288
    @jc_fit4life288 Місяць тому +1

    I would have gone with, "Trumps lost Pecker," or " less Pecker, mo problems. "

  • @volodymyrs.9626
    @volodymyrs.9626 Місяць тому +1

    Your Trump impression is a legit Arnie impression😂

  • @bloodorigin
    @bloodorigin Місяць тому

    Reading The Inquirer and thinking it's real is like reading The Onion and thinking it's real

  • @My-Pal-Hal
    @My-Pal-Hal Місяць тому +1

    Today, drumpf met with his friend David Mushroom 🙄

  • @shannonlawhorn1674
    @shannonlawhorn1674 Місяць тому

    When it comes to the rePugnantcan party the criminality is not a bug, it's a feature.

  • @pinkee7379
    @pinkee7379 Місяць тому

    When I was a kid my father and I had some epic battles over the Enquirer and some of the absolutely idiotic crap that he read in it, which he took as gospel. When I would inevitably call BS, his argument was that the Enquirer "couldn't publish it if it wasn't true, it's against the law".

  • @dogit1840
    @dogit1840 Місяць тому

    💥💥🥪

  • @bubbawilliams
    @bubbawilliams Місяць тому

    I swear I heard a talking head say they saw Trump's national enquirer Pecker at the trial and was surprised that he was a little fellow 😄

  • @hkm8375
    @hkm8375 Місяць тому

    It's like they ALL deserve to be in prison

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 Місяць тому

    I wouldn't give Manson a kids show, no, I would put him on at seven in the evening on Sunday nights. Imagine the Christmas Specials...
    I would also like to put John Wayne and John Lennon in silly mysteries for an hour long show right after The Manson Family Funtime show, same network for accounting purposes.
    TITUS 2024!

  • @The_R-n-I_Guy
    @The_R-n-I_Guy Місяць тому +1

    Perfect title 😂

  • @jamiesuejeffery
    @jamiesuejeffery Місяць тому +4

    At least JFK had an affair with a bonafide movie star.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +2

      Right? Because when a Democrat had a scandal, it's usually something classy instead of trashy.

    • @jamiesuejeffery
      @jamiesuejeffery Місяць тому

      @@gamepapa1211 Mr. Clinton got a BJ from an intern. Some people have class. Some like to get spanked. Some like a little blue dress. Most U.S. Presidents use the, “Resolute Desk.” They don’t have to, but most do. What other…”favors” were procured behind that desk in the last 200+ years? I assume that most went unreported.

  • @Uncle_Jester
    @Uncle_Jester Місяць тому

    How'bout... YOU CAN'T RUN, IF YOU CAN'T RUN ?

  • @johnsteiner3417
    @johnsteiner3417 Місяць тому

    _Orance Menace_ 👍😁

  • @stephenscharenguivel992
    @stephenscharenguivel992 Місяць тому

    Beware the orange pumpkin man.😮😮😮😮😮😮

  • @carlosgutierrez3968
    @carlosgutierrez3968 Місяць тому

    Trump says he loves Packer since the 80

  • @philgagnon275
    @philgagnon275 Місяць тому

    Catch and kill ... He thought they said catch and kilt

  • @SDavison
    @SDavison Місяць тому

    Lol. He said they read.

  • @mikestacks4155
    @mikestacks4155 Місяць тому

    With UA-cam, "posting comments is like walking on egg shells !"

  • @donaldsmith1415
    @donaldsmith1415 Місяць тому

    He's as guilty as sin itself!!!!!!!!

  • @terryoquinn8199
    @terryoquinn8199 Місяць тому

    turmp is a cork socker ! That’s why his mouth is always in the “O” position , he wants to be ready at all times , in case a dog goes by or a donkey , whatever the case may be .

  • @billallen7775
    @billallen7775 Місяць тому

    Big fan of yours, trying to start a new nickname for the donalds(i refuse to call him President or former president) followers. Whaddya think of "trumpeteers"?

  • @charleybarley914
    @charleybarley914 Місяць тому

    Reminder: some tiny little toadstools can be poisonous.

  • @Zeltiel
    @Zeltiel Місяць тому +1

    Yarp

  • @annieh5479
    @annieh5479 Місяць тому +1

    And, Pokeapornstar goes to Mr. Hanky (the Christmas poo) for help.

  • @russellclement8338
    @russellclement8338 Місяць тому

    5 years? He jumped on CNN the original and all out best by 2016

  • @robertt9342
    @robertt9342 Місяць тому

    Should have been Pecker Problem

  • @ECKSDEEEExD
    @ECKSDEEEExD Місяць тому

    LMAO

  • @danielcunningham2394
    @danielcunningham2394 Місяць тому

    Wow, the more that comes out about this guy, they have to look into this to see if a law was broken? Just the amount of times I heard fake news should be one! I want a stiff drink, beer ain't covering this one.

  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pattonmoore
    @pattonmoore Місяць тому

    ...it has to suck when one or both of the Peckers in your life let you down...

  • @rudy9050
    @rudy9050 Місяць тому

    Curious when your going make a comparison video on Trumps term vs Biden's term in office and how the country was doing in several categories ??

  • @LtJackboot
    @LtJackboot Місяць тому

    2:30
    Projection is kinda his thing. Not too surprising that he is the source of that which he attributes to others.

  • @just4giggles-ex5ne
    @just4giggles-ex5ne Місяць тому

    Bet his mushroom is burnt and has a sweet combover.

  • @toughenupfluffy7294
    @toughenupfluffy7294 Місяць тому

    According to James Joyce ( _Finnegan's Wake_ ), history is cyclical, and each cycle consists of three different ages-an age of gods, an age of heroes, and an age of humans-followed by a short transitional age, a recurrence of chaos, that initiates the next cycle.
    We are obviously in the chaos portion of the cycle.