TRUMP'S PECKER TROUBLE | Christopher Titus | Armageddon Update
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When it comes to Donald Trump every accusation is a confession. Every single one. Every single time.
Amen, brother and/or sister.
BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The great Donald J. Trump will be exonerated of all bogus charges against him.
Vote the great Donald J. Trump everyone this November..🇺🇸
🎯💯🔥
DON'T WRITE CHECKS WITH YOUR MOUTH YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH PAL, PROVE IT, LET'S SEE AN EXAMPLE
Titus, you are my spirit animal!
I luv Titus!!!
@kathyrama4570 I luv him too, but I think he needs a hug right now.
@@m.jasondoty9062and maybe an edible
Mine too 😊
Those who ask for immunity are guilty. Innocent people don't need it!
The great Donald J. Trump isn't guilty of anything!
Immunity is granted to all Presidents performing their duties so the opposition party can't arbitrarily indict them for partisan reasons accusing them of criminal acts that they do not approve of.
If the SCOTUS says that D. Trump does not have any Presidential Immunity simply because he lost the election held in November wasn't actually still the President up until January 26 when Joe Biden was sworn in.
That opens up the door for the Republican Majority in Congress to Indict Barack Obama & Joe Biden for criminal prosecution too!!!
Obama for drone strikes in Iraq that murdered 7 American citizens & Joe Biden for breaking Constitutional law & allowing Illegal Immigrants to invade America.
The Rubicon has already been crossed by this Joe Biden DOJ that has coordinated to Prosecute D. Trump on these bogus 5 indictments!!!
Democrats are ALREADY doing exactly what they FEAR that D. Trump may do if he is Reelected!!!
@PaulRossi-kh4fn 😂😂😂😂😂. Yeah, he's a straight arrow, alright.😂😂😂.
@@PaulRossi-kh4fn 🙈🙉🙊
@@PaulRossi-kh4fn😂😂😂😂😂you are delusional.
It's not that he's running for president that gets me. It's that there's enough people willing to vote for him, he still has a chance.
Our military omg will vote for him
Never again
50/50
He goes into cardiac arrest
How many moron voters does it take to replace a great president?
82 million J. Biden voters can do it.
Remove all the judges he appointed and why hasn't Agolf Twitler been interrogated for his espionage crap?
Agolf Twitler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If anybody had faith in the national enquirer, they need a CAT scan right away.
Agreed, that's why it's so sad that Bill Maher almost exclusively gets his news from them. After I heard him say that on a podcast I can't take him seriously anymore.
But...but bat boy just had grandkids. Say it ain't so! Fake news. It's a conspiracy.
And their voter card shredded...
I said it before I'll say it again Let's vote for Trump 2 more turns people
1 term in state prison
1 term in federal prison
He sure deserves it😃
Make it 3 times. The 3rd time in military, gitmo.
You win dumbest liberal of the week award.
@@evanpatterson7098but, but, he REALLY had bone spurs😅 just doesn't know which foot. Or why he needed to say that he had bone spurs.
@@douglasbillington8521 to get 5 deferments from the Vietnam War draft.
That's my Favorite Jim Carrey quote of all time!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know, right? I recently used a gif of it on Twitter to reply to a post about Trump crying about how cold and uncomfortable the courtroom he is being tried in is.
I used that in a Truth Social post I infiltrated. My account was deleted the next day. 😂 What a bunch of snowflakes!
@@gamepapa1211They can dish it, but they can't take it. 😁
@@gamepapa1211 - At least TS is open about their snowflake hysteria in their terms of service.
The terms of service on Twitter, at least since Musk bought it, are no longer a reliable guide for what is ok and what is not. You can violate their ToS policies against bigotry and be untouched, but you'll get banned for random things like criticising Musk, reporting on people being banned for criticising Musk, disagreeing with Musk, reporting on people being banned for disagreeing with Musk, etc.
@@gamepapa1211 Free Speech! (That we agree with)
Hysterical that a guy named Pecker took care of Trump's Pecker!!!
Thank you so much Titus for ALL of these. You are a a national treasure.
I have typed that Jim Carrey line MANY times on UA-cam... and every time I do they DELETE my comment!!! 🤬🤬🤬
Pretty sure that's because "a$$hole" is not cleared by the FCC yet whereas "shit" can be said with glee without inciting a fine now.
I get censored just for typing "W@nk"... but without the @.
This form of censorship, however, has existed as long as broadcasting has, so most people don't even notice it anymore. Conservative cancel culture is so prevalent that it's just background noise.
mood, buddy. mood. can't even mention about eating a certain class of too-damn-well-off bourgeoisie or quote a titled essay about the mythology of horatio alger and how it needs to be "unalived" without getting shadowbanned for "bullying" the powerful 🤬
@gamepapa1211 I've even tried typing it the way you did. It's more than just that one, too... almost every anti sweet potato Hitler comment I say they delete!
What jim carrey line?
Projection: accusing your opposition of the worst you yourself are most guilty of. Tends to work until what you're doing is exposed.
The exact definition of dementia Donnie.
That jim carey clip is exactly what i say in my head everytime he says witch hunt 😂😂
Looks like the witch hunters are indicting more witches in Arizona. They do keep finding the same witches though 😉
I'm so glad that Pecker isn't my last name just imagine being a kid named Peter Pecker 🤣
😂😂😂
Impeckable!
Hello random comment reader, I hope you have a wonderful day.
hello random comment writer, thanks. you too. 😊
lets all us rando's save democracy together!
With a name like Pecker,thats a reputation you must live up too.
I wonder if Dopey and Sniffly Trump will be invited to testify at Sleepy’s trial.
PT Barnum “There’s a sucker born every minute”
Faux Noise “There’s a Trumptard born every minute”
And every last one of them must be Trump supporters!!!!!!!!!!
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LOVE IT!!!
Trouble is, there was one juror let-in who said he got his news from Truth Social. It only takes _one_ to hang a jury, and render the DELAY of a "mistrial". We'll see... cheers
Not exactly true. He said he reads "basically everything" including Trump's Truth Social posts through an account that reposts them on Twitter/X. He said he also follows Michael Cohen.
Make of that what you will.
@@sue7734 Thank you - I stand corrected. So he gets lying Ttump in one ear, and lying Cohen in the other, so ... yay? But you're saying there's a _chance_ of a not 11-1 jury...? (Consider the DELAY that would be!) Please forgive my skepticism, and thank you again for replying at all. Cheers
Come on people I used to read the Enquirer like the National Lampoon, The Onion just for laughs. knowing they were fake.
I remember when the idea of Oprah Winfrey was being floated. She hadn't even said she would run, yet there were all these negative stories that popped up.
Yet when she said she wasn't interested they all went away.
I'm actually wondering why that Liar Liar meme hasnt been used a lot more during these trying times.
Keep it going Christopher
"Burnt umber douchebag"! That was a good one Christopher! 😂😂😂 Keep up the great work! Love your videos!
"Orange Menace" hilarious!
"...& nobody says anything"? Chris! It is 85% of the news! 😂
I had to pause this after "sweet potato Hitler" and "mushroom weenie" I'm crying and dying 😅😂
That headline, though...
✨Titus Excellent! ✅
TOO FUNNY
I grew up reading the National Enquirer at my grandparents all the time, all these years later and suddenly it doesn't seem so ....... Weird? IDK sometimes it seetso MSM ? 👍. Good work Chris.
Well said
This is hell
Tituss is funny! Sorry, for the miss spellings. I am to lazy to fix them.
I absolutely love the podcast. Keep up the great work. Hearing your podcast is like hearing from 3 John Stewart's. So funny and informative
❤❤
Gotta' get rid of the electoral college
GRASIAS
How"? Been asking that since "Contract on America" Gingrich. Still no answer but "They crazy!"
Love your political rants! Was hoping for a bit of one at tonights show! Rachel killed it and roasted the maga couple in the front 👏 👌 *chefs kiss* saw the early show and wanted to stop and say hi to you both, but had to get the wife home. Medical issues, blah blah whatnot. Was my wife's first time hearing either of you, and she liked Rachel more! lol Definitely be watching and looking out for y'all to come around again in the future.
0:22 HE USED IT!
"You're welcome, you Peck." XD
Burnt Umber ….. 😂
I suggest watchting "Twelve Angry Men".
I've been calling his skin bronzer Burnt Umbrage😂
Don't cry sweet child, all comes around when it must.
Lmao 😂😂, best ending
FDT. Done.
We live in crazy land.
This is really mushrooming into quite a story
I feel your pain..
thank you!
Titus you are an artist thank you💐💐💐😁💜
But if the Enquirer ever goes under, what will the libraries in GA's 14th District carry?
Peyronies 🤣🤣🤣
I recall countless times going thru the grocery checkout and seeing National Enquirer headlines. Mostly they made me laugh. Little did I know that there were millions who took it all seriously. I am surprised that Pecker never changed his name tho.
It doesn't surprise me. Remember, we're talking about a group of people who think wrestling is real.
According to Stormy he did need all the Pecker he could get so it makes even more sense now.
Pecker went hard
You’re awesome!!!
Feel the same way man wtf😮😮😮
I'm going to follow your content, all of them (accounts).
Just lol 😂
I would have gone with, "Trumps lost Pecker," or " less Pecker, mo problems. "
Your Trump impression is a legit Arnie impression😂
Reading The Inquirer and thinking it's real is like reading The Onion and thinking it's real
Today, drumpf met with his friend David Mushroom 🙄
When it comes to the rePugnantcan party the criminality is not a bug, it's a feature.
When I was a kid my father and I had some epic battles over the Enquirer and some of the absolutely idiotic crap that he read in it, which he took as gospel. When I would inevitably call BS, his argument was that the Enquirer "couldn't publish it if it wasn't true, it's against the law".
💥💥🥪
I swear I heard a talking head say they saw Trump's national enquirer Pecker at the trial and was surprised that he was a little fellow 😄
It's like they ALL deserve to be in prison
I wouldn't give Manson a kids show, no, I would put him on at seven in the evening on Sunday nights. Imagine the Christmas Specials...
I would also like to put John Wayne and John Lennon in silly mysteries for an hour long show right after The Manson Family Funtime show, same network for accounting purposes.
TITUS 2024!
Perfect title 😂
At least JFK had an affair with a bonafide movie star.
Right? Because when a Democrat had a scandal, it's usually something classy instead of trashy.
@@gamepapa1211 Mr. Clinton got a BJ from an intern. Some people have class. Some like to get spanked. Some like a little blue dress. Most U.S. Presidents use the, “Resolute Desk.” They don’t have to, but most do. What other…”favors” were procured behind that desk in the last 200+ years? I assume that most went unreported.
How'bout... YOU CAN'T RUN, IF YOU CAN'T RUN ?
_Orance Menace_ 👍😁
Beware the orange pumpkin man.😮😮😮😮😮😮
Trump says he loves Packer since the 80
Catch and kill ... He thought they said catch and kilt
Lol. He said they read.
With UA-cam, "posting comments is like walking on egg shells !"
He's as guilty as sin itself!!!!!!!!
turmp is a cork socker ! That’s why his mouth is always in the “O” position , he wants to be ready at all times , in case a dog goes by or a donkey , whatever the case may be .
Big fan of yours, trying to start a new nickname for the donalds(i refuse to call him President or former president) followers. Whaddya think of "trumpeteers"?
Reminder: some tiny little toadstools can be poisonous.
Yarp
And, Pokeapornstar goes to Mr. Hanky (the Christmas poo) for help.
5 years? He jumped on CNN the original and all out best by 2016
Should have been Pecker Problem
LMAO
Wow, the more that comes out about this guy, they have to look into this to see if a law was broken? Just the amount of times I heard fake news should be one! I want a stiff drink, beer ain't covering this one.
😂😂😂😂😂
...it has to suck when one or both of the Peckers in your life let you down...
Curious when your going make a comparison video on Trumps term vs Biden's term in office and how the country was doing in several categories ??
2:30
Projection is kinda his thing. Not too surprising that he is the source of that which he attributes to others.
Bet his mushroom is burnt and has a sweet combover.
According to James Joyce ( _Finnegan's Wake_ ), history is cyclical, and each cycle consists of three different ages-an age of gods, an age of heroes, and an age of humans-followed by a short transitional age, a recurrence of chaos, that initiates the next cycle.
We are obviously in the chaos portion of the cycle.