TRUMP Claims "DOJ Weaponized Against Him"? | Christopher Titus | Armageddon Update(BEST OF...so far)
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for a guy who thinks the doj is weaponized against him, i've never seen an apparently "hostile" government treat him so gently. if any normal citizen did even 1% of what trump has done they would have buried us under the prison
if anything its been weaponized FOR him. any normal person would be in jail for life right now for what hes done
@@spacekitt.nexactly 😐
@@spacekitt.n ua-cam.com/video/kbMTMDHMq7k/v-deo.html
Ain't that the truth!
Any "normal citizen" does not have an army of lawyers or a huge list of suckers to pay them. If they did, they too could escape justice. As entirely disgusting as Trump is, he's simply playing our system and no, it's not fair. But it IS our system. It's been not fair to millions of people over the years. And STILL we keep this demonstrably unfair system in place. There's something very wrong with that.
He's a criminal and belongs in prison, for just 1 of those crimes!
Nope, Trump is so far above the law, and can run for President! Only in the US!
He is the spokesperson for the Federalist Society, and they want to own, to RULE ALL OF AMERICA. Donald is their useful idiot. They just didn't count on his idiocy being so criminally, uncontrollably, constantly LOUD.🗣️💥💥💥💥💥
Fascism never plays well on fast forward.
It's well and truly past his jail time.
It's become beyond ridiculous this continues Americans public enemy no1 a traitor still roaming free so absurd
Sincerely,
I. Ron. E.
💩🚽
Nevalny isn't in prison anymore. He's in the ground. *That* is what Trump would do.
Trump wanted people shot just for protesting. He's even more unstable than Putin!
I think that was just an example of when your government and related bodies are against you. Not the cruisy time Trump has experienced. A normal person wouldn't have been treated as well as Trump has been.
Only the, "Devil's Advocate," could get out of every little situation in the court's and media and insurrection and 11,760 votes and fake electors and ...!
These court cases are riding on the shoulder's of, "Biblical Porportions with Miraculous Outcomes." Everytime they start thinking,
"OH BABY, WE GOT TRUMP THIS TIME," he walks out of the court laughing, clicking his cloven hooves and twirling his pointy little tail huh?
Didn't Trump say he wanted to be like Nevalny?
Navalny's gone, but Prigozhin's alive in Putin's nightmares, swinging his hammer 🔨😢😮
The only thing Garland did right was appoint Jack Smith.
Have you ever seen any AG charge an ex president of the USA?
Baba yaga
Jack smith needs to be the attorney general not a weak ass mamby pamby foot dragged like merick garland.
I'm a seventy year old man. Your commantary brought me to tears.
Every word you spoke was so dead on. How can people believe this half-human with a tail is the second coming of Christ.
I wonder how many Bibles Jesus would have sold waring gold nike's before they diecided to crucify him?
Yep, Titus exemplifies how I feel about tRump and the GQP.
Gross old party needs to go
the fact there are people that wants to elevate a criminal to power makes our government, and our society, criminal...
Just those who wear cheap, red hats.
@@Oatmeal-Savage Chinese Red Hats.
@@johnarnold893 and invisible gold shoes, wait wasn't that a book the Emperors New Clothes?
@@Oatmeal-Savage don't sell the corporate elites short, they would def win, if he was in power. No taxes, cutting workers rights back to the bone, and then shaving off some of that bone, so they get an extra buck in their coffers.
Dementia Don quotes Hitler and wanted to nuke hurricanes...nothing surprises me now. 🤡🙄
We need Titus, Colbert, Kimmel and the Lincoln Project to keep telling the truth. His stroke will be massive.
And the Meidas Touch Network here on UA-cam!
Add also David Packman and Brian Taylor Cohan
Lmfao you can’t be serious?
and Steve Shives, Tennessee Brando, and Jesse Dollemore.
Seth Meyers and Farron Cousins!
So many people connected to him have been sent to jail or prison, so why is Diaper Don still walking free?
He keeps failing upward.
Maybe the inmates at the prison he's likely to be locked up in have threatened to riot if they have to hear or smell him? That's the only logical answer!
his giant cult of mentally ill people who do whatever he tells them.
What is amazing to me is that Trump's base see him as a strong leader but the facts tell a different story. He whines about everything constantly. He's always a victim. He's a failure in every respect. He's just pathetic in every sense of the word.
I just saw a poll that Trump is ahead of President Biden. What is going on? Why can't voters look up President Biden's accomplishments & realize we are so much better off?! Love your Armagedon Updates. Keep up the good work.💙
Trump is ahead of Biden among people who still have a landline and the time to answer 30 minutes worth of questions.
Don't trust the polls, vote blue.
The polling is never done all over the nation and it can't reach the younger generations, because they don't have landlines, and if they get a call from an unknown or scam likely caller they won't answer the phone.
I am 57, and have NEVER been asked to answer polling questions about POTUS elections.
@@jjohnson79630 minutes of questions designed to get the results whoever paid for the survey wants
What the other guy said. You know the last time I answered my phone for a number I didn't know if I wasn't already expecting a call? Literally never.
Orange Reverend Jim Jones sounds like the original 😢"I've been sent by God to save you 🙏 only I can save you but Im being persecuted by an evil government!!😭!"
...and "here drink this kool-aid..."
If this Brats mouth is moving, it's a pretty save bet he's LYING!America's Embarrassment!!
'sweet potato hitler' I had to run that back to hear that again-hilarious
😁😄 With apologies to sweet potatoes-They're good for you😄
Me too! But Sweet potato is too good for him, I suggest "yam"; far less charm with it, imho.
@@bevmacdonald9008 yes, but it doesn't roll off the tongue like Sweet Potato does :p
I'm a fan of Mango Mussolini as a descriptor or Ill Douche
Try toxic orange miasma.... I know it's a bit of a mouthful but it does seem to fit.... 😂
How the hell do those people not know the POLICE are supposed to go after criminals???
'sweet potato hitler' OUTSTANDING! ! !
The Michigan police endorsed the idiot yesterday WTF....
But they think it's OK to be dirty, because they think everyone else is dirtier.
Thank you for standing up for democracy
Standing up, knocking stuff off the desk, slamming doors, continuing to rant off screen. Yep, he's passionate about how badly screwed we're gonna be if people don't vote blue💙
WTF has happened to the two-tiered judicial system in this country? If you're not rich, a celebrity, or in a position of power, our asses would be thrown in jail years ago. I'm a patriotic American, but quite frankly, I'm ashamed in the direction our country is headed. Maybe we need to have a middle and lower class revolt to give all Americans equal justice for all afforded to us by the constitution.
I want to eat cake
@ the end,YES!! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!!
The crybaby claims the powers are against him..... while claiming that he's the chosen one who is the ONLY one that can fix.... what he fucked up!!!
He's "the only 1 to fix it" because he alone broke it.😂😂
I love you Christopher Titus. I love how you call it all out. I feel the same way too about why Trump is not in jail 😡😡. If it was we the people we would have been in jail 😡😡 VOTE BLUE 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
After seeing this video, I think you need to stop holding back and let your feelings show. LOL.
Who's putting him ahead in the key swing states?
How?
Because Democrats suck. Use to be the party for the common man but sold out to wall street and silicon valley. Now all we do is fight over social and cultural issues because it doesn't cost the wealthy a dime.
Polls are required to be done by landline phones only. No cell numbers. Since older people are most likely to have a hardline phone the numbers skew more conservative.
Before his passing I would have loved to have seen a comedy special between you and George Carlin
Pretty sure this team up would cause many death by laughter issues.
Chris in 2018 I was going thru a divorce. A couple of close friends took me to your show here in Houston, TX. You spoke of your own divorce and how you went through the wringer yourself. Then you met your current wife and how she came from a good family. I laughed my ass off for the first time in several weeks. It helped me a lot. In fact, I often thought of unaliving myself several times before then. After the show, I took a pic with you. I thanked you and you were very gracious. In an attempt to make you laugh, I asked you if it was ok to put our pic on my Tinder profile. You looked confused, then said no, and laughed. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I agree with you Chris, I have been breaking things UP AND DOWN MY HALLWAY AND KICKING IT OUT THE DOOR. Sorry, I didn’t mean to yell. 👍🏼😳
Well done Christopher Titus.... well done!
My sentiments, exactly!!!
I feel just like you do Chris! F***in A!
"OR" As it's more commonly called doing their job.!!
I recently found this podcast, and I realized there is a moment every time I reengage with a performer or celebrity that fell out of my orbit. A moment where I tense up like a steel fortress until I hear their opinions on Trump. I am so stoked Titus gets it. 🙌🏽✊🏽😂
That!!! That's how I feel, too!!! 😡😡😡😢🤷🙄🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💙💙💙🌵👵🐺🖖
Let me tell you something about trump.
trump has two sides of brain, Right and Left
on the Left side nothing's Right and on the Right side nothing's Left.
I know how you feel, it's just insane.
If the government was out to get him he would have been in an accident already...
I feel your passion Christopher. I’m right there with you. Stay tough get the word out. Vote blue, lock this fool up
Keep telling like it is, Chris!! Thank you!!
My goodness Titus, you need to calm down before you have a heart attack. I'm with you though 💯😊
Yet he plays the victim
Keep up the great work Christopher Keep up the great work!
Yeah Christopher, now ya know how I feel.
Thank you for stating Trump’s crimes loudly and clearly. The truth matters!
I basically went full Titus on my maga cultist brother last year, and now he wont talk to me anymore...which tbh, is for the best at this point. These maga cultists are beyond reach.
You're wonderful. Thanks for doing these
Jesus Lord you're correct. Love you Titus ❤❤❤
Another belter keep going Christopher.
Tell us how you really feel, Christopher! Love you, man, keep laying down facts!
Who are the vote for if they didn’t have Trump? You know, Jesus 2.0!
The image you showed of a male in a hospital bed, when you mentioned about Navalny being poisoned, is actually an image of Alexander Litvinenko who was also poisonedn with Polonium (on orders from Putin), and who died in a hospital here in the UK. Even though Navalny knew the risks of going back to Russia, after recuperating in Germany from being poisoned, he still went back and that was the last time he had his freedom.
Been waiting for you.
When I don't know the answer to anything I would absolutely say: Both!
*Smith our version of Bond, James Bond.
Surprisingly Titus you predicted Trump.
" If you are normal the crowd will accept you. If you are deranged they will make you their leader. "
Seems you nailed it.
From " Rockwell is bleeding. "
Ditto!
THANK YOU, Titus, for saying what SO few are REALLY thinking.
Sometimes common sense...isn't so common.
With the rightwing, every accusation is a confession.
I ❤ this 😂😂. Thank you
It's only weaponized against criminals, Donni!
The term is tangerine turdblossom, thank you very much
"Sweet potato Hitler"
Man o' man that is so spot on
I just love his angry departures.
1500 lawsuits! WTF?
On and on and on and on and on and on and on
OOOh, you almost wrote a word with more than just one syllable. But NO.
I fucking love the way you leave the room, Christopher. I've been doing the same ever since Dump's first day in the White House.
😂🤣😭😄🎯💯🇺🇸🙂
We're with you, Titus.
Every accusation is an admission...
Keep up the great work Christopher. I look forward to your videos. Very well done and always spot on.
Tell those FACTS Christopher Titus!!
👍👍👍👍
5:05 Christopher Titus blowing his temper rules! 🤘👿🤘
The sound effects at the end... *chef's kiss*
😂😂😂 oh my lord Chris you are too funny..I can't stop laughing But absolutely true
you scream
i scream
we all scream
into our tvs since 2015
"Russia and the Saudis ... wah ree pee too ... Ahhhhhhh."
That's a brain vapor-lock that should be on a loop.
Ha. Was that a Trump noise?🤣
For someone that claims that he’s been treated so poorly he’s been handled with kid gloves. I’ve never heard anyone cry so much in my life.
Nailed it!
Trump for Prison!
Hell yeah!! Keep speaking that truth. Blue in the Lou
I'm with u on that one bro. Titus Up 👍👍
Thank you for saying what we are all feeling!
If he didn't want to get indicted for crimes, he shouldn't have committed so many crimes...
Chris, remember to take a cleansing breath. That's it, breathe in all the way, now exhale slowly and fully. Aaah much better. Repeat. Good stuff thank-you. Cheers.
One bonehead commenter said he loves Titus until trump “broke his brain” 😂. I almost fell off the couch laughing. Ken Titus didn’t break his brain but trump did??😂😂.
the last 30 seconds of this video....NUTSHELL..
Company for his bond in NY doesn't have the scratch. Can't wait till you do one on that.
lock him up
AMEN!!!!
We all must share this video with everyone everywhere on all platforms frequently
Thank you for your pain, Christopher Titus... while it sucks to see you suffer, it's a relief to know that I'm not alone in this lawless shitshow of a country we live in. Keep up the great work, brother. Your comedic views on this nonsense is helping to pull us sane folks out of a depressing abyss and, quite possibly, saving lives. ✌️💙
My man, Titus👍
Seems that’s his best posting so far and it was 100% on point
I LOVE his tirade after each show, priceless
Thank you Christopher for saying everything I've been saying for years!! And thank you and your team for all you do just try to not have a stroke while doing it, k?
So Fu©king on your side, Chris!! 👍🏼
It is veryvery frustrating
Excellent again thanks ❤
Ya gotta love how Don the Con accuses everyone of the acts he himself is either engaged in, or outright guilty of....
This the best clip ever!!! Thanks Chris
The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution
Keep preaching the truth titus
Law & Order: Trump Trials
Worst spinoff ever🤬
Great! as usual.
I used to watched your show with my dad and I genuinely believe it helped us out. Thanks friend