*cut to a billionaire on Bahamas* "hah that nerd? he worked for WEEKS! and with full committee that dumbass... look at me, I just put some random names for all 12 colors and get to enjoy bahamas"
Color naming guy: hey I thought of a great name for red-yellow Color naming lead manager: what CNG Orange CNLM: cool name, what made you think of that CNG: some guys in the fruit and berry naming department named a fruit and/or berry that. CLNM: taking others peoples names for things is tight CNG: yeah it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
"How about a date?" "I mean I'm flattered, but we should talk about that later." "No, I mean that's what we could call it." Rejected, then he was made fun of for taking his job seriously. This poor guy.
"How about this red one with green parts coming off it?" "DRAGONFRUIT" "Dragonfruit? You can't name food after mythical creatures. It doesn't look anything like a dragon." "It's red and has green things that look like scales though." "Hunh. You got a point. Y'know what? Sure."
I feel sorry for this clone. First his coworkers are not helping him name things very well, then he gets his hopes up over going on a date that never happens, and now he's being called a loser for wanting to do a good job at corporation. I see your struggles and believe in you
The orange fruit is ACTUALLY where we got the color name from, like Europeans didn’t have that as a specified color rather just a shade of red until they saw the fruit when in the tropics for the first time.
thatsthejoke.jpg Though, I'm guessing many people don't know that. Referencing the ancient lack of the color "blue" would have likewise been funny. Hence why old myths call blue things "green."
now we need Ryan Reynolds to appear here in Ryan George's channel-- or for Ryan George to appear in a Ryan Reynolds ad ... I mean, Ryan Reynold's youtube content. :D
I was sure you were gonna go with "color orange predates the fruit" for a quick "thats just the color, you lazy bum" joke but you actually went with the historically correct order AND made an entire bit out of it. Props to you, Ryan
In this universe everyone has Ryan's face with the exception of Chris Pine and Eric Bana, making them the only possible guest stars of this channel from now on.
Corporate: I think you just named these after actors Ryan: Yeah, imma need you to get _AAAALLL_ the way off my back about my team's unoriginality Corporate: Oh, lemme get off of that thing
“How about this one, it’s kinda like a, reddish fruit with a white fleshy inside and a lotta seeds” “Dragon fruit” “I’m sorry what” *”Dragon fruit”* “But it doesn’t look anything like a dragon” “I don’t care” “ok that’s fine I guess”
Guys, great job naming the fruits. People really love the names. However, some people have begun drying fruits out, so we need to come up with names for the dried versions of fruits. For grapes I was thinking “raisin”. And for plums I was thinking “prune”. Wow! Amazing job. Hey, didn’t you just come back from your vacation in France?
"Can I use the restroom?" "Absolutely not, no one can go until we name this one remaining fruit. "Man, I have to go." "How about we call it "Man..go?" "Seems like we're scraping the bottom of the barrel, but sure, why not?"
I'd have made the last line in response to "How about we call it :Man.go?" be "You're taking the piss, right?", but I guess that only works for those familiar with UK slang.
"and what about all these wild things that grow in North America?" "Got it covered. Groundcherry, Chokecherry, Sand Cherry, Chokeberry--" "Are those all the same thing?" "Not even remotely close." "Do you actually have anything that's not derivative?" "...Pawpaw." "Ok."
you know if you put a straw through the middle of one you can remove the center and along with it the green leaf things so you can throw all the weird disgusting red stuff away and just eat the core, that's where its at
"Blueberry is fine. How about this one?" ... "Lychee." "What?!? Are you just trying to use up your Scrabble tiles? You know what, it's fine. We'll go with it."
Lychee is actually a crappy way to pronounce the Mandarin word for it, which is pronounced "Lìzhī" (like "lee jer"). It's native to Southern China. You're welcome.
@@geraldwatts5492 its because it was likely introduced to Americans by the HK immigrants, "ly chee" isnt too off from the Cantonese pronunciation. Similar to why people say "Peking Duck" and not "Beijing Duck"
@@Kronman590 Sounds reasonable about the Cantonese, since that's a native language of Hong Kong and Guangdong... About the Peking/Beijing, it's actually due to an older vs newer system of romanization (Tsingdao/Qingdao, Nanking/Nanjing and the like)
Haha there's a few things in Spanish that sound way more elegant than it's translation. Rio Grande sounds sexy and seductive but its just "big river". If you speak Spanish, that's all you hear lol.
I am on a Ryan George Marathon right now. From SR pro tips, pitch meetings, to pitch meetings channel and now the Ryan George Channel. Watching George on Georges Channel is TIGHT!
*Working from home* "Yes you, what should we call this fruit?" *From over the phone* Kid: "Papa!" Ryan: "Ya?" "What? Did you just say Papaya? That is a weird name but okay."
I don’t know if anyone’s mentioned this already, but he actually got the orange naming thing correctly. In case you didn’t know, the colour was named after the fruit.
A Ryan movie. Everyone is Ryan. It breaks the fourth wall. Everyone is still Ryan. It breaks a hypothetical 5th wall. Ryan is alone in a room, staring at the empty set.
I have a movie deal. But no cast. HEY. That sounds like Conflict, Or a Challenge or whatever, How can I, Ryan George, alone, make a movie? I'd have to be all the cast and crew. I can make that movie. I can BE. That. Movie.
"Okay, what about this one here?" "Heheheh...Kumquat." "What? Sir! That is disgusting! We can't name it something like that, people will think we're perverts." "Yeah, but it's fun to say. Kumquat. _Kumquat._ You should try it." **sigh** "Kumquat. Okay, yeah, it's...it's fun to say, I'm writing it down." "Heheheh...Kumquat." "Okay, now what about this one?" "Heheheh...Jackfruit." "Oh my god."
Leader; jack, its ur turn. Whats the name? Jack; ummmm.....something fruit... Leader; yeah, but what fruit? Jack; (the guy who name jackhammer) errrmmmm....fruuuuiiit....jackfruit. Leader; wait, u cant name things after ur own name again.
Ahhhh color department guy definitely dropped the ball if he didn't also discuss with them how those same people call Black people included some lighter skinned tone people also.
If only I didn't know that "an orange" derives from "a naranja". Coz that was the fruit's name before it became anglicised. I feel bad now, for trying to pick holes in one of Ryan's wonderful, actually funny, and above all NON POLITICAL pieces of work. Seriously, it is so good to be able to actually escape from all the political, and social bullshit of the past few years, and just enjoy something that isn't trying to lecture me into hating myself for believing wrong. Thank you Ryan. I promise not to be the Second Guy To Be A Toxic Fan! 😉
Imagine Ryan finds his doppelganger and at the end of one of these sketches we see both Ryans at the same time, without any effects or green screens, implying that they were two different people all along.
"Apple.. yeah that sounds good.." "I got a bunch of other names for the subtypes if you want.." "No that's fine maybe an-" "GRANNY SMITH, MACINTOSH, GAL-..." The over-achieving hardowrking Ryan George identified xD
@@blueninja012 Steve Jobs wanted to name the Apple Computer after his favourite apple, the McIntosh, but couldn't due to legal reasons, thus ending up with the Macintosh as the name, and again, Macintosh is not an apple, McIntosh is.
In one of Ryan’s pitch meetings he states that only Hollywood actors have different faces then normal people which is why Eric Bana can have a different face.
Idk how many collective hours I've watched this man, but it is only NOW hitting me that he's wearing a mustache... over his mustache. God DANG IT this man is a brilliant comedian!
Ryan flirting with Ryan, in a room full of Ryan's naming food, which would later go on to inspire Ryan to make a video about Ryan flirting with Ryan in a room full of Ryan's naming food
Orange rhymes with sporange. Definition of sporange: A single-celled or many-celled structure in which spores are produced, especially in fungi, algae, mosses, and ferns. Also called spore case.
@@calemr Lozenge & scavenge don't rhyme with orange, they just end in the same consonant sound. Unless you're pronouncing them "lorenge" and "scorenge."
@@Epsilon-Eleven ... And the same vowel... Or at least, they both have unstressed vowels, which in most cases are schwa, and thus the same vowel... Depending on your dialect. In my own those are better matches than "door hinge", actually.
@@chrismanuel9768 Depends where you grew up. Different accents and dialects will subtly shift them one way or the other. Door hinge doesn't work well for me, as I and those around me would put more stress on the I. But Scavenge and lozenge totally fit. Edit: I have no idea why UA-cam posted this comment 3 times.
“Okay, what should we call this?” “ A Date” “ I’m flattered but we should talk about it later” “No that’s the fruit” “ O yeah yeah we should totally put that on there” 😂😂
Funnily enough, the colour orange really is named after the fruit. In the olden days, English-speaking people called both red and orange 'red'. That's why gingers are also called red-heads, even though their hair is orange, and why that one type of bird is called a robin red-breast when they have a patch of orange on their chests.
to add on this, until humans start giving a color a name, is when they begin to notice how different it is from the others. So is not farfetched to assume that in the old days orange was just" yellowish red" just like we sometimes go "dark/light X color" or something
“What about this prickly one that smells like rotten flesh?” “Deadfruit?” “Too on the nose.” “Poopfruit?” “Be serious.” “Durian?” “Kind of random, but okay. Let’s move on.”
“Wait isn’t Durian derived from a Malay word dûrî?” “I don’t know” “Why are so many words we come up with correlate with words from different languages?” Awkward silence
“Yes I’m a millionaire”
“How did you get your money?”
“Uh...naming fruit”
“what”
Ryan George is probably a Canadian millionaire with all of his duck and moose coins *(I clearly do not understand Canadian currency)*
well, names of fruits _are_ a pretty huge thing...
"I get a 100 bucks every time someone says apple"
*cut to a billionaire on Bahamas*
"hah that nerd? he worked for WEEKS! and with full committee that dumbass... look at me, I just put some random names for all 12 colors and get to enjoy bahamas"
Your cat looks like my cat 😂:)
Color naming guy: "We just named a color Cyan, nobody gives a crap."
Classic Color Naming Guy.
This would be a great vid idea tho
great delivery
Where was his head when he came up with Magenta. Probably after watching X Men and sneezed out the word.
@@mediaaccount8390 - I know, right? The delivery from Color Naming Guy was so on point. Hilarious.
Color naming guy: hey I thought of a great name for red-yellow
Color naming lead manager: what
CNG Orange
CNLM: cool name, what made you think of that
CNG: some guys in the fruit and berry naming department named a fruit and/or berry that.
CLNM: taking others peoples names for things is tight
CNG: yeah it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
"Does everyone in this universe have the same face or not?"
"Hey shut up."
That was gold.
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
"Try this POISON BERRY!"
"Did you say poison?!"
"No, no, I said... Boysenberry. Now eat it."
My brother and I called them "poisonberries" when we were little, lmao.
@@catbatrat1760 i called it poison for boys
ha ha ha😆😆
I heard that's how "Knott's Berry farm" in Orange County, California got started.
Wait so it only kills boys?
I feel like the Ryanverse is like Wandavision and the Truman show where if anyone becomes self-aware the original Ryan quickly stops it
@@LarsonProspecting stop spamming
Ryan George second channel ua-cam.com/video/ZH3Y9zv8_NA/v-deo.html
Is there a name for it though
These replies though😂
@@Pimp482 How did you get you name to be that?
"How about a date?"
"I mean I'm flattered, but we should talk about that later."
"No, I mean that's what we could call it." Rejected, then he was made fun of for taking his job seriously. This poor guy.
He was having a rough day.
I hope he's doing oke
February, is that you?
Where did you get that?
So cute! I blushed with his adorable face 🙈
"How about this one?"
"Oh, yeah, passion fruit. Because -"
"I'm going to just accept that and move along. Don't need any more information than that."
That one was named by February.
On the 14th
Reminds me of Conan's bit on passion fruit
@@Scientist-exe O'Brien or the Barbarian?
333rd like
"How about this red one with green parts coming off it?"
"DRAGONFRUIT"
"Dragonfruit? You can't name food after mythical creatures. It doesn't look anything like a dragon."
"It's red and has green things that look like scales though."
"Hunh. You got a point. Y'know what? Sure."
"Also It doesn't really taste like anything, much like Dragon meat."
"Dragons don't exist."
"Exactly."
Perfect!
@@jacobwansleeben3364 Just you alone you need an Oscar ⭐
@@Allways-Randomized Thanks ☺
“What about this green one?”
“let’s call that a pear.”
“A pair? But it just grows as one.”
“hmm a greengrape?”
“Pear is fine.”
I thought that green one was called a watermelon?
@@OvSpP big green grape
Yes
@@Errogix_ dalugrape
From 大, great
And chinese for green
@@MR-to4yp big, green
I just noticed that the grapefruit guy is wearing almost the exact same outfit as the grape guy, as if he always copies him. That’s really clever.
They are grape buddies
they also have the same face too. what a copy cat.
Maybe they are siblings? They have a similar face...
Yeah they look similar too... I think you might be on to something.
But instead of a Bussiness suit grapefruit guy is wearing a knit sweater. Funny detail
“Alright, what about this green, pokey looking one?”
“That one‘s a Jackfruit.”
“Ok can we seriously stop with the actor thing?”
Plot twist: It was short for jacking off fruit.
Fun fact, the jackfruit was named by the same guy who named the jackhammer.
Lemon. Named after Jack Lemon. :)
I think a change is going to come and we should stop naming things after Jack.
@@yashprakash6185 Oh my god your evil
I feel sorry for this clone. First his coworkers are not helping him name things very well, then he gets his hopes up over going on a date that never happens, and now he's being called a loser for wanting to do a good job at corporation. I see your struggles and believe in you
The apple guy did his job and went beyond, though. There's some talent in that team.
I'm glad he didn't skip over the fact that the fruit orange actually came before the name of the color.
Yeah me too
What was the name of the color before that?
@@stevenstygles255 angry yellow
@@stevenstygles255 chill red
Brazil, the country is also named after the tree/nut
I absolutely love how he changes up his whole demeanor between characters, you almost forget that its all the same person.
Actually, fun fact I just made up, its actually two different people, Ryan and his identical twin brother George.
U
Sometimes I think it's two completely different people.
@@torazely that would actually be a really good way of acting
Wow now, there is only one person in this videos?
This guy deserves his own movie where he's the entire cast
I would pay monies to see that I decided
YES!!
Him and Tatiana Malasny. He plays all the boys she plays all he girls. I would pay to watch that.
truuuuuueeeeeee
A movie with 1 actor playing all te roles himself is TIGHT!
"Blueberry is fine"
"Yes!"
lol that got me wheezing
The orange fruit is ACTUALLY where we got the color name from, like Europeans didn’t have that as a specified color rather just a shade of red until they saw the fruit when in the tropics for the first time.
oh wow.
thatsthejoke.jpg
Though, I'm guessing many people don't know that.
Referencing the ancient lack of the color "blue" would have likewise been funny. Hence why old myths call blue things "green."
@@gunraptor, is that also why the sea often has a greenish color in paintings?
Wow, thank you! That's interesting. His videos really make me think how things actually got names haha
Wow. Thanks!
If we’re naming fruits after actors, I have an idea.
“Ryangeorgeberry”
Just rolls off the tongue.
That’ll catch on for sure
Heh yeah "Catster"
I don't know why, but this just reminded me of "gooseberryandcinnamonyogurt".... If you're British, you get it.
Here's my one: PineRyanGerogeBerry
I'm down with George Berry
“Does everybody in this universe have the same face or not?” I love the meta humor
Every guy is Ryan George and every girl is Julie Nolke.
@@LarsonProspecting fuck off
"Everyone except Hollywood actors" he told in one of his skits or PMs... Can't recall
@@c.g.silver8782 Rap Artist Eminem looks an awful lot like Ryan George.
Ryan: "Does everyone in this universe have the same face or not?"
Also Ryan: "Hey...shut up."
Me: (Uncontrollable wheezing)
"does everyone in this universe have the same face or not?"
"hey shut up"
The ryan Clones are becoming self aware
@@andrewmiraglia8841 OH NO!!!
@@andrewmiraglia8841 we're in the end game now
@@schmitopoom4911 God your sad
There evolving
The Ryan's are becoming self aware😳
Skynet
or is it... Rynet...
Seeing the Ryans become self aware is tight!
@@benjaminmyburgh6936 Dammit, you beat me to the *PUN*ch
now we need Ryan Reynolds to appear here in Ryan George's channel--
or for Ryan George to appear in a Ryan Reynolds ad ... I mean, Ryan Reynold's youtube content. :D
@@benjaminmyburgh6936 Goddamit. That was the joke I just thought of right then and came to post it now I decided
“Does everyone in the universe have the same face?”
STOP FRICKER-FRACKRING BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Also, no! Some of them have mustaches and/or glasses!
But breaking the fourth wall is TIGHT
Heeeeey shut up
@@ryanmalone4464 ya didn't get that she was kidding did you?
@@morganfurnas4242 Pretty sure he was just quoting the next line in the video.😂
"What do we call this black berry?"
"A blackberry. We can also name a phone after it."
“Does everyone in this universe have the same face or not!”
He’s becoming self aware!
I was sure you were gonna go with "color orange predates the fruit" for a quick "thats just the color, you lazy bum" joke but you actually went with the historically correct order AND made an entire bit out of it. Props to you, Ryan
i thought the same ;D
I was pleasantly surprised
My inner etymologist was anxious about this for the whole video.
Well he did it with blueberrx
I did not know that!
But wait, then where did the fruit's name come from?
@@Khaim.m no idea
In this universe everyone has Ryan's face with the exception of Chris Pine and Eric Bana, making them the only possible guest stars of this channel from now on.
Well, I mean there is also Dwayne Johnson, Chris Pratt, Donald Trump, the Film Theorists and a few others.
And the British division
And his girfriend that is totally not him on a wig.
Julie Nolte was in one as well.
@@fatalshore5068 that is how I crossed in to Ryan's channel, from 'the first people to get married'
I only just realised the variety of pairs of glasses that Ryan owns
Corporate: I think you just named these after actors
Ryan: Yeah, imma need you to get _AAAALLL_ the way off my back about my team's unoriginality
Corporate: Oh, lemme get off of that thing
m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html
Xg
@@poopdhaarman5377 stfu
@@NuhashTheHash ikr, they tryna self promote 'n shit smh
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“How about this one, it’s kinda like a, reddish fruit with a white fleshy inside and a lotta seeds”
“Dragon fruit”
“I’m sorry what”
*”Dragon fruit”*
“But it doesn’t look anything like a dragon”
“I don’t care”
“ok that’s fine I guess”
Wow, wow wow
Its outside looks like dragon scales.
@@user-mh2bw4hu3o in chinese it's called dragon fire fruit, kinda looks like fire
Looks like a dragon egg. Probably named by someone's kid.
@Death is our worst Enemy Dude it sounds so bloody lame.
"Does everyone in this universe has same face or not"
Oh breaking the fourth wall is tight!
I don't need sleep, I need answers!
Obviously it wasn't that tight, or you wouldn't be able to break it.
Tighggght
@@LarsonProspecting fuck off
Wowowow
Guys, great job naming the fruits. People really love the names. However, some people have begun drying fruits out, so we need to come up with names for the dried versions of fruits.
For grapes I was thinking “raisin”. And for plums I was thinking “prune”.
Wow! Amazing job.
Hey, didn’t you just come back from your vacation in France?
"I did just come back from France. Why?"
“Hmm there’s purple grapes and green grapes what do you think we should call them?”
“Oh I got this one, Red grapes and white grapes”
To be fair some grapes are actually red
@@savary5050 but not whiete
@@derdenni6780 yes
missed champagne grapes
i call purple ones wine grapes
“Does everyone in this universe have the same face or not?”
“Hey, listen, ima need you to get right off my back about this.”
yep get ALL the way off my back
XD i loved that part
@Kanadianbruv XD
Hop off that thing
Nah can't be, they have different glasses.
You’re the best. With a personality like yours coming up with sketches must be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Orange, it rhymes with..."
Eminem: "Rhyming things with orange is super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Oraaaaaaaanj-nana
door hinge, if you have the right accent of course
Rhyming with orange is boring
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rhyming things with fruits are tight
The First Guy To Ever Use Money: "yeah, this piece of paper has value now I decided"
You mean gold?
Money wasn’t first paper but I see watchu mean
@@shivery_timbers1430 gold and gemsstones would be "this rock looks shiny, now let me kill people for it"
He should also make a throwback to the sacrifice video when the money has no value anymore they decided
already did that
I felt the pain in “blueberry is fine” :(
@@LarsonProspecting Advertising your own channel isn't a comment
Reported for spam.
Did he have the grape guy and the grapefruit guy dress almost exactly alike on purpose because of the names? Lmao that’s incredible 😂
I mean Wandavision's great and all but Ryan George's uploads is the highlight of my Friday
Same
Wandavision sucks
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@@crosbylandau5549 ooh, edgy
@@crosbylandau5549 agreed
"Can I use the restroom?"
"Absolutely not, no one can go until we name this one remaining fruit.
"Man, I have to go."
"How about we call it "Man..go?"
"Seems like we're scraping the bottom of the barrel, but sure, why not?"
Damnit!
(Guy wearing Bruce Springsteen shirt)
Mango....steen?
I'd have made the last line in response to "How about we call it :Man.go?" be "You're taking the piss, right?", but I guess that only works for those familiar with UK slang.
This is greatttt
"and what about all these wild things that grow in North America?"
"Got it covered. Groundcherry, Chokecherry, Sand Cherry, Chokeberry--"
"Are those all the same thing?"
"Not even remotely close."
"Do you actually have anything that's not derivative?"
"...Pawpaw."
"Ok."
Don’t forget saskatoon. Never forget saskatoon.
And Salmon berries they're like an orange raspberry with fur
Beachplum
I personally found the colour naming department guy to be very entertaining I want to see more of him
I like his vibe
@@esotericVideos I guess you could say it was a colourful vibe😂
He litteraly has a fake mustache over his real mustache now that’s commitment 🔥🤣
Yeah
There always has to be the more commanding moustache😂😂
No that’s his real mustache.
Lol
@@shivery_timbers1430 *gasp*
This got a sneak peek of a future video "How colors got their names".
Haha ya
Yes agree
I totally wanna work at the color naming department when I grow up
Also how trees got their names
I was thinking the same thing haha
I'm surprised there was no objection to "strawberries." They don't grow on straw!
But over straws to keep the berries from touching the dirt and rotting immediately.. or so I’m told
Inserting a straw through a series of the small forest variant is fun way to eat though.
I mean they're technically not even berries either so...
@@madmysticmeister I grow strawberries and this is one hundred percent true
you know if you put a straw through the middle of one you can remove the center and along with it the green leaf things so you can throw all the weird disgusting red stuff away and just eat the core, that's where its at
this is like the 10th i am rewatching Ryan's old sketches and they never fail to make my stomach hurt
I hope in a good way
"Does everyone have the same face or not?" Oh no, the Ryans are becoming self-aware! We're all doomed!
We need to print ryan faces so we can blend in
m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html
"Red yum-yum very good" is now the official name for strawberry. The Ryans told me so. 🤣🤣
Except for the people allergic to strawberries it's "Red Yum-yum I can't breathe"
I would totally buy that
"Red yum-yum very good" is my favorit ice cream flavor.
“Hey, does everyone in this universe have the same face or not?”
“Shut up!”
😱 The Ryans have become self aware!
Oh no, quick we all need to equate the world before it is too late
@@roseFairy601 I think/hope it's not to late to take all of them out, before they become a further threat
@@sdrawkcab_emanresu it's too late the Ryan's are to powerful
@@sdrawkcab_emanresu no, the Ryans shall rule the world!
This can only end poorly
I love how accurate you make these videos like how oranges (the fruit) were named before the colour
"Anybody have a name for this fruit?"
Rufus, who named the crowbar, "Blood Orange"
"Don't really want to mess with you, so blood orange it is"
Good reference
"Does everybody in this universe have the same face or not?"
"Im gonna need you to get *wayyyy* off my back."
OK I'll get off that thing.
I spit take on that one
That joke took me by surprise.
"What about antelope?"
"No, that's already the name of an animal. You can't use antelope!"
"Okay... so cantaloupe?"
absolutely should've been included
I can’t believe this wasn’t used lol
Ooh, so because he can-talupe? 🤯
@@thepassenger6499 lol because he "cant" use "antelope". ant-elope - cant-elope :P
That's good
I love how your mind works, you make the world a better place, please continue xxxx
"Lets not name these after famous actors, ok what have you got"
"I was going to say Jackmanberry but erm..... Loganberry?"
I see what you did there, you sly dog.
Speaking of Jack, what should we call this yellow, sour one?
Loganberries are underappreciated
"Blueberry is fine. How about this one?"
...
"Lychee."
"What?!? Are you just trying to use up your Scrabble tiles? You know what, it's fine. We'll go with it."
That’s a good one
Lychees are really good.
Lychee is actually a crappy way to pronounce the Mandarin word for it, which is pronounced "Lìzhī" (like "lee jer"). It's native to Southern China. You're welcome.
@@geraldwatts5492 its because it was likely introduced to Americans by the HK immigrants, "ly chee" isnt too off from the Cantonese pronunciation. Similar to why people say "Peking Duck" and not "Beijing Duck"
@@Kronman590 Sounds reasonable about the Cantonese, since that's a native language of Hong Kong and Guangdong... About the Peking/Beijing, it's actually due to an older vs newer system of romanization (Tsingdao/Qingdao, Nanking/Nanjing and the like)
in Argentina, strawberries are called "little fruit"
"Red yum yum very good" seems like a step up from that!
For some reason I feel like Yumyumberry is a real thing already though
@@chrismanuel9768 According to Jim Gaffigan, there's a Yum Yum Donuts
@@Robert-ml4oj In Dutch we call the Earth Bees for some reason.
@@Robert-ml4oj and earth berry in german. Wonder who decided to go with "men" in sweden :D
Haha there's a few things in Spanish that sound way more elegant than it's translation. Rio Grande sounds sexy and seductive but its just "big river". If you speak Spanish, that's all you hear lol.
I am on a Ryan George Marathon right now. From SR pro tips, pitch meetings, to pitch meetings channel and now the Ryan George Channel. Watching George on Georges Channel is TIGHT!
*Working from home*
"Yes you, what should we call this fruit?"
*From over the phone*
Kid: "Papa!"
Ryan: "Ya?"
"What? Did you just say Papaya? That is a weird name but okay."
LMAOOOO
that is so clever.
What about we call it milky in spanish?
Why did this remind me of Vision 😏
@@danielle7975 Same lmao
I don’t know if anyone’s mentioned this already, but he actually got the orange naming thing correctly. In case you didn’t know, the colour was named after the fruit.
I like the fact he got it correct, I was so ready to correct him in the comments if he didn't. Glad he did some research or knew somehow.
@@alexisspeed1057 I mean
It isn't like this is an educational channel
Wasn't the colour named after some noble house in the Netherlands?
@@davidwuhrer6704 The color was named after the fruit Orange and that one was named from some French word.
@@alexisspeed1057 I think it was called norange or something, but people were confusing "a norange" for "an orange".
A Ryan movie. Everyone is Ryan. It breaks the fourth wall. Everyone is still Ryan. It breaks a hypothetical 5th wall. Ryan is alone in a room, staring at the empty set.
I have a movie deal. But no cast. HEY. That sounds like Conflict, Or a Challenge or whatever, How can I, Ryan George, alone, make a movie?
I'd have to be all the cast and crew.
I can make that movie. I can BE. That. Movie.
I didn’t know Chris Pine has been around longer than Pineapples. Learn something new everyday.
"Okay, what about this one here?"
"Heheheh...Kumquat."
"What? Sir! That is disgusting! We can't name it something like that, people will think we're perverts."
"Yeah, but it's fun to say. Kumquat. _Kumquat._ You should try it."
**sigh** "Kumquat. Okay, yeah, it's...it's fun to say, I'm writing it down."
"Heheheh...Kumquat."
"Okay, now what about this one?"
"Heheheh...Jackfruit."
"Oh my god."
I appreciate this discount Ernie😄
This is Awesome!
OMG!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
It was my grandmother that first explained that to me.
Leader; jack, its ur turn. Whats the name?
Jack; ummmm.....something fruit...
Leader; yeah, but what fruit?
Jack; (the guy who name jackhammer) errrmmmm....fruuuuiiit....jackfruit.
Leader; wait, u cant name things after ur own name again.
“What should we call this?”
“How about a date?”
“Well, I’m flattered...”
This is writing perfection... Good Job Ryan!
😂😂👏👏..ikr
"We just named a color CYAN, nobody gives a crap!"
This joke tickled me... some shade of light red.
One could say he was... throwing shade 😎
Cyan is blueish
@@waldoman7
They’re talking about Pink… it tickled him pink…
Whats the joke? I don't get it.
I just named a color BUFF, nobody gives a crap.
I love how he got absolutely roasted by the colour naming guy just for taking his job seriously.
"Alright what about this one?"
"Let's call it a blackberry"
"Okay this one's not even black, it's like a dark purple"
"I better call up the colour department to make sure we've got the right colour."
"There are people with dark brown skin and we call them black too."
"Doesn't everybody have the same skin color in this universe?"
Ahhhh color department guy definitely dropped the ball if he didn't also discuss with them how those same people call Black people included some lighter skinned tone people also.
How about a dark purple berry instead?
“Orange”
“Rhymes with...”
*blank stares*
Theres a video where Eminem rhymes orange with door hinge
It rhymes with a lot of things actually
Door hinge, syringe, or binge, or cringe
@@mirkecWii Like what
m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html
I have a theory: Celebrities don't have Ryan's face, that's why they are famous
Damn bro how is the world outside the matrix
What about Celebrity Guy?
@@PedMASTER12 damn it
No because celebrity guy
Celebrity guy is the only famous person in this universe that’s famous because of their talent
RG: Orange, rhymes with....
Eminem: storage, door hinge, four inch, foreign, syringe, George.
The fact that this got the history of orange correct (color named for the fruit, not other way around) is amazing.
I caught the same thing and was duly impressed.
@@jamesmayou1361 aww , how are you doing, totally cool guy who's totally not a loser
@@jamesmayou1361 Have you taken your meds?
If only I didn't know that "an orange" derives from "a naranja". Coz that was the fruit's name before it became anglicised.
I feel bad now, for trying to pick holes in one of Ryan's wonderful, actually funny, and above all NON POLITICAL pieces of work. Seriously, it is so good to be able to actually escape from all the political, and social bullshit of the past few years, and just enjoy something that isn't trying to lecture me into hating myself for believing wrong.
Thank you Ryan. I promise not to be the Second Guy To Be A Toxic Fan! 😉
Actually iirc the tree was named before both of those
If he ever makes a video about the colors and their names. I hope the character with the blue sunglasses returns.
those glasses are PURPLE 😒🕶
No, it's YELLOW.
Do we really need twenty names for half the spectrum and just « blue » for the other one? !
@@user-qr7jl7nh9h indigo
@@aerb3938 its pink you🤬
"Let's call it...an Apple."
"No, that's a trademark violation! The company will sue our socks off!"
Don't worry, Apple Computer and Apple Records will be too busy suing each other to ever get to you.
Should've called it red
I never noticed how the guy who named Grapefruit has the exact same suit as the grape guy nice touch.
Imagine Ryan finds his doppelganger and at the end of one of these sketches we see both Ryans at the same time, without any effects or green screens, implying that they were two different people all along.
We actually saw one of his clone storage rooms in The First Guy to ever Reach A Million Subscribers.
Finally we meet
George
That hurts my brain for some reason.
@@ClanImprobable 😂😂😂
"Why are people wearing shirts with famous actors, isn't everyone supposed to look the same in this universe?"
"Shut up."
*THEY KNOW!!!*
Ryanvision Ry Ryanvision
What about the divorced couple?
@@runalongnowm8 Irreconcilable differences (of appearance).
It's weird how those actors like to wear those funny looking masks.
"Apple.. yeah that sounds good.."
"I got a bunch of other names for the subtypes if you want.."
"No that's fine maybe an-"
"GRANNY SMITH, MACINTOSH, GAL-..."
The over-achieving hardowrking Ryan George identified xD
Macintosh is actually not an apple, McIntosh is though.
@@mad_160realrealreal Apple Macintosh computer
He can't just take the names of IT companies and stick them on fruit.
@@blueninja012 Steve Jobs wanted to name the Apple Computer after his favourite apple, the McIntosh, but couldn't due to legal reasons, thus ending up with the Macintosh as the name, and again, Macintosh is not an apple, McIntosh is.
@@mad_160realrealreal that's pretty interesting
the fact that ryan has a moustache but still wears a fake one is hilarious
We NEED an episode with the color naming department NOW
Probably answer why they called a color "cyan". Maybe a woman named Ann was sighing as she walked past the office? I don't know
@@DrDolan2000 Ryan and Cyan rhyme
"We're going to call this one Mauve." "What are you even talking about?"
Hmm i think we should have two videos, one in the ryan universe which is a two minute video and one with julie which is an hour long video 😂
“Ok, now we need to name the color that comes out of people when they aren’t alive anymore”
“Ok, red rhymes with dead”
Does everyone in this universe have the same face or what?
Ryan George: Shut up
In one of Ryan’s pitch meetings he states that only Hollywood actors have different faces then normal people which is why Eric Bana can have a different face.
Which one was the sketch
Pitch meetings are a different universe though, as all the British have a different face (See James Bond Casino Royale pitch meeting)
@@jtyler9130 oh no I forgot about that one and the one with matpat
@@jtyler9130 Ryan’s universe is more complicated then the mcu
@@sbipreparation7480 The Matrix Pitch meeting.
Idk how many collective hours I've watched this man, but it is only NOW hitting me that he's wearing a mustache... over his mustache.
God DANG IT this man is a brilliant comedian!
“Does everyone in this universe have the same face or not?”
“Hey... shut up.”
He’s learning...
So then all the movies that are made from pitch meetings would star actors that would look like Ryan?
@@stevenstygles255
That must be the exception. All movie actors look like anything but Ryan.
@@timopper5488 When they have a different face they automatically get hired as an actor
@@Zakariyasen That explains why this guy never got picked up for an acting job 8)
We need a “how colors got their names”
With the part where he gets this call from the fruit naming department.
@@Seyraars Continuity details
This IS that video
The director of the Colors Naming Department looks like a super cool guy. Especially the glasses.
Ryan flirting with Ryan, in a room full of Ryan's naming food, which would later go on to inspire Ryan to make a video about Ryan flirting with Ryan in a room full of Ryan's naming food
Ryanception
The colour naming dpt. sound fun
“Does everyone in this universe have the same face or not” Oh no, they’re becoming self aware
Orange rhymes with sporange.
Definition of sporange: A single-celled or many-celled structure in which spores are produced, especially in fungi, algae, mosses, and ferns. Also called spore case.
Door hinge, Lozenge, Scavenge, probably a few others can work. Also Blorenge, a Welsh mountain, fits perfectly.
@@calemr Lozenge & scavenge don't rhyme with orange, they just end in the same consonant sound. Unless you're pronouncing them "lorenge" and "scorenge."
@@Epsilon-Eleven ... And the same vowel... Or at least, they both have unstressed vowels, which in most cases are schwa, and thus the same vowel... Depending on your dialect.
In my own those are better matches than "door hinge", actually.
Orange is pronounced with an "inj" sound, hinge works but enge like lozenge doesn't
@@chrismanuel9768 Depends where you grew up. Different accents and dialects will subtly shift them one way or the other. Door hinge doesn't work well for me, as I and those around me would put more stress on the I. But Scavenge and lozenge totally fit.
Edit: I have no idea why UA-cam posted this comment 3 times.
Idea: The First Guy to Open a Cemetary 😂
“This is where we put dead people I decided.”
I'm gonna put dead people and boxes and then bury those boxes, like birthday gifts to the ground you're not supposed to see!
" I killed people to bury them here"
"What"
@@elizabethhachet6107 That isn't how cemeteries work. Usually they die in a separate way
@@sylph8005 what's the whole point of putting them in nice boxes if you're never going to see them?
I would like a sequel to this where you're naming other fruits like watermelon, lemon and other fruits
It’s so funny how he wears a fake moustache over his moustache
m.ua-cam.com/video/nrSXw-VMMUI/v-deo.html
What do you mean "fake"? They're all obviously very different people.
"Hat on a Hat" Long Live Rick and Morty
Hello brother
He just has a much more commanding mustache, that's all
“Okay, what should we call this?”
“ A Date”
“ I’m flattered but we should talk about it later”
“No that’s the fruit”
“ O yeah yeah we should totally put that on there” 😂😂
No, you missed the part that makes it funny which is that he said
“How about a date?”
Wow, we watched the same video. Omg
@@bait5257
What a coincidence
@@bait5257 interesting how people can’t place their favourite parts without this comment
@@Saielek interesting how people can't place their sarcastic comment
I like to think that the real Ryan is sitting in a rocking chair somewhere in Canada while his clones commit shenanigans and slowly become self aware.
I love how the grapefruit guy is dressed almost the same as the grape guy 🤣 your attention to detail is on another level!
Funnily enough, the colour orange really is named after the fruit.
In the olden days, English-speaking people called both red and orange 'red'. That's why gingers are also called red-heads, even though their hair is orange, and why that one type of bird is called a robin red-breast when they have a patch of orange on their chests.
to add on this, until humans start giving a color a name, is when they begin to notice how different it is from the others. So is not farfetched to assume that in the old days orange was just" yellowish red" just like we sometimes go "dark/light X color" or something
@@regionfuego6 yeah, but there’s no dark orange, that’s brown!
Why didn’t they argue about how “BLACK” berrys are purple
ThEy'Re bLacK.
there green!
jk lol XD
Maybe he'll do another one. There are couple fruits he didn't cover here ^^
I hate when people say green grapes are white, and purple grapes are red.
maybe they haven't named the color black yet? like with orange.
“What about this prickly one that smells like rotten flesh?”
“Deadfruit?”
“Too on the nose.”
“Poopfruit?”
“Be serious.”
“Durian?”
“Kind of random, but okay. Let’s move on.”
“Wait isn’t Durian derived from a Malay word dûrî?”
“I don’t know”
“Why are so many words we come up with correlate with words from different languages?”
Awkward silence
@@oscarwang7227 yes because durian is spiky
@@oscarwang7227 you're telling me there's a malay George Ryan? 🤯
"Durian? Sounds like something you say when you shrug because you don't know. But, fine, whatever."
Durian doesn't smell like rotten flesh
I love how grapefruit guy even copies the clothes of grape guy.
2:35 Now Ryan has to do a skit where he's on a date with himself