God Awful Movies - Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2016)

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  • @koolgool
    @koolgool 5 років тому +113

    That moment when everyone looks way better than you were imagining for two years of listening to them.

  • @nebraskamax1476
    @nebraskamax1476 7 років тому +74

    It's fascinating to watch video of the audio I've listened to many many times. Also, I feel like there should be a warning before every GAM video that Eli looks like you imagine him, that Heath is suspiciously good-looking, and that Noah is ugly-sexy with his great laughing-face.

    • @XavIsOnline
      @XavIsOnline 7 років тому +2

      For some reason I've always pictured Justin Roiland as Eli. Even after seeing his real face I sometimes slip back into it.

    • @alexburton1214
      @alexburton1214 5 років тому +2

      Seconding that about all three!

    • @Baalcebub
      @Baalcebub 5 років тому +8

      Eli and Heath look almost exactly like imagined they would. Noah, I was certain he was fat, it's the voice, he has the voice of a man three times his size. Seriously, I'm shocked at how skinny he is.

    • @PHAToregon
      @PHAToregon 5 років тому +1

      Baalcebub lol why did I imagine Noah the same way

    • @jennpostlethwaite3319
      @jennpostlethwaite3319 2 роки тому

      shut your ignorant mouth Nebrasssssska Maxxsssssssss

  • @3X73RM
    @3X73RM 7 років тому +66

    Wow, I never thought I would see someone look so incredibly unlike what their voice suggests, and then two at the same time!? Heath looks like Conchita Wurst without the hair and Noah looks like a malnourished dark magician from a bad fantasy movie fucked Ozzy Osbourne xD

    • @nickchampion8392
      @nickchampion8392 7 років тому +6

      3X73RM I agreed. It's so weird when you see someone who is the voice you have heard for ages. I was aware that Noah was a bit hillbilly ish but Heath caught me out. Somehow Eli looked exactly as my subconscious image of him

    • @ReziahT
      @ReziahT 7 років тому

      All 3 of them blew my expectations.
      Heath I was expecting to be larger, bigger beard and resting Jolly Man face.
      Eli I was thinking based on descriptions to be much larger but malnourished. Like Boogie2988 but bald but he looks fine (not to bad mouth Boogie. That guy is one of the nicest people on the internet)
      Noah I was expecting to be more salt and peppery, kind of like Blunty.

    • @cartmanrlsusall
      @cartmanrlsusall 7 років тому +1

      eli sounds like he looks only not as sweaty

    • @bradmajors1886
      @bradmajors1886 6 років тому +4

      3X73RM heath looks like he should be throwing a drunk out of a Russian mob strip club.

    • @brapcast
      @brapcast 6 років тому +1

      I know right?!? I was expecting all 3 to be older looking gruff men. Mind Blown.

  • @djargus
    @djargus 5 років тому +14

    I love how Heath adds on the "Full Movie - UA-cam" in describing the film's name and it gets a laughing fit from Noah!

  • @LadyNightthorn
    @LadyNightthorn 6 років тому +20

    I love the way that 10 of the 11 heads we see in the audience immediately swing around when Noah asks Eli if he has clothes on. (The dark haired woman with the bare back is a little late.)

  • @elegantdisarray
    @elegantdisarray 4 роки тому +13

    Aaaaaaand my crush on Heath continues...✌😘👌

  • @patrickstivers7387
    @patrickstivers7387 7 років тому +36

    Not going to lie, I was thrown by Noah's appearance at first. I was expecting someone much older given his constant mention about how he is older than Heath and Eli.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 7 років тому +3

      He's about 41 right now if I remember correctly. Heath's in his thirties and Eli is 29 this year I believe.

    • @pxlent
      @pxlent 5 років тому +6

      This. Noah sounds a lot heavier than he is, apparently.

  • @kriswager
    @kriswager 4 роки тому +11

    "You mean poverty?" "Yeah, that is their word" might just be the most brilliantly funny commentary in any GAM review

  • @topotondo828
    @topotondo828 6 років тому +24

    In my community college class on religious studies, my professor played this film for us. I couldn't believe how terrible it was, and all throughout I was expecting us to have a rousing discussion afterward, but we didn't. So it was like we watched this film with no context, and I decided in my final essay to tear the arguments from the film to shreds. Surprised that I passed the class after that.

    • @lmurashchik
      @lmurashchik 10 місяців тому

      Maybe you should list the criticisms they made of this documentary, in this video, and then do your own research on whether the context of anything they were saying was accurate.

  • @shakesbits5220
    @shakesbits5220 3 роки тому +11

    Sooooo many jokes that make me nostalgic for the more innocent times of 2016...

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 2 роки тому +3

    So I’ve seen Noah live, now the dream is all three of them!!!
    And btw, Lucinda is an AMAZING person!! I so enjoyed meeting you both at FreeFlo 22!

  • @gorillaguerillaDK
    @gorillaguerillaDK 7 років тому +14

    I knew how Eli and Noah looks like - Heath is taller and a bit slimmer than I expected....
    But it's great seeing them "in action" - wish there was more like this...!!!

    • @AndyPhillips101
      @AndyPhillips101 5 років тому

      GorillaGuerilla I

    • @frankm.2850
      @frankm.2850 5 років тому

      Noah was a surprise the first time o saw him in a video. Eli looks roughly how I expected. The one that really threw me was Heath. Of course, then you look at the Cog Dis guys and I’d expect the voices to be swapped from what they are.

  • @infiniteoctopaw
    @infiniteoctopaw 5 років тому +6

    It’s so bizarre seeing what you look like. I hope I can see you guy in person some day. I am bingeing all your podcasts. Thank you for existing ❤️

    • @elegantdisarray
      @elegantdisarray 4 роки тому +1

      My current 3 favorite people on the planet, right here. ✌😎👍

  • @savanacampbell2986
    @savanacampbell2986 3 роки тому +5

    Health is waaaaay more attractive than I expected, Eli is exactly what I imagined and Noah looks like half the hippies from my hometown.

  • @dma8657
    @dma8657 4 роки тому +6

    I LOVE Heath. You are all great, but my heart says Heath.

  • @nickchampion8392
    @nickchampion8392 7 років тому +18

    Oh. I am so glad this has been uploaded 😃

    • @tommcdonald4014
      @tommcdonald4014 7 років тому +1

      I've listened to this episode of the GAM Cast four or five times, and it's wonderful to see them in the flesh. (Well, in the electrons, but you get the idea.)

    • @nickchampion8392
      @nickchampion8392 7 років тому +1

      I bet, Tom McDonald. I was at the live recording of this.

    • @tommcdonald4014
      @tommcdonald4014 7 років тому +1

      Lucky duck! I keep hoping they will do a live show in the Twin Cities (Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota, USA) so I can have a shot at getting to see them. There are only a few folks I listen to repeatedly, and they are three (four if you count Lucinda, which I do!) of them.

    • @nickchampion8392
      @nickchampion8392 7 років тому +2

      I know. Also had the pleasure of meeting Tom and Cecil from Cog Dis. All five of them were in a live episode of inkredulous. Very lucky

  • @TechySeven
    @TechySeven 6 років тому +9

    I only just recently learned of them from TheThinkingAtheist, and listened to several of their podcasts already and they're all pretty great tbh, hilarious bunch. However my first big question was to figure out which of the three it was that usually had that Near-Perfect Archer Laugh. Finally confirmed it to be Eli ( 8:58 , 40:33 ). I could listen to that laugh for hours, lol. Hope they keep up the amazing work!

  • @MrBonified66
    @MrBonified66 6 років тому +7

    Theresa May is ready for that dance-off. She's been practising.

  • @jaxxonad6199
    @jaxxonad6199 7 років тому +13

    thank you for this upload... finally get to see what my brain was trying to picture from just the audio podast =P

  • @nwm-art4177
    @nwm-art4177 5 років тому +4

    Thanks for making me laugh through recent bad times.

  • @robinannaniaz9670
    @robinannaniaz9670 6 років тому +12

    man after listening to these guys for years, it's so weird to see what they look like. only eli looks a bit like how I imagined. noah looks the least as what i had imagined. I thought he'd be chubby and nerdy with short hair. but he looks so damn metal! xD I just can't match his voice to his face 😂

    • @TheStranger513
      @TheStranger513 5 років тому +1

      I've only listened to 2 podcasts and I definitely thought this guy was fat with glasses lol

  • @KaiserSoze679
    @KaiserSoze679 6 років тому +6

    Okay, yeah, I gotta pile on with the "these people don't look as expected" voices. I mean, I knew Noah had long hair and was skinny... but at the very beginning before I noticed he was doing the intro live I was wondering who the woman at the computer was. And I don't know what I expected Heath to look like... but it's not that.
    Oh and since we're talking about people's appearances. Ya know when the guys go off on riffs about how good looking random actresses in the movies are? I'm SUPER tempted to do the same thing for the woman immediately to the right of the isle in the second row. Wow.

  • @popjunkie0619
    @popjunkie0619 7 років тому +5

    And who could possibly dislike this?!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 6 років тому +1

      CreIntelligentDesignProponentationists. That's who.
      Okay. Pretty obscure reference. There was a creationist textbook called, I think, /Of Pandas and People/. A small, but insanely expensive cash grab textbook they wanted to be used for the creatioist/ID high school course.
      This was when they were relabelling creationism as ID. But before the Dover trial.
      They claimed that they hadn't just run Find/Replace on the book to change those terms and nothing else.
      But they're, apparently as good at word processing as they are at video editing. So in at least one case, "ID Proponent" was inserted into the term "creationist".
      One of many smoking guns that sunk the ID "argument" in court.

    • @peterriverajr6899
      @peterriverajr6899 5 років тому +1

      Ben Stein

    • @citetez
      @citetez 3 роки тому +1

      @@brucebaker810 "Cdesignproponentsists"
      /pedantry.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 роки тому

      @@citetez If that was the actual artifact text from "Of Pandas and People", fair enough. And I am for a certain amount of pedantry.
      I was referring to that. But in my version the one term just got inserted into the other. Not accurate. But funnier effect.

  • @naturadventur7425
    @naturadventur7425 3 роки тому +6

    My girlfriend is jealous of Noah's hair, and I'm jealous of Noah's wife.

  • @JXAChambers
    @JXAChambers 6 років тому +3

    They look nothing like I imagined. Amazing.

  • @greenfloyd8645
    @greenfloyd8645 7 років тому +2

    I enjoyed this clip sooo much. I've been a fan boy of you 3 and Lucinda for ages, and each time I've listened to your work in the past, the people I saw in my head, talking shit, looked nothing like the people in this clip. Excellent VFX or maybe i was wrong, who can say?

  • @Nocturnalux
    @Nocturnalux 7 років тому +2

    This is my first time actually seeing you guys!

  • @maxdoubt5219
    @maxdoubt5219 6 років тому +7

    I saw Expelled when it came out. I thought it was a masterpiece. Of pernicious piety propaganda.

  • @criskity
    @criskity 5 років тому +8

    To be fair, "Moslem" is an accepted and well-attested alternative spelling of "Muslim". But it's uncommon these days.

    • @babsbylow6869
      @babsbylow6869 3 роки тому +3

      Wow! I guess the old timey Mohamadian (my spelling skills do it no justice) would blow them away.

  • @TheMrTomkennedy
    @TheMrTomkennedy 5 років тому +2

    I’m late to the game, but just wanted to say you guys are amazing and should all be lauded loudly. Funny, intelligent and personable.
    Also unrelated, I think I’ll go back to the audio-only podcast 😂😂😂😂

  • @kaydenpat
    @kaydenpat 7 років тому +4

    This was hilarious. Well done, guys.

  • @DaveCroucher
    @DaveCroucher 3 роки тому +2

    Eli, not understanding microphones since forever.

  • @terriblechristianmovies3814
    @terriblechristianmovies3814 3 роки тому

    They all looked so different in my head.

  • @Quiras2
    @Quiras2 6 років тому +4

    Heath looks like Kane from NOD

  • @peterragona6481
    @peterragona6481 4 роки тому +3

    how busy was andrew during this?

  • @iangoforth6505
    @iangoforth6505 7 років тому

    Love the first thing you see when they go into the Disc Tut is a fucking cross...

  • @popjunkie0619
    @popjunkie0619 7 років тому +8

    Heath is so hot fml

  • @nebraskamax1476
    @nebraskamax1476 4 роки тому +3

    It's weird to see Eli without a beard now

    • @GregoryJohnson-l1g
      @GregoryJohnson-l1g 3 роки тому

      @@YahwehhasgivenaservanttoHis They have guests from time to time, thats probably who it was

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 5 років тому +7

    Noah doesn’t not at all look like what I’d imagine him to be

    • @TruthSikher
      @TruthSikher 4 роки тому

      Heath looks more like how I imagined Noah to look than Noah looks.

    • @FireheadLazzo
      @FireheadLazzo 4 роки тому

      I kinda just imagined that Noah looked something like Danny Devito. I was WAY off the mark.
      Heath looks like I expected.
      I had no mental image of Eli.

  • @stevenbolin7688
    @stevenbolin7688 9 місяців тому

    This was freaking hilarious 😆🤣, rolling the whole time 😅🤣

  • @SS-to8su
    @SS-to8su 7 років тому +1

    WTF! They look so much different then how they sound in the podcast

  • @Copyrightme81
    @Copyrightme81 7 років тому +5

    awww that bald head. got it. dollar shave clud yall

  • @criskity
    @criskity 5 років тому +3

    So odd to see their faces. I'm used to their disembodied voices.

  • @youtubegarbage7876
    @youtubegarbage7876 15 днів тому

    listened rto maybe 500 PiaTS podcast eps... never seen these guy's faces. Think I prefer it that way.

  • @perto1970
    @perto1970 3 роки тому +2

    Eli is doing a great Dawkins :)

  • @timbirch4999
    @timbirch4999 2 роки тому

    I just couldn't stop watching the shoulders of the woman at the front...

  • @thomashester2
    @thomashester2 2 роки тому

    This is so surreal

  • @wettale
    @wettale 7 років тому +1

    Lmao never expected this.

  • @silvershocknicktail6638
    @silvershocknicktail6638 5 років тому +1

    Heath didn't get much chance, did he?

  • @peterragona6481
    @peterragona6481 4 роки тому +2

    i so want you to be my best friends!

  • @bbbabrock
    @bbbabrock 7 років тому +1

    Who is "Andy"? Andy Toreze or some guy running this event? And I totally did not get t Richard Carrier joke.

    • @brianeggo
      @brianeggo 7 років тому +3

      Andy Wilson from the Merseyside Skeptics (Inkredulous podcast). There's a running joke that he's a child trafficker. Well .... Andy insists it's just a joke

    • @bbbabrock
      @bbbabrock 7 років тому +1

      Brian Eggo Ok. thanks. Idk if I know of him really. I know t Scatheists crew are tight w t Cog Dis group. But Idt I have listened to Inkredulouse that often.

    • @noelquentin57
      @noelquentin57 5 років тому +3

      Andrew Torrez, their lawyer.

  • @vinhqngouoc
    @vinhqngouoc 3 роки тому

    I'm on Noah L' ship ⚓

  • @SinthiaVicious
    @SinthiaVicious 25 днів тому

    Germany in German is Deutschland.

  • @ekitkatjj8619
    @ekitkatjj8619 7 років тому

    Rad...

  • @lmurashchik
    @lmurashchik 10 місяців тому

    Is it just collective ignorance, that makes you all so willfully oblivious to the fact that your arguments against this documentary are actually just drivel?
    Half of your arguments are out of context, and can be argued away by going one or two steps further into the research, and the other half are more so generalized assumptions. Based on your generalized bias. Maybe it will be wise to consider that, if the documentary wanted to say something else, they would have said something else.

    • @vladtheemailer3223
      @vladtheemailer3223 8 місяців тому +1

      The "documentary" was stupid.

    • @lmurashchik
      @lmurashchik 8 місяців тому

      @@vladtheemailer3223 that's seriously all you've got? So, all someone has to do is make you dislike something about their opponents, and you'll just be their "useful іdіоt"

    • @vladtheemailer3223
      @vladtheemailer3223 8 місяців тому +2

      @@lmurashchik It was not a documentary. They admitted that they twisted around what Richard Dawkins said. Are you really that ignorant. I you so lost that you accept everything a christian says without question?

  • @liquidchameleon5993
    @liquidchameleon5993 6 років тому +2

    They look so different from what I had in my head and I love them even more

  • @emailadenizen4621
    @emailadenizen4621 5 місяців тому

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