Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- It was a steamy mid-August night outside of Bismarck, North Dakota. My cherry-red 1987 Yugo got a flat on Route 94 and I had to hoof it through the darkness to a truckstop. It was the kind of place that was stuck in time, like your Uncle's wood-paneled fishing cabin in Minnesota. After a quick meal of a lifeless burger on a soggy bun and even soggier fries, I made my way to the parking lot to see if I could hitch a ride to a local garage. While wandering the rows of trucks that sat beneath the parking lot lights like mighty sentinels at rest, I stumbled upon a bearded trucker listening to Hank Williams on his CB radio. Our eyes met, and he waved me over to his rig. Sitting high above me like a hairy demi-god behind his chrome steering wheel, his eyes just barely peeping out from beneath his Pennzoil baseball cap, he pointed to the back of his cab. Without exchanging a single word, we engaged in hours upon hours of amorous congress, our bodies slick with the moisture from the summer dew outside. When the sky began to brighten and the fireworks of our worlds colliding finally ceased, we nodded our heads, kissing deeply one last time. His breath was tinged with the hoppy aroma of Budweiser and his 5 o'clock shadow gently scraped my cheek as our lips parted. The ending of our brief, but memorable time together hit me like a ton of bricks. As I walked away into the dawn of a new day, I looked back, pumped my arm, and was greeted with a loud honk from his strong, hard semi-truck horn, startling me in a gentle manner, and forever bestowing upon me the gift of connecting that marvelous truck horn with one of the most wonderful, tawdry, and gloriously filthy nights of my life. Happy Pride, everyone.
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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“Just make a Trevor Project donation and leave me alone” This needs to be the new Pride slogan 😭
Someone has to since we don't need spoilers to know that Nina ain't winning All Stars lol
“AH! NO GOOD! CACA!” what 😭😭😭😭😭😭
That took me out! I'm still wheezing. Where the eff did that even come from?!?
I feel like history has been made 🥲 43:54 for posterity
I had to stop the video for a good minute because I was laughing so hard. This is such a new classic right there.
CACA 😂
literally sobbing laughing rn 😭 genuinely one of the funniest things trixie has ever done lmao
personally I really like that they don't waste time with hello and goodbye and all that shit, the show just kind of starts and just as quickly ends, and aside from the ad reads it's maximum content the whole way through
I’ve never even noticed that lol but you’re right, it just feels like a continuation of the constant parasocial conversation they’re having with each other and us at all times 😂
“As gay people, we get to choose our family” in this context almost sent me over the edge 😭😂
I came to say the same thing!!
😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀
@ 20:45 😂
I missed that cause I was working lollll
I’m so grateful whenever they get in drag I never take that shit for granted
There’s just so much to worship
Huh? They do in most interviews and their shows… like five different channels once a week
@@tonijackson3421 Still won't take it for granted. It's a blessing to this cursed world.
this episode was thematically centered around katya saying "do you know what i mean" and trixing saying "DO I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN?!"
Am I a Nicki fan?!
The Trixening
@@dm3606pull up in the sri lanka
And are you…friends with Taylor Swift?
“barber please” “tina bring me the wax” “tabatha tops over” 😭
Tina bring me the wax took me all the way outttttt
Is no one talking about the iconic throwaway “the moustache down on your south mouth”
I LOST IT AT THAT PART
i think theyre just putting words on ping pong balls, spin them and pick a sentence and im there
Trixie: "I hate us"
Katya: "I just hate you"
True friendship
i came as soon as i heard 😩
I came as soon as i wanted to!
all the way from london?! DAMN
TMI HULLO!
*concerned gasp* I just heard
I just heard
Katya's "Drinkers are so annoying" rant is not only funny, but something someone out there might need to hear. Really.
Katyas wig is very much giving NYC defense attorney at large back when detective stabler was on the force 😂
I need you to make a TikTok to just describe things. 😂😂😂
Giving Cici Babcock
"at large" just caressed my brain so perfectly. 10/10 narrative prose prowess.
@@patrickcaddy7061I’d love Trixie and Katya to do Cici and Fran 😩
@@calisha1889 fran and Val
Or Silvia and her sister in law
I don't even skip the Chime ads anymore. That lil girl has my full attention.
I just can't.... The Chime ad sounds down right demented!
Thats the children of the corn voice. Nah I'm Good
I was so grateful I didn’t skip that ad…. bravura performance!
Lmao! This is the first time I listened all the way through and said, you know that it’s not that bad. I usually hate them. It felt mercifully shorter and more to the point than the others? Maybe not as high pitched?😂
I live for the little girl voice hahaha she stopped it at one point and I was ready to riot
"AH! NO GOOD! CACA!" sent me into fucking HYSTERICSSSSS
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
43:56
😂😂😂 and the neighbor reaching out and picking up the poop on the front lawn!!!
45:30
I feel less alone when I hear how Katya aspires to a significant other but not a co-habitant in any kind of way…because same!
I know a lesbian couple that each keep their own apartments but in the same building- been together decades
@@xoshanland That's a genius idea, tbh. I always wondered how you could work out having separate homes but having apartments in the same building takes care of that!
That's an interesting concept
As an old married woman. Who’s happy she’s been married for 40 years. There are definitely times that I wish I had my own house, or even just my own floor of our house. With a special room between his suite and mine where we met up just for sex. I’m even willing to clean it up afterwards. Putting the toys away and the lube. Stripping the sheets and washing them if need be. Replenishing bottles of water on the nightstands. Then going back to my suite showering ALONE climbing in bed ALONE and watching videos or something on Hulu or Netflix. Not having to hear my husband blowing farts, clearing flem out of his throat, belching potato chip dip’ then hearing him farting and snoring all night long. Then be able to wake up fully rested and happy because I’m not exhausted and crabby.
I'd sooner staple my flaps to my nips than voluntarily live with a partner ever again.
Why am I reading a romance novel in the video description? More importantly, why am I reading it out loud, with feeling?
u go, girl!
😂
Thank you for pointing that out, cuz mama, it was a nice read, concise, well worded, stimulating the imagination. Happy Pride bitches
I am LIVING
It sounds like the treatment for a movie script that'd play on OutTV or whatnot.
it was in katyas instagram post too
“AH. No good! Caca.” Is my new fav trixie quote 😭😂😭😭 howling
This is appropriatation
@@pumamanta1771 Cry about it
The description is beautifully written. Katya has such an effortless way with words.
Is it actually katya that writes them
i kinda missed this, since when she’s writing descriptions?
Trixie has come so far in her 'being comfortable talking about poop' journey
“If the relationship works for both of you and you’re both happy, that’s all the rubric you need to judge it by” LOVE THAT
Me as a straight Trixie fan just admiring her in public if I'm ever so lucky to run into her FULLY PREPARED to get cursed out now and why is it the best day of my life
Me straight passing and scared to get confused with the "teenage lesbians"
"You're a pick me girl"
"I'm a Pygmy girl"
"A pig me out yeah"
"No I'm a Pygmy I'm like a short fat girl"
Butt hair can be one's identity
I support it.
I want this on a campaign button!
These are men in wigs talking about wanting shaved asses on their “trade” and they think that’s the Tea 🫖
Both the ladies in drag again?! We are being fed!
They film two episodes at a time so this is just last weeks beat with an outfit change
@@supitskyle7832ouchie
I think this is their way of subtly letting us know that UNHhhh is done. That makes me a little sad, but I'm ok with it.
@@trekadam30 really?!! I will miss the editing by Ron and Jeff! I am glad we got some very iconic and wild moments!
@@trekadam30 i also think so. Why would they be getting in drag for this? If their other in-drag show has ended. It's sad cause it would be better if we knew before hand while the last season was airing but we will follow them to any platform and this podcast is a great alternative
the being sober thing in the workplace is so real. my tip is to get a "mixed drink" but it's a shirley temple lol
Soda and bitters!
Tonic and lime. (Trying to control your facial expressions is the hard part)
@@pumamanta1771bitters has a small amount of alc in it. not big enough to make a difference but i know some ppl would be upset to find out after drinking jt
I’ll be putting Katya saying “HYUUUUGE CAAAWWWKK” on my phone as a work ringtone. “Oh, sorry guyyyys, I have to take this"
NGL, I didn't expect them to be sympathetic towards the plight of food addiction but here we are. It's actually super refreshing! More people need to understand that it's EXTREMELY HARD to "diet" in a world filled with temptation when you have a horrible relationship with food.
And the stance isn't new! Katya has been very vocal for years about it. Love her.
Oh hush, they’ve mentioned many times before that they don’t judge large people especially bc tricked from the south and has a lot of bigger family members and they constantly joke about being feeders and loving how they’re getting back into their ‘big boys club’ 😅 you’re the straight person they were talking about lol
@@kaylinsmith6921 exactly like huh what does she mean?
@@kaylinsmith6921 I've been pleasantly surprised by their growth on the subject tbh. It's extremely easy to slip into fatphobia when you're surrounded by the types of people that live in L.A. and gay men are notorious for being fatphobic so I'm sure they get inundated with that language constantly.
Ok BIGGUMS
Trixie and Katya talking about how stupid jock straps are while trixie wears a lisa frank sleeping bag and katya looks like a neopolitan ice cream linebacker is... lol so fucking fierce. I live.
Oh my god 😂💀
all i could think of when they were talking about the guy not shaving fully was “business in the front, party in the back”
Ty for calling out alcohol. It needs to be discused more. Its so destructive and everybodys doing it so its hard to realize.
Katya serving Debbified uncle Fester.
I can't believe you've done this.
MALIBU BARBIE
The talk about struggling with food is real. I struggle a lot with compulsive binge eating. Its gotten better since i quit antidepressants but every meal of every day requires conscious self control. Ive lost 80 lbs now without miss ozempic but it is the hardest journey ive ever done.
Congrats on a healthier life 😊
If you are able to get it via your medical provider, it really can help quiet the food "chatter" according to a friend who recently started taking it. I'm currently on a waiting list but if it really does quiet the compulsions I think it will be life changing for me.
Well done for doing so well without the extra help, I just thought I would let you know how helpful these new drugs can be in a weight loss journey
@@moyetlicious meds can definitely help. I might actually ask about ozempic since I'm struggling a little to shed the last 30 lbs or so. I just hope I never lose control of my eating again, and maybe it can help prevent a "relapse."
@@Hail_Fall my doctor told me the drug also seems to help strengthen the cardiovascular system, so it really does appear to be the wonder drug of the moment... I just hope we don't realise in 10 years it causes some awful side effect or something.
Good luck with your final 30lbs!
They're really coming for their friends recently lol
Katya has _¡had it!_ with the unsupportive friends.
I was thinking the same thing
the supposed insincerity shall be clocked.
Why is this like, one of the best fucking episodes fucking ever...?!?!? Something is on. Getting it. Feeling it. Thank you. Say it full volume.
This!!!!!
Katya’s shoes though. Stunnnn
same from last week (gcds?)
Yes @@marvinraphaelmonfort8289
They look very Monster High to me
A MAN WHO WAS WALKING HIS DOG CHIPPED IN AND HELPED US OUT 😂😂😂😂 WWHAAAATTT
I demand a T-shirt with Trixie w/ her hand over face with the caption
"Ughhh, no good! Caca!" 😂❤
YES PLEASE
The dolls are deranged today
36:19 "they're not there Mary! they're on the East Side or they're at home." 😭 the level of calling out... far too much
I live for Katya and Trixie’s conversation about booze. I don’t drink and I very much dislike being around drunk people and people who think the only way to have fun is drinking. I find it childish if you need booze to have fun, if you need booze at every single occasion, if you pester people who don’t drink. And it’s 100x worse when they and everyone else knows that they’re a menace when drunk-destructive, invasive, inconsiderate, predatory, rude, reckless, aggressive, unfaithful, abusive, etc. and yet they *still* choose to get drunk. We are all tired.
SPEAK!! 👏👏👏
Fellow non-drinker - I agree, but also, it's good to have good friends. Most of mine happen to drink. We don't weigh in on each other's choices. They've never cared about mine. But friends don't treat each other badly, period. If you're going to get abusive or destructive, period, I'm out; if running up your BAC makes that more likely and you choose to do it anyway, good luck. You just made things harder for yourself.
Everyone bitter in the comments, "They're so dark these days. It's not fun!" Tell me you've never dealt with chronic illness or addiction in your life without telling me. When your brain and/or your body are *intent* on putting you in the ground, it's not all sunshine and butterflies. If they're salty on the pod, it's their pod to be salty on. Don't listen. People don't actually have to stuff their feelings down for the sake of your entertainment. The entitlement is too much.
I can't handle people commenting on my weight (loss or gain). It's always been a huge (heh) part of my life, but a few years ago I just got to where I won't entertain comments about it. If they say I've lost weight, I just say, "Nope. You just remember me fatter."
I don't care if I lose 100 pounds, it will be all I ever say.
I love that Katya is just no filter, no fucks given. It’s refreshing to hear.
"it doesn't seem festive!" 💀💀💀
TRIXIE "Where is my boyfriend under there" IS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYFUL?!?!?! Like he's missing😂
The description is a better love story than Twilight ⭐️
That's a pretty low bar
The day I meet these two is the day my life will be complete. Absolutely loved them since rupaul's show and I'm not gonna stop loving em. My icons.
The video summary.... Katya Zamolodchikova harlequin romance novel when
Katya's gasp of awakening when Trixie turned "let's shave that thing" to "where's my beautiful boyfriend 🥺" like she just watched the end of usual suspects
they're still in drag?! oh mama they are WORKING
The way I almost asphyxiated so hard at 43:56 I almost sent my dinner back up. Oh my GOD.
I hope hope hope this episode has details on when Katya is going to release the full track of "Black Diarrhea" 🤞
…this really happened to me I need this song 😅😭
@@qa29 Oh Sweet Jesus
OH YES!
“You don’t have to whisper it say it at full volume cause I’ll tell ya why… LAZY!”
I JUST ABOUT PISSED MY PANTS
The first time I bottomed and there was an "accident" it was with this super hot guy who sensed I was spinning out and nonchalantly said, "It just smells like sex, to me" and kept going. It was healing. I don't know if I was already feeling so inadequate and undeserving of someone so mature, composed, and *hot* that I was vulnerable to being so deeply influenced by him, but I never felt insecure about everything being not perfectly clean down there again and pretty much instantly wrote off anyone who took issue with a little brown after that. Just being exposed to someone so grounded and secure was like years of therapy during my pass-around, party-bottom phase, and made me realize I was doing all that because I hated myself and needed affirmation from literally anyone. But I never saw him again, because, at the time, I had pretty much fallen in love with him in the, maybe, hour we spent together for the hookup, and I couldn't cope with those feelings. It took years afterward to process all that, but I'm eternally grateful to him. Meanwhile, it was probably so natural to him that he's never thought of it again.
Love starting off Pride month with an open discussion of our hatred for everything gay. Preach!
"No one's identity is their butthair."
Quotes like this are why I love this show so much. 😂
i would absolutely LOVE to attend a horror themed drag show by katya
Hi, it's me, I'm a little girl . Girl how do you not bust out laughing while you do that 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
My favorite part of the first episode of your "Drag Me Home" is watching David try not to laugh while you sit on the bench doing a Forrest Gump impersonation
I had a boyfriend who pierced his junk after we where dating, that was a bigger change to get used to than a mustache lol.
is he testing you ? mmhhh
was katya being lowkey serious about being in financial trouble? i hope she’s doing better after rehab and only works because she feels ready ❤
I was wondering the same!
Katya is definitely refreshed after her vacation, we got 2 of the best episodes ever
She CAN read the dolls!
the drink thing is so real tho. people are unable to do anything with being intoxicated. work party. christmas. thanksgiving. children's birthdays. every time they go out to eat. every time they do anything fun. how r u unable to function and not enjoy life without being intoxicated. and it may be unpopular, but weed is the same thing to me. it's gross. always getting high before work. before being with family, etc etc. like u got issues in ur life to sort out tbf, if u can't do literally anything outside of home without being drunk or high.
"Big night? 😊"
" nope. 😒" LMAO
"Tina bring me the wax!" took me out.
I am just looping the “Ah. No good. Caca” lol
is there reference behind that ?
I think the "oh, no good. Caca." Is now a core memory.
Jokers and jesters in jockstraps: An Analysis On My Attraction to Clowns
Can we talk about how gay men pretend to not be attracted to drag queens, femme boys and trans women but lowkey live for us sexually?!?! Thanks
the guy who shaves only his front half is like me completely ignoring the back of my hair bc i cannot see it 😂😂
The description is a whole romance novel
“Wow…I’m just doing active listening” 🤣 idk why that killed me omgggg
“The more I know about you the bigger the chances are that I won’t be attracted to you” Katya SPILLED on that one!!!!!!
I am a straight 53 year old black woman who fell in love with Drag when I saw Ru Paul. Did not know about so much of what I was missing and that changed in the 80s for me.
I am loving it by myself and perfectly fine with it, dont want share 🤣
katya in argyle is just 😩
Katya’s views on marriage and cohabitation is 💯 accurate
the girls have been on the top of their game recently 😭😂 love y’all
We need more unhinged episodes like this. I was screaming.
I heard as soon as i came
The first topic- funny thing is that’s exactly how women feel everyday whenever we go out and have men/whoever just commenting on our appearance without reason 😭
"the IMAX theatre experience" ☠🤣☠🤣🤣
Katya’s foreclosure, Trixie’s daddy issues and fetish, this episode was WILD
"You wouldn't say 'I love you' in six months!?" Just made me feel like I'm the problem Lmaooo! That's such a short amount of time to me. Am I broken??
Depends on how often you see each other. If you see each once a week, i'd say you not feelin it yet is valid. But if you spend most days of the week together and you are not feelin it yet whats the proooblem? Introspection time.
everyone different but most people after 6 month or less have idea where the relationship go, just for fun or commited one if not, it feels like you wasting your and other people time and energy
fr 6 months is less time than a postgrad course, and i guarantee you wouldn't be seeing your partner more than those students see their classmates. you're not at all broken, friend
Katya tour! Hell yes, come to Atlanta!
43:56 I clutched my chest so hard & laughed so loud my neighbors probably called the police
I’ve watched it at least 20 times and belly laugh every time
not wanting to talk to people outside of a event is so real as a cosplayer I do not need a 50 year old father in a pick up truck rolling down his window and pointing at me when I’m walking from a con in abunny suit
Katya looks radiantly beautiful 😭😭
The fact that alcohol is easily accessible is a problem the world still not noticing yet
Katya over here asking who she should play for a tour, which vibe.....YOU KATYA! Play yourself in all your red latex ding dong fantasies! I love your music so much❤❤❤🔥
“Tina, bring me the wax!” is how much my HOUSE is worth! 29:03
thank you for speaking about how annoying people who drink a lot are 😂😂😂
Not Katya giving Romulan Agent Realness. Loving it.
sisterhood of the travelling pit stop outfit
The way I would absolutely read an entire series of the Vagabond Mistress and her Nowhere America Adventures, that description had me enthralled!!
I TOTALLY agree about guys who introduce a new boyfriend to their friends too early.
I’ve been the “new boyfriend” at a vacation/dinner and you can tell how many times a guy has done this to his friends by how his friends treat you. If you’re something special, they’ll be nice and they’ll want to get to know you.
If you’re just another “new boyfriend”, they’ll won’t be very nice or interested in meeting you. The latter is an awful experience for the new boyfriend because now you’re stuck there realizing that you don’t belong there and wondering how you’re going to break up with this person when it’s over. Early invites to friends or family are Red Flags.
ima be real here but 13:05 was so comforting to hear from trixie. im afab, 15, and plus sized. last time I was weighed (few months ago and i feel ive gained more weight since) i was 232. ive alway been a bigger kid, both sides of my family dont make small babies. my weight is my biggest insecurity but im somehow accepted that i will never be skinny. but i bring all this up and the timestamp because food has always been a coping mechanism for me. ive been struggling with my mental health since i was 11. ive gone through periods of binge eating and only eating one meal a day. i will always have a complicated, off and on again relationship with food and it just feels nice for people to see that for some people it is harder to go on diets. anytime my eating gets better something happens and i go back to my unhealthy habits. i only say this because i know people are also struggling with my type of situation.
I totally get what you mean. I'm under 20, afab, and food is totally a way for me to cope with stuff too. Sometimes it feels like people who neither have complications with food or have genetic factors refuse to accept either as a factor in being healthy or not plus sized. Being above average weight sooo common too, far more common than people want to acknowledge, and the average person isn't skinny.
People want to believe weight is all about an individual and not mostly about social factors, mental health, and genetics put together
"I would never live in the same house as somebody" girl same v much giving whoopi goldberg thoughts on marriage 'I don't want somebody in my house" 🤣
This was not a good episode to watch at work 😭 the amount of times I almost burst out laughing but especially when Trixie pulled out the vampiric accent and said "ah no good caca" that took EVERY last bit of self control I had not to cackle like a witch 😭
The movies are back
Katya tells 10 minute story
Trixie- did this really happen
Katya- no hypothetically 😂😂😂
My kid once pretended she was an abandoned baby puma, and she imagined so hard, she started crying from real abandoned baby puma emotions. Katya's story reminded me of that. She lived that alternate lifeline like captain Picard lived his life on the alien planet.
there was no time between Trixie saying wax and Katya saying Tina, but yet she delivered a world class joke on the drop of a dime
ohh katya we know exactly who tim kruger is