The image of a metal chariot & metal horses running over numerous schoolchildren and performing a drive-by on a helpless woman is never gonna leave my mind...neither will the image of said things driving off into the horizon to, presumably, obliterate the moon. Christ
He must be sick and tired of lecturing random insentient objects such as BALLS and immediately getting splattered by every one of them. Truly a punished existence.
Placidusax may be old, tired and ponderous, but his fires are still hot enough that anyone who threatens him will face all the terrible power of the Dragon-King for one last time.
@@adamnave1078Placidusax's Ruin which he is iconic for is, in fact, a flame attack. He starts off breathing fire, then invokes a massive burst of energy to expel concentrated, pressurised gouts of flame which are so hot that they appear like lasers.
NEVER let that thing out of that dungeon. This was sad to watch. Especially when it seemed to mount and . . . take . . . Astel from behind. I didn't think it was possible to degrade that beast in such a way. That wheeled terror may just be worse than even the dung eater. Did you see how it would do gloating victory laps, displaying its cannon fire like celebratory fireworks?
Malenia will beat anything through her force of will, even if it costs her life or worse. It's the very core of her character. The only way to overcome her is to surpass her skills with a blade and overmatch her strike for strike- which, as you might understand, is very difficult to do.
that was just a glitch the storm and clones should have disappeared the moment vassal of trash was killed yet it existed even after her death other than that she lost like the rest no need to glorify the shit
So apparently from the placidusax fight the chariot and lightning balls are three separate enemies with individual hp , basically someone created this mini boss because I've NEVER seen this particular chariot in any of the dungeons I've run across . But hey if someone knows where I can find this particular enemy let me know .
@@AnthonyDoesUA-cam yeah that's what I gathered from doing a quick Google search before watching the rest of the video,these matches aren't fair to anyboss ,but anything for views I guess .
seriously you call him ''cheating'' even if you seen this fucking chariot with whis fucking machine gun lightninng? whatever, placidusax is brutal!! cry more!!
Melina, one of the hardest bosses in the game and rarely players get past through her first phase but here my boy humbled her very quickly and also no hit the first phase 😂
You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from zero, got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something Me, myself, I got nothing to prove
The image of a metal chariot & metal horses running over numerous schoolchildren and performing a drive-by on a helpless woman is never gonna leave my mind...neither will the image of said things driving off into the horizon to, presumably, obliterate the moon.
Christ
pretty relatable
First this woman, next… The MOON!!!
@@Ydrakar im fluffing dead you killed me
Congratulations to our new Elden Lord: automated chariot and two balls of lightning.
Thats what they Used to call me in College
That's something I'm not sure I'm happy to think about...
A new age .... The age of chariot and balls of thunder
Hahaha yes.
Thus begins the age of self-driving EVs
Gideon : I know... in my bones... A Tarnished cannot become a god...
Lightning chariot : in what bones ?
this armored core enemy is doing a number on the lands between
Gideon giving a monologue to a giant electric chariot is somehow hilarious to me
Take a look at the t0 giant ballistas, comedy gold
Wym " somehow " it's self explanatory how you'd find that funny. It's not complicated
He must be sick and tired of lecturing random insentient objects such as BALLS and immediately getting splattered by every one of them. Truly a punished existence.
@@thatguy1488what an impressively redundant comment thanks for nothing
“I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall take the throne.”
“I am the throne.”
their poise break is INSANE
much like the poise break of car in real life
@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 imagine getting run over by a fucking horse chariot in medieval times lmao
chariot became the elden chair
while placi became the clutch lord
Placidusax , the clutch lord
He really is! Every one of these on every BvB channel he is!
@@zanemob1429not in one time where he did worse than a normal dragon
Most times though placi and malenia the best
@@JTdaGoat2871 the vassal of trash due to his catastrophic design is not allowed to be in a bvb list
@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735his disign is good but Midir was beter
Placidusax may be old, tired and ponderous, but his fires are still hot enough that anyone who threatens him will face all the terrible power of the Dragon-King for one last time.
he doesnt have enough flame attacks and tbh his nuke attack does pitiful damage considering the windup
@@adamnave1078Placidusax's Ruin which he is iconic for is, in fact, a flame attack. He starts off breathing fire, then invokes a massive burst of energy to expel concentrated, pressurised gouts of flame which are so hot that they appear like lasers.
Ganhou na sorte apenas
@@Count.Sarumantu é chato.
@@Count.Saruman oh fax.
Still i wanna see placi make a ring of fire, flying round the huge arena
i love how after it kills rennala it rides off into the moonlight😂😂😂
Its going to poise break the moon
Chariot just rode off into the moonlight after Renala 🤣🤣🤣
NEVER let that thing out of that dungeon. This was sad to watch. Especially when it seemed to mount and . . . take . . . Astel from behind. I didn't think it was possible to degrade that beast in such a way. That wheeled terror may just be worse than even the dung eater. Did you see how it would do gloating victory laps, displaying its cannon fire like celebratory fireworks?
Kenneth Height could have just commissioned one of these and become Elden Lord himself
Alternative title: Elden Ring but it's just vehicular manslaughter
Unless you are a two headed ancient dragon, do not mess with the lightning chariot.
-art of war
I love gideon just lecturing to inanimate objects
The moment I saw the weakness of my flesh, I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
1:34 the lightning chariot is racing into the night
Again.. seeing Gideon getting steamrolled is just beyond satisfying lol
This fills me with terror. I don’t remember ever coming across one of these, but if they were cut from the main game and added to the dlc, I WILL CRY.
Fire giant fight was literally me running over everyone's feet with a RC car
The chariot is so powerful everyone bows to it midfight
i saw the first fight and thought melania might not beat it. wow what a absolute beast!
Malenia will beat anything through her force of will, even if it costs her life or worse. It's the very core of her character. The only way to overcome her is to surpass her skills with a blade and overmatch her strike for strike- which, as you might understand, is very difficult to do.
that was just a glitch
the storm and clones should have disappeared the moment vassal of trash was killed yet it existed even after her death
other than that she lost like the rest
no need to glorify the shit
@@Count.Saruman Least vassal of rot horny headcanon fan :
@@Count.Sarumanchora mais
@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735Would you like some cheese with that whine?
No one's talking about that fire giant fight. That was badass asf
Like a medieval tesla chariot by ancient technology like the antikythera mechanism
Two things impossible to defeat: 1 death, 2 Placidusax
i like how the dragon was winner with just 1 hp left in EVERY video
Just riding off into the moonset after beating Rennala
Our mans was ROBBED in that Placidusax fight.
*Our lighten up car
The Chariot is raging after the fight against Placidusax: "NOOOOO, SOOOO CLOOOOOOSE! F*****CK!!!" 🤬😆
Who knew all you needed to kill a god was a really pissed off wheelchair.
foreskin duo being chain staggered and dying before attempting single atk was best moment lmao
Wake the fuck up, Samurai! New CBT lore just dropped = Chariot and Balls (of lightning) Triumph
It's always the weapons we make that become more dangerous.
Only boss I thought would win was Astel due to the AoEs, but I guess godlike poise damage beats cast times every day.
Margott walking slowly saying: OMG here we go again with this crab
I'm curious how Placidusax's survival rate changes according to the number of attempts.
1 win and 1 tie, did not expect that GGs
If the chariot from the old vid was the "car", then this chariot is electric car
I am SO happy these things aren't free-roaming enemies....
Great video, what a monsters those chariots!!
Holy shit it absolutely clutched the fire giant
0:51 my drunk dad pulling up to kindergarten to pick me up
your ambulance has arrived.
The lightning of all time!
Literally soloed everyone lol. Give it another shot at Placidusax and it’ll take the win
i woke up in a new bugatti
So apparently from the placidusax fight the chariot and lightning balls are three separate enemies with individual hp , basically someone created this mini boss because I've NEVER seen this particular chariot in any of the dungeons I've run across . But hey if someone knows where I can find this particular enemy let me know .
Yeah it's modded
@@AnthonyDoesUA-cam yeah that's what I gathered from doing a quick Google search before watching the rest of the video,these matches aren't fair to anyboss ,but anything for views I guess .
That bad boy is ready for the DLC
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
Imagine getting messed up by an ionised hobby horse
It flying away into the distance after finishing renala
Wouldn't mind seeing both versions of the Abductor Virgins vs bosses.
This is a marvel in anti-demigod technology! I'll take a dozen!
lol. that chariot is brutal
it appears sir Gideon Ofnir finally came down from his high horse
A weapon to surpass metal gear…
lightning chariot : God ? who ? i dont see anyone other than me here.
Low key, that chariot is a fucking beast
Alexander of macedon has come to conquer the lands between
Pit: Huh, so that's where I left it. 🙂
I love vehicular manslaughter
Me and the homies pulling up to the shattering war.
The carriot had no chill
Yep like a light tank with Gatling guns VS human
The lightning chariot... is that a Kid Icarus reference?!
Dragonlord Placiduchad coming through once again
Lightning…. Chariot..?
Wait is this a thing. Good lord
I demand more Crucible Knight videos!
Dwemer really doing work out here.
Cruel as hell…but the dragon lord still rocking
Do the Ancient Dragon and anything similar auto-tracking lighting work?
yes
Yes the more brutal the more satisfying please make more especially something that can butcher that cheating old dragon
seriously you call him ''cheating'' even if you seen this fucking chariot with whis fucking machine gun lightninng? whatever, placidusax is brutal!! cry more!!
Benjamin Franklin’s chariot
I know in my bones... which are all flat...
The battle of Gideon is look like a torture to him.
Where was the lighting chariot in the game? I dont remember it being in any hero graves.
А где в игре эта колесница?
Damn as if the reg chariots werent stupid powerful enough.
Melina, one of the hardest bosses in the game and rarely players get past through her first phase but here my boy humbled her very quickly and also no hit the first phase 😂
The chariot of despair
I have another idea with the chariot. Replace the rider with a Ballista or Latenna XD
*Mortal Kombet voice*
Flawless Victory
another Nameless Ring banger💯💯
Is this the legendary Honda Accord that Melina never delivered on?
This is how I play TotK
Underrated
Oh my fucking god how can that fit in any arena?!?!?!
Can you do carian knights?
You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from zero, got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me, myself, I got nothing to prove
Lightning Chariot is a truely Lord of Elden
God damn Placidusax
This is so satisfying 🤣🤣🤣
Puestos, que se suba el dragón bicéfalo al carro.
i wanna see the lightning chariot vs the laser golem
more like PTSD chariots
Mad lad Radahn!
Fire giant get destroyed by a toy pony was a good fight
They see me rollin
They're crippled
Ok, that thing is just ridiculous