Barney's Batting Average

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  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 3 роки тому +897

    Barney's entire life was built on revenge.

    • @bubbletiplister4897
      @bubbletiplister4897 3 роки тому +9

      and yet it was awesome. What are they trying to tell us here? :D

    • @leonidas9808
      @leonidas9808 3 роки тому +1

      The one with the sub gets me every time

    • @nelsonchereta816
      @nelsonchereta816 3 роки тому +4

      Very true, revenge of this guy and on the PLEASE guy who stole his girl.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 місяці тому

      He's just a guy that served another guy coffee once.

    • @edwardsorinio6511
      @edwardsorinio6511 2 місяці тому

      "Please"

  • @rossb7288
    @rossb7288 3 роки тому +977

    I loved how he stressed Jim Abbott batting average was bad cause he was a pitcher not cause he had one hand

    • @davepecoraro4767
      @davepecoraro4767 3 роки тому +3

      Pitchers in the A.L. aren't good because of the D.H. but N.L. pitchers bat every time they pitch, a couple even hit a lot of Home Runs.. Prime example; Babe Ruth, he started out as a Red Sox pitcher

    • @miainsen70
      @miainsen70 3 роки тому +4

      Hero

    • @gerardomacias7370
      @gerardomacias7370 2 роки тому +5

      He kind of is a hero. The fact he has a batting average at all being a pitcher and only having one arm is amazing.

    • @rossb7288
      @rossb7288 2 роки тому

      @@gerardomacias7370 very true

    • @jowolf2187
      @jowolf2187 Рік тому

      @@gerardomacias7370 He had two arms, he was just born without his right hand.

  • @mattk750
    @mattk750 3 роки тому +523

    Imagine what Matthew Panning was thinking when Barney told him that. Like "Oh my god I messed up this guy's whole life just because of a lie i told when I was 12"
    The axe forgets, the tree remembers

    • @richmahogany21
      @richmahogany21 3 роки тому +21

      I like that saying about the axe, I haven't heard that before but that's really good 👌

    • @bearbones7913
      @bearbones7913 3 роки тому +8

      Ooooh I hope I remember that last line. That one is tattoo worthy

  • @mousalamalsyrawan
    @mousalamalsyrawan 3 роки тому +460

    This actually shows how Barney Stinson never forgets how anyone wronged him no matter how many years pass.
    He settled an old score before thinking of settling down for the first time.
    Much like his whole plan for his job "Please" and his revenge there.
    He is a man of focus, commitment and Sheer fucking will.

    • @mfdblasted
      @mfdblasted 3 роки тому +38

      i once saw him pick up a girl with a pencil... with a fucking pencil.

    • @gouravsingh520
      @gouravsingh520 3 роки тому +14

      I once saw him picking up a girl with book

    • @VinayakaHalemane
      @VinayakaHalemane 2 роки тому

      As if that shit is something to admire. Dude needs help for real. Even if he did use a condom with every one of them there's a good chance he still got a bunch of STIs. Some strains of HPV are almost guaranteed when you have that many sexual partners, even with a condom with every one of them. God knows what other STIs he's lugging around. Certainly not something to be inspired by or admire as "sheer fucking will."
      Focus, commitment and sheer fucking will is admirable when you're trying to do something that is hard, has many obstacles and the odds are stacked against you. Bedding girls does not fall into that category. It's the easiest shit to do, especially if you're a lying sack of shit like Barney who will say anything that the women want to hear to get into their pants.

    • @owenleal
      @owenleal Рік тому +7

      "They call him...Baba Yaga"
      "The Boogeyman??"
      "Well, Barney wasn't exactly the Boogeyman...he was the guy you sent to get revenge on the fuckin Boogeyman for stealing your girl."

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 Рік тому

      Yet he never had sex till he was 23 and a half to his mom's friend who faked an orgasm and preferred his brother.

  • @buttericex4467
    @buttericex4467 3 роки тому +1543

    That's some disgusting stuff Ted's telling his kids

    • @Augury13
      @Augury13 3 роки тому +57

      Nah it's Awesome

    • @gianlukeoni1776
      @gianlukeoni1776 3 роки тому +60

      I love that the only comment on a 11 years old video has been made 4 days ago

    • @jrg1519
      @jrg1519 3 роки тому +1

      wich chapter is this?

    • @3sh16
      @3sh16 3 роки тому +3

      @@gianlukeoni1776 now your commet is 4 days ago 🙂

    • @cuongngo485
      @cuongngo485 3 роки тому +10

      really it is more disturbing than telling his kids about how their dad use the nake move, how to break up with girlfriend twice in the birthday and my favorite, how to tell the kids about how I met your mother but secretly tell about love triangle among him, uncle '' legendary '' Barney and aunt- step mother Robin

  • @MainMan-Dan
    @MainMan-Dan 3 роки тому +390

    I like how he went to have drinks and then had to go pick his kids up. Very responsible

    • @BrotherHood-xh9sg
      @BrotherHood-xh9sg 3 роки тому +21

      Probably just an excuse to get away from there. Or a lie that hints how one of them has kids (and a loving family?) And the other had 200 meaningless one night relationships.
      Or just no thought and a "responsible" man who met with a former kid in grade school.

    • @TWOxTONE_773
      @TWOxTONE_773 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao. If I didn’t read this comment I wouldn’t have caught that.

    • @techduck123
      @techduck123 3 роки тому +9

      its in new york. he could be using the SUBWAY to pick up his kids

    • @Hug0Pro
      @Hug0Pro 3 роки тому +18

      What's wrong with 1 beer? Do you only have 1/4 of a kidney? Buzz Ligthweight lol.

    • @JoybuzzerX
      @JoybuzzerX 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Hug0Pro Exactly. One beer isn't going to do anything. However, it's also New York and there's the subway and cabs and of course, he was just saying that to get the hell out of there after someone was being creepy to him.

  • @n7kiro287
    @n7kiro287 3 роки тому +264

    its funny how a gay dude, can play the most Straight dude to ever exist that good :D

    • @muffin7784
      @muffin7784 3 роки тому +31

      It ain't that surprising, considering most gay dude have to play straight for a good part of their life.

    • @n7kiro287
      @n7kiro287 3 роки тому +20

      @@muffin7784 not related story, in my circle of friends we had that muslim guy in high school that was obviously gay, like since a litle kid, and he used to go like....dammm you see that girl....and we all knew he was gay the whole time, because he also would exagerate not only because of his personality, well....one day he came to us and said like...guy i have to tell you something important....and we like...ooh you mean that you gay?....and he was so perplexed that we knew it all along, and we told him like...bro, it was so obvious, but he was happy that we never cared, and he was worried for nothing.

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 3 роки тому +16

      Actor since childhood is good at acting. In other news water is wet and the Eiffel Tower is in France.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 роки тому +4

      All about confidence!

  • @noblebean6932
    @noblebean6932 3 роки тому +535

    I hate how people in this show get a full, beautiful looking beer (which is probably really expensive in the middle of NY?), take one sip and just leave xD

    • @shotokankaratedude89
      @shotokankaratedude89 3 роки тому +14

      It's about 9 dollars. Been to ny myself

    • @williamivey7832
      @williamivey7832 3 роки тому +52

      I hate how any show taking place in NY makes it seem like that city has any kind of middle class.

    • @shadowassassin5648
      @shadowassassin5648 3 роки тому +19

      @@williamivey7832 yeah! there are basically two New Yorks, Manhattan and the rest, Manhattan is a great zone for companies and rich people, the rest... well, let's just say that crime rates are through the roof

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 роки тому +3

      Do you have any idea how much money Barney has? I mean do you even know what his job is?

    • @noblebean6932
      @noblebean6932 3 роки тому +20

      @@LucianDevine Please

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 3 роки тому +143

    “He’s gonna say it again really slow…”
    “Call. Him. I. Will”. 😂😂

  • @gianlukeoni1776
    @gianlukeoni1776 3 роки тому +192

    Thank you youtube algorithm that's exactly what I was looking for without even knowing

  • @neingagging7747
    @neingagging7747 3 роки тому +179

    The funnier part about this is that is only an average of 12.5 girls per year. For a good looking multi-millionaire living in NYC who devotes most his spare time to getting laid that number would be way higher in reality. The frequency and ease Barney seems to get laid in the show, e.g the perfect week, would mean that an accurate Barney would probably be over a thousand, assuming a conservative average of a little more than 1 girl per week. But I think having Barney in the four digits would be a little too irredeemable to the general audience.

    • @memeworld7800
      @memeworld7800 3 роки тому +6

      True! But we should assume some of them were casual short/mid term encounters r

    • @swissmed4606
      @swissmed4606 3 роки тому +20

      I think himym made an error as Barney wasn’t sexually active until 21 when Shannon broke up with him, so rather than 16 years, which I assume is from 18-now putting Barney at 34, I think it should be 13 years rounding up. From here his batting average is about 1.5%, or 15 girls a year
      That’s still pretty bad

    • @mayanksingh8696
      @mayanksingh8696 3 роки тому +16

      @@swissmed4606 barney lost his virginity at 23 not 21

  • @jfassettx123
    @jfassettx123 3 роки тому +57

    This is the genesis of Barney’s long-term planning skills which ultimately led him to bring down the corrupt banker that stole his first love from him.

  • @andrew4713
    @andrew4713 Рік тому +7

    3:06 Oh man , that smile . Something i would die for.

  • @Katiecutiepie166
    @Katiecutiepie166 3 роки тому +163

    Ted: Jealous
    Marshall: Jealous
    Jim Abbott: Hero
    Robin: Suspiciously quiet during this conversation about number of sex partners
    Barney: Hero

  • @swagcandy2576
    @swagcandy2576 3 роки тому +19

    Plot Twist: Matthew Panning wasn't lying about the girls and was actually disappointed in Barney cause he had quadrupled his original 100 girls

  • @MoistPancakes
    @MoistPancakes 3 роки тому +76

    This is why you always try. You might fail 100s of times but eventually your gonna get that yes. After that, it’s back to failure for awhile. The cycle continues.

  • @vijayjayaraman5990
    @vijayjayaraman5990 8 місяців тому +4

    The last 10 seconds were so nice.. All this character building for Barney and build up for the Robin-Barney couple was all shattered with that terrible finale

  • @jowolf2187
    @jowolf2187 Рік тому +14

    The important thing to remember here is that while Jim Abbot may not have been much of a batter; he was actually a phenomenal pitcher - made all the more impressive when considering he only had one hand.

  • @vishmaster09
    @vishmaster09 5 місяців тому +5

    What if Matthew responded with:
    100 girls, I did that when I was 12. I'm 33 now I've done it with 400 girls

    • @asavelakuse6865
      @asavelakuse6865 2 місяці тому

      Barney by the last season completed a perfect month of having each day of a month with a girl I think he reached 400 by then

  • @Kalah_
    @Kalah_ 3 роки тому +65

    Barney: "200... now what?"
    (Barney thinking: "Well, I guess I could try to get with one who'd actually mean something.")

    • @senister14
      @senister14 3 роки тому

      That's what happens to all of the great pua.

  • @twinkyedits
    @twinkyedits 3 роки тому +8

    Pretty sure this is after Robin and Barney's one-night stand so she's on the list of 200 girls and that could be why she's so quiet.

  • @TWOxTONE_773
    @TWOxTONE_773 3 роки тому +13

    The fact NPH is gay in real life makes the characters he plays so much funnier.

    • @LukeSumIpsePatremTe
      @LukeSumIpsePatremTe 3 роки тому +1

      I have to disagree. It does make him a great actor, though!

  • @Xoltris
    @Xoltris Рік тому +3

    It’s probably more concerning that Barney was jealous of the pet Ewok

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 3 роки тому +34

    “Sounds like you got a lot of problems “…
    Barney’s also got a lot of something else that starts with a ‘P’.

  • @williamivey7832
    @williamivey7832 3 роки тому +40

    I’ve never watched this show but if that is the entire premise it’s a pretty cool show. I know a lot of people who have put a lot of stock in what they were lied to about in middleschool. And never got anywhere near 200.

    • @JuliusBriggs
      @JuliusBriggs 3 роки тому +10

      thats not the premise
      its a tiny inkling of one main characters detail and development over the course of the show

    • @dzeliongurung3218
      @dzeliongurung3218 3 роки тому +1

      Yes it's a pretty fun show.

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 3 роки тому +2

      The main premise is of Ted's quest to find the mother of his Children hence the story is called "how I met your mother"

  • @talus33
    @talus33 3 роки тому +10

    Why would he even come out for a beer if he had to leave right away to get his kids from school.

    • @andromeda7394
      @andromeda7394 3 роки тому +3

      Probably was going to pick them up later, but left early for the very reason he feels guilty for messing barney up :/

    • @footballnerd277
      @footballnerd277 8 місяців тому +1

      Probably just lied so he had an excuse to leave.

  • @Suerte-fl2rk
    @Suerte-fl2rk 2 роки тому +4

    Fun fact. Barney slept with 282 women in the entire run of the show

    • @juanpablobarreto5949
      @juanpablobarreto5949 Місяць тому

      283 is where he left off before sleeping with Nora in season 7

  • @fastman69001
    @fastman69001 3 роки тому +6

    so 200, just a numbers game, have to hit on everything to score.

  • @agirlwithablog3579
    @agirlwithablog3579 Рік тому +1

    That’s a really bad estimate. That’s considering that it’s a linear relationship which is not, it should look more like a logarithmic function where it grows exponentially, probably from ages 23 to 33 and then it stagnates when he dates Robin, then increases exponentially again and stagnates again when he dates Nora

  • @SylpheonEx
    @SylpheonEx 3 роки тому +27

    Now what :')

  • @HexlGaming
    @HexlGaming 3 роки тому +3

    set goals and achieve them

  • @crewdude12
    @crewdude12 3 роки тому +4

    i love how he says pitcher, like the best hitter of 2021 wasnt a pitcher

    • @FALL-LAFF-7477
      @FALL-LAFF-7477 3 роки тому

      Oh, boy. You need to see who's the MVP of 2021

  • @lexmark3932
    @lexmark3932 Рік тому

    Robin’s face is a expression of “I don’t care” what you think or say. 😎

  • @chotchytochy
    @chotchytochy 2 роки тому +2

    the numbers are off. the episode takes place in 2009. barney stinson is born in 76, making him about 33 in this episode. 16 years of sexual activity implies he started at 17. however, we do know he lost his virginity only at 23, so the total number of girls hit on should be 10,400, not 16,640. Making his batting average 19 not 12. still shit numbers tho.

  • @endosym5414
    @endosym5414 3 роки тому +12

    This is a very very bad calculation. This assumes that he had that many girls to hit ok every week, he didn't everywhere he lived. It would have to be a bell curve peaking around the present. Also, Barney lied about when he lost his virginity. Doesn't at all take into account when he was in a relationship with Robin and Nora and when he straight up hooked up with a girl he did in the past.

    • @bruhbruh4635
      @bruhbruh4635 3 роки тому

      TF you saying?

    • @JanMichael-Vincent
      @JanMichael-Vincent 3 роки тому +5

      @@bruhbruh4635 hes saying that Marshall’s math is wrong because he plugs in figures that he doesn’t know the value of

  • @angrypacifist5782
    @angrypacifist5782 Рік тому +1

    Kids, isn't it cute that all Barney wanted after having sex with 200 women was Robin? Can I marry her?

  • @gravity7208
    @gravity7208 2 роки тому

    he will come for 201 but at that guys house

  • @geraltofrivia9424
    @geraltofrivia9424 3 роки тому

    Call... him... I... will

  • @owenleal
    @owenleal Рік тому

    MatPat would be proud of Marshall.

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 2 роки тому

    That dude drowned-yaay.

  • @fedbumoz987
    @fedbumoz987 3 роки тому +2

    Keep it in yo pantz
    DJ Whitesmoker

  • @pizzajona
    @pizzajona 3 роки тому

    OPS is what really matters anyway

  • @mahbebs
    @mahbebs Рік тому

    With Ohtani, a pitcher, having a near 300 BA, Marshall's point is invalid.

  • @daviddegroot3682
    @daviddegroot3682 4 місяці тому

    Was Barney sexually active way shorter? I thought he was 21 or something when he got dumped by his girlfriend? That would mean that he would been already 37 in this scene which is not the case

  • @abhimanyukarnawat7441
    @abhimanyukarnawat7441 3 роки тому +1

    And be smooth,don't do nothing roughly lol

  • @urbanobstacles
    @urbanobstacles 2 роки тому

    A little over 1% 🤣 I love how that's apparently bad. As a virgin until I was 24 and then learned a typical guy will talk to 100 girls, 12 will talk to you 6 will go out with you and 3 will sleep with you.if you wanna learn to be a player learning to get rejected is huge cause most girls won't like you. This show is right getting girls is a numbers game. Fun game ;)

  • @cloudsRniceC0M3
    @cloudsRniceC0M3 Рік тому

    An active gay man that age can easily range from 100's to thousands...

  • @senister14
    @senister14 3 роки тому +9

    How many women is too many?

  • @griergentry8777
    @griergentry8777 3 роки тому +1

    Further proof he’s no Dan Fielding. 😏

  • @sagarthakkar900
    @sagarthakkar900 3 роки тому +2

    Barney is a deeply emotionally decrepit individual

  • @aliince9372
    @aliince9372 3 роки тому +1

    This was one of the worst things in the show, it completely broke Barney's character, and all for what?

  • @viksaggu9085
    @viksaggu9085 3 роки тому

    300!!

  • @Leto2ndAtreides
    @Leto2ndAtreides 3 роки тому +1

    lol

  • @petelarosa282
    @petelarosa282 3 роки тому

    JESUS saves.

  • @matthewcrotts3171
    @matthewcrotts3171 3 роки тому +5

    The festive geography pathologically phone because organ contradictorily replace over a shocking shade. fresh, wiggly antarctica

  • @WildfireX
    @WildfireX 4 місяці тому

    200 women in 16 years is absolutely terrible.