Veronica wants to open a jewelry shop in a working class town that's in ruin and legally is not even a town anymore, and she hopes there will be many customers ready to waste money they don't have on blings? She's such a wise capitalist.
I'm kind of mad that this summary doesn't even mention the fact that Cheryl has become a witch and has placed a curse on archie betty and jughead haha. would have loved to see mike's reaction
And they gave her a minor to be the guardian of even though she’s a cult leader and was only chosen because she was the social worker and gang member’s ex girlfriend…
@@Charlotte_Cass also that she’s not left her mansion for seven years prior to throwing a dance off with her ex girlfriend with a 16 year old as a proxy
as someone who's never seen riverdale: this can't be real. i refuse to believe that's real. mike sure came up with a lot of wacky stuff, thanks for the entertainment!
he didn’t even mention cheryl believes she’s the first ever living saint due to being able to perform miracles (probably witchcraft, we’re all rooting for witchcraft)
Veronica threatened Reggie with homelessness unless he had a three way with her and his parallel universe self but instead he and the other Reggie duelled to the death.
riverdale never fails to be a good topic the absolute amount of things to unpack... it's infinite, thank you michael for helping us compartmentalise all of that
just my favorite timestamps - snuff film of her father 12:02 - Penelope.. kills them 15:07 - normal response 17:04 - joker origin story 19:39 - Nana Rose is still kicking 22:24 - Who are the Andrews? 24:50 - keep the town suffering 27:00 - What is going on in Riverdale 27:15 - this could be satire 28:27 - JEWELRY STORE? 29:43 - deja vu and shoutout to Pop 30:46 - to save girls 36:01 - chaos wedding 38:58 - let’s not discuss that sentence 41:15 - reading it like it’s interesting 43:50 - not the tumor 45:32 - with a CHAINSAW? 47:25 - Jughead’s painting and the Rat King 49:25 - birth in the kitchen 51:10 - she invests in crypto 52:19 - messy divorce 53:30 - inbred Blossoms 54:22 - confusing love declarations 56:03 - Hiram the menace 56:56 - burned at the stake 57:14 - a BOMB under the bed 57:54
9:08 i really don't think the new pll is gonna have the same level of messy and iconic that kept us fighting for our lives. I feel like a lot of the appeal hinged on the way those characters were being used in the plot. Putting new characters in the same universe doesn't mean much because "the universe" is nothing, rosewood is just a town, the plot was all on the people. And we know mona and cece aren't gonna be A anymore so I'm not sure about it. A lot of shows can be messy but being messy AND actually good like the original? That's hard
Kinda like the Gossip Girl remake, they'll go for more of a woke show (not saying woke is bad but it can be for these kinds of shows) and get rid of all of the drama and chaotic energy. When, while we need more POC and LGBTQ characters, no one is watching Gossip Girl or PLL to see a mature teen show with a political statement... we are watching for the chaos.
@@hannaheve868 right like the representation is important but make it messy!!! Yes i do wanna see black protagonists and the bis making a throuple but i also wanna see everyone fight and betray each other!! Make it nasty 😂😂
I'm applying for student loans while this plays in the background and every once in a while I actually listen to the absolute absurdity. honestly, a great way to spend an hour
mike making a GRAPH to explain the hot to funny internet celebrity ratio in a podcast episode about riverdale is i think the funniest thing anyone's ever done
This season did give us a few seconds of KJ Apa in mutton chops and Jughead among the rats in the sewers. Riverdale said "the girlies can have an ounce of fun."
the lowest rated episode is the musical episode and they put it as the second last episode so while I was watching I really thought "hey maybe this season they won't do a musical episode" and then they did. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined. It is truly one of the most horrid episodes I have ever seen ever. Please do not watch it, I beg of you. I struggled to watch each episode as every time I sat down to watch it my brain went "why watch it when we could watch literally anything else?" and the answer was yes. alas, i hath watched it all. the summaries don't quite do it justice and left out some of my favourite details, namely: - the reservoir dogs episode had nothing to do with reservoir dogs - hiram's flashback episode served very little to the plot if anything - in hiram's flashback episode, when hiram's dad dies, it's framed like the oranges shoot pew pew scene from the godfather for absolutely no reason - after like, archie struggles with trauma, it solidly just disappears in the final few episodes - the scene where jughead sees that bright light and then doesn't remember anything is never explained it is so painful to watch, literally - the flashbacks to archie's service in the war are set in ww1. the costumes, the trenches, everything. - the war is supposedly set in uzbekistan. - there's this really confusing trauma sequence and I really don't understand if some guy who died during the war that haunts archie was either a dog or a human person - mental health rep really failed this season (more than the others methinks) - lots of unnecessary sound effects. You don't hear them at first, but if you look out for unreasonably accentuated hair flicks, movement, doors, etc, you can never unhear the "WOOSH" - i really thought that instead of a musical episode they just made it worse by putting at least one (or more) sexy dance numbers in each/every other episode. - at one point they sing little shop of horrors for no reason (literally none) - my (personal) favourite quote of the season: "I will smite thee, for I am queen of the bees" - Cheryl, to her mum, holding some *bees* - Cheryl literally sees herself as a divine entity and it is never addressed but hinted at more in the trailers for season 6 BECAUSE SABRINA SPELLMAN IS GONNA SHOW UP - November 16, when the first 5 episodes of riverdale s6 is coming, is my birthday. This cannot be a coincidence. They hate me. or they love me. - if I had a dollar for every time I said "KILL HIRAM. KILL HIM. YES KILL HIM." I would be able to afford a mortgage for an apartment in Melbourne. One that has FLY SCREENS and NICE VIEWS and NO SMELLS can relate bestie xx - the only moment that was actually of any quality in this series is when betty and alice finally see polly's body. There is NO DIALOGUE they just cry. - hermione becomes a reality tv housewife along with veronica at one point - then she disappears??? Like where is hermione for the last like, 5 episodes??? Did I miss something????? - after kevin has doubts and breaks up with fangs, no more relationships between any of them are ever mentioned again, and it is very confusing - in the final episode, reggie and veronica open a casino after veronica finds out she can't return to wall street to be the 'she-wolf of wall street' (can't hear that line without vomiting in my mouth anymore) and do stocks because people are kinda not happy at her because she murdered Chad. It's like Veronica and Reggie love to find the best ways to exploit the working class for their own game and monetise off the susceptible and lower class. and this is not addressed I guess. THEY HAVE SLOT MACHINES. RRAWWAHGHHGHHHHGHHHH - the period costumes for 1810. I can't. I just can't. - they burn abigail (cheryl's ancestor) at a stake for being a witch to disguise their greed for her land. THE SALEM WITCH TRAILS WERE THE 17TH CENTURY AHHHHHHHH. - the costumes of *beatrice cooper* *arnold or whatever andrews* and *forsflipinfuck jones* are giving 1920s racecourse attire. What the fuck are they even wearing. it hurts. Abigail wears a low neck whatisgoingon dress. It's the same dress every feckin costume designed iconic teen dramas get to connote vaguely that it's the 1800s. when THERE WERE NO LOW NECKLINE DRESSES IN THE 1800s. But they get a low neck dress to show boobies but then make the dress hit the ground, and then put the hair up and call it a day. JANE AUSTEN DID NOT WRITE THE PERFECT COMFORT ROMANCE NOVELS TO BE ADAPTED INTO THE BEST COMFORT PERIOD MOVIES FOR THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT - TONI DECIDED TO GIVE THE CHILD TO CHERYL, AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATH WHEN IT WOULD'VE MADE MORE SENSE FOR HER TO TAKE IN THE CHILD HERSELF BECAUSE SHE WAS BASICALLY DOING IT ALREADY AND THAT REVELATION WOULD HAVE MADE MORE NARRATIVE SENSE AND LITERALLY WOULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH MORE NATURAL THAN GIVING CHERYL A RANDOM CHILD, WHICH BY THE WAY CHERYL USES IN THE NEXT EPISODE (not counting the musical episode xx) AS FREE CHILD LABOUR AND LITERALLY GETS HER TO DO THE MINING TO FIND THE PALADIUM BECAUSE I GUESS EVERYONE ELSE RESIGNED OR SMTH AND THE CHILD IS HAPPY ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE'LL BE FIT FOR PE BESTIE you are being EXPLOITED anyway. Not quite dot points but clarifications (i think man, idk) - Eric is Archie's uncle who starts living with him (because riverdale can't get enough of long lost relatives randomly showing up) - The other guy is archie's mate who served time in the war with him - Hermosa is veronica's long lost half sister who arises in like season 4 - Charles is the son who apparently didn't die (was that ever explained????) who's the fbi agent and is both Betty's and Jughead's half brother - Chick is the weird guy from season 2 - bret was the guy from season 4 from stonewall whos a real asshole - Jessica is a recently introduced ex girlfriend of jughead's who's main personality trait is 'unloyal drug dealer' - Glen is Betty's (kind of???) lover from the FBI but I think they break or something???? before she arrives in riverdale???? who knows the writing, the editing, the endless amounts of dance scenes within the first half of the season, the *leaps* in judgement that are made, the way they showed age by just giving betty extensions, i can't oml- Tabitha is the new owner of Pop's who is Pop's granddaughter after he's retired. He comes back in the finale tho p.s. sorry for the essay I have so many thoughts as I took the longer and harder and not-worth-it route around bestie i luv u and i luv content but dont do it its not worth it xx p.p.s. maybe i should make my own video and id finally get some rest pee pee hee hee: ua-cam.com/video/4dez-iNyKs/v-deo.html I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
The fact that mike thinks I'm smart enough to follow him explaining that graph. So sweet but very much overestimating my brain's capabilities. I sadly do not have a master's in engineering
I was listening to this via Spotify and I just needed to come here to thank you for your service because I can never watch that show again without having full on migraines every 10 minutes but it sure is fun to hear about the ongoing ridiculousness
Veronica and Jughead when Archie and Betty presumably get k-worded from hiram's diy alarm bomb leading to an exit plan from riverdale s6 : alexa play jealousy, jealousy 👁️👄👁️
you're genuinely so ridiculously funny. I did find you with the PLL video but babe every record on every album is a hit with you. thank you for the content!
I had this on in the background while doing other stuff but I literally collapsed with laughter when Archie and Betty find a fucking bomb in Archie's bedroom it made me think of SpiceWorld "THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS" for no reason at all haha
My neighbor downstairs smokes 24/7 so I understand your struggle. I can either smell my lunch for the next 10 hours or straight up cigarette stench. Fresh air is not an option
of all the crazy shit that happened, the key party was the most and the wikipedia entry simply did not go into detail. cheryl invited her besties to a swingers party where they most likely would not sleep with their SO's and they all said YES?
the way you said "you put then pen on the paper and then the paper becomes the pen" and i was like wow... who made that quote bc that is genius and incredible and then u said u just made it up. genius
As a viewer that is still current with Riverdale and was at the time of watching: context really doesn’t help besides just putting names to faces; it is just that confusing in real time but SO much longer
I literally cannot imagine using a planer to plan the things it’s objectively outside my realm of both imagination and specifically my personal understanding
Fred is Archie’s dad but he had to be killed off on the show as the actor who played him died in real life Hermosillo from what I remember is Veronica’s sister that was introduced in more recent series . Don’t exactly remember which season .
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PLL walked so Riverdale could run into trafic
💀💀💀
this made me exhale coffee out of my nose 💀
bahahhahaha
OH MY GOD PERFECT YES
Too true love too true
Veronica wants to open a jewelry shop in a working class town that's in ruin and legally is not even a town anymore, and she hopes there will be many customers ready to waste money they don't have on blings? She's such a wise capitalist.
She’s so silly
"I know u all are probably hungry from last 3 days .... How about some expensive jewelleries !?!😳✨😻😋😍💅🏼😏‼️☺️❤️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm kind of mad that this summary doesn't even mention the fact that Cheryl has become a witch and has placed a curse on archie betty and jughead haha. would have loved to see mike's reaction
I mean everybody can curse someone. You don’t need to be a witch you just need to have the spells
@@heyyou.. i agree, but she's a witch in the comics though
And they gave her a minor to be the guardian of even though she’s a cult leader and was only chosen because she was the social worker and gang member’s ex girlfriend…
@@Charlotte_Cass agreed, she's the last person I'd give a child to watch over 😐 I hope the girl will be okay
@@Charlotte_Cass also that she’s not left her mansion for seven years prior to throwing a dance off with her ex girlfriend with a 16 year old as a proxy
"if you're hot and funny.. that's kinda rude. you can't have that"
do YOU have a mirror?????
The fact Mike didn’t reference David’s dead from celebrity big brother when he mentioned David dying in riverdale Is criminal
RIP
Truly sick and twisted
CRIMINAL i tell you
I'm dead, like Cheryl's twin brother #DED😆🤣😂
I have a feeling the Riverdale writers are taking psychedelic maple mushrooms on the regular
They have to be
They're on jingle jangle
they're the only ones who know what jingle jangle is bc they're on it 24/7
as someone who's never seen riverdale: this can't be real. i refuse to believe that's real. mike sure came up with a lot of wacky stuff, thanks for the entertainment!
I watch every episode every week because I hate myself. Trust me bestie: Mike told no lies.
he didn’t even mention cheryl believes she’s the first ever living saint due to being able to perform miracles (probably witchcraft, we’re all rooting for witchcraft)
@@calliemacedo Sabrina is in the next special so I think your right :)
@@bessiebuddy7951 what??
Veronica threatened Reggie with homelessness unless he had a three way with her and his parallel universe self but instead he and the other Reggie duelled to the death.
I’m never going to watch riverdale but I will absolutely watch a 45 minute video of you critiquing it
Same.....
HARD SAME!
riverdale never fails to be a good topic the absolute amount of things to unpack... it's infinite, thank you michael for helping us compartmentalise all of that
me screaming at the screen when mike was like "who's andrew?" miss girl it's LITERALLY THE MAIN CHARACTER ARCHIE SURNAME OMG i couldn’t
THANK YOU i was goin craAzy omg
the way that every single plot point mentioned could be a tv series on its own
pop's kitchen has been through so much, that place should not be FDA approved
I completely lost it when he said Gargoyles and Girlbosses 😭 😭🤣
The new PLL is being made by the Riverdale showrunner and I cannot believe that wasn’t mentioned in this episode
I love the show (PLL) but I really hope he wasn't involved. It gives so many Riverdale vibes.
oh nooo -.- that means we can't even trust the first season, bc of both shows that could be a more or less solid show and then season 2 striked
Canonically riverdale in now apart of the og pretty little liars universe.
Mike finding ways to keep his podcast audience suffering
luv that for us
why did i start tearing up and crying?? like not in a sad way but more the disbelief that this show is being written and filmed IN THIS ECONOMY??
I had the same reaction as soon as Rat King was mentioned. Apparently thats what pushed it all past my threshold of outrageousness
The fact that they didn’t include hermione joining real housewives of New York is criminal
ARE YOU JOKING
Now that's Girlboss Slay
just my favorite timestamps
- snuff film of her father 12:02
- Penelope.. kills them 15:07
- normal response 17:04
- joker origin story 19:39
- Nana Rose is still kicking 22:24
- Who are the Andrews? 24:50
- keep the town suffering 27:00
- What is going on in Riverdale 27:15
- this could be satire 28:27
- JEWELRY STORE? 29:43
- deja vu and shoutout to Pop 30:46
- to save girls 36:01
- chaos wedding 38:58
- let’s not discuss that sentence 41:15
- reading it like it’s interesting 43:50
- not the tumor 45:32
- with a CHAINSAW? 47:25
- Jughead’s painting and the Rat King 49:25
- birth in the kitchen 51:10
- she invests in crypto 52:19
- messy divorce 53:30
- inbred Blossoms 54:22
- confusing love declarations 56:03
- Hiram the menace 56:56
- burned at the stake 57:14
- a BOMB under the bed 57:54
we used to have "i'm weird i'm a weirdo" and now we have...inbred blossoms. both iconic. but how did we get here
I love the idea of Mike reading the wiki episode summaries for a really popular show that he hasn't / doesn't have the time to watch
I would watch this content every day
riverdale IS satire, its high camp its performance art its the most show insane shit and i love it
9:08 i really don't think the new pll is gonna have the same level of messy and iconic that kept us fighting for our lives. I feel like a lot of the appeal hinged on the way those characters were being used in the plot. Putting new characters in the same universe doesn't mean much because "the universe" is nothing, rosewood is just a town, the plot was all on the people. And we know mona and cece aren't gonna be A anymore so I'm not sure about it. A lot of shows can be messy but being messy AND actually good like the original? That's hard
totally agree with you
Kinda like the Gossip Girl remake, they'll go for more of a woke show (not saying woke is bad but it can be for these kinds of shows) and get rid of all of the drama and chaotic energy. When, while we need more POC and LGBTQ characters, no one is watching Gossip Girl or PLL to see a mature teen show with a political statement... we are watching for the chaos.
@@hannaheve868 right like the representation is important but make it messy!!! Yes i do wanna see black protagonists and the bis making a throuple but i also wanna see everyone fight and betray each other!! Make it nasty 😂😂
I'm applying for student loans while this plays in the background and every once in a while I actually listen to the absolute absurdity. honestly, a great way to spend an hour
mike making a GRAPH to explain the hot to funny internet celebrity ratio in a podcast episode about riverdale is i think the funniest thing anyone's ever done
This season did give us a few seconds of KJ Apa in mutton chops and Jughead among the rats in the sewers. Riverdale said "the girlies can have an ounce of fun."
the lowest rated episode is the musical episode and they put it as the second last episode so while I was watching I really thought "hey maybe this season they won't do a musical episode" and then they did. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined. It is truly one of the most horrid episodes I have ever seen ever. Please do not watch it, I beg of you. I struggled to watch each episode as every time I sat down to watch it my brain went "why watch it when we could watch literally anything else?" and the answer was yes. alas, i hath watched it all. the summaries don't quite do it justice and left out some of my favourite details, namely:
- the reservoir dogs episode had nothing to do with reservoir dogs
- hiram's flashback episode served very little to the plot if anything
- in hiram's flashback episode, when hiram's dad dies, it's framed like the oranges shoot pew pew scene from the godfather for absolutely no reason
- after like, archie struggles with trauma, it solidly just disappears in the final few episodes
- the scene where jughead sees that bright light and then doesn't remember anything is never explained
it is so painful to watch, literally
- the flashbacks to archie's service in the war are set in ww1. the costumes, the trenches, everything.
- the war is supposedly set in uzbekistan.
- there's this really confusing trauma sequence and I really don't understand if some guy who died during the war that haunts archie was either a dog or a human person
- mental health rep really failed this season (more than the others methinks)
- lots of unnecessary sound effects. You don't hear them at first, but if you look out for unreasonably accentuated hair flicks, movement, doors, etc, you can never unhear the "WOOSH"
- i really thought that instead of a musical episode they just made it worse by putting at least one (or more) sexy dance numbers in each/every other episode.
- at one point they sing little shop of horrors for no reason (literally none)
- my (personal) favourite quote of the season: "I will smite thee, for I am queen of the bees" - Cheryl, to her mum, holding some *bees*
- Cheryl literally sees herself as a divine entity and it is never addressed but hinted at more in the trailers for season 6 BECAUSE SABRINA SPELLMAN IS GONNA SHOW UP
- November 16, when the first 5 episodes of riverdale s6 is coming, is my birthday. This cannot be a coincidence. They hate me. or they love me.
- if I had a dollar for every time I said "KILL HIRAM. KILL HIM. YES KILL HIM." I would be able to afford a mortgage for an apartment in Melbourne. One that has FLY SCREENS and NICE VIEWS and NO SMELLS can relate bestie xx
- the only moment that was actually of any quality in this series is when betty and alice finally see polly's body. There is NO DIALOGUE they just cry.
- hermione becomes a reality tv housewife along with veronica at one point
- then she disappears??? Like where is hermione for the last like, 5 episodes??? Did I miss something?????
- after kevin has doubts and breaks up with fangs, no more relationships between any of them are ever mentioned again, and it is very confusing
- in the final episode, reggie and veronica open a casino after veronica finds out she can't return to wall street to be the 'she-wolf of wall street' (can't hear that line without vomiting in my mouth anymore) and do stocks because people are kinda not happy at her because she murdered Chad. It's like Veronica and Reggie love to find the best ways to exploit the working class for their own game and monetise off the susceptible and lower class. and this is not addressed I guess. THEY HAVE SLOT MACHINES. RRAWWAHGHHGHHHHGHHHH
- the period costumes for 1810. I can't. I just can't.
- they burn abigail (cheryl's ancestor) at a stake for being a witch to disguise their greed for her land. THE SALEM WITCH TRAILS WERE THE 17TH CENTURY AHHHHHHHH.
- the costumes of *beatrice cooper* *arnold or whatever andrews* and *forsflipinfuck jones* are giving 1920s racecourse attire. What the fuck are they even wearing. it hurts. Abigail wears a low neck whatisgoingon dress. It's the same dress every feckin costume designed iconic teen dramas get to connote vaguely that it's the 1800s. when THERE WERE NO LOW NECKLINE DRESSES IN THE 1800s. But they get a low neck dress to show boobies but then make the dress hit the ground, and then put the hair up and call it a day. JANE AUSTEN DID NOT WRITE THE PERFECT COMFORT ROMANCE NOVELS TO BE ADAPTED INTO THE BEST COMFORT PERIOD MOVIES FOR THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT
- TONI DECIDED TO GIVE THE CHILD TO CHERYL, AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATH WHEN IT WOULD'VE MADE MORE SENSE FOR HER TO TAKE IN THE CHILD HERSELF BECAUSE SHE WAS BASICALLY DOING IT ALREADY AND THAT REVELATION WOULD HAVE MADE MORE NARRATIVE SENSE AND LITERALLY WOULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH MORE NATURAL THAN GIVING CHERYL A RANDOM CHILD, WHICH BY THE WAY CHERYL USES IN THE NEXT EPISODE (not counting the musical episode xx) AS FREE CHILD LABOUR AND LITERALLY GETS HER TO DO THE MINING TO FIND THE PALADIUM BECAUSE I GUESS EVERYONE ELSE RESIGNED OR SMTH
AND THE CHILD IS HAPPY ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE'LL BE FIT FOR PE
BESTIE you are being EXPLOITED
anyway.
Not quite dot points but clarifications (i think man, idk)
- Eric is Archie's uncle who starts living with him (because riverdale can't get enough of long lost relatives randomly showing up)
- The other guy is archie's mate who served time in the war with him
- Hermosa is veronica's long lost half sister who arises in like season 4
- Charles is the son who apparently didn't die (was that ever explained????) who's the fbi agent and is both Betty's and Jughead's half brother
- Chick is the weird guy from season 2
- bret was the guy from season 4 from stonewall whos a real asshole
- Jessica is a recently introduced ex girlfriend of jughead's who's main personality trait is 'unloyal drug dealer'
- Glen is Betty's (kind of???) lover from the FBI but I think they break or something???? before she arrives in riverdale???? who knows
the writing, the editing, the endless amounts of dance scenes within the first half of the season, the *leaps* in judgement that are made, the way they showed age by just giving betty extensions, i can't oml-
Tabitha is the new owner of Pop's who is Pop's granddaughter after he's retired. He comes back in the finale tho
p.s. sorry for the essay I have so many thoughts as I took the longer and harder and not-worth-it route around bestie i luv u and i luv content but dont do it its not worth it xx
p.p.s. maybe i should make my own video and id finally get some rest
pee pee hee hee: ua-cam.com/video/4dez-iNyKs/v-deo.html I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
The fact that mike thinks I'm smart enough to follow him explaining that graph. So sweet but very much overestimating my brain's capabilities. I sadly do not have a master's in engineering
I was listening to this via Spotify and I just needed to come here to thank you for your service because I can never watch that show again without having full on migraines every 10 minutes but it sure is fun to hear about the ongoing ridiculousness
This podcasts episode is me 30 minutes before meeting friends after knowing all they’re gonna talk about is a show they both enjoy but I don’t 😭
Veronica and Jughead when Archie and Betty presumably get k-worded from hiram's diy alarm bomb leading to an exit plan from riverdale s6 : alexa play jealousy, jealousy 👁️👄👁️
I’m dying at the time stamps all being like 2 minutes then Riverdale is just a 45 minute topic
Psychic paintings? Everyone else is one Riverdale season 5 while Cheryl is thriving in Heroes season 1
when you said charles at 11:20, i thought you were talking about pll and i thought i was watching the wrong video
you're genuinely so ridiculously funny. I did find you with the PLL video but babe every record on every album is a hit with you. thank you for the content!
LOVE what you’re doing with your masters degree ❤️
I'm losing my mind at the Charles/chic wedding scenario,,,like why are people being stabbed???and shot??
11:22 james charles? charles boyle? prince charles? so many possibilities
the fact there are 6 different writers in the first 5 episodes really just shows the quality of the show.
oop i was literally about to go study for a test i have tomorrow but......... oh well 🤪 everyone start manifesting that i pass, thanks xx
congratulations on passing with flying colours bestie!!
@@RaphaelleLD omg thanks! channeling those big brain vibes 😌
🕯️✨zimzalabim 🕯️✨ zimzalabim ✨🕯️
@@esto11213 omg thanks ✨✨✨✨
how did it go??
Eve Cornwell and you literally foreshadowed squid game by wearing a green shirt and a red hoodie in your collab last year
I’m gonna watch just the one episode that Ms Sabrina is appearing in and have a blast at how lost I’ll be
"that's so many R's" babe it's 2
sir microphone i literally finished all the eps today and was fighting for my life thank you cars jesus🙏🚗
Who’s gonna tell Mike year 12 IS senior year…
I had this on in the background while doing other stuff but I literally collapsed with laughter when Archie and Betty find a fucking bomb in Archie's bedroom it made me think of SpiceWorld "THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS" for no reason at all haha
Today Mike is giving clumsy, made friends with the floor
The moment I started watching this show as a satire of teen tv is the moment that it became the best show I'd ever watched
I'm actively crying from laughing so hard about this absolute atrocity that is the riverdale plot😭😭😭
My neighbor downstairs smokes 24/7 so I understand your struggle. I can either smell my lunch for the next 10 hours or straight up cigarette stench. Fresh air is not an option
please do this for every season of every show
Love mike but this just autoplayed for 30 minutes while I was doing the dishes and couldnt stop it. Gonna keep watvhing now obviously.
Business studies in 2050 be like: the hot vs funny graph
He really said "Here's a dog: to cope"
I have zero context or idea what’s going on, but I’m so invested in these plots
i can't believe mike predicted time travel on riverdale 😭
as someone named charlie, i really felt that message in the beginning
of all the crazy shit that happened, the key party was the most and the wikipedia entry simply did not go into detail. cheryl invited her besties to a swingers party where they most likely would not sleep with their SO's and they all said YES?
Mike is providing the entertainment while I’m isolating with covid
I have to admit Michael I've never laughed once at your jokes, I only watch cause you're a smokin hot babe
say sike right now... 👁️👄👁️
say sike right now bestie.
what the fuck😭😭
I used this as white noise while writing my thesis. Thanks Michael Microphone!
Mike can you do an episode on what its like to be a barb lately? yall fighting for your lives out here 💀🤧
"gargoyles and girlbosses" took me out
this is my favorite podcast ever i love that we can never run out of topics 😌
Riverdale feels like a fever dream
Never watched this show so the words what on earth left my mouth way too many times today
Just woke up for the wake and bake. Thank you king 👑 🥰💖
a fever dream from start to finish. loved every second!
holdup. riverFAIL is on s5?? how is this hatecrime lasting so long??
hiram probably fourth-walled his way to bribing the writers for more screen time
Bc it's a camp masterpiece. The messier the better.
everything that i have learned about riverdale season 5 has been against my will
i wish i was a riverdale writer wtf they be writing anything
the way you said "you put then pen on the paper and then the paper becomes the pen" and i was like wow... who made that quote bc that is genius and incredible and then u said u just made it up. genius
As a viewer that is still current with Riverdale and was at the time of watching: context really doesn’t help besides just putting names to faces; it is just that confusing in real time but SO much longer
Yep . I also am a riverdale watcher . But it’s absurd and I just laugh at how absurd and crazy it’s getting and gotten .
Mike struggling to pronounce Toledo took me out for no reason
I need you to watch bc I’d love an unhinged timeline of Riverdale!
two episodes into the season and 3 people have already been murdered we love a teen drama !
The way we collectively chuckled at 15:22 😂😂
from the title alone, i KNOW this video will be chaotic
I literally cannot imagine using a planer to plan the things it’s objectively outside my realm of both imagination and specifically my personal understanding
omg i’m so proud of your aespa pronunciation yess
Thank you mike, I am a trooper :)
not the guy from the 90s shows... MICHAEL please!
You forgot to add the "childhood trauma" effect to the hot/funny scale
fangs and moose’s kid is gonna be named antlers
I have been waiting for a new long video and then I discover these?????????!
screaming and crying at jaime being read as jamie it really changes the whole character for me lmao
tbh i never got into the show and i regret god how much it would make me embarrassed and hurt damn i would feel something
You'd just feel cringe ehe
"if you're hot and funny, that's just kind of rude like, you can't really have that"
bestie have you looked at yourself??
read TBK as TKB and was like what the fuck is miss trinity kardashian bonet doing here
Us not being able to see the tracksuit song reveal 😭😭😭
im pretty sure the lowest-rated episode is the musical one cause I remember wanting to claw my eyes out lmaooo
Whew. What a podcast lmaooo the only way I could get through this was it being said by you. Zo zanks zaddy
the fact that i only know the characters because of the countless compilation on youtube--
10 views? omg can't wait to gatekeep this small youtube channel 😍🤩
Mike you should do aespa and loona lore deep dive videos. They’re so interesting and also ridiculous in some ways like it would be so fun
you’re talking about a sigmoid curve on that graph 🙏🏻💞
I'm pretty sure Mike and I are the only ones watching Riverdale s5, I love to relay the details to my horrified friends and acquaintances
I want you to send the clip of the hot funny scale to your university professors like a thesis
Fell into the sewers and met the Rat King? Wasn’t that an episode of Hey Arnold?
Hearing this made me so glad I didn't make it past season 2 (or 1 maybe?) of Riverdale...
That being said, I would thoroughly enjoy more of this. 🙌
Fred is Archie’s dad but he had to be killed off on the show as the actor who played him died in real life
Hermosillo from what I remember is Veronica’s sister that was introduced in more recent series . Don’t exactly remember which season .