Guessing if games are... Gulp... Le WOKE?!?!

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  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 8 днів тому +312

    Pro tip is to always click "woke" if a game seems even somewhat cute/colourful/whimsical/other similar things. And if it's a visual novel, then it's a safe bet. They really hate those for some reason.

    • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
      @Sepi-chu_loves_moths 8 днів тому +31

      i think its cos of the whole "not a real game" thing on both accounts similar to what was said about depression quest

    • @fexarii
      @fexarii 7 днів тому +32

      UNLESS said VN contains underage anime lesbians in weird situations, cuz that's somehow alright according to several lists I've seen on steam 💀

    • @sanderhackerhd8369
      @sanderhackerhd8369 7 днів тому +2

      Cause they are woke

    • @francegamer
      @francegamer 6 днів тому +5

      I should point out none of this is explicitly hostile! I really don't think anyone genuinely offended would do this. You're telling me a group who thinks hermaphrodites are utterly disgusting and repulsive extensively reviewed half a dozen futa porn games, presumably taking careful notes with a little notepad? This seems contradictory. You can find several gay furries on the steam group, it's at least 40% made up of the most awokened people I've ever seen!
      I think this is just a group of people who really like lists and thinking about how woke games are. And maybe that's alright. =3

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 6 днів тому +3

      @francegamer no, it's mostly just genuinely unhinged. Everyone else is just trolling.

  • @speedofram1458
    @speedofram1458 9 днів тому +299

    Me when I wake up and I’m woke????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lieutenantlobster6395
    @lieutenantlobster6395 7 днів тому +138

    The woke left? Where did it go?

    • @randomisntavailable
      @randomisntavailable 7 днів тому +25

      they went to wokecon where they discussed very woke things such as divorce

    • @mx_t4t0
      @mx_t4t0 7 днів тому +21

      back to sleep. tired left 🛌

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 6 днів тому +2

      They are at the ball pit having civilized conversations

    • @matejharmunt8725
      @matejharmunt8725 6 днів тому +4

      went to grab a VEGAN " burger"🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🥦🍔🥦🍔

    • @SophieRoseLive
      @SophieRoseLive 5 днів тому

      ​​@@randomisntavailablewokecon deez nuts

  • @RichieBre
    @RichieBre 4 дні тому +24

    Me when I see Minecraft cows have both utters and horns and can breed together regardless of if they’re male or female? “Do I smell… WOKE!?!”

  • @LuneyTodd
    @LuneyTodd 8 днів тому +242

    My favorite entry to come from the woke gaming list is definitely disco elysium’s “contains heavy social commentary regarding communism. Whether pro or anti is unclear.” That whole list is absolutely a trip though LMFAO

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 8 днів тому +57

      The list gets even funnier if you read the discussions they hold in the steam group. Apparently there was a guy who wanted a random racing game to be put on the naughty list, because the devs wiped his account after he gave his character a tattoo of a "windmill" being held by an eagle.

    • @sanderhackerhd8369
      @sanderhackerhd8369 7 днів тому +23

      This list be like:
      Pro-LGBT - woke
      Anti-LGBT - also woke
      This doesn't make any sense!

    • @christianguzman4688
      @christianguzman4688 7 днів тому +4

      It is woke but also a good game. Subverting capitalism and making good games shouldn't be mutually exclusive.

    • @fedethegreat88
      @fedethegreat88 6 днів тому +18

      ​@@christianguzman4688Do you actually think the list makers care about quality? They just don't wanna see colours in video game because rainbow = bad

    • @christianguzman4688
      @christianguzman4688 6 днів тому

      @fedethegreat88 nah does are just idiots im just saying that disco elysium is one of the rare woke games that are good. another one is oilygarchy.

  • @Gusenichka925
    @Gusenichka925 2 дні тому +9

    i think it's really funny how little they look into the games, like ultrakill is deemed woke because of a blahaj plushie hidden away god knows where in some secret level, and not because, you know, god abandoned everyone? and you kill angels (and an angel kills the heavenly council)?? and the entire story of king minos???

  • @nightterror6727
    @nightterror6727 6 днів тому +74

    Anti-woke people when they realize they *_woke_* up this morning

    • @CryptidBuddy
      @CryptidBuddy 5 днів тому +10

      Woke people when they realise they have to sleep

    • @Taekaleaf
      @Taekaleaf 5 днів тому +8

      @CryptidBuddy and that's why so many of us have insomnia

    • @idontcheckmynotifications
      @idontcheckmynotifications 5 днів тому

      “Got myself a gun”

    • @starleaf-luna
      @starleaf-luna 4 дні тому

      ​@@Taekaleafas someone who is woke, I confirm

  • @glitchy9613
    @glitchy9613 7 днів тому +63

    ah yes game having literally any form of minority representation = woke
    honestly it speaks miles about the people who make these lists

    • @gabrieleugeniomenegazzo9243
      @gabrieleugeniomenegazzo9243 4 дні тому +4

      They went against vitiligo being included in character makers, and it feels targeted because it shows more in black/brown people rather than white, so literally vitiligo = woke sadly. There are people who literally couldn't make themselves more of a clown by rubbing how little they know

    • @lessthanabytepls
      @lessthanabytepls 4 дні тому +3

      How the HELL is terraria woke because of a small detail on one damn potion???

  • @dekucake
    @dekucake 7 днів тому +98

    I haven't seen the list myself, but apparently there are a large amount of hentai games in the list, majority of them were recommended or "not woke"
    Great priorities there, guys.

  • @ter2364
    @ter2364 7 днів тому +97

    what really gets me is that tf2 isnt woke. Somehow to these people
    like if they heard the literal voiceline interactions between soldier and medic theyd switch it up real fast but like. A majority of the 'it isnt woke because everybody likes it now!!!' media isnt counted as woke

    • @weegeequeviucoisas9854
      @weegeequeviucoisas9854 7 днів тому +15

      I tought TF2 didn't count as woke because of how incredibly racist/xenophobic Soldier is, or because Scout is a toxic womanizer, or because there are several voicelines in which the mercs refer to Pyro as a woman in a derogatory manner, ir that Heavy is an anti-communist, or that every merc is fairly conservative.
      But then again, Miss Pauling and the Administrator exist so I could definitely see them calling it woke.

    • @fedethegreat88
      @fedethegreat88 6 днів тому +5

      ​@@weegeequeviucoisas9854Just the Pyro's existance so get the game on the woke list, regardless of anything else.
      ..."consistency"? What's that? Some form of woke agenda term?

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 6 днів тому

      Tf2 can’t be woke

    • @ter2364
      @ter2364 6 днів тому +2

      @@tezcanaslan2877 heavymedic is canon

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 6 днів тому

      @@ter2364 source?

  • @ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure
    @ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure 3 дні тому +7

    I was constantly going THEEEESSSSEEE FFUUUUUCCCKKKKIIINNNGG PPEEEOOOPPPLLLEEE when I decided to try this out. It’s so fucking hilarious to see why these are considered “woke” to these guys
    I also think I have brain damage now due to this

  • @rubberduckyoverlord6300
    @rubberduckyoverlord6300 7 днів тому +32

    I got the reasoning: The main character is a wheelchair bound woman with a special gift. One of the spirits Is a girl who took a bullet for her father.
    Is getting shot woke?

    • @gracklebilly
      @gracklebilly 7 днів тому

      But i thought republicans wanted people to get shot

    • @dumb214
      @dumb214 6 днів тому

      Gun violence

  • @ombrezz7030
    @ombrezz7030 11 днів тому +144

    I wonder what these folks thought of Celeste.

    • @soupination
      @soupination 8 днів тому +33

      "OMG! THE WOKE METERS ARE OFF THE CHARTS!!! I NEVER PLANNED THIS BEFORE"

    • @Xedlord
      @Xedlord 7 днів тому +23

      I don't think it would be possible for that game to be anything but woke.

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 7 днів тому +8

      Instantly woke and goes to jail

    • @wormybobcat3706
      @wormybobcat3706 7 днів тому +15

      Funny that you mention it, because there are games that are "not woke» on the list, yet have the gayest stuff possible in it.

    • @maxwellmegagamer8535
      @maxwellmegagamer8535 7 днів тому +2

      heart attack

  • @robertmarley9380
    @robertmarley9380 8 днів тому +59

    Damn wokes putting politics in everything. Wish games were nonpolitical like Metal Gear (rofl) and COD (which was NEVER political until...flags?) "Are we the snowflakes?"
    How is pansexual-MC woke? It's literally the default-coded behaviour of RPGs (allow the player to pursue any romance path), and status-quo for the genre (everyone is player-sexual). Devs literally have to go out of their way to specify restrictions if they want to change that.
    Anyway off to play sorry we're closed, which I genuinely would never have found without these lists slating it for being too gay ("killer7-like" is a tiny bit niche)

    • @burkino7046
      @burkino7046 7 днів тому +1

      @@robertmarley9380 Difference between politics in woke and non-woke games is how it's presented. A non-woke game doesn't treat the player like an idiot and let's them make the connections to the real world. A woke game has to tell you what to think, this leads to terrible games because the writers do not understand what subtlety is.
      A woke game will say "we're fighting capitalism, look at how awful everything is due to corporate greed." A non-woke game will show everything being owned by the same monopolies, bribing politicians, the illusion of choice, etc. and the group saying "you lack media literacy" will call the game anti-semetic.

    • @jelly_ferarrow6805
      @jelly_ferarrow6805 7 днів тому +19

      ​@@burkino7046why does your definition of woke matter? He's talking about the grifters in the steam group who don't share that same definition

    • @burkino7046
      @burkino7046 7 днів тому

      @@jelly_ferarrow6805 Because the Steam group is stupid and their list is ridiculous.

    • @mx_t4t0
      @mx_t4t0 7 днів тому

      @@burkino7046 "woke is when theme is discussed 🌌🧠"

    • @dumb214
      @dumb214 6 днів тому +6

      @@burkino7046 I think woke is a bad term for this, because it already has way too many definitions. You're just referring to "tell, don't show".

  • @vagrantGolem
    @vagrantGolem 8 днів тому +53

    when I did this I also got the kindergarten question, answered not woke, and had the same reaction. these people are ridiculous

  • @-o-1695
    @-o-1695 6 днів тому +16

    I need the word woke and grifter to just kiss and make into a buzzword amalgate

  • @iFukuyama
    @iFukuyama 8 днів тому +56

    Is it actually a guessing game or does it just pull all the entries from the woke-lists? Like is it gonna have Call of Duty on there? (I can't imagine they'd call Call of Duty woke, but then again I guess it has like, customisable banners, so who knows).

    • @RatComedenti
      @RatComedenti 8 днів тому +23

      i tested it, it does have modern warfare (no clue wich one tho ngl) and yes it was woke

    • @pokelily_7799
      @pokelily_7799 7 днів тому

      It's a guessing game based on a specific spreadsheet, yes CoD is on there and yes it does consider the recent entries woke due to LGBTQ+ emblems.
      docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/htmlview#gid=0

    • @NatorGreen7000
      @NatorGreen7000 6 днів тому +1

      It probably depends which call of duty. Newer games have been pretty woke, they even removed a dlc skin because the UA-camr the skin was based on expressed his dissatisfaction with tranitioning children genders saying quote "leave kids alone". Not removed it just from the store but from people who had already paid for it.
      You can buy the Domer skin though thats fine apparently.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoa
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoa 6 днів тому +10

      Sorry but unfortunaly CoD, Yakuza and GTA (yes goddamn GTA) series are in “woke” list according to those “anti-woke” bros 💀

    • @RatComedenti
      @RatComedenti 6 днів тому

      @@NatorGreen7000 You do realize the "Leave kids alone" is meant to imply that transpeople are "making kids trans"?
      Assuming you are talking about nickmercs? From just clicking on his channel and seeing "joe rogan destroys woke guests" I am very doubtful that he is not one of those blatantly everythingphobic people who claim they are just "anti-woke".
      Also define woke? If you thinking pink capitalism is woke then yikes...

  • @omorinintendoswitchedition
    @omorinintendoswitchedition 6 днів тому +8

    ive been clicking “woke” for all the games that come up and so far ive only been wrong like five times with a current score of 24. i havent even been looking them up

  • @shroomer3867
    @shroomer3867 7 днів тому +31

    Runescape has become woke, sound the alarms! The game where you fight a lava monster and have to micro-manage your food, ticks and attacks has become woke because...
    One SINGULAR flag in RS3 and body type 1 and 2 instead of previous male and female text...
    Also, fun fact, before the game was even considered "woke" by its players, I'm pretty sure it had a shop where you could change your character's gender easily and nobody batted an eye, but everyone was riled up the moment text was changed to body types for some reason.

  • @xavierwalko4175
    @xavierwalko4175 10 днів тому +50

    all of them. because these people do not have a definition.

    • @pro-hz7kx
      @pro-hz7kx 6 днів тому +2

      Not our fault UA-cam will terminate our comments for le “hats peach” for trying to define it in civil manner even if no ToS was violated.

    • @xavierwalko4175
      @xavierwalko4175 6 днів тому +7

      @@pro-hz7kx No, I mean it legit makes no sense.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 2 дні тому +1

      ​@@pro-hz7kx
      We see how you talk outside of UA-cam cencorship. It does not make an ounce of sense.

  • @Uopra
    @Uopra 2 дні тому +1

    Just wanna say im a proud owner of super lesbian animal rpg

  • @k-boi420
    @k-boi420 7 днів тому +59

    I then start playing these games just to spite these anti-woke grifters.

    • @potatofarmer9488
      @potatofarmer9488 7 днів тому +10

      your pfp. . . . ,.,,..,.,.,.

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 7 днів тому +7

      Hey wait a minute that profile

    • @yeetdabeans3883
      @yeetdabeans3883 7 днів тому +6

      "To spite these anti woke grifters" aka "these games look cool but i want to paint myself the better person for thinking that"

    • @Elaver
      @Elaver 7 днів тому +7

      “I will be playing video games based on someone deeming them as woke” I’m pretty sure the “grifter” was anonymous which isn’t ideal if you’re grifting.

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 7 днів тому +3

      @@yeetdabeans3883 Well they’re finding random ass issues for games when it doesn’t affect the gameplay or are pretty much the point of the game.

  • @Puppyjuan_1970
    @Puppyjuan_1970 7 днів тому +7

    me when I wake up:
    I woke.

  • @tstststs
    @tstststs 5 днів тому +3

    1:01 'Quasi-Religious Male' would make a great username

  • @francegamer
    @francegamer 6 днів тому +11

    2:32 I think this is where this little game fumbles! Kindergarden is only listed as "informational" on the actual list. The fact they mentioned abortion in the play-drama of a collapsing relationship and divorce IS a strange sign. But they do only mark it as informational because most of the game is filled with children dying which is of course completely non-woke!
    Kindergarden is a strange game. Perhaps I should revisit it and it's sequel which is thankfully completely free of the woke mind virus. X3

  • @ikarder
    @ikarder 11 днів тому +19

    Wow, it was pretty funny for simple web site. Cool video

  • @PFnove
    @PFnove 7 днів тому +11

    What is that last one
    I knew that list was crazy but kindergarten? Whaat?

  • @AnmEEE-e6g
    @AnmEEE-e6g 2 дні тому +1

    Man this website is hilarious 😂

  • @charleyreal
    @charleyreal 5 днів тому +3

    NO FUN ALLOWED!!!!!

  • @viannizvnv7222
    @viannizvnv7222 6 днів тому +3

    stalker is woke because enemies are quasi religious males

  • @Grayson-tk5hn
    @Grayson-tk5hn 4 дні тому +1

    i got like 20 points by just spam clicking woke

  • @thatspacepirate
    @thatspacepirate 6 днів тому +1

    I'd like to thank the people who put this list together, I've bought at least 3 games on this list because they were labeled woke and plan to purchase more to spite them!

  • @epicKerBallze
    @epicKerBallze 6 днів тому +3

    i be waking up in the morning bruh

  • @ZarHakkar
    @ZarHakkar 2 дні тому

    I'm reminded of DarkMatter4545's semi-recent where he pointed out (semi-comedically) the "woke" elements of beloved classic films like Alien 1/2 and Terminator 1/2.

  • @Johnheartbreaking
    @Johnheartbreaking 7 днів тому +4

    "Anti-woke grifters" hell yeah, griftlands is such an awesome deckbuilder roguelike, the best of its kind in my opinion

  • @MimiThomaFlwrs
    @MimiThomaFlwrs 4 дні тому

    the condescension is strong with this one

  • @demonlolz543
    @demonlolz543 3 дні тому

    If my parents “get a woke”, is it my fault??😢😢

  • @Se00k22d
    @Se00k22d 4 дні тому +1

    1:56 song in the bg? I think it’s from earthbound or something

  • @shizune_
    @shizune_ День тому

    wait they CENSORED KINDERGARDEN?!

  • @m-sh1111
    @m-sh1111 8 днів тому +17

    we're taking the wokepill today boys

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 8 днів тому +1

      So the red one?
      Edit: I feel like it's important to clarify that I meant the original one from the Matrix movies, not what the internet turned it into.

    • @serotonin_rots
      @serotonin_rots 7 днів тому +7

      anitmelatonin

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 7 днів тому

      @@serotonin_rots still haven't forgiven my psychiatrist for giving me melatonin.

    • @finnb2318
      @finnb2318 5 днів тому

      We're t-ACK!
      Such a disgrace

    • @SophieRoseLive
      @SophieRoseLive 5 днів тому

      I'm pretty sure that's called estrogen

  • @willr.1495
    @willr.1495 2 дні тому

    Woke? Yeah, I did that this morning

  • @handsomeharold4698
    @handsomeharold4698 2 дні тому

    Eeeeeeeeyikes!!! Woke!!! (Scared emoji) (Scared emoji)

  • @tstststs
    @tstststs 5 днів тому +1

    Also I audibly laughed at 2:01, great job

  • @lessthanabytepls
    @lessthanabytepls 4 дні тому

    Also TBOI:R is considered woke JUST BECAUSE EDEN DOESN'T HAVE A GENDER????????

  • @ababyharpseal6534
    @ababyharpseal6534 7 днів тому

    Fellow seal aficionado doing number, you love to see it!

  • @randomfellow27
    @randomfellow27 6 днів тому +2

    Can someone send me the link of it? I want to see if my gamehyperfixations are considered woke :3

  • @lhobang
    @lhobang 7 днів тому +9

    "Thank you for the reddit gold, kind stranger!"

    • @lhobang
      @lhobang 7 днів тому +5

      This video reeks r/gamingcirclejerk vibes to it. I don't know, it's just me, or the pretentious humor or something, I'm ESL

  • @semisgone
    @semisgone 11 днів тому +23

    Great Content as always Generic. Seal. This research will go a long way to defeating the woke mind virus

  • @burkino7046
    @burkino7046 8 днів тому +12

    Lmao this list is insane. They have a game from 1996 labeled as woke. Modern games to a lot of unnecessary things and a bunch of shallow pandering, but seriously? I wouldn't really call any game before like 2014 woke, because nobody was forcing this to be added in the name of "social justice." It was just developers who actually enjoy gaming adding stuff, the now woke content had depth and nothing felt out of place.

    • @burkino7046
      @burkino7046 8 днів тому +8

      They have Minecraft as woke... because of the title screen splash texts.
      Now I get it, it's a kids game that's also for all ages, it really doesn't need to be doing that. But golee, you're gonna mark it as woke for that? This is just ridiculous.

    • @gamingcow7796
      @gamingcow7796 8 днів тому +32

      yeah but woke is good actually

    • @Glaster6
      @Glaster6 7 днів тому +5

      @@gamingcow7796depends on what you consider “woke”

    • @gamingcow7796
      @gamingcow7796 7 днів тому

      @@Glaster6 what is your defenition ?

    • @Glaster6
      @Glaster6 6 днів тому +2

      @@gamingcow7796 i don’t know anymore man

  • @KidneyJack64
    @KidneyJack64 6 днів тому +1

    im fucking losing it over 2:01

  • @Leopold-stuff
    @Leopold-stuff 9 днів тому +9

    real gaming is getting too woke 😔

  • @awesomeman8955
    @awesomeman8955 5 днів тому +1

    Erhm Trvth Nvke'd Much Wokey?

  • @Totally.not.gay23
    @Totally.not.gay23 6 днів тому

    YOU DONT EAT CEREAL WITH MILK!!! Me too

  • @ArtificialDjDAGX
    @ArtificialDjDAGX 7 днів тому

    Funny thing with Runescape is that it's had plenty of controversy over things its staff has done that is considered woke and toxic.
    Still, this is hilarious

  • @_ZimZam
    @_ZimZam 2 дні тому

    Its Joever

  • @TangiJabariK
    @TangiJabariK 6 днів тому

    A chad like me plays polywar(its a knock off fps game)

  • @sigmamale4147
    @sigmamale4147 5 днів тому +1

    Funny most of these games are unknown to everyone

  • @JasonGodwin69
    @JasonGodwin69 7 днів тому +1

    What are your thoughts on what the woke did to little girls in Rotherham? I know this question doesn't involve video games, but it's important.