How many hours of watching Fox News while rocking back and forth chanting "What about her emails" does the right have to do to excuse Trump for fighting for Chinese jobs?
That's why we've been playing Fallout all these years. Personally, I can't wait. I'm going to find the richest person in America, shoot them in the face and then steal their presumably awesome hat.
I love how every individual just assumes that they'll be part of the .001% spared by the nuclear fire. There was a study done not long ago asking people how they feel about natural disasters/climate change, and nearly all of the participants believed it would happen to someone else, not necessarily them.
Fil Bo oh Let's see,LOWER TAXES,MORE JOBS,LESS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, PEACE IN KOREA,OUT OF THAT DISASTROUS IRAN DEAL,HOSTAGES COMING HOME WITHOUT GIVING UP MILLIONS.,,,,DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME?
"Why would you want Trump's name on your theme park? Is the theme bankruptcy?" Well, if your main attraction is a _roller-coaster_ and it ends in a _poor house..._
Every good organization/company has a Mission or Core Values that unites everyone in it... Trump's White House is just Trump deciding how he can best capitalize upon his seat right now.. So understandably, those who work there have much less respect and desire to be loyal
Ferdinand McElroy that’s hardly a fair comparison. Mussolini did everything purely for his country and considered both himself and Facisim itself expendable if it was for the good of italy. He’s a saint in comparison.
Dear USA, we appreciate your effort at entertaining the rest of the World. But your sense of humor is quite perverse, and it all is getting a bit exhausting, even alarming. So please stop. You can dispose of that trump thing now.
Somehow he's got the best approval rating since last year right now, and I looked it up....89% of Republicans APPROVE OF HIM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! Have you not been paying any attention to the world around you? FUCK!
See Mondovb, I don't buy that, because a lot of rural areas tend to be Republican because, I guess they listen to nothing but brainwashing Right Wing propaganda on the TV and radio all day. Most of these people aren't rich, in fact quite a bit are very poor and will be poorer because of their policies. I feel like there is no helping them. It'll probably take many years of education. I would first start teaching them critical thinking skills, and then next learning how to fact check. Then maybe after that how our branches of government actually work and a good history lesson, including some of the really terrible stuff we've done as a country in the name of "freedom".
Look at it this way. Imagine there are 100 people in America, let's assume 50 of them are Republicans and 50 of them aren't. Now let's assume that 40 Republicans like Trump (80%) A few Trump related shenanigans later and let's say the 10 Republicans that didn't like Trump decide they are no longer Republicans. There are now 40 Republicans and 60 that aren't in America. However, the number of Republicans that like Trump has stayed the same. 40 out of 40 Republicans aka 100% of them like him. That's my thought process on why his numbers seem so high in that regard, feel free to correct me on that. Specific numbers are for illustrative purposes only.
I hope you realize that the Boss Baby joke has a double meaning. 1) Trump is a Boss Baby 2) Alec Baldwin plays the Boss Baby and he coincidentally plays Trump on SNL
According to the White House, Kelly Sadler's unfortunate remarks don't warrant an apology. I bet they'd be singing a different tune if it was Michell Wolf making that joke at the WH correspondents dinner.
If the chinese zte deal is not blatant conflict of interest and completely opposite to his campaign promise, what else is ? It will be very interesting to see dear trumpeteers support this !
Steven Colbert & staff - Exceptionally on point and accurate as always. Steven's the man. He's like our collective mental health department. Without 'em we would surely all go nuts.
'A hyperbole'...? Hyperbole is not a countable noun so is most correctly used as simply 'hyperbole'. As Billy said, 'over exaggeration' is incorrect, though it is pretty typical of American's misuse of the language. By the way, you wouldn't pronounce it 'hyper-bowl' by any chance?
"I just found out there's no Easter Bunny, and I'm gonna waterboard him until he admits he doesn't exist, ok?" * insert the picture of the surprised Easter Bunny next to Trump from the WH lawn Easter Egg Roll *
iMeMySelf What is it with all you jealous people trolling on NM? If you don't like his posts, don't read them. I'm a real person, and I think he's funny almost every time.
HellOWorld wow...it's OBVIOUS Trump has dealings with Russia.trump has had dealings with Russia since the 90's during his real estate years. So it's a joke about his illegal dealings with them & how Russia helped him become president.
0.36, how and from which angle is what she said funny? I just don't see it? a person with no heart, that much is for sure. How can making a joke of someone, doesn't matter who it is, dying be funny? you must live in a different planet.
The ridiculous demands are done on purpose, though it may be obvious. You win either way, either the opponent tries to take the more reasonable demands or if the negotiations fail they even take on some of the ridiculous demands.
to explain a bit, origami's have a bit of superstition behind them. It's said that if you fold a hundred (or a thousand), it is said to either grant a wish or bring about good luck/health. then again this is just my Otaku nature talking. I've come across them in slice-of-life anime and they have also been given as a "get well soon" present. then again, none of the above should apply to the Trump administration, so I don't know why it would be here. Trump doesn't exactly scream "god I hope that guy is doing well!"
it would probably also help to point out that origami are identified more with JAPANESE culture.... NOT Chinese. Japan and China have fought for less reasons....
I just don’t know why Americans haven’t started nationwide protests to oust blow-his-own-trumpet?! You’d have to think that at the very least the Republican govt would finally get how unhappy most Americans were ?? (Courteous responses only, please.)
J Richards- Don't go by what a tasteless comedian say's. Americans are quite happy with a republican president. Lower taxes for one. Democrats love to raise taxes. The only people unhappy are the ones going on and on about morality. When they should take a good long look at themselves in the mirror first. Before throwing stones. Actually Trump is the perfect leader for our immoral country. Trump's a saint compared too Hollywood movie stars.
Will Pack: I am a Muslim, the only problem for me is, Trump. To make it even worst, the person who represents him in Indonesia is, our so called Indonesian Donald Trump. 😅
I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride.
Qeisama wait, what?? I thought we've already had enough with swamp creatures the likes of Setya Novanto and Fadli Zon. Now there's the community too? God, don't tell me Prabowo's new slogans is gonna be MIGA....
Yudis Natha lol I can see that. Not as inappropriately aggressive as Trump (and not as clueless as Trump also) but the DNA is there lol. But eh... Now I fear for the future here sigh...
Qeisama Many people in America are in agony because the two main party brings them the least likeable candidates. But here in Indonesia, we dreaded the overcrowded party with the same old swamp creatures. If only we could feel the Bern too.... But then we will had the so-called Soekarno's idealism. And people still feel awkward about it.
What if.. The Donald _is_ the leaker? What if this is all some huge game for him? This is like some rich persons hobby, get elected and act like a crazy person and lol at the results.
Colbert is one of the realest dudes on TV
So proud of this guy
Dan Barn Eh... He is definitely a talented, smart and witty guy - No question about that, but i wouldnt say the realest.
xxxxmimi I feel you... who would you say is the realest man or woman on tv today?
Dan Barn ..hes entertaining but his opinions and views are all tied to CBS.
Will Pack Trevor Noah and John Oliver.
How many hours of watching Fox News while rocking back and forth chanting "What about her emails" does the right have to do to excuse Trump for fighting for Chinese jobs?
This whole administration makes my depression so much worse.
Hang in there.
I can barely get out of bed in the morning
dandanthetaximan be pretty difficult to #MAGA when America is a smoldering pile of radiation won't it?
That's why we've been playing Fallout all these years. Personally, I can't wait. I'm going to find the richest person in America, shoot them in the face and then steal their presumably awesome hat.
I love how every individual just assumes that they'll be part of the .001% spared by the nuclear fire.
There was a study done not long ago asking people how they feel about natural disasters/climate change, and nearly all of the participants believed it would happen to someone else, not necessarily them.
Praise to Stephen for his nonstop steadfast criticism of this administration!
the only perk to having a sleeping problem is I’m always awake when these get uploaded at 4am
No rest for the wicked
Ever try taking 5-htp right when you're ready to get into bed? It's worth a shot!
But then you'll have to wait for Colbert... or dream about him
A mood
I've had insomnia for so long that if I somehow sleep all night I wake up feeling a little cheated.
did you try good ol weed? thank me later! dump all your meds, score some good cannabis!
How anyone can believe that trump is doing anything for a person other than himself is beyond me.
Fil Bo oh Let's see,LOWER TAXES,MORE JOBS,LESS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, PEACE IN KOREA,OUT OF THAT DISASTROUS IRAN DEAL,HOSTAGES COMING HOME WITHOUT GIVING UP MILLIONS.,,,,DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME?
Tarheel Billy I'm not even from your country and know that's all bullshit, it's sad that you don't
Fil Bo it's truly mind-blowing ND hilarious
Fil Bo i
Fil Bo India.toda
Imagine the outrage if someone of the Obama administration said that about McCain and it got leaked...
Love Colbert.
From Indonesia here, I will never go to the park named after Trump, disgusting. Eu 🤢
Yoga Pratamawadi I'm getting syphilis just from hearing this..
Yoga Pratamawadi ..👌👌surely to God it’s a rumor. Can’t imagine why they would name after our pos President?! Say it’s not so..😬😗
Hate it too
2018 "I hate leaks"
2016 "I love WikiLeaks"
2015 "leak where Obama sleep"
Ikr Trump flip flops like a fish out of water
An annotated History of Diapers Don
there needs to another 'Mad Men'-type show with Trump as Don Diaper
LOVE Colbert!. CoLbert for president
how does one distinguish between angry sarah and regular sarah? i thought she came with angry as default setting, like her father.
Tino J ...good observation, never seen that woman smile, not once. Know it’s a tough job but what she expect working for Drump???
So this is like Hitler's Inner Circle: Idiot Edition.
Man is Colbert on fire 🔥🔥🔥
I was drinking water when he brought in the boss baby reference..... bad idea, damn you colbert
0123mandatory I've never done a legitimate spit take - I have no idea how so many people do
"Why would you want Trump's name on your theme park? Is the theme bankruptcy?"
Well, if your main attraction is a _roller-coaster_ and it ends in a _poor house..._
I love our country but we've become a joke.
Colbert I am a 36 year old father of 2, how dare you tarnish boss baby by comparing him to Trump lol.
Every good organization/company has a Mission or Core Values
that unites everyone in it...
Trump's White House is just Trump deciding how he can best capitalize upon his seat right now..
So understandably, those who work there have much less respect and desire to be loyal
“From reasonable to laughable”
It’s funny because it’s true. But it’s also very SAD (in Trumpf’s voice).
Kudos for that last bit on the history books.
I can definitely see it happening.
I really don't care anymore. You can't keep telling people that Mango Mussolini only cares for himself. If people want to remain idiots, let them.
Ferdinand McElroy 😹
Ferdinand McElroy that’s hardly a fair comparison. Mussolini did everything purely for his country and considered both himself and Facisim itself expendable if it was for the good of italy. He’s a saint in comparison.
Mango Mussolini 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Except that the idiots will keep ruining America if they keep believing the lies.
Dear USA, we appreciate your effort at entertaining the rest of the World.
But your sense of humor is quite perverse, and it all is getting a bit exhausting, even alarming.
So please stop.
You can dispose of that trump thing now.
It's like dealing with black mold, the only reliable way of dealing with it is fire, and for some reason, immolation is currently frowned upon.
Sounds more like a description of Stephen Colbert than Trump :P
Somehow he's got the best approval rating since last year right now, and I looked it up....89% of Republicans APPROVE OF HIM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! Have you not been paying any attention to the world around you? FUCK!
See Mondovb, I don't buy that, because a lot of rural areas tend to be Republican because, I guess they listen to nothing but brainwashing Right Wing propaganda on the TV and radio all day. Most of these people aren't rich, in fact quite a bit are very poor and will be poorer because of their policies. I feel like there is no helping them. It'll probably take many years of education. I would first start teaching them critical thinking skills, and then next learning how to fact check. Then maybe after that how our branches of government actually work and a good history lesson, including some of the really terrible stuff we've done as a country in the name of "freedom".
Look at it this way.
Imagine there are 100 people in America, let's assume 50 of them are Republicans and 50 of them aren't.
Now let's assume that 40 Republicans like Trump (80%)
A few Trump related shenanigans later and let's say the 10 Republicans that didn't like Trump decide they are no longer Republicans.
There are now 40 Republicans and 60 that aren't in America.
However, the number of Republicans that like Trump has stayed the same. 40 out of 40 Republicans aka 100% of them like him.
That's my thought process on why his numbers seem so high in that regard, feel free to correct me on that.
Specific numbers are for illustrative purposes only.
I really want them to leak that list of demands! XD
I hope you realize that the Boss Baby joke has a double meaning.
1) Trump is a Boss Baby
2) Alec Baldwin plays the Boss Baby and he coincidentally plays Trump on SNL
Boss Baby from the movie was competent. Trump is just whiny.
Dear Mr. Trump, nobody is trying to make you look bad, except you. The rest of us realize that your actions make all of us look bad.
Agreed
"That short tie reminds me of something, daddy." - Ivanka
Ro G horrifying, yet probable
Oh my gosh that shit is fuckin funny! 🤗
No you didn't. Trump and Christie look identical when they pull their slacks up. Totally round.
😂👏😂😂👏👏
Ro G OO-LA-LA 😂😂
Monologue Order:
1. What Happens In The White House, Leaks From The White House
2. Deadpool Takes Over Stephen's Monologue
boonlincoln this was nice of you but I totally am watching backward against my will
Monologue Order
1. This one
2. The other one
=o)
When did the Whitehouse become a reality tv show?
Tom Riddle ..when he walked in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue..day one...disgusting 😕🙄
😂😂😂😂😂😂
According to the White House, Kelly Sadler's unfortunate remarks don't warrant an apology. I bet they'd be singing a different tune if it was Michell Wolf making that joke at the WH correspondents dinner.
".....lighting a match is one way to cover all the crap". Lol🤣😅🤣😅
If the chinese zte deal is not blatant conflict of interest and completely opposite to his campaign promise, what else is ? It will be very interesting to see dear trumpeteers support this !
Incredible finish. Great ride Yatesy! Keep it up team!
"The ship of state is the only known vessel that leaks from the top." - James Reston
Love you Stephen and keep the jokes coming. I also want to say how much I love when you mime actions, and situations. You’re so good at it. 😘💙
Please for the love of god Congress DO SOMETHING
This one won't do anything. If you elect a better one - maybe.
They did do something, they reduced their own tax burden.
Steven Colbert & staff - Exceptionally on point and accurate as always.
Steven's the man. He's like our collective mental health department. Without 'em we would surely all go nuts.
STEPHEN IS ON FIRE!!
"There's no cure for asshole..."
If there's one thing ya really don't want leaking... sheesh.
Good to see Trump keeping his promise to make China great again.
A wealth of material and it's almost too easy.
Calling something an “over exaggeration” is redundant.
Billy Trespassers one could say that it would be an exaggeration of said exaggeration
It's like hyperbole. An extreme exaggeration.
.......that's the point, but what should we expect when dealing with someone who's stupidly moronic?
'A hyperbole'...? Hyperbole is not a countable noun so is most correctly used as simply 'hyperbole'. As Billy said, 'over exaggeration' is incorrect, though it is pretty typical of American's misuse of the language. By the way, you wouldn't pronounce it 'hyper-bowl' by any chance?
Nope, I'm not _that_ stupid :)
EDIT: I'll change it if it bothers you so much.
Bravo to the Leakers!
I live at Jakarta, and now i was more concern than ever
like it has been bad... but it is actually scaring me now about how the country's future will be affected, large-scale
"I just found out there's no Easter Bunny, and I'm gonna waterboard him until he admits he doesn't exist, ok?"
* insert the picture of the surprised Easter Bunny next to Trump from the WH lawn Easter Egg Roll *
New Message HA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her pic is thier - your probably already using it, hey! - NickCage - or the Bunny Gets it.
I find it really hard to believe those likes are from real people. It's not funny?
iMeMySelf What is it with all you jealous people trolling on NM? If you don't like his posts, don't read them. I'm a real person, and I think he's funny almost every time.
iMeMySelf
It's called "Cult following" and it's very popular in america.
..."Big Stormy Mountin Railroad, Splash Mattress, Mike Pence Mild Raildroad". Im dying!😂🤣😅
Leakception...
Only SC can put this so succinctly.👏🏻
Emoluments, anyone... well I'LL be having some...
Love you Colbert. Keepem honest in the most funniest ways. I have not been watching you long boy what have I missed.
Trump: "I'm gonna start a hunt for the leakers"
Mueller: "Isn't that the same thing that I'm doing?"
Is the theme Bankruptcy? Lol, thank you. You guys made my day.
Leeks are vegetables, and Trump does not like vegetables.
Money for nothing and corruption for free 🎵🎶
The Russian Pavilion at the Trump Park is amazing, though.
New Message LMFAO
HellOWorld wow...it's OBVIOUS Trump has dealings with Russia.trump has had dealings with Russia since the 90's during his real estate years. So it's a joke about his illegal dealings with them & how Russia helped him become president.
I hear Water Sports section is Epic.
The vodka probably flows like water. Watch out for the chemical agents.
Who are you
That Sandra impersonation...💀💀☠😂
0.36, how and from which angle is what she said funny? I just don't see it? a person with no heart, that much is for sure. How can making a joke of someone, doesn't matter who it is, dying be funny? you must live in a different planet.
The ridiculous demands are done on purpose, though it may be obvious.
You win either way, either the opponent tries to take the more reasonable demands or if the negotiations fail they even take on some of the ridiculous demands.
Love you stephen
His SHS impression, brilliant!! 😂😂
From Obama the reasonable to the ridiculous... Trump.
Very good episode. Kudos to the leakers, standing up to their responsibilities in that global shitshow.
I want to get off Mr. Pence's Mild Ride
That Easter bunny joke tho 😭😂😂
The Japanese are mildly confused by the origami reference.
Why?
jakeyboy851 because origami is a japanese thing
to explain a bit, origami's have a bit of superstition behind them.
It's said that if you fold a hundred (or a thousand), it is said to either grant a wish or bring about good luck/health.
then again this is just my Otaku nature talking. I've come across them in slice-of-life anime and they have also been given as a "get well soon" present.
then again, none of the above should apply to the Trump administration, so I don't know why it would be here.
Trump doesn't exactly scream "god I hope that guy is doing well!"
jakeyboy851 thats like saying americans and love to wear their russian balaclavas
it would probably also help to point out that origami are identified more with JAPANESE culture.... NOT Chinese.
Japan and China have fought for less reasons....
"Leakers are traitors and cowards." - Donald Trump, also a traitor and a coward.
I just don’t know why Americans haven’t started nationwide protests to oust blow-his-own-trumpet?! You’d have to think that at the very least the Republican govt would finally get how unhappy most Americans were ?? (Courteous responses only, please.)
J Richards- Don't go by what a tasteless comedian say's. Americans are quite happy with a republican president. Lower taxes for one. Democrats love to raise taxes. The only people unhappy are the ones going on and on about morality. When they should take a good long look at themselves in the mirror first. Before throwing stones. Actually Trump is the perfect leader for our immoral country. Trump's a saint compared too Hollywood movie stars.
Nobody Special speak for yourself
Sarah-I do all the time. I don't follow the crowd.
Nobody Special you were trying to speak for all Americans, please dont
Joel G Twinem why? Because civility is "weak" under the current administration? The OP is just stating preferred rules... nothing wrong with that.
Thank you!
Indonesia naming a theme park on Trump..... Pretty sure people in Indonesia will not be happy
Yellow Scar Lightning Scream, I am not happy
Me too
Will Pack: I am a Muslim, the only problem for me is, Trump. To make it even worst, the person who represents him in Indonesia is, our so called Indonesian Donald Trump. 😅
I was just wondering what happened to the parade idea? Did Spanky forget?
Wait, Trump was being subtle before?
Omg this is the funniest clip in a while 😂😂😂
#PuppetRegime
Your Sarah Huckabee Sanders voice sounds like Mr/Mrs Garrison from South Park 😂
Leakception.
That bribe is just disgusting
they will have to wait until the kids are in 11th grade to teach u.s. history after tramp
That's amazing! You still have schools there? Like real actual public type schools? Like, not used for target practice and all?
Alain Archambault: too soon 😂😂
Short Ties😂😂😂
Trump for Prison 2018!
I think Jon played a riff from Saint-Saens' "The Swan" there at the end. Impressive.
Steven with a cold beer.
Another ride “It’s a Small Hand after all!”
2:01 There's an Alec Baldwin connection there
Come on America. Make this corruption stop.
Omg I think I’m in love with Stephen Colbert. He makes me laugh so much. Smart and sexy
He's my celebrity crush!
It's good to hat some people will not sell out their sole to the devil tump.
I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride. I want to get off of Mr. Pence's Mild Ride.
At 4:00, an excellent description of yourself Mr. “President”!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The smell of matches covers the smell of crap...
I'm dyin over here!
Make early comments great again.
BIGLY
ChicoSmoothSkin I will, believe me!
Grab 'em by the dislikes
borot man lol post of the day 😂😂😂😂
"Reasonable to ridiculous"? I must not be the only person thinking this is a very wide range which would include pretty much any demands!
Welcome to PART 1 of the monolog. The one without Ryan Reynolds
"Why would you want the Trump name in the theme park?"
*EXACTLY!*
I'm shook af when I saw Trump Community developing outside of Jakarta.
Qeisama wait, what?? I thought we've already had enough with swamp creatures the likes of Setya Novanto and Fadli Zon. Now there's the community too? God, don't tell me Prabowo's new slogans is gonna be MIGA....
Yudis Natha I just read it on JakartaPost and JapanTimes that it relates to Hary Tanoe through the MNC. The more we know...
Qeisama ohh, for the love of Anubis. Not another MNC's plaything. And here I thought Prabowo's gonna be Donald Trump's knockoff version of our country
Yudis Natha lol I can see that. Not as inappropriately aggressive as Trump (and not as clueless as Trump also) but the DNA is there lol. But eh... Now I fear for the future here sigh...
Qeisama Many people in America are in agony because the two main party brings them the least likeable candidates. But here in Indonesia, we dreaded the overcrowded party with the same old swamp creatures.
If only we could feel the Bern too.... But then we will had the so-called Soekarno's idealism. And people still feel awkward about it.
Make China Great Again! MCGA. Lol
😥😢
A very public insult followed by a very private apology...
What if.. The Donald _is_ the leaker? What if this is all some huge game for him? This is like some rich persons hobby, get elected and act like a crazy person and lol at the results.
"If"?
Oh crap. The swamp is leaking. 😅😅😅
nnot first....
👍🏻spot on 💪🏻🤣