The Dumbest Couple I've Ever Seen Is BACK (With More Kids)

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  • @CinnamonToastKen
    @CinnamonToastKen  3 роки тому +1877

    First!
    Also check out the previous video on these people ua-cam.com/video/Bl7bfC5c0pk/v-deo.html

  • @charlesfuzak
    @charlesfuzak 3 роки тому +9832

    If someone starts their sentence with "Haters gonna hate but...", even they know they've fucked up but want to convince themselves they didn't.

    • @coldhands2802
      @coldhands2802 3 роки тому +123

      "Haters gonna hate" because they have a super legit reason to and we're preparing for the storm and pretending it doesn't bother us.

    • @madisonlewe1057
      @madisonlewe1057 3 роки тому +172

      Anybody who starts a pregnancy announcement with ‘haters gonna hate’ should get their kid taken away right at birth.

    • @oliviapierce7619
      @oliviapierce7619 3 роки тому +52

      And the ultimate hammer drops right after the baby is born- he left her too!
      My parents would’ve locked me in my room when they found out slender noodle was already on a show for being a degenerate teen dad!!
      I wouldn’t have gotten a chance to be pregnant!

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin 3 роки тому +14

      Haters gonna hate but I think animals are really cute and deserve to be treated well

    • @Sarah-nn5ef
      @Sarah-nn5ef 3 роки тому +5

      Taylor Swift rn 😧

  • @jecj15_gaming3
    @jecj15_gaming3 3 роки тому +3850

    I think Matthew wasn’t trying to cheat with Hailey 2 he just got confused when a girl with the same name and age came into his life

    • @INeedYouToBreathe
      @INeedYouToBreathe 3 роки тому +373

      his 2 brain cells couldn't handle it

    • @Floofaloo
      @Floofaloo 3 роки тому +130

      @@INeedYouToBreathe 2 brain cells is being generous.

    • @HaleyBug221
      @HaleyBug221 3 роки тому +131

      Matthew: 'which one am I dating again? Who's gonna wet my noodle?

    • @oraphanhutson2426
      @oraphanhutson2426 3 роки тому +2

      CaMÉ..

    • @fishdogsandotherpets6839
      @fishdogsandotherpets6839 3 роки тому +25

      @@HaleyBug221 ayo? You know from experience? Lmao

  • @This_RuthIsOnFire
    @This_RuthIsOnFire 3 роки тому +12548

    I love how Hailey 2 announces she’s 8 weeks pregnant like she’s 25 and got her shit together.

    • @ericarose3567
      @ericarose3567 3 роки тому +146

      Haha. I cackled.

    • @Brilligedits
      @Brilligedits 3 роки тому +353

      Not even at 25 girl 💀💀💀

    • @OutbackRose7
      @OutbackRose7 3 роки тому +544

      Even at 25 people don't have their shit together 😂😂 I'm 23 and don't have any kids and I'm just working full time and trying to figure myself out.

    • @Brilligedits
      @Brilligedits 3 роки тому +113

      @@OutbackRose7 Same, but I'm 26

    • @OutbackRose7
      @OutbackRose7 3 роки тому +190

      @@Brilligedits Still normal. Most 20-something's are trying to work on themselves, move out, save, college and learn about themselves more. It's normal. I think the average age of first child is like 30 now, at least in the country I'm in.

  • @Teaaa12
    @Teaaa12 2 роки тому +993

    I watch these videos to remind myself that someone is doing worse and maybe I'm not that much of a disappointment 😭💀

  • @MizuHime07
    @MizuHime07 3 роки тому +19527

    I feel like Matthew has only two brain cells one to activate his noodle and the other is for searching girls named Hailey.

  • @Ktakahashi18
    @Ktakahashi18 3 роки тому +3083

    Producer: "You are actively sleeping with Mathew right now?"
    Hailey: "...Yeah"
    Ken and Buff: *disappointed dad sighs

    • @breathingstill
      @breathingstill 3 роки тому +21

      Might as well be Brandon, we don’t know who this man is

    • @clonerstive
      @clonerstive 3 роки тому +34

      The smile behind the "yeah" too. Oof
      Why she like so much GIRRRRRL STOPPPPP

  • @franktremblay8281
    @franktremblay8281 3 роки тому +7401

    Mattew's gonna need 5 job by the time he's 25 to pay child support if he dont keep his noodle dry

    • @kirama5435
      @kirama5435 3 роки тому +117

      Noodle!!!!!!!!

    • @bioticjedi3864
      @bioticjedi3864 3 роки тому +435

      don't be ridiculous, he's not gonna support them, he'll skip town the moment he realizes there's a whole world outside whatever bumfuck town this is

    • @franktremblay8281
      @franktremblay8281 3 роки тому +355

      @@bioticjedi3864 that's why laws exist. And fortunately for them girls, he admitted in front on millions that he's the dad. And it's recorded. What a moron. A screwed one on top of that 😅

    • @mikafairystar
      @mikafairystar 3 роки тому +124

      More you earn the more you’ll pay, he’ll probably be dodgy and find a job that pays cash.

    • @steelergrl81
      @steelergrl81 3 роки тому +85

      @@kirama5435 I’m like what dude refers to his junk as a noodle.

  • @ehlannaherron9097
    @ehlannaherron9097 Рік тому +114

    The thing that I think everyone forgets is how hard it is to actually be pregnant and give birth. Especially this young. So many older more prepared women have children and have a really hard time. Imagine being hailey, 2 weeks postpartum, having the father of your child cheat with your best friend. She probably thinks sleeping with Mathew will keep him. It’s just a sad situation all around

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 3 роки тому +13840

    If my son had told me at 16 that he wanted to get his “noodle wet”. I would have beaten him with spaghetti

    • @jellyfishlotusdream
      @jellyfishlotusdream 3 роки тому +509

      I find it funny how you said spaghetti right after talking about the whole wet noodle part 😂.

    • @mitzzzeeeeee3416
      @mitzzzeeeeee3416 3 роки тому +61

      Hi-larious!

    • @jeannineduncan2982
      @jeannineduncan2982 3 роки тому +44

      Amen, 😂

    • @spicedsugar3307
      @spicedsugar3307 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @SharmaineDORK
      @SharmaineDORK 3 роки тому +128

      You might accidentally get him into that sort of kink ya know... Kids these days...((facepalm

  • @stephaniehandy2871
    @stephaniehandy2871 3 роки тому +7977

    Matthew *sees a girl named Hailey* IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE

    • @shaydennis3170
      @shaydennis3170 3 роки тому +92

      Reminds me of the book An Abundance of Katherines, where the character dated 19 girls with that name

    • @jasminejacobs6862
      @jasminejacobs6862 3 роки тому +24

      @@shaydennis3170 holy shit that's so funny i know family and ex friends all from CA... named Katy

    • @felixwankel3989
      @felixwankel3989 3 роки тому +6

      Park that mack truck in her little garage.

    • @danamaze
      @danamaze 3 роки тому +18

      Hailey Hopping

    • @haileyroberts1103
      @haileyroberts1103 3 роки тому +15

      I choose death.

  • @johnnyapplesauce1261
    @johnnyapplesauce1261 3 роки тому +3280

    Haileys bf:* cheats*
    Hailey: omg why *cries*
    Him: but her name is Hailey

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 3 роки тому +116

      "But she's ALSO Hailey...I got confused"

    • @bobsephiross5401
      @bobsephiross5401 3 роки тому +74

      imagine the conversation to both his children explaining how they have different moms and he has 1 tattoo and its their mothers names.

    • @bdandb6001
      @bdandb6001 3 роки тому +13

      He did what‘s called a pro gamer move

    • @Sunnylucy
      @Sunnylucy 3 роки тому +23

      Him: "It's not cheating if it's the same name 🤪"

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 3 роки тому +9

      What I really want to know is Haley 2's name really "Haley 2". Is the "2" legitimately her last name, a convenient numbering scheme, or is her last name some variant of the word "Two"?

  • @KendoExtendo11
    @KendoExtendo11 2 роки тому +412

    It’s all fun and games when your just a teenager, but this dude’s kids are probably going to hate him when they get older.

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 8 місяців тому +10

      the dudes family probably hates him too. no parents of a teenage parent is proud of their kids at all and if they say they are they are lying

    • @jenniferwilliams5478
      @jenniferwilliams5478 6 місяців тому +3

      2 kids in less then a year

  • @franciscolaurean8550
    @franciscolaurean8550 3 роки тому +2750

    Matthew has a huge brain instead of getting his tattoo of Hailey removed he just got another Hailey

  • @ava.and.jasper
    @ava.and.jasper 3 роки тому +8036

    OMG he's got two children now with two different women, and he's a teenager! Imagine how many kids will be running around without a dad by the time he's 40.

    • @nel409
      @nel409 3 роки тому +617

      Imagine the child support he has to pay after...

    • @antares5561
      @antares5561 3 роки тому +189

      @@nel409 He doesn't, tax payers do...

    • @cayk9444
      @cayk9444 3 роки тому +124

      @@nel409 not if he doesn't work

    • @craftaleaf
      @craftaleaf 3 роки тому +235

      @@antares5561 not really my dad never paid child support and my family was paid nothing from others taxes my mom worked her ass of for my family.

    • @jojo-leepreston3903
      @jojo-leepreston3903 3 роки тому +15

      And that's the sad truth @Ava jade music and everyone wonder why we are all got mental health issues

  • @leahutto6950
    @leahutto6950 3 роки тому +12480

    I have a daughter who married a guy named Thomas. She had a very big tattoo of his name put on her back. They divorced and she got married to a different guy named Thomas. Well, they divorced and she started dating Another guy, you guessed it, Thomas. I guess it's easier to find a Thomas than it is to get a new tattoo. True story

    • @toyamwarr
      @toyamwarr 3 роки тому +646

      First, the alternative would be to create a metaphor for Thomas being “behind her” whenever the next guy has questions about the tattoo. Second, I can’t imagine dating a person and later find out my name is tattooed on them.

    • @everythingsfinett3903
      @everythingsfinett3903 3 роки тому +93

      She could get a cover up or laser It

    • @relser187
      @relser187 3 роки тому +530

      My brother’s name is Thomas, I suppose he’s next in line huh? 😂

    • @janelle009
      @janelle009 3 роки тому +24

      😂😂😂

    • @leahutto6950
      @leahutto6950 3 роки тому +173

      She has over 50 tats and 50 piercings. She wont remove or cover them up. As she puts it, it's her body and her art. If you saw her you would recognize her. She is almost the perfect image of Amy Winehouse. No lie.

  • @seanburroughs3977
    @seanburroughs3977 10 місяців тому +82

    His child support is going to be 50% of his fruit snacks and 1 carton of milk each week. 😂😅

  • @gram.
    @gram. 3 роки тому +5706

    Couldn't imagine watching these without Ken & Buffs commentary

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +4714

    I can't even believe Hailey 2 saw how terribly Matthew treated Hailey 1 and was like "ooh baby gotta get me a slice of that stupid pie". He isn't cute, or smart, or rich. Why throw away your friendship for him?
    Oh yeah, because you're 16 and your brain isn't developed yet. And even when it is, I still doubt she'll have more than a few brain cells to work with.

    • @Sai.Divine
      @Sai.Divine 3 роки тому +144

      Especially considering that pregnancy actually rearranges your brain and can reduce brain cells 🤣

    • @DianaHernandez-gv7fc
      @DianaHernandez-gv7fc 3 роки тому +145

      Jealous friend. Promiscuous. Lack of boundaries.

    • @delaneystorm
      @delaneystorm 3 роки тому +78

      @@Sai.Divine wait whaaaaaaat what? Dude pregnancy is such a mindf*ck like it’s really alien what pregnancy does to women’s bodies I’m not biologically able but even if I was I don’t know if I would it’s so dang terrifying

    • @kattie2185
      @kattie2185 3 роки тому +13

      @@delaneystorm naw don't freak out

    • @psychedelicpayroll5412
      @psychedelicpayroll5412 3 роки тому +15

      I honestly don’t blame him for thinking her son isn’t his. After the kid was born she apparently went through 3 boyfriends in 6 months.

  • @zhaneranger
    @zhaneranger 3 роки тому +1430

    This “BFF” smirks likes she’s won some kind of prize or something. He’s already not doing much for the first kid

    • @queenstarscream4113
      @queenstarscream4113 3 роки тому +51

      I heard he denied paternity for the "bff"s baby, but claims the 1st one.

    • @jennyoneill8879
      @jennyoneill8879 3 роки тому +37

      2 months later he went back to hailey 1

    • @nymphohalo
      @nymphohalo 2 роки тому +2

      Ummm dunno what makes her think he won’t leave her like he did Hailey 1

  • @JuiiceBoxxx93
    @JuiiceBoxxx93 2 роки тому +178

    This is why talking to your kids about using protection and building their self-esteem is so important, so this train wreck doesn’t happen 😩

  • @strangeunusual6389
    @strangeunusual6389 3 роки тому +21022

    Being pregnant by Matthew is by far the weirdest flex ever.

    • @rpatte06011987
      @rpatte06011987 3 роки тому +342

      I believe it's called a deflation.

    • @mosesa.weaver3058
      @mosesa.weaver3058 3 роки тому +398

      It’s like bragging that you got gut punched by the most popular girl in school, for a guy.
      But instead it’s a girl bragging that she got impregnated by a dumb ass!
      Like what does that say about her?

    • @illailla5813
      @illailla5813 3 роки тому +188

      I’m pregnant by Matthew . I was a hater and wanted to get on their level so now I am. I’m so happy! 😂 lol

    • @catherinebenner6127
      @catherinebenner6127 3 роки тому +47

      @@rpatte06011987 I could’ve sworn that you wrote “dadeflation” 😂

    • @antoikirs6277
      @antoikirs6277 3 роки тому +72

      He thinks he is gods gift to woman but these girls is dumb as can be

  • @weeziep6651
    @weeziep6651 3 роки тому +1719

    You would think that Trojan or Durax would have reached out to these teens and sponsored them so no more Noodles would get wet at all. If they were paid maybe they’d listen.

    • @muchtested
      @muchtested 3 роки тому +24

      What about Norplant? He wouldn't wear condoms as his "noodle" wouldn't get wet.

    • @garyschwabel6053
      @garyschwabel6053 3 роки тому +16

      But he wants his noodle wet

    • @brewster09
      @brewster09 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah you can't get your noodle wet if its wrapped with plastic.

    • @unusunus4613
      @unusunus4613 3 роки тому +25

      @@brewster09 You also can't get young teenage girls pregnant either

    • @harlowesadventuresinwonder1564
      @harlowesadventuresinwonder1564 3 роки тому +19

      Unfortunately, MTV has a whole lineup of shows that proves that giving them money changes nothing. You can't use money to fill a parent-sized void

  • @Ghost19_
    @Ghost19_ 3 роки тому +3174

    "He came back and he's deeply hurt, mom..."
    "He is deeply hurt, by what??"
    Because he can't wet his noodle anymore.

    • @CookingWithClaus
      @CookingWithClaus 3 роки тому +35

      Honestly child support probably has more of an impact on his psyche than anything the two Hailey's are going through

    • @Ghost19_
      @Ghost19_ 3 роки тому +13

      @@CookingWithClaus that's what I also think eventually until Hailey 2 admitted they still love wetting the noodle despite of things.

    • @cayk9444
      @cayk9444 3 роки тому +2

      @@CookingWithClaus does he work.. ?

    • @notsolucky6237
      @notsolucky6237 3 роки тому +20

      @@CookingWithClaus He doesnt have to pay child support since he doesnt work and also i think raising a child is alot more stressfull

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 3 роки тому +8

      Mom! You don't get it, okay? His noodle was dry!

  • @XxRainbowXxSamXx
    @XxRainbowXxSamXx 2 роки тому +88

    I'm laughing so hard at this because all I can imagine is the half sibling trying to understand why both their moms are named Hailey and they have the same dad 😂😂😭

  • @tashy9728
    @tashy9728 3 роки тому +2929

    if my kid turns out like this...I'm leaving to get a whole dang milk truck

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +9

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear tash

    • @lordnub926
      @lordnub926 3 роки тому +24

      🥲I wish I knew what that meant, guess I’ll always be a nub.

    • @michellemadison2539
      @michellemadison2539 3 роки тому +61

      im leaving to a whole ciggerate factory

    • @RayashiLee
      @RayashiLee 3 роки тому +5

      This needs more likes 😂😂😂

    • @Ciberstreak19
      @Ciberstreak19 3 роки тому +24

      It’s never too late for an abortion

  • @YoMonaaa
    @YoMonaaa 3 роки тому +6922

    We need to force the government to force Matthew to get a vasectomy.

    • @saggy2754
      @saggy2754 3 роки тому +160

      this has me cackling omg

    • @moro3475
      @moro3475 3 роки тому +26

      +1

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 3 роки тому +387

      Breeding licenses should be a thing

    • @oh_knee7173
      @oh_knee7173 3 роки тому +10

      Yesssssss

    • @Demention230
      @Demention230 3 роки тому +53

      Then he can just get his noodle wet with all the Hailey's!

  • @ThatGirl2314
    @ThatGirl2314 3 роки тому +2696

    In the most recent episode, Matthew is dating one of Hailey's (first Hailey) friends, a girl named Cari who went to her baby shower. I wouldn't be surprised if she gets pregnant too. Matthew just love Hailey's friends lol

    • @Carimarie_bear03
      @Carimarie_bear03 3 роки тому +32

      That's how my name is spelled

    • @athena6832
      @athena6832 3 роки тому +356

      In the first one they told the story about how they met, Matthew was actually facetiming one of Hailey 1's friends and saw her in the background 🤣 so I guess he just moves from one friend to the next.

    • @elise4785
      @elise4785 3 роки тому +181

      They’re evil for doing that to their ‘friend’ 😭

    • @crystaleuwing8411
      @crystaleuwing8411 3 роки тому +60

      Which means he’s obsessed with her

    • @Creepycat666
      @Creepycat666 3 роки тому +133

      These girls are so fake!! I hope she drops them. How they gonna breal girl code smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @CFVV24
    @CFVV24 2 роки тому +61

    If the guy says “I want to get my noodle wet” he isn’t mature enough to raise a child, much less be in a relationship.

  • @j.s2326
    @j.s2326 3 роки тому +2463

    I cringe so hard when I see children acting like they’re adults. When I was their age I was just playing video games and studying

    • @kaiekai5995
      @kaiekai5995 3 роки тому +79

      Back in my day you kiddos were workin on the farm..

    • @markoz673bajen8
      @markoz673bajen8 3 роки тому +35

      Elders be like Somebody's gonna get a hurting real bad.

    • @j.s2326
      @j.s2326 3 роки тому +35

      @@kaiekai5995 yes true I’ve also fought in ww1

    • @swearingpriest98
      @swearingpriest98 3 роки тому +4

      @@j.s2326 I'm predicting you are around + or - 1 from 25

    • @wahyudyatmika5119
      @wahyudyatmika5119 3 роки тому +82

      Bruh im 20 and I felt younger than these people. I play video games and watch cartoons. These people are concerning their babies and cheating with other people.

  • @FrauYaU
    @FrauYaU 3 роки тому +2296

    I genuinely feel bad for the teenage girls in this situation. They didn't have parents helping them avoid this situation in the first place, then as soon as the baby is here Matthew disappears and they're stuck with all the problems of raising a baby as a teenager. I hope Matthew is held accountable for all this, but I doubt he will be.

    • @debunkthis
      @debunkthis 3 роки тому +55

      Why they just as culpable as he is

    • @FrauYaU
      @FrauYaU 3 роки тому +289

      @@debunkthis Because they have to deal with all the consequences of a decision they made together while Matthew runs off to impregnate the next girl he’s going to abandon. He’s not taking responsibility for his actions.

    • @debunkthis
      @debunkthis 3 роки тому +12

      @@FrauYaU he preformed a male abortion lol. At least they’re alive... jk but on a real note she just pawns the baby off on her family.

    • @accepttheawesome
      @accepttheawesome 3 роки тому +104

      I don’t feel bad for the girls I feel bad for the fuckin kids that are going to be raised by these children themselves

    • @bigb853
      @bigb853 2 роки тому +75

      Lets raise our girls up with esteem and standards-you should be laughing at a clown like this! Not sleeping with him....

  • @apigeon9884
    @apigeon9884 3 роки тому +1926

    This series is like some horror teen pregnancy awareness show.

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 3 роки тому +37

      It sucks that males and females mature so differently , imo males at such a young age often do not take relationships very serious and they do not feel the need to setlle down and start a family as fast as some females might want. Combine that with being dishonest and you get disasters like this.

    • @DarkKnight-yd5du
      @DarkKnight-yd5du 3 роки тому +3

      @@drawgam2946 I guess I'm just too mature for my age then.

    • @tiffanyh.5788
      @tiffanyh.5788 3 роки тому +21

      @@drawgam2946 This why you date older men. Or you make him wear a condom. Or stay single less chance getting pregnant.

    • @phoenixangel5073
      @phoenixangel5073 3 роки тому +10

      @@drawgam2946 true I as a girl wanted a family at 19 but didn't find the right guy cause all the guys my age behaved like 3-year-olds so it's true, women are done with puberty around 17, but for men it's around 25 and that's why there's a rule that women should date men older than them.

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 роки тому +14

      @@drawgam2946 let's not act like the girls are not at fault either. There like 16 or 17 and getting pregnant and not enjoying life. Both need to grow up in this scenario.

  • @ashleybilger9958
    @ashleybilger9958 2 роки тому +158

    You can not convince me that she did not get pregnant on purpose. She wanted what 1st Hailey had.

    • @amybess
      @amybess 2 роки тому +8

      I'd never try cuz it sounds accurate.

    • @Lulu-ut9pv
      @Lulu-ut9pv 10 місяців тому +8

      Won't be surprised as teenager girls are so sly and jealous

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 8 місяців тому

      petty people are losers @@Lulu-ut9pv

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 8 місяців тому

      maybe they should work on being not so useless. @@Lulu-ut9pv

    • @mc-rn8ro
      @mc-rn8ro 25 днів тому

      She’s a stupid teenager. It doesn’t matter what she “wanted”
      This is on the parents. I will put money on the table that all these pregnant teenaged girls and Matthew came from “I don’t want my BABY learning about SEX!!” parents
      THIS is what comes from “abstinence only” education

  • @afez2752
    @afez2752 3 роки тому +2652

    Matthew: *See's a girl named hailey*
    Matthew: "Gotta catch them all"

  • @ThatAintTheThugShaker
    @ThatAintTheThugShaker 3 роки тому +1892

    he's like Thanos but instead of collecting the Infinity Gems, he collects Haileys
    "I got my noodle wet"
    "What did it cost?"
    "Everything in my wallet"

  • @leavesofcolor5580
    @leavesofcolor5580 3 роки тому +2321

    This shows why 16 and 17 year olds can't concent. They really shouldn't be considered adults. 🤦‍♀️ It's awful her Mom enabled this situation

    • @azajones03
      @azajones03 3 роки тому +112

      I think these ones are just dumb too

    • @Megan-vt9xt
      @Megan-vt9xt 3 роки тому +21

      17 isn’t the age of an adult lol

    • @azajones03
      @azajones03 3 роки тому +69

      @@Megan-vt9xt it is the age of consent for many states though.

    • @actual_doge3221
      @actual_doge3221 3 роки тому +7

      @Sad Panda Same reason for me except I am 20 and still single (not complaining though)

    • @Griselda_Puppy
      @Griselda_Puppy 3 роки тому +8

      *She's too gone off xannies, she don't know whats goin on 95% of the time...*

  • @kellybuss5325
    @kellybuss5325 2 роки тому +88

    This is why I’m scared for my daughters to grow up because of how easily I feel like I could straight up make a “Matthew” go missing 😂😫

    • @lafamilledegrace5442
      @lafamilledegrace5442 Місяць тому

      😂😅🙆👍 You're a good parent....
      these kind of guys should be given a plane ride to Iceland, so their noodle would just stay frozen!

  • @Universal_synchronicity
    @Universal_synchronicity 3 роки тому +1519

    Mathew isn’t smart enough to remember more than one name, so to avoid getting caught he makes sure all his women are named hailey

    • @bluubandette8871
      @bluubandette8871 Рік тому +33

      That "noodle" can't be that platinum for those girls to fight over.

    • @LilCinnamonRoll2006
      @LilCinnamonRoll2006 Рік тому

      @@bluubandette8871Matthew isn’t buff enough to give off Himbo energy, these kids are just stupid

    • @yourmomsleftcheek1471
      @yourmomsleftcheek1471 Рік тому +4

      @@bluubandette8871 😭😭😭

    • @potato1084
      @potato1084 Рік тому +13

      @@bluubandette8871 There must be a male shortage in their town or something 😂😂

    • @bluubandette8871
      @bluubandette8871 Рік тому +3

      @@potato1084 Makes actual sense Lol

  • @WiiCON-49000
    @WiiCON-49000 3 роки тому +549

    This story made me feel dumb. I was having a hard time keeping track of what was going on with who.

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 роки тому +31

      Same LOL it started making more sense towards the end

    • @natoklord
      @natoklord 3 роки тому +16

      The language barrier in this video kick me in the face they speak so fast

    • @warframehunter7298
      @warframehunter7298 3 роки тому +11

      @@natoklord fast/inbred

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah me to but then I realized I'm not fluent in stupid teen.

  • @filipstranavcin1146
    @filipstranavcin1146 3 роки тому +943

    Imagine being the kid:
    “Mom, how did I come in this world?”
    “Your father wanted to get his noodle wet...”

    • @sebswede9005
      @sebswede9005 3 роки тому +34

      "Mom, can i get My noodle wet too?"

    • @sirspanks69
      @sirspanks69 3 роки тому +32

      @@sebswede9005 no.

    • @OriginCat
      @OriginCat 3 роки тому +16

      "but mom, Miss neighbor said she can help get my noodle wet. "

    • @raah5583
      @raah5583 3 роки тому +15

      @@OriginCat You better stop speaking to Karen. She's evil.

    • @OriginCat
      @OriginCat 3 роки тому +9

      @@raah5583 "yes mom"

  • @crayvd8229
    @crayvd8229 2 роки тому +87

    She said “we are 8-weeks pregnant!”
    Matthew was like “WE??” 😂

  • @avalonneale4544
    @avalonneale4544 3 роки тому +1663

    Who else just found Ken one day and loved and watched him ever since

    • @dinoman8229
      @dinoman8229 3 роки тому +7

      I did

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому +6

      I found & loved him before you, I've watched him for like way longer

    • @hammywoods
      @hammywoods 3 роки тому +52

      I owe it all to pewdiepie

    • @antonioherrera6434
      @antonioherrera6434 3 роки тому +2

      Nope I played as him in legend of the brofist since then loving Ken.

    • @mochimochi7669
      @mochimochi7669 3 роки тому +11

      Yes I kept seeing him in Pewd’s videos and I realized Ken has done tons of those react videos. I’ve been addicted ever since.

  • @ellenvandamme2217
    @ellenvandamme2217 3 роки тому +855

    I know a teen mom who took a year off school just to take care of her child, she fell behind but still graduated. She still got judged for it and people were still gossiping about her sadly, at least she tries.

    • @DianaHernandez-gv7fc
      @DianaHernandez-gv7fc 3 роки тому +127

      Once you find yourself in a situation all you can do is do your best.

    • @ellenvandamme2217
      @ellenvandamme2217 3 роки тому +22

      @@DianaHernandez-gv7fc Facts

    • @alanabear3684
      @alanabear3684 3 роки тому +59

      Idk why they care about her life. They need to focus on what they are gonna do for themselves.

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 2 роки тому +21

      No teen should go off and get pregnant, but when a teen is able to take care of their baby and themselves is when i gain lots of respect for them

    • @koneslayer387
      @koneslayer387 2 роки тому

      @@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah kinda like the weight... get it... oh what the hell i tried to make funny haha oof

  • @cerealbites
    @cerealbites 3 роки тому +910

    Matthew: Hears that if he dates someone with the same name as his GF then he would never get caught cheating.
    Hailey #2: *gets pregnant and announces it to the entire audience *
    Matthew: 👁👄👁

  • @claudiahillman606
    @claudiahillman606 Рік тому +21

    I'm a retired career florist. I used to have a customer that had like 5 or so girlfriends. They all had the same first name. He was cheating on all of them. I asked him if he'd date a lady with a different name and he said no. Said he never said the wrong name in bed or screwed up if they all had the same name. He sent them all flowers every month. So I got to know him a little. Such a jerk!!!!

    • @AyeAtTheCrabShack
      @AyeAtTheCrabShack 5 місяців тому +4

      It would be hard to refuse service to an asshole since he is a very regular customer 🥲

    • @kristineo2926
      @kristineo2926 5 місяців тому +2

      At least they all got flowers tho 😅

    • @CutiePrincess_09
      @CutiePrincess_09 Місяць тому

      @@AyeAtTheCrabShack5 bouquets every month i’d be making to much to want to tell the girls

  • @Dragonbleps
    @Dragonbleps 3 роки тому +490

    Ladies, gents, and other friends, remember: If someone will cheat on their s/o FOR you, they're not above cheating ON you. Throw the whole person away. Don't trick yourself into thinking you're different, or you're "The One" or special in some way. When someone shows you their true colors, believe them.

    • @Kaigirl27
      @Kaigirl27 3 роки тому +31

      Exactly! How you get them is how you loose them! I will never understand how someone thinks “he/she did it for me” etc nah he/she is just a cheater, weak minded person.

    • @TheLadyT_93
      @TheLadyT_93 2 роки тому +2

      Post this on Twitter and watch how many hoes get mad and defensive over facts 😂

  • @carpediem2445
    @carpediem2445 3 роки тому +464

    My daughter just had prom this weekend. She came home as soon as it ended. After watching this I am just glad she didn't get pregnant....by a Matthew.

  • @elziion3893
    @elziion3893 3 роки тому +770

    « No one understands Matthew cuz he’s SO DUMB »
    Best one liner ever

    • @Fate_37
      @Fate_37 3 роки тому +19

      Look,
      His noodle = DRY
      Wants It = WET

    • @haykydd4475
      @haykydd4475 3 роки тому +3

      Lets pray so the Haileyss child dont end up Dumb too. I think both Haileys also dumb....dont be mad at me cuz thats the way I can interprate.

  • @mary-melissatyree4003
    @mary-melissatyree4003 Рік тому +40

    Mom.....get these girls on birth control pronto.

    • @CytherX
      @CytherX Рік тому +9

      Get Matthew on birth control pronto

  • @owenward4638
    @owenward4638 3 роки тому +1347

    Next episode: Hailey 3 is pregnant, and she’s having TWINS!!

    • @aBLA910
      @aBLA910 3 роки тому +101

      Hailey #3 is pregnant with Hailey #4

    • @italianplastick4031
      @italianplastick4031 3 роки тому +6

      @@aBLA910 💀💀💀

    • @okaydokey2539
      @okaydokey2539 3 роки тому +6

      There’s a hailey 3???

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 роки тому +23

      @@okaydokey2539 she’s inside of hailey 2

    • @raah5583
      @raah5583 3 роки тому +8

      @@hiinsanity No no no no

  • @tarashelton493
    @tarashelton493 3 роки тому +616

    The little babies that are born from this train wreck is what’s so sad. They are children themselves and they have no idea what they’re doing🤦‍♀️

    • @kyohel3
      @kyohel3 3 роки тому +13

      They are dumbasses. Most teens are like this.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 роки тому +31

      I feel like children shouldn’t be allowed to care for children.. A child can’t raise a baby and the baby should be with a better family

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 3 роки тому +14

      @Xhisi Pami
      He’s saying that all teens are dumb kids. They shouldn’t be having kids. They never heard of abortions?

    • @ItachiUchiha-69
      @ItachiUchiha-69 3 роки тому +13

      @Xhisi Pami unfortunately even if you can have it done in the United States it’s so taboo that nearly no one does it in fear of being shunned. Depressing reality is because of that, hundreds if not thousands of kids will be born into horrible families.

    • @DarkKnight-yd5du
      @DarkKnight-yd5du 3 роки тому +2

      I guess I'm just too mature for my age then.

  • @emilyjenkins8846
    @emilyjenkins8846 3 роки тому +519

    I’m still waiting for Hailey number 3 to show up 😂 “and surprisingly be pregnant by Matthew too.”.

  • @user-lg6ih2gr6f
    @user-lg6ih2gr6f 2 роки тому +14

    Bro Matthew ain’t even all that in the looks department 😭 keep your standards high ladies

  • @bethoneybee
    @bethoneybee 3 роки тому +522

    When these girls look back and realize what they were fighting there is gonna be a whole boatload of regret

  • @amberlache92
    @amberlache92 3 роки тому +882

    Matthew looks like one if those guys who doesn't get tested but says their clean bc he doesn't have symptoms. He better worry about his shit burning .

    • @_Sinnamon28_
      @_Sinnamon28_ 3 роки тому +18

      😳😂😂 LOL omfg... I can't... 👏👏👏👌💯

    • @cinderbeery3963
      @cinderbeery3963 2 роки тому +7

      Dude I've had dudes like this.

  • @RisingRevengeance
    @RisingRevengeance 3 роки тому +1068

    When I was 16 there was a girl in my class that got pregnant and a year later she was pregnant again, 2 kids at 17. Meanwhile the rest of us were busy goofing around and playing counter strike on the school computers. *Just don't have kids that young.*

    • @myachantel2345
      @myachantel2345 3 роки тому +154

      I went to high school with a girl who had her first child by 14, her second by 16, her third by 18 or 19 and then her fourth just a year or more ago. I’m only 21. I don’t like to judge, especially since I’m only 21 and recently found out I was pregnant, but DAMN. Can you imagine having 4 kids before you’re even legally allowed to drink?

    • @RisingRevengeance
      @RisingRevengeance 3 роки тому +79

      @@myachantel2345 Damn, I mean it's true that people mature at different times but that's rough. 21 is a decent time if you're ready. I'm 28 and I don't feel anywhere near ready to be a dad.

    • @Bbtwink
      @Bbtwink 3 роки тому +46

      Mya Chantel I couldn’t imagine being 14 and expecting. That gives me such anxiety

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 3 роки тому +15

      My family was about to move back when I just started high-school so after waiting for what felt like an eternity the guidance counselor finally showed up at our appointment to discuss this hyperventilating and looking positively horrified. It didn't take her long to spit out that a twelve year old middle-schooler just had a baby by her seventeen year old boyfriend and that the school expects her to justify themselves to the girl's parents because most staff members knew of their relationship. She told me "that's not what I singed up for" before breaking eye contact with me and spending the remaining twenty minutes staring blankly at a potted plant on the ground next to us. Up until that point I've never seen an adult in such turmoil the woman was shaking and it was ninety degrees in the shade that day.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 3 роки тому +34

      When I was in high school, two of the girls in my year got pregnant (one during our freshman year, the other during our sophomore year) the first girl ended up being an absolutely amazing mom, and is still with her baby daddy. The other one doesn't even see her kid and is on drugs now

  • @_.soymilk
    @_.soymilk 2 роки тому +38

    Can you imagine when the kids grow up and see these clips of their parents. If I were them I’d be so embarrassed :/

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 Рік тому

      If it's a boy it will want to get it's noodle wet to. Prob think his dad is a legend

    • @kristineo2926
      @kristineo2926 5 місяців тому +1

      They are probably going to be just as bad... it goes in generations....

  • @monicaevie4152
    @monicaevie4152 3 роки тому +1452

    Matthew looks like he’s not allowed to give me extra packets of ketchup at McDonald’s

  • @charlesarthurbrennan5215
    @charlesarthurbrennan5215 3 роки тому +417

    "His noodle: dry!
    Wants it: wet!
    Not: his fault!"
    -Buff

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 3 роки тому +14

      "I think the medical term is: The pull-out method"...
      Who needs comdoms when you can just use this very simple trick, right?

    • @ateniet
      @ateniet 3 роки тому +2

      I laughed so goddamn hard.

  • @svampebob007
    @svampebob007 3 роки тому +447

    The year is 2030, Mathew is the first Astronaut to fly beyond Neptuns orbit, the First man to ever fly a maned mission to Plut...
    Huston we got a problem.
    Huston Calling Mikey 10
    Mathew, what's going on, why is the ship deviating?
    Mikey 10 calling Huston, this is Mathew, I just want to get my noodle wet, we're going to Halley's comet.

    • @christiancolon8748
      @christiancolon8748 3 роки тому +11

      Underrated comment 👏

    • @masharu_fuji
      @masharu_fuji 3 роки тому +5

      lmao, this made my day xd

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 3 роки тому +8

      Funny, but unlikely scenario. You need an actual brain to be an astronaut.

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 3 роки тому +15

      @@bchin4005 The Hiring Manager over at NASA was named Hailey when he applied...

    • @nuzayerov
      @nuzayerov 3 роки тому +4

      I appreciate the effort into this beautiful comment.

  • @oliviapiscatelli2890
    @oliviapiscatelli2890 2 роки тому +61

    As a teen mom at 17 I’m gonna tell you it definitely is this dramatic all the time 😂 now that I’m 23 with 2 kids 3 and 5 I look back like what the hell was I thinking!?

    • @Crowski
      @Crowski Рік тому +11

      Damn. 😮 I’m 36 with no kids. 😂 Idk how people have kids and think it’s ok. Too much money, stress and time.

    • @bri9734
      @bri9734 Рік тому +5

      I’m 32 with no kids. No drama. Living the best life lmao

    • @keyeslord
      @keyeslord Місяць тому +1

      @@Crowskithis is the life I want

  • @Trippylilyy
    @Trippylilyy 3 роки тому +2705

    This boy lives in my town and somehow he still has a new girlfriend every couple months, it makes no sense😂

    • @nechi8031
      @nechi8031 3 роки тому +190

      You probably next,,,hahaha

    • @nechi8031
      @nechi8031 3 роки тому +40

      @Mel Rickman but she might want to explore

    • @DemonBunnyQueen
      @DemonBunnyQueen 3 роки тому +13

      Clout

    • @twilitestar96
      @twilitestar96 3 роки тому +62

      Next he won't have anything besides the corpses in graveyards.

    • @romenepink2158
      @romenepink2158 3 роки тому +144

      Are they all pregnant?

  • @brittneyalvarado4894
    @brittneyalvarado4894 3 роки тому +192

    I met a 19 year old that was bragging about having 9 kids and wanting more. He had twins with the first girl when he was 15. Then 7 more kids with different girls. I want to know how much child support is for 9 kids. That was 7 years ago and I really hope he stopped procreating. He also wanted to date me after bragging about that..

    • @meghanodonoghue9066
      @meghanodonoghue9066 3 роки тому +17

      Silly rabbit those kids see more of your tax money than anything from that dirt bag.

    • @kiora1947
      @kiora1947 3 роки тому +1

      @To Duong oof you aren't wrong but doesn't that wear off after that first child dear lord

    • @Meban101
      @Meban101 3 роки тому +6

      Don't let him get his noodle wet.

    • @dark_94_
      @dark_94_ 3 роки тому +2

      He would be my age so 26 I can't imagine having nine now let alone then.... Really hope that humbled him 🤔

    • @brittneyalvarado4894
      @brittneyalvarado4894 3 роки тому +1

      @@Meban101 I wasnt going to even let him near my reproductive system. I already have a kid that the father is not in the picture for. He will be 13 in November and he hasnt seen his bio dad since before he was 4 years old.

  • @zachhatten7740
    @zachhatten7740 3 роки тому +563

    So early my dad hasn't left for a pack of cigs yet.

  • @judyr.7249
    @judyr.7249 2 роки тому +8

    In 10-15 years these children will be old enough to find these videos and I feel awful about that part. The internet is forever …. 🤔😦🙄

  • @hellspawn3165
    @hellspawn3165 3 роки тому +211

    The fact that shes in an abusive relationship & is so young with a child & just no support from her or his family makes me want to cry..i hope she realizes she deserves better than this & turns things around for her self & baby

  • @daniellenichols9757
    @daniellenichols9757 3 роки тому +1139

    I had 2 children by the time I was 17 because my mom just didn't care what I did, she cared more about what her own man was doing. After living through being a teen parent (and soooo much more) I made DAMN sure the cycle stopped with me. I have 3 sons who are 29,25 and 23 who have NO CHILDREN and a 30yr old daughter who has children but started at 21. You CAN do ALOT to keep your kids from having kids too early. It starts with pulling your head out of the sand and stop DENYING the fact that your teens ARE sexually active!

    • @nikitamontanna2733
      @nikitamontanna2733 3 роки тому +56

      Loool you just sound like a fast young girl, I know people with rough home lives and they still have self respect and do not indulge in big people activities. your kids were probably traumatised to be you. But well done I guess.

    • @amyqb117
      @amyqb117 3 роки тому +90

      @@nikitamontanna2733 please shut up. Thank you

    • @nikitamontanna2733
      @nikitamontanna2733 3 роки тому +9

      @@amyqb117 go look after your kids.

    • @daniellenichols9757
      @daniellenichols9757 3 роки тому +55

      @@nikitamontanna2733 You only know what I typed...don't ASS-U-ME to know ANYTHING else about me. I ASKED my mother to allow me to be put on birth control and was told NO. I was being responsible by asking in advance. You haven't walked in my shoes so your assumptions, remarks and BACK HANDED compliments hold ZERO value!

    • @nikitamontanna2733
      @nikitamontanna2733 3 роки тому +8

      @@daniellenichols9757 listen you put your business out to judge lol you asked your mum to go on birth control that's trifling and whorish

  • @lucasthelemur7606
    @lucasthelemur7606 3 роки тому +327

    "The scientific term is "the pull-out method." "
    No, It's called an "IQ of 6."

    • @elias0282
      @elias0282 3 роки тому +10

      I'm surprised they still have IQs.

    • @sugarapple7288
      @sugarapple7288 3 роки тому +15

      The pull out method is not guaranteed to work either. You can get pregnant from precum 😭

  • @teachersophia
    @teachersophia 2 роки тому +49

    I remember watching Hailey 1 saying she blamed her mother for allowing this to happen, but even if her mother was super strict they would had found a way of doing it. It makes me so mad.

    • @chesnay1222
      @chesnay1222 10 місяців тому +5

      It is 100% her mom’s fault. There are a few cases where the parents don’t have control but in this particular case, her mom wants to be their friend. As a parent you need to understand your role, your kids already have friends and in most cases only have 2 parents. Her mom is irresponsible and gullible.

    • @serahloeffelroberts9901
      @serahloeffelroberts9901 5 місяців тому +1

      And this is why for centuries upper class parents sent their daughters to school in convents and only allowed their daughters to go on dates if they had a bunch of chaperones along.

  • @XKenpopx
    @XKenpopx 3 роки тому +180

    He’s going to be one of those people with 5 kids and 4 1/2 baby mamas 😂

    • @DARK-en5kl
      @DARK-en5kl 3 роки тому +22

      And taking care of none

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 3 роки тому +4

      How do you be a half baby mama? Give birth to half a baby?

    • @XKenpopx
      @XKenpopx 3 роки тому +22

      @@cecilyerker Nawl the 5th one is a mystery 😂

    • @breonawarren1507
      @breonawarren1507 3 роки тому +2

      @@cecilyerker It’s when a baby mama pregnant but you aren’t 100% sure it’s yours. So until a dna test happens it’s 1/2

    • @SPYgirl199812
      @SPYgirl199812 3 роки тому

      "I have 5 beautiful children, by 4 different women "

  • @lissiejohnson5538
    @lissiejohnson5538 3 роки тому +124

    This video just cemented my belief even more so, that reversible vasectomies' should be mandatory for men who plan to sleep around, but don't want to take responsibility for the children they help create.

    • @Bringon-dw8dx
      @Bringon-dw8dx 2 роки тому +12

      Amen.
      His mother either needs him locked up or to force him to get a vasectomy.

    • @Yomamaluvsme69
      @Yomamaluvsme69 Рік тому +5

      They should just for pretty much everyone. 😆 That way when/ if they get it reversed they are obviously planning on having a baby, it won't be a surprise, & hopefully they'd be prepared by that time.

    • @starsrgood
      @starsrgood Рік тому +3

      Research vasectomies. Reversal rarely is successful

  • @FishingwithFletcher
    @FishingwithFletcher 3 роки тому +250

    Thank goodness nothing makes my day better than watching Ken and Buff

  • @yoshi4721
    @yoshi4721 2 роки тому +9

    All Haileys need to stay clear of this Mathew guy

  • @alexanderbruwer9363
    @alexanderbruwer9363 3 роки тому +315

    This was painful to watch bro I'm 26 and I ain't even ready to be a dad, this lil boy's out there with 2. And these girls, I just can't with them.

    • @polyvoreo6687
      @polyvoreo6687 3 роки тому +12

      Right! I have a nephew who is 21 with 3, and sometimes I want to weep for the babies. I'm only a few years older than him, and I don't get it.

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 3 роки тому +11

      Dude I’m gonna be 21 in August and don’t get me wrong I want to be a father one day but I’m not doing that till I get married.

    • @Priyanka-sm3ll
      @Priyanka-sm3ll 3 роки тому +3

      Same. I am 25. Kids scares me. Struggling with career. And they 🤣🤣

    • @AquariumThoughts
      @AquariumThoughts 3 роки тому

      Out there with 2 and working on more. Hailey 1 got back with him and was sleeping with him again. 🤦‍♂️ Unless I heard that wrong.

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah I’m 22 and my boyfriend says he would love kids right now and dreams of having a daughter but you better believe he goes sheet white when I mention my period might be late. I won’t be having kids until I’m at least 30 most likely.

  • @sarahholland2600
    @sarahholland2600 3 роки тому +435

    "You can only do so much as a parent ". Translation: I did as little as possible parenting wise . Which explains a lot.

    • @kellibrenneke2253
      @kellibrenneke2253 3 роки тому +7

      EXACTLY

    • @victoriakathryn6109
      @victoriakathryn6109 3 роки тому +7

      My mom was too strict. Same outcome. I couldn’t even text past 10 pm

    • @kellibrenneke2253
      @kellibrenneke2253 3 роки тому +5

      @@victoriakathryn6109 my parents were the opposite. We could pretty much do as we pleased as long as they,"knew where we were." That never happened because they never checked up on us! I could say I was at Suzie's house but in reality I was driving around town with Tommy smoking weed because my mom never called Suzie to see I was really there. It's sad really.

    • @kellysquared2
      @kellysquared2 3 роки тому +6

      Damned if you and you’re damned if you don’t. If you’re strict, they rebel. If you’re passive, they get away with everything anyway. It’s a fine line, and you never feel like you’re doing it right as a parent.

    • @sofiaharper6349
      @sofiaharper6349 2 роки тому +1

      @@kellysquared2 Giving them the freedom to decide and the tools to learn is what has been shown to be successful in parenting. Kids need to learn through trial and error as well as needing the teaching in order to know right from wrong. Kids aren’t going to know right from wrong on their own.. you must teach them through your actions and words.

  • @xcrystalsunshine
    @xcrystalsunshine 3 роки тому +152

    This reminds me of a guy i was with. He had dated MULTIPLE girls named Crystal before me. It was like he was collecting us. Twas weird😭😭😭😂😂

    • @angrymario8259
      @angrymario8259 3 роки тому +67

      Not to be disrespectful but collecting Crystal's does make sense 😂

    • @xcrystalsunshine
      @xcrystalsunshine 3 роки тому +20

      @@angrymario8259 lol i know 😂😂😂

    • @HillbillyTrash
      @HillbillyTrash 3 роки тому +8

      @@angrymario8259 you make a great point!! Crystals are so pretty and can help spiritually...if you are into that sort of thing

    • @destineyrosa7609
      @destineyrosa7609 3 роки тому

      I dated 3 jacobs before not at once tho

    • @xcrystalsunshine
      @xcrystalsunshine 3 роки тому +5

      I forgot to add his twn sister is also named Crystal😂😂

  • @Gothicgamer67
    @Gothicgamer67 2 роки тому +9

    Having kids isn’t a competition

  • @bobbinatorrah67
    @bobbinatorrah67 3 роки тому +136

    "Matthew started coming around more..." - yup, just like a stray cat...

  • @chickenluna3983
    @chickenluna3983 3 роки тому +266

    Fun fact: Matthew denied paternity for the second baby

  • @999awesomekid
    @999awesomekid 3 роки тому +340

    Ken talking about 17 year olds “at least you’ve dated a couple of people at that point”
    Me age 20 having never been on a date: 👁👄 👁

    • @karlareyes1671
      @karlareyes1671 3 роки тому +9

      Same...but I'm asexual so...👍

    • @jellyfishlotusdream
      @jellyfishlotusdream 3 роки тому +16

      It's alright. Everybody has their time. 👌

    • @kaylinsmith6921
      @kaylinsmith6921 3 роки тому +26

      I actually think he was saying that if you're in your late 20s/early 30s that you have probably dated a couple people, and that's why you wouldn't get walked all over because you know better, whereas if you're 16, and that's your first relationship, you'll let things slide because you just want to be involved with someone. He was talking about "grown up" problems and making a connection as to why the teenagers handle it so poorly. It's because they're teenagers.

    • @chocoflan6672
      @chocoflan6672 3 роки тому +3

      Dude me too!

    • @sho3121
      @sho3121 3 роки тому +1

      Karla Reyes shut up

  • @AmplifydMedia
    @AmplifydMedia 2 роки тому +14

    Ken : Layla was more cute than this baby at 10 months old!
    This is the most dad/papa thing I've ever heard from Ken

  • @lilnightling3899
    @lilnightling3899 3 роки тому +262

    He looks like the kind of guy who probably just got these two girls confused with each other just because they had the same name

  • @ciarajones4970
    @ciarajones4970 3 роки тому +177

    Had a baby at 16, I'm 22 now. It's tough being a young parent but not all of us are that bad. I moved away from all my family 2 weeks before my due date, and learnt that I needed to be responsible for my baby and me alone.

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 3 роки тому +12

      My parents were young when they had me, but they were really responsible and great parents. I'm grateful they tought me well.

    • @phoenixangel5073
      @phoenixangel5073 3 роки тому +7

      You raised the kid on your own, with not even one person to help? Man your parents are crap if they think it's right to leave a pregnant woman all alone.

    • @ciarajones4970
      @ciarajones4970 3 роки тому +13

      @@phoenixangel5073 I moved and my mum didn't baby sit for me till I was 18 so I had 2 years of just being a responsible adult because it was my decision to be a mum so young, they came and saw my daughter and participated in our life, they just didn't babysit or take her off my hands. I grew up very fast, and now at 22 I have a nice stable life and a happy family l

    • @retnaningheryuanti6008
      @retnaningheryuanti6008 3 роки тому +9

      @@ciarajones4970 I'm happy you are happy. Being an adult is tough, but being a parent is tougher. It's amazing you are so mature at that age. I'm 29 and not mature enough to have kids even though I'm married. Lol

    • @Lilliz91
      @Lilliz91 3 роки тому

      @@ciarajones4970 i can understand your parents.

  • @kbxbby
    @kbxbby 3 роки тому +181

    Ken & Dane will forever make my day! No matter how bad it is

    • @paulyshore1942
      @paulyshore1942 3 роки тому

      Is that buff pros name?

    • @Kultz
      @Kultz 3 роки тому +2

      @@paulyshore1942 yes it is lol

    • @Unusamor7
      @Unusamor7 3 роки тому +1

      People must not pay attention. Ken says Dane to him throughout videos all the time 😂

  • @mimato
    @mimato 2 роки тому +15

    If it hasn't happened already, Matthew is about to spend the rest of his life paying for child support by dropping out of school and washing dishes. This what happens when there's no role models in his life to teach him to keep his noodle in his pant.

    • @aaronthomas6155
      @aaronthomas6155 Рік тому +3

      I doubt he'll ever have to worry about paying for child support. That would require 1 or both of the girls to actually take him to court first and from what I've seen, I doubt either are that intelligent.

    • @mimato
      @mimato Рік тому +1

      @@aaronthomas6155 I’m sure they will when they find out you need money to provide for those babies.

    • @aaronthomas6155
      @aaronthomas6155 Рік тому +2

      @@mimato The right thing to do, for the babies, would be to go after him for child support. The people that appear on that show really appear to be on the lower end of the intelligence scale though. Even if they did go after him for child support, I'd be willing to bet they spend at least most of what they'd actually get from him (if anything at all) on themselves.

  • @Comalogy
    @Comalogy 3 роки тому +81

    36, had my 1st daughter in December. I couldn’t imagine dealing with the financial aspects and the time consumption before now. Barely handle it now.

    • @billymccoy9155
      @billymccoy9155 3 роки тому +13

      they aren't, their parents are

    • @thegrasshopperx5729
      @thegrasshopperx5729 3 роки тому +4

      I’m 35 I have a 17 and 9 yr old and I couldn’t image having a baby at my age now ,so much easier when your younger ,because you understand them more being closer in age

    • @ruxoox6719
      @ruxoox6719 3 роки тому +1

      @@thegrasshopperx5729 how is your finances?

    • @thegrasshopperx5729
      @thegrasshopperx5729 3 роки тому +1

      My husband is great we got married at 19 when our youngest was 3 , we own a construction company and brought our first home at 23 now have 4 𝖨𝗇𝗏𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 property’s and a holiday home in Queensland , life is amazing

    • @ruxoox6719
      @ruxoox6719 3 роки тому

      @@thegrasshopperx5729 who started the company?

  • @getdagoop
    @getdagoop 3 роки тому +336

    Holy shit😂 i went to school with the original Hailey from 1st-8th grade. She’s a grade below me and seeing Ken react to her on this show is something I never thought I’d see😭😭

    • @kabir3510
      @kabir3510 3 роки тому +33

      Did you get your noodle wet?

    • @omonuts125
      @omonuts125 3 роки тому +14

      bruh is she like.... that smart?

    • @sableward9576
      @sableward9576 3 роки тому +24

      She was my best friend in elementary school . Shits crazy that this shits popping up on my recommended

    • @SO-iu3pg
      @SO-iu3pg 3 роки тому +4

      @Emmanuel Benavides Duque Coincidence? I think not!

    • @SyncedA
      @SyncedA 3 роки тому +5

      Damn small world then lol

  • @larag3747
    @larag3747 3 роки тому +262

    I can imagine Hailey 2 getin' pregnant on porpouse just to be a part of this insanity, like "ohh he gave u a baby? His ginna give MEEEE a baby"

    • @bunsglazingwr254
      @bunsglazingwr254 3 роки тому +1

      😖

    • @Void0420
      @Void0420 3 роки тому +2

      Lol wut

    • @frostypaws14
      @frostypaws14 3 роки тому +14

      Kids are stupid af, I 100% agree that's probably what happened.

    • @larag3747
      @larag3747 3 роки тому +15

      @@frostypaws14 the way she said "haters gonna hate" just told me everything, she was really pleased for having his baby too, like a way to say Hailey 1 wasnt that special just cause she had a baby with him

    • @rlim7305
      @rlim7305 3 роки тому +4

      @@larag3747 not anymore she got a slap in her face when he left and started denying their baby lmao

  • @itschristyleigh4586
    @itschristyleigh4586 2 роки тому +5

    @4:20 mama HIGH AS HELL and the sisters the real mom in the situation lol

  • @PieSwagoras
    @PieSwagoras 3 роки тому +321

    imagine the kids in school saying their mums name is hayley and matthew, just different hayleys lol

  • @theoverunderthinker
    @theoverunderthinker 3 роки тому +185

    so the girl is cheating with her friend's boyfriend and then tells her and asks "are we gonna confront him?"
    sounds like she wanted them to have a fight and break up so she could take over.
    if she wanted to not make her upset, she could have just stayed away from her bf.

    • @nullvoid7188
      @nullvoid7188 3 роки тому +22

      I bet she saw the camera crew at the time and said, "my time to shine"

    • @shortstackgames
      @shortstackgames 3 роки тому +2

      It's really sad. None of these kids should've been on this show. It causes unneccessary drama when they should ONLY be focusing on themselves and their future children (whether they're together or not). The parents of everyone involved should be disgusted with themselves for consenting for their kids to be on TV. The worst thing you can do with high school drama is to have it publicized, it just makes it more toxic and awful

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 3 роки тому +626

    This is how I imagine every underage person on TikTok, unfortunately

    • @dontcare6863
      @dontcare6863 3 роки тому +42

      this is how i imgaine everyone on tiktok period

    • @ReclusiveEagle
      @ReclusiveEagle 3 роки тому +14

      First of all underage does not apply to TikTok. Everyone is 13 and older. If you want to age shame people because of how old they are, when all they are trying to do is make people laugh that says a lot about you. Nobody said you had to find anything funny. Personally I hate TikTok. But calling people stupid because you personally don't find something funny is more moronic than anything in this video.

    • @adrianna7298
      @adrianna7298 3 роки тому +75

      @@ReclusiveEagle Anyone under 18 is underage lol And I assure you most people on TikTok are only doing it for the attention ☠️

    • @myshiteu4934
      @myshiteu4934 3 роки тому +2

      hey man, i watch tik tok every now and then but that doesn't mean i do this crap lol

    • @mayacokie4811
      @mayacokie4811 3 роки тому +9

      @@ReclusiveEagle im more concerned about him imagining underage tik tok kids pregnant 🤨 thats just weird and creepy

  • @GeorginaConcha-t6m
    @GeorginaConcha-t6m 10 місяців тому +4

    I was just looking for a video to watch as i eat something before diving into some college work. I am at my university library and stop the video about 20 times just to keep myself from busting out laughing! thank you for the laughs!

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 3 роки тому +211

    omg! when Ken said "there are better ways to avoid drama in you'r life, you can just kick people out of it, you dont have to keep them around" my Big Brother instantly said "if it only was that easy" then looked over at his own 4 year old kid like BRUH! 😂

  • @hopethebabes
    @hopethebabes 3 роки тому +474

    let’s not acknowledge how much pain haley 1 is going thru because of what her “friend” and baby dad did. it’s something she’ll deal with for a while

    • @ayrts01
      @ayrts01 3 роки тому +21

      She got over it real quick since all he had to do was turn up to see his kid and she was lying on her back for his noodle lol

    • @atashgallagher5139
      @atashgallagher5139 3 роки тому +2

      @@ayrts01 but is it penne or angle hair or the worst of both, perhaps a raviolli.

    • @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb
      @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb Рік тому

      ​@@ayrts01She probably thinks she'll win him back like that, she must feel very alone and desperate. Not a good decision of course but do you not have any empathy?

  • @steinaf
    @steinaf 3 роки тому +165

    It's as if they're living in a bad teen series, he really loves Haileys/ Hailees/ Haleys. Ken really went for the head, the duck face and Layla 2. It's not the end, I hope she grows up for the sake of her daughter.

  • @lax4359
    @lax4359 2 роки тому +9

    I 100% feel like Matthew going to go broke and homeless if he keeps this up.

  • @soph2774
    @soph2774 3 роки тому +434

    This is where MOM should probably step in before Hailey gets pregnant again. Matthew’s parent should be so proud of him. Smh!!!

    • @sakumaballs127
      @sakumaballs127 3 роки тому +15

      Hi i cant understand whether this is sarcasm help-

    • @viktoriaivanova7640
      @viktoriaivanova7640 3 роки тому +21

      @@sakumaballs127 it obviously is sarcasm

    • @sakumaballs127
      @sakumaballs127 3 роки тому

      @@viktoriaivanova7640 ty.

    • @C_lastnams
      @C_lastnams 3 роки тому +4

      @@sakumaballs127 they said smh (shake my head) like in disappointment so yes it is sarcasm ☺️

    • @taustitch5579
      @taustitch5579 2 роки тому

      @@C_lastnams 😂😂😂

  • @jessidavis3006
    @jessidavis3006 3 роки тому +158

    I hope these girls find a way to be better parents than they were given. The amount of enabling that all these parents do is astounding.

  • @steviechan5792
    @steviechan5792 3 роки тому +203

    I don't remember being this stupid when I was these kids' ages. Maybe that's because my parents raised me properly.

    • @Alleycatlove
      @Alleycatlove 3 роки тому +16

      If I acted like these Kids, my parents would have beaten my ass!!! 😂 💯

    • @queenstarscream4113
      @queenstarscream4113 3 роки тому +5

      @@Alleycatlove lol, same here. My mom would have murdered me😂.

    • @megnemo6403
      @megnemo6403 3 роки тому +3

      I wasn't this dumb and I was sold for 1000.00 dollars to a couple who shouldn't have been given a cat.

    • @nastynamed1892
      @nastynamed1892 3 роки тому +4

      I am these kids age, slightly younger, and I can't understand it either lmao 😅

    • @rumble1925
      @rumble1925 3 роки тому +4

      This is the 80 IQ crowd. It's a different world