Weekend Update: Colin Jost and Michael Che Switch Jokes - SNL

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  • @justinstokes7392
    @justinstokes7392 5 років тому +7426

    “Why? You’re going to get me murdered!” Pure gold!

    • @Slotten68
      @Slotten68 5 років тому +120

      "You shouldn't have been running your mouth" would have been a gold response

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 5 років тому +26

      If he doesn't come back next season we know why XD

    • @sunny1441
      @sunny1441 5 років тому +6

      @@Slotten68 i didn't get the last joke. Help me out bro!!!

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 років тому +7

      Sudhanshu Rasal the MLK one? He’s saying that mlk running his mouth is what got him killed

    • @Caribbean_King
      @Caribbean_King 4 роки тому +1

      @@sunny1441
      SMH. Really? I guess you fell asleep in history class.

  • @Revelwoodie
    @Revelwoodie 5 років тому +42892

    So yeah, the internet had a meeting, we voted, and we all agree that the joke trading segment is pure gold.

  • @nicolecrockett3252
    @nicolecrockett3252 4 роки тому +4110

    Colin’s reaction to the jokes is funnier than the actual jokes. Seeing the regret on his face after finishing the joke is hilarious.

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 роки тому +51

      I love when they see the picture and already know it's gonna be a mess

    • @albertnortononymous9020
      @albertnortononymous9020 2 роки тому +13

      I think it’s more fear for his life than regret. Sure the regret is there but still

    • @douglasmartin3622
      @douglasmartin3622 Рік тому

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    • @iandhr1
      @iandhr1 Рік тому +10

      Closely followed by Michael pretending to be offended.

    • @elliotbrent
      @elliotbrent Рік тому +2

      I wouldn't have said that pure gold 😂😂

  • @enzov9772
    @enzov9772 5 років тому +5154

    Really think the joke switching is Colin and Michael’s best thing. I really think that segment sets them apart and is unique from the previous Update hosts

    • @carlkelemen9099
      @carlkelemen9099 5 років тому +6

      But stephan was pretty great

    • @scottr939
      @scottr939 5 років тому +24

      @@carlkelemen9099 Stefon was a guest not a host

    • @noahfried3647
      @noahfried3647 5 років тому +15

      I hope they don't over do it, then it could get old and stale. Btw why are they wet?

    • @scottr939
      @scottr939 5 років тому +17

      @@noahfried3647- they're wet because of a previous segment with Cecily as Jeanine Pirro. Watch it.

    • @aer71367
      @aer71367 3 роки тому +11

      I love when Collin sees the photo on the screen and knows automatically its going to be bad!

  • @nikdressbach7259
    @nikdressbach7259 5 років тому +3604

    Over the seasons Jost and Che have become very comfortable in their roles as the hosts. At the beginning you could tell they knew they had big shoes to fill. The chemistry is great and Weekend Update which is the staple of SNL is strong as ever. Love it.

    • @dgillies5420
      @dgillies5420 5 років тому +96

      They are the backbone of the show. Never miss Weekend Update, it's the best since I started watching the show as a teenager 40y ago!

    • @epyonsystem1869
      @epyonsystem1869 5 років тому +9

      Its definitly not the strongest its ever been on account of norm getting fired but its still funny

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 5 років тому +2

      When is the new season?

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 років тому +14

      It’s consistently my favorite sketch

    • @batmanbatman8496
      @batmanbatman8496 4 роки тому +11

      They are a fantastic duo!

  • @snuffleupagus9949
    @snuffleupagus9949 3 роки тому +2689

    Colin: "You're gonna get me murdered . . "
    Che: giggling uncontrollably.

    • @justmenotyou3151
      @justmenotyou3151 2 роки тому +53

      He's giggling because he took out a life insurance policy on Colin.

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 Рік тому +5

      @@justmenotyou3151 I'd be doing that too, to be honest

    • @chinookh4713
      @chinookh4713 Рік тому +5

      cause he keeps running his mouth

  • @ThatBlackPiano
    @ThatBlackPiano 5 років тому +5823

    “The idea isn’t to sabotage each other. It’s just to share fun jokes. Right, Michael?”
    “...mmhmm.”
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 років тому +94

      BlackPiano and in that moment, you can see Colin realize he’s completely fucked

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 5 років тому +30

      The only way Che's lie could've been more obvious is if he'd covered his mouth.

    • @brothergrimace3859
      @brothergrimace3859 5 років тому +8

      @@taakotuesdays Oh, no. With that Catholic joke, Che realized that he's the Road Runner... and Jost is Wile E. Coyote a day after he found 'The Secret' and had time to think things through...

    • @tabvisions
      @tabvisions 5 років тому +16

      “You go first” 😆

    • @QueenSlime007
      @QueenSlime007 4 роки тому +6

      yea when black folks tell u mmhmm we're pretty much lying 2 u lol

  • @ColoringKaria
    @ColoringKaria 5 років тому +2518

    Colin shaking his head while saying “Why!?” Is the best thing I’ve seen all week!!

    • @IsyMaxine
      @IsyMaxine 5 років тому +32

      😂Omg, I laughed so freaking hard, I'm not even figuratively crying, I'm literally crying 😂

    • @ey2496
      @ey2496 5 років тому +3

      ColoringKaria Ditto 😆😆

    • @ey2496
      @ey2496 5 років тому +8

      Gmoney3nt You’re republican I’d guess, because otherwise...

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 років тому +6

      @E Y Yeah, they have no perceptible sense of humor.

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard 5 років тому +14

      @Gmoney3nt Did someone piss in your corn flakes or something? Seriously, try not to be such an asshat.

  • @Gobliniko
    @Gobliniko 3 роки тому +7229

    Michael, after writing jokes of various levels of racist for Colin to read, reacting to said jokes being read: wow Colin how could you say that

  • @inasaira8380
    @inasaira8380 5 років тому +4782

    colins instant "WHY?!" as soon as he read the punchline is hilarious lmao

    • @draimonshepherd1791
      @draimonshepherd1791 3 роки тому +59

      Such a funny joke but that "WHY?!!" KILLS ME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gedias1
      @gedias1 3 роки тому +46

      To be fair, he honestly did fear for his life.

    • @toidean633
      @toidean633 2 роки тому +11

      That cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mystrohan
      @Mystrohan 2 роки тому +19

      The hilarious thing is that this early on, his fear was probably genuine. After time passes and he doesn’t get murdered, he starts reacting to these jokes with laughter.

  • @wolfywox
    @wolfywox 5 років тому +19461

    I've never seen somebody look at a picture of MLK with such fear. 😂

    • @9some
      @9some 5 років тому +209

      double thumbs up to this comment here

    • @aceampora6012
      @aceampora6012 4 роки тому +113

      You better watch out
      YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

    • @Sgtvalentini
      @Sgtvalentini 4 роки тому +115

      I usually look at streets named MLK with fear

    • @weirdorangeyankabetch
      @weirdorangeyankabetch 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelpipkin9942
      @michaelpipkin9942 4 роки тому +20

      Maybe the had a bad dream.

  • @eringsgrace3560
    @eringsgrace3560 Рік тому +483

    Whenever I’m having a hard time, I’m a bad mood, depressed, etc., I come back to these videos. They never fail to cheer me up!

    • @SarahScofield94941
      @SarahScofield94941 Рік тому +5

      Right ?! I have watched it 7 times in two days 😆

    • @Soulandbone
      @Soulandbone Рік тому +1

      Let's make a "i am depressed and need jokes club " lol haha I do the exact same thing

  • @AleAT
    @AleAT 5 років тому +870

    Michael Che is an absolute savage, he goes hard! 🤣 Watching Colin read those jokes is just priceless... hilarious!

  • @andream7660
    @andream7660 5 років тому +4389

    I need this for 10 mins instead of all the long sketches of people they interview pleasesse

    • @rookymusic6310
      @rookymusic6310 5 років тому +14

      Andrea M yesss!!!

    • @MontgomeryWenis
      @MontgomeryWenis 5 років тому +75

      I *HATE* the special guest segments. Since season 1, they've just been obnoxious and way over the top, even for this show. Just stick to the hosts and their jokes that have chemistry.

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 5 років тому +21

      Yeah the type of interview's like Kennan Thompson as R. Kelly are the only ones I need to see.

    • @davidLikeyVids
      @davidLikeyVids 5 років тому +7

      Yes we do!
      I think more of them writing jokes for each other would be hilarious.

    • @hsmoscout
      @hsmoscout 5 років тому +22

      @@MontgomeryWenis stefan was one of the most beloved snl characters of all time but okay

  • @danielwilcox419
    @danielwilcox419 3 роки тому +150

    Jost seeing the graphic of Dr. King and going, "Oh Come on!" He knew instantly Che had him beat 🤣🤣

  • @Igaveyoumyfakename
    @Igaveyoumyfakename 5 років тому +2968

    I love when these two make each other read jokes they haven't seen. Hilarious.

    • @BlueHen123
      @BlueHen123 5 років тому +3

      They saw the in dress rehearsals. It's all an act

    • @jasonsmith4969
      @jasonsmith4969 5 років тому +18

      @@BlueHen123 and you know how?

    • @onetime4502
      @onetime4502 5 років тому

      their just making liberal jokes? i dont get it

    • @mauricedavis2905
      @mauricedavis2905 5 років тому +9

      I was crying 🤣🤣🤣

    • @orenthalsimpson
      @orenthalsimpson 5 років тому +2

      Yeah that is the bit, you basically said nothing

  • @geezburgers
    @geezburgers 4 роки тому +27695

    Colin’s Jokes: Goofy frat bro humour
    Michael’s Jokes: _Intensely dark and racist jokes_

    • @SkinnyDude06
      @SkinnyDude06 4 роки тому +382

      Me and my friends jokes a little bit of 𝘽𝙤𝙩𝙝

    • @alw87642
      @alw87642 4 роки тому +1145

      Michael’s consistent attempt to sabotage Colin is my favorite thing ever. His tweets saying Colin beats him up at work are hilarious

    • @li-23
      @li-23 4 роки тому +274

      Michael's response [shocked Pikachu face]

    • @jetetarro
      @jetetarro 4 роки тому +156

      A perfect combination and white and dark humor 😳 no pun intended

    • @b2kzangelalwayz
      @b2kzangelalwayz 4 роки тому +7

      AJB__ PEEP that’s your problem right there

  • @lwivv9052
    @lwivv9052 3 роки тому +371

    The White Lighting joke almost lured Jost in to think Che might just make him say some harmless self-deprecating jokes. And one round later you get the chimpanzee culture joke. Dude is a master.

  • @skullandmelodiesd.c.3137
    @skullandmelodiesd.c.3137 5 років тому +7714

    Colin's jokes are all sexual and Michaels are all racial, they're both pure gold
    We need more of this

    • @imightbebiased9311
      @imightbebiased9311 5 років тому +174

      Micheal's first one is literally a sex joke about Colin not lasting 10 seconds.
      But still, more of this, yes.

    • @darth368
      @darth368 5 років тому +14

      Comedy gold there

    • @sageosaka
      @sageosaka 5 років тому +41

      I thought it would have been perfect for che to throw in something about being with Scarlett Johannson being a good excuse for only lasting 10 seconds

    • @chukwudiilozue9171
      @chukwudiilozue9171 5 років тому +13

      Try "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"

    • @Dustomatic
      @Dustomatic 5 років тому +2

      IMightBeBiased but it was also racial, so the observation holds true.

  • @GrotrianSeiler
    @GrotrianSeiler 5 років тому +566

    These guys have some of the best chemistry on television. A real SNL asset.

  • @Supermanohman
    @Supermanohman 2 роки тому +177

    I love how Michael just says "This will be good" like he's going to sit back and enjoy this.

  • @rileytan5239
    @rileytan5239 5 років тому +9156

    “In her defense he is the one who decided to keep running his mouth.”
    YOU’RE GOING TO GET ME MURDERED!

    • @zeusmasterson4117
      @zeusmasterson4117 5 років тому +81

      Riley Tan That part...I just can’t. So f*cking hilarious!

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 4 роки тому +96

      The Rosa Parks joke is still to me maybe the best joke ever written for SNL. Che is a comedy genius.

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 4 роки тому +54

      Tbf, Colin was the one who decided to keep running his mouth. :P

    • @Dabloomfume
      @Dabloomfume 4 роки тому +19

      Michael O'Connor *WHY*

    • @faischka
      @faischka 3 роки тому +11

      I didn't get the joke, can you explain pls?

  • @eme.261
    @eme.261 5 років тому +4493

    It's hilarious how Colin switches from smug pride after Che reads his jokes to absolute horror when he sees what Che has in store for him. Checkmate, mate! 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 4 роки тому +19

      Lol. Yeah, but it's a bit unfair when you think about it. Racist jokes are always going to be more extreme than whatever Colin can make Che say. He is literally playing his "race card". Shit is funny as hell, but also like an automatic cheat code. It's a game that Colin is literally not aloud to win...... But...... I'll admit I would probably do the same thing in his spot, just to f*ck with him. Still, I just don't think it's checkmate if they aren't playing the same game.

    • @anthonymiller934
      @anthonymiller934 3 роки тому +11

      @@Danielson1818 🙄

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 3 роки тому +3

      @@anthonymiller934 What's the problem? I was just poking fun at the fact that Colin can't win no matter what joke he writes. I would be open to hear any retort on how I was wrong. I can't interpret much from a single emoji.

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 3 роки тому +6

      @@Danielson1818 he can win and I think he did this year with the Epstein joke. It’s just extremely hard because the race thing is so funny. They need to give Colin some dark material to work with like the Epstein one and he can take the crown

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 3 роки тому +1

      @@magnadelusor4249 Yeah, I wrote that comment before this year's edition. Unfortunately, there is no 'they' to write dark jokes for him. Colin and Che are the head writers. They really are writing this stuff.

  • @DeathByGuru
    @DeathByGuru 4 роки тому +322

    I love the joke swap thing they do. Colin's face whenever he know he about say a racist joke is priceless. And the way Che pretends he had nothing to do with it makes it better!

  • @previnsnaidu1
    @previnsnaidu1 5 років тому +4597

    Collin always tries to make a somewhat funny joke, Che goes for the throat EVERY SINGLE TIME lmao.

    • @orlandnym
      @orlandnym 5 років тому +64

      Did you hear the one about the dogs?

    • @currancross2037
      @currancross2037 5 років тому +35

      Or the one about child molestation ?

    • @loretta5653
      @loretta5653 5 років тому +17

      Che is that one friend

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 років тому +25

      The idea isn't to SABOTAGE each other MICHAEL

    • @tommyfitzgerald5912
      @tommyfitzgerald5912 5 років тому +16

      crwn they are head writers

  • @Fartalina
    @Fartalina 5 років тому +697

    I absolutely love the joke switching. It is so maliciously hilarious, Che is amazing 😂

  • @Bevo_Baker
    @Bevo_Baker 3 роки тому +108

    These two are the best thing to happen to SNL in decades 🤣

  • @JonAdamich
    @JonAdamich 5 років тому +4272

    Ah Colin came back much harder this second time around.

    • @chelseavue7256
      @chelseavue7256 5 років тому +109

      Jon Adamich he was ready for it this time lol proud of him

    • @mrdragoon3344
      @mrdragoon3344 5 років тому +140

      Jon Adamich That's why he's called white lightning.

    • @youreokay7888
      @youreokay7888 5 років тому +34

      but he still only lasted under 10 seconds

    • @handleunavailable
      @handleunavailable 5 років тому +227

      Che will always win because he has the winning formula:
      Make a white dude tell uncomfortably racist jokes live on TV lol

    • @valenciadale3506
      @valenciadale3506 5 років тому +7

      EXACTLY. 😂

  • @Ljenn_86
    @Ljenn_86 5 років тому +10654

    Just when you think Colin has him on the ropes, Che pulls out those race jokes😂😂😂.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 роки тому +64

      You cant even put Che against the comedy ropes without going through that man's whole roladex of racism lol.

    • @robhoward5828
      @robhoward5828 3 роки тому +9

      That’s all he does

    • @aristotleshadow9296
      @aristotleshadow9296 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh how do u have 5k likes and 4 comments

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 3 роки тому +16

      @@robhoward5828 and it has never failed him

    • @philwill0123
      @philwill0123 3 роки тому

      @april vanderwall "those kind of people... " Well you played yourself.

  • @aer71367
    @aer71367 3 роки тому +42

    I love the expression on Collin's face when he sees the picture!

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 років тому +3426

    Colin will always get screwed over when he and Che do this

    • @scumbagdyln
      @scumbagdyln 5 років тому +147

      The Vatican joke was pretty good, though 😂😂

    • @markuse3472
      @markuse3472 5 років тому +19

      Colin is the better writer so that doesn't make sense, unless you mean that white people telling "black" jokes is breaching border lines.

    • @JT-Rebel
      @JT-Rebel 5 років тому +9

      WHY?!?!?!?? smh

    • @SMPMS8389
      @SMPMS8389 5 років тому +29

      The dynamics are funny

    • @valenciadale3506
      @valenciadale3506 5 років тому +3

      It’s so enjoyable to watch 🤣.

  • @kryshaun03
    @kryshaun03 5 років тому +1305

    Colin was a lot better this time but Michael did him dirty. Absolutely love when they do this.

    • @EazyE11
      @EazyE11 5 років тому +19

      I love how slowly and carefully Colin reads the jokes like he has a choice to stop mid sentence and save himself.

    • @debbiedelight7988
      @debbiedelight7988 5 років тому

      They need to make it even..Colin should make Che say funny comments about Robin William's suicide or the parkland teenage victims 🤔Or perhaps the big fat white red ass orangutan in the White House...hmmm would you all still think the segment is "pure gold"? 🙄😒

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 5 років тому +1

      @@debbiedelight7988 What point are you even trying to prove? That dark comedy shouldn't be a thing, or..? Colin already upped the ante from the last time they did this - Che just naturally has the advantage, but I'm willing to bet there's still things he wouldn't make Colin say even in this context. These guys are both professionals after all, they'll know exactly where to draw the line.

    • @sophiawilliams8650
      @sophiawilliams8650 5 років тому

      @@debbiedelight7988 shut the fuck up Debbie

  • @samdiego1046
    @samdiego1046 2 роки тому +43

    Che laughing uncontrollably at the end is the best thing ever.

  • @skylarpenney5259
    @skylarpenney5259 4 роки тому +3367

    Colin: "so the goal isn't to sabotage each other just give each other fun jokes" Michael (innocently) : "uh-hu"

    • @nicko_mode3356
      @nicko_mode3356 3 роки тому +17

      Best part for sure

    • @Grymmknight
      @Grymmknight 3 роки тому +34

      And Colin's look of absolute horror at what he knows has to be coming.

  • @oluwayemis
    @oluwayemis 5 років тому +673

    Oh I feel spoiled when they swap jokes it’s like a present to all of us lol
    And it’s not even Christmas lol

  • @jacquelinecronen5375
    @jacquelinecronen5375 3 роки тому +498

    Colin’s hair being messed up from the water looks so good I mean goddamn does he ever look bad??

  • @N_D_H
    @N_D_H 5 років тому +263

    "You're gonna get me MURDERED." lmao, this is just pure gold.

    • @LastBastion9999
      @LastBastion9999 5 років тому

      Che should've immediately said, "Damn right, whitey." The whole studio would've exploded.

  • @HarukaNUsagi
    @HarukaNUsagi 5 років тому +4000

    Che 'won' this round again, but Colin *definitely* came with some fire.

    • @zoe-janesutherland4359
      @zoe-janesutherland4359 4 роки тому +180

      And under 10 seconds.....

    • @kralik394
      @kralik394 4 роки тому +164

      There seem to be lines Colin won't cross with these jokes. Che doesn't seem to have those.

    • @chemxfan
      @chemxfan 3 роки тому +98

      Yes - that "face down, ass up" line was killer!

    • @sofrshsocln4
      @sofrshsocln4 3 роки тому +33

      The catholic church joke alone...I mean that was comedy club level the hit in your gut type.

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 роки тому +10

      After the first year when Colin went easy he made sure to bring it. My favorite was him getting Che to say Blue Lives Matter

  • @Mako-du3ne
    @Mako-du3ne 3 роки тому +37

    This trading jokes segment is hands down one of the best series in SNL

  • @rodgerickmoore4228
    @rodgerickmoore4228 5 років тому +946

    Colin gets owned every time they do this segment, and I enjoy every minute of it

  • @sheemashabahang164
    @sheemashabahang164 5 років тому +3230

    Colin’s stray hair that was effortlessly caressing his forehead made me FEEL things

    • @lunisce
      @lunisce 5 років тому +52

      weird flex but ok

    • @McD5791
      @McD5791 5 років тому +100

      It's a "Superman" thang, right? 🤣

    • @maxwellduncan3555
      @maxwellduncan3555 4 роки тому +65

      He makes us all feel things

    •  4 роки тому +9

      Maxwell Duncan Can't say I feel anything (except laughter) when I see him...……………...probably because I'm a straight guy.

    • @Cynthiaderp
      @Cynthiaderp 4 роки тому +67

      he is so classically handsome it’s insane

  • @ZaneTruesdale007
    @ZaneTruesdale007 4 роки тому +4373

    “You’re gonna get me murdered.”
    Me : don’t worry. Your wife will avenge you.
    Thanks for all the likes. I honestly didn't think I would get that many.

    • @Damionte
      @Damionte 4 роки тому +60

      Ahhh... I see what you did there... ! :p

    • @Wowthisisalot
      @Wowthisisalot 4 роки тому +71

      I understood that reference

    • @ZaneTruesdale007
      @ZaneTruesdale007 4 роки тому +4

      @@Wowthisisalot you gotta get the personal connection between the two to get the joke otherwise you won’t.

    • @allisongorman1199
      @allisongorman1199 4 роки тому +3

      Not anymore 😂😂

    • @francofranco9815
      @francofranco9815 4 роки тому +6

      @@ZaneTruesdale007 she dead

  • @hectorarredondo6929
    @hectorarredondo6929 5 років тому +737

    1:31
    Colin Jost: and the idea is to not sabotage but to give each other fun jokes.
    Michael Che gives him ALL of the racist jokes

    • @tracyroweauthor
      @tracyroweauthor 5 років тому +38

      in all fairness, Che did roll his eyes at the idea of not sabotaging each other.

    • @msann60154
      @msann60154 5 років тому +16

      It's all in fun love

    • @hjh1972
      @hjh1972 5 років тому +2

      wishful thinking

    • @fifiaames5935
      @fifiaames5935 5 років тому +18

      He's funny. Don't read something more into it. He makes racist jokes because he can get away w/ it in a humouress way.

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 5 років тому +14

      @IAmaPersion durrr...making jokes about racism makes him the REAL RACIST! GTFOH mayo eater

  • @inr63
    @inr63 5 років тому +494

    I will forever love Michael Che for that plastic/Kardashian joke
    rofl

    • @Lost_n_Found_1
      @Lost_n_Found_1 5 років тому +8

      That was Colin's joke, poking fun at Che because he admitted he watched them last year. Then they swapped jokes.

    • @inr63
      @inr63 5 років тому +1

      @@Lost_n_Found_1 - That's right, good shit; love them both either way.

  • @stephanierivera8064
    @stephanierivera8064 3 роки тому +86

    Michael’s dark laugh at the end, he knows he’s an evil
    Genius.

  • @ChrisFlahurrTee
    @ChrisFlahurrTee 4 роки тому +492

    “Whoa...I wouldn’t have said that.” I’m dead

  • @christinakaur8766
    @christinakaur8766 5 років тому +404

    Che and Jost have been on fire all season. Absolutely brilliant 😂😂💙✌🏻

    • @JDMHaze
      @JDMHaze 5 років тому +2

      Christina Kaur this was the BEST grand finale

  • @jakehuang3545
    @jakehuang3545 2 роки тому +27

    Colin and Michael are like the definition of chaotic good

  • @brettrobertson1958
    @brettrobertson1958 5 років тому +607

    I was rolling watching it live. This is one of the best weekend updates.

    • @SANDMAN1983
      @SANDMAN1983 5 років тому +2

      It really was

    • @chocolate_kitty
      @chocolate_kitty 5 років тому +15

      @@fluffy_kitten how dare they talk about politics during their political satire/world news segment? The audacity!!

    • @aldersmoke1
      @aldersmoke1 5 років тому +1

      @@fluffy_kitten You wouldn't be saying that if you agreed with their politics.

    • @brettrobertson1958
      @brettrobertson1958 5 років тому

      Fluffy Kitten yeah fr

    • @SANDMAN1983
      @SANDMAN1983 5 років тому

      @@fluffy_kitten they can do whatever the fuck they want too...stfu!

  • @cuzidodgebullets6797
    @cuzidodgebullets6797 5 років тому +565

    Woah! I wouldn't have said that...
    After writing it for him was fantastic. Great segment!!

    • @JohnAllerton1977
      @JohnAllerton1977 5 років тому +3

      Have you been in the internet? Half the people here would not read out loud the ridiculous things they say.

  • @frankmorales643
    @frankmorales643 Рік тому +5

    The chemistry these two have is what makes it work.

  • @WillOnCode
    @WillOnCode 5 років тому +636

    When people say that snl is not funny bring them here this shit was hilarious

    • @lonewolfjoshp5165
      @lonewolfjoshp5165 4 роки тому +8

      This was, but majority of the show hasn't been in a very long time

    • @Kevinschart
      @Kevinschart 4 роки тому +23

      weekend update is consistently entertaining, and often hilarious. the sketches are what drag the show down.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому

      The more staunch believers will still disagree.

  • @dannellecarroll9243
    @dannellecarroll9243 5 років тому +1193

    Even though it appears Colin was more aware of the stakes this time, I think when it comes to this segment, Che just wins by default lol
    nothing Colin writes will ever be as good as "uppity-bus-passenger-day"

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 5 років тому +27

      That was brilliant.

    • @bethprather9241
      @bethprather9241 4 роки тому +5

      I AGREE... good Lord...I TAUGHT SCHOOL and Rosa Parks was alwys our kids favorite African American to study.. Che loves it!! LOL

    • @sandrasmead3552
      @sandrasmead3552 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @dakotaflores56
    @dakotaflores56 3 роки тому +76

    The fact that Michael is laughing so hard he’s shaking is hilarious

  • @christinew3549
    @christinew3549 5 років тому +89

    Wow!! Face down, ass up!! 😂😂😂😂😂 that one did it for me

  • @AlreadyTaken999
    @AlreadyTaken999 5 років тому +780

    Hadn't realized the Peppa Pig thing before, but can never unsee now

    • @aiai-j7i
      @aiai-j7i 5 років тому +34

      The dad's face is worse, because he has chin hair!!

    • @brianchikwendu1465
      @brianchikwendu1465 5 років тому +2

      A G 😂😂😂

    • @yaltazhu9683
      @yaltazhu9683 5 років тому +10

      In China we call Peppa Pig the hair dryer

    • @mustafa1name
      @mustafa1name 5 років тому +6

      Clue in the initials.

    • @Orange4theWin
      @Orange4theWin 5 років тому

      Edwin Chan ugh me too 🤦‍♀️

  • @bigolwhiteboy33
    @bigolwhiteboy33 2 роки тому +19

    Hearing Michael laughing at the end of each of Colin’s punch lines makes this all that much funnier 😂😂

  • @TaylordSpirit
    @TaylordSpirit 5 років тому +330

    Please give Che and Colin their own Show!!!
    A spin-off I'd happily watch!

    • @fastacker2
      @fastacker2 5 років тому +3

      Could be the new Odd Couple.

    • @LumiereDarlin
      @LumiereDarlin 5 років тому +1

      They had a weekly show last summer, idk what happened!

    • @DayoIchamma
      @DayoIchamma 5 років тому +2

      They work really well off each other

    • @dgillies5420
      @dgillies5420 5 років тому +2

      Don't wreck them by sucking them dry with a show that might be too intensive. The weekly gig is simply awesome!

    • @9some
      @9some 5 років тому

      a half-hour news cast, show within-the-show

  • @aramishernandez9612
    @aramishernandez9612 5 років тому +833

    'In her defense, he is the one that decided to keep running his mouth.'
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @monica93304
    @monica93304 3 роки тому +14

    Only friends can joke that way with each other. Those two are great.

  • @genericyoutube
    @genericyoutube 5 років тому +205

    Best weekend update ever lolol. "WHY?!"

  • @Dustomatic
    @Dustomatic 5 років тому +66

    When they make jokes for each other, it’s the funniest SNL has been in years. Do it regularly imo.

  • @SM-ds1un
    @SM-ds1un 3 роки тому +50

    Michael Che: "mhm"
    *That's when Colin knew he fucked up*

  • @TwilightSunXXIV
    @TwilightSunXXIV 5 років тому +339

    You just know the next time Colin and ScarJo hook up she's gonna call him White Lightning. 🤣

    • @valenciadale3506
      @valenciadale3506 5 років тому

      We all know it’s not true, but....🤣🤣.

    • @briarrose3687
      @briarrose3687 5 років тому +7

      You couldn’t blame him if it was though lol

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 5 років тому +2

      TwilightSunXXIV omg 😆🤣😅🤸🏽‍♀️

    • @jaschul
      @jaschul 5 років тому +39

      White Lightning and Black Widow, together forever, or at least for ten seconds at a time

    • @stephencapps5023
      @stephencapps5023 5 років тому +1

      @@jaschul He'd beat me I'd only last 5.

  • @dumatician
    @dumatician 4 роки тому +1197

    That "Fine I'll wear a condom" joke from Colin for Che, is sooo genius if you're familiar with Che's stand up. Does anyone else get it?
    Respect to Colin

    • @allisonwilliams7455
      @allisonwilliams7455 4 роки тому +73

      Screw the pooch?

    • @kevinchappell3694
      @kevinchappell3694 3 роки тому +2

      I think we all got it.....funny stuff

    • @epictijuana3859
      @epictijuana3859 3 роки тому +58

      It remind me of when Che said if he was a goat and someone asked him if he would get chopped up or get blown by a strange farmer, it would not be the toughest decision he would make as a goat.

  • @ilovebeansOO
    @ilovebeansOO 4 роки тому +14

    I love how Che always looks at Colin like he didn’t write it. And I also love how as soon as Colin sees the graphic he says “oh no”.

  • @williamcortelyou4524
    @williamcortelyou4524 5 років тому +169

    This is by far the best segment SNL has ever done. The cringe factored with the hilariously vulgar jokes, it's to much! 🤣😂🤣

  • @Quinn-bq9sv
    @Quinn-bq9sv 4 роки тому +143

    Every joke Colin says ends with a "WHY!?!" and it makes my day

  • @lunarriviera
    @lunarriviera 23 дні тому +2

    Che [shaking head]: wow, I wouldn't have said THAT

  • @cobracyxx8808
    @cobracyxx8808 5 років тому +141

    When they write each other's jokes, it gets absolutely Savage. I love it

  • @spoonface9698
    @spoonface9698 5 років тому +279

    “WHY?? You’re gonna get me murdered” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kenm7609
      @kenm7609 4 роки тому +5

      Scarlett will keep Colin safe :)

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 3 роки тому +1

      @@kenm7609 So Che saw this comment and wrote 2020's jokes to ensure that Jost would not even be safe from scarjo

  • @caseyleez2477
    @caseyleez2477 3 роки тому +258

    I’m convinced they use this format just to say hilarious “offensive” jokes that they can’t say normally like they used to

  • @mayajyothinagaram1498
    @mayajyothinagaram1498 5 років тому +131

    Colin saying "You're gonna get me murdered!" just made me burst out in laughter. I gotta say Che is pretty courageous with that.

  • @organizerbmo
    @organizerbmo 5 років тому +67

    Perfect darkest jokes ever, please keep em for the finale.

  • @tomlawrence6302
    @tomlawrence6302 5 місяців тому +1

    The stupid look on Che's face and his giggle every time he gets Colin is the best part. Cracks me up.

  • @potusforus9331
    @potusforus9331 5 років тому +176

    Poor Colin. "WHY?!?!?!" 😂😂😂

  • @dyfferential
    @dyfferential 5 років тому +99

    They need to do this more often instead of just for special occasions. Absolutely hilarious bit

    • @charleskilgore2679
      @charleskilgore2679 5 років тому +9

      I think they should do it once a month. That way it doesn't get old, but we still get it more than once or twice a year.

  • @clevelandbci9562
    @clevelandbci9562 3 роки тому +28

    Colin: "You're gonna get me murdered!"
    Michael: 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JDMHaze
    @JDMHaze 5 років тому +146

    0:20... "SEENT" ... that was GOLD che😂😂😂😂🙌🏾✨

    • @melindapsy
      @melindapsy 3 роки тому +3

      I did not get that one.

    • @yusuke157
      @yusuke157 3 роки тому +1

      @@melindapsy also.

    • @slimane5825
      @slimane5825 3 роки тому

      Do U bother..Didb't get it ..

    • @JDMHaze
      @JDMHaze 3 роки тому +1

      @@melindapsy seen is a past tense see "saw" however "seent" It's like saying "aint". its improper and was common urban slang . that of which chris rock has practice

    • @Nostaljack
      @Nostaljack 3 роки тому +1

      That unexpected moment when the comment thread about the joke is funnier than the joke itself. 😂😂😂

  • @timothycruz2516
    @timothycruz2516 5 років тому +875

    Flashback to when Colin read the Rosa Parks joke 😂
    Edit: I did not expect this to get so many likes, thanks everybody!

    • @Geo98719
      @Geo98719 5 років тому +4

      Any link?

    • @timothycruz2516
      @timothycruz2516 5 років тому +23

      @@Geo98719 ua-cam.com/video/YRfN-UGoKJY/v-deo.html

    • @Geo98719
      @Geo98719 5 років тому +10

      @@timothycruz2516 ty!!

    • @timothycruz2516
      @timothycruz2516 5 років тому +4

      @@Geo98719 no problem!

    • @babyshak98
      @babyshak98 5 років тому +5

      @@timothycruz2516 ty

  • @scottwright8075
    @scottwright8075 3 роки тому +5

    They sync SO well together & make me LMAO! "Scar-jo" & Che NEVER QUIT THIS SEGMENT ON SNL!!!

  • @ijustmakegamesnow906
    @ijustmakegamesnow906 5 років тому +112

    LMMFAO! This is the real shit. They should do jokes the other hasn't seen from now on. This is the best the news has ever been.

  • @hamie63_m
    @hamie63_m 5 років тому +130

    2:32 the look of betrayal on his face is so real lol

  • @ODUBlue
    @ODUBlue 3 роки тому +4

    “WHY?!!?” 🤣🤣🤣 So sincere. So pure. 🤣

  • @devonlawton1149
    @devonlawton1149 5 років тому +569

    It's like Jokes Seth Can't Tell is starting a franchise

    • @jenniferhughes7520
      @jenniferhughes7520 4 роки тому +13

      This is like the opposite of Jokes Seth Can't Tell. 🤣

    • @lildfranca0745
      @lildfranca0745 4 роки тому +10

      @@jenniferhughes7520 and on steroids!!! 😂🤣

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann 3 роки тому +4

      I would pay any money to see an entire series of that.

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 2 роки тому

      @@jenniferhughes7520 Exactly because it's a lot more mean spirited. Che sabotaging Jost, not the jokes themselves.

    • @jenniferhughes7520
      @jenniferhughes7520 2 роки тому

      @@jeffbrehove2614 I mean, because it's literally the opposite premise.

  • @CBlargh
    @CBlargh 5 років тому +68

    You can tell this is gonna be good before they even start.
    Michael Che's eyes are just dancing with delight!

    • @bert3163
      @bert3163 5 років тому

      One of these days, Colin needs to go racial and get Che back! I will be dying when/if he fiiiiinally gets his revenge!

  • @Climaxamillion-90
    @Climaxamillion-90 Рік тому +5

    Two people with a sense of humor having fun, love to see it

  • @jtk6847
    @jtk6847 5 років тому +78

    I dare say this has been one of the best ones yet! Maybe second to the last time they swapped jokes.

  • @dechen3432
    @dechen3432 5 років тому +163

    “ *seent* ”

    • @valenciadale3506
      @valenciadale3506 5 років тому +5

      That’s a black joke only black people understand. 🤣🤣

    • @AccessoriesAddict5528
      @AccessoriesAddict5528 5 років тому

      @@valenciadale3506 😂🤣😂

    • @HulkHands54
      @HulkHands54 5 років тому +1

      "I seent it" - Pineapple Express

    • @serraios
      @serraios 5 років тому +1

      @@valenciadale3506 Yeah, I am lily white and I had to search the comments for an explanation. Thanks!

    • @willburr9314
      @willburr9314 5 років тому +1

      Dill Gee I seent you rip someones jawbone off I seent it - craig robinson

  • @saucyvinyl3823
    @saucyvinyl3823 3 роки тому +11

    That Saw joke was absolutely AMAZING

  • @seaberry11
    @seaberry11 5 років тому +133

    They were harsher this year then last year...sheesh Colin, I felt bad for you lol.

    • @eme.261
      @eme.261 5 років тому

      Colin was ready to throw down during this segment, but Che's got his number and didn't hesitate to go for the kill shot every time. 😆

  • @mygetawayart
    @mygetawayart 5 років тому +47

    YES THEY DID IT AGAIN, they need to do this so much more often, it's incredibly hilarious

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet 5 років тому +5

      doing it too often would wear down the novelty. i think once a year or once a year and one extra time for a very special occasion or something is a perfect amount

    • @mygetawayart
      @mygetawayart 5 років тому +2

      @@bezretmet yeah you're right, kinda like those few, random, accidental curly fries inside a normal fries portion.

  • @viking_fisherman
    @viking_fisherman 2 роки тому +3

    I NEVER get tired of these two and these joke swaps are the absolute best. More please!!!

  • @MasterShake9000
    @MasterShake9000 5 років тому +42

    “You are going to get me murdered!”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zangarootoo
    @zangarootoo 5 років тому +63

    the audience's reaction at the Kardashian joke was killer

  • @mylesrothfarb9
    @mylesrothfarb9 4 роки тому +8

    2:25 Michael’s “oh” and chuckle let me know that was about to be a bad one😂

  • @SLCtica
    @SLCtica 5 років тому +64

    Joke trading, the hero we need and dont deserve

  • @chrisb2923
    @chrisb2923 5 років тому +9

    I love when they give each other jokes lol it's also great when the audience has a great sense of humor and laughs as well.

  • @greatvalue_ethelcain
    @greatvalue_ethelcain 2 роки тому +9

    Colin: You’re gonna get me murdered!
    Michael: 😂😂😂

  • @dutchesswb
    @dutchesswb 5 років тому +12

    Both of them rewatched their prior joke exchange and decided to step on each other's necks this round..I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣