You cook great meals everyday, and instead of calling you the chef you remain Ditmar the Pickle. You then eat one guy and suddenly you're known as a cannibal?
Fun fact: for adventurers, a perk named "Long Pig" in the Torturer tree actually allows you to make prisoners into provisions. You could have given Ditmar a taste of his own medicine. :P
People at camp: What is Herculius doing to the chickens. *looks up and sees 5 chickens with no haed*. Herculius: Dancing and soft singing. Luther: Just ignore him.
This is good stuff. Sorry for any negative comments left in the past. I may have had minor grievances with your gameplay 😅 but none of them warranted leaving negativity. Your stuff is mandatory viewing when it comes to CK3 UA-cam. I appreciate anyone who tries to connect with the game on a storytelling level.
All good! I get some cheeky comments from time to time and I occasionally respond in a similar manner, but I don't let it stick with me. Thanks for watching, glad you're enjoying the series.
Highly developed areas give more gold for contracts so it makes sense that things cost more there too so if you are looking for bargain prices then i suggest you head to northern/eastern europe cause places like Roma where traders come and sell things from all over the world aint going to be cheap. Gold is easy to come by as adventurer so dont be afraid to spend it.
you very much can replace building and upgrades in your camp. for the main buildings you only have four slots, but upgrading those main buildings unlocks more slots for the internal upgrades (like the torturer's tools and lockwagon), so you end up with a ton of those slots. rather than replacing the torturer's tools it's probably more effective just to upgrade the barber's tent to unlock more upgrade slots!
@18:21 if not one of his daughters, you could use the propose marriage to any unmarried woman in his court. Could be worth looking at his court and seeing if there are any courtiers that are intriguing. And it would not be so unrealistic that he might arrange a courtier to marry your son as the station rank would not be so great, and it wouldn't sully his family's name to be linked to you. besides, his daughters are quite young, so it would be at least another 8 to 10 years before they would be old enough to marry, making your son in his mid-late 30's. You may not want to wait that long to get him married.
Also since your house used to own land and isn't lowborn i don't see how duke leopold would refuse, i understand the bastard part but if their legitimised there still would be issue but not as much and i could see that duke leopold could do it as a reward for a job to lift your family name even higher
@@ramonfrancis3812 Nah I still can't see it. Duke Leopold is one of the most powerful men in the Empire; his children will marry into Ducal, Royal, or Imperial families, and even his siblings children are highborn enough for prestigious marriages. Luther's family were backwater nobles, and even if they still owned land they'd probably be too low in status for marriages with Leopold's family. Then when you add in the fact that Luther was ousted from his land, his children are all bastards, and he works as a mercenary... yeah, I can't see Leopold demeaning himself by marrying a family member to someone of such low status. Maybe if he had a bastard child I could see it.
You cook great meals everyday, and instead of calling you the chef you remain Ditmar the Pickle. You then eat one guy and suddenly you're known as a cannibal?
Is this Gordon Ramsay's alt account?
Or Hannibal Lecter. I can't tell.
Ditmar did it due to desperation and picked up the taste for long pork
Ditmar after every battle: "Fresh ingredients! I wonder if Italians have a different flavor than Poles? I hope the gang enjoys this!"
HE FINALLY DID IT! HE SAID GALLANT AND NOT GALLIANT!! This is a day of celebration and revelry!
#teamgalliant
Fun fact: for adventurers, a perk named "Long Pig" in the Torturer tree actually allows you to make prisoners into provisions. You could have given Ditmar a taste of his own medicine. :P
Lol 😂 that’s a hilarious perk
Now, that's just priceless... the cook is a cannibal. Mmm, that roast pork is so good.
Luthor: Hey Ditmar, whats for dinner?
Ditmar: Steak.
Luthor: Again?
Ditmar: I'm not trying to poisen you Luthor, I wouldn't do that to the food...
Never trust a meal from a man named The Pickle.
Luther probably felt his stomach turn over the moment Alexandra told him.
If you have any deserters you can blame the cook for the missing men 😅
Lorencio: What happened to Jim?
Ditmar: I'm sure he's around here somewhere. Anyways, want some stew?
😂😂😂@@StrayKing
People at camp: What is Herculius doing to the chickens. *looks up and sees 5 chickens with no haed*.
Herculius: Dancing and soft singing.
Luther: Just ignore him.
He’s an odd one, that Italian mountain man.
@@StrayKing mabey that why he ask his lover to cook the food now on.
This is good stuff. Sorry for any negative comments left in the past. I may have had minor grievances with your gameplay 😅 but none of them warranted leaving negativity. Your stuff is mandatory viewing when it comes to CK3 UA-cam. I appreciate anyone who tries to connect with the game on a storytelling level.
All good! I get some cheeky comments from time to time and I occasionally respond in a similar manner, but I don't let it stick with me. Thanks for watching, glad you're enjoying the series.
Highly developed areas give more gold for contracts so it makes sense that things cost more there too so if you are looking for bargain prices then i suggest you head to northern/eastern europe cause places like Roma where traders come and sell things from all over the world aint going to be cheap. Gold is easy to come by as adventurer so dont be afraid to spend it.
Why I feel bad for the cannibal? Yea he might've ate some people but he still one of the boyz 😭😭
Let's look at it this way. What if you found out you were secretly fed man meat against your consent?
Is time for the Italian campaign to begin
CK3 the soilent green episode...
I would pay money to see how duke Leopold reacts to who he made friends with
We don’t introduce him to the crew 😂
@@StrayKing lol he can never know
Your videos make my days better! Thank you.
you very much can replace building and upgrades in your camp. for the main buildings you only have four slots, but upgrading those main buildings unlocks more slots for the internal upgrades (like the torturer's tools and lockwagon), so you end up with a ton of those slots. rather than replacing the torturer's tools it's probably more effective just to upgrade the barber's tent to unlock more upgrade slots!
Huh black + black hair = blonde child 😮
... Skirts would never! Right?!
@@StrayKing 😃 idk how to put this bro...
@@StrayKing My man, I fear of such tragedies in place... blonde hair... blonde heir...
I mean we did give birth to an albino, we might have a recessive gene who knows
Ayo dont tell the baratheons this strat
I don't know why 'Dentist's tools' and 'Torturer's tools' are two different options...
@18:21 if not one of his daughters, you could use the propose marriage to any unmarried woman in his court. Could be worth looking at his court and seeing if there are any courtiers that are intriguing. And it would not be so unrealistic that he might arrange a courtier to marry your son as the station rank would not be so great, and it wouldn't sully his family's name to be linked to you. besides, his daughters are quite young, so it would be at least another 8 to 10 years before they would be old enough to marry, making your son in his mid-late 30's. You may not want to wait that long to get him married.
Also since your house used to own land and isn't lowborn i don't see how duke leopold would refuse, i understand the bastard part but if their legitimised there still would be issue but not as much and i could see that duke leopold could do it as a reward for a job to lift your family name even higher
I do understand where your coming from though
@@ramonfrancis3812 Nah I still can't see it. Duke Leopold is one of the most powerful men in the Empire; his children will marry into Ducal, Royal, or Imperial families, and even his siblings children are highborn enough for prestigious marriages. Luther's family were backwater nobles, and even if they still owned land they'd probably be too low in status for marriages with Leopold's family. Then when you add in the fact that Luther was ousted from his land, his children are all bastards, and he works as a mercenary... yeah, I can't see Leopold demeaning himself by marrying a family member to someone of such low status. Maybe if he had a bastard child I could see it.
@StrayKing yeah okay when you put it like that then 🫠
Hannibal is your chief
What was that moan sound in 27:05?
Lol wtf you're right. I was expecting it to just be my chair squeaking or something.
I love how bad you pronounce Mikolaj xD
Okay but you gotta admit that looks like how you would pronounce it based on the spelling (from an English perspective) lol
@@StrayKing Yes ;p
Please get Rudolf a wife!
Why? He’s married to his ale flagon already.
@@StrayKing Poor guys falling apart needs a woman's touch! 😂