You mean, he’s doing his job? Let’s be honest, he didn’t solve a quantum physics problem! He merely outed outsmarted a heavy accent Chinese citizen pretending to be Australian hahahaha
WHAT? He got charged $1000 and a 3 year exclusion period from Australia? That's all he gets for using a false birth certificate, illegal passport and lying to customs? No wonder people risk it, there's almost no punishment for getting caught!
I would have charged them with Conspiracy to commit treason, possibly something from the espionage laws and keep them "oh, you want to live here? be our guest... we will be happy to have you stay here, we will even give you accommodation and security for free"
I would definately agree with you but unfortunately I've known people who are like that legitimately. They don't interact at school and only speak mandarin at home or with other mandarin speaking friends. Rather than schools helping them they just let them do their own thing.
alimfuzzy. I don’t agree with you. He can’t even barely speak English. I know so many different races that are not from the US but their kids are born here in the US and I can tell you their English is to perfection. This bozo the clown 🤡 is a big liar who doesn't even understand what voting means. This must be your family that's why you're defending him 😂🤣.
I have always admired the professionalism of Australian authorities. During my four years of living in Australia, I never encountered any issues with policing or rude immigration officers. Australia is truly one of the friendliest countries to visit.
He liked a drink when I worked with him. The would memorise details if Australian citizens but not the children's details we caught them that way as well
“I speak engrish and mandawin” “You speak English with an accent that I would not normally associate with someone from Australia” “Uh, I mean, g’day mate! That’s not a noife, this is a noife!”
Chinese people are also doing it in the Philippines. A chinese woman fraudulently obtained a birth certificate and a passport which allowed her to run for mayor and won and helped a chinese syndicate run their business in this small town north of Manila. She is currently under investigation by no less than the Philippine Senate.
Absolutely!! The CCP has no shame using people like this. I feel so bad for the people who will suffer as a result of her and that horrible party 😢 EDIT “ I feel like I should add that I absolutely like being alive. And living too 😀. This statement is totally absolutely definitely without question 100% a hilarious “joke” Ha. Ha ha. Ha.
Thousands of Chinese doing this in the Philippines they apply for a late birth certificate make false claims of being philipino pay the money and become citizens so they can buy land run for government office etc unbelievable like this guy can't speak English but says he was born in Australia LOL
@@foff-666 you are very rational, but you need to suggest as well what should be done instead to prevent this fraudsters from landing their feet to Australia, instead of judging only, and send the suggestion to the border control.
The Chinese guy trying to talk like an Aussie is one of the funniest things I've seen. I think the interviewer was just enjoying the show, that's why he kept asking him questions to hear his hilarious Aussie accent.
That's what Philippines is experiencing right now. Too many Chinese holding a bogus passport and one became a town mayor. When asked what asked what was her business her answer was Piggery. But she drives a Lamborghini.
We've same problem here in the Philippines. Alice Guo even got elected as Mayor. Can't remember any of her childhood, claimed home schooled. Government found out she's Chinese.
@@jeanvonbarberode2377 I don't think elegal is a word, I think you mean illegal but you are completely wrong. Section 189 of the Migration Act 1958: Detention of Unlawful Non-Citizens: Requires that unlawful non-citizens be detained. This man can face up to 11 years in prison if found guilty according to this: Section 234 - False or Misleading Statements or Documents: Section 234(1)(b): A person shall not present, for the purposes of this Act or the regulations, a document that is forged, false, or misleading in a material particular. Penalties: Imprisonment for 10 years, a fine of 1,000 penalty units, or both. Section 236 - Offences Related to Entry or Stay: Section 236(1): A person who is an unlawful non-citizen and has been in Australia for a continuous period of 28 days or more commits an offence. Penalties: Imprisonment for 12 months, a fine of 60 penalty units, or both.
I hate scammers. Im a resident in australia but grew up in asia. I saved up and worked my way to get my PR accdg to proper processes and policies. Paid my taxes, paid school fees up front and this dude thinks he can just scam his way to keep living in australia
@@tomchen513 Did you vote in General Elections in China? If so, from when does China conduct elections? Is Xi is an elected leader?? 😀 My education is fair enough and doesn't need your certificate.
Imagine having to deal with this BS everyday. Everyone thinking there smarter than the Customs Agents. What do you do when you don't know who or where they are really from? It truly is a crazy world.
in this day and age, its not strange. so many rich chinese coming for college and university, and they end up just spending their riches doing anything other than studying… they mingle with other chinese people, speaking mandarin and little to no english. and theyve been staying in melbourne for almost 30 years..they own property and business, they hire people for the business, and they themselves hardly understang english…30 years man
@@masahirukouta21nah.. that’s only for college. Its harder to pickup the accent or be fluent in a second language later in life. This man is claiming he was born in Australia. Kids would’ve picked up the Aussie accent from kindergarten lol .
The first one claiming he was born in Australia I just can't 😅. I know some people came to Australia when they're like 7-12 yrs old and grew up speak fluent English with Australian accent.
True! My friends who came to USA in middle school and lived in Chinatown speaking Chinese never sounds like him. Only people who grew up in China and barely finished school speak like him. My College International chinese student sounds much much much better than him. Even my friend who came to the USA in High school sounds so different and much better than him.
If he was born in Australia, he would have definitely gone to school in Australia and picked up the Australian accent. There is no way you go through the educational system as a kid and not pick up the Aussie accent.
You act like people who live in Australia don’t ever move back to Asia. Rose from Blackpink was born in New Zealand, but she moved to South Korea when she was a teenager and is living there since.
The officer: have you even been prosecuted? Darrell frm South Africa: It was so long ago, I cant remember 😂 He cant remember if he was prosecuted, but he remembers tha it was 'long ago'
$1,000 fine a 5yrs suspended sentence and a 3yr no access to Australia for using a fake passport? 😅😅😅😅. Are these Australians joking? That type of ofense grants a life time ban, 5yrs jail and immediate deportation shortly after
I'm sure the ban is actually a life time, after five years he will probably be able to apply for a visa which will certainly be denied. however 5 years of jail time in australia is not a good idea, that would be wasting taxpayer's money
I visited Australia from Canada and it wasn't very friendly at the Sydney airport. I get that the reason is because they get many scammers in the country.
I’m a permanent Australian resident with a German passport. They have not once but twice when I was younger suspected my father of trafficking they questioned me in a room about weather he was really my dad ect I laughed at them so bad!
I'm an Australian, born here, of Italian descent. I totally understand why Aussie airport staff are so rude. Foreigners come do this country and act like they can do whatever they want. I remember many years ago I had a shouting argument with two foreign women at Melbourne airport. They were of Chinese appearance with extremely strong Singaporean or Malaysian accents. They verbally abused me, in my own country, they even used the F word before I did. Seriously, behave yourself in my country or F off.
He knows a good bit about north Canberra, like he lived there for a short time on another identity, maybe attending uni or something. Failed out, is now trying again with a new identity.
Haha he must be related to that bogus mayor in Philippines who refuse to remember anything about her childhood. This guy can’t recall his school’s name!
The Philippine bogus Mayor would have been arrested [warrant less arrest) immediately for violations of immigration law. The cause of delays in her arrest could have cause her to escape back to her country of origin.
I lived in aussie for 7 years, went to college for a year, worked in an environement with 80% Asian. I moved back to my native country in 2015, to this day, I still speak english with a slight aussie accent.
Same thing that is widely happening in the Philippines. Currently, the senate is investigating about an ELECTED Mayor (suspected Chinese) and were suspended due to her discovered false identity.
Wow, i dont see any comparison between the 2 countries in the statement. He simply comparing the situation because apparently someone who is a billionaire in the Philippines is under investigation because of her identity and why we should be grateful when they are making an illegal business. 🤓
Any 7-year-old Australian citizen should be able to clearly pronounce: 1. Downer, 2. Darwin, 3. Dickson, 4. Lyneham high school 5. Ledger 6. Woolworths
A few decades ago a young lady from Nashville was the first Viet-American to win the national spelling bee, when she opened her mouth the most stereotypical Tennessee accent you can imagine flowed out. My brain locked for a second because my eyes and ears couldn't reconcile. Kids pick up the accent of their new language very quickly.
I feel this boarder officer! I used to work for the Government of a SEA country and omg... it was crazy how tf (and mostly) mainland chinese obtained birth certificates/passports (always newly issued) from the country. I even interviewed one and it was impossible, he didn't speak the country's language nor English. That's, of course, a red flag!
Let me guess that country....Singapore? Cause pretty sure that there tons of this mainlanders here living like kings and can't even speak or understand simple basic English but expect true-blood Singaporeans to be accustomed to their style and character. You tend to wonder how does these people can acquire the passport of this country if its not for their dirty $$.
My friend was born in Canada, known her since I was 3 and up until we graduated high school she had the thickest Chinese accent. She only visited China once in all that time, yet her younger siblings had no accents at all.
Only Mister Lau had to do was to smoke that magic cigarette. The magic cigarette which has a power to make other people believe every lies he made. Hahaha 😂😂
Well it can easily happen. You can be born in Australia then be raised abroad and come back and still be a citizen. It's not rocket science. As soon as you are born in Australia you have Australian citizenship for life, even if you can't speak a lick of English.
@@FunkyChild718this is incorrect, Australian's citizenship law goes by the jus sanguinis concept, which meas that nationality is acquired by descent, just being born in Australia doesn't grant you citizenship, at least one of your parents has to be either an Australian citizen or a permanent resident for the citizenship to be granted.
This is alarming! In the Philippines there's alot of Chinese suddenly obtain Ph passport. They all have the same story if asked how they obtained their nationality
Why would Chinese want to get a phillipines passport which is a poor country with poor infrastructure? I just don’t get it! Australia USA Canada yes but for God sake Philippines is a poor country! Why would a Chinese want to go there
@@danielli9569 Ask China why it wants to hold the Economic Zone of the Philippines, it means that they see some advantage like the stratigic location. Try to do some research kid.
Darryl gave two different stories for how his passport got wet. One his car window was smashed and broken into. The other he said he accidentally left his window down and it rained in the car. 😮😮😮😮😮. Also, how can they be sure his sister was actually his sister and not setup?
and i mean even if she was his sister she's definitely gonna know what her own brother looks like lol, how is describing what he looks like going to help 😂that phone call was pointless
He's obviously prepped his sister with this ridiculous story. Hilarious that the geniuses in immigration believed this pile of pap. He's probably still here working as a scaffolder or something. Howdy 'daryl' haha
@@alexchan3287maybe he thought it was his first passport and the replacement one doesn’t count as the second since they will both have the same passport number
Many, many people are born in Sweden to MENA parents and speak with such thick accents as adults that normal Swedish people can hardly understand them. I’m not defending the Chinese guy, but sadly in Sweden you don’t need to speak the language or pass any tests to become a citizen…
@@MariaWerner-sf1ef That's so interesting, and in that case, they can't claim Swedish as their native language if they can't speak in the standard way. If they spoke Arabic most of the time growing up, then that doesn't "count" either.
He could be born in Australia, raised in China and come back to Australia as an adult not knowing a lick of English and still be considered a citizen. You don't lose your Australian citizenship after you are born there.
@@xpatzz It might happen years from now, but we already have 2.5 million immigrants (8 million local population, 4.5 million taxpayers) who got in and have their Swedish passports. A lot of them have lived on benefits all their lives, and many are criminals, ruining our country. It’s too late.
@benjijarman The issue is it is difficult to black mark someone whom you don't know who he really is. In theory he could return the following day with his real chinese passport and be granted 3 months tourist visa.
The officers has a very good skill for interviewing this fool. If it’s was me I told him u should be a shame of yourself u r citizens u can’t even spell your school name
This officer deserves his own show !! How he cuts apart their lies and remains calm and professional is stellar.
You mean, he’s doing his job? Let’s be honest, he didn’t solve a quantum physics problem! He merely outed outsmarted a heavy accent Chinese citizen pretending to be Australian hahahaha
I was impressed with him too.
Officers “Have you ever voted in Australia?”
Mark: “What, I don’t understand.”
Yep, Chinese 🤣
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Fact. Chinese citizens dont vote 😅
Hahaha totally China Chinese
😂😂😂😂😂
WHAT? He got charged $1000 and a 3 year exclusion period from Australia? That's all he gets for using a false birth certificate, illegal passport and lying to customs? No wonder people risk it, there's almost no punishment for getting caught!
It is just migration act actually he won’t allow any visa grant for ever
I would have charged them with Conspiracy to commit treason, possibly something from the espionage laws and keep them "oh, you want to live here? be our guest... we will be happy to have you stay here, we will even give you accommodation and security for free"
this was like almost 20 years ago, probs the punishment is way bigger now.
@JokewardRON the agent wouldn't be allowed to question in the manner he did in today's climate.
ffs, cant believe it
The first guy is clearly Australian - that is the most perfect Darwin accent I’ve ever heard
@@ThatOneInTenThousand 🤣🤣
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😂😂😂😂😂
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nop, way easier to understand 'Mark's ' English than someone from the Northern Territory .
That officer was very professional and to the point. He handled this perfectly. Kudos to Australian fellas, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦🇦🇺
born in australia but talks like he has been living 30 years in china
He got his passport two years ago when he turned 18, so he s 20 😂
😂
I would definately agree with you but unfortunately I've known people who are like that legitimately.
They don't interact at school and only speak mandarin at home or with other mandarin speaking friends. Rather than schools helping them they just let them do their own thing.
alimfuzzy. I don’t agree with you. He can’t even barely speak English. I know so many different races that are not from the US but their kids are born here in the US and I can tell you their English is to perfection. This bozo the clown 🤡 is a big liar who doesn't even understand what voting means. This must be your family that's why you're defending him 😂🤣.
@@alimfuzzy I can understand to extend as kids, but when they're adults...it's going to be rough.
🤣🤣🤣pretending to be an Aussie with native chinese accent🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
and strong chinese accent🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅
Alice Guo of the Philiippines.
@@cesd40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣well said🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
the immigration interviewer is actually quite nice, giving them a chance to answer as well
Immigration officer: I dont believe that you were born in Australia, Mr. Lau
Mr. Lau: 我是澳大利亚人
Born in Australia?, he’s English is so bad.
我说的是实话!!
If you grew up in Australia, your accent will be Australian whether you like it or not. His Chinese accent is as thick as the great wall.
If you don't like it you can avoid it.😂
😅
😂😂😂😂
@@dulcemoutinho5820 kids get that accent automatically although we speak first language at home
I know right! I'm a Chinese born in Aus and when people hear me they forget I'm Chinese lol
“Okay Mr. Lau, or Mark.. or whatever.” 😂😂😂
We were all waiting for that moment when he finally loses it
😂😂😂😂
Just call him mate
Lol
I speak both English and Chinese, and I don’t know WTH he says 90% of the time. Salute to the officer!
I have always admired the professionalism of Australian authorities. During my four years of living in Australia, I never encountered any issues with policing or rude immigration officers. Australia is truly one of the friendliest countries to visit.
Yhea bro because their all immigrants themselves 😭😂😂
"Mr Lau, and I'll call you that for the moment, cause I don't know who you really are" 🤣🤣🤣
How old is this video?! That computer is in a museum now!
I was gonna say the same thing
@@Pinay_Prennywell the first guy says he was born in 1979 and was 20, so my guess is 2000.
2004 I think
@@freeeggs3811wait, you really believe the guy when he said he was born in 1979? 😂
@@redshopeweekly he's using the information provided to figure out the year this aired
He should have gotten 20 years for identity fraud and banned for life
😂😂😂...lol...yes..
@@smcdonald9991Darwin of all places lol
@@smcdonald9991He’s Chinese. They cheat as a rule and believe that they’re cleverer than everyone else…
i dont get why people want going to aussie😂😂😂 lol
@@smcdonald9991 : When the consequences are net to nil it's worth the effort to try
Immigration officer handled this very well..
Applause to him.
Poor officer. He must hold so hard the urge to burst out laughing.
He liked a drink when I worked with him. The would memorise details if Australian citizens but not the children's details we caught them that way as well
His passport indicated Australian but he doesn't spell his school😂😂😂
They get plenty of that kind in the Philippines and the US
How did you get your birth certificate? - "FROM MY MOM"🤣🤣🤣
I mean... for that question I wouldn't know what else to say either. My parents got my birth certificate when I was born and later gave it to me.
This made me laugh out aloud!
😂😂😂
“I speak engrish and mandawin”
“You speak English with an accent that I would not normally associate with someone from Australia”
“Uh, I mean, g’day mate! That’s not a noife, this is a noife!”
38 Leager Street, Downer or "tirty eight, like street, dungga" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chinese people are also doing it in the Philippines. A chinese woman fraudulently obtained a birth certificate and a passport which allowed her to run for mayor and won and helped a chinese syndicate run their business in this small town north of Manila. She is currently under investigation by no less than the Philippine Senate.
Absolutely!! The CCP has no shame using people like this. I feel so bad for the people who will suffer as a result of her and that horrible party 😢
EDIT
“ I feel like I should add that I absolutely like being alive. And living too 😀.
This statement is totally absolutely definitely without question 100% a hilarious “joke” Ha. Ha ha. Ha.
That so called mayor guo!!!!!!😡😡
Thousands of Chinese doing this in the Philippines they apply for a late birth certificate make false claims of being philipino pay the money and become citizens so they can buy land run for government office etc unbelievable like this guy can't speak English but says he was born in Australia LOL
ligit b yan pardz??
Alice Guo Guo Gone😂😂😂
Australia law is too nice. The person should be banned for life.
how do you ban someone for life who uses fake identities ? the ban is completely meaningless... obviously.
It why certain nationalities think we are weak and a push over.
@@foff-666 you are very rational, but you need to suggest as well what should be done instead to prevent this fraudsters from landing their feet to Australia, instead of judging only, and send the suggestion to the border control.
Australia has the most strict immigration in the world. They refuse people entry for minor misdemeanors etc.
@@CBe-ot8vuif you are brown, good luck when applying visiting visa to Australia..
I only lived 15 years in Australia and my Australian accent is recognised every time I speak English
swearing like a trucker every 3rd word is not an Australian accent, but I appreciate you embracing our culture like a true champion!
@@SkashTheKitsunewhen did he say he swears all the time?
@@Skyk0409 🤦♂ you apparent need a lot of things explained to you in your life....
The Chinese guy trying to talk like an Aussie is one of the funniest things I've seen. I think the interviewer was just enjoying the show, that's why he kept asking him questions to hear his hilarious Aussie accent.
That's what Philippines is experiencing right now. Too many Chinese holding a bogus passport and one became a
town mayor. When asked what asked what was her business her answer was Piggery. But she drives a Lamborghini.
I was about to comment the same thing about “Alice Gou” case in Philippine
Her accent is so filipino though
ALICE GUO VERSION OF PHILIPPINES
I GUESS CHINA DID THIS GLOBALLY
Because Alice Guo aka Guo Hua Ping grew up in the Philippines but , she was not natural born as she claimed to be.@@Dlxxx159
The first guy his lies are soooo bad its funny af... I cant believe border officers weren't laughing behind the scene
me too hahahahahah omggggggg
He is not Australian at all!!
he's probably a Chinese spy
He should have talked about how he likes to throw prawns on the barbie on weekends and say fair dinkum in Chinese accent 😂
@@harimakenji7608 True Australians never ever throw prawns on a Barbie.
Hats off to immigration officer for his patience and ability to understand mandarin
If Mr Lao is Aussie then I am a native Martian
Welcome to Earth 😅
@@oeliamoya9796 Its batshit crazy here...Where is the manual??
Nice to meet you ,Mr.Martian😂
It's Lau, the Hong Kong equivalent to Liu （劉）
I thought the South Park Chinese accent was just a funny stereotype but this guy sounds exactly the same 😂
The Albanian guy pretending to be Italian, was the best!
What a big scammer…he hardly speaks English and claiming grow up in Australia. Liar!!!
They want to have a English life in Australia.
We've same problem here in the Philippines. Alice Guo even got elected as Mayor. Can't remember any of her childhood, claimed home schooled. Government found out she's Chinese.
if you are together with your native people he wouldnt learn english that much. or can you perfect aborigine ??
@@jhona7568p⁰
@@jhona7568
And these are the people that got caught….Imagine how many people are living in Australia on false ID……Scary…….
Exactly! 🙄🙄😳😳
why "scary" ? who fn cares
@@foff-666 Hey you wanna live next door to an illegal immigrant with false ID and potentially a criminal background...Thats your problem.....
LOTS
@@foff-666 If you wanna live next to a potential criminal with fake ID in Australia then you go ahead.....
the way he tries to say yeah like australians 😂😂
his accent betrayed him,... or
nyeh nyeh 🤣🤣
He's mastered that Aussie Yeah 😂😂
If the guy would be an Australian citizen and they put him in detention this will be elegal.
@@jeanvonbarberode2377 I don't think elegal is a word, I think you mean illegal but you are completely wrong.
Section 189 of the Migration Act 1958: Detention of Unlawful Non-Citizens: Requires that unlawful non-citizens be detained.
This man can face up to 11 years in prison if found guilty according to this:
Section 234 - False or Misleading Statements or Documents:
Section 234(1)(b): A person shall not present, for the purposes of this Act or the regulations, a document that is forged, false, or misleading in a material particular.
Penalties: Imprisonment for 10 years, a fine of 1,000 penalty units, or both.
Section 236 - Offences Related to Entry or Stay:
Section 236(1): A person who is an unlawful non-citizen and has been in Australia for a continuous period of 28 days or more commits an offence.
Penalties: Imprisonment for 12 months, a fine of 60 penalty units, or both.
Only the last guy made it.... And the key takeaway from this episode was " You should always listen to your mother " 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate scammers. Im a resident in australia but grew up in asia. I saved up and worked my way to get my PR accdg to proper processes and policies. Paid my taxes, paid school fees up front and this dude thinks he can just scam his way to keep living in australia
Pinoyk kasi
Asking a Chinese narional if he voted, he doesn't know jackshit of democracy and voting. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thats the best question
😂😂😂😂😂
That is yoir education? Did they teach you logic?
@@tomchen513 Did you vote in General Elections in China? If so, from when does China conduct elections? Is Xi is an elected leader?? 😀
My education is fair enough and doesn't need your certificate.
@@MichaelDoucette-t6l That's my point. He's an illegal entered alien from China and he's encountered with "Election". Do you get the perspective??
@@tomchen513 You're one triggered chinazi. LOL.
Imagine having to deal with this BS everyday. Everyone thinking there smarter than the Customs Agents. What do you do when you don't know who or where they are really from? It truly is a crazy world.
If the Philippines has Alice Guo .. Australia has David Lau 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where did she Guo? 😅😅
A very familiar alibis of a Chinese citizen who illegally entered a country and lived in a farm.
@@Pinay_PrennyI saw her Lee ping over the fence.
As a European when I flew to US I had only one credit card with me and legal papers.
You don't need 10 Credit cards.😂
Seeing those mini cassette tapes and the old box computer brings back fond memories.
No way he lived in Australia for 20 years and still speaks Chinglish
And he looks 40😂
😂🤣😂🤣 . . . and I'm of Chinese heritage 😁
in this day and age, its not strange.
so many rich chinese coming for college and university, and they end up just spending their riches doing anything other than studying… they mingle with other chinese people, speaking mandarin and little to no english. and theyve been staying in melbourne for almost 30 years..they own property and business, they hire people for the business, and they themselves hardly understang english…30 years man
@@masahirukouta21 yeah but he claimed he was born and educated in AU
@@masahirukouta21nah.. that’s only for college. Its harder to pickup the accent or be fluent in a second language later in life.
This man is claiming he was born in Australia. Kids would’ve picked up the Aussie accent from kindergarten lol .
The first one claiming he was born in Australia I just can't 😅. I know some people came to Australia when they're like 7-12 yrs old and grew up speak fluent English with Australian accent.
I think the fact that he even wanted to smoke when he's stressed. Like it's such a specific habit.
True! My friends who came to USA in middle school and lived in Chinatown speaking Chinese never sounds like him. Only people who grew up in China and barely finished school speak like him. My College International chinese student sounds much much much better than him. Even my friend who came to the USA in High school sounds so different and much better than him.
Obviously he is lying. He is a typical “big” kid soiled by his Chinese parents.😂
The immigration Australian agent they’re very very good
How in the world he imagined he could pull this off….
Hao*
I guess that from the viewpoint of a Chinese person his English seems fabulous 😬🫣
I recognised Darryl's accent as South African straight away! LOL!
Love how this officer picked his story apart so smoothly.
Obviously he's experienced at his job and does it well.
😂😂 that cigarette betrayed him, so funny
If he was born in Australia, he would have definitely gone to school in Australia and picked up the Australian accent. There is no way you go through the educational system as a kid and not pick up the Aussie accent.
You act like people who live in Australia don’t ever move back to Asia.
Rose from Blackpink was born in New Zealand, but she moved to South Korea when she was a teenager and is living there since.
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast but she definitely has the accent, this man however does not have even a smidge of an aussie accent
100%
I pursued my tertiary education in Perth for 4 years back in the 90's and till today I still speak english with Australian accent.
Does he swear like a True Blue Aussie,mate?😅
The officer: have you even been prosecuted?
Darrell frm South Africa: It was so long ago, I cant remember
😂 He cant remember if he was prosecuted, but he remembers tha it was 'long ago'
Heard that South African accent a mile away
His documents were issued 4 years apart but the picture is exactly the same 🤣
did you notice he was wearing the same shirt as in the documents photos? he propbably picked up the fake documents the day before
I worked with a girl who had a Mexican accent but couldn't speak Spanish. She picked it up from her family.
I love how these idiots "can't remember" if they had any convictions. Like really buddy???
@@MarcellaVermicelli 🤣very True
$1,000 fine a 5yrs suspended sentence and a 3yr no access to Australia for using a fake passport? 😅😅😅😅. Are these Australians joking? That type of ofense grants a life time ban, 5yrs jail and immediate deportation shortly after
I'm sure the ban is actually a life time, after five years he will probably be able to apply for a visa which will certainly be denied. however 5 years of jail time in australia is not a good idea, that would be wasting taxpayer's money
Do you really want to pay all of that money (a lot of money) to imprison a non-citizen?
@@jhouse9113Exactly. Some people just don't think clearly enough.
Our country sucks
24:15 it's Penny Wong hahahah
He's accent is funny af. Pretending to be an aussie 😂
Haha
Mate
He is an Aussie a bad Chinese mandarins one lol
China
*His accent
From 0:21, I knew it was over for Mr Lau 😂😂😂
I visited Australia from Canada and it wasn't very friendly at the Sydney airport. I get that the reason is because they get many scammers in the country.
Speaking as an Australian-American dual citizen, the worst border force I've ever dealt with is Canadian.
I’m a permanent Australian resident with a German passport. They have not once but twice when I was younger suspected my father of trafficking they questioned me in a room about weather he was really my dad ect I laughed at them so bad!
I'm an Australian, born here, of Italian descent. I totally understand why Aussie airport staff are so rude. Foreigners come do this country and act like they can do whatever they want. I remember many years ago I had a shouting argument with two foreign women at Melbourne airport. They were of Chinese appearance with extremely strong Singaporean or Malaysian accents. They verbally abused me, in my own country, they even used the F word before I did. Seriously, behave yourself in my country or F off.
How did you get birth certificate? 'From My mum'😂
He knows a good bit about north Canberra, like he lived there for a short time on another identity, maybe attending uni or something. Failed out, is now trying again with a new identity.
The Alice Guo of Australia with a thick Chinese accent. Oh these Chinese spies! 😁😁😁😁😁😁
9:57 and he is reading the Chinese book “The Empire of Kang Xi (康熙 he is the greatest emperor of Qing Dynasty)” 😂😂😂
Born in Darwin and speaks with distinct Chinese accent. Believable. Totally believable.
😂
Daolin in Northeastern China sounds about right
"I born in the Darwin"
Put this con in jail
23:26 what is Dr Phill doing there?? 😂😅
Haha he must be related to that bogus mayor in Philippines who refuse to remember anything about her childhood. This guy can’t recall his school’s name!
And Alice or Guo hua ping was home schooled, lumaki daw SA farm 😂..MGA intsik na ito, MGA liars and scammers 😂
The Philippine bogus Mayor would have been arrested [warrant less arrest) immediately for violations of immigration law. The cause of delays in her arrest could have cause her to escape back to her country of origin.
@@ROSARIOgoertzenthe mayor location is no where to be found now.
@@crisdeguzman7669 that was expected she is now gone n missing.
Agreed 💯
I lived in aussie for 7 years, went to college for a year, worked in an environement with 80% Asian. I moved back to my native country in 2015, to this day, I still speak english with a slight aussie accent.
Same thing that is widely happening in the Philippines. Currently, the senate is investigating about an ELECTED Mayor (suspected Chinese) and were suspended due to her discovered false identity.
Communist China?
Lol, don't compare Australia to Philippines mate. If someone actually wants to join the Philippines. U should appreciate them. 😂
Wow, i dont see any comparison between the 2 countries in the statement. He simply comparing the situation because apparently someone who is a billionaire in the Philippines is under investigation because of her identity and why we should be grateful when they are making an illegal business. 🤓
@@SkywalkerXxX Appreciate what ? For being a fraud and doing illegal business in Philippines?
Atleast he didn't claimed to have lived in a farm like Alice hahaha 😅😅😅
I think that computer may be older than me....
This footage is from 2004
That computer ain’t that old I used them back in school in 2008
I like his confidence and outstanding intelligence of the Australian Border Force Officer.
Darryl's accent SCREAMS South Africa😂😂
"Mr Lau, Mark, or whatever..." 💀
Any 7-year-old Australian citizen should be able to clearly pronounce:
1. Downer,
2. Darwin,
3. Dickson,
4. Lyneham high school
5. Ledger
6. Woolworths
Don't forget Ventura Bus and Metro 😊
You should hear the MENA immigrants in Sweden, who are given Swedish passports without any requirements or citizenship or language tests…
Coles as well😃
The last one’s a trick cus any Aussie would just say “Woolies”
@@MariaWerner-sf1ef yeah, not compared to a guy who claims who was born in australia and did all his schooling here.
A few decades ago a young lady from Nashville was the first Viet-American to win the national spelling bee, when she opened her mouth the most stereotypical Tennessee accent you can imagine flowed out. My brain locked for a second because my eyes and ears couldn't reconcile. Kids pick up the accent of their new language very quickly.
His voice is a dead giveaway 😂😂😂
He dealed with this situation very professionally; keep his calm and cross check with other departments to prove his fake identity.
Only 15 months in jail?? If you want to deter anybody in committing same crime, the sentencing time should be at least 10 years.
I feel this boarder officer! I used to work for the Government of a SEA country and omg... it was crazy how tf (and mostly) mainland chinese obtained birth certificates/passports (always newly issued) from the country. I even interviewed one and it was impossible, he didn't speak the country's language nor English. That's, of course, a red flag!
Let me guess that country....Singapore? Cause pretty sure that there tons of this mainlanders here living like kings and can't even speak or understand simple basic English but expect true-blood Singaporeans to be accustomed to their style and character. You tend to wonder how does these people can acquire the passport of this country if its not for their dirty $$.
Even Chinese naturalised to Australia via skilled migration program does’t speak English in this way😅
My friend was born in Canada, known her since I was 3 and up until we graduated high school she had the thickest Chinese accent. She only visited China once in all that time, yet her younger siblings had no accents at all.
He sounds like a South Park character 😂
What surprised me the most is the fact that the immigration officer uses a cathod monitor.
Only Mister Lau had to do was to smoke that magic cigarette. The magic cigarette which has a power to make other people believe every lies he made. Hahaha 😂😂
Wow I never knew people born in Australia speak like that 😂
Now you just found out...
Some other ppl also born in Australia only speak only Chinese. lol...
Well it can easily happen. You can be born in Australia then be raised abroad and come back and still be a citizen. It's not rocket science. As soon as you are born in Australia you have Australian citizenship for life, even if you can't speak a lick of English.
Look up Clinton Jane lol.
@@FunkyChild718this is incorrect, Australian's citizenship law goes by the jus sanguinis concept, which meas that nationality is acquired by descent, just being born in Australia doesn't grant you citizenship, at least one of your parents has to be either an Australian citizen or a permanent resident for the citizenship to be granted.
0:11 so he cannot distinguish Cairns and Darwin 😅😅
😂😂😂
The last video, “you should always believe your mother” was a great advise.
That first customs agent is really chill, Knowing 99.99% sure that he’s lying. I’m guessing he continues to ask questions to get more lies on record.
Ask the first guy what happened on 15th April 1989 in Tiananmen Square 😂
He was shopping in Woolworths before his two thirty dentist appointment
This is alarming! In the Philippines there's alot of Chinese suddenly obtain Ph passport. They all have the same story if asked how they obtained their nationality
Why would Chinese want to get a phillipines passport which is a poor country with poor infrastructure? I just don’t get it! Australia USA Canada yes but for God sake Philippines is a poor country! Why would a Chinese want to go there
@danielli9569 The Philippines has the stratigic location!
@@danielli9569 Ask China why it wants to hold the Economic Zone of the Philippines, it means that they see some advantage like the stratigic location. Try to do some research kid.
Maybe political reason? Or maybe try to hide their money in foreign country
The Philippines is so corrupt immigration officials were selling permanent visas to Chinese for 40,000 usd
There’s no way he 45. He should be placed in jail for 20 years!
This video looks quite old, just look at the computers and telephones they were using, must not be a recent interview😅
The video's from the 90's
2004 or 2005 I think
just because something was uploaded today, doesn't mean it's from today. Use some critical thinking and look at the computers etc in the background.
should be 10 years in jail, $50,000 fine. how do u get people to use fake documents to get passport.
Last one was the biggest con man! He made it into Australia 😆
Darryl gave two different stories for how his passport got wet. One his car window was smashed and broken into. The other he said he accidentally left his window down and it rained in the car. 😮😮😮😮😮. Also, how can they be sure his sister was actually his sister and not setup?
and i mean even if she was his sister she's definitely gonna know what her own brother looks like lol, how is describing what he looks like going to help 😂that phone call was pointless
And he clearly lied about the passport being his first ever passport and then immediately changed his story.
He's obviously prepped his sister with this ridiculous story. Hilarious that the geniuses in immigration believed this pile of pap. He's probably still here working as a scaffolder or something. Howdy 'daryl' haha
@@alexchan3287maybe he thought it was his first passport and the replacement one doesn’t count as the second since they will both have the same passport number
@@saneejagenuine question why do you say “I mean”, instead of just saying what you mean?
I have so much respect for Australia right now,
Not that I don’t have, I have couple aussie friend they’re superrr chill and fun
These episodes are 20 years old
He's the Alice Guo version here in the Philippines.. Always "I don't/can't remember your honor" 😂😂😂😂
they might be related,😂😂😂
Yes, Alice Guo version
26:12 the guy on the right is holding the cup with two hands 😂😂😂
Good job to the customs and immigration office.
Where did he get the guts to pretend he was from AU, the accent is not 1% close to native English speakers. What a shame 😅
Many, many people are born in Sweden to MENA parents and speak with such thick accents as adults that normal Swedish people can hardly understand them. I’m not defending the Chinese guy, but sadly in Sweden you don’t need to speak the language or pass any tests to become a citizen…
@@MariaWerner-sf1ef That's so interesting, and in that case, they can't claim Swedish as their native language if they can't speak in the standard way. If they spoke Arabic most of the time growing up, then that doesn't "count" either.
He could be born in Australia, raised in China and come back to Australia as an adult not knowing a lick of English and still be considered a citizen. You don't lose your Australian citizenship after you are born there.
@@MariaWerner-sf1ef it is proposed to be a law to pass the language test to become Swede
@@xpatzz It might happen years from now, but we already have 2.5 million immigrants (8 million local population, 4.5 million taxpayers) who got in and have their Swedish passports. A lot of them have lived on benefits all their lives, and many are criminals, ruining our country. It’s too late.
Aussies are too nice by giving them 3 years or less for the ban....lol...usa would be life ban...😂😂😂😂
Don't mean that he will get a visa after 3 years, funny he claimed he pay millions in tax LOL
@benjijarman The issue is it is difficult to black mark someone whom you don't know who he really is. In theory he could return the following day with his real chinese passport and be granted 3 months tourist visa.
My mother sold me, you can't travel with this kind of passport, yeah, she was right.
Yeah ,we always right 😂😢😅😊
He sounds like old mate from South Park hahaha
Alice Guo left the group.
This dude did not grow in a farm tho... And Alice has better Filipino accent than this dumb dude 😂
Hehehe
She's no where to be found. Where did she Guo?
The officers has a very good skill for interviewing this fool. If it’s was me I told him u should be a shame of yourself u r citizens u can’t even spell your school name
They are professional immigration officers not involving personal/ emotional judgements.