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  • @natural20_
    @natural20_ 4 роки тому +4211

    Mark "is that a gun? Bob is that a gun"
    Bob " wait wait let me check" *points camera at Mark*

  • @kingscorpion7346
    @kingscorpion7346 4 роки тому +6790

    as funny as everyone is individually, compounded when you're all playing together, Bob's laughter still gets me every time.

    • @random.mp4164
      @random.mp4164 4 роки тому +125

      Bob's laugh just makes you want to laugh with him

    • @bluev5281
      @bluev5281 4 роки тому +18

      Teamwork makes the dreamwork lol. I like their mutliplayer games best

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya 4 роки тому +18

      When Bob laughs everyone joins in

    • @MrMatt-ls3pn
      @MrMatt-ls3pn 4 роки тому +22

      I love Bob's laugh whenever if Mark, Jack or Wade do stupid shit or say something really funny 😂😂

    • @block2533
      @block2533 4 роки тому +8

      I think I’ve subconsciously mimicked his laughter

  • @miepkiritsun8338
    @miepkiritsun8338 4 роки тому +5056

    Mark: “Oh god I kicked the hell out of that dog”
    Chica: *wagging stops*

    • @user-ek7rv4tl3q
      @user-ek7rv4tl3q 4 роки тому +52

      And the she becomes sans

    • @dinoaurus1
      @dinoaurus1 4 роки тому +83

      "Incase of door blockage, just remember to kick the f*cker"

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 4 роки тому +8

      Here we go again...

    • @justtheweirdo
      @justtheweirdo 3 роки тому +23

      Chica: whatdidhesayyyyy😦😦😦

    • @asrielgaming57
      @asrielgaming57 2 роки тому

      awh poor baby

  • @Penrose428
    @Penrose428 4 роки тому +3941

    Sean: "Is there friendly fire??"
    *Immediately swings at Wade*

  • @unusannusmementomori6354
    @unusannusmementomori6354 4 роки тому +4648

    “Betraying each other ourselves apart together”
    Yes, this is big brain time

    • @georgelefebvre4957
      @georgelefebvre4957 4 роки тому +84

      you know its going to be a good video when they say that at the beginning

    • @jugulle6244
      @jugulle6244 4 роки тому +9

      stonks

    • @shigeminotoge4514
      @shigeminotoge4514 4 роки тому +79

      Goes along with the video description:
      "Nothing brings everything together in tearing ourselves apart like a united front to divide our team of separatists. Resident Evil Resistances gives us all the chances we never had before to have no chance in surviving as we plot the demise of our uncooperative elements."

    • @multifandomtrash6560
      @multifandomtrash6560 4 роки тому +25

      @@shigeminotoge4514 makes complete and total sense to me

    • @1800taylorswift
      @1800taylorswift 4 роки тому +14

      UA-cam Sucks it took me a million times to read the title, and i still feel like i’m having a seizure reading it

  • @wintertimber1749
    @wintertimber1749 4 роки тому +1012

    Mark: You think we're trapped with you?
    Bob: (Grabs Jack by the head)
    Jack: (Screaming)
    Mark: *Uh oh*

  • @nurfskrma5748
    @nurfskrma5748 4 роки тому +1042

    At first, I thought the title was written during a stroke, but after witnessing the titan of a man who called Tyrone, I realized it was just Tyrone's advanced language.

  • @parkerhael9704
    @parkerhael9704 4 роки тому +3315

    Each person as Mastermind:
    Bob- "I dont know what I'm doing."
    Jack- *evil giggling*
    Wade- *sarcastically* "Oh oh no, you beat me. Oh no."
    Mark- "I'm so sorry. Wow you guys are so good. Oh no I'm sorry."

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 4 роки тому +138

      It was so sweet how much Mark wanted to be fair 💖

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 роки тому +281

      Imagine a psychotic killing AI or a Terminator that slaughters people while compulsively apologizing and applauding the people's attempts to survive.

    • @owenbridgers
      @owenbridgers 4 роки тому +129

      @@wjzav1971 That would actually be a lot scarier

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 4 роки тому +111

      You forgot about "I'm proud of you"

    • @idonthackwym3814
      @idonthackwym3814 4 роки тому +8

      Maddie Clugston thank god we have captions

  • @akiratoro840
    @akiratoro840 4 роки тому +3737

    Alright I'm just gonna say it, this is just a R rated Scooby Doo episode.

    • @sunnygae3589
      @sunnygae3589 4 роки тому +55

      Where is the lie

    • @marrowrival4582
      @marrowrival4582 4 роки тому +17

      Amen

    • @Nico-rz1zd
      @Nico-rz1zd 4 роки тому +62

      Scooby Doo meets crack and the grim reaper meets freaking UNDEAD THINGS. Perfect concoction for the most amazing rated R movie EVER.

    • @nqueen7152
      @nqueen7152 4 роки тому +1

      Frfr

    • @wengramos
      @wengramos 4 роки тому +1

      well you're not wrong

  • @parpella3487
    @parpella3487 4 роки тому +950

    "BETRAYING EACH OTHER OURSELVES APART TOGETHER"
    "in this episode, wade betrays his friends"
    There's a lot of betrayal recently..

    • @tempeperoni
      @tempeperoni 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah lmao

    • @Deeeeer
      @Deeeeer 4 роки тому +7

      Weren’t lying when they said they would bring someone new for wade

    • @Yormangandyr
      @Yormangandyr 4 роки тому +5

      Wait till u get to uno...

    • @redxyclone332
      @redxyclone332 4 роки тому +4

      Hasn't there always been betrayal?

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 4 роки тому +2

      "In sumary, I blame Wade." (Description)
      Specifically Wade.

  • @krispykrushems
    @krispykrushems 4 роки тому +1691

    There seems to be a theme of everyone betraying each other in these videos..

    • @krispykrushems
      @krispykrushems 4 роки тому +9

      Hayden Rose I wouldn’t be surprised if they start betraying each other in real life soon.

    • @miumoon4635
      @miumoon4635 4 роки тому +2

      This is really weird since I've been playing this game you need alot of teamwork 😂

    • @DarkRayos
      @DarkRayos 4 роки тому +1

      The cycle continues....

    • @Feu2032
      @Feu2032 4 роки тому +1

      @WillFanofMany What do you mean?

    • @n2da9
      @n2da9 4 роки тому +1

      Going Marked member

  • @Bunkitia
    @Bunkitia 4 роки тому +3320

    It's so heartwarming when Markiplier started encouraging his friends even though he was the mastermind. "I feel like you did great! [...] Good job ! [...] I threw so much at you but you guys survived! Very proud! Very proud!" with a genuine warmth in his voice too! It was so cute and nice to hear!

    • @4yer4
      @4yer4 4 роки тому +44

      yeah, it was so sweet :')

    • @cordeliesuermann1987
      @cordeliesuermann1987 4 роки тому +16

      Mark: “Oh god I kicked the hell out of that dog”
      Chica: wagging stops

    • @mihanni2214
      @mihanni2214 4 роки тому +61

      @@cordeliesuermann1987 Stolen comment

    • @theantkingdom4991
      @theantkingdom4991 4 роки тому +8

      @krabbieassie stolen comment

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 3 роки тому +6

      My heart got so warmed about that it was super nice to hear. I wish he were my dad

  • @gogymuffin3896
    @gogymuffin3896 4 роки тому +4356

    I had to read the title a few times to make sure I wasn’t having a stroke

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +4116

    So they say the reason they weren't playing Tyrone before is because of booty shorts. Does that mean that if Tyrone had booty shorts, he would be truly unstoppable?

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 роки тому +211

      Obviously.

    • @MsPuffykinz
      @MsPuffykinz 4 роки тому +146

      Firock Finion yes... yes it does. And if he had either boobs or a baby face, he would be super saiyan.

    • @krispykrushems
      @krispykrushems 4 роки тому +64

      Are you insane? Of course!

    • @kayeldee1
      @kayeldee1 4 роки тому +63

      Your big brain is showing...

    • @BamesNondHavingStronk
      @BamesNondHavingStronk 4 роки тому +33

      He would be dummy thicc doe, no homo

  • @adamball6
    @adamball6 4 роки тому +924

    I swear, if "Let Tyrone handle this!" (59:01) doesn't become some sort of meme, I will be disappointed.

  • @oonaghmaxwell6911
    @oonaghmaxwell6911 4 роки тому +1987

    "let Tyron handle this"
    Immediately gets blown up

    • @Cpt_Corsair
      @Cpt_Corsair 3 роки тому +61

      The thing is, Sean triggered the explosive by not letting Tyrone handle it.

    • @mcjax101
      @mcjax101 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly

    • @siofraleonard1728
      @siofraleonard1728 2 роки тому +1

      *Tyrone*

    • @Ultrakilltree
      @Ultrakilltree 2 роки тому +1

      @@siofraleonard1728 *tyrone*

  • @zacharystearns3022
    @zacharystearns3022 4 роки тому +800

    Tyrone was the best character, his entire dialogue was “Hulk Speech”, as I will now call it

  • @DepressyDuck
    @DepressyDuck 4 роки тому +544

    Mark: *Sees landmine*
    Mark: *Bashes it with a baseball bat*

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 4 роки тому +852

    Wade: Trying his best to contribute- and ends up doing a lot (Lawful Neutral)
    Mark: Trying to be MVP and keep his cool (Chaotic Good)
    Sean: Trying to keep the team together and moving (Neutral Good)
    Bob: Trying to win at all costs, no matter the sacrifice (Neutral Evil-Chaotic Evil)

    • @wiawaysb
      @wiawaysb 4 роки тому +10

      how is mark keeping his cool and trying to be mvp chaotic

    • @AJayvern
      @AJayvern 4 роки тому +8

      I’m a bob but I also kill my teammates when they are being useless/hindering the team (ifI can)

    • @ryuudrazyl4588
      @ryuudrazyl4588 4 роки тому +1

      Chaotic neutral

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 4 роки тому +1

      wiawaysb It’s just the rough alignment I could come up with for him based on the video.

    • @erikhaugan
      @erikhaugan 4 роки тому +1

      Are these fgo servant ideas or something?

  • @TheWolfDawg
    @TheWolfDawg 4 роки тому +313

    “There’s no saferooms? That’s not very safe!”
    -Mark 2020

  • @ethantaylor1866
    @ethantaylor1866 4 роки тому +127

    Mark: *Picks up Spark Shot* I don't know what this gun is.
    Claire: *Sad RE2 noises*

  • @emilynightray
    @emilynightray 4 роки тому +3414

    "I'm Becca which is like the male version of Chad." I'm pretty sure Chad is the male version of Chad.

  • @psiimoth
    @psiimoth 4 роки тому +684

    “Why’d that guy _die?”_
    “... cause I shot him.”

  • @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
    @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 4 роки тому +43

    16:50 That Was The Most Flawless Dodge I Ever Saw

  • @ChaosColl3ction
    @ChaosColl3ction 4 роки тому +2212

    Sean: “I have increased fist damage, so prepare to get fisted” Mark: “What?”

    • @creepierlilly3058
      @creepierlilly3058 4 роки тому +45

      That’s so kinky

    • @Arsonire
      @Arsonire 4 роки тому +55

      *tHaT's sO KiNkY*

    • @hallis7482
      @hallis7482 4 роки тому +22

      i read this as it was said

    • @eggiene
      @eggiene 4 роки тому +2

      what was the time that sean said it?

    • @Scizzors512
      @Scizzors512 4 роки тому +3

      @@eggiene 0:26

  • @theKJgame
    @theKJgame 4 роки тому +416

    "I got a big eye shoulder and a big juicy arm."
    - Bob 2020

  • @sheevpalpatine4437
    @sheevpalpatine4437 4 роки тому +232

    Markimoo: "TYRONE HANDLE!"
    *dies within 5 seconds

  • @CassySida
    @CassySida 4 роки тому +4692

    every 5 seconds
    "we don't have four players"
    "we need a fourth player"
    "I see how you really need four players"
    Ethan: ...hey guys can I join?

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 4 роки тому +175

      Nope! Bad idea! Remember he's ZombEthan, now! He'd be on Birkin's side no matter who's team he's on! They go Zombowling together!

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +88

      Rivkah Song I believe that’s only on Monday’s. Or was it Tuesdays?

    • @TiaPotato
      @TiaPotato 4 роки тому +12

      OMG

    • @superitgel1
      @superitgel1 4 роки тому +36

      Pewds should have been the 4th player :D

    • @Rome0313
      @Rome0313 4 роки тому +6

      THAT WOULD BE CHEATING

  • @kaceyjohnson4440
    @kaceyjohnson4440 3 роки тому +215

    Sean: "is there friendly fire on"
    *zooms in on Sean beating the fuck out of Wade*

  • @DavrenHelsmere
    @DavrenHelsmere 4 роки тому +527

    I just want to imagine that despite Tyrone talking in the like a meathead, he's actually very smart and was in college for a Master's Degree (before the Zombie outbreak). That's just how he wants to roll, and I love that idea.

    • @luxsorienstein
      @luxsorienstein 4 роки тому +43

      I am now adopting this mentality to my own

    • @Hectorlo
      @Hectorlo 4 роки тому +18

      He was a firefighter or something like that.

    • @dudemanbrogwyn1710
      @dudemanbrogwyn1710 4 роки тому +9

      I feel like this is not so much imagination as much it could be actual fact 😅😂

    • @Wulf-sq9zw
      @Wulf-sq9zw 4 роки тому +47

      He probably has a masters degree in applied physics, seeing as how he constantly applies physics to solve any problem.

    • @ryndoesathing4183
      @ryndoesathing4183 4 роки тому +54

      Ah, a dumbass by choice
      My kind of man

  • @blakecollins3859
    @blakecollins3859 4 роки тому +200

    Any action:
    Mark: "Let Tyrone handle this!!!!!!"

  • @brojoe5326
    @brojoe5326 2 роки тому +20

    Moments like 16:50 is why you’re thankful that you’re recording all of that.

  • @Asteel94231
    @Asteel94231 4 роки тому +812

    "Female chad" can have unlimited ammo for short time with her ultimate, also with that in mind giving her a rocket launcher is a good call.

    • @Paradox_Edge
      @Paradox_Edge 4 роки тому +36

      Tbf the reload time is probably only gonna let you shoot maybe 3 rockets before the ability ends. Still a decent last stand ability though.

    • @EmittieMitt
      @EmittieMitt 4 роки тому +1

      alex stewart - hey! i like your profile pic! Reminds me of my illuminati friend. Also has triangle in eye!

    • @Rex_Slade
      @Rex_Slade 4 роки тому +1

      Oh shit that's true. Zombs and gonna stand a chance

  • @thepringleman_
    @thepringleman_ 4 роки тому +59

    2:17 "your continued efforts only place humanity in greater danger" yeah I'd say that's about right with this particular bunch.

  • @pokemasterzelda8291
    @pokemasterzelda8291 2 роки тому +34

    Love how Mark made Tyrone's whole entire thing just Confident Jock

  • @Abdomonther
    @Abdomonther 4 роки тому +149

    Description: In summary i blame Wade
    Me: It seems nothing has changed

  • @theDarkFey
    @theDarkFey 4 роки тому +476

    The title/description reminds me that old paradox poem thingy:
    One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight
    Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other
    A deaf policeman heard the noise and rushed to shoot those two dead Boys
    And if you don't believe my story is true, ask the blind man on the corner...he saw it too
    (thats not all of it but the main part)

    • @armaanahmad6504
      @armaanahmad6504 4 роки тому +24

      theDarkFey That’s some wack sh*t u be telling

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 4 роки тому +7

      For some reason, your username makes it all make sense.

    • @Speeplonk
      @Speeplonk 4 роки тому +18

      theDarkFey One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead kings got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their bows and stabbed themselves! -Cadwell

    • @anxiousmess1787
      @anxiousmess1787 4 роки тому +7

      What was it called?

    • @channelmeme7122
      @channelmeme7122 4 роки тому +22

      "One fine day, in the middle of the night," means it's currently midnight.
      "Two dead boys got up to fight" means they're zombies.
      "Back to back, they faced each other," means their heads are backwards.
      "Drew their swords, and shot each other." means they threw their swords at each other.
      "A deaf policeman heard the noise," means he saw it, and imagined the noise.
      "And rushed to shoot those two dead boys." That means he was killing the zombies, who were a threat to the town.
      "And if you don't believe my story is true, ask the blind man in the corner...he saw it too." That means he heard it, and imagined the scene.
      Honestly just common sense.

  • @malikjarrah9075
    @malikjarrah9075 4 роки тому +252

    Mark:”Sean’s a strong boy”
    Sean:sees a zombie
    Also Sean : “Ahhhhhhhhh”

  • @ItsDanikaFaith
    @ItsDanikaFaith 4 роки тому +278

    BETRAYING EACH OTHER OUR SELVES APART TOGETHER.
    Me: That sounds about right like them

    • @taniachapman3643
      @taniachapman3643 4 роки тому +1

      Yes indeed we they good sounding very no say. 😊

  • @fierceblade1014
    @fierceblade1014 4 роки тому +79

    Resident Evil 2: My bones
    Resident Evil 3: My ribs
    Resident Evil Resistance: My brain

  • @LuxAeterna22878
    @LuxAeterna22878 3 роки тому +30

    I always love games where the evil villain behind everything is alarmingly disorganized and confused.

  • @ThatAdagio
    @ThatAdagio 4 роки тому +295

    No one:
    Mark whenever he plays resident evil game: *"mY b0neS"*

  • @livmitchell1080
    @livmitchell1080 4 роки тому +188

    Jack: "ITS BOBMIE"
    Me wondering what else goes on in Jack's mind

    • @babymama914life
      @babymama914life 4 роки тому +11

      Jack called him Bombie (A Bob Zombie) lol

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 роки тому +7

      My mind went to explosive Bambi.
      Honestly, I have no idea why.

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 4 роки тому +1

      Why didn't they just say *Bob Zombie* you know, like *Rob Zombie*

  • @rh3medy
    @rh3medy 3 роки тому +84

    I wish more people played this game, and also wish Capcom remembered they made it

    • @krusifier
      @krusifier 3 роки тому +7

      What they should do is use reverse as a gane to test out new bio weapons for resistance cause that would be cool

    • @rh3medy
      @rh3medy 3 роки тому +2

      @@krusifier 100% agree🤝🏼

    • @SirPippintheNotsoSmart
      @SirPippintheNotsoSmart Рік тому +4

      It's dead because the mastermind can unfortunately spam enemies at entryways and trap survivors cheesing them. I'm glad but sad it's dead. It would've been nice if we had another Outbreak to be honest.

    • @rh3medy
      @rh3medy Рік тому +3

      @@SirPippintheNotsoSmart it'd be nice if they added some of these characters into an outbreak remake, with some new modes akin to this game and a mercenaries mode, or combined these games into one

    • @SirPippintheNotsoSmart
      @SirPippintheNotsoSmart Рік тому

      @@rh3medy agreed!

  • @snakecharmer9072
    @snakecharmer9072 4 роки тому +228

    Mark and Jack: has a gun
    Mark: ima stab em
    Jack: so I just started swonging

  • @madeliner1682
    @madeliner1682 4 роки тому +272

    Tyrone protecc
    Tyrone attacc
    But most importantly,
    he give zombies a smacc

    • @Haunted_Djinn
      @Haunted_Djinn 4 роки тому

      And yet, our comments are just enough different to be original...

    • @omereskici9637
      @omereskici9637 4 роки тому

      @@Haunted_Djinn you go boomeracc

    • @ymirtheripper6755
      @ymirtheripper6755 4 роки тому +2

      was waiting for the He is black

  • @grygoriiovsianikov6671
    @grygoriiovsianikov6671 Рік тому +11

    Bob’s laughter
    Mark’s humor
    Sean’s screams
    and Wade’s existence
    all work so well when together in one video. God, never break up this squad!

  • @bloodmoonlps
    @bloodmoonlps 4 роки тому +81

    Jack is a good mastermind because he doesn't care too much about strategy, he just destroys.

  • @nayanbhatia5192
    @nayanbhatia5192 4 роки тому +56

    40:34
    Jack: Don't forget to stock up on grenades and stuff
    Bob: dAhDoHdOoGeN

  • @humbled87
    @humbled87 4 роки тому +134

    Girl: I might be able to see something!
    Mark: "I mIgHt BE abLe To SEe sOMEThINg."
    (10:01 btw)

  • @infamousj4040
    @infamousj4040 4 роки тому +36

    We need to see more of the team together during this difficult time. And I hope everyones staying safe.

    • @zaydear2461
      @zaydear2461 4 роки тому +3

      So true their videos together are some of the best!!

    • @scarxmcgee7491
      @scarxmcgee7491 4 роки тому

      Isiah Fresh yos

    • @bryannovelo5343
      @bryannovelo5343 4 роки тому

      They stream every tuesday btw. This was from last week. He hasn't uploaded any of the streams from earlier this month.

  • @leosydlik2278
    @leosydlik2278 4 роки тому +287

    Every time resident evil is uploaded: I remember “My Ribs”

  • @Old_meemato
    @Old_meemato 4 роки тому +44

    28:01
    Mark: *mocks his character, immediately gets a zombie chasing him*
    28:07
    Jack: *pegs it out of the room, abandoning Mark, betrayal evident in his run* SPEED IS KEY!

  • @_moisty_7152
    @_moisty_7152 4 роки тому +257

    Any one else remember when everyone’s face use to actually be on the screen?
    Like mark on the top left,
    Jack on the top right
    Bob on the bottom left
    And Wade on the bottom right
    ((Probably have wade and bob mixed up but I remember it like that 😬😬))

    • @theresagalvosXD
      @theresagalvosXD 4 роки тому +25

      i though it was mark on top left, wade on top right, sean on the bottom left, and bob on the bottom right

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 роки тому +2

      @@theresagalvosXD certainly Mark and Wade on top (left and right, respectively) but I think Bob was in the bottom left under Mark and Jack under Wade.
      Top left - Mark
      Top right - Wade
      Bottom left - Bob
      Bottom right - Jack
      I might be wrong about Bob and Jack, but certainly Mark and Wade were on the top.

    • @re--dacted
      @re--dacted 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, and I'm super glad they don't do it anymore.

    • @_moisty_7152
      @_moisty_7152 4 роки тому +1

      free churro your probably right actually, but then again I remembered that from memory:)

    • @torakunoichi
      @torakunoichi 4 роки тому +4

      Cameron Don jack was always bottom left
      Mark-tl
      Wade-tr
      Bob-br
      Jack-bl

  • @mackenziepoulson3008
    @mackenziepoulson3008 4 роки тому +184

    Instead of trying to get Norbert Moses to a million subscribers, we should be trying to get bob to a million subscribers.

    • @thedeadking8499
      @thedeadking8499 4 роки тому +4

      Mackenzie Poulson how is he not lol

    • @sanguineregis5354
      @sanguineregis5354 4 роки тому +2

      You say that like we cant do both

    • @falsetone5983
      @falsetone5983 4 роки тому

      Except Norbert Moses is already dead.

    • @nathanconroy8432
      @nathanconroy8432 4 роки тому

      I don't think Bob has uploaded to UA-cam in months. He pretty much focuses on streaming so whenever they are streaming together Mark plugs Bob's stream hard

  • @AleronWolf
    @AleronWolf 4 роки тому +31

    Mark didn't say once "I can't see without my glasses". Shame. He's like playing as modern version of Velma.

  • @MannyMulattoPlays
    @MannyMulattoPlays 4 роки тому +173

    Absolutely no one at all:
    Mark: TYYYYYRRRROOOOONE!!!!

    • @Rex_Slade
      @Rex_Slade 4 роки тому +4

      Counterpoint TYRONE KICK

  • @thehauntingofnorthcarolina296
    @thehauntingofnorthcarolina296 4 роки тому +67

    Mark:"throw a flash,throw a grenade,throw something!"
    Me:throw wade!

  • @brookg3244
    @brookg3244 4 роки тому +124

    Mark: ah dogs! you can't shoot them when they're gold?
    Jack: Golden dogs
    Mark: Yes Golden puppies
    Me: Chica? Henry?

  • @m.bukhori2304
    @m.bukhori2304 4 роки тому +313

    Bob: "I'm massacring dogs"
    Mark: "THAT'S AWESOME"

  • @liminal_spaces456
    @liminal_spaces456 4 роки тому +101

    Sean: "OHHH BIG BOY! BIG BOY! BIG BOY! BILLIAM BIRKUS!"
    Mark: "Big boy? Oh, that's not good."

  • @realpaintblank
    @realpaintblank 4 роки тому +6

    4:04
    Jack *manly attempt sounds with door*
    Not even a second later: *screams like a little lassie*

  • @wierdoben14
    @wierdoben14 4 роки тому +180

    Nobody:
    Sean: GET READY TO GET FISTED

  • @salvadortoscano2534
    @salvadortoscano2534 4 роки тому +35

    With all of Mark's voices, I'm surprised we haven't seen a D&D campaign with him as a player xD

  • @joebykaeby
    @joebykaeby 4 роки тому +71

    All this talk about how it's so hard without a party of four, and I'm just like... who's got five whole friends?

    • @thestrangemusician168
      @thestrangemusician168 2 роки тому +2

      You only need four whole friends, plus you, to make a group of five.
      I still don’t know that I have four friends, but hey it’s one easier than 5.

  • @arctikv2246
    @arctikv2246 4 роки тому +37

    “Is that a gun?” “I don’t know let me see if it’s a gun”

  • @Haunted_Djinn
    @Haunted_Djinn 4 роки тому +8

    28:06
    Jack just says, “speed is key”
    Runs out the door,
    And abandons mark
    Oml
    Why is this literally my friends

  • @jackmeer
    @jackmeer 4 роки тому +98

    “Betraying each other ourselves apart together”
    Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

  • @gigglyobi-wankenobi9582
    @gigglyobi-wankenobi9582 4 роки тому +105

    title: betraying each other ourselves apart together
    my dyslexic brain: *confused noises* wh- ??

    • @InsomniacStephens141
      @InsomniacStephens141 4 роки тому +9

      Literally. I think he came up with a different title mid way through naming the episode and probably just forgot to change the start of the title or something?

    • @creepierlilly3058
      @creepierlilly3058 4 роки тому +3

      I’m just as confused as you

    • @homegrownalligator7136
      @homegrownalligator7136 4 роки тому +4

      Read the description, Markiplier definitely had a stroke

  • @Wasted1249
    @Wasted1249 4 роки тому +63

    Literally no one :
    Mark : LET TYRONE HANDLE THIS!!!!!

  • @kaitlyndoucet2151
    @kaitlyndoucet2151 3 роки тому +26

    Mark: hits land mine with a bat.
    Land mine explodes.
    Mark: *Do not hit the land mines!*
    Me: what do you think stepping is?

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 4 роки тому +188

    "I'm going to comment about the title giving me a stroke, ahaha."
    *checks comments*
    "The concepts of originality and being unique are dead."

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 4 роки тому +2

      Basically. I always have to google ideas I have, just to make sure it doesn't already exist.

  • @mihowmiwho2477
    @mihowmiwho2477 4 роки тому +60

    Nobody gonna talk about the fact mark still has his pillow fort up ?

    • @taniachapman3643
      @taniachapman3643 4 роки тому +2

      No, no one will talk.

    • @TheMento98
      @TheMento98 4 роки тому

      What's there to talk about? He records multiple videos in one day. This footage is probably a week old.

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheMento98 It's been in a whole lot more videos than are from the same day, even Ethan pointed out that it's still up and visible in the background of Unus Annus vids. People just find it funny :)

    • @James-nu6rq
      @James-nu6rq 4 роки тому +1

      This video is from a stream on Twitch from last Tuesday. He streamed again yesterday and the pillow fort was no longer there. 3 Peens in A Pod podcast every Tuesday

    • @Gondarth
      @Gondarth 4 роки тому +1

      Hey... Don't speak ill of pillow forts.

  • @angiewu8294
    @angiewu8294 4 роки тому +2

    for some reason 14:19 where they just force a giant zombie monster to go down with the lift cracks me up everytime AND THEN THE MONSTER FIGURES OUT BUTTONS AND COMES BACK UP AJDHFH

    • @Mr.big_man
      @Mr.big_man 4 роки тому

      Yeah it was pretty funny

  • @cyrilyorns1916
    @cyrilyorns1916 4 роки тому +44

    We go from "MY RIBS" to "MY TINY SHOULDER BONEZ"

  • @bloodmoonlps
    @bloodmoonlps 4 роки тому +38

    Nobody :
    The mouse in this game : p-please be gentle, I'm s-sensitive!

  • @frenchbaguette858
    @frenchbaguette858 4 роки тому +165

    Jack: Is that how Tyrone talks?
    Mark: *intentionally changes voice*
    Me: Wtf is going on here?

    • @BrokenDesktop21
      @BrokenDesktop21 4 роки тому +7

      Idk it kinda bothered me

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 4 роки тому +10

      @@BrokenDesktop21
      Christ you guys are sensitive

    • @walliluvr
      @walliluvr 4 роки тому +2

      @@grim_56 what I thought too lmfaoaoa

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 4 роки тому +5

      @@BrokenDesktop21 why? What about it bothered you?

    • @JUP1TER.
      @JUP1TER. 3 роки тому

      @@BrokenDesktop21 ?????

  • @Words2000
    @Words2000 4 роки тому +118

    Mark: "We are betraying each other"
    Sean: *That's not virgin!*

  • @theloshadow5574
    @theloshadow5574 4 роки тому +22

    When Mark was playing Tyrone it felt like he was being The Man looking for the Blacksmith. Not gonna lie. XD

  • @Jay-Gruener
    @Jay-Gruener 11 місяців тому +8

    3 years later and I still laugh at
    KILL ME!
    * faint gunshot*
    THAT'S NOT ME!

  • @Jpanda2420
    @Jpanda2420 4 роки тому +259

    I came up with a cheer for Tyrone:
    Tyrone swings!
    Tyrone screams!
    Tyrone kicks!
    Tyrone Beats Dog with stick!

  • @devyl3057
    @devyl3057 4 роки тому +48

    Wade: I'm Becca!
    Me, who's name is Becca: Intresting, intresting

    • @jdel1538
      @jdel1538 4 роки тому +2

      Beck anallly

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 4 роки тому +1

      @@jdel1538 my last name is McAnally (pronounced- Mac uh nal lee)

  • @user-wu2rb3bq6i
    @user-wu2rb3bq6i 4 роки тому +8

    35:55 That was the biggest brain strat I've seen all day.

  • @N_illust
    @N_illust 4 роки тому +22

    No one: ( interesting )
    Mark: in summary, I blame Wade.

  • @undercomic1764
    @undercomic1764 4 роки тому +34

    Lixian if you see this YOUR EDITING SKILLS ARE AMZING really inspirational!
    and mark good game playing and your both real amazing in my eyes!
    Amazing editing amazing game playing amazing Comedy it’s all just a peace of art in EVERY VIDEO thank you for keeping me smiling and laughing every video both of you! Stay safe

  • @NexGenSaiyan21
    @NexGenSaiyan21 2 роки тому +10

    7:06
    Wade: Help me!
    Bob: Kill me!

  • @MagnusGPTs
    @MagnusGPTs 4 роки тому +109

    “Can i be the *C H A D* “

  • @maynoryanes
    @maynoryanes 4 роки тому +33

    Sean running behind a zombie thats approaching mark: "Speed is key"

  • @nicolehippo5012
    @nicolehippo5012 4 роки тому +57

    Thank you mark for cheering me up. I know you’ll probably never read this, but I’m in the middle of a Crohn’s disease flare up and your videos never fail to make me laugh. Thank you so much

  • @adoriwi
    @adoriwi 4 роки тому +54

    I want the people who say first in the comments to do a fight to the death, then we’ll see who really is first.

    • @BamesNondHavingStronk
      @BamesNondHavingStronk 4 роки тому +4

      But wouldn't the person to die first be first? Because the last one alive would be last... Wait a min-

    • @LegendaryLunacy
      @LegendaryLunacy 4 роки тому +2

      @@BamesNondHavingStronk *stabs self*

    • @yourmomgae420
      @yourmomgae420 4 роки тому

      just say E.

    • @justinmmos7219
      @justinmmos7219 4 роки тому +1

      @@BamesNondHavingStronk that’s some big brain you got there

  • @Adeptroid
    @Adeptroid 4 роки тому +23

    Albert Wesker: So much betrayal......you boys make me proud.

  • @kunz5687
    @kunz5687 2 роки тому +20

    Random quotes because why not:
    "If you find a raccoon I got it's...ass."
    "Wait, let me see if it's a gun" *points it straight at mark*
    "Oh, I can heal you. Oh, nevermind not yet, go away I don't like you."
    Okay I quit halfway enjoy this I guess

  • @waleedshamsi9031
    @waleedshamsi9031 4 роки тому +53

    Wade: "I am becca the male version of chad in Friday 13"
    Me: BECCA IS A male!?

  • @yassinkhadraoui5894
    @yassinkhadraoui5894 4 роки тому +12

    A caracter : '' crouching ''
    Sean : I just got a sweet ass shot

  • @SoSa506
    @SoSa506 4 роки тому +9

    I love how everyone is describing g birkin, or William birkin, while I’m over here like “I know all this I’ve played every RE in between 2 and 7”

  • @colinmassah9906
    @colinmassah9906 4 роки тому +5

    The title of this video is what test questions look like when you don't know the answer. Love your channel, Mark!

  • @brandonrutkowski6775
    @brandonrutkowski6775 4 роки тому +10

    40:15 You ok there Bob...
    wanna talk about it?

  • @chrisgusky7039
    @chrisgusky7039 4 роки тому +4

    Bob at that moment was my spirit animal just entering a in a blind rage flailing around.

  • @capnkate4505
    @capnkate4505 4 роки тому +35

    “Bombie” this is what I needed in quarantine

    • @anxiousmess1787
      @anxiousmess1787 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh Forest it sounds like a messed up version of bambi

  • @Misstwistedbliss_alexawwe
    @Misstwistedbliss_alexawwe 4 роки тому +47

    Nobody Literally Nobody:
    **Mark: Get Ready To Be Slayed By The King!!**
    **Also Mark: Ahhh My Bones!! My Tiny Bones!!**