Him: **reads the comment* hehe... Also him: **wears his doctor suit with hanger caught up and hangs himself on the the doorknob(not the Sayori way)** the doctor is in~~
This reminds me too much of the game ‘We Happy Few’ where you have to take your “JOY” to keep you happy and not thinking about anything negative at all, omg!
hi i just- came back from my drama class and we leArnt VOCAL EXPRESSION AND WOW YOURS IS AMAZING!!! the way you take a shaky breath before you say some words are soooo ominous and ugh i love everything about this;;; your stuttering is also amazing it adds to the ambience of this whole videooo 🤧 agsjk your tone can change so quick and it’s so immediate im in love
"Headaches can be caused bymany things. Like stress or... dehydration..." That sounded less like a character and more like Kooji himself reprimanding us fully knowing well we all ain't drinking enough-
I’m crying he said ‘three bottles’ and he meant of water but I deadass thought he meant medicine or cough syrup or some shit... I was like damn well if a doctors telling me to I better get chugging
Just as I was about to get up and do work around the house, I saw this. I thought you weren't doing this because of the sweet boyfriend roleplay? None the less I jumped right back into bed! Thank you for the video!
Macklemore said it best "My drug dealer is a doctor Doctor. Gave the pills from big pharma Pharma,said that he would heal me heal me,tried to kill me for a dollar dollar"
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“Anxiety, depression, gone.”
I’m listening???
MoOooOd
jeanrose me, shoving Aderol down my throat: “WHERE”
*SuIcIdE RaTe GoEs DoWn To 0%*
Oof, can I get for a friend, dude?
Same queen
My dude, you’re like : “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”
Edited at 2018 few days to 2019 :
HOO BOY THESE MANY LIKES???
Quesandilla
Oooh i love this vine
Your comment made my dead ass laugh harder than I should’ve
Lmao 😂😂 Quensadillaaaaaa
Him: **reads the comment* hehe...
Also him: **wears his doctor suit with hanger caught up and hangs himself on the the doorknob(not the Sayori way)** the doctor is in~~
*Doctor, I don’t feel safe.*
@DD LG GIRL it's our way to make us less traumatized and probably have imagined stuff to do when it actually happens xD
Beyond TheScenes I- YES
I thought u commented "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good"
Whaaaaaaaaaaat whyyyyyy?🤣
mum take me home ;-;
Him: "You don't look like a Smith."
Me: but... thats my last name...
Or is it????
Hello sibling, same lol
NanPan 13 Same mate
Same
@Missclara7 AYE ooF
Putting the 'hot' in psychotic
This made me genuinely face palm. I didn't even think it was possible
Yes.
Emmy T OoOh I like your pfp of Miu
I put the laughter in manslaughter
Im putting 'nap' in kidnapp
Me: *Done watching*
Mom: Ok Dear. Time to get your blood test
Me: *Hides in closet* NO THEY'RE GONNA DRUG ME!!
This is what I think every time I get a blood test or a vaccine.
I just hate needles
.
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.{\_{\
(^~^)/" Byee~
(♡) )
Best time to watch a psychotic doctor, before a blood test at the doctors!!!
Amazing timing for an appointment with them good luck on surviving....
F*ck this sh*t im out
Jeez, even asmr characters are lecturing me that I don't drink enough water. Can't I get a break?!
Relatable
#relatable
Jillian Crawford no we are not safe from the * you need to drink more water * thing NOPE NEVER
I should get a lecture on drinking too much water.
@@byuliescorgi7842 same, my family and friends are always like, "dude, stahp, ur drinking too much water!"
Doctor: I recommend three bottles a day
Me: Three bottles of soda HECK YEAH 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼😌😌😌😌😌😌
Same
Or TEEEEQUILLLLAAAAAA
Three bottles of vODKA!!
Same
Yup, Dr. Pepper
“I’m not too different from other doctors” Yeah sure
Ty lol!💕
comment girl wasn’t it a wild ride?~
This is not helping my fear of doctors
Yandere Bait why are you afraid of doctors?
Idk they make me anxious
Yeah my aunt is a doctor
(I hate her😒...)
Same 😅
Right lmao I'm 17 and still terrified
This 👏 is 👏 amazing 👏. UA-cam 👏 better 👏 not 👏 demonitize 👏 this 👏
Illy Arina I 👏🏾 KNOW 👏🏾 RIGHT👏🏾
OH 👏 MY 👏 WHY 👏 ARE 👏 WE 👏 CLAPPING 👏 AHHH 👏
I 👏🏾 HAVE 👏🏾 NO 👏🏾 IDEA👏🏾 XD
👏🏻L👏🏻O👏🏻L👏🏻
Golden~Briar~Studio's 👏 I 👏 DON’T 👏 KNOW 👏 BUT 👏 I 👏 LOVE 👏 IT! 👏 😂
*eating toast*
*loud crunch noises*
*turns up volume*
If you're still sick you should do a sick boyfriend one
This deserves more likes
@@Cosmickayellie awww thanks!
NEEDLES!?! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME I HATE THEM!!!
This reminds me too much of the game ‘We Happy Few’ where you have to take your “JOY” to keep you happy and not thinking about anything negative at all, omg!
Its true! I love that game...is so sadly true for some people i feel sorry for them.. that game rappresent a reality...
What’s the name of the game?
....I just needed my reflexes checked....
Woah is this an upload right before I go to sleep? My life = blessed
Yo pfp is my reaction
Your profile picture is very relateable.
Ironically I am 100% terrified of doctors, but I heccing love doctor ASMR. I think something is wrong with me.
Finally someone who is the same as me
That’s bc they do everything but be a doctor.
I Just cant stop watching anime Docter Roleplay
Victor?! I thought you were still a coach not a doctor...
YAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD OH MY GOD REALLLYYYYYYY I THOUGHT THAT TOO
JUST MONIKA yeah :/// on first glance it looks a lot like him, ehhh I’m either dumb or colour blind XD
JUST MONIKA lmao
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE!?!?!? 😂😂😂😂
HAI
I JUST CRIED FROM A SONG
SAID AN ANGRY MONOLOGUE
AND NOW I SEE THIS I DIE
I need a new doctor, and you need Jesus!
Btw Great vid.
lol
No I just need jesus mostly bc I'm lonely but yea 😂
I am a Jesus child
Amem
Amen*
Man is this what I get for having low quality health insurance?
Yes..
At least it isn't a lobotomy as I first thought..... (as if this is any better..)
*Novocaine by Ghost and Pals intensifies*
@@anangelnamedcecil4958 (is that a good song? 🤨)
@@kaihinterfeck376 In my opinion, yes
“Anxiety, stress, depression..all go away.”
..gimme more. I need more..
I saw the title and I screamed. I AM SO READY FOR THIS
YASS!!! 👏😁
TWO VIDEOS A MONTH! Thank you, Kooji!.
I wuv yo pfp
baby face king, thank you
Your username and pfp is everything.
WhitewolfPotter Yang, I know hehe
Why did I get we happy few vibes from some of this
You have it here kids , this is where joy first came from!
hi i just- came back from my drama class and we leArnt VOCAL EXPRESSION AND WOW YOURS IS AMAZING!!!
the way you take a shaky breath before you say some words are soooo ominous and ugh i love everything about this;;; your stuttering is also amazing it adds to the ambience of this whole videooo 🤧
agsjk your tone can change so quick and it’s so immediate im in love
I won't lie I thought this was Norway from hetalia for a second
Lmao I thought it was Victor from yuri! On ice
Yeah same
Same
Boi yes sameeee
Yaaay, Hetalia
I need to see this doctor.
When your heartbeat matches the heartbeat in the video
AAAAAAAA
.... he has no degree..... Lord. Who let him practice here?!
Crazy people thats who
He doesn't seem psychotic... He just REALLY cares about our well being to the point that he seems psychotic.
Him: I don't need a degree to practice!!!
Me: WHO THE FLIP LET YOU WORK HERE?!
More like what room did you escape from!!
Me: mom I don’t know why we at the doctor I’m fine?
**he walks in**
Him: what seems to be the problem?
Me: mY hEaRt PuRpLe My LeG iNsIdE oUt
"I do things my own way"
YEAH NO KIDDING
I love your voice, keep up the cool awesome work! Psychotic doctor ;-; I love psycho's XD jkjk
"Stress, Anxiety, depression, all gone"
I'LL TAKE IT!!
I HAVE EXAMS TOMORROW I SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING THIS
So
How'd the exams go 😂
Yh how did it go?
I forgot this comment existed, hence I also forgot how it went
"Then they call me mad"
Oh shit you know what I sort of forgot that I have a football game soon I'll reschedule.
I. Don't. Like. Syringes!
Well. Then. Don't. Watch
@@Torez.001 I mean I have a phobia of syringes
@@Torez.001 she was responding to the guy ._. Lel
@@dreamnya8707 That's Trypanophobia, right? Sorry if im wrong.
@@Hellsfavouritemain that's right.
i am just out of school this is perfect
I legit had a migraine before this. Got the shit scared out of me because I actually relaxed and the migraine went away O.O
Bc Kooji is a god
"Oh it's not gonna screw you up badly"
"oH BuT iT wIlL sTiLl sCrew mE uP!!"
My last name is smith.... also, im watching this right before going to the doctor's.
Good luck better hope you don't get this doctor
Did you get murdered?
@@fallenfromgracee1059 yes
listen, I trust you, stop doubting, just do your work
Wait a solution for non depression forgetting everything?......is this a joy shot?
Kooji doctor asmr we happy few theory?
Woah another video only after two days? I’m shook.
I feel sick suddenly 🤤❤️
Sick in…. Loooooove???? 🤣
"Headaches can be caused bymany things. Like stress or... dehydration..."
That sounded less like a character and more like Kooji himself reprimanding us fully knowing well we all ain't drinking enough-
I've waited for this!!! Yesss!!
"you don't need to have a degree for your dream job, if you wanna be a dog, ROOF, go ahead, ya know?"
sorry lmao, goodnight everyone✨💙😭
0:38 BUT I AM A SMITH
OHHHH I NEEDED THIS BEFORE SCHOOLLLLL YEEEEEE THANK YOU !!!!
im about to go to school and i can’t watch thiiiiiiss
also 1st :3
Doc: I'm not about to-
UA-cam Ad: HAVE SOMEONE ELSE FILE YOUR TAXES FOR YOU! 😃
The timing of that is killing me 🤣
👌🏾
Sits there cuffed.
**Heart beat rises immediately when he says he has no degree**
Aw yes, right before school :)
Kooji knows what we want 😏
Thank you to anyone who recommended this
How many times did you mess up kooji~senpai?
Yas this is my type of audio
I would love a sequel with this character with a listener who is immune
Also is dis a Joy from We happy few?
Ooohhhhh......I love it! "I can see you smiling" *Smiles* (Hahaha)
I’m crying he said ‘three bottles’ and he meant of water but I deadass thought he meant medicine or cough syrup or some shit... I was like damn well if a doctors telling me to I better get chugging
Excuse me?! I'm being drugged?!
Just came back to ur videos and I just realize how much of an improvement your voice voice acting has been.
Him: all of my patients came out healthy
Me: what about mentally? Have they come out MENTALLY healthy?
The Monica why dose this sound like me going to the doctor insomnia,dehydration....
Part of the EarlySquad ✌️
Love you and your videos Kooji~! ❤️
Doctor: Open up
Me:ok
Doctor:stop being a baby
.... I was already opening up
Just as I was about to get up and do work around the house, I saw this. I thought you weren't doing this because of the sweet boyfriend roleplay? None the less I jumped right back into bed! Thank you for the video!
Throughs Apple at his head, an apple a day keeps the docter away.
*Him ranting on and then suddenly saying he doesn’t have a degree*
Me: wAiT _wha?_-
Is it just me or does the guy in the thumbnail look like Yuri Plisetsky?
Oml love it sooo much 💜
20 MINUTES AGO UR AMAZING KOOJI-SAN!!
"Let me just be hot for the next 13 minutes. I'm sure you'll get some sleep"
I like his voice seriously 😊
him(the doctor):you should drink at lest 3 cups of water a day
me at lest 4 months in quarantine be like: *chuckles* im in danger
A doctor is holding a pen. Me: How is the calligraphy lessons going?
😨 Why am I so weird.
“Was it that bad?”
Yes....yes it was...
But I loved it -3-
I lost my heart to this hot doctor. 💓
Your voice is so calming!!!
Macklemore said it best "My drug dealer is a doctor Doctor. Gave the pills from big pharma Pharma,said that he would heal me heal me,tried to kill me for a dollar dollar"
Him: You'll be back ofc. They always come back.
Me: You sound like a drug dealer who just sold me something dangerous
I can hold my breath for a good 2-3 minutes so we're going to be here for awhile
The type of stuff I'm worried about if I really did go to the doctor's for once in my life.
I think the ads will finally stay this time
i love psychotic asmrs l
Anxiety? Depression? Oh, I have both of those.
"I don't need a degree"
"Your hand are locked up"
I'm already scared of doctors somebody get me the hell outta here
One thing i know
*I’m scared of Needles*
I think i want that medication😂😂😂
I have lots of headaches!!
XD lots and lots cause of stress and pushing myself to much
Kyoki Ketsuki oh me too. Meeeee too
As soon as he said "just make it easier for both you and me" a freakin horror ad played and killed my ears
I'm early for once xDDD awesome work love it!
Is this an insane version of Dr. house????
Hahaha! So trueee!!!
Yes.
Am I the only one who watch all these asmr videos, for the funny cringey feeling....
Nope, but I also find these videos interesting.
No...no your not.
Oh shit do you watching kakegurui something like that?idk
Him: don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
Me: I DUNNO DOC I DONT FEEL SAFE!
"I hate it when I have to grab the tape."😂🤣😂