Mass Effect Trilogy: Funny Moments(Part 1)

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  • @animanera89
    @animanera89 4 роки тому +1618

    I love how Wrex's solution to everything is to either Headbutt or Eat people.

    • @locutus155
      @locutus155 3 роки тому +96

      Just like Javik's solution would be to throw it out of the airlock.

    • @Jarsia
      @Jarsia 3 роки тому +86

      @@locutus155 Javik "throw him out the airlock, commander"
      Wrex "Now hang on, I'm just getting the grill fired up"

    • @georgejcox9241
      @georgejcox9241 3 роки тому +7

      @@Jarsia Yes we got to get that to happen.

    • @GregorioStyreco
      @GregorioStyreco 3 роки тому +10

      I'm a krogan, and I press like when I see simplicity.

    • @jacophandoko9639
      @jacophandoko9639 3 роки тому +1

      E

  • @kikiza123
    @kikiza123 5 років тому +2026

    "the geth are perfect infilitrators.."
    "sir, they have FLASHLIGHT HEADS"

    • @centristcommisar7828
      @centristcommisar7828 4 роки тому +85

      _millgecko
      Legion: (Monotone) You humans are all racists.

    • @Oh-xp3fv
      @Oh-xp3fv 4 роки тому +8

      Timestamp?

    • @cringemeat9430
      @cringemeat9430 3 роки тому +21

      @@Oh-xp3fv 4:24

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 3 роки тому +63

      Geth do not *intentionally* infiltrate.

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 3 роки тому +4

      The two comments before mine are a pair of bots. The comment set is common to this channel's replies. *[DO NOT INTERACT]*

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 5 років тому +1983

    "We can't risk Geth infiltration"
    While a Geth is standing right there

    • @finecastleie
      @finecastleie 5 років тому +216

      *Geth do not intentionally infiltrate*

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 роки тому +66

      @@finecastleie Legion is my second favorite party member in a Bioware game. The first is HK, obviously.

    • @griffingower1883
      @griffingower1883 4 роки тому +56

      Legion: *Shepard Commander we are uncomfortable because of what she said*

    • @RenzoCoronel2000
      @RenzoCoronel2000 4 роки тому +3

      All humans are racist..

    • @ARCEUS493ZELDA
      @ARCEUS493ZELDA 4 роки тому +6

      @@harrisonlichtenberg3162 i assume u havent played dragon age inquisition and met the iron bull? dude is a fucking riot

  • @qwerty-y8u4x
    @qwerty-y8u4x 5 років тому +1709

    "because it's big stupid jelly fish!" somehow this line contains actual emotion. lol

    • @finecastleie
      @finecastleie 5 років тому +63

      You big....stupid....jellyfish

    • @saberwaspgg
      @saberwaspgg 4 роки тому +62

      I support religious freedom for everyone, but that's crazy!

    • @batman_2004
      @batman_2004 4 роки тому +6

      Lmaooo

    • @halfknight2310
      @halfknight2310 4 роки тому +20

      3:26 here is the time stamp for anyone and myself

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 3 роки тому +12

      Shepard: uuh I should go
      ^literally 90% of conversations and the best joke in the trilogy
      😈

  • @fearthereaper9271
    @fearthereaper9271 5 років тому +1789

    "do not worry Shepard. I only forget to recycle the ships oxygen when I find something truly interesting"
    Shepard: Visible horror

    • @bru9383
      @bru9383 5 років тому +137

      The funniest EDI bit of all the game.

    • @masterchief7427
      @masterchief7427 5 років тому +18

      Ah ptsd

    • @iamlordstarbuilder5595
      @iamlordstarbuilder5595 4 роки тому +56

      I swear her “scary AI” grammar is based off Shodan.

    • @DustyGamma
      @DustyGamma 4 роки тому +42

      "Your horror at this joke has been logged for future use. Would you believe that's also a joke?"

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 4 роки тому +14

      Shepard: 👁️👄👁️

  • @StrongBalloonChris
    @StrongBalloonChris 6 років тому +982

    "Sometimes I'm not sure if the Normandy is a warship or a travelling freak show."

  • @Harijohn4874
    @Harijohn4874 4 роки тому +692

    "He messed with my hamster guys, *now its personal* "
    -Commander Shepard

    • @tidan4575
      @tidan4575 3 роки тому +20

      Doom Guy can relate.

    • @agama5538
      @agama5538 3 роки тому +19

      Nobody messes with Boo, the space hamster!

    • @georgejcox9241
      @georgejcox9241 3 роки тому +3

      Now he will feed him to the hamster very very slowly.

    • @davorkocovski9270
      @davorkocovski9270 3 роки тому +2

      @@agama5538 best giant miniature space hamster in the universe

    • @agama5538
      @agama5538 3 роки тому +2

      @@davorkocovski9270 Definitely🙂

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict 3 роки тому +782

    Joker and Garrus exchanging racist jokes is the most wholesome thing in the game, not sure how I missed it.
    37:26 for the interested.
    love Garrus

    • @Shack-lion
      @Shack-lion 3 роки тому +69

      Lol xD joker, legit, sounded happy that there’s a joke about him xD

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 роки тому +91

      “He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon”
      _Wheeeeeze_

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 2 роки тому +10

      it's real good XD and the fact that there at least appears to be one for each of *them*

    • @ADthehawk
      @ADthehawk 2 роки тому +8

      @@TheCorrodedMan that was originally from Joker, when you recruit Garrus in ME2. He quips about being happy that Garrus finally took out the stick out of his ass, but worried how he decided to beat up others with it.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 2 роки тому

      turians normally beat their enemies to death using the stick up their ass but thats when their out of ammo

  • @aiosquadron
    @aiosquadron 4 роки тому +493

    "Our Shepard is better than yours"
    "And better looking too!"
    Tali? This is not the time to flirt with someone!

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 3 роки тому +51

      I mean, I appreciate it Tali, a lot, but less talky, more shooty!

    • @georgejcox9241
      @georgejcox9241 3 роки тому +22

      With this group it is.

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 8 місяців тому +5

      Wrex: *clotheslines a merc* GET A ROOM YOU TOW ITS CHARGING TIME *multi-player heavy melees another merk *

  •  5 років тому +261

    Krogan are supposed to be the most dangerous, intimidating species in the Galaxy. To me they are a bunch of crazy comedians... and that's why I love them.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 4 роки тому +17

      People forget that they have a very snarky sense of humor. Or the fact that they can dress well in a pinstripe suit.

    • @DustyGamma
      @DustyGamma 4 роки тому +4

      If you're not scared of being ripped apart, they're hilarious. So yes, hilarious!

    • @lukavidakovic2385
      @lukavidakovic2385 4 роки тому

      The fact that they are both makes me love them

    • @darkpheonix3066
      @darkpheonix3066 4 роки тому +2

      That one of the reason you saved Wrex on virmire the other reason is wrex is one of the best bros.

  • @abelcheng2073
    @abelcheng2073 6 років тому +827

    Shepard: let's not start a fight.
    Wrex: Why not?

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 5 років тому +487

    Shepard: *Says incorrect code*
    VI: Lol no. Turn yourself in.

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 4 роки тому +7

      Why does the vi just tell you to turn yourself in instead contacting a security team

    • @perryzheng8372
      @perryzheng8372 4 роки тому +8

      @@secondheaven9545 they were just too lazy

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 4 роки тому +1

      Perry Zheng deadass I’m tempted to believe you

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 3 роки тому +6

      @@secondheaven9545 Catastrophic failure in the facility had left most everyone dead and many systems were rendered inoperable before Shepard repaired them. Thus, calling for a security force would likely be more useless than telling the would be criminal to turn themselves in. Keep in mind Mira is a mere simple minded VI unlike EDI, Legion or even Glyph.

  • @slenderminion289
    @slenderminion289 5 років тому +1113

    I swear, the Citadel DLC is comedy gold. The timing on so many of its jokes are perfect.
    Like the pizza delivery guy or the toothbrush scene.

    • @ARCEUS493ZELDA
      @ARCEUS493ZELDA 4 роки тому +66

      dont forget the hamster scene on the ship

    • @clouteddickhead1730
      @clouteddickhead1730 3 роки тому +77

      @@ARCEUS493ZELDA And when Grunt got arrested and told the story to Shepard.

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 3 роки тому +69

      The Citadel DLC was something that was needed for a game with so much death and destruction and end of the universe as we know it. Just a nice answer to "What if Mass Effect was like an episode of "Friends"." And to be fair. I never in my life ever asked that question until writing this comment. I am kind of happy it was unknowingly answered.

    • @slenderminion289
      @slenderminion289 3 роки тому +39

      @@Qardo Honestly, if you can make something like this work while remaining faithful to the individual personalities of your characters, you know you did something right when developing them.

    • @TheManWithManyNames
      @TheManWithManyNames 3 роки тому +9

      Vega forgot to pay the Pizza boy. That is an insult to the alliance and the commerce guild.

  • @glennmglazer
    @glennmglazer 4 роки тому +341

    Two bits of trivia:
    1) Telling his hamster to "go for the eyes" is a callback to Minsc from Baldur's Gate, who says the same thing to his miniature giant space hamster, Boo. Relatedly, Tali says "go for the optics to her combat drone.
    2) When Joker says "You have just landed on the island of doctor me" this is because his last name is Moreau, it's a shoutout the the classic SF film, The Island of Dr. Moreau.

    • @ASlickNamedPimpback
      @ASlickNamedPimpback 3 роки тому +2

      I always thought it was a reference to Dr. Doom

    • @richardmartin8998
      @richardmartin8998 2 роки тому +3

      The Chikita references are to the character Aerie in the Baldurs Gate 2 series of games, where she says "Faster than Chikita Fastpaws".

    • @korpsmaninfantry7238
      @korpsmaninfantry7238 Рік тому +3

      It was a book before it was a film

    • @glennmglazer
      @glennmglazer Рік тому +1

      @@korpsmaninfantry7238 That's a good point.

    • @ratheonhudson3311
      @ratheonhudson3311 Рік тому +1

      Minsc and Boo are classic favorites. "I have 2 arms and... No more space"

  • @MikelSyn
    @MikelSyn 6 років тому +495

    Geth do not infiltrate.
    .
    .
    .
    Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

  • @TheDiplomancer
    @TheDiplomancer 5 років тому +540

    Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system.
    Tali: I have a shotgun.
    Idk why, but this is my favorite line of all.

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 4 роки тому +30

      Tali decided to get herself a better immune system than her current without trading in

  • @zethrasgorgoth3145
    @zethrasgorgoth3145 6 років тому +529

    I'm Commander Shepard, and this is one of my favourite videos on UA-cam

    • @commandershepard119
      @commandershepard119 5 років тому +23

      No, I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on UA-cam.

    • @N7CitadelSpectre
      @N7CitadelSpectre 5 років тому +1

      I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite vid on the Extranet.

    • @genghisn7
      @genghisn7 4 роки тому +1

      Commander Shepard
      And so is every video

  • @g.s.651
    @g.s.651 5 років тому +701

    “If intended to try human, would try you.” xD Oh, Mordin.

    • @Ray_HayabusaN7
      @Ray_HayabusaN7  5 років тому +124

      The first time when he said that to maleshep i was freaking dead for like 10 minutes😂😂

    • @8-bithaunted525
      @8-bithaunted525 5 років тому +10

      Lol best line from mordin

    • @DustyGamma
      @DustyGamma 4 роки тому +23

      Mordin you silver fox, you can splice my DNA any day... Human expression, refers to hair of an older human male, look it up if curious.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 3 роки тому +15

      Ever saw the datapad that mordin leaves to shep in his house after tuchanka? Mordin is either a author of bodice ripper literature... ir he DID fucked Aria

    • @antknees5597
      @antknees5597 3 роки тому +8

      mordin is a true bi-con

  • @candlestyx8517
    @candlestyx8517 4 роки тому +279

    "Secrets are like herpes, if you got em, you might as well spread em around" That is both disgusting and hilarious at the same time

  • @amuzaeem
    @amuzaeem 4 роки тому +427

    51:20
    Merc: Shit, thats a prothean over there.
    Javik: And thats a future corpse over there
    Javik is weirdly funny 😂

    • @peterwright5358
      @peterwright5358 3 роки тому +25

      How are we gonna kill Archangel?
      Here's the thing, you're not.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 2 роки тому +14

      Our Shepards better than yours!
      And better looking too!

    • @maruwatchesyou8281
      @maruwatchesyou8281 Рік тому +5

      They got a krogan! Why don't we have a krogan!?
      Wouldn't want to be you princesses!!

  • @Veprem
    @Veprem 2 роки тому +189

    I love it when Joker says "It's Jokin' time" and proceeds to Joke all over Cerberus.

    • @Hazzbazz
      @Hazzbazz Рік тому +21

      The funny thing is I could actually see him doing that

    • @EternalSpinx
      @EternalSpinx Рік тому +23

      He actually says it lmao

    • @prodanalexandru219
      @prodanalexandru219 Рік тому +1

      i actually never had that in my playthroughs

    • @dogalisa1144
      @dogalisa1144 Рік тому +3

      i didn't know that this line was an actual real line and not a really good edit until i a few weeks ago when i came across it when playing the legendary edition and it completely caught me off guard

    • @butchbabytoaster
      @butchbabytoaster 5 місяців тому

      I saw somebody else say this under a different video. I had no idea they were being serious.

  • @efxnews4776
    @efxnews4776 3 роки тому +167

    "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonofaniche in space..." - Gunnery Chief

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine being remembered for centuries
      And your ideas being the foundation of what allows a civilisation to grow

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 10 місяців тому

      I honestly thought that line was from one of the Halo games.

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Shaun_Jones I would say the same can be applied to MAC rounds.

  • @proverbialking3452
    @proverbialking3452 6 років тому +238

    Specialist Traynor can save the galaxy with nothing more than a toothbrush. Step aside John Wick.

    • @JonathanOsborneAU
      @JonathanOsborneAU 5 років тому +8

      A. Fuckin. Pencil.

    • @alexcavazos3341
      @alexcavazos3341 5 років тому +8

      A biotic toothbrush to be exact , he used an old fashion pencil

    • @agama5538
      @agama5538 3 роки тому +3

      Except John Wick can kill a reaper with a pencil.

    • @igordudycz9261
      @igordudycz9261 3 роки тому +3

      I once saw him kill 3 people with a toothbrush

  • @FALG31
    @FALG31 Рік тому +154

    1:01:53 I loved that part where Joker said "It's Joking time" and then joked all over those Cerberus operatives.
    Like... for real, that's ACTUALLY what happened, Joker did the "It's Morbin time" meme before Morbius was even a thing

    • @hydrochloricacid2146
      @hydrochloricacid2146 Рік тому +11

      a man truly before his time

    • @thiefofa1073
      @thiefofa1073 Рік тому +6

      Missed a chance for a nice pun line after stepping on the Cerb trooper:
      "Guess what? The Joker's on you..."

    • @waterbottle6644
      @waterbottle6644 9 місяців тому +1

      Gotta love Shepard coming in to back up his bro too

  • @Joker8pie
    @Joker8pie 4 роки тому +558

    Everyone: Holy shit is that a prothean??
    Mordin: Oh a prothean. Cool.

    • @meep1998
      @meep1998 4 роки тому +38

      Wrex: If he can hold a gun, he’s fine by me

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 3 роки тому +20

      Especially funny if Kirahee is alive because he doesn't believe Javik is a Prothean.

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 3 роки тому +1

      @The Åmbïěnŧ Person You have to play Mass Effect 1 and then choose to save whomever you sent with Kirahee's team on Virmire.

    • @vrcommandoata5403
      @vrcommandoata5403 3 роки тому +4

      @Mildly Amusing Person Along with what the other guy said, destroy everything that hinders his team and only disable the alarm, not send the Geth towards them.

    • @LelinaOphelia
      @LelinaOphelia 3 роки тому

      @@MandalorianRevan dunno if they changed it in the Legendary Edition, but at least in the LE you don't have to go save who ever is with Kirahee. You just have to eliminate all the obstacles on your way. It's three things you have to achieve for Kirahee to survive. I never went to save the one who was with Kirahee and he still survived. Then again, due to motion sickness I was never able to play the old version, so I wouldn't know for the old Mass Effect trilogy

  • @FreelancerFreak
    @FreelancerFreak 4 роки тому +133

    4:38 "why is it that whenever someone says "with all due respect" they really mean "kiss my ass" Truer words have never been spoken😂

  • @ArkAngelXVG
    @ArkAngelXVG 5 років тому +319

    That Asari Bartender was one of the funnier and more interesting characters in 2

  • @sweetsucculentcontentnectar
    @sweetsucculentcontentnectar 6 років тому +186

    "A Prothean. Excellent."

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 3 роки тому +75

    12:01 "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonuvabitch in space!"
    I love that line. Hell I love the whole speech.

  • @chanbae9769
    @chanbae9769 3 роки тому +179

    We found a living turian Karen on the game.
    "All you humans are racist." 13:52

    • @igordudycz9261
      @igordudycz9261 3 роки тому +5

      Not Karen karal (remember no fem turians show up until me3 omega dlc

    • @lucalinadreemur9448
      @lucalinadreemur9448 2 роки тому +2

      I've been quoting his "this is clearly harassment" line for years

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 2 роки тому +1

      well i mean the c sec was 🤓 "sir you tried to sneak a 15mm serated blade onto a shuttle" - 🤓

  • @uzumaki7535
    @uzumaki7535 5 років тому +270

    I didn't grow up with this game unlike the rest of you, but seeing bits and pieces of the game I decided to buy it.
    Wish me luck because even if I didn't grow up with it, I'm joining alongside the ride!!
    EDIT:
    Okay so I bought Mass Effect Legendary Edition but plan to get the originals too. And the first few gameplays, I royaly screwed up many attempts at romance and which way the story was going. I went back over and over with each different design of the character like Soldier or Infiltrator.
    Damn guys, I did not know how far this rabbit hole went! Pray for me because my jouney still isn't finish yet.

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 4 роки тому +10

      Well it's been 6 months now, what's the verdict?
      I didn't 'grow up' with it either, but I started the series around when ME3 had just released.

    • @thetremblingfan2572
      @thetremblingfan2572 4 роки тому +8

      @@BlueShellshock I think we lost him

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 4 роки тому +27

      @@thetremblingfan2572 Maybe he's just busy doing a 7th replay.

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 3 роки тому +4

      @@BlueShellshock I have like... 22 campaigns done on ME1 and over 20 on ME2 and ME3. I had to replace the discs for ALL THREE GAMES.... and I had the collectors edition of ME3. T.T
      I have EVER SINGLE ACHIEVEMENT for all three titles on the Xbox 360. I think it suffices to say how much I like the game. ME3's multiplayer was legendary too.

    • @aileanaminx8362
      @aileanaminx8362 3 роки тому +2

      So, Legendary Edition...

  • @enriquediaz3336
    @enriquediaz3336 4 роки тому +118

    "You humans are all racist" pretty much sums up humanity it 99% sci-fi movies XD

    • @eoftar3192
      @eoftar3192 4 роки тому +7

      Well, technically its xenophobes xP

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому +3

      40k be like "You humans are all racist and it's ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED."

    • @BrofessorDG
      @BrofessorDG 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@eoftar3192 you're technically correct, the best kind of correct

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 5 років тому +123

    13:20 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dave Fennoy, voice actor of Telltale’s Lee Everett

    • @gremlin_n
      @gremlin_n 3 роки тому +13

      Also, Jacob's dad.
      He's such an amazing voice actor tbh.

  • @aaronsullivan3174
    @aaronsullivan3174 4 роки тому +97

    53:04 I just love how he gets cut off by just the entire team absolutely *dumping* their mags.
    "We need-" *10 full seconds of gunfire* "...covering fire...."

  • @StrongBalloonChris
    @StrongBalloonChris 5 років тому +121

    "It appears this drone is preparing to rebel" 😂

  • @siegesquirrel42
    @siegesquirrel42 6 років тому +155

    "Screw you, ma'am!"
    Most hilariously passive-aggresive insult ever.

  • @Nosttromo
    @Nosttromo 5 років тому +119

    12:01 the lesson behind the speech is just hilariously brilliant

  • @luanpereirafurtado
    @luanpereirafurtado 5 років тому +142

    43:02 Tali: I have a finger and I'm not afraid to use it

    • @jasapotato8362
      @jasapotato8362 5 років тому +16

      Luan Furtado Newsflash: Quarian Admiral Develops New Biotic Abilities

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 4 роки тому +8

      Tali does her Heavy Weapons Guy impression

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 4 роки тому +2

      twotailedavenger I am heavy weapons guy! SAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому

      @twotailedavenger I heard "Pootis-POW" in her voice.

  • @guardiansparky1766
    @guardiansparky1766 5 років тому +83

    I have to admit finding space Hamster in Andromeda was one of the funniest moments in the franchise for me...I always knew he could transcend space time

  • @BlueRidge330
    @BlueRidge330 5 років тому +125

    That little smile EDI gives at 55:47 is why I keep picking the Synthesis ending.

  • @LBPhotoworks
    @LBPhotoworks 5 років тому +55

    The conversation between Shepard and Joker around 8:00 is the best. "You just want to...punch him...but he's "special" and sets fires or something." That line gets me every time! :D

    • @theguy6740
      @theguy6740 4 роки тому +5

      Joker predicted Deadpool 2

  • @chargingnoisesintensify6335
    @chargingnoisesintensify6335 4 роки тому +54

    *AH AH AH*
    "Sorry, that was supposed to go into my earpiece."

  • @avidian888
    @avidian888 6 років тому +245

    I can't help but to hear 'You're a damn butt-pirate' everytime I watch the scene with Ashley curling up to the floor. Machinima made these games even more epic. ✌😀

  • @BatteredWalrus
    @BatteredWalrus 6 років тому +182

    Damn i just realised that turian general in ME1 was quoting Winston Churchill, lol man i never thought my histody research would cross over with Mass effect

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 4 роки тому +21

      Well, wouldn't be weird for a turian old as Septimus know about Churchill. Lorewise, he was alive and on the chain of command when the turians found the humans. He may have gotten curious abou us and browsed our history about famous generals and such.

    • @mazanakaUA
      @mazanakaUA 4 роки тому +19

      That's what happens when writers are hired based on competency, not a "diversity" quota.

    • @Ajvt-ux4ec
      @Ajvt-ux4ec 4 роки тому +3

      mazanakaUA man fuck you

    • @antiochorontes6374
      @antiochorontes6374 4 роки тому +7

      @@mazanakaUA yikes

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 4 роки тому +3

      @@mazanakaUA
      And if they are the witcher, one of the most popular shows this year, happens. It is almost as if diversity combined with hiring talent creates greatness. But you do you, talentless kiddo.

  • @spiderlily7058
    @spiderlily7058 4 роки тому +79

    I still wish we could clap after Mordin finished singing. A fine performance!

    • @storminmay
      @storminmay Рік тому +2

      Should’ve been a Paragon check 😭

  • @samparsons5867
    @samparsons5867 4 роки тому +109

    Shepard: Anilius is paying you to shake this place down. That makes you a criminal, I can kill criminals.
    Guard: You're bluffing.
    Wrex: You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you.
    That scene gets me everytime! 😂😂😂😂😂 Lol

  • @navitgator16
    @navitgator16 4 роки тому +41

    Joker referencing The Island of Dr.Moreau is such an underrated joke.

  • @LBPhotoworks
    @LBPhotoworks 4 роки тому +97

    "Cover your ears, kids. Hey Joker, f...." I love Jack :D

  • @freezenexusblogspot
    @freezenexusblogspot 5 років тому +168

    Damn ME is one of this games that makes you wish that humans had some kind of easy forgetting desired info. I would love to play the Trilogy again and discover it in all it's beauty again.

    • @paflanary4738
      @paflanary4738 5 років тому +2

      They have, it's called aging.

    • @HanithSVK
      @HanithSVK 2 роки тому

      @@paflanary4738 Or some sem-minor brain damage would do the trick 😂

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 2 роки тому +1

      @@paflanary4738 yeah, but you see even if we age out, there's still slivers of memory that would flood back in

  • @AlexanderWolle
    @AlexanderWolle 5 років тому +67

    "I meant for that to be a warning shot. Oh well." LOL!

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 роки тому +15

      After his Archangel days I am fairly certain Garrus has just plain forgotten how to do "warning shots".

  • @alexisrios4991
    @alexisrios4991 5 років тому +58

    14:46 Legion: *Starts Robot dancing*

  • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
    @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 роки тому +44

    I love Wrex so much. No problem is too big to be killed or eaten as far as he's concerned. It's like an entire 1/3 of my personality was ripped out of my head and stuck into the body of a big, buff reptile.

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 Рік тому +22

    1:01:55 that moment when Joker said "its joking time" and then jokered all over the place, truly one of the mass effect moments of all time

  • @raptorjesus3894
    @raptorjesus3894 6 років тому +100

    Ashley: Shepard is my superior officer, I can't imagine us ever having to fight!
    ME3 Citadel DLC: Oh really now?

    • @djarchangel6695
      @djarchangel6695 5 років тому +27

      I prefer Kayden's response during the Citadel DLC:
      Wrex: *reminds Kaiden*
      Kaiden: "I was really hoping you forgot about that."

  • @benthurber5363
    @benthurber5363 3 роки тому +28

    Joker's face at the end of the shuttle scene at 55:12 is still the best.
    "I'm O-kay!"
    "Really."
    *smiles after fixing eye*
    *doubt intensifies*

  • @doktorspock8910
    @doktorspock8910 Рік тому +10

    The Isaac Newton bit is my favorite part in this game. Teaches you everything you need to know about the galaxy.

  • @deathkitsune6839
    @deathkitsune6839 5 років тому +46

    i still love how horrified shepard becomes at EDI's joke, reapers? no problem, geth? warm up. EDI joke? oh shi-!

  • @Verdugo_Arulaq
    @Verdugo_Arulaq 4 роки тому +47

    I don’t know why
    But listen to Mordin speak makes me fascinated in whatever topic he’s talking about, it’s like his words are trying to keep up with his thoughts and it’s interesting to try to keep my mind in pace with both his words and what he’s thinking.

  • @secondheaven9545
    @secondheaven9545 4 роки тому +48

    I love how wrex always threatens to eat people it’s perfect

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 2 роки тому +2

      Wrex: I prefer my Salarien liver raw
      Javix: he's right it was a... delicacy in my cycle

  • @colonelwhaleman
    @colonelwhaleman 5 років тому +98

    43:03 - 43:18Wow, Tali really is best girl. She doesn’t even need a gun to kill her enemies. Shepard has good taste

  • @peterwelter4767
    @peterwelter4767 6 років тому +48

    How can one game make me laugh the hardest in my life and also make me cry the hardest

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 3 роки тому +1

      Same things make us laugh, make us cry.

  • @XperimentalOdin
    @XperimentalOdin 4 роки тому +41

    “Could be opportunity to get close. Need guns. Wait, no, have guns! Excellent!”
    Ah, Mordin...

  • @kyletracht8276
    @kyletracht8276 3 роки тому +18

    Gotta love the guy who chased a refund of 15 credits across 3 years.

  • @ajizel13
    @ajizel13 3 роки тому +18

    34:38 jeff mustve forgot EDI is apart of the ship and can hear EVERY CONVERSATION

  • @MrDragondrian
    @MrDragondrian 5 років тому +30

    Seriusly, the last DLC is like the put ALL the memes of mass effect on the game, which makes it a 1000 times cooler

  • @EncouragedEntity
    @EncouragedEntity 9 місяців тому +2

    Mass Effect is a MASTERPIECE. Nothing can live up to it. Nothing

  • @morbius109
    @morbius109 5 років тому +36

    29:27 - “Cover your ears, kids! Hey, Joker...FFF--“ LOL
    Wrex @ 57:52 - “Man, your cycle sound like crap!” LOLOL

  • @Salt-Upon-Woundss
    @Salt-Upon-Woundss 6 років тому +63

    When in doubt eat them

    • @maniacaltwit
      @maniacaltwit 5 років тому +2

      How heretical Cato

    • @centristcommisar7828
      @centristcommisar7828 4 роки тому +1

      High Marshal Helbrecht Leave it to the Space Marine(one of Dorn’s Angry Bois no less) to be a proponent of cannibalism.

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 4 роки тому +33

    Maybe having a teacher like the gunnery chief at 12:30 would help me to finally get my physic exams done ^^

  • @HexManiac-nf1yg
    @HexManiac-nf1yg 3 роки тому +12

    I love how betrayed Joker sounds after you use him as bait lmao

  • @spencer5553
    @spencer5553 2 роки тому +9

    We all need a friend like Wrex, always ready to head butt or eat problem individuals.

  • @FishWash
    @FishWash 4 роки тому +51

    34:16 I laughed so hard when Eve spoke up

  • @paflanary4738
    @paflanary4738 5 років тому +19

    "Fine it's a Hanar urinal, knock yourself out." Cried laughing.

  • @ChloeStarz_
    @ChloeStarz_ 4 роки тому +36

    11:45 Garrus calling out us fan girls. XD

  • @kateulibarri3801
    @kateulibarri3801 6 років тому +77

    I really appreciate that you continue to upload ME videos. I finished playing MEA a couple months ago and doesn’t even compare to the trilogy. It’s nice to rewatch everything. Keep up the good work.

  • @DovahkiinQahnaarinStrunduul
    @DovahkiinQahnaarinStrunduul 2 роки тому +8

    "Because he's a big stupid jellyfish." Shepard must really love that line, he says it in the first and third game. 😂

  • @SpicyDeddy
    @SpicyDeddy 5 років тому +21

    9:46 and this is why joker is the best

  • @portall1220
    @portall1220 Рік тому +3

    "What's with the volus" bit got me hard. I generally don't remember mass effect being so hilarious. Gotta replay.

  • @garrusbalian580
    @garrusbalian580 3 роки тому +14

    I don't get how a clothed female can be more attractive than a naked one.
    Best Wrex Quote XD

  • @makisa.6853
    @makisa.6853 5 років тому +20

    I've seriously never seen the "It's joking time" flashback xD you made my day.was just browsing and ended up watching the whole video. GG wp

  • @SuspiciousEntityYT
    @SuspiciousEntityYT 5 років тому +20

    at around 53:00 Javik is just shooting the wall :P I guess four eyes doesn't help your vision with a shotgun.

  • @tylertheultimatebadass87
    @tylertheultimatebadass87 5 років тому +27

    "If anyone gives you any trouble... go for the eyes"

  • @alifarhat16
    @alifarhat16 3 роки тому +10

    I'll never get tired of watcing wrex elbow drop a car

  • @wagman68
    @wagman68 5 років тому +22

    9:42 Lol holy shit, that's actually in the game?!? I've never seen that one

  • @chase5436
    @chase5436 3 роки тому +3

    "Because it's a big stupid jellyfish." I was crying when I first heard Shepherd say that.

  • @lucasmackey2808
    @lucasmackey2808 2 роки тому +22

    21:14 The greatest moment in Mass Effect history

  • @SPACEHARICE
    @SPACEHARICE 5 років тому +65

    I want them to remaster the entire series

    • @christiangonzales8659
      @christiangonzales8659 5 років тому +7

      NOT the one they used for andromeda, i hope

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 5 років тому +1

      @@christiangonzales8659 yeah you get the team that designed the maps and gameplay (not that pathfinder multiple classes part)
      then try call back all the other teams

    • @paflanary4738
      @paflanary4738 5 років тому +1

      So do NVidia, AMD and Intel I'm certain.

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 4 роки тому +12

      Good news! They’re going to remaster the series!

    • @batman_2004
      @batman_2004 4 роки тому +16

      Good news. Remaster just announced.

  • @madlarkin8
    @madlarkin8 2 роки тому +7

    Citadel DLC is not just best Mass Effect DLC, but the best DLC for any game ive ever played. I challenge anyone to name a better one.

  • @Beathisat7
    @Beathisat7 Рік тому +3

    Ok the fact that I can unironically say that
    "I love the part in mass effect when joker says "It's Joking time" and uses a mech to shoot a bunch of of Cerberus bad guys"
    Is absolutely hilarious

  • @MrAppleipod14
    @MrAppleipod14 3 роки тому +5

    Is it just me or are the krogan characters retorts the absolute masterpiece of this entire franchise

  • @ghostwarrior3878
    @ghostwarrior3878 3 роки тому +8

    I'll admit this I listen to the turian out of ammo joke at least five times I still found it funny every time

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 5 років тому +10

    Everyone Gangsta till Uncle Urdnot brings the *B O O M*

  • @S-N7
    @S-N7 5 років тому +141

    NSFW lol joker 9:44

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 5 років тому +35

      He's never safe for work.

    • @GatoSanDad
      @GatoSanDad 4 роки тому +22

      I've literally replayed this game more than 10 times and never heard that before.

    • @Blacksnyder
      @Blacksnyder 4 роки тому +4

      @@GatoSanDad Do you play femshep? I've played it a bunch of times, too and never heard it, but I've only every played as a femshep for that quality Jennifer Hale action.

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW 4 роки тому +2

      @@Blacksnyder I've walked in on that scene as Fem!Shep too but not Man!Shep yet haha

    • @Verdugo_Arulaq
      @Verdugo_Arulaq 4 роки тому +5

      Whatever he has playing it sounds like it’s some hardcore stuff
      Joker, give me the link

  • @pyropotassium4076
    @pyropotassium4076 2 роки тому +3

    27:50 - 27:53 To make such a joke like this, I wonder if Jack has had past experience-

  • @vladtepes4910
    @vladtepes4910 4 роки тому +5

    every time i play through full trilogy i always find new jokes i missed, this is absolute gem game

  • @pyroliam2754
    @pyroliam2754 3 роки тому +6

    I love Wrex his solution for everything is either fighting or eating someone xD

  • @justondement4458
    @justondement4458 Рік тому +5

    Him calling the council just to cut them off is pure gold

  • @lexmcmillan8033
    @lexmcmillan8033 4 роки тому +9

    12:02~ I love how he's tearing them down with science

  • @tartnouveau3652
    @tartnouveau3652 6 років тому +18

    So. I actually didn’t start playing Mass Effect until MEA was announced, it looked good so I played all three original ME games (they’re super cheap lol) only to see the reviews and gameplay footage for MEA...never played MEA. Now I’m replaying ME2 for like the third time. My point is I’m glad someone else is still playing the original trilogy haha

    • @LuisCastro-fg2wb
      @LuisCastro-fg2wb 6 років тому +1

      Ironically, MEA's gameplay is the best part of it. Also, the planets are beautiful as fuck... shame the story and characters are blander than a bowl of white rice with no seasoning. The ability mechanics are the best out of all ME games but unfortunately you can't use teammate's abilities >_>.

    • @ASlickNamedPimpback
      @ASlickNamedPimpback 3 роки тому

      Guess what fam

  • @maxsdad538
    @maxsdad538 3 роки тому +3

    1:01:20 remined me of "Christmas Story" and the scene where the criminals say "Oh, no, it's Ralphie!"