Lunk's Balanced Breakfast
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- Опубліковано 15 чер 2022
- Start your day with a big bowl of Lunk's Lunky Chunks!
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I want MORE Lunk episodes. He's the best written character, such a deep personality, savvy dialogue lines, and the lore keeps expanding!
something's expanding alright, it ain't the lore.
@@anonymousmonkey9491 ayo?
We need upgrades and fast!!!!!!!!!
He is literally my steam pfp, and my steam name is also based on him, lol. "Chunk-a-Lunk"
Yeah, Lunks VA is amazing.
I can't get over Lunk not even noticing that his cereal is taken-
He just keeps eating the table
It was full of muscle relaxers. No brain activity. Wouldn't surprise me if a villager lives in his house and just puts another bowl of cereal down when he finishes.
Like a real man would
cant get enough of that sugar crisp
@@Galmondify if you don't eat your table, then you're not a real man
He has too much muscles around the eyes it's limiting his sight of view, and his tastebud are probably the most swole ones you ever see that they aren't sensitive at all
This video basically confirms that in videogames, the true unstoppable and unspeakable evil is the player.
At least when i Play... Heheheh
Sounds like my players in RPG sessions...
It’s basic knowledge, we’re unkillable entities which true forms can’t even be seen by the residents of the world. What they see is nothing more than a vessel so we, the being beyond the world itself, can interact with the lower world. No matter how much they kill us, we will always come back in a new vessel, we can trap them in a infinite time loop of them killing us until we succeed in killing them without them even knowing. Fuck, even if they saw our true forms can they truly comprehend us, they are nothing more than a bunch of pixels, even 3D games are nothing more than 2D spaces simulating a 3D space using these pixels, can a lesser being such as them comprehend a true 3D being such as us. Even those beings who are cursed with knowledge of us are so small beyond their understanding, they believe they can break the 4th wall and take control of the game from us, but with a simple alteration of code we can simply erase them.
Chara Undertale: *Y e s 👁️ 👄 👁️*
Those orphans aren’t gonna kill themselfs
That terrifying, I blame wizard for nothing, because Lunk was able to get his true breakfast cereal.
Random fact: The wizards name is Stormy Thorncastle, the owner of the Stormy Thorn Castle
@@dannyboi4458 but stormy for friends :)
His true breakfast cereal being the table
Earth has a solid iron core, not very accurate
@@AeyakS you are not funny |:(
Wow, goat milk and tranquilizers really are part of a balanced breakfast.
They are for mine for 2 years. I suffer with social phobia and generalised anxiety disorder
@@indiankid8601 Ah yes, you've caught on that society is full of people who don't care about your well being and now they must restrain you.
Goat milk, and goat tranquilizers.
Lunk is legit one of my favourite characters ever. I made a barbarian character after him for our baldurs gate coop and just used other dudes as melle weapons the entire time.
Dude, that's sick!! How did he use other people?
@@random_dragon The pure STR barbarian has frenzy, which makes u negate half of all physical damage and adds a bonus action move called Enraged throw or something along that line. The damage increases with item weight, so you can cave in two skulls with one move.
We had an encounter where i was sent a bag full of scrolls and bombs to use a ress on a downed teammate. This juggled item order in my backpack.
I tossed it at a dude dealing a measly 3 damsge but a unleashing nuclear holocaust worth of barrels of oil, grenades of various elements and burning piles of wordy paper.
Cronk makes due.
Okay. I definitely have to play "Baldur's Gate" now.
River City Ransom mode activate!
Imagine turn-based baldurs gate game. Yuck. I prefer baldurs gate dark alliance on ps2. It's like champions of Norrath and return to arms, hack and slash
What I love about Lunk is that he has some of the greatest character development in entertainment history. He goes from just a simple man on a mission to a simple man on a mission. He is the kind of guy to show kindness to everybody. He has the power to turn a rock into anything he wants and is an incredible mentor. He was like a father to me, but fathers don’t show the love and compassion that Lunk does.
Is he also like a father in that he goes off on grand adventures, rarely to return to the place he embarked from and says little to nothing?
so basically that he is one of the most simple-minded, void-minded characters in all of existence, and gets beat out in a game of chess at the hands of a dead cockroach?
@@robocatssj3theofficial no, he clearly meant what he said.
What's it called when someone's abused but they keep coming back for more?
@@THE_SOSC Stockholm syndrome
Lunk, the devourer of worlds.
The eater of the universe
AVENGERS!...
DON'T ASSEMBLE!
GaLUNKtus
@@TheRedGameboy ong
He went straight for the core.
Take notes, Ganon.
Cue Gradius music
@Azabian Ganondorf: *Raises one eyebrow*. "Isn't Hyrule's deep dark depths full of those weird fairy ladies, that like to molest Link...I mean Lunk"? *A villainous smile slowly grows* "I knew Li... I mean Lunk was more hateful than I"! *As Ganondorf eats Wheaties, without any milk or frosting*.
Lunk had infinite power and he used it to eat the ultimate breakfast, respect.
Well, there in universe are things even greatest to eat than a small and insimnificative planet!
Lunk is the most character ever
is the most what?
@@ultimatums1 Lunk is the most character ever
@@ultimatums1 the most character ever
@@whenly6690 😂😂 good one
Ah, the wise words of Mastur Cherf
Someone stealing Lunk’s Lunky Chunks resulting to him turning into a giant big enough to eat the earth?
Must be a Thursday!
Is actually a friday
@@Skoopbooppoop damn time zones, ruining our time for the sake of industrialization.
edit, i blame the continental railroads.
@@Skoopbooppoop well, it's thursday in my time zone!
It is Wednesday my dudes
@@xboxplayer2899 AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGEHHHHHHHEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAA
Finally more of Lunk.
I Love all of your Characters, but Lunk is my favorite by far.
90's cereal commercials be like:
Very true, Goat.
I love the implication that Lunk is so powerful, if he doesn’t have the cereal the same time every day, all hell breaks loose
Perfectly imbalanced. As all breakfasts should be.
Impossible
Thanks for an original version of the meme.
Nice pfp, papa's gamerias FTW
Thanos would like to know your location
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Have a super relaxing morning with Lunky chunks!
When you stop eating it, you go through withdrawal and hallucinate that you are eating Earth's core!
Start your day with the relaxing taste of Lunk's Lunky Chunks! So soothing, you'll practically sleep through the day!
Just when we think we’ve seen Lunk at his most powerful/terrifying we get thrown another layer
The delivery, plot twist and creativity in many of these videos is severally underrated.
I love how despite everything being a trick by his Dad, everyone went back to doing the same "Hero-Villain" routine over and over.
He needed to be distracted
@@DrGandW But he knows the whole thing was bull now. So it's weird that he's still going along with it.
@@Inferno65 Existentialism and finding meaning in a now meaningless life isn't for Lunk; he'll accept routine, even if it's ultimately a sham, over the bitter pill that is self actualization. And the villagers are just happy he's not still mad at them for it all.
@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Jeez dude. That’s so dark and sobering.
this all takes place before he finds out
So you're saying Lunk could have split everything in half, and therefore Oscar may be acquitted of all charges?
Intergalactic planet destroying threats?
*TWO FOR ONE*
The fact that Lunk is not considered mortal comparated at Oscar.... for Oscar his abilities are powers which he obtained which are above of his human mind but for Lunk this is not considered a power and it is his body nature because he was born with it exactly like a Fenrir in a human version.
One of the best plot twists ever written
That "Fuck." line from the wizard gets me every time! 🤣
I would love to see a complete series with Lunk. Like what they did with Stockholm.
Lunk is so strong that even the people that he helps fear him
the fact that *lunk* actually just continues to eat the table after the cereal gets stolen without a care in the world is just the funniest thing
For millennia he ravaged the cosmos, destroying and consuming planets everywhere he went. Until one brave soul put a stop to the destruction by creating a well balanced breakfast. Don’t be a hunk, be like Lunk. Try Lunk’s Lunky chunks! A great way to start your morning without growing to planetary size and eating a planet instead of a bowl of cereal. Try it! They’rreeeeeeesee pretty gud. Each muscle relaxer / tranquilizer sold separately.
Imagine if the moon had a face before Lunk punched it 😂
Always happy to see our boi.
My favorite part of cyanide and happiness is you cannot possibly predict how any episode is going to end. Only the grace of Apollo himself could get you close
The delivery of "YOU FOOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" Is so funny
Looking back Nintendo went through the what if we made this character gigantic phase. I just realized the got through that phase for link back in Majora's Mask
Imagine Lunk got a power boost from Senor Lean fist. He can snap Thanos out of existence.
He devour thanos together with the universe just for breakfast, I'm curious if this guy even has a limit in his abilities?!
Why is the whole sequence of lunk eating the earth so satisfying?
The sinister music for the Lunk episodes is the best XD
This can’t get any better. Hes eating the earths mantel!
Those muscle relaxants must have been extremely potent, that wizard is super dead
"I have never eaten breakfast as long as I remember. Routinely, my first meal of the day was at 3pm. I achieved first place scholastic excellence in my grade 1st thru 5th grade & graduated in the top 10% of my class of 1081 graduates.
" - Some Reddit Mod (Probably)
Ironic
You make me wish the downvote button actually did something.
I also graduated top of my class without breakfast but I’m sure I would have done better with a bowl LUNKY CHUNKS to start my day!
Technically breakfast is considered your 1st meal of the day.... No matter what time
Breakfast= break-fast
I guess you had a grest motivation to be able to afford yourself a breakfast in the future :)
This so reminds me of classic 'Clawford, The Big Blue Cat.' What IF....
Clawford and Lunk got together and had some adventures. Feel the love! Aww... 💞
That "F***" was just brilliant! And yes PLEASE more LUNK!
Something tickles the smoothest part of my brain when I think "Lunk Unbound".
Brain tickles
Sir you should be asleep right now your in a brain surgery
@@slothgaming4018 At 8:53pm?
His power...it's unbelievable!
Yay! Lunk's Lunky Chunks are THE perfect balanced breakfast i've ever known!
Lunk split the world in half. Half-off Oscar would be proud.
0:45 Mission Failed
Stormy Thorncastle died from overdose because of the cereal
Lunk has the most over powered ability
Now I know I'm not the only one that reads what's written on the box of cereal while eating cereal
Hey, I mean nothing to wake you up like try to solve a simple maze made for 4 year olds
I was expecting Half Off Oscar to comment on how Lunk cut the earth in half
This looks like an interesting quest: Steal the mighty breakfast
I want more, I've enjoyed this one a lot! Really hits the spot, is fun and feels like it sets up for a fair more bangers.
honestly, i'm waiting for a Lunk episode where he goes to a "smash bros" type environment. filled with all sorts of franchise adjacent characters.
Lunk has now evolved into a cosmic horror.
So that’s Lunk’s actual size? Huh. That explains his mood
Probably he has no a certain size.... he was always bigger than the planet.
Half off man would be proud!
honestly I would love Cyanide &Happiness brand cereal, I would devour Lunky Chunks every day
Lunk's universe is hilarious everytime xD
I should copy his breakfast so I can become big and *stronk.*
Umm, the breakfast contained his powers. Not made him strong
The hero we need
Thank you for more Lunk content, probably my favourite C&H skit
I wanna eat my own cereal brand like wetzel's wiz-o's from just pancakes on webtoon. Lunky chunks, part of a delicious breakfast. Crave those crazy squares!
Now I got to get my hands on that cereal 🤣
This is Galactus's true origin story.
i wish there was a whole series of these. really enjoy them
Lunky Chunks should be a thing, I want to buy some!
It was a foolish plan to start with. What if Lunk overslept one day and didn't have time for breakfast?
I guess they feed it to him in his sleep
Speaking of splitting the earth...
WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THAT HALF OFF OSCAR SEQUEL!
0:45 I always love a C&H singular F*ck!
.Finally... part of an unbalanced breakfast....
Me: I can take him, no problem
Lunk: **being his usual angry self**
Me: Uhhhhhh. Anyone want to tag in?
I love the quick little “fuck” the wizard gives before just collapsing.
Chewing with his mouth open? What a mad man
Who would win, Lunk or Half off Oscar? WE NEED THIS DAMNIT!
It limits his power.
*looks down* close up of the food..
"%$&@" and dies.
I love that
0:45 when you realize you have an assignment due at midnight and it’s 11:55 PM and haven’t started
Love it! Lunk is my favorite thing from this channel.
Feel his power & *TREMBLE!!!*
I love any skit with Lunk.
Continue LUNK it’s one of the best character you made
I was not expecting that ending
Lunk vs thanos fight to the death
Lunk without his cereal
Thanos with full infinity gauntlet
Dang wizard basically just OD in front of us…
If you start selling those I’ll defiantly star eating cereal every morning
Now this here, is the reason why having a balanced breakfast is very important to have every morning!
I now greatly desire to see more of this lunk saga.
Lucky charms are a balance breakfast. That leprechaun just keeps running and kids still get him
the most powerful character that this animation series has
He just Cut the Earth in Half!
I love Lunk and all the crazy stuff he does
Only C&H thinks to have Lunk scrape a layer of wood off the table as Lunk eats his breakfast without looking.
This needs to be its own series
Lunk : "Thanos? Who is this little girl?"
This was the best lunks adventure yet
"They LIMIT his power!"
"Then I'll take that power... and cut it... IN HALF!"
i love this series sooo much also where can i get myself some lunky chucks before the tranquilizers and muscle relaxers it looked pretty good
Now this is what I call character growth!
Sometimes it seems this way in 3d link games. He is just a total beast of pure strength and never sleeps
The Ultimate Lunk-Out
“Now he is unbound.” Lol
lol. finally some more Lunk skits.
I guess now he is a match for Half-Off Oscar of Half-Off Oscar’s emporium.