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Star's final TF2 video: ironic shitpost reflecting how he was burnt out with playing TF2 and felt his last two videos sucked Jerma's final (well, penultimate) TF2 video: has someone run over his best hat, takes a bath while fully clothed, then falls down the stairs and dies
@@draexian530 Jerma’s last TF2 video was “TF2 - Rapid Fire Update Video” where he talks about, amongst other things, how he’s going to start streaming on this new website called Twitch and hopes he’ll be able to chill and relax with the chat.
The best part is that after he falls down the stairs he has tape on his head to keep his hat on, even though it was just a dummy who fell down. He put so much effort into making it look like this video had no effort put into it. God I love Jerma.
+Mandrid Hugh You think he wants to be in any of Jermas videos anymore? He's got all this old people stuff to worry about now he doesn't have time for his grandchildren anymore.
Anal Bajanal im not dumbo jermania is not as good as stern_ KKKKKKkKKKkKkkKKKK? =3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3==3=3=333=3=3=3=3=3=33=3=3=3=3=3==3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3333=3=3
Hover Bot I thought the odds are rather high to have something nice, i unboxed a Sandcannon Rocket launcher which is worth like 20$ from a single case.
Hentho Lin I refuse to aknowledge it as a real thingI have all these guns but you cant even melt em down. the price of a key ws 19 ref now its fucking 16 . I just said fuck that I trade at old values still. if its worth 2 keys previous to gun mettle then by ster thats what Ill pay/price.
Darqfalls Did you not see him at the bottom? He clearly died in the fall. I hope that assistant gets what's coming to him. Embarrassing him in front of all 55 million of us.
I'm so glad Jerma's Granpda survived getting thrown into hell by Zeraxos. But then again, maybe they just couldn't stand him in hell so they kicked him out. Either way, I'm glad he's back.
Im with you box. People should take youre kind more cerial. super cerial. and thats why we should first eliminate the cause of this problem. this... thing. it has been roaming around in this world for centuries. bringing desdruction, discrimination whereever it goes. im talking of course about... manbearpig
I think my first was that fps man game he played, awhile ago. Ofc though most of us probably came here from ster video with jerma in it about that third person special xforces game where ster cooked the grenades and ran into people.
elijah house Idk man this really takes me back to the days of shitty 2006 youtube poop editing. I love all of the references to Hotel Mario and the Zelda CDI games. :D
It took me way too long to realize Jerma has tape on his hat and shoes after falling down the stairs is because he had to tape those onto the falling dummy, and Jerma wanted himself to match to the dummy.
It is so sad that such talent leaves this world just because of an accident. I can't imagine the number of people wanting just one more video from this talented young man. Jerma you won our hearts forever and will not be forgotten. Rest in Peace
I was never subscribed to Jerma I would just watch a few videos here and there. I then binge watched Jerma Rumble, and then I see this video. Masterpieces, Subbed.
Martin Ipsen You got those crates in, they're covered in glue. You gotta open them up with some super glue. You gotta find a way inside of that crate you pick up every hat till you wanna remake. You're gonna craft them. That's what you gonna do. You gotta craft them into 2 2 2 to five for that hat. Gonna give it to you. Gonna come around to school you. Got the crates we got the crates, crates. Cratezie cratezie crates, crates, crates, that's a crate!
Teh BrownieMixx Star is getting married I think he would rather spend his money on picking out a rapper for his wedding ceremony than spend money on crates and keys for a dozen of the same weapon
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was that fuckin burgah boy?
Bloq He lost weight
Bloq But who was the guy who embarrassed Jerma in front of these 55 million people?
+Eggbutt burgah teen
+Bloq havent seen him in forever
+Bloq His new nickname is "cadet carrot" from what I heard in a star stream
Star's final TF2 video: ironic shitpost reflecting how he was burnt out with playing TF2 and felt his last two videos sucked
Jerma's final (well, penultimate) TF2 video: has someone run over his best hat, takes a bath while fully clothed, then falls down the stairs and dies
Don't cha love irony when He just streamed this
What was the ultimate video?
@@draexian530 Jerma’s last TF2 video was “TF2 - Rapid Fire Update Video” where he talks about, amongst other things, how he’s going to start streaming on this new website called Twitch and hopes he’ll be able to chill and relax with the chat.
I like how Jerma's bone breaking sound effects are just Jerma eating celery close to the microphone.
@@seangaming9382 Oh sure, but the charm here is how much more noticeable it is without any kind of post work.
@@seangaming9382 they don’t buy bones and break them? Ever?
In the video end I've got Lays Potato Chips ad.
That moment when you thought it would be a normal unboxing video...
I'm glad jermas a speical flower
3:24
Cino yeah
You forgot about the Jerma factor
Now that it’s 5 years later, I knew it would be a bit.
I think Jerma is slowly drifting away from TF2 and going into film.
Mission impossible next
HomelessOldMan9000 And I'm not even mad
HomelessOldMan9000 I think that much was obvious after the gem that is "Pac-man loves halloween"
HomelessOldMan9000 nah Drifting away from tf2 to insanity.
+HomelessOldMan9000 i mean duh did you see rat movie, fucking masterpiece
Why is Jerma bathing with a L'etranger?
I think it was more Lugermorph
I think it was more Lugermorph
Landon Mcginnis I think it was more a joke.
+The steamy Spy it's better to bathe with a stranger than a friend
The steamy Spy With his freakin clothes on?
"McDonald's HappyMeal shotgun."
The best part is that after he falls down the stairs he has tape on his head to keep his hat on, even though it was just a dummy who fell down. He put so much effort into making it look like this video had no effort put into it. God I love Jerma.
2:22
Holy shit I thought Grandpa died or something where's he been the last 8 months?
+Mandrid Hugh You think he wants to be in any of Jermas videos anymore? He's got all this old people stuff to worry about now he doesn't have time for his grandchildren anymore.
Hell
Grandpa used his pure skill and strength to crawl right out of hell.
Mandrid Hugh Forget Grandpa, what about the spheecies?
+ImploreYouto Reconsider And after Jerma even called him a shitty character. Who wants to support a grandson like that?
So much effort put into these jokes I fucking love it
+Anal Bajanal Indeed, such divine effort put into such outstanding comedy
The Wonky Docky *takes a bath with clothes on* COMEDY GOLD.
That was a joke? Have I been doing it wrong all my life?
The Wonky Docky jermbo 9 10 11 is good utube u shut up u dumbo xDDDDDDDDddDddDdD
Anal Bajanal im not dumbo jermania is not as good as stern_ KKKKKKkKKKkKkkKKKK? =3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3==3=3=333=3=3=3=3=3=33=3=3=3=3=3==3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3333=3=3
Is confused a natural side effect of this video?
Yes you have to watch a bit of his channel to know what is going on
Confusion is the MAIN effect.
Zack Rydher I just read it before i saw yout ccomment and said to myself i fucked up.
I guess you were CONFUSED as to how you fucked up
..heheh...
Fuck the haters, I'm not sorry.
+Builder Mazzola
I see them blooooom...
...for me and yooooouuuuu...
...and I say to myseeeeeelf...
...I dun goofed.
love that jerma has always been this way even before he started streaming.
the accuracy is unreal. i feel like im actually unboxing those crates myself
Except for the fact that he actually got some good weapons in there. WHEN AM I GONNA GET A STRANGE, GABEN?!
Shouldn't you be recording some bingo...
HARDY! HI!
Hover Bot I thought the odds are rather high to have something nice, i unboxed a Sandcannon Rocket launcher which is worth like 20$ from a single case.
Hardyt3kyoyo fancy seeing you here
Did he died?
He was rekt'd by illuminati staircase
Riperino
*****
Xx_J3rm4n0$c0p3$_xX
got rekt 2k15
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
SolarLight
Jerma is Mad Part RIP
Ripperino in Pepperoni
"But I Didn't Die Though.
It Was a Joke."
SolarLight He diededed.
SolarLight He Pepsi'd
01:38 What do you mean you don't know what that is? It's one of Ster's Choppas, seriously man...
The classic SMG skin, a ster original.
+Jake Lim what is life ;)
Going crazy with them choppas
If jerma iz relly ded, then who was holding the camera....
+josh slatter Nosferatu...
it was JOOOOOOHN CEENAAAAAAA
+josh slatter ILLOMNYNUUTIE CONFERRRMD
Dudududuuuuuuu du du du duuuuu
+josh slatter The Camera Man
I think Jerma is my Sprite animal.
MrEpic your sprite animal?
I prefer 7Up
*Spirit
The fact that you capitalized Sprite makes it even better.
ArmDude Dactah Peppah
Jerma never got the french fries.
NinjaDude 74 Nah Grandpa died in Jerma Rumble.
ShippyShock He did in the manga but they cut it out.
ShippyShock YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! XD
Edan R Nice reference.
They landed into my mouth, sorry ;/
I re-named my lightning rod shotty as ''Mc'Donalds Happy Meal Shotgun'' after this video released, it was worth every penny.
Fool, that wasn't a dog bone!! It's a ham shank!
With 100% no ham
Without the ham someone ate it
+Fire heart Heavy used it in his Sandvich.
Unusual Ham Shank
Unusual effect: 100% less ham
+Mr.Spycrab Inducing Disguise Kit YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A HAM SHANK BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
What an accurate representation of what the Gun Mettle Update has done to people's inventories these days.
I GOT TOO MUCH
Hentho Lin Valve: How would you like an opertunity to spend money?
I just got 1-2 weapons for each class so I don't waste money on them
I have 1 skin lol
Hentho Lin I refuse to aknowledge it as a real thingI have all these guns but you cant even melt em down. the price of a key ws 19 ref now its fucking 16 . I just said fuck that I trade at old values still. if its worth 2 keys previous to gun mettle then by ster thats what Ill pay/price.
I... im so confused about everything that I just saw...
Also please Jerma can I have those SMGs you got?
No
Muselk sooo. he got some commandos, an assassin, and some strange weapons... hold on, loading the SMG.
what about the happy meals guns?
Don't you think 200 of them is enough.
Muselk Muselk has now resorted to ASKING for SMGs. This is proof that he secretly loves his SMG collection
Holy shit did you actually fall down those stairs?
Clay Guy No.
+Clay Guy That was OBVIOUSLY a mannequin lmao
Darqfalls Did you not see him at the bottom? He clearly died in the fall. I hope that assistant gets what's coming to him. Embarrassing him in front of all 55 million of us.
Pray for his soul
+theshimita Lol he didn't die. If he was dead, how would he have uploaded the vid. Idiot.
Jerma is consistently one universe time and 5 years ahead of our current comedy level
I now want a Lighting rod Nametagged McDonald's Happy Meal Shotgun
I have it
The Bloo Kirby Are you lovin' it?
Padapa PAPA
+The Bloo Kirby
McDonald's Happy Meal Shotgun! Limited time only! Includes Rare StatTrak Happy Meal Shotgun and Super Rare Unusual Happy Meal Shotgun and Legendary Unusual StatTrak Happy Meal Shotgun! ENJOOOYYYYY!
Coding Ethan oh my god please no you're making me fall down
I think Jerma is trying to tell us something...
Rufus Moriono that valve does nothing but rob money from us with this stupid update
Rufus Moriono "55 million" maybe he's trying to tell himself something
WolfgerLion I love Gun Mettle!
Rufus Moriono He is probably trying to reintroduce the Dork Cube to the public. This time with 100% less blood.
+BastiontheMighty
But with 100% more broken bones.
This is the only unboxing video that needs to exist.
I'm so glad Jerma's Granpda survived getting thrown into hell by Zeraxos. But then again, maybe they just couldn't stand him in hell so they kicked him out.
Either way, I'm glad he's back.
I'm a box and I find this offensive.
RandomRedBox Dem boxes are offended
im an offense and i find this boxy.
and yes, offenses have no profile picture or name
RandomRedBox you're just jealous that Jerma prefers bags over boxes. Get over it, pointy.
Im with you box. People should take youre kind more cerial. super cerial. and thats why we should first eliminate the cause of this problem. this... thing. it has been roaming around in this world for centuries. bringing desdruction, discrimination whereever it goes. im talking of course about... manbearpig
This being my first Jerma video. IT WAS GREAT
Welcome to paradise
All his videos are this good:D
buzz5400 Welcome! Do not forget to check his older sketches too, and JERMA RUMBLE!!
I think my first was that fps man game he played, awhile ago. Ofc though most of us probably came here from ster video with jerma in it about that third person special xforces game where ster cooked the grenades and ran into people.
I first came here back when he used to do the Face Cam Fortress videos. Damn that was a while ago.
usually watching old jerma stuff he looks so different to current day jerma, but for some reason in this video he looks exactly the same
That's because he was REPLACED by a CLONE in this video, thats why he QUIT TF2 and started streaming.
I feel bad for the hat that was run over
*T H A T W A S M Y B E S T H A T*
Finally, some quality youtube poop
Wasn't a ytp
+elijah house really
+Ralouch ikr? It's hard to find some good youtube poop these days. This one's great though. Really takes me back.
TheFriendlyFire It was an original video and wasn't a parody of something else, I assumed it was obvious since it didn't have ytp i the title.
elijah house Idk man this really takes me back to the days of shitty 2006 youtube poop editing. I love all of the references to Hotel Mario and the Zelda CDI games. :D
The local dollar store is now bankrupt...
Because jerma bought everything?
I get where you were going with this joke but I think you forgot that stores make money when people buy things from them.
@@amystarnes5977 I get where you were going with this reply but I think you forget that the original comment is 4 years old.
@@exio3099 oh yeah, I forgot about that time limit UA-cam put on making replies. Guess I'm going to jail. 😢
@@exio3099 I get where you were going with this reply, but there is no expiration date on a youtube comment.
The skins mark his fate, Jerma will take over all of the McDonalds
+Purple Necromancer so
blue scout/XXcat_lordxX Quite.
Purple Necromancer will there be keys in the tf2 meals
blue scout/XXcat_lordxX Not for F2Ps
Otherwise you can hope for keys
Purple Necromancer i am p2p spent a ton of money on tf2
U getted hert frum faling don stares?
I got hurt by your English
+Sgout It was most likely a joke...
Mad Yelling Man How the hell do you know he was joking/sarcastic? We may never know is he was just being "funny" or had English problems?
Sgout *Problems
Mad Yelling Man what problem?
All I get is shit revolver and smg....
Littlekiraneko 3 Low Profiles in a row. I know your pain.
Littlekiraneko All of my luck has gone into a strange Current Event. :/
Littlekiraneko Don't socomb to gaben's lustful items.
+Littlekiraneko lol i got an unusual in my second case!
Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter Got lucky, boyo- Field-tested one is worth about thirty bucks on the market, without parts or killstreakers.
Are you still in boston?
***** This was filmed on some random side streets in a few random locations. I am not really close to Boston anymore.
+Jerma985 Do you still know the area, or are you going to have to get used to it over the next few months?
+Jerma985 even the sections in houses? Are you sneaking into other people's houses to hide those 10 knives you don't need?!
+Jerma985 aww dude, I live just right next to random street side in a few random locations
***** If you have too many items, why not host a stream giveaway or raffle?
anybody notice the electrical tape Jerma used to keep his hat on when he fell down the stairs?
what if jerma was not kill
+Jesse Brol dun dun DUNNN
+Jesse Brol no
OR YES??!??!!?!!!
Jerma is handsome af. #nohomo
#yeshomo any day for tehh best rat burger ever to live
MaybyAGhost Yes bb! x3
Ngui Ngui #LOOTGET
Ngui Ngui Jerma is handsome as fuck. Fullhomo.
Ngui Ngui #allthehomo
>Pulls out SMG
>"This is a scattergun."
Yes, Jerma. Yes, it is.
what was the "that was my best hat" line from. it's killing me
***** didn't find anything. It's bugging the hell out of me
it's in one of jerma's video called Fast Draw : Showdown
***** thanks man I remember now
Np
+Ole-Martin Thorsen It actually doesn't bring up any good results.
not many people notice but this is actually how the original Jerma died before he was replaced for his Top 100 Twitch streaming career.
No really. What. In the fuck.
+Freddie TF2 love your vids
This is fucking amazing.
Like 20 seconds is TF2.
The rest is pure gold.
Best. Uncrating. Ever.
It's been well over a year and this is still my favorite video on UA-cam
how about now
@@thewerepyreking still as good as it ever was!
@@we-must-live Absolutely.
This was the the other resident's first impression of their new neighbor
The idea of Jerma walking in a dollar tree with a copious amount of toy guns is what I live for
I wonder what the dollar store people thought when he bought all that stuff
"This is part of a sandwich, obviously" lmao
damn, jerma is _hawt_
Ikr
yee
August TOMMOROW
Fire Power TODAY
I BEAT IT
TWICE
ster_ with a beard looks like Hungrybox.
He still looks like HBox tho.
That isn't Star and the dude in the car looked nothing like HBox.
Jamil O'Neal Pretty sure he means the assistant at the end, and the guy in the car seems to be Burgah boy.
+The JOJ Burgah boy looks like he laid off the burgahs.
Josh Zimmerman
Yup, I guess he's Sahlad boy now.
4:11
Jerma falls downstairs to evolve into Short Jerma!
4:10 ayo the pizza here
WATER THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE 2:20
Nice meme
call me meme lord
But I don't want to
TAKE ME OUT FOR SOME FRENCH FRIES! THE GOOD ONES FROM WENDY'S!
tino lmao the ian connor avi
2:00 That was a broken Bat Outta Hell, Jerma... God dammit!
THAT WAS MY BEST HAT
to this day I have a lightning rod shotgun named "the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Shotgun"
His back breaking sounded like someone was munching on a packet of Quavers
"Hey pick me up some french fries. The good ones from Wendy's"
+RazrSharp but he wanted the good ones
It took me way too long to realize Jerma has tape on his hat and shoes after falling down the stairs is because he had to tape those onto the falling dummy, and Jerma wanted himself to match to the dummy.
This is hands down Jerma's weirdest video ever....
I thought the rat movie was
And the best.
+TaKen HaDes
Nah, that'd have to be Castle Griffinsteed.
yes
you misspelled best
Oh hey, it’s his Red Sox shirt from the pre dollhouse q&a
It is so sad that such talent leaves this world just because of an accident. I can't imagine the number of people wanting just one more video from this talented young man. Jerma you won our hearts forever and will not be forgotten. Rest in Peace
I hope you remembered to take your phone out of your pocket.
Jerma made a house tour entertaining. Wow.
ALSO BURGAH BOY!! WHERE YOU BEEN!!?!?
I WILL FEEL FULFILLMENT IF I AM THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON A POPULAR VIDEO THAT WILL NUMB THE PAIN OF GROWING UP WITHOUT THE LOVE OF A FATHER
Nope, son
+Jake Stowers sorry pal, it aint yer day
Jake Stowers ey at least you still got yer mom
Not a single one of these was opened up with some super glue! Jerma doesn't take his own advice.
I love these skitches, like the unboxing one you did earlier and the pacman one. This stuff is easily the best content you have on your channel.
I was never subscribed to Jerma I would just watch a few videos here and there. I then binge watched Jerma Rumble, and then I see this video.
Masterpieces, Subbed.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who bathes fully clothed.
10/10 made my day
So did your profile picture.
Still holds up 4 years later
This was a real nice change for a video jerma, i loved it
What am I gonna get.
Martin Ipsen You got those crates in, they're covered in glue. You gotta open them up with some super glue. You gotta find a way inside of that crate you pick up every hat till you wanna remake. You're gonna craft them. That's what you gonna do. You gotta craft them into 2 2 2 to five for that hat. Gonna give it to you. Gonna come around to school you. Got the crates we got the crates, crates. Cratezie cratezie crates, crates, crates, that's a crate!
***** it's "2 refined for that hat" i believe, would make way more sense.
So I guess Star gets full custody of the children while Jerma's in the hospital.
falls down the stairs and breaks every bone in his body and yet still adjusts his hat
Jerma this video was awesome! Really good job with the live action stuff, I would love to see more! Keep it up man :)
Abstract and moving. A truly unique perspective on the human condition. Jerma's best film since This Vineyard. 10/10
no way fish stick on a stick youtube official??
fish on a stick gaming
Ayo the pizza here
real reason for his back problems
@@toecurlersupreme 4 month hiatus incoming
Takes out a big plastic gun - This is my Scattergun
Takes out a smaller plastic gun - This is my Tomislav.
Classic Jerma
12 am watching old jerma videos. Ohhhhh memories
I love you Jerma
Have not laughed like this in forever.... Thank you Jerma, I love you....
2:04
Buffed Ham shank:
Can consume ham to fully replenish health
When consumed, turns into ham bone with -50% base damage
No random crits.
This was my first time watching one of your videos. I laughed so much! Subscribed!
I guess Burgah Boy or whoever that was is taking over the channel now.
Rip in rip Jerma
"You're Fucking Dead"
That was a damm baby that fell down the stairs
+Silver Spork I meant a fake baby
+Silver Spork no it was a reel babey
People like u question why the f ... R we repeating the same thing
***** it was a real baby though
***** but it was a real baby
oh my god the moment when the bag catches on the handrail is so great
I watched this as soon as I woke up this morning from my subscriptions; goddamn, when you're half asleep this video is the most trippy shit ever
I have a feeling Jerma opened some cases and was so dissapoited he took 30mg of acid and made this video.
isn't DJ STER_ supposed to be the one doing this?
Teh BrownieMixx Star is getting married I think he would rather spend his money on picking out a rapper for his wedding ceremony than spend money on crates and keys for a dozen of the same weapon
+Thomas Danforth He already got married awhile ago I'm pretty sure
Teh BrownieMixx He got married to Jerma, he is just too shy to appear on camera :3
***** Reddit.com/r/sterma in a nutshell.
I'm still watching your old tf2 videos from time to time. lul
Your videos get more and more directionless each day and I fucking love it.
tf2uber jerma meets modern jerma
What about this Week's edition of...
DORC KUBE!?!?
i love how the bone crunching sound effect is very clearly just him eating something really loudly into the microphone
I like how Jerma adjusts his cap while he's dying.