TF2 - Dictation Disaster
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- Опубліковано 7 чер 2015
- Better in theory than in practice
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Intro/Outro by:
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He found a way to play tf2 from bed
STAR_ senpai notice me!!!!!!!!!!!
STAR_ OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. HE LIVES EVERYBODY STAR LIVES
I do that all the time
Dαηηγ he streamed every day last month i'm pretty sure everyone knows he's alive
Dαηηγ he's been streaming a lot lately...
voicebot doesn't recognize boston accents.
Corbin Fahy-McLear We straight up won't get Cortana (for Windows 10) in Sweden because it won't recognize our dialects and Microsoft won't reprogram everything in Swedish.
Corbin Fahy-McLear Are you either of those things? If so, you fucking friend me on steam this instant.
YES. Do you have a mic? I kinda got a thing for specifically Scottish and Irish accents, I just want to listen to your voice.
christmastiger I'm a Northern Irish TF2 UA-camr...
Pyroven Yes! Add me as well. my username is my steam name. Anyone who is Irish, Scottish, English, or Welsh should add me. I'm not usually one of those chicks who plays medic, but I will pocket you if I can hear you talk.
Just checking in
STAR_ ohaithere
I didn't see you there
STAR_ its a wild Star. He ran away
STAR_ Thought for sure this was you just following Jerma's instructions at the beginning.
Yo! Merry Christmas.
A moment of silence for that kritzkrieg medic that had no idea
"I HAVE NO IDEA!"
"If you Kritzkrieg me you're gonna be real damn sad"
Is this how new pyros have been playing all this time?
Maybe, :OO
Krawtch "New pros" is a bit of a stretch.
Andri474 That's why he said Pyros.
Dakar12 I'm drunk.
Andri474 Fair enough.
I need to see an actual TF2 match where everyone is doing this. XD
***** I would love to do it, it would be hilarious, haha.
Borislav Rachev That's not familiar to me at all, so I think you're mistaking me for someone else.
Borislav Rachev Haha, it's okay. This picture's just a stock photo from the internet, so I'm sure other people do use it.
binding would be a pain in the ass.
oh god, no.
One of my favourite bits of this video is that after 4:29, 'strafe left' becomes 'bugs' and 'strafe right' becomes 'tree'
5:06 I love the genuine dismay in Jerma's voice as he gets ubered
Next, program a Xbox Kinect to control TF2 using full body movements.
SourceMaster_ And instead of whacking stuff with a wrench, you whack your meat.
If you're into that sort of thing.
SourceMaster_ There is a way to do that in gmod
RetroMann Give yo meat, a good 'ol rub.
SourceMaster_ go ahead and play scout like that
SourceMaster_ Better yet, minecraft Kinect.*arm swings*
He cut away twice right after saying "fuck", hmmmm, suspicious.
This Knight is Dark and Full of Terror that was the point of the cut...
Yeah. He don't want to got banned from UA-cam for show 18+ scene.
share the shekels
hmm. If I know the internet well, you mean my English is bad right?
+share the shekels He used the program from the video,that's why
Rightclick. Left. Shoot. Fuck.
Dear top I'm writing you this tomato
My hypothesis in my experience Haitians
thank you again,. sharma 908 auburn 500
you'll never happen again
Here's the letter at the end in copy paste form.
"Dear top I'm writing you this tomato
,
I'm writing this email to make sure you know that I tried to make a fund video unfortunately, unfortunately that didn't turn out so well my hypothesis in my experience Haitians were not happening as well as I plant and I'm really sorry you'll never happen again, please don't fire me I hope we can still be best friends your if if fewer from your best friend sure not now if if if if if,
Thank you again,.
Sharma 908 auburn 500 Joe favor employee"
Jesus that was a train wreck of an email.
Gemmaster40 I'm writing you this tomato.
Gemmaster40 Going to comment this on the next video Star or Jerma posts, and likely spam it on Star's twitch streams.
I'm writing you this tomato is the new "but that was before the plague hit"
hello my friend
i'm using the voice thing option option on my phone to type this
it seems like the artificial intelligence of this phone is sophisticated enough to understand what I'm saying
cheers
check with this fight night night
Gemmaster40 this is amazing
can't wait for the pros to use this strat in competitive
Noticibly F.A.T. Pyro mains could probably get away with it.
Noticibly F.A.T. I wanna see a highlander where everyone has to use this.
Just go to the battle of the brainless bots video
Zoronii And no respawns.
Sharma 908 auburn 500™
Joe favor employee
My favorite youtuber, Sharma 908 auburn 500.
Joe Favor Employee
The future is here
The robots! They're taking over!
"Robots are our masters!"
Alexander Abrams-Flohr THE ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE NAVY!
shadowboy0126 Ex-fucking-actly.
+Silver Marksman Attention everybody, robots are taking over the world!
...
OUR WORLD!
*various screams*
jerma vs star,Voice battle.
who wants to see this
jason blitz Everybody want to see this happen
Haerodiel Boo was not in the Call
i bet the audio would be scrambled by constant shouting :P
Gg Sharma 908 and 500
Wat m8?
joe favor employee
4:24 still kills me 4 years later.
Ah yes, another gem from sharma 908 auburn 500
2:33 I'm essentially the kiddie cone of Team Fortress 2 right now. You wouldn't even sell me to an adult. possibly my favorite jerama quote ever
3:40 I am laughing so hard at what that medic must be thinking. XD
Sharma where is Sturgeon?
CouchPotato252 Nicola Sturgeon?
CouchPotato252 Sturgeon isn't the voice recognition???
CouchPotato252 iiii
Oh hey look it's Jerma, but where is STER_? It's been much too long since we had an official Jerma VS STAR_ battle.
Mandrid Hugh That was before the plague hit.
That was before, the fire nation attacked.
Ster got bored. Watched him play tf2 during a live stream and he was not having fun.
STAR_ got married
If you could make this happen like the ol days
"Dear top I'm writing you this tomato"
That's it, that's all it takes for me to laugh.
Ultimate Jerma TF2:
-map all swears to suicide
-don't say sw- sweeeears
Can you imagine if he bound "Fuck" to explode
He'd die alot
5:58 "Dear top, i'm writing you this tomato" God my sides
Wow this was basically the LifeLine stream but 3 years earlier
Couldn't get a kill as demo but you got a chainstab as spy? Whos the real easiest class hmmm..
OMG I'm laughing so hard! Shoot, Shoot...Fuck!
Thanks for writing this tomato!
You should of made one of the commands explode.
No body suspects the exploding demoman
No body...
***** That's a cute Marie pic. Source?
***** *maps all swears to explode*
DON'T SAY SW-SW-sweeeeeears
***** of made?
Ze'ev Yehuda Can we get that as a standalone video of him just blowig himself up with curses
Rose Erin is that poison?
We need a server of people just doing this.
Imagine two Highlander teams having to use this.
Those poor snipers....
Ivan Mooney RIGHT CLICK
LEFT
SHOOT
FUCK
+Carson Holladay "FINALLY, MY DREAMS OF BEING MVP OF MY HIGHLANDER TEAM AS A PYRO HAVE BEEN REALIZED!"
Twist: every time you say 'fuck' you explode.
Hoopla Every time you say "GabeN" your Steam account gets beNned.
Sharma 908 auburn 500 Joe favor employee
When you got that double backstab, it made me indescribably happy.
I lost it at "Sharma 908 auburn 500"
Honestly, you should have been wearing a Gibus when you did this..
If you have a gibus you had to get at least three kills on the same person and I don't think you can do that
Shenanigans Are you stupid or something?
Ethan Ferry do you have an objection of the fact that you need to dominate another gibus player to get the gibus?
Shenanigans no he is calling you stupid because it is 4 kills not 3
PB Whatsoup hi
This seems to be a new way to play... Is... Is this the new Meta?
No, the new meta is playing pyro as a deaf, blind, handicapped communist.
Brandon Uenaka Only if you play Spy.
Brandon Uenaka So long as you can tip the scales ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
Brandon Uenaka I swear I've seen you in other videos.
"Right, left, walk, stab." Still better than most people on valve servers
Here is what I've recorded on a set of Difficultly Levels:
•Impossible
•Chuck Norris
•Asian
•Intense
•Expert
•Very Hard
•Hard
•Medium
•Easy
•Very Easy
•Justin Bieber
•TF2 Bots
•Level 1 Smash Bros Bot
•*Newly Discovered - "Jerma's Voice Bot"*
(4:55 Oh Look, I found the Huntsman! Can't ya believe it!)
Chuck Norris should be before Impossible, just saying.
Walros Man. I don't agree, Korean pros could beat chuck norris easily
And the easy mario party bots should be the easiest.
You can defeat those by standing still and doing nothing.
Sarrih Cermaros Chuck Norris will come over to your house right now if you don't change your opinion.
StickMaster500 Justin Bieber is still worse than jerma voice bot
was gold from start to finish. I am so thankful you made it.
Ahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard! That was great Jerma!!
Hi valty
Oh hey
***** hi Valtroid
FUNKePills Hello people I don't know but have developed a parasocial relationship with due to the nature of entertainment.
FUNKe the "v" isn't capitalised!
3:40 To this day I still wonder what was going through that medics head when this was happening.
5:00
"Good job...good job, you shot the fuckin' stairwell....(starts to say "down" and gets Ubercharged) OH FUCK-"
"I'm really sorry you'll never happen again"
Way to combine existential dread with comedy
i couldn't imagine how confusing this would be if someone was spectating him while he did this
its so funny that his full name is Jerma 900 800 500
"Dear top i'm writing you this tomato
,
I'm writing this e-mail to make sure you know that i tried to make a fund video unfortunately, unfortunately that didn't turn out so well my hypothesis in my experience Haitians were not happening as well as I plant and I'm really sorry you'll never happen again, pleas don't fire me I hope we can still be best friends your if if fewer from your best friend sure not know if if if if if,
Thank you again,.
Sharma 908 auburn 500 Joe favor employee" -Jerma985, 2015
Corporal Cunning 10/10 would hire this employee again.
Please for the love of God jerma vs star and they both have to play using this
what the fuck jerma predicted dougdoug
Dougdoug was apparently inspired by this exact video!
@@lr- real!!
@@lr-what did he inspire?
His text control streams, like when he summoned bears in skyrim by saying bear
*Thank you again,.*
*Sharma 908 auburn 500 Joe favour employee*
This is the funniest video I have seen in a long time. The end, especially.
I'm always happy when I see a new fund video from our favor employee, Sharma 908 auburn 500.
At least that program got it generally right. When I used several dictation programmes with a good mic in the past, I read multiple bookpages to them, and they barely got about 3 words right. I recalibrated them many times and tried different mics, but even at their best, it was painful to watch.
"back" "go left" "SHOOT" reminds me of teaching a friend how to play a FPS xD
This was the funniest video I have seen in a while :D thx jerma
This was one of the funnier videos I have watched all week. Thank you so much!
stellar videos lately jerma!
The part where the medic ubercharged him or whatever had me laughing out loud. The funniest parts of these vids are the interactions with others and what they must be seeing/thinking
4:26 I burst out laughing when I hear him say that. Bot: "Command not registered"
First video i enjoyed in a while from ur channel.
Is it just me, or am I the only one who misses your old outro. Ya know, with the happy music at the end, now seeing old videos with it on gives me nostalgia for some odd reason, but it made me happy lol. But awesome videos as always, you're the only UA-camr I actually enjoying watching videos from, thanks!
Had to come back here after witnessing Jerm's latest foray into the world of voice commands in vid games
*Sharma 908 auburn 500 for the next Jerma Rumble!!!*
This was actually genius, really original and super funny! Good job, I've taught you all I can.
I love the last few videos you have made, made me lol, who knows is you keep this up you might be more popular not just in the steam community but the UA-cam community hopefully the good part of it
Welcome everyone, to the future of gaming!
2:53 already doing better than me as spy.
hilarious
always love to see a new tf2 vid from jerma!
Best video i've seen on youtube yet. Worthy of a sub!
Left.
Shoot.
Fuck.
Iconic
I've seen people play like this at their best with mouse and keyboard :I
I love how excitedly he says Detonate
I can legitimately say that this is the most original gaming video I have ever seen on UA-cam.
Ooh, a precious and fresh new jerma video... GO AWAY STAR_!
A precious TEAM FORTRESS 2 video, too bad STAR_ isn't here to make it better... OH WAIT! We don't need that guy.... Jerma is now officially the new STAR_ since he doesn't complain about any update... NOT LIKE SOMEBODY!!! -_-'
Hostile Mustache wat
Toots o' Poots Yes.
Puddinator ster is better
skurr Better in playing, but Jerma is better in making people laugh and making Comedy.
awesome video, sharma 908 auburn 500
Hadn't watche your vids in a while and then i come back to this awesomeness. Oh Jerma..you amazing man
Oh man, I seriously miss TF2 on this channel!
Great experiment with the voice command thing, and so funny :)
Don't worry, I'm sure top would have been glad with that tomato.
Gotta get those berries berries berries berries.
That huntsman drop is quite relevant don't you think? xD
That ending had me in tears.
Brought tears to my face so quickly
wtf jerma!! xD once again you amaze us
I almost pissed my pants in the end
Unequivocally the best tf2 video I've ever seen.
Had me in tears and I woke my girlfriend up from laughing.
My god, I was actually in tears during the last letter you wrote. That was so stupid but so hilarious.
This was interesting to watch. Not just for the comedic value (Funny as always) but that even thought it's faulty for the time being, we soon might be able to do everyday tasks with just our voice. Technology is becoming fairly advanced, and it's just gets more and more impressive.
you should do this except it's someone blindfolded and you're feeding them information
1:23 sombra in the top-right corner! :O
Seriously Sharma this is one the funniest videos I have ever seen, I almost passed out from laughing. Thank you so much
This must have taken forever, I appreciate it Jerma.
In my experience Haitians were not happening as well as I plant
Can I get a top comment :(
STAR_ Can we get a video of you painting a fence?
STAR_ Only if you act out a fanfic with jerma. And it has to be smut
STAR_ No but i can.
not
Collin White yes
I win " insert Lenny "
This is like a video game version of Knightmare!
(For those of you who don't know, Knightmare was a British children's game show from the late 80's/early 90's, which involved a team of three navigators guiding one blindfolded player around a virtual dungeon. The dungeon rooms were on a green screened room which had its layout shown through a monitor. The show was extremely difficult and had very few overall winners, but it was a very unique show that is most likely never going to be redone.)
that was the best tf2 video I've seen in a while XD dem skillz m8
jerma classics
pley miencrafte
Just a recommendation for my favorite UA-camr, Sharma 908 arburn 500.
Yerma managed to do something new with tf2 in a vid.... This is why I love you Yerma
This old but still cracks me up!