Everything Wrong With Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves in 21 Minutes
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I gotta say that the Cooper Cane is one hell of a stick to be not broken into a million pieces by now. I mean, getting stuck in the jaw of a gigantic mutant and all... then being flung into the high heavens. Gotta get me one of those.
I agree. I got to get one of my own
Buy a knock off at the gift shop
Yea, unfortunately, only a cooper can make a pimp cane
and besting the crap out of everything
i clobbered 3 villians and what i assume was an adamantium owl, more baddies an adamantium owl again, demon enhanced miners, a dragon, and tons more
Murray at the beginning of the game doesn't want to be involved with violence.
Murray partway through the game: *I ' L L T H R O W T H I S C L O W N I N T O T H E D R I L L S!*
That might break the circuits! Give it a try!
@@owennelson5814And kill the guy! But... sure!
He had to defend his friends starting from the Don Octavio fight
No sin for Sly's reaction to Carmalita as grew bigger? For shame.
***** You don't have to tell me that. I enjoy the giantess much more than the next guy.
***** Aw yeah.
BlueGator same here XD 5 "09"
BlueGator depends if the mans big enough down there
Tig ol bitties.
Aaah, Bentley singing, fucking hilarious back then and hilarious now. Good memories.
Oooh! Also that bar mission. Fucking best. Absolute favorite as a child.
Kaim Argonar uhg it was so fcing painful doing the mini game with bentley singimg i almost lost bevause of that>.
Definitely. The bar mission was the fucking bomb. I remember doing it over and over again smashing all the bottles on the table because it gave me so many coins.
Ah, the nostalgia..
Misty Graves You can't loose that mission.
puffnisse oh you cant?
2:22 it does mention how Sly met McSweeny in a comic book before Sly 3 came out. It mentioned how McSweeny also used to be Connor Cooper’s best friend. He even mentioned that he used to bounce Sly on his lap when Sly was a kid. So that’s how the two know each other.
Edit: Yes I know you’re gonna say “it’s bad storytelling because I have to resort to an external source of media to understand the story”. I know. But the comics were meant for the die hard Sly fans, and if I’m not mistaken it was also a promo comic series (a small one at least). So there’s your answer.
Charii would have known that had he actually played the game. Most of these people who sin games and movies have never played the games or movies themselves and make poorly written jokes and ask obvious questions that are easily answered by the movie or game themselves. But I will give him some credit. There are some things that I found genuinely hilarious. Like for example, I have played sly 3 multiple times, and the one thing I can’t really understand is how those characters who speak different languages such as the guru are able to communicate with Sly and the gang with said characters being able to understand what they’re saying. There were so many different times that the guru was speaking as in the binocom sections and when the gang first met him. Another thing that Charii gets right that I don’t understand is, how did the team van get to China after drifting off to sea at the end of the second game before the final level? You’d think it would have been lost at sea. Plus since it was frozen in a block of ice, more then the battery was destroyed, the ocean was salty. All that salt water would have completely destroyed the van and had it cover in rust making it utterly unusable and therefore useless and dangerous. Lastly, I’ve been wanting to know exactly how is it that Bentley was able to jump if he’s in a wheelchair? I mean, he shouldn’t be able to at all, wheelchairs are heavy things, and carry significant weight. I get adding rocket boosters to it, but how otherwise was he able to jump? That was never explained, unless Bentley just has some kinda untold strength for a turtle.
Bentley is the brains, and Murray is the muscle
"And you're the tf".
I died
Actually Sly said Murray was the "do-er" in that scene
Or that.
Lmfao!
TheChaoticWolf ah yes, Sly 3, starring Sly Cooper, the Tf.
I don't get it
For the record Dimitri is supposed to be completely sillouetted but the HD collection fucks with the shadows, completely ruining the reveal
It's still a sin in that Sly doesn't know if Murry's in the cell, so why's he asking for Murry if he can't be sure? Yes, breaking into police headquarters is probably a good first step, if Murry is missing or in jail information about him should have surfaced there, but last he heard Murry was safe.
Fair enough but that wasn't what that sin was about
I thought that for a second you were talking about his appearance in the prologue, if you zoom in with the binoculars you can clearly see Dimitri waiting outside of the glass window underwater.
Yeah, I know he's there, he's supposed to be completely sillouetted there to, but like I said, the HD collection fucks with the shadows which ruins the reveal (Though for the record Dimitri, Murray and the Panda King's voices are easily recognizible to fans of the original trilogy so you can figure it out during the prologue when they speak, even if Murray keeps changing voice actors and Dimitri's voice actor seemed to change, it's still distinctive)
I always thought Murray changed voice actors between the games but i looked it up and in all 4 of them it's the same one.
One thing I kinda realized with Penelope getting kidnapped is there is actually no reason why she should be defenseless. She is a master boxer according to Bentley who is practically always right (He was referring to the Black Baron but she is him) and later on she shows to be a master swordsmen or at least proficient in fencing, she could easily rescue herself.
You do know that LeFwee and his pirates had swords out and ready to strike, right? Personal opinion, but I doubt Penelope would react fast enough to disarm any of them.
Wow,I wonder if she's the twist villain(Sly Cooper 4)
@@raijyn2452 she had the whole gang there with her. You'd think they'd stand there and watch? Hell no! Lol
It really does freak me out how in this game, the gang was so much more callous about killing people to move forward in their plans.
They've been doing that since the first game.
Murray and Sly both comment how "Devious" Bentley's gotten. Dr. M was right, time does strange things to people.
To be fair, the gangs been ranking up a body count of thugs since the First game.
That Opera scene never gets old.
Also: It's definitely possible for objects to get behind a persons glasses. So a cloud of dust would at least have some of it get into the persons eyes
I would know
It kind of disappoints me that you didn't make the joke about Sly's face when he sees Carmelita growing bigger.
Donkey Kong: expand dong
He sure looked excited
"This should not expand dong.
But it does!"
Sly: I once had a dream like that...
Actually, it being a robot body is actually very plausible.... considering what we see in "Thieves in Time".
I can see that but I’d like to think Penelope actually does box when she’s not doing anything tech related
"Sly Cooper 5: Master of Tf's"
StellarGuard 1999 thats so funny hahaha lol
Lmfao!
Lol
Team
Fortressing
i got nothing? im sorry i want to help but i have wait (also i hoop we meet one day)
"Then why is it called the Cooper Gang?"
Oh, I don't know, maybe it's because if it wasn't for Sly being part of a family of master thieves, they wouldn't be the gang they are today?
Bentley and Murray are basically Coopers themselves too; they are pretty much brothers together, I'd imagine.
A few other things about Operation Moon Crash:
1. Carmelita's clothes grow with her. Yeah, I know they couldn't have her grow out of them (not if they wanted to keep an E-rating), but they could've at least said specifically that the Mask of Dark Earth affected her clothes as well as her body, instead of basically saying "That's just a given."
2. Sly takes the whole situation of his love interest getting possessed and trying to kill him (and his teammates) a bit too casually.
3. The mask, a powerful supernatural entity, can be removed from its victims face simply by undoing two piddly little straps *by hand.* Riiiiiight.
4. ...and it can be blown up by fighter jets. _Riiiiiight._
I've been watching this video for 3 years and i just saw this sin comment,I love reading these because people are usually wrong but here your #1 just cracked me up
That mask was worst sly villain ever, it was so stupid villain
Sly Cooper has a cliche in every game: "Good thing bad guys have such bad aim!" Only thing is the cop has bad aim. Either way, she's trying to lock up Sly Cooper.
6:57 LOL that stage always cracked me up too.
Especially that last note!
10:23 - Missing sin: Sly's Derp face on the left.
14:49 Oh boy. Im going to use my womanly cooking skills to cook you up and eat you well. :)
I hate that chicken.
This used to be my favourite game as a child and looking back at it, it still is. Amazing gameplay suited for replayability and a nice story.
Best disclaimer ever xD
He’s got dimitris lingo down pat and greasy sweet
Heads up for a sin inclusion when you do sly 4, the fourth chapter's name is so wrong because the chapter is medieval England, but the name of the chapter is "Of Mice and Mechs" which the story of "Of Mice and Men" takes place in America during the Great Depression
Mickspad your serious getting fucking butt hurt over that. ...my god..
Marina The Octoling No. He just brought it up. How is that getting butthurt?
@@superlombax1561 what arr you gay?
"Aw sweet, now I can evolve my nidorino into Nidoking." *Slowly dies of laughter*
This was well worth the wait, but oh my god, Sly couldn't have sounded any less enthused in this game.
QueenCreeps I think one of the things I love about Sly 4 is how much of a step up the voice acting is in that game.
QueenCreeps ITS WORTH IT NOW SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE SHOW XD
I'm sorry... the fandom got over me
+The Old And New Super Mario Bros. Really? Changed her VA for the 4th time? It should be an in-universe joke by now or maybe an honoured tradition.
Why should he? He's "the Tf".
It took me until the end of the disclaimer to figure out that you were doing a Dimitri impression.
Really dude? Really?
I'm disappointed you didn't make a Power Rangers joke when Murray mentioned having a giant fighting robot.
Eli J. Brony i was like WTF too on that >.
Eli J. Brony nah clank in giant mode
because it's a robot not a mech
Same thing actually.
Eli J. Brony WRONG
a mech is a vehicle you drive, a robot has no such capacity
think C-3PO vs mobile suit gundam. completely different
10:50
This game was originally released in late 2005. Even back then, it never took _this_ long to download an image. *Ding*
16:25 we interrupt Sly 3 to bring you Guardians of the Galaxy
Why does Sly always sound so flirty? I feel like this game is always a few seconds away from turning into a serious yiff festival.
Then you haven't seen the mini game in Sly 4. Hoo boy...
oh you mean when Carmelita belly dances in the fourth game?
Darkath yup
he's a smooth talker, and he try's to be cool and creaming all the time. What did you expect what's a guy a called Sly.
Yeah. That's a pretty valid explanation.
The Tf, I can't stop laughing.
slysonic026 same xD
Im sorry to be that guy but that just means the the fuck.... just put Tf in
lol you forgot at 1:38 when Bentley just stood there doing nothing, not even looking up.
**wakes up**
**sees this**
FUCK YES
You made the equivalent to when i saw the “EWW DDLC” episode
Same here everytime a new paper Mario vid is released
wasn't bentley more bummed about penelope being into sly when she saw him? like "oh great, a girl I really like is into sly. Of course she is." I could be wrong, but I thought the analogy was hilarious.
You forgot a sin where Bentley steals a handkerchief from the dog with a magnet
Fuck I love this game
Technically at 3:18 in the original PS2 release, Dimitri is shadowed and can barely be seen with his back turned. But in the PS3 remake, which is what your game sinning here, the resolution and graphics have been changed and now we can see Dimitri more clearly.
I've been laughing from the beginning, but started crying (from laughing) at 7:05😂😂😂😂😂
Can't wait for the Sly 4 video
I think he doesn't have a PS3, which he would name for Thieves in Time. Games like the Batman Arkham series were captured from PC, and apparently Sonic Free Riders was captured on the Xbox 360.
JCBro2014 He did say that this is remastered version, which is only on the PS3.
JCBro2014 NOT EVEN TWO MINUTES INTO THE VIDEO AND A TROPHY APPEARS, NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT. Use your eyes dude.
The Old And New Super Mario Bros. Ace Attorney is lit though.
Some guy made an everything wrong with sly 4 already.
HOLY SHIT PENELOPE HAS THE SAME VOICE ACTRESS AS FREDDI FROM THE FREDDI FISH GAMES....WHAT?! That shit was my childhood, man.
14:57 This isn''t even my final form! Anyone? ok
10:09: bentley said "miners" not "minors" xD
Chimforce That’s the joke
Whooosh
@Jevil The Jester Yes. that was indeed the joke. After careful consideration 3+ years after this comment i've in fact come to that realization
surprised you didn't sin being able to see Dimitri in the first level
That was a glith for the PS3 version
General Tso's not chicken. He is brave.
He's a cock.
Hope tsao get chicks every day
Andy Gahona Barrios guess that is why he is so cocky XD
He's a jerk chicken.
@@tornadoandy123 Literally
spot on Dimitri voice
SonicGamer198720xx I couldn’t understand him either 😂
First off, glad you finally did this one Charriii5! I love watching your Sly EWWs! I'll be waiting for Thieves in Time whenever you can, because that game holds a special place in my heart for reigniting that nostalgia for the Sly Cooper franchise back in 2014 :)
8:12 Christ! That TV ain't even plugged in! It's like the Family Guy pilot all over again! XD
I was going to sleep.
But well.
iiMuffinsaur It's 1:30 AM and I'm getting up at 6:00 AM but worth it to watch this.
Stranker That was me.
iiMuffinsaur not 25 seconds into the video and I'm already covering my mouth trying to silence my laughter because I'm up late, bravo on that impression Charriii 5!!!
For the sin on the laptop stolen, I might actually have a reason for why he was able to take the laptop.
Basically as of right before all this, everyone was busy. Murray, Penelope, and even the Panda King were fixing the van, the Guru was meditating the surrounding area, as for the other two, they went doing their respective missions. So that basically meant General Tsao got in the base, took the pictures, slip them
Into a slideshow and then took the laptop to leave.
Also my god, Carmelita's voice actor in this game is horrible. Thank goodness they changed it (again!) in Sly 4.
It sounds closer to how she was in Sly 1, but it sounds like she has a cold.
I was just about to say that I mean how f*** was she qualified to voice Carmelita
Also about the unexplain meeting of Sly and McSweeny while in the game its never said how they meet there is a comic that explains it I know that doesn't make up for the fact the game miss that Detail I'm just saying it because its ACTUALLY and nice read I wish they did more Sly comics
12:31Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentleman callers than the operator. THUG LIFE 😎
Me: *drinking water*
Video: Sentence: Opera Duet with Bentley
Me: *damn near spits out water to laugh*
5:34 I just noticed that u made the arrow just as Bentley ducked his head and removed it when he got back up XD
Charriii5 the black Barron is supposed to be a mouse same as Penelope
6:38
We interrupt Honor Among Thieves to bring you Splatoon!
17:17 Wait, why did you skip the bit right after this one? You know, when Penelope wanders off the roof and falls down a considerable amount of height, assumingly breaking quite a few bones in the process.
And the fact that you can use the new grapple cam to lead her straight into water.
12:54 He would just steal chocolate again.
Despite Chariii's frequent outbursts, I don't believe I've ever actually encountered any "femenazis" in the comments section of his videos.
3:22 To be fair to Sly, in the original PS2 release Drimtri was in the shadows. I don't know why added more light in the PS3 version
About that McSweeny thing, it was mentioned in a comic that took place before Sly 3. The comic was on the Sly 3 official website.
There's still the question of how he learned about McSweeny or where to find him.
JCBro2014 If I’m not mistaken (and I’m sure I actually am), he found the location from Bentley after finding out a guy named McSweeny worked with his dad.
4:03 from where murrey came out of the sewer and where he takes sly is 30 feet away
Btw at 2:26 I remember there was somewhere that said Sly met him in jail? Might've been a comic or something, I'm not sure.
masgames38 There was a two part comic released in PlayStation magazine that covered how Sly met Mcsweeny. If I recall Mcsweeny uses a little bird as a messenger to Sly to come and meet him. There he tells him about the vault.
The Red Salamander
Ah there it is. Gives a whole new meaning to "a little bird told me.." right?
@@theredeft5319 I knew about the comic but I didn't know about McSweeny sending a messenger bird.
8:02 Offscreen we see this dude talking about apple juice and pretzels. You know what, ok.
I can't wait to see you do Sly 4: Thieves In Time real soon, cause there's alot to see there!;P
8:14 Awwww, there's a picture of Carmelita in the hideout. How cute.
That intro was GREASY SWEET!
14:40
When you ask your friends to do your assignment
I love the way the disclaimer is translated Dimitri style.👌😆
Bonus sin: Even Murray's gloves were changed to look like his bare hands.
Coming back to this classic and 9:15 KILLS me lol😂
One of the strangest moments in this game is when murray towards the end of the game fights doctor m's goons and says to bentley "stay down i'm going to smash a lot of skulls and i dont want yours to be one of them." directly after bentley questions if sly and him truly are equals. In the context of the situation it sounds REALLY passive aggressive as if murray is threatening him for even thinking that way.
On April 13, 2020. Rick May, the voice actor of the main antagonist of Sly 3, Dr. M (Also voice as Peppy and Andross from Star Fox 64, and the most popular voice as the Soldier from Team Fortress 2), has passed away, due by the Coronavirus. RIP 😭
There is a God
we here in Portugal don't joke around when it's plane racing that is the matter. (sarcasm voice, cause sarcasm doesn't work trough the internets)
@ 12:14 I'll NEVER understand why he threw the object at sly at such close proximity lol
That Panda has the FORCE to aim his fireworks.
19:35 Also, why is sly the one flying when he has a severe concussion? Why not get Penelope to do it, considering all her many years flying?
Finally you made sly 3
DUde I love your Dimitri impression at the beginning of the video, fucking perfect
I was one of the people requesting this, and now it's my favorite EWW. I could not stop laughing.
8:39 I know it wasn’t planned but that pause after Murray says “then I’ll throw this clown into the drill” is hilarious
Charriii5, how can you give a sin for that opera scene? That's fuckn' hilarious, i demand you remove that sin and deduct one more sin for good measure.
5:40, FREAKING EMINEM REFERENCE!
Bentley: Sings really bad opera
Charii5: Laughs hysterically
8:50, for the scorpions the running over causes the blood of the scorpion to act as water, therefore cooling the tires.
rated E10 my foot
6:59 I KNEW you would be laughing there.
I love this thank you Charriii!
G-Meister: Oh look another PlayStaion® Network Avatar.
Jaybo Corp.™ It's a good one, come on! I have it as my WhatsApp icon
Lucios1995: It is. As far as PSN Avatars go pretty much any of the ones I bought are better.
Jaybo Corp.™ The Sly one is free through
Lucios1995: Know but my Katsuragi, Noire, and current Avatar Black Heart (the twin tail version) are better. I have so many others I can't name. The 30 or 40 free ones that were released are awesome too.
3:50
Carmelita, the bon bon of the sky games
(For all you non bronies out there bon bon is a character who nearly every time she appeared had a different voice)
Heh, big glasses do NOT help with dust. Trust me on this one...
I couldn't help but laugh with you on Bentley's opera XD also have you really been stung by a scorpion (I never said I like my curiosity........forums I'm on people know that all to well)
when you watch sly 2 eww on the day this comes out(I kid you not)
I guess I'll just put this thought here refering to the "sin" at 19:52. I always thought the gang being called the Cooper Gang as one part ego and one part laying the blame on on member. If your group is named something like "Robin hood and his marry men" or something similar then the public will think that it is only one master mind. This could lead to the authority leaving the other members alone if the public "Face" of the band of thieves was ever captured. One might even say that is the exact way Sly uses to give Bentley and the other a chance to have a life without crime.
That and maybe the two of them are basically Coopers now as well. We haven't seen either of their last names... except maybe Murray. Since he's called "The Murray," Murray is his last name. XD jk
13:33
because Penélope is just paying attention yo Sly, not to him
15:31 More like season 5 of Samurai Jack (I know it wasn't out at the time of this video.)
6:08 Oh yeah and make Octavio drop Bentley resulting in him either getting badly bruised due to falling face first into the concrete or with he's neck broken.
GREAT FUCKING IDEA!
7:00 i luv hearing charriii5 laugh
Yeah its changes in the fourth game too hoping Thieves in Time Voice Actress for her sticks this time it does not need to change a fifth time if it does it'll be annoying if wasn't already
I wouldn’t be surprised if it did change after all fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times it’s a drinking game
Good luck with sly 4 in the future. There is something very surprising in it. Trust me.
Big normal glasses does not help against things getting in your eyes. Trust me. I have had glasses since I was 7 years old. A lot of dirt, snow, sand etc has gotten in my eyes all these years.
As someone who wears glasses I feel this on a spiritual level
Additional sin. Whose the asshole who didn't lock the door when they left the hideout? Or didn't hide away the laptop when no one else was there?
Missing sin: If you mash the X button during Bently's "recital", you'll hear pure magic come from his mouth.
And no, I don't mean doing it normally, I mean just going to town on the X button.
Flack Jacket I’m testing this now