Another fun fact: there is a species of jungle ant which do not have a proper nest but instead link mandibles to make a literal anthill. That way, the queen and grubs are safe!
Can you blame him? Persephone is the only greek goddess without murderous intent or a tragic backstory. She's probably the only goddess with actual conversational skills and emotional intelligence. And Hades is, to my knowledge, a pretty chill dude who just wanted someone to accompany him in the underworld.
Psych majors after Cards against Humanity be like: Well Hello There. I Heard You Say Naughty And Bad Things. Prepare For Me To Diagnose You With Childhood Trauma, Meanie Butt.
I am not a psych major but when I know I can accurately diagnose someone's childhood trauma I make notes in my head. Little do my friends know that I've figured out their deepest secrets. If a person is suddenly mean to me I use this knowledge as a weapon. It's also a cool trick when they ask for dream interpretation and I know exactly what the dream means because it has strong references to their mommy issues that wouldn't be found if the interpreter didn't know about the mommy issues.
@@jadefulgar I mean, dreams are usually not that hard to interpret Usually they happen based on someone's emotions or based on some past experience they had (like a social interaction, or a sport thing or a romantic thing with someone, etc) Im not a psychologist, but I've noticed this pattern with myself, so I came to that conclusion, but I might be wrong
Jade Fulgar - I am actually a psych major, and no offense but to me it sounds like you might be overanalyzing things and jumping to conclusions that you’re not qualified to make. While it’s true that you can identify certain behaviors as being correlated with specific types of trauma or life events, it’s foolish to think that you can know a person’s past by looking at how they act currently. This is because the human psyche is beautifully, incredibly complex and there can be many different reasons a person acts the way they do. Also, while dreams are influenced by our real lives, this is not always the case and not everything in a dream will mean something. Dream interpretation is pseudoscience more than anything and while there are some universal symbols that appear for people, it has a lot of variance and is nearly impossible to glean something complex like parental issues as an outsider. The best interpreter of your dreams is you, and ultimately dream symbolism doesn’t matter that much in the grand scheme of things. I do think that it’s interesting that your first instinct is to store away the perceived childhood trauma and psychological issues of your friends as blackmail for the future.
I legitimately had a boss in college who was an graduate student psych major who would make my co workers and I play card games while she took notes and would take us aside to comment on how she thought we were doing as a form of weekly meeting. We were SUPPOSED to, ya know, actually discuss what we needed to do our jobs, but I guess playing card games and having the unlicensed shrink psycho analyze us was more important. We ended up having to talk among one another without her to figure out what we were supposed to be doing.
@@certifiedpossum8655 It actually kinda does. It was way too easy to die of starvation before civilization, and even after, there's no guarantee that won't happen for various reasons, so it's kinda hardwired into our instincts that being hungry for a bit too long is reason to panic. Though, being aware of that helps the rational part of the brain kick in and help solve the problem. (I tend to fight back tears if I go too long without eating, and due to hypoglycemia and various other health issues, too long is, like 3 hours without at least a snack. And by snack, I mean at least a sandwich. Which is a meal for most people.)
Even better, get existential dread from doing virtually no self-care for like 5 hours, attempt to self-medicate with a book, and *then* realize you’re actually really Hungary and go do something about it.
See I just stay awake for a few hours every night thinking about how we are all going to die and how the future is so infinite and I'll never experience any of it. How it's probably just a blank void once you stop existing and sleep is eerily similar which makes me question if afterlife is like dreaming forever or if heaven and hell actually exist and how it's pretty possible nothing exists after your death. Just Forever in darkness. Fear spreads in my chest at the verry thought of it. Which is why I usually have a snack in bed with me because if my mouth is busy I can go "damn these taste good or damn these taste like shit" and I don't have to think about the crushing inevitably of death
“Until the psychology majors get a hold of you after playing” Wait, you mean that someone VOLUNTARILY wants to talk to me? I’ve never experienced such joy.
Damn it I just posted that and then saw your comment. Well. At least we all agree that John Mulaney is amazing and needs to be protected with our lives.
I don’t know for sure which greek god is Jerry Seinfeld when he told a joke to Mulaney suggesting that his wife sucks at interior design when she works *as and interior designor:* but I know one of them is
I use to play this in vrchat and the white card was some thing like “wake up, _______, wake up!” And apparently the white card I used was the name of someone who committed suicide. I won that round
I don't know why Hades has such a bad reputation I mean, he is the ONE Greek god who can keep it in his pants and stays loyal to his wife Edit: Wow... you're all too kind, thanks for the 2k!
Ok but for that first one, the Devil actually doesn't have a pitchfork, he has a three-pronged tuning fork. The triple harmony it caused represented discord, while the standard tuning fork represents perfect harmony. Just a fun fact, it's a common misconception.
I always thought it was one of those long forks you use to roast sausages or whatever over the fire, because that's what he does with it: roast people over the fire.
"And right here is our soulstock guardian dog! He keeps predators from entering the pens at night! Who's a good boy?" *Cerberus bays and howls with the screams of the damned.*
He has a scythe because he's the grim REAPER. The number of parallels made between his collecting of souls and farming things like wheat is a bit ridiculous actually
Stegosaurus That thought scares me... But even more so, the thought of fire ants being that big makes me terrified. I had a traumatic experience of them as a 4-year old in Texas...
1:47 definitely a Doctor who reference I mean in what other context does a featureless piece of skin saying moisturise me make sense Never mind forgot this was tumblr
4:10 fun fact, Coconut crabs are the main inspiration behind the Pokemon Crabrawler and somewhat the inspiration behind Crabominable although that one is more so the horsehair crab and a yeti
@@pheonixofthesilvermoon8357 This makes me so angry to read. This is like having a nailgun and a revolver and saying "One is completely evil and the other can be used for good" whilst both can kill a person and both can save a life. This is the labeling skills of a child. Witchcraft also historically is the one that actually saved more lives than magic, so your choice on which is evil already becomes questionable. You need to rethink all of this. Posts like that are how you get cursed.
@@TailsClock my dude people don't know about witchcraft very well because of misinfo and shit like that please don't threaten someone for being mistaken
Fun fact time: The bible is filled with agricultural metaphors and parables. For example, being a shepherd was a metaphor for being a leader of king, which we still use now. Jesus also used a lot of agricultural examples like the parable of the Sower and his references to burning chaff. The reaper part of the Grim Reaper is from Jesus's metaphors that the day of judgment will be like a harvest: the good crop saved and everything else thrown away or burned. The pitchfork may be a reference to how people used to separate wheat from the chaff or the inedible plant stuff.
I want to add on to the pleasant ant post and say this: My local thrash dump shop (they sell working things that were thrown out) one of the employees there is an artist who made this incredible ant models with stereos for heads, their names were Radiant, Deviant & Redundant, its amazing to see them there every time I go there
As a psychology major, I can confirm that that card you decided to pull on that sentence means that you ***voices of every psychologist who created theories emit simultaneously from my mouth, creating an unholy, otherworldly cacophony of the dead and the living***
@@AverageEldritchEntity honestly, after a certain size, spiders get *less* scary for me, but that massive centipede thing can fuck off back to prehistoric hell
This video is so good, at the time of writing, 6,020 people saw it, and of the 889 people who thought strongly enough about it to like or dislike, not a single one chose to dislike. P.M. Seymour is the perfect channel.
3:45 big John mulaney energy. Also I just realised that the Greek mythology family tree is more like a spider web because Hades is both Poseidon's brother and Poseidon's banging Hades mother in law.
Demeter is also Hades' sister, so technically, he married his niece. Greek mythology (mainly pertaining to the gods) is absolutely FULL of incest and general fuckery.
This video made me realize that, in a complete 180 from everyone’s expectations, Hades is the best spouse in most, if not all, of Greek mythology. (Maybe Roman mythology too, I don’t know much about it)
I’ve played Cards Against Humanity with psychology majors before, not one or two but seven. The one that had already started clinical practice won. Their plays were some of the most wholesome and cursed combinations I’ve ever seen in my time playing CAH.
The little baby Kirby cube is ABSOLUTELY going to tell their mom they threw up at 3 AM 🥺 it’s okay sweetie, we’ll get you cleaned up and comfy and you can stay home from school tomorrow
That last one had others in their too, I can’t remember them all but they had guitar hero with the band students and I think Pictionary with the art students
I'm putting the stuff at 4:50 here for future reference Witches = magic doctors Wizards = magic researchers Artificers = magic engineers Alchemists = magic chemists Sorcerers = magic youtubers Warlocks = magic sugar babies This is not meant for the memes or a joke, I just didn't have a pen and paper with me
0:06 - Persephone nothing. Fun fact, this is actually a pretty common association in mythology. They're called chthonic deities (k'thonic - start saying Cthulhu but switch to Sonic) and are basically deities of the underground, which means everything from grain to corpses to shiny rocks. It basically comes in two flavors, "We can't grow crops so God must be dead" and "We might be taking this whole 'bread is the body of God' thing a little too literally."
In regards to the witches vs wizards thing, I went with different labels for magic users for my potion shop story I'm working on, depending on their race and gender. Female elves are witches, male elves are wizards, female humans are mystics, male humans are warlocks, and any other race or gender orientation just uses the term "mage". The terms "sorcerer", "sorceress", and "magician" are only used in a derogatory capacity.
Fun fact: fire ants can survive floods by forming together into a raft. Yep, they literally turn themselves into rafts to survive floods.
Another fun fact: there is a species of jungle ant which do not have a proper nest but instead link mandibles to make a literal anthill. That way, the queen and grubs are safe!
So there transformers
@@bizarreelementals1230 well more like legos
What if the biblical Arc was made entirely of fire ants and that's why Noah built it so quickly...
Power Move: next time you go on a cruise, bring your own fire ant raft
"Dracula gets stabbed to death by a cowboy"
I did not believe it. I had to check it. It's closer to truth than I would like it to be.
Good ol' yeah haw nice guy (not the bad nice guy) Quincy Morris stabs Dracula
The book is really a trip and a half.
I Definitely recommend it.
@@rapogirl1391 reading experience for first 1/2 of the book before they really know who dracula is. WHY are there so many blood transfusions?
@@mme.veronica735 You got a better way to cure vampirism in the 19th century?
@@mme.veronica735 They had just been invented, I think it was the same year Bram Stoker started writting it?
Hades really looked at his brothers complain about going home to their spouses and said "Gee, can't relate."
His brothers: whining about their wives
Hades: imagine not liking your wife lmaooo cant relate
He sounded like John Mulaney During that bit
zeus looked at hades and was too thick headed to realize hades was doing something right
@@MANTISNIXON55 I'm hades in this comment but whenever someone mentions watching cartoons as a kid
Can you blame him?
Persephone is the only greek goddess without murderous intent or a tragic backstory. She's probably the only goddess with actual conversational skills and emotional intelligence.
And Hades is, to my knowledge, a pretty chill dude who just wanted someone to accompany him in the underworld.
Hades is the only one in a stable relationship : romance is dead
You, my friend, have earned my undying respect.
Heh get it, cause he's like, the god of the underworld, and the under world is where all the dead people go... Yea
I wanted to like but it was at 69, and that's too nice, i know some a**hat will come and ruin it anyways
Y'all realize that Hades kidnapped and married Persephone against her will and also they were uncle and niece
@@supermariosonica he's the lesser of two evils i guess i mean still better than Zeus 🤷♀️
“Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Eat?”
Why not both?
WELCOME TO THE NEWEST GAME SHOW "AM I HUNGRY OR DEPRESSED?!"
*YES.*
This is my fucking life
by Fall Out Boy
Psych majors after Cards against Humanity be like: Well Hello There. I Heard You Say Naughty And Bad Things. Prepare For Me To Diagnose You With Childhood Trauma, Meanie Butt.
I am not a psych major but when I know I can accurately diagnose someone's childhood trauma I make notes in my head. Little do my friends know that I've figured out their deepest secrets. If a person is suddenly mean to me I use this knowledge as a weapon. It's also a cool trick when they ask for dream interpretation and I know exactly what the dream means because it has strong references to their mommy issues that wouldn't be found if the interpreter didn't know about the mommy issues.
@@jadefulgar
I mean, dreams are usually not that hard to interpret
Usually they happen based on someone's emotions or based on some past experience they had (like a social interaction, or a sport thing or a romantic thing with someone, etc)
Im not a psychologist, but I've noticed this pattern with myself, so I came to that conclusion, but I might be wrong
Jade Fulgar - I am actually a psych major, and no offense but to me it sounds like you might be overanalyzing things and jumping to conclusions that you’re not qualified to make. While it’s true that you can identify certain behaviors as being correlated with specific types of trauma or life events, it’s foolish to think that you can know a person’s past by looking at how they act currently. This is because the human psyche is beautifully, incredibly complex and there can be many different reasons a person acts the way they do. Also, while dreams are influenced by our real lives, this is not always the case and not everything in a dream will mean something. Dream interpretation is pseudoscience more than anything and while there are some universal symbols that appear for people, it has a lot of variance and is nearly impossible to glean something complex like parental issues as an outsider. The best interpreter of your dreams is you, and ultimately dream symbolism doesn’t matter that much in the grand scheme of things.
I do think that it’s interesting that your first instinct is to store away the perceived childhood trauma and psychological issues of your friends as blackmail for the future.
I legitimately had a boss in college who was an graduate student psych major who would make my co workers and I play card games while she took notes and would take us aside to comment on how she thought we were doing as a form of weekly meeting. We were SUPPOSED to, ya know, actually discuss what we needed to do our jobs, but I guess playing card games and having the unlicensed shrink psycho analyze us was more important. We ended up having to talk among one another without her to figure out what we were supposed to be doing.
@@anastasiacline6159
I guess that's what phycologists do when they're bored
And I honestly can see this happening
The food post is such a mood. Like, yeah. I can have existential dread one second and I'll just be really hungry and not know it.
I love the implication that hunger causes existential dread
@@certifiedpossum8655 I dunno about you but when I have existential dread it's usually solved by eating
@@certifiedpossum8655 It actually kinda does. It was way too easy to die of starvation before civilization, and even after, there's no guarantee that won't happen for various reasons, so it's kinda hardwired into our instincts that being hungry for a bit too long is reason to panic.
Though, being aware of that helps the rational part of the brain kick in and help solve the problem. (I tend to fight back tears if I go too long without eating, and due to hypoglycemia and various other health issues, too long is, like 3 hours without at least a snack. And by snack, I mean at least a sandwich. Which is a meal for most people.)
Even better, get existential dread from doing virtually no self-care for like 5 hours, attempt to self-medicate with a book, and *then* realize you’re actually really Hungary and go do something about it.
See I just stay awake for a few hours every night thinking about how we are all going to die and how the future is so infinite and I'll never experience any of it. How it's probably just a blank void once you stop existing and sleep is eerily similar which makes me question if afterlife is like dreaming forever or if heaven and hell actually exist and how it's pretty possible nothing exists after your death. Just Forever in darkness. Fear spreads in my chest at the verry thought of it. Which is why I usually have a snack in bed with me because if my mouth is busy I can go "damn these taste good or damn these taste like shit" and I don't have to think about the crushing inevitably of death
“Until the psychology majors get a hold of you after playing”
Wait, you mean that someone VOLUNTARILY wants to talk to me?
I’ve never experienced such joy.
,,,I'd like to talk???
@@AverageEldritchEntity Saaame
Ok but what game is the worst to play with us physicists?
@obsoleteUbiquity pool?
Geometry ruined pool. For physicists, darts are the worst.
When he did the Greek gods bit, he sounded like John Mulaney. Are we sure we aren't getting catfished by Spider-pig?
Spider-Ham you uncultured Doughnut!
@@caribaumann5434 if you really think I know the actor's name but not the character's then that joke really was pearls before swine
@@caribaumann5434 You uncultured doughnut? That's a creative insult. Mind if I borrow it?
LMAO I HERD THAT TOOO
The joke is its part of john's stand up lol
Why does Hades sound like John Mulany {I CANT SPELL HIS LAST NAME}
Some people headcanon that he is. And his wife is Persephone.
ReasyRandom Okie nice
I think it's Mulaney?
Damn it I just posted that and then saw your comment. Well. At least we all agree that John Mulaney is amazing and needs to be protected with our lives.
I don’t know for sure which greek god is Jerry Seinfeld when he told a joke to Mulaney suggesting that his wife sucks at interior design when she works *as and interior designor:* but I know one of them is
Oh Cards Against Humanity, or as I call it " The reason I accept that I should be separated from society."
*LAUGHS IN QUARANTINE*
Me the quiet friend who gives the ever loving support to anyone who needs it, will break character and people once that game is played.
@@evblue5 That's me but I'm louder
I use to play this in vrchat and the white card was some thing like “wake up, _______, wake up!” And apparently the white card I used was the name of someone who committed suicide.
I won that round
I suppose you chose the cards, then?
PM Hades talking about loving their wife sounds like John Mulaney
i think that's the idea
Pretty sure it's a john mulaney quote
This didn't age well.
@@PatientRefuge it most definitely didn't
I don't know why Hades has such a bad reputation
I mean, he is the ONE Greek god who can keep it in his pants and stays loyal to his wife
Edit: Wow... you're all too kind, thanks for the 2k!
There's actually a book series about events in greek mythology from his view. It's for kids, but damn me to hedgerow hell if it ain't a mood.
Name NOW!
*Loyal to his niece
@@AverageEldritchEntity
Wait, what's it called?
@@lferb517 Thank you.
Ok but for that first one, the Devil actually doesn't have a pitchfork, he has a three-pronged tuning fork. The triple harmony it caused represented discord, while the standard tuning fork represents perfect harmony. Just a fun fact, it's a common misconception.
I thought it was a trident?
@@tikatamanguk No they use that one for fishing
For one second I thought a pitchfork is the same as a tuning fork because a tuning fork gives you a pitch
I always thought it was one of those long forks you use to roast sausages or whatever over the fire, because that's what he does with it: roast people over the fire.
Aka, "the devil's tri-tone"
Well, to be fair, they do call it a "harvest" of souls...
oh my god
"And right here is our soulstock guardian dog! He keeps predators from entering the pens at night! Who's a good boy?"
*Cerberus bays and howls with the screams of the damned.*
He has a scythe because he's the grim REAPER.
The number of parallels made between his collecting of souls and farming things like wheat is a bit ridiculous actually
Gotta trim the Asphodel!
Ants: *do nothing*
People: ants are smol
Also people:haha ants go smush
How dare you ants are doing something,
Their best
ants do be smo tho
okay but what if they were as big as a dog and still had the same colony size 👀
Stegosaurus That thought scares me... But even more so, the thought of fire ants being that big makes me terrified. I had a traumatic experience of them as a 4-year old in Texas...
1:47 definitely a Doctor who reference I mean in what other context does a featureless piece of skin saying moisturise me make sense
Never mind forgot this was tumblr
TheDanishGuyReviews *YES*
I mean... its a pretty pouplar reference
I think DW is what got tumbler started on it though... or it might have been the other way around tbh. 😅
@@TheDanishGuyReviews 🎶 Sometimes I feel I've got to....BANG BANG, RUN AWAY, I've got to...BANG BANG, GET AWAY🎶
“Let us mourn her with a traditional earth ballad!”
Eating noodles and watching memes, what a life in quarantine!
This feels like the opening of a musical number.
What kind of noodles?
@@dfquartzidn6151 the 3 stars kind
Or milk-rice. Is friggin great
Quarantine? I've been going about life as normal. Doing exactly what your comment says.
Why did P.M. make Hades sound like John Mulaney?
Why not?
Because of course John Mulaney is Hades. Have you seen how he talks about his wife?
Remake Hercules but the only change is that John Mulaney is cast as Hades.
4:10 fun fact, Coconut crabs are the main inspiration behind the Pokemon Crabrawler and somewhat the inspiration behind Crabominable although that one is more so the horsehair crab and a yeti
Found the crabtologist
@@Poketom-ob1dl Crabominable is also a literal yeticrab.
The way I see it is this:
Warlocks and witches use witchcraft.
Wizards, alchemists and artificers use magic.
Sorcerers/sorceresses use a mix of both.
Is witchcraft not a form of magic?
Clerics and Paladins use divine intervention, and Bards use... flute?
@@willow887 I always imagine them to be different. I imagine witchcraft to be completely evil, while magic can be used for good.
@@pheonixofthesilvermoon8357 This makes me so angry to read. This is like having a nailgun and a revolver and saying "One is completely evil and the other can be used for good" whilst both can kill a person and both can save a life. This is the labeling skills of a child. Witchcraft also historically is the one that actually saved more lives than magic, so your choice on which is evil already becomes questionable. You need to rethink all of this.
Posts like that are how you get cursed.
@@TailsClock my dude people don't know about witchcraft very well because of misinfo and shit like that please don't threaten someone for being mistaken
Fun fact time: The bible is filled with agricultural metaphors and parables. For example, being a shepherd was a metaphor for being a leader of king, which we still use now. Jesus also used a lot of agricultural examples like the parable of the Sower and his references to burning chaff.
The reaper part of the Grim Reaper is from Jesus's metaphors that the day of judgment will be like a harvest: the good crop saved and everything else thrown away or burned. The pitchfork may be a reference to how people used to separate wheat from the chaff or the inedible plant stuff.
History is such a fascinating topic sometimes.
Since most people back then where farmers it makes sense there used so many agricultural references.
The more you learn about Greek mythology, the more you discover that Disney's Hercules was actually lying about who the good guys are in it.
Well, any story that ends with 'So I went to Arby's' is good in my book.
Hades sounding like John Mulaney 3:45
And much like John Mulaney he loves his wife with all his heart
I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THIS🤣
I want to add on to the pleasant ant post and say this:
My local thrash dump shop (they sell working things that were thrown out) one of the employees there is an artist who made this incredible ant models with stereos for heads, their names were Radiant, Deviant & Redundant, its amazing to see them there every time I go there
3:45
We really need a movie that has John mulaney as Hades and his wife as Persephone.
John Mulaney has a wife!? I thought he was gay?
Mme. Veronica
He’s not.
He’s mentioned his wife on many occasions.
@@mme.veronica735 He was supposed to be gay. We think that they built like 3/4 of a gay person, but they forgot to flip the final switch.
@@mme.veronica735 you mean john f Kennedy?
You cant spell "slaugther" without laugther
Sloughter
My EYES
I read laughter like laughter
@@babull4751 WHAAAAAT HAVE YOU DONE
@@NarakunoHana100 spelt sloughter without laughter
I adore that your voice went a little John Mulaney when Hades said he loves his wife.
Is nobody going to talk about how well he nailed the John mullaney impression on the Hades bit? Loved that
With all these late night Tumblr posts, my sleep schedule is now gone
I'm german which means ist 19:20 now
00:20 In Jakarta, Indonesia
@@dfquartzidn6151 go to sleep you'll need it
12:20 Central Time
13:26in chile
Your John Mulaney impression is scarily accurate.
That little scared "eh" at the end was just everything and so adorable I loved it!
As a psychology major, I can confirm that that card you decided to pull on that sentence means that you ***voices of every psychologist who created theories emit simultaneously from my mouth, creating an unholy, otherworldly cacophony of the dead and the living***
"Ants are small"
*[ **_Titanomyrma_** has entered the chat]*
[Terrified and confused screaming intensifies, because if that sucker is loose, that giant-ass centipede thing could be too]
@@Archris17 *laughs in spiders with 6-foot legspans*
Titanic Ant and its cohorts drew near!
@@AverageEldritchEntity honestly, after a certain size, spiders get *less* scary for me, but that massive centipede thing can fuck off back to prehistoric hell
@@AverageEldritchEntity Don’t worry, that one was just a sea scorpion!
Apologies if you have thalassophobia.
pm seymour doing that deer voice sounds exactly like nunally from code geass
Also, there’s evidence that Cerberus means spotted so this enormous dork named his 3-headed hell hound spot. I love Hades.
That "animal with a soul" bit reminded me of a philosophy from a fantasy book series I like:
"You ARE a soul, you HAVE a body."
When he was voicing Hades I thought he was John Mulaney for a second
This video is so good, at the time of writing, 6,020 people saw it, and of the 889 people who thought strongly enough about it to like or dislike, not a single one chose to dislike. P.M. Seymour is the perfect channel.
Last time I was this early, the background was blue
*uwu*
Love the John Mulaney voice for Hades, that's EXACTLY what Hades would be if he were mortal
You know hades is probably the most loyal person in Greek mythology to their significant other
Hades messed up a lot but was definitely the best when it came to being faithful.
Stuff about Hades and his happy marriage always makes me smile.
1:06 well he got his wish.
i appreciate your commitment to posting early afternoon tumblr posts
P.M. Seymour posting at a reasonable time? What universe is this?
well it ain't 616 that's for sure
Feel like you always upload at 12 am but never on the dot and i appreciate that
YOU CORRECTLY PRONOUNCED PERSEPHONE, THANK YOU!!!!
Purse-eh-phone
"Deploy the boy!" I LOVE THIS SENTENCE!!!
Last time i was this early, they started with PONK!!!
The one about playing against college majors was probably my favorite, along with the magic occupations one
1:46
Those eyes making me feel every bad emotion lol
The one with the greek gods is the most accurate discription of their relationships I've ever heard.
4:22 "piss off literally everyone"
Me, a Chilean: are you sure about that?
United Kingdom of Argentina is going to consume the rest of the continent
For the "DEPLOY THE BOY" I can't stop imaging the engineer saying "building a boy"
3:43 i love how you kinda made Hades sound like John Mulaney here, idk if it was intentional or not but YES
That perfectly cut scream at the end was the CHERRY on top. PERIOD
Me when I cook the food I got from the grocery store on the grill: The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny
Ants are small? Catachan begs to differ. I spent one week there. I almost died 17 times.
5:30 this is the best post imo in this video! I love it! XD gave me a good laugh after a horrible morning! ^-^
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that last one! That last one is facts.
3:45 big John mulaney energy. Also I just realised that the Greek mythology family tree is more like a spider web because Hades is both Poseidon's brother and Poseidon's banging Hades mother in law.
Demeter is also Hades' sister, so technically, he married his niece. Greek mythology (mainly pertaining to the gods) is absolutely FULL of incest and general fuckery.
To be honest... the Kirby looks really fun to hug
Woah pm isnt sleeping until 6pm?!
What madness is this!
This video made me realize that, in a complete 180 from everyone’s expectations, Hades is the best spouse in most, if not all, of Greek mythology. (Maybe Roman mythology too, I don’t know much about it)
Ants
Are small
I’ve played Cards Against Humanity with psychology majors before, not one or two but seven. The one that had already started clinical practice won. Their plays were some of the most wholesome and cursed combinations I’ve ever seen in my time playing CAH.
2:04 Did they just insinuate that my cat has no soul? She eats cheese, and therefore has a soul.
that Kirby Funko looks like a starburst with black mold beginning to grow on it
When you got to hades, I swear to god I heard John Mulaney in your voice, thank you for you time.
4:17 Argentina being relegated to the Falklands is absolutely hilarious
“Get lost buddy, I’ll never reveal where the cat girls are.”
- Felix
Nice Harry Potter reference.
The little baby Kirby cube is ABSOLUTELY going to tell their mom they threw up at 3 AM 🥺 it’s okay sweetie, we’ll get you cleaned up and comfy and you can stay home from school tomorrow
“Cat girls”
*shows picture of Felix*
I lost it at the Greek mythology one. I've loved reading about it and just realized how true that was XD
2:46 wonderful
The only two characters in this chart I don't know of are "Tulio" and "Eren"
2:50 bill no
3:22 something looks just a little bit off...
Eren is the protagonist of "Shingeki no Kyojin", AKA "Attack on Titan".
I believe Tulio is from The Road to El Dorado
That last one had others in their too, I can’t remember them all but they had guitar hero with the band students and I think Pictionary with the art students
I'm putting the stuff at 4:50 here for future reference
Witches = magic doctors
Wizards = magic researchers
Artificers = magic engineers
Alchemists = magic chemists
Sorcerers = magic youtubers
Warlocks = magic sugar babies
This is not meant for the memes or a joke, I just didn't have a pen and paper with me
Its the kirby thing real cause i need it in my life. Its beautiful
2:28
I think theres a Deltarune comic about that
yeah there is
I saw the notification for this right after crocheting a Kirby
0:06 - Persephone nothing. Fun fact, this is actually a pretty common association in mythology. They're called chthonic deities (k'thonic - start saying Cthulhu but switch to Sonic) and are basically deities of the underground, which means everything from grain to corpses to shiny rocks. It basically comes in two flavors, "We can't grow crops so God must be dead" and "We might be taking this whole 'bread is the body of God' thing a little too literally."
heee yea.
finally bought the Cyana notification sounds. Worth the money :3
3:52 he sounds like John Mulaney
In regards to the witches vs wizards thing, I went with different labels for magic users for my potion shop story I'm working on, depending on their race and gender. Female elves are witches, male elves are wizards, female humans are mystics, male humans are warlocks, and any other race or gender orientation just uses the term "mage". The terms "sorcerer", "sorceress", and "magician" are only used in a derogatory capacity.
3:08 unironically a good song tbh
Yeah. Never thought i'd see Gloryhammer memes.
One of my favorite bands ever.
FIGHT FOR THE KING, FOR THE HAMMER, AND THE RING!
“Deer friend is pretty like snow” aaaawwww!
0:57
This sounds a lot like a fanfiction I think called 5YL but without Deadpool and Marvel
thoust fools, warlocks are magic lawyers.
I'm a simple man. I see Gloryhammer, I give like.
Now if you excuse me, I must run because of the unicorn invasion of Dundee.
Good luck my friend, i shall aid you in your quest. Hoots!
Make sure to avoid the fireballs and lightning. I hear they're raining from the sky.
That first post clarifies SO MUCH for me...
...but now I'm remembering how all the Reapers from Black Butler all have some form of gardening tools...
4:33 How about this: I'd bet that to mages what school of magic you practice is about 1000x more important than what gender you are.
I’ve officially learned Your videos are the peak in comedy, especially when you are up way to late, before testing the next day.
Gonna go to the beach in Maine and get seashells for my two best friends.
Im sorry I cant imagine those words without imagining u going like "Here" and giving them two full lobster exoskeletons.
Queery: are druids: magic biologists?
Last time I was this early, I wasn't.
Engineer here: can confirm no one likes playing jenga against me. That being said everyone seems to love to watch me play
3:40 is.... is Hades the John Mulaney of Greek Mythology..?
4:49 Druids: either magic potheads, magic hippies, or magic ecoterrorists