The DARKEST Dorkly Bit Animations Ever
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- Опубліковано 10 сер 2018
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You've spilled enough pixelated blood in your videos to fill up the entirety of Mariana trench.
Trench
Gabriel Izer thats what he said..
I'llBashYeTeethInISwareOnMeMum he edited his comment
Smiley the Smile yeah... an insignificant portion of it.
99 floors worth of blood.
Tails needs to disable the infinite lives cheat
Yea
Can he do that without a controller?
Alphanator Proton *sudden realization* oh shit…
Looks like he has infinite life for all of eternity
I think he doesn't know how to turn it off
"for once I wasn't a coward, remember that" a real hero, RIP Daniel
Lol
May I ask at what part of the video was that said?
@@satanbrony9235 mario blows up castle
@@evileye_jagan4406 17:45
Felt that
I lost it when Voltorb started singing as he self-destruct. Lmao. That was sad and hilarious at the same time.
Voltorbs trainer's a douchebag.
Red is such a jerk. Poor Voltorb.
I love how he cracked/choked up while singing
Popo calls it deprairious
Plus that expression Pidgey made. Priceless!
Tails: its a blessing
*100 years later*
Tails: NVM
Underrated comment
I know they said dark. But shit. Right out the bat with putting down bulbasaur
Funny but dark
sheesh thats a really dark one
This one's too dark. It's pitch black. Are us as people treating Pokémon like lifeless monsters the entire time?
I couldn't watch the rest of the video. That bulbasaur part reminded me that I had to put down my 2yo cat last year cause she was dying from feline leukemia :(
@@xEvollution damn
These Pokémon ones are depressing as hell.
Kyle Miller ikr
Especially that bulbasaur one
Yup
@@gauge19021 At least Dawn (Sinnoh), Bianca (Unova), Shauna (Kalos), Kukui (Alola), and Leon (Galar) saw that one.
The ratatata one *bro depression*
"Two minutes too late..."
*sharp inhale*
"TWO MINUTES TOO LATE!"
These voice actors are worth their weight in gold.
More like mass
They are great but let's not exaggerate either
9:58 Anyone else notice the Pidgey doesn’t have the Angry eyes anymore
And it started looking sad when Voltorb was singing
But then end up getting mad when it wasn’t affected
The angry birds one wasn't really dark, it was just straight up hilarious
They should've used dad piggies instead, that one was dark ultimatum. Well I guess angry birds friendship could be dark for some people
Knuckles died at age 69.
Nice.
Neat.*
Huh. Neat.
It would've been funnier if her died at 64. Ya know like Nintendo 64.
Huh, neat.
@@cloudyskies5373 not really. That would work with Nintendo characters tho.
Blue telling paralyzed Marowak to use double kick cracks me up every time.
said that poke center would heal him but never went. im pretty sure its on blue.
@Drew Hall only electric types cant be paralyzed (gen6+)
We have been OVER THIS BLUE!!!
@Drew Hall if i remember correctly body slam can cause paralysis on ground types
Maby Marowak should have walked away
12:38 This makes me REALLY want to see a movie or show based off of the original ice climbers with the beginning of this skit in mind.... before it got darker
I could TOTALLY imagine them just being some kids, like brother and sister or something, just climbing the mountains together in a wholesome way =)
"TWO MINS TOO LATTEEE, TWO MINS TOOO LAATTEEEEE!"
Still haunts me 😭😭😭
Relatable and Haunting 😂
Game: *exists*
Everyone: *likes the game*
Dorkly: _h e l l o_
TheLuigifan8881 ok... Weirdo..
Hi dorkly
Dorkly: Allows us to introduce ourselves
Kinda like what shädman does?
@Roni D how do you get those words like that? The lines words?
Fun fact: there was a planned professor oak boss, and one of his pokemon is the final evolution of the starter you and your rival didn’t pick. So it doesn’t die.
So he fully evolves it? That’s pretty wholesome
You used factual correction on a dorkly video...
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It’s not very effective
We still need to catch them all
@Noob. I guess. my friend had a bulbasaur which he used to destroy a charizard he dubbed "Homicidal Bulbasaur"
It does now bc it was “planned”
2:04 The ever-reliable mid-scream cut always gets me lmao
Same
LOL
Sonic: Saving the World is gonna be a snap!
Thanos: oh I couldn't agree more!
LMAO “Marowak use double kick”
“We Have BEEN OVER THIS BLUE”
151 likes wow
153 i guess its the let's go dex
@@XpLord -_-
@@XpLord they ruined it
@@XpLord i didnt liked for that
“Tails never fucking dies, not even sephiroth’s sword can end him”
What's that sword exactly???
Sephiroth's sword is masamune and I think tails sword is too short for that.
Don’t worry tails you wana die here you go your now player 1 now you can die ;)
Really messed up having him immortal and his wife and kid weren't.
2:01 He did died. 😇 But only for a couple of seconds. 😭 GamerBoy Noah "So how was the after life? 😇" Tails"Not good enough. 😭"
15:06 top 10 saddest anime Deaths
1:50 There's always Silver. And Most of the Fandom is 90% sure that Shadow is also immortal
Leaving someone for their disability.
That’s harsh
It's the way of the world.. I know pieces of trash who have done this to people they had children by and claim to love but as soon as they have an unreserved illness or a physical disability they leave without notice..
Not everyone can and should be Florence nightingale all the time.
@@kenrickeason Idk man, if I got disabled and the people I loved were stuck wiping my ass for the rest of my life because I can't move I'd want them to leave me or for me to die. People who suffer through those burdens, on both sides, are pitiable.
@@anubis7457 ok dude that's fucking funny
@@Kaathe249 what's funny about it, the fact that you somehow find it funny
That rattata reunion one was probably the most depressing...
Dorkly made me sad about two pixelated video game rats.
That is honestly impressive.
Yeah and a little shit that wants to kill pokemon
The ratata was probably a ditto
@@really14444 no
@@ygotsvlog3762 I said probably
@@really14444 i know
I just love how you animate these with pixels and they still look amazing. Keep up the great work!
8:33 I cant get over depressed Scorpion
Sub Zero: Is permanently dizzy and his life is shittier than my dads turds
Johnny cage: I'll pretend I didn't see that
Sonya: oh HELL NA-
Honestly, Marowac's mad at the wrong trainer if his own didn't get him healed up.
@YuPei Did you even watch the video? Blue catch him, not Red.
He had his spine broken and was yelling at everyone, as far as I was able to tell, he was mad at everyone
This one right here is so cursed yet so hilarious at the same time lol. 18:09
I love how they draw the simple premises to the extreme, like no kid ever thought about but as an adult it's kinda obvious and dumb but still a great game
I just realized.
In the "What happens when Mario blows up castles" bit, the "7 SECONDS EARLIER" part actually DOES happen literally 7 video seconds before the blast.
Well done Dorkly.
Zap well done dorkly
I just realized that almost every wife (Sub Zero’s wife, Bomberman’s wife, and the koopa who went to the daycare’s wife) is named Sheila. Either that name is very popular in Dorkly, maybe a reference to a person on staff or something, or they’re building up to a dorkly about the one thot that really gets around.
How dare you have a common internet username that shares a word with mine.
And it takes seven seconds to explode afterwards
In the ratatta one,when they see each another and say their names the names change.
R.I.P tails...oh wait he can't die
pinguino S Castillo Herrera estas en todo lugar y todo momento no?
to soon. or not soon enough?
Hey at least he will have Shadow around....oh wait that is probably worse
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!
Isaac Denley *too
I love stories where the main protagonist is somehow immortal, or stuck in a time loop. All that suffering is delicious.
Oak whistling "in the eyes of an angel" is too perfect 0:42
"So I hear you're single now. ;)"
A man dies, then someone else just steals that dead man's wife. ok
Unless it's your best friend's wife and he told you to do it for him.
Xy
We all have our kinks
Mikizeta. That how it is
Real life hurts
Nana: “I won’t leave our children without their father!”
Wait, but aren’t they siblings?
And kids?
*Hold up*
Sweet Alabama prison
That is bad
69 likes
Nice
This is supposed to be dark.
JJ RULE
Nintendo said they could be anything, sooo.
3:31 that's actually called harakiri
I think it was seen in one of the Mortal Kombat games where once a character is dizzy they have the option to kill themselves
I honestly just want a video of Tails screaming for an hour.
You monster
Yeah wtf is wrong with uou!? HES 8 YEARS OLD YOU GOD D*** MONSTER
Plot Twist: Tails Had gotten too many extra lives.
*too
Or hacks...
He's has infinite lives
There ironic thing is that in Red, Blue, and Green, there was the plan for Oak to be one of the boss battles, and he had the final starter...
That would have been awesome
It would be cool when you beat the elite 4 Oak is the champion. So you have to battle him to become the champion.
In the manga there was 3 trainers. Red, Blue, and Green (not kidding green was a female) I bet you can guess which one got which starter.
So kinda like Kukuki in Sun and Moon, and if you get lucky to get him in Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon in after the first League completion.
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 Actually,Red had Venusaur,Blue had Charizard,And green had Squirtle.
"NO THIS MAN HAS FOUGHT WITH HONOR. I HAVE DONE ENOUGH."
At this point you could have a whole series called "pokemon trainers are assholes"
Yeah
Yep
I mean, what do you expect from ten year olds who "raise" animals by forcing them to knock out other animals, carry them on their backs, cut trees for them, ascend waterfalls, smash rocks, push boulders around, dive deep underwater, and expect them to love them
Is this a direct attack?
My brother in Christ allow me to introduce you to Pokemon Rusty
I love that the pig and red were having a full blown conversation
Man dorkly You really make the videos Keep it up
PETA: Catching Pokémon is abuse!
Dorkly: Catch them all, or they will die
( I don’t support peta btw)
*For their own sake...*
Wats peta
PETA: also kills animals when they cannot be adopted and even if they are they will take it back and kill it
@@satan2872 wtf rly
Me: Oh I love dark animations!
Five seconds in: WHAT THE HELL???
nice try
Michelle Jordan Yes, They are scary af
Lol fail
no u
Ahh the title screen is terrifying!
13:05 wait i always thought they were siblings
They are. Dorkley just made them husband and wife
@@SkullGuy6691 sweet home Alabama
RIP Sonic T. Hedgehog
1976 - 2056 (80 years old)
RIP Mrs. M. Prower
1985 - 2065 (80 years old)
RIP Knuckles T. Echidna
1975 - 2044 (69 years old)
1:17 i love how we were all okay with the Dorkly voice actors never attempting to actually sound like the Characters they're voice acting. I think their casual voices really added on to the comedy
I agree
Except for toad in some cases...
I can't imagine Mario, Sonic, Bowser, Robotnic, etc. as sounding different at this point.
6:15
In my mind, these are the canon Sonic and Tails voices
DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY
MOTHERFUCKING BULBASAUR
Giggly Goo I love my little onion turtle child
Oobesome
I love Bulbsaur to .
Giggly Goo
I’m glad that the canon universe all three starter were chosen.
Actually Bulbasaur And It's Evos Covers Most Of Kanto And Can Learn Better Moves Than Chaizard And Blastoise
15:17 Umm 🤔 What?
you need to make a damn movie, this is so greatly made
That rattata reunion made me almost tear up
Its like ur friend FORCE u to kill ur brother
@@arthurgameer3847 It's literally that
Pokedex entry 132, bro. Ditto
Ditto
Ditto
Don't worry, Tails. You can still hang out with Shadow. He's immortal too.
Daniel J. Mikołajewski Wat is he?
He can't die of old age and there's hardly anything that can kill him otherwise.
T,mo
Daniel J. Mikołajewski oh ok
Lol predictable from an edgy character
13:45
*"But the Future Refused to Change..."*
Seeing some old shorts that came out when I was a kid and damn these have whole layers now that I’m older
“Sonic? Where are the rest of the forest animals?”
I think we often forget that tails is an innocent eight year old. Thanks for remembering dorkly!
Holy shit, when it said "7 seconds earlier" an ad imminently appeared with the text "what it's like to be sexually abused" holy mother of god, that was so deep I'm so confused.
I got an ad for Taco bell
Must’ve been one of those HR meetings
man they really do bring life into these characters
Why did I enjoy this so much
In the original Pokemon red , oak has a secret boss battle where the has trained the leftover starter pokemon .
No wayyyyy
@@forgetfulfunctor1 yes way. It's a glitch but you can do it.
@@AnthonyKusanagi101 being a glitch is even weirder than if it was an egg
@@forgetfulfunctor1 an egg?
@@forgetfulfunctor1 but it may be a glitch but it's playable
“ *I’m sorry there is no cure for this level of dizziness, he’ll never fight in that tournament again* ”
Could always develop the Dizzy Fist lol
Lei Wulong would disagree.
" *NOOOOOOOO* "
The first animation is one reason why I love Sword and Shield, because Leon takes the third starter.
The bug catcher one actually happened to me😂 I ignored him and came back later and walked in front of him, surprised me to get into that battle but I had a lvl 100 pokemon so it was sad too
Wait ain't the ice climbers brother and sister....SWEET HOME ALABAMA
it's actually a mystery of what they are, so think what you wanna think.
It´s open to interpretation. Sakurai says he'd like them to be lovers
Y
F
One of the smash descriptions confirms that they are twins
If Mario were owned by EA...
*finds Yoshi egg*
$10.99, or 40 hours of play time to unlock Yoshi DLC.
It'd probably cost 8 dollars to spin jump
* Troll face *
TheZipperDragon oh dear god no... NO!!!! (Mario’s voice)
£20 to insert the cartridge to the system
Currently Nintendo is doing this
The castle one almost made me cry, jeez
The raticate one shattered my armor as much as my heart
The dizziness one is just hilarious, I laughed to hard to notice any dark context just because of the idea of someone constantly spinning around forever living out life
I was expecting him to throw up
Because you are not the one spinning. Poor Sub Zero.
The second I saw this the one played lol
sub zero being me frfr
9:12,
He beat team rocket, and caught the 3 legendary birds, and he is facing a LVL 2 PIGEY, WITH A LVL 15 VOLTORB,
And it didnt do any damage,
For all that talk of "who the Pokemon Trainer is here", he's pretty fucking incompetent
Also the pidgey was lvl 12
@@baconator8804 no it's a LVL 2 Pidgey,
I think the reason it's dark is because he knows it will do 0-1 damage but still forced his pokemon to commit $u!¢!D€
“ In the eyes of a angel “
Now this makes my childhood much better
4:01 I did that
*_1:00_**_ Mudkip isn't a terrible Pokemon he's literally one of the best in competition_*
It goes like this with the starters
Kanto: Yeah bulbasaur is the unpopular one
Johto: same type again
Hoenn: all the starters were popular
Sinnoh: piplup was the unpopular one
Unova: i think tepig was unpopular cuz third fire/fighting
Kalos: chespin wasn't invited to the party
Alola: poplio was disowned as a starter.
Jackthecraftian in aloha I actually chose polio, I at least saved ONE polio from not being chosen at least :D
@@Silverouss there are always 2 you can't save tho
“3th” and “I chose polio”
Lorde.
He also can be the 2nd strongest pokemon right after shuckle
The funny thing is he made a trainer stupid enough to train a Raticate to level 72.
Man Raticate was my dude in my first ever Pokémon team.
But I had a shiny raticate and she outran almost everything, and she fainted them before she got to half health most of the time
No bully the raticate
@@Poptomist awesome
@@silverbullet5083 Some people shit on pokemon who seemingly are weak but actually are very powerfull if used right.
Love how they played the "Goodbye May Seem Forever" song from The Fox and The Hound Walt Disney movie for the Ratticate and Rattata scene
1:05 and that is why P2 controls for tails is very useful.
One of the gravestones says "Miles Prowder Jr"
OOF
Never had grandkids. Would’ve given him reason to live some.
And Mrs.Misty Prower
His son's name was Miles Per Hour Prower.
@Dr. Goji clearly u dont get the fucking joke
2:04
Unable to die, tails eventually stopped thinking
But he's not floating forever in space
@@portuguisianbralizian3293 bom quem sabe?
@@portuguisianbralizian3293 jojo part 2?
@@monke6912 yes
@@portuguisianbralizian3293 yay
14:06 at least we had Toy Story 2.
0:56, Thank you Dawn, Bianca, Shauna, Prof. Kukui, and Leon for doing your part
I love the fact that "Mario Skips World 2" gave a huge nod with the refrence to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when Will's father just up and bounced and he delivered a powerfully emotional scene
Looking through the comments just see if anyone noticed this😂
Looking for someone nothing the same things good shit
I got that 2
Pokedex entry 132, bro...
Ditto.
Loki Wolfe Truly a sad moment
@@dexeil7173
What gets me is how did a tallgrasser know obscure pokedex entries...?
* *LAVANDIA STARTS PLAYING* *
132 likes wow
I heard DIO instead
This is making me cry
I love that they used music from the movie Volcano in the second to last clip
Marowak use double kick
We have been OVER this blue!!!
You know there's a problem when the "darkest" (not merely dark, the darkest) bits of Dorkly provide almost twenty minutes' worth of material.
Not a problem at all!
What do you call a problem ? I see none there
I'm surprised that "Ice World Problems" isn't here. That video is *fricked.*
This dark animations are actually my fav idk why, I didn't even know they were dark lmao
Knuckles can't die he's rougher than the rest to them. He faked his death so that nobody would bother him and the master emerald
He's the best of em too
Also some people say he's tougher than leathah! (Leather)
Unlike Sonic he doesn't chuckle I think he'd rather flex his muscles
He's knuckles tougher than knuckle knuckles than tougher he's knuckle tougher than
@@raymondjones7423 sonic 3 intro
No sonic is best
Actually, he died at Age 69. Neat.
Tails can't die would of been alot funnier if Sonic's Tomb stone said
Sonic the Hedgehog
1976 - 2006
Reba Hashiri 2056*
Eternal Melee I don't think you got the joke
Tom Todd I do.
+Eternal Melee
Can you repeat that sentence?
Hah...
Good one!
When tails stabbed himself I just went on laughing
d e m o n
@@UMenyaNetPochki you know it
Fun fact: the only way to level up is by killing Pokémon, and Prof. Oak is level 62, so either he killed REALLY high level Pokémon, or he has killed thousands of Pokémon.
->darkest animations
->thumbnail is tails killing himself
->yeah you’re right
what the french toast
370 likes
Tailsmatsu aka death 371
Now 666 likes
"What the french toast". Dude I haven't heard that said since like 2005. Holy crap. I miss that.
718 likes
I cried at the rattata part :(
Pokedex 132 bro
DITTO...
Rattata = Raticate (after) + Rattata (now) Death
Rattata = Ditto confirmed
Not Depressed Jimmy screw rattata, that Pokémon sucks
Not Depressed Jimmy ditto
6:14 saddest one imo
Is there going to be a most wholesome compilation sometime
1:54 I know it was dark humour but you should have put on sonic's grave 1976-2006
Why?
@@sambenmoser1240 play sonic the hedgehog 2006 game and you will know why
@@Johnathonscott That's the greatest game of all time... Hehe
@@theul6775 lol facts.
Kal El that game is awesome
But if Tails can't die, then he could just find more people to love. He's like a fox-version of the Doctor.
Shadow to tails: am I a joke to you? (He can't really die either)
No i think he has the infinite lives cheat
That would suck bad as well, watching generations of great friends dying, such is the fate of an undying being.
More like what I can say that he is a TRAP after all.
Yes. More people to meet, grow attached to, start friendships or romantic relationships with, until they perish. And the cycle repeats, on and on, rendering you closer and closer to emotionally dead, until you're left as some emotionless shell, wondering why would God curse you with such a horrible curse by refusing the ultimate end we all truly fear.
On of my favorites is the Subzero one. Its sooo dark but then end is hilarious in a dark comedy kinda way
That first animation got me so bad I almost cried tbh.
The ratacate one with the RATATA was so sad and sweet I almost cried
Thats sad dude
Ikr
I was so sad to I cryed
And the soinc
Just no