@@AxxLAfriku you are the worst type of person. I do not know how you are not immediately removed from the platform, considering you just go to random channels and self-advertise. You’re gross, in all ways imaginable.
POV: You're at a nice party everything is going well, then a shot rings out, the man next to you falls dead, and across the street, in the building next to you, someone screams, "WHEELS BABY! WHEEEELS! WOOOOOOOOOOO!"
They talk about Stevie wonder like he’s dead or something. Edit: First off, why is THIS getting so many likes? Secondly, i know stevie wonder is still alive but still yall make me doubt myself.
Stevie wonder is dead i saw him die. I was at Safeway buying a bag of chinps and Stevie wonder was there and some guy came up to him and pretended to slap Stevie wonder in the face and Stevie wonder flinched and the guy shot him seven times in the chest and then everyone in the safe way clapped. This is true. A true story
Anytime I see people play this game they're either the queen, wheels, shorty or cowboy with very little in between. So when Schlatt was a twin I was actually shocked
"you know how quickly i trust people, you know this has been a problem for me." ngl thats kinda making me depressed, you know, feelin a lil bit of empathy--
Am I going crazy or did the video editor really just edit Schlatt to say “call me carson” instead of “call me crazy” at 1:43 because if so thats fantastic
@@HumanPersonYes I would disagree, lying is hiding the truth once the truth has already been exposed, it's not as if someone called him out and he lied that he didn't do it. If anything, he was simply not revealing the truth.
Carson you make my day every time you post on Instagram or UA-cam. I just wanted to say you’re a stand up guy, you remind me a lot of my brother. He enlisted in the military and came out with BPD, but you and your friends’ humor reminds me of how simple times were before. So thanks for that fella, love ya.
Carson.. I remember watching your G-mod UA-cam videos from about a year ago, it was early in the morning, I was procrastinating doing my school as the soft sunlight started leaking into my room, now all of what I said probably was completely random, but what I’m saying is thank you for so many wonderful memories, your content hasn’t gone downhill at all, I think it’s all still so very funny. Thank you Carson, we’ll make it through this year ❤️
this video is amazing i can't decide if "does this count as drunk driving" or "your going round and around like it's a fuckin nascar track" is the better joke
It’s just not the same anymore idk why even though the whole thing with Carson is happening I still like to watch and laugh but now I just can’t anymore
“I wouldn’t shoot shorty if I were you”
*Shorty drops like a sack*
Literally the best and funniest analogy you could’ve used
@@columncreek6019 simile not analogy
@@getalife214 it’s both...
@@ygbgyvgvygbuh1217 if you think that, you don't know what an analogy is
@@getalife214 bruh calm down it’s a CallMeCarson comment section your not smarter than anyone here
I had an ad playing in the background and didn’t even think it was an ad. I just thought it was Carson being Carson
@@AxxLAfriku I wonder what your family thinks of you
@@alecblair11 probably that he has big muscles
@@toastemperor wrong. A big...BIG...BIIIIG MUSCLES.
@@bread9923 my bad
@@AxxLAfriku you are the worst type of person. I do not know how you are not immediately removed from the platform, considering you just go to random channels and self-advertise. You’re gross, in all ways imaginable.
When playing with schlatt you can get a 60% win rate by shooting wheels every match
Is that backed up by math?
@@Liam-of3ch yes
@@Liam-of3ch sure
@@Liam-of3ch yeah dude it’s like at least 4
The other 40% is the queen
carson is the definition of playing to have fun not to win
First
@@jax2507 first, on a comment... What?
@@jax2507 your name is accurate for replying "first" on a comment, or just saying first at all.
@@ATBZ infeed sinyor
@@lemonds4267 wait are you talking about one piece or...?
The thumbnail just saying “JSCHLATT” with wheels really gets me
Are you the guy from rise of the guardians
And then the pogging Carson just puts the icing on the cake
@@ty_lewis the poggroomer
CARSONPOGCARSONPOGCARSONPOG
@@HumanPersonYes snowflake
I haven’t watched this yet, but Schlatt is wheels.
true
I hope carson sees this before he starts the video
Cool
the man in the iron sarcophagus
@@sethryan1397 shrouded in aluminum
This guy walks into a room, except he doesn’t cause he’s paralyzed, wheels
You wouldn't pick wheels again would y- YOU PICKED WHEELS
So a guy walks into a bar-
*wheels*
*WHEELS BABY*
*thunderous applause*
lies. if schlatt was actually in a wheelchair he would just walk
that's a fact
@predatator gaming .yep indeed, disabled jschlatt could just, defy disability
SCHLATT WALK
Same thing with Stevie, he could just see instead of being blind
He's just built different like that
When Schlatt was talking about how he picked someone who he admires for their passion the entire chat was just full of Obamas
too many likes and not one reply. also, that seems about right-
Is it just me or does Carson look like wheels without the jawline
No it isn’t just you
r/cursedinsults
Bruh he does look like wheels
Bruh I thought that wheels was Charlie
i thought of it the second i saw wheels
This game really makes you feel like shooting a minority group consistently every round.
My favorite
When's next upload?, come on danjobro don't leave me hanging
@@hangover1435 soon... I hope?
Cop simulator 2020
@@ChalupaTV speedrun wr any%
Schlatt's "swapped the statues" bluff was unironically good ngl
I could really go for some banana bread
First reply so like my comment because I have no life replying to ppl the second a video gets released
Agreed
I could really go for some banana bread
I could really go for some Banana Bread
Save me some
Stand master: WHEELS
Stand: SHROUDED IN ALUMINUM
S in speed
funne
A in durability
**Giorno theme intensifies**
It's straight up part 5 silver chariot
POV: You're at a nice party everything is going well, then a shot rings out, the man next to you falls dead, and across the street, in the building next to you, someone screams,
"WHEELS BABY! WHEEEELS! WOOOOOOOOOOO!"
wheels
WHEELS
Shrouded in aluminium
Aluminum Sarcophagus
It's ALWAYS Wheels!! 😅🤭👍
This man hears “ba” and collapses like a folding chair
nana
bread
Ba
nan
a b
I’m so glad Ludwig got everyone into this game again. I loved when UA-cam had a wave of this game some years back, and it’s so good to see it again
@niosonwii alright. I wont.
It would actually be pretty popular like among us (not quite to that level) if it wasn’t $25
@niosonwii ok
@@jimm.127 Yeah, it's pretty expensive for what it is.
@niosonwii bruh ok
alternate title: carson and schlatt commit hate crimes against people with dwarfism
And the disabled.
@@IvoryTears17 hey! Short people are humans too.
12:51
"you trust people way too quickly"
"story of the year ya know"
😳 damn..
I knew there’d be a comment
I knew there'd be a comment
I knew there'd be a comment
I knew there'd be a comment
I knew there'd be a comment
“I am playing as someone I deeply respect.”
*zooms in on black man*
Ngl I think it was Obama
Still I'm laughing
"does this count as drunk driving?" I'm litterely dead
That MIGHT have actually been even funnier than "goat."
so is wheels
Same I’m *L I T T E R E L Y* dead lmaoo
I was thinking about that and then they said it like a minute later and I was dying
I'm littererly wow bro it's literally
People have to already upload his own content before carson even uploads
yeah like: CallMeCryBaby
Well they don't have the honey ad
And like: The Lunchabels
It’s annoying cause I want to watch Carson stuff that I haven’t seen but then I see it again from him in actual vid
I was just thinking "have i seen this video before" but couldn't figure out where
Carson: actually trying
Schlatt: W H E E L S
Haha wheels go brrrrr
He’s burnin’ rubber!
Say what you want about Carson but he made some banger content and you can’t dispute that fact
Yeah, really S tier stuff. A crying shame he had to go.
man i miss him
I know what he did was bad but I cant lie I do in fact miss him and I hope he at some point comes back.
@@goldharambe2375 good(?) news
@@conormeehan. ?
"Call me crazy, call me *carson*" LMAO that edit killed me
callmeincarcerated
Callmecancelled
The beginning is like one of those tekken fights where both players just spam low kick.
Listen, are yall recording discord calls too. If you are, just let mine slide. You got me right FBI?
@@scrabbydaperdoo9713 yessir
They talk about Stevie wonder like he’s dead or something.
Edit: First off, why is THIS getting so many likes?
Secondly, i know stevie wonder is still alive but still yall make me doubt myself.
November 12th...
Wait he isn’t dead?
@@aleatheltrashcan478 They talk about Stevie wonder like he’s dead or something
Stevie wonder is dead i saw him die. I was at Safeway buying a bag of chinps and Stevie wonder was there and some guy came up to him and pretended to slap Stevie wonder in the face and Stevie wonder flinched and the guy shot him seven times in the chest and then everyone in the safe way clapped. This is true. A true story
@@mikanviola They talk about Stevie wonder like he’s dead or something
WHEEEELLLLLSSSS BBBBBBAAAAYYYYBBBBBBEEEEYYYYY
@niosonwii ok
@niosonwii ok
@niosonwii sounds good to me
ALUMINUM SARCOPHAGUS
@niosonwii wasn’t going to anyway
Anytime I see people play this game they're either the queen, wheels, shorty or cowboy with very little in between.
So when Schlatt was a twin I was actually shocked
i cant wait for them to play another game of this!
If only
Lmao the "Jschlatt" in the thumbnail, he knows what gets clicks
Shorty like a melody in my head that i can’t get out got me singing like “buhbuhbuhbuh banana bread got my sniper stuck on replay replayayayayayay”
average call me carson fan
*shawty
@@iwantdie3709 shorty*
@@quantity360 shorty*
@@quantity360 shawty*
My new favorite quote is
*”does this count as drunk driving”*
-Schlatt 2020
"you know how quickly i trust people, you know this has been a problem for me." ngl thats kinda making me depressed, you know, feelin a lil bit of empathy--
why are you guys saying my name?
ba
nana
bread
ba nana
bread
Am I going crazy or did the video editor really just edit Schlatt to say “call me carson” instead of “call me crazy” at 1:43
because if so thats fantastic
I was just about to comment that! Its amazing
XD
Holy shit, they really did! I didn't even notice the first time!
I noticed that too. Nice little touch
12:11 Hold my bookmark so I can go back
Jerma: It’s always the monopoly guy
Dunkey: It’s always the military guy
Carson: It’s always W H E E L S
As someone who's 5'8", that bit at the end was bigoted and I expect a hand written apology by Monday at noon
Oh oh ahah
Ha ha
You look like dio lol
What are you my middle school teacher?
What a Karen
14:50 we not gonna talk about that character and match score combo?
lying to my friends in real life
But he told them the truth xD
@@cheema_chops1448 after years of lying
@@HumanPersonYes I would disagree, lying is hiding the truth once the truth has already been exposed, it's not as if someone called him out and he lied that he didn't do it. If anything, he was simply not revealing the truth.
@@cheema_chops1448 after years of lying
@@HumanPersonYes 🤦♂️
schlatt: Are you wheels?
Carson: *Banana bread*
not even wheels:
carson & Schlatt: B A N A N A B R E A D
B NANA
Bot another “no one” joke oh god
@niosonwii okay we won’t
Beginning of the video: banana bread
10 seconds later: Renaedbranaeadbraneadbraed
How did you manage to spell the chaos that happens at 9:43
Hey Carson I've been rewatching ur videos, it's awesome.
Tell us who asked.💀
@@sillydiscord6835 i asked
@@impulse8935 Clearly not lol.
@@impulse8935 Try again.
@@sillydiscord6835 I tried again at asking. Let's see how it goes.
He lied to schlatt outside of spyparty too
Shut up
@@spongy7426 ????
And Schlatt lied *about* him so it's only fair.
Danny Trejo: has the record for most onscreen deaths of all time
Wheels: *Sit back down*
*Says Wheels as he stands up*
Alternate title: Killing crippled people
@niosonwii ok
@niosonwiiok
@niosonwii ight.
Ok
@niosonwii Don't gotta tell me twice, but I will report you for spam
“Banana bread.” - Chris Hansen
1:43 Such A Subtle Joke From Schlatt But Such A Good One
this title aged like fine wine hooo boy
Almost as good as "Getting accused by big youtubers in among us"
Just don't
@@itsrakonax lol I mean he ain't wrong
That shit aged like unpasteurized milk what you mean ‘fine wine’?
Didn’t he call all of his friends like, a month before the drama happened to tell them what he did?
It’s gotten to the point where putting “JSchlatt” in the thumbnail classifies as clickbait.
Hearing Schlatt subtly whisper “shrouded in aluminum” gets me every damn time 10:45
“Does this count as drunk driving.”
just got suggested this *sigh* i miss the past years
Schlatt: I'll make it easy for you
Carson: Shoots wheels
Schlatt: I was actually using an advanced technique there called LYING
He is shrouded in aluminum..
“Tokyo drift” - wheels
“does this count as drunk driving?” IM CRYING
Pain.
Without love
Turns out it wasn't only in-game, huh
Ummm yeah............
Never gonna give you up
very original
@@yutani5742 of course it's not lol I made this comment 1 month ago
Thumbnail: Pog, Jschlatt, man. thank you for your time
That is no man.... that is w h e e l s
The steel toe himself
The bootman
Banana Bread with Steven Hawking
WHEELS!
He's called wheels u idiot.
Underrated comment.
I like the idea of Carson editing the thumbnail thinking to himself, "I'll just put 'Jschlatt' in the thumbnail, I'll get more views".
He did though.
Lying to my friend literally
Carson you make my day every time you post on Instagram or UA-cam. I just wanted to say you’re a stand up guy, you remind me a lot of my brother. He enlisted in the military and came out with BPD, but you and your friends’ humor reminds me of how simple times were before. So thanks for that fella, love ya.
Carson.. I remember watching your G-mod UA-cam videos from about a year ago, it was early in the morning, I was procrastinating doing my school as the soft sunlight started leaking into my room, now all of what I said probably was completely random, but what I’m saying is thank you for so many wonderful memories, your content hasn’t gone downhill at all, I think it’s all still so very funny. Thank you Carson, we’ll make it through this year ❤️
nerd
No we won't, and even if we do it won't be worth it.
POV: You searched by new too see things about the controversy
Sh*t you caught me
Well played
No
this video is amazing i can't decide if "does this count as drunk driving" or "your going round and around like it's a fuckin nascar track" is the better joke
SpyParty except I don’t complete any missions and just drink beer in my wheelchair
I love how he edited it to say “call me crazy, call me carson” great addition 10/10 editing would watch again
This whole video: Lies
@niosonwii k
@niosonwii k
@niosonwii k
@niosonwii k
@niosonwii k
Carson: The face of deception
I wish they were still friends
These videos just make me sad now. I hope he comes back soon.
NEW TITLE Lying to my friends in real life. GONE WRONG?!?!
lying to my friends (but in a game)
I clicked this video just to put this
Carson told them before the whole thing became public
@@tarahuebel5594 yes but he lied to them saying he stopped
i love how they both used “was” when talking about stevie wonder
What is that supposed to mean
“Lying to my Friends in SpyParty”
Schlatt: *”isn’t that what you do to me everyday”*
This video hurts now.
Man, before time got all complicated.
I miss this
My favorite part was when they said “banana bread,” I felt that
"I wouldn't shoot shorty if I were you"
Shorty's spirit left faster than my dad
"Lying to my Friends"
Yikes. That didn't age well...
oh no
They already knew at this point
@@drewbrown3082 They would not still be playing with a known predator.
“”Lying to my Friends”
Yikes. That didn’t age well...”
Yikes. A person who knows nothing about anything that happened and believes everything he sees.
@@ilikenougat8892 they actually did know... :/ watch jschlatts video on the situation
11:34 that hit different now
Pure unadulterated lust
“I’m on a roll”
3:12 carson knows all bout good looking shorties
Bro
lets not mention it and just enjoy the video
It’s just not the same anymore idk why even though the whole thing with Carson is happening I still like to watch and laugh but now I just can’t anymore
This used to be one of my favorite UA-cam videos
@@afloatcashew6828 it still can be, just try not to think aboot it.
same
14:57, i love how it becomes 9-11 the second someone goes the arab character
Sikhs are not Arab. They're Indian.
Weird how he let carson win too 🤔🤣
"I may have done something ballsy."
"What was that?"
"I may have swapped a statue."
"I didn't put my hand on no bible!"
this hurts
2:52 who would’ve thought that Schlatt predicted the Stephen Hawking midget scandal
damn youtube reccomendations makin me sad
aged like fine organic milk in a humid summer day
turns out he lied to his friends about a lot more than just spyparty
he didn’t lie, he told his friends straight forward
@@yopooda82 doesnt sound like jschlatt agrees
16:15 ,,Diese this count as drunk driving?‘‘ 😂😂😂
"WeLl ThIs DiDn'T AgE WeLl..."
And just like that you've predicted the comment section for thw next few months
7:25 "I don't know if I should say that" Don't worry it's not gonna matter soon anyways
titled aged well
AYOOO LOL
It wouldn't be the first time.