18:32 I just want to say I had seen this live and when I heard him say that I was laughing nonstop to the point to where I almost pissed my pants Idk y it was so stupid and random i wasnt expecting him to say that
@@thelordofspuds8359 bro i love doing the same thing, finding the absolute laziest youtube comments that are just reddit prompts without the image (so even less funny)
didn't Charlie say that he had cut ties with Carson during early 2020? unless it happened after this, something ain't right.. UPDATE: Went to check the dramaalert video and lo and behold, carson made the phone calls in march, two months before this stream. two months before charlie said he cut ties. something REALLY ain't adding up with this.
'ow mYe PuSEe'
Famous last words.
I WAS CRYING
Nice pfp
The Legion ty, it’s my doggo
@@Jimbo-yh2th ah i see a fellow doggo pfp, nice
When
“The wife always holds me back”
Ur Friendly F.B.I. Agent celebrate them ua-cam.com/video/2t3Mqjc8d-o/v-deo.html
Friendly fbi agent? Do you not watch me while i watch xxx sites ? x)
"The the pigskin around with mY sOn"
Call Step Father
Then hit her back
“I just heard ‘where’s my wife?’ And then ‘delivery failed’”
Is this loss?
OH MY GOD
i didn't get it at first but that is golden
no fucking way
I II
II I_
I II
II I_
11:25 Hearing Carson say his own name is an emotion I can’t explain
out of body experience
i thot he was reading from chat lmao
Hits different when it’s your name too
I agree, Grizzle
I agree, Grizzle
“Trust me, I’m Batman. Give me the woman.”
- Batman
Lockwood The Scientist that part had me dying. 😂
Oh god no
2020
Every part had me dying especially the bench scene I was fucking GONE
Yeah it’s Batman. I don’t see the issue.
"Where's my wife?"
*Delivery Failed*
It was a tragic day....... The baby was lost.......
Damn I that II is just II so tragic l _
I hate you for this
No seriously. The baby is just gone. It got up on all fours and just ran.
I II
II I_
If you don't understand l II II I_ then you're kinda gay ngl
Schlattina: farts
Carson: thats so hot
that's what Katirino was missing
Nice name
Your name tho-
@@Nix-km4zd who tf is that
yes.
5:55
Carson: **Driving really badly**
Charlie: "You remind me of my wife."
Yep that’s what happened
oh shit yeah that happened haha!! thanks for the reminder
Thank u for quoting the video I’m blind and deaf 🙏
@@hlf5586 ... . ...-. -. -. .--- .-. .-- .- ...-- .--.-.
I translated your Morse code just a bunch of letters
15:21 The amount of comedic impact this moment had sent me flying a distance of 440m.
440 Fortnite Meters™©
*420 meters
OH NOW I GET IT 420 POG HAHAHAHAHAHA
I was half expecting to hear Josh say, “The kids are dead.”
Celebrate them ua-cam.com/video/2t3Mqjc8d-o/v-deo.html
Gingoo 22 no
Call Me Carson
Uh oh
woooow thats so true
8:56 "Oh you're switching to Windows, what are you, a Mac user?"
*gets hit by truck*
That was the best highlight out of any of these
Would it be better if the truck was a Mack?
Legit the second that happened I started reading this comment...
This has happened twice today
@@Tdski can relate
"girls just wanna have fun" -josh
Josh has been with katerino
ok
Carson: “one step for man, one step for fish” Charlie: “fish” Carson: *dies*
Smshep01 Cone Doggo yeah we saw it
Oh shit that did happen huh
Holy shit true
Yep that’s what happened
Vic Van Malder you don’t know how inside jokes work do you
yeah I don't know about the rest of you.. but, Schlattina's voice hella convincing. Bouta' make me act up. :)
holy shit what are *you* doing here
oh wait thats a phony
seems like it's actually him
Oop
Name checks out
18:32
I just want to say I had seen this live and when I heard him say that I was laughing nonstop to the point to where I almost pissed my pants
Idk y it was so stupid and random i wasnt expecting him to say that
stillapiece ofgarbage same
“I am the space piano goodbye.” “Schalttina.” “(Roblox oof) my pusseee!”
Same
😂😂
LMAO me too 😂🤣
18:36 is the most cursed face I've ever seen... it's like the turtle thing from ice age, the one that put the straw in his nose
BRUHHH YOU MEAN STEW OH MY GOD THATS SO CURSED
"hEy, I cAn SmeLL tHe ocEAN"
Oh.... oh my.... That face just shook me to my core... like a terrifying vibrator...
Dude...
it's him yeah
Death Lives That’s hot.
“Kids am I right?” Is going to be spread throughout the chat like the Coronavirus to the world.
Bro let us celebrate our differences! ua-cam.com/video/2t3Mqjc8d-o/v-deo.html
Bro kids am I right?
Carson
@@gingooreal bruh shut up
Bro I just watched akame ga kill it was goood
So basically fart, great delivery services, talking about his wife, schlattina, fish, fart, rocket go boom boom.
8:59
Balls
And hot steamy men
You just summed up the whole stream
18:32 so out of nowhere and I absolutely love it
When you’re eating soft food and then chew something crunchy: 18:35
😂oml this has me in tears
Why I hate cucumbers in my sushi roll
cu *cum* bers
“Toss the pigskin around with MY SON!”
Lennyface
Why would you toss your son around like that???
FBI Its official woah
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FBI Its official NOO
“How are the kids josh?” “Awful as always.” Pretty much sums up every marriage
"Yeah I thought I buried them dead but for some reason they keep coming and the numbers goin up"
that's the joke
Celebrate them! ua-cam.com/video/2t3Mqjc8d-o/v-deo.html
Its funny because marriage is terrible
@@Batfish-mv5nr Speaking from experience?
“I just heard where’s my wife and the delivery failed” is this loss?
Everything is loss if you look hard enough...
Death Lives That's deep bro
No one :
8:56 : Oh you're switching to Windows, what are you, a Mac user?"
*gets hit by truck*
The truck was owned by Apple.
thank you for useless no one
I have found the ultimate UA-cam comment. A useless no one and repeating exactly what happened at the same time
@@thelordofspuds8359 bro i love doing the same thing, finding the absolute laziest youtube comments that are just reddit prompts without the image (so even less funny)
@@disco8301 your aggression shows you are triggered. :)
18:06
Absolute proof that Schlattina is just Funny Mic mixed with Nightcore
oh no
It would be pretty funny if we called him Carson
Cant imagine calling King that
Nah thats weird
Dunno man, we need to make sure he would be comfortable with us calling him that..
Haha! That would be so funny! That really fits him!
I think he only wants to be called Carson when he is live
all i remember from this stream is schlattina
Same
What is your profile picture
Is that like a kitchen sponge as a bed
Ow me too
And fish
5:47 is no one gonna address that they were borderline object-flying with their hot steamy man bods?
Carter Ellis nice profile picture
Hello Barack Obama, the first black president of the USA.
Hello Barrack Obama, the first black president of the USA.
Hello Barack Obama, the first black president of the USA.
Hello Barack Obama, the first black president of the USA.
11:16 "fish"
Carson: _w h e e z e_
I feel like “Kids, am I right?” is the equivalent to “Airplane food, am I right?”
What's the deal with airline food?
What's the deal with airline food?
what is the deal?
What’s the deal with it?
Like what’s the deal with it?
Guys, you can stop dm'ing me, the Barack Obama in Minecraft Ultimate was an impersonator. That wasn't me
Stfu
Woah, Barack Obama plays video games!
okay,obama
Ok Oboomer
@@user-hh7mo6mj1j DONT you DARE say that to OBAMA GAMING...
All in favor of Shlatt cross dressing to become Schlattina, and gain all the Tier 3 subs.
that's horrifying please no
need thAT
I would love to see that LOL
*flashback to Micheal Reeves dressing as a woman*
Might not be so bad.
don’t give them any ideas
Old title “WE ARE THE WORST TEAM”
then what happened and now special delivery but who knows for how long.
The old title was ‘what happened?’
Tixtag No the earliest title was “WE ARE THE WORST TEAM.” Then “What happened?” And now “SPECIAL DELIVERY”
ItsReddd who are you?
Thanks you
5:06 when Schlatt walks up and goes “hey are you guys flying a helicopter” Killed me
NO DON'T LET HIM GET ON
“Trust me Im Batman, give me the woman”
Carsons face at 18:30 gets me every time lmao
They call me “me” because me gongaga
4:40 "Load up the helicopter and fly"
I think Carson skipped a step
No one :
6:19 : "I call this one the wife simulator *he he he*"
Yep that’s what happened
Yep that’s what happened
Yep that's what happened
Yep that's what happened
Yep that's what happened
Carson was simping for Schlattina at the beginning.
It's the whole video man
❤️💕💜💓💗ShlArson💖 💙💖💛💘
Weren’t we all
Arson
The Schlattina tragedy is probably the worst series of events to ever occur
Worse than all the shit Obama did to this country in his 8yrs of presidency?
I think Schlattina is a close second to that
I wholeheartedly agree
just wait for the fanart, ship fanfics, and porn that will happen because of a simple joke
@@KATinBLACK Trump is WAY worse than Obama, the hell are you talking about?
"I call this one the wife simulator" *laughs in Mr Krabs*
*laughs in Peter Griffin* ****
carson: *is going mach 5 in a ferris wheel
Also carson: " already schlattina"
Yep that’s what happened
7:57 That one basketball player who played on the yellow and purple team and got into the hall of fame!
Heads up, his heads up
@@sambryan5378 Whas his name? Boobie Ryan?
@@logan6393 sumn like that
why u do my mans kobe like that
I love how everyone ignored Josh talking about season 1 of Dude Perfect.
I love how the chat fills with Gayschlatt. Reminds me of the way Jschlatt fills bums with his businessman seed thus gaining the name Gayschlatt
its exactly as what the smut fanfics have foretold
"Kids am I right"
-callmecarson 2020
Ian p yeah!!! ua-cam.com/video/2t3Mqjc8d-o/v-deo.html
No
Wh!te fukc
@@gingooreal stop advertising
5:55
"You remind me of my wife"
"PUT THE PACKAGE IN"
*NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT ABOUT MY WIFE*
8:56
''Your switching to Windows? What are you, a Mac user!?''
*_gets run over_*
I don’t care about the drama I just wanna laugh like I did when he was streaming
*”KiDs Am i RiGhT”*
*His entire fanbase*
:0
including u ofc
@@renn4913 of course, also including you.
renn I didn’t know 18 year olds counted as “kids” still
10:03 In Charlie's video you can hear everyone's disappointment when he made that joke lol
"Is this the docking scene from Interstellar?" had me crying
Underrated joke, honestly. It's accurate too,
Underrated joke, honestly. It's accurate too,
its my birthday today. needless to say, i was really happy when i got a notification from carson saying "special delivery"
Happy birthday!!!! Hope you had a great daaayyyy!!!
j e s s Happy late birthday! Here’s my gift to you good friend ua-cam.com/video/gIoMM6_vILU/v-deo.html
Ellithejoker for some reason i thought you were gonna rick roll people with that lonk
It’s great to see Carson happy and back to playing games and making videos with endless laughs again.
damn...
@@garfd :(
Damn schlattina gonna make me act up 😳
17:30 this moment is so perfect, why does no one talk about it
the wheeze is back 9:44
sees description
"I dunno, man. You just... left. We still miss you."
I thought Charlie said he cut ties with Carson at the beginning of 2020, yet this stream aired on May 22nd, 2020
yeah that's why i'm here, to check the date. i thought that didn't add up...
Carson's game show video was also published in August yet Charlie is in the video.
Weird, I guess. Augusg is not early 2020...
@@realpetertdm1382 when was it recorded, though?
@@realpetertdm1382 i just checked and it was recorded in like june 2020, 3 months later...
@@DressShirtDaryl he propbably said that to have a good representation
Jschlattia is now canon to the CallMeCarson Universe.
“I just want to go fishing and watch football, the wife is holding me back.”
- Carson is a boomer confirmed
flameguy lets celebrate our differences! ua-cam.com/video/2t3Mqjc8d-o/v-deo.html
Gingoo 22 you aren’t funny
nothing like some fishing with the boyyyys!
@@gingooreal stop advertisng you 7 year old.
@@Liam-rf1ey just report them and move on
18:15 - 18:40
This left me in actual tears
11:39 “it’s like challenger all over again”
I felt that
15:25 holy shit Schlatt got a DUMPY
"what are you, a MAC USER?" *WHAM*
Yep that’s what happened
Schlattina is my favorite streamer. Do you think she’ll be on Rajj?
I’m convinced Carson forgot the password to his main channel
Nah im pretty sure hes workin on videos for it he said he has a list of vids to make
real ones remember when this was tirled "WE ARE THE WORST TEAM"
hell yeah i remember tirling...
Josh absolutely hated this stream, you can even sense his anger through the video
I want a girl that loves me as much as Marco Rubio loves his fish
Same
three fathers having a mid life crisis whilst josh tries to play the game
“Batman”
“Ooooh true”
I love these guys no homo but pride month still 😳
That's cause pride month is a joke.
@@goodfeelerman1475 ok boomer
@@wildfire9280 I'm younger than you might think.
The God of Smiley pride month IS actually a joke am I right? It’s so pointless
Nathan Sylvestre lmaooo!! same
everyone go to 5:30 and appreciate shlatt`s quote
"i can feel the wind against my balls"
8:56
"you're switching to windows? what are you; a Mac user? ah ha ha"
*GETS RUN OVER BY TRUCK*
11:31 I've played enough KSP to see where that was going XD
I’d pay good money to get a whiff of Schlattina’s dirty socks ngl fellas
Wtf
who wouldn’t
Hell yeah my man
*im* *gonna* *stop* *you* *right* *there*
Schlatt its so funny, he should consider being a Democrat
*Schlattina
he should consider streaming
If he was a democrat I would seriously have a boner every time I thought of him.
I’m a dude btw
I'm a proud alt right man and let me tell you I love that man in a non homosexual way of course
@@Sparky-qw1zp if hje was a democrat i would seriously have a bone everytime i thought of him.
(im a girl btw)
6:20 schlatt chuckle
10:06 when the pizza rolls are done
Schlatt: does anything
Carson: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"you're switching to windows? what are you, a mac user? haha-" *_*CRUNCH_**
This is genuinely the funniest video of carson's, on par with the first gta video
5:33 schlatt has never been more relatable in his life
18:34 That is the face of absolute shock and disgust and it never fails to make me cackle grossly. XD
17:05
How did nobody notice this rick and morty reference? The 100 years thing.
My disappointment is immeasurable.
I was thinking the same thing lmao
I literally scrolled through the comments solely to find out if anyone else had noticed
I did
Its a well known fact that josh has a wife called schlattina and multiple kids who he raises
didn't Charlie say that he had cut ties with Carson during early 2020? unless it happened after this, something ain't right..
UPDATE: Went to check the dramaalert video and lo and behold, carson made the phone calls in march, two months before this stream. two months before charlie said he cut ties. something REALLY ain't adding up with this.
I know right? I mean when was this streamed to twitch? Something is confusing me
@@Hackneyed may 22nd.
@@imveryhungry445 then what the fuck is charlie on?
@@imveryhungry445 if charlie was told in March why is he in this video
@@Hackneyed I dunno, in the description he lists carson as a friend too
Man this video was pretty funny im going to like it
I just rewatched “A Tribute To Minecraft” and this Schlatt compared to that Schlatt are 2 completely different people besides their hatred for Stal
"how tf am i an essential worker" simulator
"I call this one the wife simulator
*EH EH EH"*
2:04: Donation: Any good tips to get through depression?
Schlatt: *where's my wife*
18:32 funniest thing in video
Yo your streams have been really helpful recently, I can’t get over this one dude but this makes me feel a lot less meaningless
Poor Carson, seems he can’t get over Karen taking the children...
"trust me I'm Batman now give me the woman"
That's how.all good conversations start
I see Schlatt still has that addiction. Charlie didn't cure him :(
“I Can feel the wind against my balls”- schlatt
Reminds me of simpler times