Cassetteboy vs The Apprentice 2

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  • @tubeman123100
    @tubeman123100 9 років тому +627

    "I hope you've got your passports with you cos we're off to Birmingham."
    LOL

    • @thefortudinoussage5110
      @thefortudinoussage5110 9 років тому +5

      LOLOLOL

    • @michaelthompson679
      @michaelthompson679 9 років тому

      Lol I get that

    • @realsmokeray2257
      @realsmokeray2257 9 років тому +12

      lol Asians so go get your passports

    • @ameerkapasi8882
      @ameerkapasi8882 9 років тому +49

      One of the most fashionable cities in the world

    • @markroyds23
      @markroyds23 7 років тому +2

      Nick - ill tell you what happened cos i was there ! caroline and i drilled in the back seat of the car"
      caroline - "lets face it, it was pretty messy in there wasnt it"

  • @ZinKilla
    @ZinKilla 9 років тому +498

    "How much do you pay for your tea?"
    "I haven't had any tea."
    "You're an idiot... you are fired."

  • @AmirBrooks
    @AmirBrooks 9 років тому +389

    "My own arse is up for grabs, and as you can imagine, it needs a lot of cleaning"

    • @MysteryEzekude
      @MysteryEzekude 9 років тому +13

      Amir Brooks They should've added "I need help removing the stick lodged up there."

    • @Reds786
      @Reds786 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 2 роки тому

      We heard

  • @stackyman100
    @stackyman100 8 років тому +321

    "You're off to one of the natural wonders of the world, Bedford autodrome" 😂😂

  • @blondemario
    @blondemario 8 років тому +265

    "I spend millions of pounds on ready meals. You... how much do you pay for your tea?"
    "I haven't had any tea"
    "Haha... you're an idiot. You are fired,"
    XD

  • @kevfrombutterley
    @kevfrombutterley 9 років тому +324

    "Darling, get me a spaghetti carbonara tonight"
    "Yes Lord Sugar"
    Lovely :-)

  • @nav34d
    @nav34d 7 років тому +325

    "Karren and I DRILLEEEDDDDDDD each other, for an hour and half" hahaahahahahah

    • @amaya8227
      @amaya8227 3 роки тому +8

      @Mike L Booblay and the council cleared it up

    • @jdbruiser
      @jdbruiser 2 роки тому +10

      "Let's face it it was a mess in there wasn't it"

    • @SuperCarShorts911
      @SuperCarShorts911 2 роки тому

      HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 10 місяців тому

      TMI.
      That must have taken a lot of little blue pills. Not to mention the other implement, the "Exocet".

    • @daveharrison9107
      @daveharrison9107 6 місяців тому

      Literally spat my tea out at this

  • @OrionB1498
    @OrionB1498 8 років тому +64

    "So Liam, tell me?,...why shouldn't i fire you",..."Coz i drew a picture of a Teapot with a light on"!

  • @theroastpig3437
    @theroastpig3437 9 років тому +213

    0:04 - 0:20 The everyday mind of a British person.

    • @Rektxtgx
      @Rektxtgx 8 років тому +2

      +The Roast Pig LOL

    • @danking1172
      @danking1172 8 років тому

      Hey can I just say that you have a pic of a 'minecraft' pig

    • @Cwmbran1984
      @Cwmbran1984 8 років тому +14

      At a train station: 'train delayed by 30 minutes. We're sorry for any inconvenience'. Me: "oh bloody hell. Bloody fucking train" 😂😂

    • @SconVideos
      @SconVideos 8 років тому +1

      +The Roast Pig Actually 1:27

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 8 років тому +3

      Yeah, that's us. It's bloody raining. The bloody patio smells like the inside of a bleeding car battery. It's about bloody time we left the EU. My bloody car won't bloody start. Those bloody wankers keep trolling me on Omegle. The bloody internet's down again. My bloody phone's out of battery. The bloody driveway smells like weed. I think that's a bloody asteroid about to hit the bloody Earth.

  • @Toonling
    @Toonling 8 років тому +114

    £250 investment. LMAO 😂😂

    • @jcn268
      @jcn268 5 років тому +4

      £2.50 investment

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 4 роки тому +1

      25p investment.

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 7 місяців тому

      His investment has dived by 30 i would join his process £250 investment

  • @Hammer_Ent
    @Hammer_Ent 9 років тому +107

    That Birmingham joke gets me every time, god damnit. :)

    • @emps7777
      @emps7777 2 роки тому +6

      It wasn't a joke bro

  • @noodleface4
    @noodleface4 9 років тому +44

    "To climb the 377ft sculpture of Sir Chris Hoy"

  • @saintdoom2706
    @saintdoom2706 8 років тому +80

    Who's watching in 2016 and still finds it hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @charlesmaxtone-smith7048
    @charlesmaxtone-smith7048 3 роки тому +25

    The fact that "bloody disgrace" fits the music perfectly gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @ChannelClosedDown
    @ChannelClosedDown 9 років тому +95

    The passport line at 1:27 had me in tears

  • @AlisonBryen
    @AlisonBryen 8 років тому +56

    That subtle side glance that Karren gives Lord Sugar's bollocks at 2:20😂!!! Nicely done!!!!!

    • @Shadow91507
      @Shadow91507 2 роки тому +4

      lmao! I've rewatched 30 times, nvr noticed til I saw your comment. xD

  • @GameRoof1
    @GameRoof1 7 років тому +39

    "I'm gonna stand on London Bridge with my £250 and chuck it over London Bridge"

  • @Volvoman90
    @Volvoman90 6 років тому +8

    2:23 "I think probably cos they were so big!"
    Superb.

  • @neilbowers6956
    @neilbowers6956 9 років тому +25

    Awesome..... This is better than the first.

  • @TerryTanktop
    @TerryTanktop 8 років тому +73

    Couldn't stop laughing. Absolutely brilliant!!

  • @rickblythe123
    @rickblythe123 8 років тому +61

    I haven't had any tea, you're fired

  • @zuzannapiskor3715
    @zuzannapiskor3715 4 роки тому +11

    I can’t get over how well the “bloody disgrace” fits into the theme song.

  • @stevendimmock4791
    @stevendimmock4791 10 місяців тому +1

    You can't beat Cassetteboy. Comedy supreme and every punch lands. God bless you boys.

  • @maciejbala477
    @maciejbala477 3 роки тому +7

    "It has got more of my hand on than anybody else's"
    "That... I'm sorry, that is just a case of mishandling the equipment"

  • @christsui2753
    @christsui2753 9 років тому +51

    Don't underestimate the pair of them.

  • @lolly2107
    @lolly2107 4 роки тому +8

    This is brilliant. I'm crying with laughter. Whoever put this together is a genius. Please give us more!!

  • @soundseeker63
    @soundseeker63 4 роки тому +20

    Honestly I have always found The Apprentice to be almost unwatchable, but this is pure genius! I haven't laughed this hard in ages :-D

  • @oneandonlyjaybee
    @oneandonlyjaybee 9 років тому +10

    love the end where he just keeps pointing at them then looks really happy with himself

  • @cdname47
    @cdname47 9 років тому +7

    "Quite rightly so!"......gets me EVERY TIME :-D

  • @user-mistereye
    @user-mistereye 9 років тому +17

    Fired for not having any tea - that is one harsh boss!

  • @blinkyblonk4912
    @blinkyblonk4912 9 років тому +21

    Do DO make another one ...... PLEASE .
    I cried laughing at the first one and then damn near wet myself with this one .
    It's hours of work and it's bloody hilarious !!!!

  • @marcuscross8051
    @marcuscross8051 9 років тому +39

    This is the best video since sliced bread.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 8 років тому +1

      +Marcus Cross
      Sliced Bread wasn't a video.

    • @marcuscross8051
      @marcuscross8051 8 років тому +4

      +Clive Bindley That was the point of the joke.

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 7 місяців тому

      ​@@CB-xr1eg0:41 sliced bread

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 7 місяців тому

      @@declangaming24So you're coming at me over a comment I posted 8 years ago?? Get a life mate ffs.

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 7 місяців тому

      @CB-xr1eg mate I'm not mad at you I just wanna to point out that he is the greatest entrapanur since sliced Bread and he can also make a phone call

  • @ben.x
    @ben.x 9 років тому +32

    0:46 Had me in tears I laughed that much. xD

  • @Jenovaslegacy
    @Jenovaslegacy 9 років тому +36

    Watched this on my lunch hour in an open plan office. Made an absolute show of myself laughing. Don't care

  • @listianocrowe
    @listianocrowe Рік тому +4

    So need a third one of these! 🤞

  • @MetaKnight19
    @MetaKnight19 7 років тому +46

    How much do you pay for your tea?
    I haven't had any tea!
    You're fired.

  • @jameswilkins3537
    @jameswilkins3537 9 років тому +2

    Brilliant, thanks guys for another masterpiece, don't let anybody stop you making this art. It's BLOODY, BLEEDING classic!
    Anyone who doesn't like this is a BLOODY SHAMBLES.
    Your hired!

  • @Proman476
    @Proman476 8 років тому +17

    Lol Vincent got fired for not having any tea.

  • @djx2343
    @djx2343 8 місяців тому +1

    2:30 can we just appreciate how clean the editing is, both Karen and Sugar’s sound more realistic than some of their actual lines in the original show lmao

  • @Thomascfd
    @Thomascfd 2 роки тому +2

    One of the wonders of the natural world: Bedford Autodrome

  • @jnicholls21
    @jnicholls21 4 роки тому +10

    "You've personally seen my bollocks."

  • @martinrocks9686
    @martinrocks9686 9 років тому +6

    04:16 i'll tell you what happened... CUS I WAS THERE im crying laughing

  • @slushpuppie19
    @slushpuppie19 7 років тому +7

    I drew a picture of a teapot with a light, I drew a picture of a child with a rucksack sitting down on it in a car

  • @farting505
    @farting505 8 років тому +6

    Pure Quality! 10/10! LMFAO!

  • @leejk3926
    @leejk3926 9 років тому +11

    I laughed a lot more at the first but that doesn't mean that I didn't piss myself on this one!

  • @bb-ballistics1706
    @bb-ballistics1706 Рік тому +2

    "the whole bloody thing collapsed because of him!" 🤣

  • @UltraHylia
    @UltraHylia 7 років тому +6

    "I haven't had any tea"
    "Haha, you're an idiot, you're fired"

  • @Logicalx
    @Logicalx 9 років тому +5

    Absolutely fucking brilliant, doesn't beat the original but still bloody good! The amount of time and effort that must go in to this!

  • @ytf7uoybp
    @ytf7uoybp 9 років тому +2

    Had me in tears of laughter, Just a brilliant bit work like all the rest!!!!

  • @Antpeople1
    @Antpeople1 8 років тому +3

    I haven't laughed so much for a long time, I have tears in my eyes. THANK you!

  • @daveogfans413
    @daveogfans413 2 роки тому +3

    Tbh... I think the reaction shots are the best. They don't even have to say anything. Just their faces cut on different unrelated situations. Kinda like the real thing.

  • @quadrant2012
    @quadrant2012 4 роки тому +2

    I didn't expect it get this raw , haha

  • @safirahmed
    @safirahmed 2 роки тому +2

    In an alternative universe it would be Lord (Alan) Partridge who would be the one firing and hiring on the Apprentice.

  • @Chaz.hands.
    @Chaz.hands. 3 роки тому +3

    That was soooooo good. CRYING laughing!!!

  • @mittens13
    @mittens13 2 роки тому +1

    Bloody aloe vera, that just tickles me, wonderful stuff.

  • @StrongBalloonChris
    @StrongBalloonChris 9 років тому +5

    ''Leaving the house without my trousers on'' xD

  • @ConnbineHarvester
    @ConnbineHarvester Рік тому +1

    If The Apprentice was really like this, I'd have watched it! :D

  • @amk68sco
    @amk68sco 9 років тому +4

    Brilliant as always.

  • @DesertXCobra
    @DesertXCobra 8 років тому +15

    your going to need your passports
    because were off to Birmingham :D :D

  • @TheRosenPlums
    @TheRosenPlums 9 років тому +5

    Bloody brilliant

  • @CockneyRebel1979
    @CockneyRebel1979 2 роки тому +2

    0:04 to 0:21: The bloody language! 😂😂😂😂

  • @cassetteboy
    @cassetteboy 9 років тому +404

    First!

    • @doctorwhoarchive8755
      @doctorwhoarchive8755 7 років тому +13

      first reply, after 2 years

    • @ainemc3515
      @ainemc3515 7 років тому +1

      Doctor Who Archive first reply after 2 months

    • @tomarnold3564
      @tomarnold3564 7 років тому +1

      Lol Funny first reply after 5 hours

    • @alkrolyd
      @alkrolyd 7 років тому

      first reply after 2 months again

    • @zay-ju8fb
      @zay-ju8fb 6 років тому

      First reply after 2 months again...

  • @lukepedlar1054
    @lukepedlar1054 9 років тому +1

    Hahahaha when he falls asleep! Had me in stitches!
    Love cassette boy. keep the videos coming.

  • @vcme4584
    @vcme4584 7 років тому +3

    ..bloody, bloody brilliant

  • @Rogerthatx10
    @Rogerthatx10 9 років тому +3

    £250 investment! Lmao "Now get your passports, we're off to Birmingham". hahahahaha

  • @JohnGriffith
    @JohnGriffith 9 років тому +1

    Quality. These just get better and better.

  • @CelebWrestling1
    @CelebWrestling1 2 роки тому +1

    Quite talented how Lord Sugar can say bloody for any subject 😂😂😂😂

  • @wezzmusic
    @wezzmusic 3 роки тому +1

    There is so much fun to be had from this.

  • @RandomIndyWrestling
    @RandomIndyWrestling 4 роки тому +3

    I'll tell you what happened - because I was there

  • @jamesheal4535
    @jamesheal4535 10 місяців тому +1

    Wonder if Lord Sugar has seen this 😂

  • @johnny5805
    @johnny5805 8 місяців тому +1

    Amstrad hasn't even been a thing since 2010 ! How does Lord Sugar keep blagging the job as a successful entrepreneur ?! 🙂

  • @michaelparker7012
    @michaelparker7012 5 років тому +1

    Both Teams wanted. I wanted to go in and grab it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran1984 8 років тому +3

    0:58-1:05 the funniest part of this video!!!😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @TheCafeGracias
    @TheCafeGracias 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine her Ladyship, Sugar, is laughing hardest and loudest at these gems! 😂
    Has a HELLA sense of humour.

  • @davidforrer4369
    @davidforrer4369 8 років тому +2

    alan starts snoring, man coughs, alan looks at him

  • @MSullivanUK
    @MSullivanUK 9 років тому +7

    Comedy Gold!

  • @misplacedkiwi9498
    @misplacedkiwi9498 6 років тому +2

    3:26 - I lost it 😂😂

  • @williamputt2846
    @williamputt2846 2 роки тому +1

    Love cassette boy

  • @BobbyJay1
    @BobbyJay1 5 років тому +3

    A passport to Birmingham 😂😂😂

  • @robertbroderick6628
    @robertbroderick6628 9 років тому +1

    Excellent. Really laugh out loud stuff.

  • @grumbler1
    @grumbler1 9 років тому +5

    Cant begin to imagine how many hours and days it took to make this

  • @howler6490
    @howler6490 2 роки тому

    Just NEW to this guy...hilarious/cutting,same time.Most enjoyable
    but telling,very telling.

  • @bram7659
    @bram7659 6 років тому

    One of my favourite UA-cam videos! Tremendous!

  • @ya00007
    @ya00007 Рік тому +1

    Nick's only contribution: true

  • @josephperei2024
    @josephperei2024 4 роки тому +3

    2:12-2:32 😂 😂 😂

  • @LilBeastPlanet
    @LilBeastPlanet 8 років тому +1

    I was proud of my apprentice s11 mash-up... then I watched this again.

  • @lukespendy
    @lukespendy 9 років тому +3

    Beautiful Imagery!! - Nick "Karen & I Drilled each other for an hour n a half" (4.20) XD

  • @clappedoutmotor
    @clappedoutmotor 6 років тому

    Never fails to make me weep with amusement. Full Marks

  • @danielthompson6448
    @danielthompson6448 5 років тому +3

    Amazing how coherent this nonsensical story is, I'm almost believing it ;)

  • @ABRAHAMLINCOLN-mb8ry
    @ABRAHAMLINCOLN-mb8ry 9 років тому +3

    WARNING!! do not eat or drink when watching this I nearly choked laughing

  • @jagbains4085
    @jagbains4085 9 років тому +1

    bloody brilliant

  • @lucascavendish9171
    @lucascavendish9171 9 років тому +9

    Couldn't stop laughing

  • @seanwoodhouse8909
    @seanwoodhouse8909 6 років тому +1

    😂😂😂 number 3 soon pleaseee!!!

  • @jofftalbot1348
    @jofftalbot1348 3 роки тому

    Frikkin genius. Loved you since analog 👊🏼 📼

  • @GayorgVonTrapp
    @GayorgVonTrapp 9 років тому

    Worthy of an Oscar. Well done.

  • @afrizak
    @afrizak 9 років тому +1

    I tried very hard not to laugh but I couldn't help myself - had to crack up at some of it.

  • @AKAten4
    @AKAten4 4 роки тому

    absolutely brilliant, one of the best iv seen from you, epic effort

  • @bobafosqq3799
    @bobafosqq3799 3 роки тому +2

    Cassetteboy deserves OBE.

  • @ktwashere5637
    @ktwashere5637 2 роки тому

    I can't be the only person who has said this but here goes: bloody brilliant.

  • @TheManLab7
    @TheManLab7 3 роки тому +1

    😂🤣 Brilliant!