_Play college ball, ya know _At some cushy Ivy league school _ Try Gravity Falls, could have gone pro if I havent become a shopkeeper _ Dont fuck with this Gruncle
Bill: Not when you're "purging the weirdness" right? What do you know about the weirdness? You weren't born trapped. You've never been bored. You don't know what it's like to enjoy and kill just to have fun.
@@youlai6425 But you did have fun! With sheer force of boredom, following your own set of mysteries! With your twenty hands, you took back your entertainment!
Bill Cipher had enough power to destroy Time Baby in a second. He could have annihilated Dipper, Mable, and all the rest with a thought. However, he did not consider them a real threat to him, and he allowed his pride to cause him to take them lightly, to toy with them, and use less severe methods in dealing with them. Their presumed weakness was actually their greatest advantage, since Bill Cipher would've easily incinerated them if he thought for a second they could harm him, similar to how he dealt with Time Baby IMMEDIATELY with a display of near godlike power.
Near? He’s like the strongest being in the verse aside from the one with the ancient power he chanted to so he could return. Which is assumed to be axolotl
My Beloved Citizens, no, my fellow humans, we Emanity live in a world where war is forbidden and yet despite this fact we have managed to loose almost all of our lands to our neighbouring nations, save Elkia our final stronghold. So I ask you now, is it because our last king failed us? because we are lowest ranked of all the races? because we can't use magic? because we are fated to die helpless? not a chance, NO WAY. In the ancient war, the gods, the elves, the warbeasts and all the other races battled against each other and we not only fought amongst them, we lived to survive till this day. Do you ever ask yourself, how was it that this whole continent was once ruled by humans, is it because we are a race that specialised in violence, we can't use magic like the elves, We are not physically strong like the warbeast nor do we have the longevity of the frugal, so then what made us able to conquer this land, we must have been warriors, right? Nah! My brethren we were able to survive and to fight because we are weak. In every era and every place the strong sharpen their fangs while the weak sharpen their intellect. Then why are we in such danger now. It's because the ten pledges have broken the fangs of the strong and they have learned to sharpen their minds just as we had to out of necessity. Now the wisdom, the strategies of we the weak once monopolised, the power to beat all the odds, the strong have gained them all, that's what brought us to this state. Now answer me this, what makes you bow your heads like that. Did you hear me? why do you bow your heads? You should be proud to be weak. We are the weak just as we have always been. Don't you see, nothing has changed at all. True, the stronger races may imitate our weapons, but they will never master them. Why you ask? because at the heart of our strength lies a fearful anxiety born of our most humiliating weaknesses. This fear has given us the insight to not only to escape from magic but to learn its secrets. It has given us the wisdom of experience because we must predict the future to survive. I say it once more, be proud to be weak. We are the noble weak who have throughout history torn out the throats of those fools who sit idling by and boaster their strength. I hereby declare as Elkia's 205th King and its Queen too that we will rule this kingdom together. We hereby declare that we will live as the weak, protect our weak brethren and we will use our wisdom to make the strong bow before us. We are as we once were and as we will always be. Hear this my people, you are a part of a long legacy the wisest of the races, the one that can become anything because we came into this world with nothing. Now let's begin this game. You've suffered enough, haven't you? You have endured enough humiliation, right? It all ends now, are you ready Emanity? as of this moment my country Elkia will officially be declaring war on the rest of the world. Let's show them what we are made off. We will take back our land and everything else too.
@@azzydreamurr5677 I say near godlike because a real god wouldn't be confined by a weirdness shield... Still, most powerful being shaped like a triangle, that's for sure.
oh wow this is awesome this fits pretty well of what happens on this scene (not gonna say much cuz spoilers) good job catching that, and _realizing_ it was a similar fight!
"Not when your purging the normal right? you've never known what its like to be sane! to have to be stuck with the mundane with no escape to adventures!"
*Standing Here* *I Realize* *You Were Just Like Me* *Trying To Make History* *But Who's To Judge* *The Right From Wrong* *When Our Guard Is Down* *I Think We'll Both Agree* *That Violence* *Breeds Violence* *But In The End* *It Has To Be This Way!* - Senator Armstrong
@@ureehueurv nope he comes from something he calls the mind set which is most likely the fourth dimension and the clues are his powers simpified a fourth dimensional beeing is infinitly stronger and more complex than a third dimensional beeing a 3d dimensional beeing is the same thing for a 2d dimensional beeing that fact that he controls space is very important clue to him beeing a fourth dimensional beeing i want you to imagine a board in front of you which represent a 2d dimension where people are dots and living beeings youre above them waching them but they cant wacht you theyre limited by their dimensional capebilities the can only see anything that is on the board its their whole world they can see left right forward and behind them but not up or down imagine that theres an item next to a 2d person you can take that and bring it to your world the 3d dimension but the person that is in there can only see the item disapearing they cant see that you brough it to your dimension thats exactly what bill does he disapears items brings them to his 4d dimension and then reapear them to new location facinating huh altough i can where your claim comes from it is very confusing actually i think he just said that he burned the 2d dimension destroyed i dont think he said that he comes from it but youre free to beileve what you want
Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place (place) Without any trace (trace) It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood shed Man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragons back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity wondering “have I gone insane” To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downwards from this deadly height Never realizing why I fight
"Why can't I turn you children into corpses!?!?" "Gruncle Stanford's magical protection spell son! It hardens in response to your presence! You can't hurt us Bill!"
Bro thinks he DIO as in MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
why does this actually fit perfectly Bill wants to make history and will, wants too save his dimension The gang wants to save the planet and will make history The gang is nearly invincible to his attacks Bill cipher is immortal Both are fighting Both are powerful Both are S T A N D I N G
What song?
ua-cam.com/video/ZYAPgPH9hsI/v-deo.html
WELCOME TO THE CULT SON
WELCOME TO THE CULT SON
WELCOME TO THE CULT SON
WELCOME TO THE CULT SON
- Why won't you die?
- Unicorn hair, son. It makes magic shield that hardens in response to your weirdness. You can't hurt us, Bill!
Bill after punching:
- What did I just say?!
- *Bites his eye out*
_Play college ball, ya know
_At some cushy Ivy league school
_ Try Gravity Falls, could have gone pro if I havent become a shopkeeper
_ Dont fuck with this Gruncle
dammit, i saw the video and thought exactly this, too bad i was too late to make it first
Hey Achilles, nice work with the *HEEL!*
"cool"
"thanks"
Even there even lyrics of this song fit pretty much every single fight in the world. But this especially.
You didnt see that coming that caption started spitting facts about the electricity generated 0:03
Yes I did
Level 100 me attacking the now level 10 noob that stole my kill in an rpg
Bill: WHY DON’T DIE?
the CC though
me fighting goku be like:
"Nice argument Stanley, why don't you back it up with a source?"
"My source is that I made it the fuck up"
But for real tho, Stanley would actually say that.
"Imagine a world Bill, free of your bullshit, a world where I can say the F word!"
@@mr.husbandoeu7254 "what"
@@aw11as ever harrased a minority
I read it in Bill and Stanley voice. I don't regret it.
Dipper: I’m solving the mother of all mysteries Bill! Can’t fret over every Clue!
Bill: Not when you're "purging the weirdness" right? What do you know about the weirdness? You weren't born trapped. You've never been bored. You don't know what it's like to enjoy and kill just to have fun.
@@youlai6425 But you did have fun! With sheer force of boredom, following your own set of mysteries! With your twenty hands, you took back your entertainment!
**hand to hand combat engages**
Dipper trying to figure out the journal: WHY? WHY?! *WHY YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!*
@@Swagmaster1102 and now I’ll take yours
Now that’s a beautiful meme, exquisite
Unicorn hair, Bill. It forms a shield in response to emotional trauma.
"Why you wont die"
Twilight: it was actually made from the strongest alicorns here!
It's basically invincible
*weird trauma
You can't hurt us, Bill
Bill Cipher had enough power to destroy Time Baby in a second. He could have annihilated Dipper, Mable, and all the rest with a thought. However, he did not consider them a real threat to him, and he allowed his pride to cause him to take them lightly, to toy with them, and use less severe methods in dealing with them. Their presumed weakness was actually their greatest advantage, since Bill Cipher would've easily incinerated them if he thought for a second they could harm him, similar to how he dealt with Time Baby IMMEDIATELY with a display of near godlike power.
Near? He’s like the strongest being in the verse aside from the one with the ancient power he chanted to so he could return. Which is assumed to be axolotl
Humans are weak it's fine
Humans : "gday mate"
My Beloved Citizens, no, my fellow humans, we Emanity live in a world where war is forbidden and yet despite this fact we have managed to loose almost all of our lands to our neighbouring nations, save Elkia our final stronghold. So I ask you now, is it because our last king failed us? because we are lowest ranked of all the races? because we can't use magic? because we are fated to die helpless? not a chance, NO WAY. In the ancient war, the gods, the elves, the warbeasts and all the other races battled against each other and we not only fought amongst them, we lived to survive till this day. Do you ever ask yourself, how was it that this whole continent was once ruled by humans, is it because we are a race that specialised in violence, we can't use magic like the elves, We are not physically strong like the warbeast nor do we have the longevity of the frugal, so then what made us able to conquer this land, we must have been warriors, right? Nah! My brethren we were able to survive and to fight because we are weak. In every era and every place the strong sharpen their fangs while the weak sharpen their intellect. Then why are we in such danger now. It's because the ten pledges have broken the fangs of the strong and they have learned to sharpen their minds just as we had to out of necessity. Now the wisdom, the strategies of we the weak once monopolised, the power to beat all the odds, the strong have gained them all, that's what brought us to this state.
Now answer me this, what makes you bow your heads like that. Did you hear me? why do you bow your heads? You should be proud to be weak. We are the weak just as we have always been. Don't you see, nothing has changed at all. True, the stronger races may imitate our weapons, but they will never master them. Why you ask? because at the heart of our strength lies a fearful anxiety born of our most humiliating weaknesses. This fear has given us the insight to not only to escape from magic but to learn its secrets. It has given us the wisdom of experience because we must predict the future to survive. I say it once more, be proud to be weak. We are the noble weak who have throughout history torn out the throats of those fools who sit idling by and boaster their strength. I hereby declare as Elkia's 205th King and its Queen too that we will rule this kingdom together.
We hereby declare that we will live as the weak, protect our weak brethren and we will use our wisdom to make the strong bow before us. We are as we once were and as we will always be. Hear this my people, you are a part of a long legacy the wisest of the races, the one that can become anything because we came into this world with nothing. Now let's begin this game. You've suffered enough, haven't you? You have endured enough humiliation, right? It all ends now, are you ready Emanity? as of this moment my country Elkia will officially be declaring war on the rest of the world. Let's show them what we are made off. We will take back our land and everything else too.
@@azzydreamurr5677 I say near godlike because a real god wouldn't be confined by a weirdness shield... Still, most powerful being shaped like a triangle, that's for sure.
Nobody cares
This is accurate but that leaves me with the question…why?
why not?
why not?
@@julius00 You are both correct. I won’t wonder anymore at this grateful video coming from MGR
@@senatorstevenarmstrong6703 Indeed. Let us double jump away to find more MGR videos.
@@julius00 …and be brazilian.
Nanomagic son
It adds arms in response to shielding trauma
@@senatorstevenarmstrong6703 You can't make you feel strange, Bill
Its at 69 likes
We need a 10 hour loop
I don't have the patience to wait for it to process a 10 hr video 😂
@@DangersOnTheGo hmm, you could leave it for a night 😄👍🏻
you can put it on a loop
@@polishspy8778 I think he meant a 10 hour version of bill punching the shack a tron
please don't kill us
*Magical Unicorn Hair, son. It creates a force field that hardens in response to your weird megedon.*
weirdmaggedon*
oh wow this is awesome
this fits pretty well of what happens on this scene (not gonna say much cuz spoilers)
good job catching that, and _realizing_ it was a similar fight!
Spoiler?
Who hasn’t watched gravity falls yet?
@@SkyMach i havent
but i know basically everything that happens
*I’m making the mother of all Armageddons here Pine tree!!*
*can't fret over every organizem*
Strongest Giant Pyramid fan vs weakest mech house enjoyer
this was the most emotinal part of the entire show lol
WHY WON'T YOU BREAK!?!?!?
Maximum power and magik shield, son.
**proceeds to barrage the house even more**
i scribed :moyai:
Plot armour son
Bill: WHY WONT YOU DIE?!?!?
Mystery shack: Magic son, it hardens in response to physical trauma
I like you Bill, so I’m giving you another shot!
Well... to be honest, rules of nature would fit more here.
*Rules of nature* for the first part, *standing here I realize* for the whole punching thing.
@@StonksNZ yes
God, this brought me back to 2015 when this aired. . . Simpler times 💖
0:52 "What the-? No!...No! No! NO! NO!"
"We're making the mother of all weirdness pines! Can't fret over every life!"
"Not when your purging the normal right? you've never known what its like to be sane! to have to be stuck with the mundane with no escape to adventures!"
*Standing Here*
*I Realize*
*You Were Just Like Me*
*Trying To Make History*
*But Who's To Judge*
*The Right From Wrong*
*When Our Guard Is Down*
*I Think We'll Both Agree*
*That Violence*
*Breeds Violence*
*But In The End*
*It Has To Be This Way!*
- Senator Armstrong
The guy who maxes out hp and attack VS the guy who maxes defense and hp
Nanoshields son
They harden in resonse to physical trauma
YOU CAN'T HURT ME BILL
I love how the gleaming sound is timed with Bill opening his eye
The build up was slow, and I knew what was coming…but it felt so perfect I can’t remotely get anything but overjoyed seeing it, lol.
Bill: WHY WONT YOU DIE!!?
Grunkle Stan: UNICORN MAGIC SON IT CREATES A SHIELD IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA YOU CAN HURT US PHIL
I like how there's shockwaves at the back despite none of the fists reaching there
A weapon to surpass metal gear
"Maximum power!"
*boss music intensifies*
I have inproved on your video. Play it at 2x speed after bill does big punch
Yes, yes, and more yes
unicorn hair, son. It hardens in response to physical weirdness.
"why are all of you can't die"
"Nanounicorns son"
the fact it took 50 seconds to get to the punchline 💀
We’re making the mother of all shapes here Dipper. You can’t fret over every little angle.
0:55 is that a jojo reference?
No but mgr reference
"Why can't you Defense yourself!?"
"I'm the defense"
The Strongest Pyrmid VS The Weakest Circle
That random commenter from the kid punching Santa video was right. Every scene of someone punching something rapidly will have a version of this meme
I'm doing my part!
I like how a fourth dimensional beeing likes to Apear as 2 dimensional in a 3 dimensionsl world
In a mostly 2d cartoon
It's nearly as confusing as amount of fingers people have there
Actually bill is from the 2nd dimension
@@ureehueurv that makes no sence there is no way he could ever be this powerfull and control space as a 2 dimensional beeing
@@zisischartampilas6601 watch weirdmageddon again, bill says very clearly that his home dimension is the 2nd dimension
@@ureehueurv nope he comes from something he calls the mind set which is most likely the fourth dimension and the clues are his powers simpified a fourth dimensional beeing is infinitly stronger and more complex than a third dimensional beeing a 3d dimensional beeing is the same thing for a 2d dimensional beeing that fact that he controls space is very important clue to him beeing a fourth dimensional beeing i want you to imagine a board in front of you which represent a 2d dimension where people are dots and living beeings youre above them waching them but they cant wacht you theyre limited by their dimensional capebilities the can only see anything that is on the board its their whole world they can see left right forward and behind them but not up or down imagine that theres an item next to a 2d person you can take that and bring it to your world the 3d dimension but the person that is in there can only see the item disapearing they cant see that you brough it to your dimension thats exactly what bill does he disapears items brings them to his 4d dimension and then reapear them to new location facinating huh
altough i can where your claim comes from it is very confusing actually i think he just said that he burned the 2d dimension destroyed i dont think he said that he comes from it but youre free to beileve what you want
Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place)
Without any trace (trace)
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be blood shed
Man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragons back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh no
There will be blood shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my identity wondering “have I gone insane”
To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
Looking downwards from this deadly height
Never realizing why I fight
I just realized it's a jojo reference
Your Mom is a Jojo Reference
@@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 maybe I am a Jojo reference
@@watcherknight5938 yes you are
@@victorvirgili4447 oh no my worst nightmares are coming true ahhhhhhhhhhhh-
@@watcherknight5938 You expect it to be your worst nightmare,BUT ITS WAS ME DIO!
Saucy Bill.
Well if it isn't Saucy Dip
Isn'the called Dipping Sauce
"We're making the mother of all portals here, Bill. Cant fret over every Journal"
"Why can't I turn you children into corpses!?!?"
"Gruncle Stanford's magical protection spell son! It hardens in response to your presence! You can't hurt us Bill!"
Unicorn hair, son! They harden in response to weirdness. You can't hurt me, Bill.
The captions are so chaotic and I'm LIVING for it.
Surprised no one else brought it up tbh
imagine the most powerful being in the universe comes to destroy you and you're just taking it like a champ like that
MAGIC PINETREE
Look at the views, Now look at the subs, Do you think we can give this man what he deserves
I wouldn't say "deserves" 😅
i do not regret reading the subtitles. i like it a ton!
Raiden bill vs. Senator shack
The fact that it kinda sounds like Bill himself is singing it
Bill: Why won’t you die!?
Dipper: Unicorn hair, Bill! It creates a shield in response to moonstones and mercury! You can’t hurt us, Bill!
Mystery Shack: You can't breack this shield Bill!!! I am ****ing invincible!!!
The subtitles are pure gold
stanley to bill - You´re not so greedy after all
they hug. Bill - That´s the spirit
Stanley - you´re batshit insane
"perhaps torturing those kids will make you talk"
Standing Here I Realized You Were Just Like Me
Turn on subtitles at 0:29
Among us
I noticed, that Bill was punching only on the sides, but there is traces up and behind the bareer.
Bill forgot that he’s doing something similar to make history.
0:44 WHAT THE WHAT?! HOW DID I *JUST* NOTICE THAT HE ADJUSTED HIS BOW TIE BEFORE HITTING THEM?!
Bro the subtitles in the end☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
3 year old me trying to break glass: 0:53
0:10
look in the bottom right
There's Frisk Undertale
Wtf how did I never notice that
muda muda muda muda muda muda muda
Super smash Bros block be like: 0:52
those subtitles, just amazing
The captions are godly lol
I might watch gravity falls
Hey Achilles! Nice heel!
0:57 JOJO REFERENCE
Try turning on subtitles ;A;
you cant hurt me bill.
*MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!*
Oh my god. I made this 1 day earlier but the algorithm still didn't chose me because of my bad editing 😞
wtf are these subtitles
Bro thinks he DIO as in
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Went a bit Jojo with that clip.
I will always cry at the end of gravity falls
Действительно? Спойлеры Gravity Falls 2022 году?
Dont turn on captions..
I like the subtitles
"NANOMACHINES SON!"
Very smooth loop
Me: this is so cool
The x in the background: AGHHHHHHHHH
why does this actually fit perfectly
Bill wants to make history and will, wants too save his dimension
The gang wants to save the planet and will make history
The gang is nearly invincible to his attacks
Bill cipher is immortal
Both are fighting
Both are powerful
Both are S T A N D I N G
I noticed that too
Ok but like. Why does bills eyebrow look like a nose?
Unicorn hair son
I just turned the subtitles on......WHAT IN SPARDA'S NAME HAVE YOU DONE TO THE SUBTITLES!?
0:55 STANDING HERE