dav ep To be fair physics didn’t nearly... misguided and overly prideful physicists opinions of their level of understanding of the science nearly did, which is a different thing entirely.
In the town where I used to live there was an annual psychic fair. Then one year there was a notice in the paperwork say it had been cancelled ‘due to unforeseen circumstances’. The locals had a bit of fun with that.
Good one. That mistake never fails to make fun of the psychic business on the whole. You'd think that people making their living from this fake science business would know to avoid using words like "unforeseen" and similar, in any form of public relations.
There's an interview with Dara where he talks about this routine, saying he thought he was losing the audience during his 'hit them with a stick' bit and felt that the show was failing, but after the woman shouted 'Energy' it just revitalised the whole room. He said that if you look just afterwards, you can see the relief in his face :-) I suppose even someone as good a he is has off days every now and then.
Bartholomew Lyons it’s different when you’re up there looking at the faces, there were plenty of people laughing but he might have been seeing a lot of bored faces.
@@bartholomewlyons I think it's the bit them around priests, because the laugh at the hit them was sticks wasn't quite as big. He hadn't lost them, but can see why he was worried he was losing them
Audiences can be crap too, if they were offended by the stick bit they need to grow up!......It is the comic's job to bring them back and work them to where they feel comfortable and laugh their arses off again though......
The woman who yelled out *ENERGY* "must" of been a Psychic, as she could have known that would throw him off track -> *BUT THEN* I'm not Psychic OR else I would have won *EVERY* offer of reward money offered by police to solve unsolved crimes. 😏 🧙♀️👨🔬 🧕🧟♂️🧠🔮🎯
"... just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairytale most appeals to ya!" no trueier truth was ever truthed.
@@134StormShadowFlat earthers don't fill in gaps of knowledge, since we know for a fact that Earth is a planet. They just reject reality and live in a fantasy world
That was brilliant... this guy is the king of navigating a shit crowd... saw him in cheltenham, crowd gave him nothing to feed off... he was masterful at improvising funny moments out of nothing. 👏🏻👏🏻
I *DON'T* have any respect for the views he shared in this video about "who he'd put in a sack & hit with a stick & not care about who got the worst of it". Although I find he's *HILARIOUS* most of the time in watching his videos. I must go see him live some day. 🗣😡 🧙♀️👨🔬 ✝️💔🏳️🌈 🚔🔮💰
Brains to burn and beyond funny. I actually ache with laughter simply watching him arrive on stage. Love this guy. I would gladly have him take over Boris Johnston's job!
Best audience interaction ever. Also, i love the idea that some people might see this without seeing the whole dvd show and will wonder what the oil in Reading line was about. That and the fairies in bulbs.
They can't see the stick coming, they're in a sack. And being psychic wouldn't help because it's bullshit. And even if it wasn't, reading the guy with the sticks mind wouldn't help if even he doesn't know which ones he's hitting in the sack. It's foolproof. Edit: disclaimer for the slow, this was not a serious discussion of the method to take down psychics, it was just a expansion of the above, compiling the whole funny concept of beating scam artist psychics in a sack into one whole. Please resume picturing John Edward and miss Cleo in a sack getting smacked.
@@FFKonoko you seem to be under the impression that jokes aren't allowed to exist and that anyone who makes one must be murdered on the spot. you also seem to be pretty fun at parties.
@@namavoid3266 you seem to be labouring under a terrible misunderstanding. I was in fact, making a joke. More specifically even, I was expanding your joke, which is why your bit about them being in a sack, also appears within mine. I can understand why you didn't recognize it as a joke, the joke I was expanding was admittedly pretty terrible, but I have faith you'll improve eventually. My sincere condolences on the death of your party life. Console yourself by giggling in the corner at the high pitched whistling noise that was way overhead.
I love the way he nurtures the hecklers and roll with the punches, rather than put them down. Most other comedians tend to have an agenda and resent audience participation :)
When Dara mentioned rectal bleeding... thats another one a family member of mine ignored for MONTHS, and when he finally went to a doctor, the colon, liver, and lung cancer he didnt know he had had progressed to a terminal stage. Months and months where he could have caught it earlier. "Who would ignore these severe symptoms!?" It happens all the time, people get worried about getting bad news or don't think it's a big deal or wait for things to go away or get embarrassed by symptoms, and it leads to disaster. It sounds so ridiculous that these are symptons people ignore, but they do, and often! That family member of mine was my dad. Smartest man in a room oftentimes. Fiercely clever and funny, well loved and very popular, enjoyed sport, music, trivia. Even smart, well put together people can ignore their health, and in the case of my wonderful father, it cost him his life. Who knows if going to the doctor 3 months earlier might have saved him? If you have rectal bleeding, please, see a doctor ASAP!
I have a buddy who believes in "Earth Energy", and tries to get us out to spots where he's heard the energy vortex is strong so we can sit there and soak(???) it up. I just kind of nod my head and go along. He has good weed.
Classic Dara. The Evening Standard thing was perfect. I also love it when (about10 times a year) a newspaper headline announces that scientists have found a way to greatly reduce the risk of cancer. It's always the same - Eat vegetables, exercise, don't smoke. Obviously they get some quiet days in the newsrooms.
I've met a few people who ignored episodes of blindness in one eye that happened every few weeks and lasted for a few seconds Only went to the GP when it lasted for more than 5 minutes They were having mini-strokes/TIAs
@@AlaA-ms9up Blimey, the moment this happens once, you'd worry a bit, right? More than once, you should defo leg it go the nearest doctor, if they're unavailable, at least get your eyes examined! Could be an issue with the eye, although not in the case you cited.
If that bit with the audience wasn't pre-planned (his jokes, I mean,,, I'm not suggesting he planted people in the audience) and was genuinely stand-up then this man s a genius.
I imagine it's a collection of possible bits which respond to certain prompts. Some of it might be off the cuff, but a lot of it is not just planned but rehearsed and refined.
It wasn't. There was another version of this on youtube, and it didn't have it on there. He's just good at improv, as it's part of his act. He tends to start out by asking audience members various questions about themselves and makes jokes on his own observations of them.
I admit that I have seen the full show a handful of times already, but in this part he gets to speak so much truth that I can't stop myself smiling and laughing, even if I am only halfway listening to what is being said (occupied with eating or looking around for something else). As a follower of science, natural physics and realism, I do so agree with how he feels about the fake sciences. By the way, thank you for uploading this clip in this length or time frame, it works very well for me most times when I need a quick laugh.
"There is more to life than E V I D E N C E" That kind of selective logic honestly scares me. Because I cannot discern where those people draw the line between stuff that evidently happens vs stuff they heard in a dream.
@Craig Gibbons But both gravity and air exist. And humans have used evidence based logic to utilise both throughout millennia to utilize both. But to get to the core of the matter. What weighs heavier than evidence in a discussion of somethings existance? Because, that is what that claim professes. That even though we have evidence of something being true or false, there exists some nebulous unknown thing out there that trumps evidence. But what? And if it exists. Without evidence of its validity... Should I really accept it as relevant?
George Bush publicly claimed that "God" wanted him to invade Iraq and was cheered by some and ignored by most others. When people are talking about things 'God' wants/needs them to do, I always replace that word in my head with "My dead great grandfather" (which, ironically, you can prove existed and quite possibly make a reasonable guess on what they would have wanted you to do in any given situation based on empirical evidence from when they were alive). If you do it in your mind, it shows you how stupid a justification that is. If they do it in their speech, they'll be removed from office and sent to a psyche ward - nobody's going to cheer it and very few people would just ignore it.
I think we need some kind of twenty-first goblins who steal the TV remote and so on. Most people dont know what a hob is anymore (outside of the UK anyway) so who's concerned about hobgoblins?
I can not get a dentist where I live now so haven’t been in 5 years. So yeah, damn right we need to address it. Also I am planning to die early on in the zombie apocalypse so you better hope I have removed all my own teeth before then.
You'll still be able to gum some flesh from the (probably fatally titillated 'cause there's nothing like coming so hard, you go, so I've heard from my psychic {psycho?} girlfriend), er, where was I, oh yeah, gumming the victims, right, shouldn't be a problem, I'm sure.
My earliest memory of being genuinely angry at a random stranger was when I was about 11 and I was going to a shop in town and a god botherer stopped me to ask "Do you believe in god young man?" (let's not even get started on approaching and stopping an unescorted minor to preach your religion) and when I said "No, I believe in Science" they responded, ever so smugly, with "Ah but can Science explain why the sky is blue, why the stars shine or why we feel love?" and I remember snapping "YES! Read a science book! We covered two of those three in school already!". What made me so angry about it was that 1) There are a hundred examples he could have picked where I would have had to say "No, it can't" but he picked three that it had literally already offered definitive and provable answers to and 2) NOWHERE in the Bible does it offer an answer (however fantastical) to any of those questions so, presumably, even if I had said "no" then if he was being honest he'd have had to reply "Yeah, we don't have a bloody clue either". Like, if you're going to offer a bullshit question in that situation, at least pick one that ACTUALLY has Science currently stumped and that whatever mumbo jumbo you're peddling actually pretends to have an answer for.
@@tairneanaich Yeah, I remember that episode, I think I was about mid teens when it came out, I flashed back to what I recounted above and identified with him so hard in that moment.
I removed 2 of my own teeth by turning my head just before the puck hit. If I hadn't, I'd have removed 10 of 'em. I'd have had a Bobby Clarke smile. Instead, just a Cletus Dicktwiddler smile. The guy who shot that puck decapitated himself snowmobiling through farm fields about 2 weeks later. Hit a barbed wire fence at 25-30 mph, right at neck level. Showed the true value of helmets. He was recognisable. Usually, by the time the usual idiots were pulled from the lakes, they were hard to identify without dental records. Didn't have DNA testing, back then.
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@@thehellyousay Do you not feel bad about messing with his throttle?
As an herbologist firmly rooted in science I must point out that the way we tested most traditional remedies misunderstood and often completely discounted the entourage effect and decided it had to be just one or maybe two of the component chemicals that created the effects. Often testing only examines a single plant in isolation, which is rarely how they were used. Also many of the experiments were done by people without direct knowledge of how to use the plants and the most frequent result is they test a miniscule dose and then determine it must not be effective. It'd be like deciding alcohol has no effect because a single drop of beer does nothing. Frankly it's maddening.
@Jon Bird Posting the same long rant twice doesn't make you look very smart. But the big giveaway is the "no satellite cell tower" bullshit. Ask any ship captain or commercial pilot in the middle of the ocean. Oh or are ships and planes just a "conspiracy "?
Years ago I went to London to see a concert at the Hammy Odeon. We got there way early so took the underground to Oxford St. We were all in our late teens, early 20s. Anyway, we decided to run up the escalators at Oxford St. Bad mistake. I got to the top and everything went black. I mean everything, couldn't see bugger all. I called to one of my mates and told him I couldn't see. He started to panic and asked me what should we do. I said sit me down and get me a coke. Not, call 999, or get me to the hospital. No, sit me down and get me a coke. About 6 minutes later I could see again. I'm guessing I just had oxygen starvation to my head from running up the stairs and everything went black. The gig was great.
This is exactly the problem with BBC policy, "we must show both sides of a debate" they do this but they don't balance it with the proportion of the scientific community that believes either side. So they do climate change with 1 from each side, whereas it should be 99999 speaking for climate change and 1 against it, that would be fair.
I don't remember the BBC (state propaganda) ever showing two sides of a political debate. They'll show the "men are all rapists and the poor should all be locked up" side of the debate, and the "terrorists are everywhere at all times and Iraq has WMD" side of the debate. I don't think I've ever once seen the state propaganda say "for the sake of ballance, here's Mr. XYZ, who thinks that we should start a revolution against the fascist warmongers in government". Pretty sure that's not BBC policy at all. I mean...by definition, propaganda doesn't have ballance. That's... kind of... the point.
Almost 57 now, when I was 23 I had really bad tooth ache on a weekend and so couldnt get in touch with an NHS dentist so I swigged down a bottle of dark rum and then using mole grips removed the offending tooth. Sorted.
I was going to make a crack about Bob Mortimer, but then I remembered that he doesn’t do removals, only fillings & crown replacements, so there goes my line.
@@blackletter2591 oh yeah! Haha had forgotten that one. 😂 Now I remembered a joke-story Michael McIntyre told before about visiting the dentist. Need to find that clip again! Was an insane story as I recall lmao.
Speaking of energy Dara is new to me and reminds me of Alexei Sayle..you know, because of the energy he brings to his delivery. But also plus the dour realism of someone who likes numbers (ps homeopathy is in fact stupid - fantastic bit)
Couldn't stop laughing one of the ads that came on during this was some xenophobic ad about not hiring foreigners i thought in 2020 we were past the whole "no irish need apply" bollocks.
Poor Dara had no idea that flat earth, 5G/covid nonsense and Trump were all coming. It's a lonely time for intelligence. Remember when Carlin was decrying people's lack of independent critical thought? How would he cope with 2020?
"Well, science knows it doesn't know everything. Otherwise it would stop." Brill
I love this quote
That's a quote to remember and use.
Tim Moore -- Physics almost did. Until Planck came along. An advisor actually suggested he pick another field of study.
dav ep To be fair physics didn’t nearly... misguided and overly prideful physicists opinions of their level of understanding of the science nearly did, which is a different thing entirely.
Actually Science doesn't know anything.
Science is a method to find answers for things, it's not a person or institute.
In the town where I used to live there was an annual psychic fair. Then one year there was a notice in the paperwork say it had been cancelled ‘due to unforeseen circumstances’. The locals had a bit of fun with that.
xDD I'd bet! xDD
Yeah, I always wondered why they had to advertise psychic fairs...😉
Good one. That mistake never fails to make fun of the psychic business on the whole. You'd think that people making their living from this fake science business would know to avoid using words like "unforeseen" and similar, in any form of public relations.
I new you were going to say that.........
🤣
There's an interview with Dara where he talks about this routine, saying he thought he was losing the audience during his 'hit them with a stick' bit and felt that the show was failing, but after the woman shouted 'Energy' it just revitalised the whole room. He said that if you look just afterwards, you can see the relief in his face :-) I suppose even someone as good a he is has off days every now and then.
Time stamp as I didn’t see him losing the audience at ANY point
Bartholomew Lyons it’s different when you’re up there looking at the faces, there were plenty of people laughing but he might have been seeing a lot of bored faces.
No, I think it was the energy that she gave him.
@@bartholomewlyons I think it's the bit them around priests, because the laugh at the hit them was sticks wasn't quite as big. He hadn't lost them, but can see why he was worried he was losing them
Audiences can be crap too, if they were offended by the stick bit they need to grow up!......It is the comic's job to bring them back and work them to where they feel comfortable and laugh their arses off again though......
I like how he just goes on a tangent riffing off the audience. Really good stuff. Clearly having fun with it.
His reply to the woman who reminded him the topic "Psychic", "How did you know I was going to talk about it?"! That was EPIC!
It's even more epic when you realise he set the crowd up so he could use that response, as part of his masterful improvising skills.
Probably planned, but cleverly so
@@giv123 they never tell you that half of improv is improvising ahead of your set.
"What was I talking about?"
"PSYCHICS"
"Oh my god how did you know?"
😆
The woman who yelled out *ENERGY* "must" of been a Psychic, as she could have known that would throw him off track -> *BUT THEN* I'm not Psychic OR else I would have won *EVERY* offer of reward money offered by police to solve unsolved crimes. 😏 🧙♀️👨🔬 🧕🧟♂️🧠🔮🎯
@Innocent Bystander someone's sexually frustrated
Get in the sack
£680 to repair a cracked aura!!! How do people actually fall for that? That's obviously a scam, the going rate is £350 but I can do it for £300.
I'll do it for a tenner, and I'm real quick too and can do it over the phone.
Lots of dumb people out there, unfortunately...
Does this mean repairing the crack in your aura, or the aura in your crack?
You will take £200 or I will call the police and your manager. Oh, sorry, wrong theme! This isn't Karens.
😂😂
His version of stealth is basically video game stealth
"Nope, can't see me. Not at all crouching right in front of your nose or anything"
The assassins creed level of stealth.
"I'm kneeling in a cornfield, you can't possibly see me..."
Bethesda Stealth: "Nah that arrow in my eye must have just been my imagination"
Far Cry Stealth: "Is that an eyebrow sticking out 2 miles away?"
Sniper Elite stealth: "That massive explosion that happened about 30 seconds ago, must have been my imagination after all".
Have you seen his metal gear stealth bit about hiding in a box? It was brilliant had me in tears
Dara: "Who removes their own teeth for Christs sake"
Bob Mortimer: "not *yet*"
As long as you use Fuji 9 its okay
Obscure frerence, my favourite
I mean Bob has done a damn good job for an amateur fucking about in his kitchen
Honestly, I’m relieved I wasn’t the only one who thought of that 😂
I thought the exact same thing!😁
"... just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairytale most appeals to ya!" no trueier truth was ever truthed.
@Jon Bird The fucks wrong with you mate?
that's why its called the god of the gaps *fallacy*
@@joevenespineli6389 he is new to Internet, and stumbled into the rabbit hole of illuminati conspiracy videos.
Tell that to a flearther 🤣🤣
@@134StormShadowFlat earthers don't fill in gaps of knowledge, since we know for a fact that Earth is a planet. They just reject reality and live in a fantasy world
That was brilliant... this guy is the king of navigating a shit crowd... saw him in cheltenham, crowd gave him nothing to feed off... he was masterful at improvising funny moments out of nothing. 👏🏻👏🏻
He's not good in this performance, though. He's pretty bad here.
I *DON'T* have any respect for the views he shared in this video about "who he'd put in a sack & hit with a stick & not care about who got the worst of it". Although I find he's *HILARIOUS* most of the time in watching his videos. I must go see him live some day. 🗣😡 🧙♀️👨🔬 ✝️💔🏳️🌈 🚔🔮💰
@@Friendship1nmillion get out of here with your holier than thou judgmental bs and get in the fucking sack, eh?!!
@@Friendship1nmillion You know it's a joke right? He doesnt advocate that happening in real life. Its a metaphor for absolute morons.
@@Sunshine-zm1fx "He's not good in this performance, though."
True! He were great :P
I really appreciate it when entertainers encourage skepticism and critical thinking - especially when they're funny.
Brains to burn and beyond funny. I actually ache with laughter simply watching him arrive on stage. Love this guy. I would gladly have him take over Boris Johnston's job!
"who ignores sudden blindness?"
As a spouse of an optometrist I'll simply say: You. Would be. Amazed.
I feel I should ask... what??
Best audience interaction ever.
Also, i love the idea that some people might see this without seeing the whole dvd show and will wonder what the oil in Reading line was about. That and the fairies in bulbs.
A good psychic would see the stick coming
Or you know, anyone with looking in the right direction.
C. W. They’re in a sack
They can't see the stick coming, they're in a sack. And being psychic wouldn't help because it's bullshit. And even if it wasn't, reading the guy with the sticks mind wouldn't help if even he doesn't know which ones he's hitting in the sack. It's foolproof.
Edit: disclaimer for the slow, this was not a serious discussion of the method to take down psychics, it was just a expansion of the above, compiling the whole funny concept of beating scam artist psychics in a sack into one whole. Please resume picturing John Edward and miss Cleo in a sack getting smacked.
@@FFKonoko you seem to be under the impression that jokes aren't allowed to exist and that anyone who makes one must be murdered on the spot. you also seem to be pretty fun at parties.
@@namavoid3266 you seem to be labouring under a terrible misunderstanding. I was in fact, making a joke. More specifically even, I was expanding your joke, which is why your bit about them being in a sack, also appears within mine.
I can understand why you didn't recognize it as a joke, the joke I was expanding was admittedly pretty terrible, but I have faith you'll improve eventually.
My sincere condolences on the death of your party life. Console yourself by giggling in the corner at the high pitched whistling noise that was way overhead.
I love the way he nurtures the hecklers and roll with the punches, rather than put them down. Most other comedians tend to have an agenda and resent audience participation :)
I take it by "agenda" you mean that they... prepared?
@@benvoliothefirstyeah those bloody comedians just want to spout off all this pre prepared material
Are those comedians in the room with us now?
Legit one of the best comedians out there, his charisma and relation with the crowd is faking amazing
When Dara mentioned rectal bleeding... thats another one a family member of mine ignored for MONTHS, and when he finally went to a doctor, the colon, liver, and lung cancer he didnt know he had had progressed to a terminal stage. Months and months where he could have caught it earlier. "Who would ignore these severe symptoms!?" It happens all the time, people get worried about getting bad news or don't think it's a big deal or wait for things to go away or get embarrassed by symptoms, and it leads to disaster. It sounds so ridiculous that these are symptons people ignore, but they do, and often!
That family member of mine was my dad. Smartest man in a room oftentimes. Fiercely clever and funny, well loved and very popular, enjoyed sport, music, trivia. Even smart, well put together people can ignore their health, and in the case of my wonderful father, it cost him his life. Who knows if going to the doctor 3 months earlier might have saved him?
If you have rectal bleeding, please, see a doctor ASAP!
You can't overdose
You can *fecking drown*
Amazing :D
One of my mates removed his own molar on magic mushrooms. It was very bloody. We refer to him as 'the dentist' now.
I knocked two teeth out of the nephew of Jock Hobbs. I was referred to as that cunt who knocked out the teeth of an All Blacks nephew
I think you guys can repeat these stories as comments to the Greg Davies "nicknames" sketch ;)
I think you should call him 'the toothiologist'.
Richard L that’s quite an assumption, let alone a bet. Put your money where your mouth is.
Richard L one of the girls was literally passing out from the smell and sight of blood. It was everywhere.
I have a buddy who believes in "Earth Energy", and tries to get us out to spots where he's heard the energy vortex is strong so we can sit there and soak(???) it up. I just kind of nod my head and go along. He has good weed.
Hmm yeah, the weed might have something to do with it.
Amazing what we do for weed
Sounds like it !
That explains a lot .
Good weed? That explains it!
Classic Dara. The Evening Standard thing was perfect. I also love it when (about10 times a year) a newspaper headline announces that scientists have found a way to greatly reduce the risk of cancer. It's always the same - Eat vegetables, exercise, don't smoke. Obviously they get some quiet days in the newsrooms.
I'm kind of glad they keep reminding people since so many, myself included, are prone to stretches of poor life choices diet and exercise wise.
It's okay. One third of cancers are just bad luck and many people with so so habits live to be 90 or even 100--genes.@@CallMeNeutraL
I think this is my favorite video of Dara on the Internet out of all the ones I've seen LOL
UA-cam interrupted "the average life expectancy in China today- with an Arby's commercial saying "two for six dollars?!" and I just about died
Good lord he's funny. Great material, great delivery, great performer!
“Who removes their own teeth?!” *Bob Mortimer sweats nervously*
His improv how he plays off of the crowd is amazing
He got me with "Get in the fucking sack"
The China joke is one of the best things I've ever heard
It aged so well, considering that this is an old recording.
Haven't laughed so hard in a while.
This is so brilliant (and spot on)
I love it!
OMG I'm rolling on the floor laughing. Going to binge watch him now
I've met a few people who ignored episodes of blindness in one eye that happened every few weeks and lasted for a few seconds
Only went to the GP when it lasted for more than 5 minutes
They were having mini-strokes/TIAs
I once went blind when I had a wank. It was a really great wank.
@lcyw20 I'm not joking. That was their reasoning. It went away quickly, so it wasn't a longterm problem....even though it happened multiple times 😅
@@AlaA-ms9up Blimey, the moment this happens once, you'd worry a bit, right? More than once, you should defo leg it go the nearest doctor, if they're unavailable, at least get your eyes examined! Could be an issue with the eye, although not in the case you cited.
"Ya' look fantastic, let's have a pint!" That WOULD be the best ever nutritionist.
If it's Guinness doubly so!
If that bit with the audience wasn't pre-planned (his jokes, I mean,,, I'm not suggesting he planted people in the audience) and was genuinely stand-up then this man s a genius.
Stand ups tend to pre-plan their jokes.
I imagine it's a collection of possible bits which respond to certain prompts. Some of it might be off the cuff, but a lot of it is not just planned but rehearsed and refined.
It wasn't. There was another version of this on youtube, and it didn't have it on there. He's just good at improv, as it's part of his act.
He tends to start out by asking audience members various questions about themselves and makes jokes on his own observations of them.
The best standup-comedians are highly intelligent.
he's always been very quick on his feet
Brilliant. Well done. Totally lost it at "sudden blindness."
I admit that I have seen the full show a handful of times already, but in this part he gets to speak so much truth that I can't stop myself smiling and laughing, even if I am only halfway listening to what is being said (occupied with eating or looking around for something else). As a follower of science, natural physics and realism, I do so agree with how he feels about the fake sciences. By the way, thank you for uploading this clip in this length or time frame, it works very well for me most times when I need a quick laugh.
''Get in the sack'', I think I might adopt that lol. Brilliant stuff.
"There is more to life than E V I D E N C E"
That kind of selective logic honestly scares me. Because I cannot discern where those people draw the line between stuff that evidently happens vs stuff they heard in a dream.
@Craig Gibbons
But both gravity and air exist. And humans have used evidence based logic to utilise both throughout millennia to utilize both.
But to get to the core of the matter. What weighs heavier than evidence in a discussion of somethings existance? Because, that is what that claim professes. That even though we have evidence of something being true or false, there exists some nebulous unknown thing out there that trumps evidence. But what? And if it exists. Without evidence of its validity... Should I really accept it as relevant?
George Bush publicly claimed that "God" wanted him to invade Iraq and was cheered by some and ignored by most others. When people are talking about things 'God' wants/needs them to do, I always replace that word in my head with "My dead great grandfather" (which, ironically, you can prove existed and quite possibly make a reasonable guess on what they would have wanted you to do in any given situation based on empirical evidence from when they were alive). If you do it in your mind, it shows you how stupid a justification that is. If they do it in their speech, they'll be removed from office and sent to a psyche ward - nobody's going to cheer it and very few people would just ignore it.
I love his connections to the audience. I have no idea how he does this, almost non-stop...
*hides behind curtain* “Tats fookin great stelt”
And here I am ignoring my bleeding asshole and occasional loss of vision because that's just how I was raised. Tough it out, then drop dead.
@@bt3743 drink Dr pepper, got it. It's got fruit in I think, so it must be healthy.
It's fine, that's just two of the three. But if you suddenly wake up 30cm shorter, maybe think about visiting a doctor.
Yeah I was raised to ignore bleeding eyes don’t be a bitch all these snowflakes are so sensitive
@@TheAce12570 That used to happen a lot in France, during the revolution.
@@allenjenkins7947 touché!
Fairies stole my headphones.
My evidence? I can't find my headphones and I forgot to leave out a cup of cream last night.
I think we need some kind of twenty-first goblins who steal the TV remote and so on. Most people dont know what a hob is anymore (outside of the UK anyway) so who's concerned about hobgoblins?
This comment is homophobic
@@Ag3nt0fCha0s I meant literal fairies, like the tiny people with wings. Also it's a joke.
I can not get a dentist where I live now so haven’t been in 5 years. So yeah, damn right we need to address it. Also I am planning to die early on in the zombie apocalypse so you better hope I have removed all my own teeth before then.
You'll still be able to gum some flesh from the (probably fatally titillated 'cause there's nothing like coming so hard, you go, so I've heard from my psychic {psycho?} girlfriend), er, where was I, oh yeah, gumming the victims, right, shouldn't be a problem, I'm sure.
PSYCHICS
Fuji 9, Amber... Google it.
Jakov Brižić When you have Fugi 9 you are a dentist!
Haha!
My earliest memory of being genuinely angry at a random stranger was when I was about 11 and I was going to a shop in town and a god botherer stopped me to ask "Do you believe in god young man?" (let's not even get started on approaching and stopping an unescorted minor to preach your religion) and when I said "No, I believe in Science" they responded, ever so smugly, with "Ah but can Science explain why the sky is blue, why the stars shine or why we feel love?" and I remember snapping "YES! Read a science book! We covered two of those three in school already!".
What made me so angry about it was that 1) There are a hundred examples he could have picked where I would have had to say "No, it can't" but he picked three that it had literally already offered definitive and provable answers to and 2) NOWHERE in the Bible does it offer an answer (however fantastical) to any of those questions so, presumably, even if I had said "no" then if he was being honest he'd have had to reply "Yeah, we don't have a bloody clue either".
Like, if you're going to offer a bullshit question in that situation, at least pick one that ACTUALLY has Science currently stumped and that whatever mumbo jumbo you're peddling actually pretends to have an answer for.
This just made me think of Sokka
„Can your science explain why it rains?“ „YES. YES IT CAN“
@@tairneanaich Yeah, I remember that episode, I think I was about mid teens when it came out, I flashed back to what I recounted above and identified with him so hard in that moment.
In the words of Robin Williams, "Was 'let there be light' a metaphor for the big bang?" "No, God went click *mimes turning light on* "
My reply to "Do you believe in God?" is "Which one?".
@@silasfatchett7380
Alternatively you could go "Yes, I love the way he swings that hammer around!"
I made the mistake of watching this while eating snacks. I may have nearly choked.
He is honestly one of the funniest people alive. Him and bill burr.
One of my all time fav standup comedians!
Bob Mortimer must love this routine
Now that's what I call a tangent!
"Get in the feckin' sack...!
Priceless!
Damn he's quick
Dara mentioning Reading. Mary... MARY! WE'RE FAMOUS!
I love the sack and stick part!
10:12 I'd say she went on national television and admitted she was schizophrenic 😂😂😂
Dara is just magical on stage!!
Didn't Bob Mortimer remove his own tooth in his kitchen 🤣
Na I think he put in a crown
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that is the clip from wilty he does fillings and stuff
I removed 2 of my own teeth by turning my head just before the puck hit.
If I hadn't, I'd have removed 10 of 'em. I'd have had a Bobby Clarke smile. Instead, just a Cletus Dicktwiddler smile.
The guy who shot that puck decapitated himself snowmobiling through farm fields about 2 weeks later. Hit a barbed wire fence at 25-30 mph, right at neck level. Showed the true value of helmets. He was recognisable. Usually, by the time the usual idiots were pulled from the lakes, they were hard to identify without dental records.
Didn't have DNA testing, back then.
@@thehellyousay Do you not feel bad about messing with his throttle?
@@thehellyousay You've got to be Canadian.
You are wonderful!
Has me laughing 5 minutes after it stopped… probably will pop up for awhile yet. Thank you!
Fooking eedjit issue.
Says it all, really.
He is so quick it's unbelievable.
Funny. But scarily true 😂🤣
This dude is absolutely f*ing Great!
I ... i litterally have no words ...
How great (for me) to find a new (to me) brilliant (to me) comic.
THANK YOU
His routine about having someone else on for “balance” reminds me of every morning on the Jeremy Vine Show on Radio 2.
As an herbologist firmly rooted in science I must point out that the way we tested most traditional remedies misunderstood and often completely discounted the entourage effect and decided it had to be just one or maybe two of the component chemicals that created the effects. Often testing only examines a single plant in isolation, which is rarely how they were used. Also many of the experiments were done by people without direct knowledge of how to use the plants and the most frequent result is they test a miniscule dose and then determine it must not be effective. It'd be like deciding alcohol has no effect because a single drop of beer does nothing. Frankly it's maddening.
He is the giant Gael.
I love how he says idiot
Sad thing is: the guy believing the sky is painted is now on television...
@Jon Bird and what colour is it at night Einstein?
@Jon Bird wow i genuinely feel sorry for you
@Jon Bird Sometimes you can see the bottom of the ocean, sometimes you cant.
Is that fairies painting it in shifts?
Honestly. ..
@Jon Bird Posting the same long rant twice doesn't make you look very smart.
But the big giveaway is the "no satellite cell tower" bullshit.
Ask any ship captain or commercial pilot in the middle of the ocean.
Oh or are ships and planes just a "conspiracy "?
Hilarious! I can only think of two comedians that were as funny and as quick with an audience as Dara O'Briain - Robin Williams and Johnathan Winters.
Damn it’s good to be a Dara...
Goddamn the stealth bit got me so bad I had to just pause the video and say it. Love the way Dara interacts with the crowd, it's gotta be difficult.
He sounds a bit like Sylvester the cat 😂 very funny guy
Years ago I went to London to see a concert at the Hammy Odeon. We got there way early so took the underground to Oxford St. We were all in our late teens, early 20s. Anyway, we decided to run up the escalators at Oxford St. Bad mistake. I got to the top and everything went black. I mean everything, couldn't see bugger all. I called to one of my mates and told him I couldn't see. He started to panic and asked me what should we do. I said sit me down and get me a coke. Not, call 999, or get me to the hospital. No, sit me down and get me a coke. About 6 minutes later I could see again. I'm guessing I just had oxygen starvation to my head from running up the stairs and everything went black. The gig was great.
Yeah could have been that and a blood pressure problem, depends how active you were.
"Who ignores sudden blindness?"
Ooh, ooh, I know that one......is the answer Dominic Cummings? :D
Jaysus Dara IS psychic after all!
i lost it at the last part
Just plain brilliant.
Goodness, he's spot on... about medicine
He's funny and the accent does a lot for his act. Its cuter and more exciting in an Irish accent
What a wit. I laughed so hard
This is exactly the problem with BBC policy, "we must show both sides of a debate" they do this but they don't balance it with the proportion of the scientific community that believes either side. So they do climate change with 1 from each side, whereas it should be 99999 speaking for climate change and 1 against it, that would be fair.
But then you know what'd happen
People with the username 'BULLDOG PATRIOT' would comment
THE BRITISH PROPAGANDA CORPORATION, RARARA
I don't remember the BBC (state propaganda) ever showing two sides of a political debate.
They'll show the "men are all rapists and the poor should all be locked up" side of the debate, and the "terrorists are everywhere at all times and Iraq has WMD" side of the debate. I don't think I've ever once seen the state propaganda say "for the sake of ballance, here's Mr. XYZ, who thinks that we should start a revolution against the fascist warmongers in government".
Pretty sure that's not BBC policy at all.
I mean...by definition, propaganda doesn't have ballance. That's... kind of... the point.
@RaniaIsAwesomeLess of an issue in the UK where there isn’t as much profit to be made as a result of public healthcare.
If someone forks out hundreds of quid to a psychic, it ain't their fecking aura that's cracked.
It's only in the one eye. You can make it till noon when the next shift arrives, can't you? It's not like anything will change between now and then.
For years, I couldn't retain it, O'Brian or O'Brain? But it's both!
Almost 57 now, when I was 23 I had really bad tooth ache on a weekend and so couldnt get in touch with an NHS dentist so I swigged down a bottle of dark rum and then using mole grips removed the offending tooth. Sorted.
Hahaha. This was pretty good.
Im fairly sure he forgets his sorta script in the middle, but covers it so well for like 5 whole minutes😅
Well, on behalf of toothilogists all around the world, I am offended by this routine.
You're a funny man.
0:37 bob mortimer
On the kitchen island, using a curved Indian music instrument!
@@4n0n7m0us3 With Fuji.
that's what I thought!
Never extractions! Crowns, Fillings, never extractions
"Get in the fuckin' sack" lol...
Lots of guys in Ireland have Mary as a second or third name. He's right
First I've ever heard him.. I get it- 😆
There was the guy who forgot to take his homeopathy remedy. He died of an overdose.
I was going to make a crack about Bob Mortimer, but then I remembered that he doesn’t do removals, only fillings & crown replacements, so there goes my line.
When Dara O'brian talked about dentistry I could only think of Bob Mortimer and how he does his own dentistry xD
Don't forget Mr Bean.
@@blackletter2591 oh yeah! Haha had forgotten that one. 😂
Now I remembered a joke-story Michael McIntyre told before about visiting the dentist. Need to find that clip again! Was an insane story as I recall lmao.
Speaking of energy Dara is new to me and reminds me of Alexei Sayle..you know, because of the energy he brings to his delivery. But also plus the dour realism of someone who likes numbers (ps homeopathy is in fact stupid - fantastic bit)
Couldn't stop laughing one of the ads that came on during this was some xenophobic ad about not hiring foreigners i thought in 2020 we were past the whole "no irish need apply" bollocks.
Poor Dara had no idea that flat earth, 5G/covid nonsense and Trump were all coming. It's a lonely time for intelligence.
Remember when Carlin was decrying people's lack of independent critical thought? How would he cope with 2020?
Yup "Think of how dumb the average person is and realise that around half of people are more dumb than that".