Key & Peele - Rap Album Confessions

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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 років тому +1627

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  • @HoYuPhat
    @HoYuPhat 8 років тому +5783

    that's darnell's body behind you!
    Coincidence.

    • @yassine4990
      @yassine4990 8 років тому +75

      hahahahha "coincidence" lol

    • @rhysng8883
      @rhysng8883 8 років тому +3

      I nvr

    • @scofield1154
      @scofield1154 8 років тому +58

      CONSIQUENCES

    • @OrigamiMaster06
      @OrigamiMaster06 7 років тому +18

      I killed Darnel Simmons yeah! And then! One day! A donkey kicked me in the head, consequences

    • @samvidas9599
      @samvidas9599 7 років тому +43

      Coincidence - I think NOT!

  • @merica7291
    @merica7291 4 роки тому +10241

    “THIS IS MY CONFESSION, ADMISSABLE IN COURT, I KILLED DARNELL SIMMONS FOR SPORT”

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 4 роки тому +216

      @Bruh The Demon not like the bars peele is gonna be behind after he dropped this track

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 роки тому +168

      I'm not sure how it's admissable in court if he was not under oath at the time of the recording, but it is a dope rhyme

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 4 роки тому +78

      @@andrewlance3898 It's not admissible. That's the point.

    • @Lafemmefutile
      @Lafemmefutile 4 роки тому +27

      Sublime rhymes.

    • @jurex81
      @jurex81 3 роки тому +11

      @@Lafemmefutile spittin' fire

  • @mizakzee
    @mizakzee 9 років тому +18426

    Wait, he said he shot him nine times with a 9mm bit then he is presented with a revolver.
    It wasn't him...

    • @sepultura7771
      @sepultura7771 9 років тому +929

      Maybe he reloaded

    • @JDanC4
      @JDanC4 9 років тому +1406

      +Anthony Bell actually a 9mm bullet is basically the same diameter as a 357mag. the only difference is the length of the shell (being a magnum its longer and has more powder for more stopping power) so essentially (all though not recommended) you can fire 9s from a 357 which can in fact be a gun of the long ass variety.

    • @anthonybell9630
      @anthonybell9630 9 років тому +156

      Bailey Earls
      You can't do that. -__-

    • @XW9128
      @XW9128 9 років тому +255

      Bailey Earls Except that you can't. For at least couple reasons different reasons. Not sure if bullet diameters are the same, but the case diameters aren't. A 9mm won't fit into a .357 revolver, it's too big. Let's say you did some how get it in, it wouldn't stay. The .357 is a rimmed cartridge and the 9mm isn't. Long story short, you can't fire a 9mm through a .357

    • @DaBrute
      @DaBrute 9 років тому +101

      Bailey Earls It would work in theory but in reality 9mm won't just drop into a .357 cylinder like a .38 special would

  • @bekrah5961
    @bekrah5961 2 роки тому +4995

    I love how the interrogator is trying to get a confession yet he is also seemingly a fan of his music.

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge 8 років тому +3184

    "They're just words, detective, nouns, adjectives... they just happen to be in a dope order." hehehhe

  • @yorktown2phoenix570
    @yorktown2phoenix570 5 років тому +5033

    “I didn’t even mean to shoot him, he just caught me by surprise.”

    • @sentvero2025
      @sentvero2025 5 років тому +55

      Yorktown 2 Phoenix murder on my mind

    • @iLikeThatOne
      @iLikeThatOne 4 роки тому +175

      I reloaded my pistol cocked back and shot him 9 times

    • @ArunaUtd
      @ArunaUtd 4 роки тому +96

      @Universe Says it's from YNW Melly's rap "Murder on my mind"
      It's like if this sketch happened for real, Melly's a dumbass.

    • @endeavour5316
      @endeavour5316 4 роки тому +6

      Good song

    • @hempyweeds5745
      @hempyweeds5745 4 роки тому +53

      These nuts "caught you by surprise" on your chin

  • @mercster
    @mercster 4 роки тому +19142

    THE NAME OF THE ALBUM, IS "I KILLED DARNELLE SIMMONS."
    "It's a concept album."

    • @brklynusa
      @brklynusa 4 роки тому +170

      That got me too. 😁

    • @Saturn-jy7gm
      @Saturn-jy7gm 4 роки тому +39

      its darnell

    • @Primarycore
      @Primarycore 4 роки тому +14

      @@Saturn-jy7gm No it's darndshdsnjsd.

    • @meurum2561
      @meurum2561 4 роки тому +70

      That’s a picture of you, a picture of you! And Behind you, is Darnell Simmons body!

    • @necromage843
      @necromage843 4 роки тому +38

      Jacob Bailey coincidence

  • @gouravmadhwal5548
    @gouravmadhwal5548 Рік тому +1481

    "This is my confession, admissible in court" 😆
    What a script writing man

  • @bozhidardichkov9276
    @bozhidardichkov9276 9 років тому +19181

    Am I the only one that wants to hear the full song ?

    • @RobbyBoy167
      @RobbyBoy167 9 років тому +66

      Bozhidar Dichkov RAP is a shit music.

    • @Rapid8Fire
      @Rapid8Fire 9 років тому +430

      FIFA Lords & Legends Mainstream rap is trash. Underground rappers put forth meaning to there songs. Also I'm sure someone would think the same about whatever you listen too..

    • @Schlemdog12
      @Schlemdog12 9 років тому +235

      Rapid8Fire Agreed. But not all mainstream sucks, Eminem's lyrics are amazing.

    • @Schlemdog12
      @Schlemdog12 9 років тому +111

      Youre an idiot. Read any of his lyrics, the guys a genius.

    • @pHiLKizer
      @pHiLKizer 9 років тому +142

      FIFA Lords & Legends Some would say the same about soccer.

  • @drhumaid8614
    @drhumaid8614 8 років тому +6711

    " if I have to identify it, I would call it a gun, of the long ass variety " this scene gets me every time

  • @chuckm4540
    @chuckm4540 7 років тому +1851

    We go to Red Lobster every November 9th in honor of Darnell Simmons. RIP DS.

  • @saliv88
    @saliv88 11 місяців тому +877

    “I got an alibi; birthday, Red Lobster, when in reality I shot Darnell like a mobster!” is one of my favorite bars in any song ever.

  • @jbiel3617
    @jbiel3617 5 років тому +1949

    Favourite part: “stroke my chin real slow when I’m lying, and I was laughing super hard as Darnell was dying” 😂

  • @timmy1990tim
    @timmy1990tim 4 роки тому +9660

    No one gonna mention how he looks like ice cube and easy-e at the same time?

    • @Brodyjaxon
      @Brodyjaxon 4 роки тому +92

      Tim Noordmans easy-e was a real G

    • @moniquegarrick2126
      @moniquegarrick2126 4 роки тому +44

      No Fr!😩😭😂

    • @stud6060
      @stud6060 4 роки тому +37

      I was thinking a little bit of J cole

    • @joseherrera1808
      @joseherrera1808 4 роки тому +99

      Same its that compton hat and hair

    • @DonPeyote420
      @DonPeyote420 4 роки тому +130

      These are just a hat and a beard that happen to be combined in a dope outfit

  • @Halberstramshaberdashery
    @Halberstramshaberdashery 3 роки тому +4985

    “Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it in-to the a-quar-i-um”...😂

  • @carlireland5049
    @carlireland5049 Рік тому +193

    This sketch is hilarious not just because of Peele’s performance as “Gun Rack” (although that’s great too), but also because of how Key’s initial self-assuredness vanishes behind a slowly yet steadily escalating sense of exasperation as he continues denying everything.

  • @keegancarter7101
    @keegancarter7101 5 років тому +9159

    Tay-K really did become a real life Key and Peele skit huh

    • @awandemngadi1511
      @awandemngadi1511 5 років тому +147

      Dude I was legit bout to say that 😂

    • @raulmadrid3143
      @raulmadrid3143 5 років тому +51

      Did end the same for that bitch tayk

    • @yunghive4771
      @yunghive4771 5 років тому +124

      except tay k aint getting free in the end

    • @fazechoppa1399
      @fazechoppa1399 5 років тому +47

      Yung Hive well it is 55 years he might get out

    • @yunghive4771
      @yunghive4771 5 років тому +37

      @@fazechoppa1399 nah im saying when peele got let go at the end of the video but tay k gonna actually go to prison

  • @jjverseoutsold7228
    @jjverseoutsold7228 3 роки тому +6164

    Maryland has officially ruled that rap lyrics can now be used as evidence in a courtroom, lmaoo this skit came to life💀

    • @constantfear
      @constantfear 3 роки тому +346

      I think this was cuz ppl were educating others how to do tax fraud via rap think I heard it on darknet diaries podcast

    • @franciscartmen8886
      @franciscartmen8886 3 роки тому +32

      That’s because the BPD can’t get right

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 2 роки тому +185

      The murderin'? Naw. The Tax evadin'. Ayea

    • @terrencelewis4628
      @terrencelewis4628 2 роки тому +119

      Rappers are steadily snitching on themselves in their songs, lol!

    • @itsnachikethahere
      @itsnachikethahere 2 роки тому +56

      @@terrencelewis4628 The MF DOOM song Rapp Snitch Knishes comes to mind.

  • @marcusvachon845
    @marcusvachon845 6 років тому +6050

    This skit actually shows how much of a genius key and peele are.

    • @sportagus3
      @sportagus3 6 років тому +12

      And you're here on your computer typing away doing the exact same thing. I'll be waiting on that cure, punk.

    • @marcusvachon845
      @marcusvachon845 6 років тому +129

      When I used the word "genius" I was speaking of the duos ability with comedy, and writing. There is more ways to be a genius than within the scientific field. If the topic was homelessness or the poverty stricken people of America and Africa, I would not have spoken of this comedy duo. Instead, I would have spoken of a person that was making headway within those two areas. However, the topic is this old sketch comedy show and more specifically this particular skit.

    • @WabbleDeeDabbleDee
      @WabbleDeeDabbleDee 6 років тому +28

      Marcus Vachon it’s okay, I think Otto needs to feel better about himself by announcing his charitable deeds.
      Im not sure a good deed is good once it has to be announced, if you do good then you just do it, there is no need for explanation or to think about it. Unless there is an alternative motive to the action, such as recognition or praise. Now I’m not saying that Otto is doing it for such reasons but, I’m just throwing words out there.

    • @marcusvachon845
      @marcusvachon845 6 років тому +18

      I agree with you.
      I also feel that some people will look for something negative to complain about. By applauding Key and Peele's comedic abilities, I gave Otto a reason to complain.

    • @WabbleDeeDabbleDee
      @WabbleDeeDabbleDee 6 років тому +8

      Marcus Vachon Completely childish responses isn’t it xD
      Though Key and Peele are just amazing at what they do aren’t they.

  • @AtheistJr
    @AtheistJr Рік тому +245

    Gunrack's voice is the best part of this sketch, and I think my favorite part is 1:59, just the way he says "you aint gotnoproo"

  • @Agent00gaming
    @Agent00gaming 9 років тому +18963

    This skit is a Bobby Shmurda tribute.

  • @waleedniazi957
    @waleedniazi957 5 років тому +4604

    i swear these guys could play any role,race,gender,etc so amazingly

    • @Bayer04lev
      @Bayer04lev 5 років тому +188

      And you comment it under a video where they Play two Black people ?

    • @SkinnyBeGhetto
      @SkinnyBeGhetto 5 років тому +11

      I was thinking the same lol

    • @SkinnyBeGhetto
      @SkinnyBeGhetto 5 років тому +2

      @@Bayer04lev @ u

    • @Sundertje
      @Sundertje 5 років тому +27

      @Rainer's: so all black people are gangster rappers or rappers? Think about your comment.

    • @dove6069
      @dove6069 5 років тому +14

      @@Sundertje nah the majority are mexicans

  • @hai-linduckett3481
    @hai-linduckett3481 5 років тому +12989

    "That is a gun of the long ass variety" had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @vikash8290
    @vikash8290 Рік тому +811

    2:48 even his t-shirt says 'i killed darnel simmon'😂

    • @S475-pb2dp
      @S475-pb2dp 7 місяців тому +22

      It was edited on there. Very shittily too lol

    • @user-gr3tg2yk6o-24_डफ़क
      @user-gr3tg2yk6o-24_डफ़क 7 місяців тому

      That's the name of the album you lDl0T... how does retarrdss like you make up so far in life is beyond my comprehension ....

    • @DetectiveTrupo203
      @DetectiveTrupo203 6 місяців тому +23

      That's the aforementioned name of the album

  • @YizTheGOAT
    @YizTheGOAT 6 років тому +2753

    “ of the long ass variety “
    😂😂

    • @devildogentertainment4904
      @devildogentertainment4904 6 років тому +3

      Ahahahaha

    • @jonathanmanning6759
      @jonathanmanning6759 6 років тому +20

      "Some seaweed in there too."

    • @bheard4u
      @bheard4u 6 років тому +1

      YizTheGreat my fave part. 😂😂😂

    • @eli25jk70
      @eli25jk70 6 років тому

      Wow so many likes

    • @TheGriff130
      @TheGriff130 5 років тому +2

      for me its his eyes when he sees the gun and is like shocked "i have no idea what that object is"

  • @dumadidov1790
    @dumadidov1790 5 років тому +7894

    "I stroke my chin real slow when I'm lying"😂🤣😂

    • @vibinnrain-clipsandmore9836
      @vibinnrain-clipsandmore9836 5 років тому +243

      I was laughing real hard as darnell was dyin

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 років тому +54

      @@vibinnrain-clipsandmore9836 ha ha ha ha ha yea I'm murderer come and get me

    • @PLimon-zc9oh
      @PLimon-zc9oh 5 років тому +5

      What does that mean?

    • @Andrew-jh6nm
      @Andrew-jh6nm 5 років тому +4

      @@PLimon-zc9oh huh?

    • @PLimon-zc9oh
      @PLimon-zc9oh 5 років тому +2

      @Andrew I am asking about the phrase « I stroke my chin .. » above in the comment

  • @fiasc0b0x
    @fiasc0b0x 6 років тому +8719

    "It's a concept album" 😂

    • @chocofro3
      @chocofro3 6 років тому +48

      Henk de Tank what are you correcting? Lisa quoted it correctly

    • @vondocrazy4307
      @vondocrazy4307 6 років тому +8

      dominique eure No tf she didn't lmao. Listen closely or use headphones wtf. He said "Of him' bruh

    • @chocofro3
      @chocofro3 6 років тому +48

      Lmao how!? He even repeats it back to him angrily "A CONCEPT AL..." I can't wrap my mind around how anyone can hear anything else. Please explain or use "of him" in a sentence and explain how that makes sense here.

    • @chocofro3
      @chocofro3 6 років тому +27

      That makes no sense what so ever. In all my years in art and knowing artists, professionals in both the field of drawing and music, I deal with or hear of "concepts" all the time and there is no rule about naming a concept album after a person vs a thing.
      1. A concept is an idea, plan, or intention. "I killed Darnell Simmons" is all the above.
      2. For the sake of your argument the album is not simply named after someone as you stated. It's not "Darnell". And your example "Fuck Roy" actually isn't even a concept.
      3. The subject of that moment was the album. "The album is called..." Reply: "It's a concept album." The subject was not Darnell.
      Overall you just make no sense. How can for example, me taking an action be a concept of someone else!? "I slapped my Dad" It's a concept of him. How is that a concept of him!? My actions are the concept.

    • @HEADSHOTPROLOL
      @HEADSHOTPROLOL 6 років тому +26

      my man just turn on subtitles it legit says "it's a concept album". twice. like xd

  • @ReverseFlash23
    @ReverseFlash23 Рік тому +116

    "I have no idea what that object is"
    "it's a concept album" "A CONCEPT?!?!"
    kills me every time I hear it

  • @anotherland2462
    @anotherland2462 6 років тому +3213

    "Stroke my chin real slow when im lyin, and i was laughin super hard as darnell was dyin"

    • @1uup10
      @1uup10 6 років тому +2

      The Drifter is that a yung Maestro profile pic?

    • @RuthwikRao
      @RuthwikRao 6 років тому +5

      Fire and Ice48 nope, it's the main character from the game Hyper Light Drifter.

    • @1uup10
      @1uup10 6 років тому +1

      Ruthwik Rao well yung maestro also has that character as a profile pic.

    • @rishabhanand4973
      @rishabhanand4973 6 років тому +17

      The name of the album, is "I killed Darnell Simmons"

    • @Tater_Toot
      @Tater_Toot 6 років тому +7

      These nuts are stroking your chin real slow

  • @dannyfromchicago3736
    @dannyfromchicago3736 2 роки тому +3197

    I laughed so hard when he said "It's a concept album" 😂😂

  • @miapdx503
    @miapdx503 5 років тому +4890

    "It's just words...nouns, and adjectives. They just happen to be in a dope order."
    As a writer I love you for this. 😏

  • @mfcfbro
    @mfcfbro 12 днів тому +5

    Never forget my boy. Here every year on the anniversary of your departure from this mortal realm. My heart goes out to your family Darnell. Can’t believe it’s been 5 years already.

  • @orsavage2849
    @orsavage2849 8 років тому +1366

    the gun only holds 6 bullets he also said he shot him with his 9 mm that gun was a revolver free GUN RACK

  • @J--Dubs
    @J--Dubs 4 роки тому +2156

    "a gun of the long ass variety... there's some seaweed in there, too." that broke me. I was laughing like mad after that.

    • @haruki514
      @haruki514 4 роки тому +3

      I don't really get that part. Can you please explain it for me?

    • @eddiediaz5518
      @eddiediaz5518 4 роки тому +6

      @@haruki514 it’s just a gun with seaweed that got recovered from the aquarium

    • @haruki514
      @haruki514 4 роки тому +3

      @@eddiediaz5518 yeah but why do ppl find that funny?

    • @eddiediaz5518
      @eddiediaz5518 4 роки тому +19

      @@haruki514 it’s just a little joke he made to deny that he killed the guy

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 3 роки тому +6

      It's the choice of words used

  • @Mike-sb3uc
    @Mike-sb3uc 6 років тому +1304

    Nouns, adjectives... they just happen to be in a dope order. LOL

    •  5 років тому +4

      Mike it’s all wordplay when you think about it 😂 pure poetry over a beat

    • @luckyeddy350
      @luckyeddy350 5 років тому +2

      One of the best lines.

    • @Whoinvitedthisnibba
      @Whoinvitedthisnibba 5 років тому

      Yeah rap = rhythm and poetry

  • @cjpera115
    @cjpera115 11 днів тому +6

    R.I.P Mr. Darnell Simmons 1987-2015. It’s been nine years since you were stolen from this world. 🙏

  • @MrMoose-mf1oy
    @MrMoose-mf1oy 9 років тому +2122

    The only reason I'm subscribed to Comedy Central

  • @360EGO
    @360EGO 8 років тому +689

    Full song 0:40 1:23 2:01 2:29 3:35

    • @Samibellasfar
      @Samibellasfar 8 років тому +16

      Wish there is an MP3 version of this.

    • @360EGO
      @360EGO 8 років тому +22

      me too. they should make this an actual song

    • @SunEl-de1cg
      @SunEl-de1cg 8 років тому +2

      YruaMike can u send it to me please? pledgerjason666@gmail.com

    • @tommyawsm7132
      @tommyawsm7132 8 років тому

      YruaMike send it bruh

    • @SunEl-de1cg
      @SunEl-de1cg 8 років тому +2

      That shit was perfect thank you bro

  • @mattsmith3904
    @mattsmith3904 9 років тому +1483

    "If I had to identify it, I would call it a gun. Of the long ass variety.... There is also seaweed in there too." lmfao

    • @nazsmith6458
      @nazsmith6458 9 років тому +2

      brother!

    • @mattsmith3904
      @mattsmith3904 9 років тому +3

      Man your a Smith, you need a cool profile picture that has nothing to do with who you are in real life,and that looks like some "League of Extraordinary Gentleman" photo.

    • @jalensmith6555
      @jalensmith6555 9 років тому +1

      +Matt Smith Another One

    • @sclawattslowks1661
      @sclawattslowks1661 8 років тому

      That's not enough evidence to hold in court

    • @nidjilabelle2002
      @nidjilabelle2002 8 років тому

      yes it is

  • @thesandmanchronicles
    @thesandmanchronicles 2 роки тому +187

    Young Thug’s biopic

  • @romeojuliet8462
    @romeojuliet8462 6 років тому +1158

    Nobody's going to say anything about the fact that his album was a cassette tape

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 6 років тому +44

      Maybe sketch took place in the 80s or 90s idk.

    • @skandababy
      @skandababy 6 років тому +21

      West Coast Gangsta Rap was dead by 1995... and you must be the last human on earth to know this.

    • @solcporter
      @solcporter 6 років тому +10

      @@skandababy it wasn't though more like 2002

    • @skandababy
      @skandababy 6 років тому +3

      yes it was... this first "iteration" was anyway... the one he's clearly mocking here.

    • @jarrettmoorejr1403
      @jarrettmoorejr1403 6 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @jaydunbar1741
    @jaydunbar1741 8 років тому +1591

    a gun "of the long ass variety" 😂😂

    • @habibimouralierer3076
      @habibimouralierer3076 8 років тому +21

      ITs Just words detective nouns adjectives they just happen to be in a dope order. You aint got no proof

    • @vexty2wavy434
      @vexty2wavy434 8 років тому +10

      Some seaweed in there too

    • @habibimouralierer3076
      @habibimouralierer3076 8 років тому +6

      that shit is the greatest

    • @jaydunbar1741
      @jaydunbar1741 8 років тому +8

      Oh wow, 5 months later I have 400 thumbs up

    • @mbvglider
      @mbvglider 7 років тому +4

      I just did 600th.

  • @owenbryant7911
    @owenbryant7911 8 років тому +380

    The only rapper that raps clearer than they speak 😂

  • @KimberlyBishh
    @KimberlyBishh 2 роки тому +94

    The delivery of both key& Peele is phenomenal but the best part is when Keegan is grooving to the song before he turns it off.. 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielmoreno8793
    @danielmoreno8793 4 роки тому +6114

    “If I had to identify it, I’d call it a gun...
    Of the long ass variety.”

  • @masterstepz9800
    @masterstepz9800 5 років тому +872

    I honestly thought he was innocent, up until his confession in the bonus track admissible in court. Damn it Gun rack I stood up for you!

    • @marcustaylor3225
      @marcustaylor3225 4 роки тому +34

      The gun don’t match up...he said a 9 and they pulled a revolver

    • @RainmakerXBooty
      @RainmakerXBooty 2 роки тому +2

      @@haroldbalczac6431 do revolvers ever have 9 shots though?

    • @ddll6709
      @ddll6709 2 роки тому +15

      @@marcustaylor3225 a 9 is a generic street term for a handgun. Has nothing to do with caliber or how many rounds it holds

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 2 роки тому

      @@ddll6709 Okayyyy, but just because gang bangers are dumb and don't know anything about the objects that they use to ruin peoples' lives doesn't mean it's meaningless. The term had to have originated somewhere, and it came from referring to a 9mm, it's not like they randomly picked that number lol

    • @guacamoledolphin
      @guacamoledolphin 2 роки тому +18

      @@ddll6709 "Shot him with my 9": That gun was a S&W 500, .50 cal not 9mm
      "I shot him 9 times": Whoever really shot Darnell used a semi-auto, not a 6 shot revolver
      "9pm on the dime": The picture of Darnell is in broad daylight.

  • @jayluis189
    @jayluis189 8 років тому +406

    It was the dopest song he ever wrote.

    • @williamsmith4563
      @williamsmith4563 8 років тому +69

      in '94.

    • @freddy7304
      @freddy7304 8 років тому +35

      Im talkin bout george W smith, from city council. He ran out in oakland, 93. you probably didnt hear about him

    • @ennis5249
      @ennis5249 8 років тому +21

      I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago. Way before slim shaddy was in demand.Way before we dropped bologna on Afganistan
      I wrote this song in 94

    • @danielbelcab
      @danielbelcab 8 років тому +11

      Come up at yo crib like CJ from San Andreas

    • @arielc3204
      @arielc3204 8 років тому +5

      I love the fuck out of you guys hahah. Now imma go watch that episode ahhahah. Sad how many people will not know the reference hahah.

  • @cricket700612
    @cricket700612 Рік тому +84

    These two men are magic, together. Real talent.

  • @Ruytter
    @Ruytter 5 років тому +557

    Want to hear the whole song? Just scroll trough the time stamps below
    0:40
    1:23
    2:01
    2:29
    3:34

  • @vicous656
    @vicous656 4 роки тому +1267

    “Detective, I hate to break it to you, I ain’t kill nobody” the facial expression is way too funny 😂

    • @edwardjohnson8172
      @edwardjohnson8172 4 роки тому +6

      Break it to you*

    • @icebear3503
      @icebear3503 4 роки тому +6

      Thats whut ive been saying🤣🤣🤣jordan is soooo funny man

    • @icebear3503
      @icebear3503 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh i cant stop laughing at that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whosZixi
      @whosZixi 3 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @blueberryjinkins9806
    @blueberryjinkins9806 6 років тому +475

    "This is my confession, admissible in court" omfg

  • @jzimm1075
    @jzimm1075 Рік тому +119

    “Let’s go, Mr. Rack.”
    Also, I love that they use a cassette case.

    • @Mafiaman677
      @Mafiaman677 Рік тому +9

      I think it's because they were trying to make it like the early 90s with the NWA flare. With the Compton hat and jerry curls. lol

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 9 років тому +10068

    That shit was fire tho

  • @karamella6401
    @karamella6401 7 років тому +302

    “ I have no idea what that object is. If I had to identify it, I would call it a gun, of the long a$$ variety” 😂😂😂

  • @Patriceoneal7079
    @Patriceoneal7079 5 років тому +1805

    “If i had to identify it, i would call it a gun, of the long ass variety” lmao. That is one of the funniest lines from the whole show imo

  • @ACKCHYUALLY.
    @ACKCHYUALLY. 11 місяців тому +314

    This is literally Young Thug's case 💀💀

    • @mupri1
      @mupri1 11 місяців тому +29

      Was thinking the same

  • @dwaynecali7155
    @dwaynecali7155 5 років тому +1057

    They ought to do a movie together where they tie all their skits together.

    • @EricaAsjaee
      @EricaAsjaee 4 роки тому +20

      Dwayne Cali if scary movie ever reboots they need to be the writers

    • @aceofshade5286
      @aceofshade5286 4 роки тому +25

      It’s called Keanu

    • @firelordkushroll
      @firelordkushroll 4 роки тому +2

      @@EricaAsjaee scream 5 is on its way

    • @annariverade5381
      @annariverade5381 4 роки тому +3

      No one gonna mention how he looks like ice cube and easy-e at the same time?

    • @C.U.N.Tahiti
      @C.U.N.Tahiti 3 роки тому

      Like Mr. Show?

  • @darabhaqnazar3952
    @darabhaqnazar3952 4 роки тому +831

    UA-cam getting a bit too comfortable with these double ads

    • @JohnnyKenny
      @JohnnyKenny 4 роки тому +9

      adblock is free

    • @a2izo
      @a2izo 4 роки тому +5

      I cant imagine using UA-cam without an ad blocker.

    • @shaikymandel7593
      @shaikymandel7593 4 роки тому +2

      How do you use Adblock?

    • @JohnnyKenny
      @JohnnyKenny 4 роки тому +3

      @@shaikymandel7593 It's a browser extension, you just install it and turn it on and it runs automatically on any website you go to

    • @francargeric1
      @francargeric1 4 роки тому +2

      use another type of browser, google chrome enables them since they are the same company

  • @patrickchang4070
    @patrickchang4070 8 років тому +1150

    The 5 year anniversary of Darnell's death.

  • @javonswint1400
    @javonswint1400 12 днів тому +3

    RIP Darnel Simmons. This day 9 years ago you were taken from us😢

  • @edgarallanpoe8917
    @edgarallanpoe8917 5 років тому +3460

    Is it jus me, or is Gun Rack a dope ass name..

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 років тому +117

      It's just u

    • @edgarallanpoe8917
      @edgarallanpoe8917 5 років тому +121

      Steven Stanford that hurts coming from a guy whose name sounds like Stan Lee named him lol Gun Rack could be be your arch nemesis!!!

    • @ccraft00
      @ccraft00 5 років тому +32

      Yuh that’s a pretty dope name

    • @MaloneMantooth
      @MaloneMantooth 5 років тому +8

      Just you

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 5 років тому +22

      @@edgarallanpoe8917 why should it hurt at all u asked a question I answered no hidden message lol ....

  • @a0zuniverse
    @a0zuniverse 8 років тому +1879

    Screw the comedy where can I download this song?

    • @cellodabest
      @cellodabest 8 років тому +147

      Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 shit was low key fire

    • @tywalton3417
      @tywalton3417 8 років тому +20

      Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 has anyone made it to where you could download this album?

    • @alejandrogaona8292
      @alejandrogaona8292 7 років тому +11

      Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 limewire

    • @saltybro9309
      @saltybro9309 7 років тому +4

      Ailuridaek3k「a0z.universe 」 u can find it on youtube

    • @RealityClubX
      @RealityClubX 7 років тому +6

      Salty Bro? Where?

  • @ayyoo2407
    @ayyoo2407 8 років тому +1394

    THE NAME OF THE ALBUM IS "I KILLED DARNELL SIMMONS" 😂😂

    • @de_la_flav9775
      @de_la_flav9775 8 років тому +148

      zeke 2 its a concept album 😂😂😂😂

    • @t.n.jtinja4641
      @t.n.jtinja4641 7 років тому +19

      Flying Angel. He was dum as hell lol

    • @freshpov3829
      @freshpov3829 7 років тому +1

      ayyoo 2 u

    • @Tonykhansucks
      @Tonykhansucks 7 років тому +8

      that was a coincidence

    • @areyanaakasuna4385
      @areyanaakasuna4385 7 років тому

      ayyoo 2 anybody else try to laugh react to this comment 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @hiltonbowles9839
    @hiltonbowles9839 Рік тому +7

    On this day Darnell Simmons lost his life. R.I.P Darnell. Your legacy lives on in this song.

  • @Abc123______
    @Abc123______ 7 років тому +1547

    "A gun of the long ass variety" 😂😂😂

    • @nike11397
      @nike11397 6 років тому +1

      lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hailme7776
      @hailme7776 6 років тому

      Okay

    • @Dentonious
      @Dentonious 6 років тому +4

      I literally see this as he said that 😂😂 mint

    • @justmek1923
      @justmek1923 6 років тому

      Josh Denton Yea but you aint got nothing

    • @hailme7776
      @hailme7776 6 років тому

      Josh Denton slow down your nose is big

  • @rapgameoprahwinfrey
    @rapgameoprahwinfrey 9 років тому +3859

    His name is motherfuckin *GUN RACK* lmfao
    Edit: It's been a little over a month and *GUN RACK* is still the hardest name in the game.

    • @drake8152
      @drake8152 9 років тому +180

      rap game bob barker I killed Darnell, yeah shot him with my 9, I shot him 9 times, 9am on the dime, and by the way it was Nov-ember 9th!
      I got an alibi, perfect, Red Lobster, but in reality, i shot Darnell like a mobster, its a lie, anyone can tell this, if you know about my allergy they all shellfish
      Shut up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium
      Stroke my chin real slow when i'm lying, and i was laughing super hard Darnell was dying
      Bonus track bonus track, i got a ride or die bitch, i think you get the gist, when you let me out i'm gonna blow a little kiss, this is my confession and admissible in court, i killed Darnell Simmons for sport, ha ha ha ha that's right i'm a murder, come get me, come down the hall you can't get me, oh-ok-okay-okay, you got me-got me, oh-oh woah woah damn chill-ow-ow

    • @mrmofoness
      @mrmofoness 9 років тому +3

      Androcecy Gaming Lol.and it's "ride or die bitch."

    • @drake8152
      @drake8152 9 років тому +3

      mrmofoness Oh lol

    • @Freshsink950
      @Freshsink950 9 років тому +1

      Androcecy Gaming Good putting out the lyrics but you made some mistakes wording some of the words. :)

    • @The5thelemnt
      @The5thelemnt 9 років тому

      Androcecy Gaming Thx for that...oh oh woah woah

  • @antonioaquino5908
    @antonioaquino5908 5 років тому +2780

    No one:
    6ix9ine: Ya'll ever heard GunRack's new album?

    • @andyvintageonspotify515
      @andyvintageonspotify515 5 років тому +16

      Antonio Aquino underrated comment

    • @VIP-ov1qo
      @VIP-ov1qo 4 роки тому +41

      #freegunrack

    • @legitdownz8926
      @legitdownz8926 4 роки тому +11

      This comment aged well

    • @rogerrothschild7867
      @rogerrothschild7867 4 роки тому +6

      @@legitdownz8926 What are you talking about? It had already happened. It didn’t age well he just said what was going on at the time.

  • @scottletourneau4571
    @scottletourneau4571 Рік тому +11

    After working at Red Lobster, this becomes a must watch tradition for me every November 9th

  • @thawedantarctican2171
    @thawedantarctican2171 3 роки тому +416

    The way he says "vivid imagination" kills me every time

  • @cdhstarz
    @cdhstarz 6 років тому +338

    "I confess that 'shellfish' is the only thing that rhymes with 'tell this' "

    • @excuzza
      @excuzza 6 років тому

      CJ Em chin/win - fish/fist what..

    • @delx5751
      @delx5751 5 років тому +1

      Pelvis Elvis

    • @jaycee598
      @jaycee598 5 років тому +3

      Shellfish
      Tell this
      Elvis
      Hellmans
      Welches, etc

  • @dereko7520
    @dereko7520 5 років тому +3748

    Ynw melly when the fbi plays him murder on my mind

    • @kizzieward6441
      @kizzieward6441 5 років тому +49

      U made it here before me 😂

    • @mastershadowreaper
      @mastershadowreaper 5 років тому +20

      Literally 😂💀💀💀

    • @kizzieward6441
      @kizzieward6441 5 років тому +7

      @@mastershadowreaper CLEAR! don't leave me here bring your ass back 😂

    • @jx7945
      @jx7945 5 років тому +5

      Derek Olavarria murder on his record.

    • @htoosoe2416
      @htoosoe2416 5 років тому +12

      Y’all stupid stupid that song came out before the murder stupid

  • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
    @The_Infamous_Boogyman Рік тому +21

    As an artist who enjoys making songs that are basically horror movies, 100% fictional and character based....I've always thought that gangster rap was the ultimate bs or the ultimate confession

  • @angelhernandub8123
    @angelhernandub8123 8 років тому +1325

    Lol "a gun of the long ass variety"

  • @Disconnect350
    @Disconnect350 9 років тому +2569

    Does anyone even watch Comedy Central for something else?

    • @deadboylife17
      @deadboylife17 9 років тому +289

      South Park.

    • @KidGreeD14
      @KidGreeD14 9 років тому +87

      South park, workaholics and broad city.

    • @jackielegs412
      @jackielegs412 9 років тому +67

      Workaholics

    • @nitrote2897
      @nitrote2897 9 років тому +17

      Inside Amy schumer was pretty cool, and now its gone. God danm it dd

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 9 років тому +79

      I used to watch it for The Daily Show.... ;~;

  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes 5 років тому +1399

    1:31 the way Key mouths “shellfish” fucking kills me

    • @justmemoosme4282
      @justmemoosme4282 3 роки тому

      #asportofkingswashere

    • @justmemoosme4282
      @justmemoosme4282 3 роки тому +1

      "sport" yes," that's what they called me"

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 3 роки тому +4

      It’s the only thing that rhymes with tell this 🤣

    • @taylorwhitehead3425
      @taylorwhitehead3425 3 роки тому +1

      666 likes can’t like it

    • @psyde
      @psyde 3 роки тому +1

      Watched this over a hundred times over the years just for that

  • @OVGR
    @OVGR Рік тому +105

    This the Ynw Melly interrogation 🤣

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape Рік тому +3

      The what melly? That's not even a real word.

    • @Notvery_christianlike
      @Notvery_christianlike 7 місяців тому +5

      @@kishascape😂I’m dead

    • @DrakesGhostWriter
      @DrakesGhostWriter 5 місяців тому +2

      @@kishascape if something looks like written with premeditation and doesn't look like a word you can bet on it being an acronym!

  • @Cisco_24
    @Cisco_24 9 років тому +841

    "Stroke my chin real slow when I'm lyin" lol lol lol. Man I love this show.

    • @AlphaRakamaTech
      @AlphaRakamaTech 9 років тому +18

      lol. Rappers do really put their business out on their tracks

    • @Cisco_24
      @Cisco_24 9 років тому +6

      Alpha Rakama they do don't they 😂😂😂

    • @CassieMike
      @CassieMike 9 років тому +6

      My little sis and I are cracking up cuz of these guys on Comedy Central​ right now! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Cisco_24
      @Cisco_24 9 років тому +2

      Cassie Mike​ I'm watching a marathon as well 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @DexstarGS
      @DexstarGS 9 років тому +1

      LMA😂.....Key & Peele are crazy. Gonna miss this show

  • @Aeneiden
    @Aeneiden 7 років тому +218

    I like how he looks at the tape like he never saw it before, 'coincidence!'

  • @jonnylawless6797
    @jonnylawless6797 4 роки тому +151

    "It's words, detective. It's just nouns, adjectives... they just happen to be in a dope order. You don't have any proof."

  • @richryantaylor
    @richryantaylor Рік тому +32

    Who’s hear after Fulton County Judge ruled Young Thug’s lyrics can be used against him in trial?

  • @Handplottedblackhole
    @Handplottedblackhole 8 років тому +767

    Boy, November 9th is a day people will remember now.

    • @TakeWiseAction
      @TakeWiseAction 8 років тому +12

      I Kiss Girls should have said september 9th

    • @AlastorDarkAngel
      @AlastorDarkAngel 7 років тому +4

      TakeWiseAction Thank you I was just about to say that

    • @dyingflexx
      @dyingflexx 7 років тому

      Boy theese nuts can rock on your chin

    • @asaps0cky378
      @asaps0cky378 7 років тому

      I Kiss Girls That's my dad's birthday

    • @Cams250
      @Cams250 7 років тому

      +ASAP S0cky
      cool story bro

  • @barbarosb9900
    @barbarosb9900 8 років тому +620

    Nouns and adjectives that just happen to be in a dope ass order 😂

    • @CheetoFireCat
      @CheetoFireCat 6 років тому

      Barbaros B omfg i died at that part and the mobster part!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @s0uluna307
    @s0uluna307 4 роки тому +592

    Are we gon slide past the fact that the detective was really bobbing his head silently and mouthing the words midway into the investigation??!?!

    • @nikomontanascarface1793
      @nikomontanascarface1793 4 роки тому +26

      LOL 😆 🤣 😂 AT THE END HE BOUGHT THE ALBUM N LET GUN RACK GO 😆 LOL

    • @estevaovcbarros8621
      @estevaovcbarros8621 4 роки тому +5

      And the fact your name is cool?

    • @majed8192
      @majed8192 4 роки тому +9

      I think he meant it as a confident exptession that he got him

    • @s0uluna307
      @s0uluna307 4 роки тому +14

      majed8192 nah that’s not the face of someone who’s just tryna prove smthn, he was proper enjoying it 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @crispypodcast2843
      @crispypodcast2843 4 роки тому +5

      He has good taste for hip hop

  • @jlnajera
    @jlnajera 7 місяців тому +12

    “I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with ‘tell this.’”
    Dude, by this standard, anything that rhymes with “shellfish” rhymes with “tell this.” That would include “selfish.”
    Looks like I finally put a hole in this case. Justice for Darnell. #Nov9 #NeverForget #GoneTooSoon

  • @shaunbang
    @shaunbang 4 роки тому +122

    I miss Key and Peele. I love that Jordan is doing amazing with his solo producing and writing/directing career doing his horror/thriller stuff but nothing will make my day more than Key and Peele’s comedy. Keegan seems to be taking the actor route but Jordan really settled himself to the A list while Key is consistently working but not receiving the same level of praise as Jordan. Hopefully one day they’ll do a reunion special of some sort.

    • @no1reallycaresabout2
      @no1reallycaresabout2 Рік тому +8

      Definitely can feel where youre coming from, but on the other hand it is better to end a show when the applause is high.

  • @JohnSmith-iu8wu
    @JohnSmith-iu8wu 6 років тому +175

    "i confess that shell fish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this....it's just words detective...nouns, adjectives they just happen to be in a dope order...you aint got no proof"

    • @KAKIMAKI26
      @KAKIMAKI26 6 років тому

      Btw selfish rhymes with tell this too 🤷‍♂

  • @cellodabest
    @cellodabest 8 років тому +156

    No matter how many times I watch these videos they'll never stop being funny

  • @omarportales7716
    @omarportales7716 Рік тому +29

    "and by the way it was november 9th"💀

  • @yakctwotimezs8500
    @yakctwotimezs8500 7 років тому +239

    Cop- Just Confess Gunrack
    Gunrack-I Confess that "Shell Fish" is the only thing that ryhmes with "Tell This" 💀💀💀💀😆😆😆😆

  • @rellanderson6752
    @rellanderson6752 7 років тому +167

    Who else was getting a ice-cube vibe from that Compton hat Peele was wearing.

    • @im_ntrogn
      @im_ntrogn 6 років тому +2

      MOEMAN 300 That’s what I’m saying

    • @trevorhubbard6006
      @trevorhubbard6006 6 років тому +18

      MOEMAN 300 you mean eazy e?Lol

    • @Sivadavis_Music
      @Sivadavis_Music 6 років тому +2

      With the beard, the hat, AND those curls it could be a cross between Suge and Eazy.

  • @kayceenolasco4439
    @kayceenolasco4439 Рік тому +6

    It's November 9th, 2023 here in the Philippines and this is the first thing I remembered today 😂😂😂

  • @Shay_TheUnpopularOpinion_
    @Shay_TheUnpopularOpinion_ 7 років тому +873

    @2:02 " Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the A-QUAR-EE-UM 😂

    • @elleonofficialpage9849
      @elleonofficialpage9849 6 років тому +1

      dead lmao

    • @imtrash6713
      @imtrash6713 6 років тому +20

      Shay "I have no idea what that object is"

    • @logistrike4012
      @logistrike4012 6 років тому +29

      “If I had to identify it, I would call it a gun....of the long ass variety, some seaweed in there too”

    • @DavidAWA
      @DavidAWA 6 років тому +7

      That's some dope ass rhyming.

    • @BermudazSmith
      @BermudazSmith 6 років тому

      Shay 🤣😂

  • @BlackMist123
    @BlackMist123 9 років тому +516

    Comedy Gold. This is exactly what rappers do to themselves. #selfsnitching

    • @7Vooby
      @7Vooby 9 років тому +49

      Tu Chenz Rap snitches, tellin’ all their business
      Sit in the court and be their own star witness
      Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here
      Fuck around, get the whole label set up for years, huh

    • @wessteyrn7746
      @wessteyrn7746 9 років тому +15

      Flying Machine when is the mixtape dropping bruh?!

    • @SolaceMusic
      @SolaceMusic 9 років тому +11

      Luffy Joke It's MF Doom you normie

    • @7Vooby
      @7Vooby 9 років тому

      Luffy Joke Head to /mu sometime nerd

    • @jaydogon2342
      @jaydogon2342 9 років тому +1

      Flying Machine Rap Snitch Knishes from MM...Food.

  • @heatherbrown2115
    @heatherbrown2115 5 років тому +646

    “Iiiiiii.... confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this”............ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me dead

    • @mercyluka614
      @mercyluka614 4 роки тому

      💀💀

    • @adamsaetveit7995
      @adamsaetveit7995 4 роки тому +6

      Hellish, zealous, jealous, wellness… all would work I believe

    • @maxxjunior3594
      @maxxjunior3594 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamsaetveit7995 selfish*

    • @TheOminous0209
      @TheOminous0209 4 роки тому +2

      Tell this to Eminem. Ohh and by the way( I sell fish)

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 4 роки тому +5

      Not as dead as Darnell

  • @ttt5020
    @ttt5020 12 днів тому +11

    WHO IS HERE FOR THE ANNUAL NOVEMBER NINTH REWATCH 2024

  • @MegaGangsta4life
    @MegaGangsta4life 9 років тому +252

    I honestly forget that Comedy Central has other shows. When I think of C-Central I instantly think K&P

    • @blackknightdl
      @blackknightdl 9 років тому +3

      What other show

    • @dardanm3544
      @dardanm3544 9 років тому

      They probably ran out of shit to do lol lot of people saying their new episodes are lame

    • @parisiansigh8394
      @parisiansigh8394 9 років тому

      +Elektrik INC they decided to cancel it themselves

    • @manniefaces
      @manniefaces 9 років тому

      Dardan M This is new jackass

    • @jjsprite20
      @jjsprite20 9 років тому +1

      ***** they didn't cancel it K&P are moving on... to a movie I think.

  • @seanbunn3364
    @seanbunn3364 8 років тому +1544

    "I would called a gun of the long ass variety"😂

    • @WILDGRINDERS12
      @WILDGRINDERS12 8 років тому +24

      Dwarf Rehab nice job quoting it incorrectly

    • @Seviexe
      @Seviexe 8 років тому +11

      nah, u just fucked up.

    • @seanbunn3364
      @seanbunn3364 8 років тому +3

      Seviexe Did I hurt yours too? Sorry I didn't know how many pussies use UA-cam

    • @o.a.47
      @o.a.47 8 років тому +1

      Dwarf Rehab lol

    • @Jallen321
      @Jallen321 7 років тому +11

      Dwarf Rehab some sea weed in there too

  • @dominic_hikes
    @dominic_hikes 8 років тому +97

    It's a concept album.

  • @willsanders1424
    @willsanders1424 12 днів тому +4

    Here again after a year to pay my respects. Darnell taken too soon🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽