Key & Peele - Psycho Clown
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- Опубліковано 3 бер 2018
- Two prisoners of a deranged sadist try to make the best of their situation.
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Getting tortured with friends is better than getting tortured alone
No, think about when torture is used systematically. Think about what they can do to make you divulge infirmation, so that you can avoid identity humiliation, in comparison to that they can do when they make you watch what they are doing to another, unless you cooperate.
Those who torture rarely have any scruples. Should it come to using your love for another being against you as a weapon, they won't hesitate.
It rather takes an inhuman amount of power to be willing to let them do that at that moment, so that you can save many others later on.
This did not happen to me but it happened to the socialists and communists in my country. They made people watch while sodomizing their friends, siblings, "comrades" whatever, until they'd break or speak up. The hanger, the hogtie, constant beating going "wrong", and leading to deaths, people thus "disappearing" from the face of the Earth...
You wanna see psychopaths at work? Dahmer would be the best guy in institutional, systematic authority abuse.
You don't want to be tortured with someone else, because often, that someone else is going to be someone you love, you will be forced to make a choice between you and your beloved everytime someone opens that bloody door and steps in your dungeon. And this... You can find this to be the case even in individual, discretional crimes of psychopaths.
@Badr eddin I could, but how is it relevant?
@@bo7953 u should run for president
B O u should tho XD
@@LuLu-lh1hz It's because survivors helped us screw up a whole country decades later that I didn't want to mention my country.
Because they couldn't take out the real enemies, they attacked the institutions the torturers once worked in.
The 1980 Turkey coup de tat was carried out by a group of traitors in the army, gendermerie, and the police in Turkey, plus, certain people from the Turkish intelligence.
They killed socialist tendencies by replacing it with ethnic fights. So they actually helped found the PKK which has been plaguing us.
The survivors, though... They let... This is crazy, but, they let their enemies take down innocent people in the army starting in 2007 with false accusations.
This is crazy, because Ergenekon and Sledgehammer trials were false flags to rid the army of patriotic yet leftist people. (Some wardens in Silivri prison committed suicide during this period)
Those who tortured the 80 coup vics lived and died peacefully. The vics knew it but still wanted to destroy the army. The symbolic boot.
They took their ounce of flesh from the wrong guys, and they knew it all the while. I cannot imagine what surviving that shit back in 1980 was like. I'm trying not to judge them. Trauma... Trauma is what made them do it.
See there is this bitter fact that, you cannot be exposed to ugliness for so long and stay pure. It rots the human to the core in most cases. Very few emerge stronger and still, they have their own malignant problems.
Which is why one should tread very lightly in deciding which responsibilities they can undertake. Deconstruct to reconstruct, or amend it, but most people will not heal from such deadly wounds to existence and identity and yet demand of change always requires such costs. It's all wasted, though, when you forget why you started this fight in the first place.
The irony is Jigsaw's whole deal was to help people appreciate life. He would've loved these guys.
@Alexa Wall I mean, the same guy was the one undergoing the pain of withdrawal, picking fights over methadone treatment, and caused the abortion in pursuit of stealing such.
Yeah, the personal angle changes the context, but the basic idea of "cause yourself pain in pursuit of escape, risking death, in order to appreciate your life and be willing to struggle through such pain" is the same but refined for his other traps anyway.
This isn’t Jigsaw. Lol he’s a psychotic clown that seems to enjoy suffering.
Was also to repay criminals for their actions! 👌🏻
If thats his whole deal he wouldn't have kidnapped them in the first place coz theyd be really optimistic in normal life if theyre like this in this situation lol
@@trock6921 well that is exactly jigsaw
I love how he’s like “I’m a home improvement guy, and if you’re cutting off legs, that’s the way to go”, like cutting off legs is just a part of his job 🤣
Maybe his house was the home of Baba Yaga and he had to remove the chicken legs when he moved in.
I love how he said ,"that's one"
"That is definitely the one "
Personally I'd go with a cordless reciprocating saw. The circular just doesn't have the depth.
@@brettaiello5493 Ah, another aficionado
Sometimes improving your house means getting rid of that annoying neighbor
"i feel unpluuuuged!" sort of oddly satisfying how Peele says it🤣
😆👌🏻
That set design though...damn, that shit's cinema quality.
Jordan Peele is a great horror director
@Anonymous what do you mean?
@Anonymous Now this is a guy who doesn't suck up to anyone. May I just say, it is really admirable of you!
@@huntekh5832 lmao
sundaynightdrunk ikkk I thought it was a trailore
"Optimism is the Madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable"
- Voltaire
For some people, this is the best of all possible worlds and this life is the best of all possible lives
Damn right
Does he play solitaire your "Volitaire"?
Lose yourself and the quotee becomes correct ;)
Sounds like something exurb1a would say
Voltaire hated optimists
The dedication of Jordan to go as far as to give up his right arm for the episode is remarkable.
Well he's a lefty that right arm was holding him back ☺️
Especially with how difficult it is to grow them back this time of year
@@jingbring6000Yeah I remember it took me a solid 8 months just to regrow my elbow
@@talkingben33328 months? shii that's plenty of time to enjoy life without an elbow.
wow what an original dad joke 😮💨 cheap copypaste
A wise man once said “if I’m going to die anyway, the least I can do is make sure you don’t get to enjoy it”
I almost died last month got hostaged held at gun point, knife on my throat. I already accepted that im gonna die but im not giving them the satisfactory of killing so i just gave them my dead face. They died instead
@@mariahjobellemajaque6237 wat
This line feels really familiar. Where is it from? I think it might be SAO:Abridged but I'm not too certain.
@@VicEntity Yep
I mean technically, the clown is the one who brought this on himself.
CONSEQUENCES
Clown: THIS ISNT WORKING ANYMORE!
"Hey, bud. It takes a lot of guts to do what you did."
"Honestly? It takes a lot of courage to be willing to let the chips fall where they want."
"Exactly, exactly. You could've stalked us and made sure we were good candidates, but instead you took the first opportunity you saw and leapt at it."
"I know I would have stressed over every detail. And the fact that you still stuck to it even when there was a hitch? Your determination is inspirational."
"Right!? Thank you, sir, for imparting your wisdom to us."
"Even if I die in here, I'm just glad I'll die a better man than I came in as."
Be careful what you wish for... right?
Consequences
Cringey
This is how you torture someone while they're trying to torture you 😂
Exactly
Only in movies...
@@baridihealth-wr3yw, no, in real life too. Those who are driven by hate and rage are often genuinely driven crazy if those they view as their "enemies" just _don't_ get hostile in reply, and don't seem bothered by attempts to harm them. Of course everyone has slightly different motivations and attitudes, but this would definitely piss off a lot of would-be torturers.
pixel girl Piss them off, but at what end? They aren’t going to magically stop killing you just because you act like it doesn’t hurt.
@@almightysyg861, it's not about acting like it doesn't hurt.
They spent quite a lot of money for a video clip. Pretty high quality.💛💯
Especially that cut on Keegan’s leg and Jordan’s lost arm
this aired on tv
Well Jordan Peele is an award winning director.
It’s got 20 million views. I’m sure they got their money back with ad revenue
@@Spuirt yeah, this short video cost an arm and leg
2:44 "we of all people should know how hard he works" LOL
Being Tortured Alone: 😞😞
Being Tortured with your Friend: 😁😁😂😂
Lol
@@jodaf1n_67 I think the person was tryna make a joke :/
@@jodaf1n_67 I don't think u Understood it 🤔💭
somebody said that before, like 5 months ago, and has more likes than you, sad.
@@Cndino Bro it's okay to me
Kidnaps and tortures two optimists, ends up getting tortured himself:
CONSEQUENCES!
Good News Lol! I love this comment!
LMAO!! That comment made my day!
i smoked weed for the first time yesterday
my mother was killed by a bird
CONSEQUENCES
Logical conclusion -> background/personality check your soon-to-be victims
How about a sadist kidnaps a person with CIPA
It will never fail to amuse me that the clown is played by Brendan Hunt, who also plays Coach Beard in Ted Lasso
Finding an unwatched Key and Peele sketch is like finding gold these days
Is this the deleted scene of Saw?
From Rob Zombies' "31". Lol.
Nice comment 👍🏾
yes. one that didn't workout
Yey i was 1000th like
1k
“Circle of life”
“Nasaquenya” LMAOOO 😂😂😂
Matilda Cool I literally died hahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa saquenyaaaa
What is nasaquenya?
@@MAHMastermind33 listen the lion king's song circle of life
omg, HAHAHAHHA
The way he just puts down the saw and looks at them gets me every time🤣
Lol it's the way you drop your fork or spoon in disappointment after someone spoiled your appetite with something disgusting))
"What a dramatic and fascinating man". I found this too funny 🤣
The cinematography for this is magnificent it looks like a real movie
Eliakim you look like sure knight
Broken Native lol
True, the shots where they sped up the movement of the clown was spot on 10/10
The production and set design is amazing as well.
That’s one of the reasons this show was amazing. It actually had real cinematography and sets, unlike many other sketch shows.
If this was an actual movie. I would be so down to go and watch it.
Brispii 444 likes
666th like, no one better change it!
watch the first saw
Dude that's gross go away fucking pervert
2:00
Coach Beard had some wild jobs before meeting Ted Lasso…
Huge respect to Peele for actually losing an arm for this Scatch
Notice how the one who the clown Isn't talking to is almost always the one to start replying? Great tactic - throws off his rhythm, keeps him on the back foot, lets them control the flow of the conversation and gives the one who's most recently been threatened a chance to center himself. Good trick to keep in mind!
NOICE!!!!!!!!!!!
I noticed that too!!
''keep that in mind'' as if that would work in real life xD
@@ShacolateClown or as if they're trying to escape, or as if that's what actually happened in the sketch.
thank you doctor obvious
Might want to title this
CANADIANS IN HORROR MOVIES
haha
Or a Punjabi 😁
Too polite 😂
U mean russians cause in Soviet russia clown dosent make u crazy u make clown crazy
Gaming Tank CANADIAN HORROR STORY
"I think we owe him big time."
"As do I."
🤣🤣🤣
If I ever get kidnapped and tortured, I hope I have a roomie with me that has watched this bit so we can die laughing together ❤
go watch funky town
“Circle of life”
“Na ze quenia”
I died.
Oh lion king. You taught us so much. NAAAAAAAAAAA ZE QUUENIAAAA
Yeah, it works nicely in the joke, but it's Nagnts Igonyama. It's Swahili.
@Barret Wisell ok im a swahili speaker and i dont know that word
City Lab neither does google translate
@@yandisamvuyo Pretty sure it's Zulu.
I'm sorry is no one gonna talk about how the best line of the skit is the beginning? just outta nowhere, "Could be worse" had me dead
Teilo yes it is 😂
Not that bad!!
How u get the music symbol near ur name?
Torvesta Bad I’m a music producer I released music on UA-cam, so I have an icon
wail does stuff didnt say I was a good artist, I’m still a student :)
Extreme side of positivity 🤣🤣🤣💀
as a psycho clown, I gotta tell ya this happens a lot
Thank you for your service how do you stay chill while on the job?
@@kalblackmon5763clown juice (aka coke)
As an Optimus in this situation i can confirm: it could be worse
Love to see a horror movie where they use this strategy and the killer either kills themselves or gets distracted long enough for the survivors to kill it
The Dictator lol but comedy.
That’s would be so comedic and entertaining. Great idea.
Kill "It" . . . 😂
Why would they kill the killer. The man simply needs a hug.
nah the clown will most likely just kill them and find more victims
Coach Beard before he became a soccer coach
I've seen this a 100 times, gets me every single time 😂
I want this kind of optimism in my life
It's like if Mr Peanut Butter and Todd were getting tortured together
all you need is to take control of your life
Read meditation form Marcus Aurelius is a famous philosopher of stoicism.
You can
@@captainbeard3323 Taking control of your mind is better. Though, life and the mind are one IMO.
Rat shows up: EATS HIS LEG
Key and Peele: AAWWWWW
Nasaqwenya lol
Creeperr awww man
Shows humanity is still alive and not dead
@@jakoblampert3447 exactly!! Like no one catch that 😂😂😂
Aw.man
When you finally have a day off and you don’t care how you got the day off lol
I work Union construction were getting layed off is part of the trade. When i get laid off unexpectedly in the middle of the week or day im like "finnaly!, Thank you. Now i get to sit at home for a few weeks and collect unemployment."
1:50 Why is no one talking about this?
"I think we owe him big time"
"As do I"
Optimistic.
Josh Golden wow calm down buddy it’s just a word
Why do comments like this get so many likes? Bots or just the profile itself?
Captain DJ Curious: That's just passion man. How many people do you know feel so strongly about just a word used? We can so learn from that. Makes life worth living.
Josh Golden you sensitive shit
This person said a positive word to describe the video and people are getting mad. Why?
“I feel unpluuuuged” (eye-roll) 🤣
I loved that
900th like
Hey you suck
@@SexLuthor Gordon Ramsay is that you. I love your work
@@Kinobambino thank you now wheres the lamb sauce?!?!?
Wow Coach Beard really let himself go after his time in the premier league huh
Ted Lasso fires Coach Beard:
Starts torturing Key and Peele
damn. whoever played that clown is a great actor.
We of all people know how hard he works.
is he the waiter from andre and keegan's first date?
@@helana5564 yes
I thoughf it was Daniel Stern from home alone!!!
Average*
I feel unplugged 😂
Seyi Oyetade unpluuuuuuuged
Seyi Oyetade i
That was the best line..🤣
I can't understand why he said unplugged
@@dungdinh7693 he's right arm is gone,you can also say it's unpluged 🤣🤣🤣
This skit deserve a part 2!
when you order SAWS on wish
Reverse psychology on steroids😂😂😂
In a weird way I feel like this could just maybe work...
What I learned from key & peele
Alien invasion: Racism
Killer clown: Kindness
Damn did you predict area 51 raid
Don't use this strategy. It wont work and if in a group you'll most likely be the first to go for being annoying.
Jesse C the idea is the whole group participates
@ATHEIST You've tortured grammar.
Imma try this irl if me and my bud gets kidnapped
The way he says blathering away just touches my soul
This is my favorite key and peele skit
Lmfao I really wanna reach this level of positive thinking😂😂😭😭
I thgt it was just me thinking that..Kinda made me more positive about life after watching it
For real unbothered to the world 😂
You sexy
Slimm Liaa u single?
Yea.to the point where fear inst even a factor anymore.
“Keep it buddy!”
“You fools! Blathering away! Your suffering has only just begun!”
“Wow. That is a perfect summation of the human condition.”
Godly writing.
Once you embrace that you can do anything
Bingo
AAAAAAAAH
No one has ever suffered as you will
Satanist Lmao, facts.
I want a second one of these lol
*”We of all people should know how hard he works.”*
*”Hmmhmm hmmhmm.”* 😂
props to the clown for the great acting lol
mikey the clown is played by the same actor that was sitting next to jordan peele on the job interview sketch 😂
One of the worst actor i have ever seen. Overreacting...
@@mbsevindik that's kinda the point lol
@@SamotLS7 no bro good makeup and some shit but not that good actor.
@@mbsevindik but that's the point
If torturing optimists was so horrible.
Imagine the sadists.
*masochists
*getting nails pulled out* ah yeah harder daddy
What
What?
🤣😲
You meant masochists right
Nah bro sadist are people that like torturing others
Coach Beard’s previous job.
Those two are hands down the best 👏🏻
I NEED A CONTINUATION OR PART 2 TO THIS!
Daddy Tachanka Same dude
Yeah man!100% agreed.I rly need to see what happens next
YASSS
Theres not a next lol. Its over, its been over since 2015 lol
Exactly, this was great! Victims who agree and thank their torturer. Brilliant!
*"Ohhh whaddya got there?"*
Jared Emerson-Johnson _Finally_
Old buddy
I died
That’s like what the HS card Tomb Pillager says when he’s played.
Jared Emerson-Johnson Weird To See You Here🤣🤣🤣 THE WOLF AMONG US WITH ITSREAL85
Peele really did dip his toes into horror all the way through his years in this comedy cuo
This is my favorite K&P sketch . First one I ever saw and loved it
Clown looked more tortured than both of them🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait... Isn't that the joke itself?
r/woosh
khidash kadatuan r/im14andthisiswoooosh
That’s the idea you chutya!
Slick Rhoads r/thatsnothowrslashworks
So this is the joker trailer my friends keep telling me about
Lmao
This I'd actually watch.
@@kingmoon1577 2
you have friends? (jk)
this old like 2015
This one deserves an oscar.
Out of nowhere, dropped here and realized the clown is freaking COACH BEARD
"That's a great saw, I'm a home improvement guy and I'm telling you iit's good" lmao
RED10R That’s not what he said, you butchered it a lot.
Guess that’s why he hasn’t reached 1k likes yet
learn 2 quote nikka
It's a high quality power tool, wonderful peace of equipment.
They're sitting 5 feet apart. No homeo.... Wners insurance wtf am I saying
"That's the one" 😂😂😂
HAHAH i love that part
She'Myia Malone You are a beatiful girl, by the way
U cute asf 😍 what's yo number
derek stromas chanel number 9
She'Myia Malone stop playin 😑 childish ahh
the true compassion that clown takes everyday just to do his job gotta love it
I honestly want an extended version of this
Geez, I wish Adam and Lawrence had that same kind of optimism when they were shackled to the pipes in that bathroom in Saw 1
I get that joke
jigsaw probably would not be able to hold his laugh while pretending to lay dead on the floor.
Visual Dosage At the end of the first Saw, instead of leaving Adam to die, Jigsaw saves him as well deciding that Adam's optimism made him a better person in the end.
I never said he didn't...
Urbvn Cloud Music you mean the first class XL edition?
When your mom tries to punish you but you’re ok with it.
Relatable
Like with spankings
@sbcontt YT is just jokes. At least for me, someone probably likes it.
I hate to break it to you guys I don't like it but at one point (especially when you get accused for stuff you didn't do) it becomes a hobby where I just run around for a bit let her get tired then when she begs I go over to get whooped I just make a game out of it
Until she says wait till your dad gets home. Then ur fuqqed
Horror movies:
Main character dies, main character always fails to escape, and main character always loses but sometimes wins.
Key and peele horror movies: postive is key to great success.
Who know Jordan Peele was a pro at horror genre and gonna revolutionize it
I feel bad for the clown. He just wants to feel happy by killing people who are scared and are not ready to die, but these guys are so calm that killing them wouldn't make as much happiness for the psycho clown.
NormalPerson he's a narcissistic psychopath.
Taylor Grimsdottir-Jackson excuse me he’s a psycho clown and assuming anything more would be rude
Logan Ray just lmao
Story of my life. People get mad/confused when i don't give them the reaction they are looking for. But seeing people angry makes me feel good
NormalPerson wow thank you for explaining that for everyone
Clown: Chops off there arms and legs
Guys: Nice now I can get disability checks
Don’t have to move a muscle anymore I can relax all the time it’s like a permanent vacation
And, if you live long enough, you could get robotic limbs
@@treyhardy6586 Oh hell yeah!! Robot limbs for life!!
👁️👃🏻👁️
👄
Their*
Yeah, this is why Coach Beard was ok with moving to the UK from Kansas. He felt some were getting too close to his secret. They will never go into this part of his backstory though.
"We of all people should know how hard he works" That had me😂😂
Psycho clown: *gets ready to torture key & Peele
Key & Peele: *places uno reverse card
Psycho clown: *NOOOOOO*
*I feel unplugged*
Deeze nuts feel unplugged against your chin
0:14 when they try telling you 'it's not that bad' 😭
Imagine a movie like this. I would love it!
1:03
"Your suffering has only just BEGUN!"
Those eyes tho..
It's astonishing how many "plot twist" comments there are on every video...
They are smart cuz I never thought of that
Plot Twist You Posted this Comment To Make some one say Plot Twist on a Video that always has some one saying Plot Twist
It's a case of "Your joke but worse"
Frrr😭😭
Fucking thank you, so unoriginal and most of them don't make any sense. But I guess UA-cam comments are just the same jokes repeated over and over
I know myself and I am 100 percent sure that I will get back to this everytime something bad happens in my life.
The cinematography, style and ambiance us on point
"Every body knows how hard he works"
This line makes me cries laughing, 😂😂
He said "we of all people should know how hard he works"
@@TAMPA2TIMES dick
@@flation4800 a correct dick
When nice people walk through the haunted house you work at so you don't know what to do
Bri Ryver You shoulda seen me at the deceased farms in SC. I was scaring the scarers and most of them (incharacterstill) told me I should work there. It was lit
Peele really got it so much worse my dude got his arm dismembered while key is just chilling with a scratch haha
NOW THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING I LOVE YOU GUY'S WELCOME BACK
"We of all people, know how hard he works" XD tears in my eyes, this was amazing
What hell looks like if you get off on torture
Travis Steele wouldn’t they keep you in a soft room then if it’s supposed to be hell?
lol @ hell
I......I......i just can’t.....😂😂🤣
But that would torture you - so you would get off on that too.
Just many, injured buddies, having a friendly convo
Mannn these guys are are freaking legendary with these skitts🔥🔥👌👌
This is life love this skit
2:37 I love how the tortured are torturing the torturer ......
2.02: The rat starts nibbling Key's flesh and they're all "Aww" 😂
That almost killed me 😁
😆😆
Almost? Well, isn't that unfortunate?
Shradha get ur indian ass out of here
Are you related to Rishabh Pant.
Ah this is a little embarrassing but happens quite often, that's Peele not key....
I mean, this skit didn't really go anywhere, it was already there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How is it I can never get tired of a Key and Peele video?
....its like listening to music 🤷♂
Clown:kills them
Key and Peele: omg finally my life sucked anyway 🙄
@@bluefacedhunnedsonig2917 XD
Clown *kills himself*
Key : What a terrific attitude