ASMR They are toxic... you can't eat them
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
- Hello there,
Over a year ago I uploaded a similar video, and many of you really liked it, so I thought that I should make another one.
This time we are honored with the presence of a few inanimate objects that are willing to help you drift off to sleep.
Let me introduce you to Pulpy. This blue beauty has been in a constant grief since he realised that Perky cannot be his daughter. Doctor said that it is impossible for his wife's and his own genes to produce a sequence in which their offspring would have a yellow coloration.
It had to mean only one thing. His wife betrayed him. It made him extremely angry, but before he let his emotions take the helm, he had decided to give her an opportunity to explain.
''I couldn't stand that anymore...'' She started with tears in her eyes
''What do you mean? You had everything you wanted. I cared for you and loved you from the bottom of my heart!'' Pulpy exploded in anger
''It is not your fault Pulp..'' She answered looking down
''Of course it is not my fault! How could you do this after all those years?'' His voice began to break.
''This yellow villain was so annoying, that one day I ate him whole in a fit of rage'' She yelled at the top of her chocolatey lungs
''What are you talking about?'' Pulpy asked
''He was swinging from cupcake to cupcake all the time! I had enough of him! That was the only one solution!'' She explained desperately
''Ok calm down. Who do you mean? Who was this yellow villan that you ate?'' He asked once again while holding her shoulders and looking into her eyes.
''It was ... Tarzipan'' She answered quietly looking up at Pulpy with her nougaty eyes.
''Nana warned me that I should refrain from eating him, otherwise all my children will have yellow icing.'' She added
''That explains a lot. No need to worry. Perky is still beautiful isn't she? Hopefully she won't start swinging from cake to cake like Tarzipan'' They started laughing.
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0:00 preview
1:00 foam ice cream? (like a stress ball, maybe) edit: slow rising squishy
7:00 keypad
11:30 scrubbing sponges
16:00 small paint container (w/ lid sounds)
19:10 fiber brush
23:10 small camera (?) case
27:30 cassette tape and case
REGTON .CATS Thanks a bunch!
Thanks!!
REGTON .CATS thanks!
I think the first one were slow rising squishies.
Class representative!XD
It's amazing how this is one of the best asmr channels even though you never show your face or talk or do role plays. You simply create the best quality sounds and let them speak for themselves and it's always perfect. No one else does it as well as you do.
Cathy Cool HeatherFeather and DrTAsmr. Both have just as well quality videos but use their voices and they are awesome lol
definitely! i love those channels too. I often listen to asmr with talking. I just thought it's interesting how ASMRSurge departs from that and still has such a large following.
I agree. I enjoy no talking, no roleplays, etc. The sounds are all I need.
true
Also check SensorAdi ASMR who has several high quality no talking vids.
The description sounds like a soap opera you would see playing at like 3 am on a sunday and it's my absolute favorite thing i swear
Frosty Katt 3 am is really early tho
i fangirl cos i can girl yea, its really early because its just one of those obscure things that you wouldn't really see otherwise, but it's just really enjoyable when you do
Probably would've been better if i had used a later time lol
don't you mean on a "sundae?"
Hello there,
Over a year ago I uploaded a similar video, and many of you really liked it, so I thought that I should make another one.
This time we are honored with the presence of a few inanimate objects that are willing to help you drift off to sleep.
Let me introduce you to Pulpy. This blue beauty has been in a constant grief since he realised that Perky cannot be his daughter. Doctor said that it is impossible for his wife's and his own genes to produce a sequence in which their offspring would have a yellow coloration.
It had to mean only one thing. His wife betrayed him. It made him extremely angry, but before he let his emotions take the helm, he had decided to give her an opportunity to explain.
''I couldn't stand that anymore...'' She started with tears in her eyes
''What do you mean? You had everything you wanted. I cared for you and loved you from the bottom of my heart!'' Pulpy exploded in anger
''It is not your fault Pulp..'' She answered looking down
''Of course it is not my fault! How could you do this after all those years?'' His voice began to break.
''This yellow villain was so annoying, that one day I ate him whole in a fit of rage'' She yelled at the top of her chocolatey lungs
''What are you talking about?'' Pulpy asked
''He was swinging from cupcake to cupcake all the time! I had enough of him! That was the only one solution!'' She explained desperately
''Ok calm down. Who do you mean? Who was this yellow villan that you ate?'' He asked once again while holding her shoulders and looking into her eyes.
''It was ... Tarzipan'' She answered quietly looking up at Pulpy with her nougaty eyes.
''Nana warned me that I should refrain from eating him, otherwise all my children will have yellow icing.'' She added
''That explains a lot. No need to worry. Perky is still beautiful isn't she? Hopefully she won't start swinging from cake to cake like Tarzipan'' They started laughing.
Please do not forget to hit that thumbs up button if you enjoyed watching. Thanks!
In case some of you were interested in purchasing 3D Wooden Safe here is a direct link: amzn.to/2FVAMfD
Audio: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/r...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964
ASMRSurge your descriptions are spot on as always
ASMRSurge wow. That just made this asmr video take a different turn! I like it.
So Perky is still Pulpy's daughter, but she's yellow because Tarpizan was eaten by her mom? What a good twist!
ASMRSurge 🍊 🍦 Perky is the prettiest golden orange frozen delight in the world. That thing almost pulses with light. Nice soap opera in the description.
ASMRSurge I thought it was a novella for a moment
It’ll be a weird one but hey, it’s pulpy and perky
This channel is gold
I just checked out your channel and it’s some pretty good asmr content you just got a sub
You’re so beautiful.. I’m subbing to your channel.
Mike Jones ITS A SHAME THAT IT TOOK YOUR MOTHER 9 MONTHS JUST TO TAKE A SHIT.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Poor Ricua Hahaha he couldn’t find his manhood even if he google searched it😂😂😂😂😂
Stay in school pal. @BX TITAN
The description is everything.
Ikr
You mean to tell me that these are cupcakes
It made me sad
I can't decide which one I come here for anymore... The videos or the descriptions???
Either way, brilliance.
Omg this is the first time I looked at the description, You have blessed me...
🍊 🍦 Perky is the prettiest golden orange frozen delight in the world. That thing almost pulses with light. Nice soap opera in the description.
ASMR Lysander it was such
*SUSPENSE*
This channel is so unique compared to all the other channels in every aspect man 💙💯✔️
Dylan Bb I feel that Ephemeral rift is more "creative" in his videos but Asmrsurge makes better Asmr.
Jackson animates Maybe, in my opinion I wouldn't say he's MORE creative, but definitely up there with asmrsurge with creativeness and ideas
holy crap i forgot this man had a body i always looked at him as the guy with flying hands
I thought he was behind the camera.
23:22 i think the case makes good sounds
C4G4N GT the book makes good sounds
I love ASMR inside jokes
do not
The clorox make good sounds
raphy my man
Funny, that was the first video of yours I ever watched... and here I am again. The circle is complete.
Rowan Turner better not be the last
Same here bud, that was the first, and this one certainly isn’t the last
Wow those squishy cupcakes at the start are extremely tingling for me. I love that sort of crinkle. Thank you!
Jillian L. Are they actually edible or no?
@@MsMCRlove i don't think so
My favorite asmr youtuber
얼굴캠이니 뭐니 다른요소 다집어치우고 소리퀄리티로 진짜 ASMR이 뭔지를 보여주시는분.. 참ASMRer
Indeed, he's everyone's favourite, if not than the most
저 처음 듣는데 듣자마자 구독했어요~ 좋네요 아이디어도 정말 크리에이티브 하구요
Time Stamps:
0:29 - 0:58 Unlocking the box
1:17 - 6:46 The ‘cupcakes’
7:02 - 11:13 Button tapping
11:35 - 15:46 Scratching/
scrunching
16:14 - 19:01 Mixing the paint
19:21 - 23:00 ‘Brushing’
23:15 - 27:18 Playing with the wallet
27:35 - 31:28 Fiddling with the cassette tape.
❤️❤️❤️
It’s a cassette tape but thanks for the time stamps, they helpful my dude
The Stupid Unoriginal Username , just changed it, and no problem
I'll never get tired of saying you are the best ASMRtist on UA-cam! Thank you dude!
i never really get tingles from your videos but they’re still super relaxing to me, so i put this on while i’m studying for my physics exam and oh. my. god. this was the wrong video to play because i got so many tingles and now i can barely concentrate on my work. thanks for an awesome video!! ❤️❤️
update: i’m not sure for the english word of it but my favorite item is definitely the last one
I saw a comment telling the time stamps and what each one was and it looks like the last one was a Cassette tape and case? If not I'll correct myself
Came for the description, stayed for the asmr! Good night everyone!!
Piano Music why are you copying other comments?
Tyler Steege Ummm, maybe because all comments are the same and people are still liking their comments ? I always find so many "the ad killed my ears", " came for the description, stayed for the asmr" comments. Stop being unoriginal and write comments on your own. Your question was obvious.
Tyler Steege Why are you saying "so"? I didn't have to explain, but you asked me why I said this.
Tyler Steege Then what is a good answer ? You asked why, I explained why. That's all. No need to get mad with that and teaching me some lessons ("it's just a website on the internet that doesn't mean anything to your life"). You talked to me first. Don't say something useless if you don't have anything to say. Thank you. I think we should both end the discussion. Bye !
The Chosen One holy shit Tyler is annoying lmao
you have to read the description, it's fantastic
The clarity of sound in this one is insane!
I've never read any of the descriptions before, are they all like this?
Yeah.
Adam Gutierrez Some are, some aren't.
Same
The new ones aren't sadly, they're all just like normal descriptions...😭
best sound quality of any asmr channels out there good job
This is the nicest thing to come home to after an exhausting day at school.. Honestly your videos are just incredible. Top quality content my dude (Also scrubbing pads and sponges are probably some of my favourite triggers and I hope to see them in another video soon)
Forgot how much I used to love that cassette tape box sound when I was a kid. Thanks for the nostalgia.
Perfect timing, thank youuuu
이번거 소리 너무 좋아요!!!
so gooooooooood
The first part was the one of my favorite videos of this channel. This part is brilliant too!
A real treat! My new favorite ASMR channel. I do happen to like very slow, deep sounds, and panning very slowly. With some short periods of silence so the sensory input isn’t continuous. Some sounds were a little intense for me, but others hit the spot. In any case, superb quality on all levels, looking forward to seeing more.
Your always so creative in finding new ways if making me tingle. I keep trying to find other ASMR artists but I find myself coming back to your channel. I'm not sure how you do it I thought my tingles where over but you keep them going and I thank you for doing so
The keypad is so nice I just want that sound on repeat in my head for the rest of my life so I could just tune into it every time I felt stressed.
Your videos always sound amazing, there is no background sound or static and it always sounds so crisp and I get tingles every time 👏👏👏
this is actually THE best ASMR channel hands down
you, my friend, are a genius. Keep doing amazing!!!
i love the little stories you make for each video, it has me weak
Wow, that little black purse gave me the most consecutive tingles I've had in ages! Thank you 👛
Thank you so much for taking time out of your life to creat this video. 🤗
The description should be published as a novel this is gold
Please make a slime video... I know it's generic as hell but, boy do I love hearing the crunchy sounds from a homemade slime with sequins or sand, etc.
I can't BELIEVE I wasn't subscribed to you before now! Your sound quality is just amazing 💕
that leather bag makes such good sounds 😍
The description was one of my favorite parts.
Really enjoyed the paint stirring, incredibly relaxing!
The description is one of your best ones yet
The only ASMRtist that gives me tingles
When you used your fingernails on the scrubby sponges, my brain actually melted. So nice :)
The best description I’ve read on a yt channel yet
I always come back to this video
Headset while watching is best for your videos love your style noone else does asmr quite like you and you master it
I love how delicate you are, your videos are my favorites 💗
THAT WAS THE BEST DESCRIPTION I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.
would love to have an extended version of this. , especially that ice cream one.
I could listen to these sponges the whole video and that magic box my gawd yesss
Perfect time to upload, just before I go to sleep 💤
quality so good you can get tingles without headphones 👌
You know just how crazy it is that anything you can think of can be used as ASMR, it makes me rethink my life
I love your very creative descriptions for your videos. Bravo. I enjoy your videos too. Keep up the great work.
This video is absolutely wonderful. All these triggers are fantastic! You have such a good ear for unique triggers and tasty sounds. If you ever have the time, I'd like to just pass along that I heard a really amazing trigger recently: corn starch in a wooden mortar and pestle. I'd be so excited if you ever decided to try this one in one of your videos! :)
16:38 holy sht the tingles.
*T H E P R O P H E C Y I S T R U E .*
Really loved the casette and case. Good video.
Perfect timing! :D ready to fall asleep
The brush was awesome!
Either a ghost decided to watch this with me or it gave me some mad chills, hats off to you sir.
Beautiful description as always
The king of asmr
This deserve at least 10x more views
Gosh I really enjoyed this and the former one. Can’t thank you enough!!
Omg I almost forgot how good this guy is
You give me the most tingles out of anyone out there!!!
I am in love with all this tingle sounds 😍😍😍
How creative and visually appealing.
And Ohhh yes lots of tingles!!!!
Thank You :)
Those squishies looked real! i couldn't tell that they were squishies at first. great sounds
Yey llegue super temprano! Tus vídeos me relajan un buen gracias por hacer vídeos
“As the refrigerator turns.” 10/10, will tune in again. 😃
12:00 i think the sponk makes good sounds
No only adi has sponk. This is this brother spoong
robbwrs
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*SPONK*
I don't even get ASMR yet I still watch this channel because of the extremely high quality of the microphones.
Seeing the cassete gave me a real feeling of nostalgia .
Your descriptions are always so strange but I can't get over them.
Omg this key pad was my fav it was as if my brain fell out of ears the tingles are great
Secret triggers 1 is the first video that gave me extreme tingles I never tingled the same since that day. Edit: is also had tingle immunity from all over videos for like a month from watching it
That description is gonna give me weird dreams I swear. Lmao love it. Keep it up. You doin' good.
Thanks for shaking the cassette tape. Miss that sound.
What are the first two things? I’m so confused
Foam ice cream dessert, I think? It may have been once a part of a toy set, an item for a window display of a sweets shop, or a photo prop.
Squishies ! :) maybe ice cream or cupcakes
Ella Exterkamp a squishy in a cup maybe
That description is giving me life👌
My favorite asmr storyteller
Oh god, his hands are so aesthetic🖤
Amazing video! So many tingles!!! I watched this after lunch and almost fell asleep :)
the best asmr youtuber in history!!!!!
Wow, that story had me going. Great twist!
The storylines are back!
The soap package has the best sound
Love the description,it's hilarious.
21:08 best moment
Started changing my voice for the little dramatic description...
You are amazing at asmr I love your videos! Keep making them 😀
Seriously, dude. You're top notch!
I truly fully honest, swear to you, I got tingles all over my body in the FIRST SECOND of the video. The.Very.First.Second.
BEST ASMR EVER
ASMR is not only a way to relax because the ASMR you brought us is a kind of art the ASMRWAVE no ? it’s okay I’ll gonna sleep 😅
I was sleeping but then woke up into the notification and saw it was asmr surge so i thought he I'm up and need to go to bed!
Tha description tho.
Literal gold.
Orange squishy and that case are amazing triggers!