Saying Goodbye to the ManCave with Joey "Coco" Diaz
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Comedian Joey “Coco” Diaz & I hang out late night in the Mancave the night before the 4th of July & talk about him meeting Joe Rogan for the 1st time, his bailing on dates w/ Joe, his cocaine habits in the early 2000’s, & him watching Richard Pryor for the first time with Dune-buggy Jones!!!
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I don't know what's more impressive
Joey's random stories or the fact he can remember an exact address from over 40 years ago
Not that unusual for some people, especially intelligent people that like
Cocaine. For instance, I can tell you
My family's home phone number from
1963, my teachers names in elementary school. I happen to be in Boulder County jail with Joey in 1988 when they moved
All the inmates to the New Boulder Jail. Unfortunately I don't remember meeting him. But maybe I can remember him there , his size and personality are
Outstanding. He, like myself have drug
Stories, and experiences with cops, crime
Going back to the early 70s.
@@davidchrist1037 thats fucking dope you were able to be in uncle joeys presence tho
@@davidchrist1037 dog... everyone can remember childhood teacher names and phone numbers... that shit was very big parts of our development... but Joey be a fuckin doctor with the way he recalls the dates of all sorts of things.
@@LlamaWarriorMan I too have that ability. Even with 16 concussions , 30 years of drug use and trama. More
People can also, they just choose not to.
Also prob. got wayyyyy less shotty-shot-shots
1:44:39 - EVERYONE. I don't care who you are - Everyone needs a person in their lives like Joey Diaz.
2:15:42 "I never want no one to not come up to me because they don't have $25 for a t-shirt." Thank you for this, Joey.
It's lit
Buh
Actually met Coco Diaz while walking through a casino in Vegas while I was listening to this podcast.
Joey Diaz has more stories in one city than most people in one lifetime. 😂 Tremendous.
I loved the Peramus story
Because he makes it all up
@@yehheapsmadaybut you think that cause you're 'most ppl' brother. God bless you cocksucka, stay boring.
@@yehheapsmadaybutUntil a historian came on JRE and Joey was there confirming the characters and giving his own stories with the characters. Don’t be a hater.
Uncle Joey is the greatest story teller of all time! 🏆🫡🤣…good interview Bert!…..I love how engaging you got and allowed him speak endlessly!…..👍🏻
Here Joey Diaz achieved two things I thought I would never witness:
-Having Burnt Chrysler listening attentively to somebody without interrupting him, in silence.
-Making Burnt look slim.
I am going the mourn the day many years from now when Uncle Joey leaves this earth but Thank God we'll always have the Podcasts.
It's healthy imo to start preparing yourself: I did the same with my old man and the day he passed, I kissed his forehead and was able to hold my shit together to be able to break it to my brother coming to the hospital after he had passed and other family where idk how I would have handled it being there overnight and the morning he pushed that last breath. Had I not prepared I think I would have been with my brother just checking in and not been there every minute til the end cause you already accepted he's leaving years from now. I agree, Joey ready to leave us
That said, Joey still today could do a lot to right the ship and be with us longer but that's not him and I accept that so agreed completely
I can't get enough Joey Diaz. Thanks for uploading this Bert!
The moment Joey knew Bert been playing with his toes and just raw dogged those ice cubes into joeys glass lmao😂
Florida man shit
Coming from an ex heroin addict, I got to say that you inspire the hell out of me Joey!!! I quit in 2011 and seriously this is how I found you and Joe Rogan. I had time to watch podcasts and watched joe's everyday while dealing with the wd's. Your stories and success after drugs really helped me get out of the addict mentality. It made me strive for sobriety and made me realize that I can do anything I want to. Thanks for always sharing the dark shit Joey!!
Dan Clark Congrats man, I'll have 4 months clean this week.
Alex Joseph congrats to you too! First six months was the hardest for me. Love hearing success stories!!!
I've been clean myself now about 6months. Where you on methadone or suboxone? I'm finding it difficult trying to come off the methadone, I've been on that shit 19yrs more than half my life, I'm at 20mls now down from 120 but, now they want me to go on suboxone and I don't know if I should, I was just planning on coming down to 2mls if that's what it takes then try stopping then.
Good for you Brother, keep yourself busy, get into health/fitness, it's a much better high my friend ! :)
Much better high? I very much doubt that and I don't think you actually believe that yourself unless you have never tried drugs but, health and fitness are a much better life style to live a long healthy life, for sure. Even though I've been an addict most of my life I still don't see the problem with drugs, I only see a problem with the law, make them legal and regulate them and we wont see as many deaths or drug addicts, the psychology of telling someone they can't do something is very real especially when they grow up in poverty and have a deep hatred towards the government, they don't want these people to tell them they can't do shit. By leaving the drugs in the hands of drug dealers then you're obviously going to have deaths as it's cut with all sorts of shit, regulate them and they automatically become 10x safer. Another thing the drug counselling over here is just one big fucking joke, every group they try and send me to always seems to have a god involved even though I tell them I'm an atheist and don't believe in any gods, you have to hand over power to this invisible deity and everything will just become fine and dandy, pray your problems away type thing, doesn't work for most of us and only works for some because if you took everyone who was on drugs there is always going to be a percentage of them who are more willing than others and as AA is one of the biggest groups over here it's no surprise it worked for those who were more willing but, if you sent them to another group about fairies it would probably have the exact same result, no god is just picking these people out and forgetting about the rest, I mean he's god, he could fart and we would all be off it, simple. I went to a group just 2 weeks ago which was in a church but, they assured me that there would be no talk of god, they just use the building, so I went along and it was a lady telling me she could remove negative energy from my body by using the universe and/or spirits, basically whatever you believed in she could remove negative energy through that smh fucking joke man and they wonder how people can't get clean... maybe have a group based purely on science and psychology and we may see some results.
Joey's daily life is hilarious, a headline I would use in my show!.
- Bert
2021 and i still come back to this like I have numerous times 💯 two of the best people I’ve ever heard
🏴☠️
This was one of the best podcasts i've heard in a long time, I can hear the stories all day.
bakerXderek so dead
Cheah
Cheahhhhhh
Cheeeeahhhhhh
@@rubennavarro6351 ii
Joey "I never forget this" Diaz
noLuckyStrike09 lemme tell u somthin
Trap Daily
Joey "not Joey bananas" diaz
noLuckyStrike09 "I never forget this (even tho the facts keep changing) Diaz". This dude is so full of shit. The fact hardly anyone catches on is hilarious. He's mastered the art of bullshitting, I'll give him that much.
crapvile not true. I can read comment sections. not everyone is as woke as you, bruh.
I love that part in the cast when I'm all "so glad I'm hanging out with yall tonight" and there is still an hour left. great show and thank y'all
Gotta love Joey, saying a Coldstone killer, instead of a Stone-Cold Killer. = )
Hahaha
So funny
cold stone creamery
Cold stone Steve Austin
No story teller like Coco diaz
Joey has so many stories, many hours in a bunch of podcasts and I've never heard him repeat a story
give it a bit lmfao you'll hear the same rotation
He's got 1 year left. Maxxx
@@rylanmacdonald6416 keep praying on his downfall, it’s why you’ll never be successful
Well Ryan's wrong 😁
@@rylanmacdonald6416 he seems to be one of those genetic freaks that can live a long life with a huge body
This is the longest I've ever seen Bert listen. Great fuckin' episode.
Watch Patton Oswalt….😂
Joey's got a presence.
3 weeks clean from coke after 10 years, it’s actually scary how I can live Joey’s stories through my own experiences. I hope I can be half the man Joey is one day, he really is inspiring and living proof that you can overcome any obstacle if you put your mind to it
That’s so awesome dude, stuck with it. Super proud of you!
That’s great brother! I’m coming up on 4 years off heroin! It’s worth it, get through the hard times. The drugs will only make the hard times harder!
I just uploaded it
you just did it huh
i love you sexy
Bert i usually Troll youtue comments but i came to show some love!
pissed i have to wait till im 21 to see you...
Look at you, Tip Top Magoo! Thanks for letting my Uncle Joey hang out in the man cave. Keep having him on...he will get you off the sauce and on to the reefer of det. Captain Morgan will seem like fizzy drink after you hold Satan's scaly right hand and tread the murky waters. Take a chance, Columbus did.
1:37:30 Uncle joey froze in time for a minute
He's lived some life, I haven't heard him repeat 1 single story either bar when he found his mother. Savage
A truly brilliant podcast. I can't get enough of Bert or Joey. I couldn't stop laughing. Great show!
It was so interesting to hear Joey talk about being an introvert. How he never liked alcohol and he would be at a social event & wonder why he was there.
That describes me to a T. All through my 20s, I felt this way and would always wonder what the Hell was wrong with me. I would have been more content staying at home and jamming out on Xbox.
Joey D crystallized it perfectly.
Crystalized 🤣
I feel like I'm hearing my ol' man again... Fills my heart w joy. F*ed up stories w a side of wisdom
This is one of the podcasts you can listen to a dozen times
I’m surprised Bert doesn’t interrupt that much
@That Ramen Guy - With a person assertive enough he does stand back. He's just surrounded by passive people for the most part
Right, I hate Bert naturally but he’s got a gem with this one.
Joey and Joe Rogan truly inspired me to become something else in life. I was a terrible drug addict and when I was going through WD I found Joe and joey. I'm now doing open mics and wrighting jokes bc of them. And every time I get cravings or bad thoughts. I start wrighting a joke. Before I know it a hour will go by and I'm cracking my self up laughing and I feel so much better when I stop wrighting.
Good For You Man! God Bless! Hope your still doing well
“Neckblix” I love it
Joey has some crazy stories to tell, but the thing that impresses me the most, is the fact that he exactly remembers the month/year of the incident. I have been through a couple of unbelievable stories myself, but have a hard time, defining even the year (I‘m 57)! 😂
Bert has so much respect for Joey and thinks he is a “god” or idol. You can tell by his energy in this. Friendships like this are for life.
Ive got my ironic hat, Ive got my Tom Waits Tattoo, I got some great sativa from the farmer's market...not too harsh and gives off a mellow body high with a hint of cilantro, and I have a tub of Ranch flavored hummus.....cant wait to see who Bert has on today!
Gekokujo76 lmao hell nah bruh lol
you sound like sound Joey on The Morning Joint lol
Gekokujo76 THE ULTIMATE GENTILE
fantastic
Tremendous
Joey’s patience in this podcast is a Masterclass.
His perfectly timed responses, is a natural charismatic rhythm that hits organically
2:47:56 I live for that fucking wheeze
Cal Blair 😂😂
1:37:49 he fell asleep for a second there
Pedro Strom, Lmao...he's fucking lights out!
Bert went on a 30 min straight run repeating the same two things 300 different ways
so much for going to bed at a decent hour
"the key to online success, is to consistently upload content." - Bert Kreischer
Joey: "You're very fortunate, you can go to 10 dodgers games a week" 😂😂
This is the best one in a while. You might be the first to get the key events of Joeys upbringing and his general story. I think this podcast will be great for anyone that has only seen a few of his viral stuff to learn about where he came from and where he is going. I liked the fact that it was tame and just a conversation between friends. You guys are both two of my favorite! I've seen Joey live but have yet to be able to see you Bert. Hopefully you come back through Atlanta soon as your on my bucket list! Thanks for the laughs and content! p.s. Loved the bid the girls made for your promo #dadlife
Just started it and I know it's gonna be great
Cool perspective trick, Bert looks like a little Kid and Joey looks huge if you block out the Coffee table, try it!
chris reese , im barely listening to them, i cant ignore the awkward size different. conpletely fucking with me. hahah
chris reese nah, Joey's just fuckin' huge
That's some lotr cinematography
😂🤣 so true!
Lmao
Uncle Joey and Bert! One of the best podcasts on the inter-webs!
is that vin diesel coming out of joeys knee??
It's actually that disturbed album cover.
"..do you know how many people are still at an airport waitin for me?.."😂
Cat 5 Suspension look
joeys seat looks uncomfortable af
Big Jim Johnson feel bad for the seat
Steve Adams maybe it's just the way he's sitting on it, you think Bert would give up the couch to his guests and take the solitary chair especially with guys who are big like joey
zachf fuck that. His house his couch
Brandon Wicker lmao you are a shitty humen being
You know he farted in that chair
Bert: "I think someone's breaking into my house!"
Joey: "from where lee?"
Yo Bert, for SURE don't interrupt Joey Diaz when he's telling a story to bail you out of that awkward dead air at 1:45:00
Redtrooper haha diaz- can hold his own 100% of the time in any social interaction, bert- can make any situation awkward
Yeah he choked
The ONLY person that Bert can just listen to😂😂
1:49:00 Bert's in his head saying
"How much n bombs is he gonna drop?"
"Are we gonna have to edit this out?"
Bert literally looks like he is listening to his uncle Joey lol
He is cawk sucka.
Lmfao 😂
"They thought it was me, but they really couldn't pinpoint where I was...it was me. And it was a lot of jewelry, and a lot of blow"
Joey is the best guess ever.
Joe Diaz leg is the same size as Bert
I’m weak asf 💀💀💀💀
@@Mike-sp4iz hahaha
Bert cutting off and talking about himself!! I love it
Joey's stories are as real as me breathing in and out. And Bert is the realist guy. Thank you to the pair of You!
“And in walks my cousin, he’s a cop, but he’s in someone’s pocket, it was these Cubans” bro I’m over here crying 😂😂Lol
I remember when my father saved up for months to afford a Tigers v Orioles game back in 1996. To hear Joey talk about how cheap games were back then... hurts me, because if I want to take my wife and kids to a game nowadays.. even in the nosebleeds.. it costs HUNDREDS
Love Joey he is straight and honest.If we were all like him the world would be a better place.
I don't think I'll ever be able to not hear Joey Diaz breathing after this podcast
I love that he held the mic up just to capture his old-man breath 😆
this man bert was just rambling for minutes
i want to see joey having 5000 stars and rant all day every day
two best story tellas in the gameeeee!!!
We all know Bert didn't read any of those books under the coffee table!
Pretty audacious and vulgar assumption: I hope people don't make such prejudicial assumptions of you that are meant to hurt you. Idk who hurt you that you find it necessary to anonymously strike someone you don't know in real life but I promise you the world isn't all the same and you're your own person who has great value and worth --you don't need to do this to make yourself feel better about yourself and hope you don't continue try bring yourself up on the back of hurting someone else like you experienced. You need someone even to just vent or exhaust your pain? I gotcha, man. Be better
I wish peace for you, brother
@@j.ballsdeep420 it's called a joke. The guy is a COMEDIAN. I think he can take a little joke. I know other people have said much worse about him.
Just read any two bears comment section.
I grew up with the same background as Joey but moved away when I grew up. Listening to Joey always takes me back to my childhood.
Danny needs to put Joey Diaz in a music video
its nicotine gum
Bert's one pilot check is more then most ppl around me make in a year. blessed big guy. good for you.
Boggin Deep how much are we talking about?
8AM just got into work..starting the day of right with heart
balls and a lil uncle Joey In the morning
Almost 4 years.. and 2 likes 👍.. y’all should be ashamed..
This was an absolute gift! What a great pod
Rogan dropped Redban for Young Jamie. Lee you better keep your gaurd up. First couple minutes says it all. Great podcast
Phil T , weird..i had this same thought a few days ago. like lee could suddenly disapear off church. hmm a thought
Lee is useless, it is pretty clear that he just wants to sit around and get stoned out of his gourd, drop acid and do as little work as his fat ass possibly can. Lee can't even get basic sound levels right, for fucks sake.
Smokey McJoint , 90% of the church fans love the lee and joey combo. lee - this innocent suburbian white jew with a cuban that lived his fantasies of being a gangster. its fucking great. 2 years from now we will realize how lucky we were watching this legendary podcast week by week. lees an innocent bystander if you will. he always says no to joey feeding him stars. but is in training so he has no choice. its for show.
Rogan has no character and dropped redban for someone who could easier be his bitch. Fuck that.
Lol Rogan didn't drop Redban, Redban had other podcasts/activities to attend to. So they got another guy.
great talk, joey has stories like no other
always remembers the year it happened and on what street it happened on hahaha i love it!
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Bert says "I".
A more fun game is take a shot everytime he says like
How about you just stop judging people? I'm sure your glass home is beautiful but I'm equally certain you have plenty of flaws yourself. I'm sure you're a good person and have a library of worth, value, and things unique/important but I hope people don't go out of their way to take the time just to shit on you as that sucks and if they do please know their negative comments aren't shit, don't have weight or truth, exactly as I hope Bert knows the same. Do better, man
@highguy - I'm a heavy Cannabis user myself but I'm sure all stoned you may have moments of less than academic, intellectual conversations where you don't articulate yourself well and in those moments I assume you wouldn't appreciate people shit on you. Use the same liberties, man. Treat others how you would like to be treated
Bert, your anecdote about your Trav. Chan. people switching power positions, and your realization of that non-heirarchy (around 1hr 12min) -- brilliant. Thank you for sharing that. This is a revelation for me, as an artist and storyteller. Thx.
Awesome upload and I definitely can relate. Delivering pizza for 21 years half my life and I love it.. Nothing better than people handing me money hand over fist. That’s the secret. Everyone loves pizza! They call, I take there order and in 30 minutes everyone’s happy. The night ends I got bunch of cash doesn’t get better. That’s my American dream. Thanks Bert!
Best comment I ever read on youtube...."joey looks like a giant talking to a little boy"... so true on this one✌
That chewing makes the podcast so great ! It really makes the podcast stand out from other podcast. Every chew is like a symphony of pleasantries running from ear to ear rendering me to utter bliss
A lot of people haven’t don’t cocaine in this chat, but this is the definition of giving your friend a bump for the first time. Bert hasn’t shut up the past 25 fck minutes about literally nothing, Joey is giving him a dead blank stare breathing through his mouth … I kind of feel like I’m there cutting up the next line ahhzzzzzzzzz 🥶🥶🥶🥶
Let me add to that, I’m an hour in bert: 65794 words Diaz ; yaagggg bro
Crazy I didn't think Joey was that much bigger than Bert lol Bert's legs look like tooth picks compared to joeys legs lol
Ikr
Bert is barely over two bills. He's surrounded by small dudes and stacked beast HGH Joe (his own verbatim account): Bert is just an average chub daddy
Right? Wtf, how tall is Bert?? He looks like he's 5'6 in this video
1:37:29 Uncle Joey assed out 🤣🤣
I was at the 8 minute mark, saw this and fast forwarded. That was hilarious.
there's a bald mans head coming out of joeys pant leg
A little powder to take the shine off of it.....Im not asking for much here.
It's Lee Syatt
Uncle Joey is a big boy, LIKE A DOCTAH!
Dust Bunny undert the table Part Deux
damn you thats all i can see now haha
Never thought I'd see you two interact. This is great!
here for Jooeeeyy
24:13 this man is literally wafting his farts 😭
Thanks Bert!!!
I'm enjoying this at 4 am. Early riser. Joey Diaz is a true Jersey boy...
The angle of the camera makes Joey look gigantic compared to Bert haha
peter vogt 😂😂😂
peter vogt that's definitely not the camera angles fault lol
Bert's certainly fatter
Bert looks like a little boy talking to uncle Joey haha
Uncle Joey is gigantic
First memories I have as a child is my family of 5 sleeping in a 1 bedroom apartment, all sleeping in 1 bed. Never thought that is why I could have social anxiety.
Probably one of the best podcast i listened to in a while! Great job!
Grew up in the 90s in Bayonne NJ. Basically down the Kennedy Blvd from Uncle Joey. Live in London now but Uncle Joeys my connection to my past.
Redundancy stinks.
Look at Bert's ticket prices now lol
I was pretty stoned and I thought Joey was wearing cowboy boots at 1:07:54. Lmao
2:47:55 I love this moment 😂
Thank you so much! This was deep. ❤
Joey: "Danny Brown is a good man. He brought 5000 200mg stars."
1:33:31 yoooooooo that’s 1000 grams of THC (1,000,000mgs) you’d have to grow 40lbs of weed to get that much THC
@@Apophis392 tremendous
I think Joey remarked that Danny *BOUGHT* 5 grand worth of stars which he probably turned into a *LOT* of profit.
I remember when I first got my medical card and I thought that what Joey said he was getting was available everywhere cannabis was legal. Boy was I wrong. When I asked Delta 9 about Stars of Death they were like "Huh? Oh. We're working on the edibles and all of that. Legislation, blah blah blah..we don't have them."
Needless to say I smoked a lot of shitty weed. Someone from VA told me that with their dispensaries only carry 14.5% THC cannabis and they charge 60$ for an 8th - 3.5 g - I felt so bad for them. That's evil. I pay 115$ - 126$ for 28g or an Ounce of Cannabis that's 21.65%, 22.9% and 25%. The lowest my dispensary sold was 15% for like 60$ an Oz and I used to order from BC and get ounces mailed to me of 26%, 27% 30% Cannabis for 160$ an oz but it was worth it. Intergalactic Death Star. God I miss that Indica.
They have have to do t t
They have have to do t t
Who could dislike Joey Diaz he's tremendous
I WANT TO SEE a Netflix series of Joey Diaz's life!!!! How friggin awesome would that be!!!! Start the first episode of him being a kid and some of the crooked stuff that went on then zoom to him being older have progression with each episode. I want to see it!!
Edward Berry I would rather that happen than myself gain a million dollars
Book is out next year
Oh Hell yeah! Definitely agree, Diaz's life story would be an epic series, or at least a movie.
We need another one of these ASAP!
joey diaz is the greatest story teller of all time
“I’m going to therapy.” - “Fuck that, we’re just going for coffee every morning.” Is 1000% the way most of us from NYC/Jersey think.... IT WORKS!!
Uncle Joey please please come to London!! Id love to share my Jersey/NY stories with you over an edible
Audio tip: use a softer knee ratio on your gate/noise reduction, whatever you are using. And a higher ratio of it’s a compressor. Also try with a high pass filter bc the high end hiss and the drop off of the sound when someone starts talking is distracting.
Sincerely,
Your friendly audio engineer fan!
Bert has such a warm look to him. Very welcoming feeling