The Old World Geographic is back, Renewaled, with the New Narrator, the Advisor. And this video is just a Brief, Short, Dwarf Introduction of this series, now there'll be clips or a whole long episode of it The Goal of this Series is to Introduce Every Places in the Old World, From Naggaroth to Nippon But to do this, I need your support to continue, please consider like and Subscribe! I'll reveal more projects that I haven't released if this one goes good
Sorry Tarriff. In my the Old Realms run (Bannerlord mod) my buddies stirlanders and me have just conquered Castle Templehof and Drakenhof (which has been granted to me). We have defeated all their armies and captured all sylvanian nobles, soon all Sylvania will be ours. Then we will force all vampires to drink hot beer instead of blood until they will become true stirlanders. 😈
To be fair, this is a meme version of the 10 minute video CA put out for Immortal Empires. Which is fine, just saying Im not sure if you thought this is all new or just joked yourself.
No, no, you've got it wrong, the Brettonians just exiled people to the east, which brought the fires of revolution and proper culture to the orks of the dawi zar lands
*Durthu:* "Hello, Orion. Meet my new advisor, Timbertalk Tim." *The Advisor:* "Now is the time to show who the true hunters of the wild are!" *Changling:* "What? This man is a blatant intruder, Durthu!" *Durthu:* "What man?" *Changling:* "The one next to you, poorly disguised as a tree!" *Durthu:* "Disguised? I don't understand." *The Advisor:* "Orion's lack of an advisor has made him dim and suspicious, my lord." *Durthu:* "..or maybe, he's not Orion at all! Reveal your TRUE form, fiend!" *Changling:* "OH COME ON!"
Firstly: This seems like it would work as a real Tarriff video, good job! Secondly: I imagine this would be even funnier if Orion knew the Changeling was trying to impersonate him, and intentionally led him into this situation as a trap.
Well, one of them is ruled by a being of pure evil and consists of an entire species of purely evil creatures who destroy things just for the fun of it, and the other is Skavenblight
I still can't get over how the Warhammer map is litterally earth's map but "can I copy your homework?" "Sure, just change it a bit so it no one notices"
Ulthwan being Atlantis is a nice touch. North America being made into an untraversable blight because Mazdamundi got annoyed one day is hilarious, though it's kinda... small. And Britain being the seat of power for the Shadow Master, Belakor is also hilarious, though, I think they forgot about Ireland... typical Brits. Technically unrelated to the map, but Deathmaster Snikitch being trained in the ninja ways of ancient china is just the chef's kiss.
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 No, Albion is Ireland, as the albion race is purely celtic based, but tis position is more iceland inspired. Bretonnia is very french but they are also british with their location and medival focus
My god, this feels like the culmination of more than just loads of Tarriff’s work. It feels like the grand tie in that brings the entire Tarriffverse together. It’s beautiful!
Good! Let them practise hand writing, maybe it will push them into inventing printers and/or typewritters so they could shorten the time wasted writing grudges
Yes amd that's why many of the Jobless Orks coem there is immigrants or Orkish employees of Dawi Zharr have their annual company funded field trips there with entertainment like acive combat
Love how hard the advisor tries to blend in. They're dancing? He's dancing twice as fast. They like bears? He becomes one. Maybe all he wants is a place to call home
I am so glad Skavenblight retained its off-key Disney theme haha The Dwarves malding about constant short jokes made me genuinely laugh; I needed that today. Thank you for this, Tarriff; you're the greatest-bestest.
This isn't even parody. This is just good documentarianism. I don't think the Old World has been described so completely and concisely. Very impressive. The Advisor in the bat costume made me totally lose it though. 🦇
I don't often like. I didn't think this would be more than a compilation of other Old World Geographic skits we've already seen before. But after seeing the effort that went into this, adding the standard Tarriff quality with a degree of quantity, I have to click the button out of respect. Well done!
Loved this. The pacing was just right for an introduction to each race. The visual effects and editing was on point, and the humor was as always hilarious. Except for all the jokes about Dawi being "short". That just felt like a... Low blow. *ba dum tss*
Tarriff, I am looking forward to this series! What a great introduction. Cant wait for your masterpiece. Much love! Hope that the coming St*rland episode doesnt get demonetized for being too scary
What a fucking masterpiece, your best work so far and that is saying a lot. By this point they should just put you in the game and make you one of the Chaos gods.
Over the world edge mountains and back The morning air was thick with cold, so sharp Gelick skybreaker could almost taste the frost on his tongue. It was the one part of him not yet numb. He had been up to his knees in snow for three days now, and each morning had woken with his furs coated by a fresh white blanket. He doubted any man had been this high up in the world's edge mountains in generations. Most of his kin crossed into the White tops just twice in their lifetimes: once to come of age, and once to die. It was the paradox of his people. Young beardlings would face the Mountain alone to prove themselves, never to return until all strength had fled from them. Stone breaker old tradition dictated that at the end of his fifteenth year, a beardling would brave the White, bathe in the blood of the first animal he slew, and return wearing its hide, as a man, honed and hardened by the beast’s spirit. Most came home with the skins of rabbits or goats draped across their shoulders. Those who returned wearing the pelt of a stag and dragging its skinned corpse were heralded; those who clutched the remains of a rodent were mocked. For six years Gelick had planned this journey, and resolved that when the time came, he would settle for no less than a stag or a bear, or orc head if his kin favoured him. His was the blood of kings, and if he one day hoped to lead the quarrelsome collection of kin living under his father’s rule he would need to be equal to his lineage. He had seen his uncle Carhag Bone breaker watching him, counting the years and wondering whether Gelick would grow to be a warrior or a weakling. Carhag had been the last dwarf to return to karak-Azul dragging a stag, meat and bone and all, ten years ago. They had feasted on venison for a month. Gelick pressed on, upwards, buffeted by the whistling winds that hurtled down the Mountain, stinging his eyes and obscuring the sun to a grey halo of shadow behind a sheet of twisting snow. Flakes melted against his skin, dripping down into his long beard of gold rings and freezing again. The winds came so strong and the snow so thick that together they blotted out the sky. Gelick had no idea how high he was - did altitude mean anything when there was no summit? - nor which side of the Mountain he was on. He had begun walking straight up the eastern slope, and pray to Grungni
So many great jokes. Like the one with the brain comparison for Chorfs and Dwarves was grandiose. A lot of reused jokes but in a new format. It's like the perfect documentary on the Tarrif Warhammer Meme Universe, the TWMU.
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The Old World Geographic is back, Renewaled, with the New Narrator, the Advisor.
And this video is just a Brief, Short, Dwarf Introduction of this series, now there'll be clips or a whole long episode of it
The Goal of this Series is to Introduce Every Places in the Old World, From Naggaroth to Nippon
But to do this, I need your support to continue, please consider like and Subscribe!
I'll reveal more projects that I haven't released if this one goes good
I see Advisor trolling around as usual. This be some Tzeentchian-level magicks, to be everywhere and anywhere...even on opposites sides.
Sorry Tarriff. In my the Old Realms run (Bannerlord mod) my buddies stirlanders and me have just conquered Castle Templehof and Drakenhof (which has been granted to me). We have defeated all their armies and captured all sylvanian nobles, soon all Sylvania will be ours. Then we will force all vampires to drink hot beer instead of blood until they will become true stirlanders. 😈
SHORT???
There will be no Alliance
SHORT?!
Advisor didn't spend much time on dwarfs... their time was... SHORT!
“SHORT?!”
THAT'S A GROODGIN!!!
THAT'S GOIN IN THE BOOK
SHORT???
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET THE BOOOOK!!”
A trailer for TWW3, which we deserved and finally receive.
To be fair, this is a meme version of the 10 minute video CA put out for Immortal Empires. Which is fine, just saying Im not sure if you thought this is all new or just joked yourself.
I love how the Bretonia, a land that suppose to resemble French is just a Monty Python reference while Ork Labourers are true French plus extra.
No, no, you've got it wrong, the Brettonians just exiled people to the east, which brought the fires of revolution and proper culture to the orks of the dawi zar lands
@@wouterkessel4852
*Le Chant du Depart intensifies*
Vive nous ! Vive la WAAAAGH !
Orc labourers are the Blacks
Ork are clearly Bri'ish chaps especially after "DA WAAAAGH MANIFESTO" by Wurzag Tha Waaagh Prophet
*Durthu:* "Hello, Orion. Meet my new advisor, Timbertalk Tim."
*The Advisor:* "Now is the time to show who the true hunters of the wild are!"
*Changling:* "What? This man is a blatant intruder, Durthu!"
*Durthu:* "What man?"
*Changling:* "The one next to you, poorly disguised as a tree!"
*Durthu:* "Disguised? I don't understand."
*The Advisor:* "Orion's lack of an advisor has made him dim and suspicious, my lord."
*Durthu:* "..or maybe, he's not Orion at all! Reveal your TRUE form, fiend!"
*Changling:* "OH COME ON!"
Firstly: This seems like it would work as a real Tarriff video, good job!
Secondly: I imagine this would be even funnier if Orion knew the Changeling was trying to impersonate him, and intentionally led him into this situation as a trap.
I’m imagining the advisor as a poorly made dollar store shrub - price tag still attached.
What would happen if the advisor tried to join the changeling like he did with the Ogors My Lord
Considering how Tzeentch's followers do sometimes work to actively screwed each other over, this would make perfect sense.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
So happy to see Old World Geographic making a return.
So many memes already! Beautiful!
And the Dwarf part was the best! Shame it was so short.
SHORT?!
SHORT?!
Yet again proves that CA should make Tarriff their CEO
HOW DID I NEVER SEE THE SKAVENBLIGHT DISNEY RESEMBLANCE
And Skavenblight is still much less evil than Disney is.
Well, one of them is ruled by a being of pure evil and consists of an entire species of purely evil creatures who destroy things just for the fun of it, and the other is Skavenblight
I still can't get over how the Warhammer map is litterally earth's map but "can I copy your homework?" "Sure, just change it a bit so it no one notices"
Ulthwan being Atlantis is a nice touch.
North America being made into an untraversable blight because Mazdamundi got annoyed one day is hilarious, though it's kinda... small.
And Britain being the seat of power for the Shadow Master, Belakor is also hilarious, though, I think they forgot about Ireland... typical Brits.
Technically unrelated to the map, but Deathmaster Snikitch being trained in the ninja ways of ancient china is just the chef's kiss.
Just a few short changes
SHORT. That's a grudge
@@aprinnyonbreak1290Parts of Ulthuan are based off of Melniboné as well
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 No, Albion is Ireland, as the albion race is purely celtic based, but tis position is more iceland inspired. Bretonnia is very french but they are also british with their location and medival focus
I mean, it's different, there is coffee mug mark in Atlantic!
You sent me rolling when you underlined the fact that the dwarves have no problem writing wrongs on paper but have little success "righting" them. XD
My god, this feels like the culmination of more than just loads of Tarriff’s work. It feels like the grand tie in that brings the entire Tarriffverse together. It’s beautiful!
It's wonderful that the advisor has broken free from his god-blood addiction to be able to star in this new series. I cannot wait to see more!
Let's hope that this series won't be short.
SHORT!?
SHORT?!
I always restart my campaigns if I ever lose a battle in stirland, because dying in mud is one of the greatest humiliations a man can imagine
We need mod that builds even greater bastion walls around Stirland
Great video dude, as a Spanish myself i can confirm Estalia is very accurate
Best lore channel on UA-cam right here!
Thank you so much. I laughed so hard!
Sneaking into the Great woods dressed as a stump 🪵 priceless
As expected, Archaon the Neverchosen isn't even mentioned in the video. 10/10.
The pages of their successful reckonings is.... short. The pages Tarriff grow ever longer. ✍️📖
Good! Let them practise hand writing, maybe it will push them into inventing printers and/or typewritters so they could shorten the time wasted writing grudges
@@AleksanderDrako ✍️📖
next to araby sultanete - refuses to elaborate further ... the pain
Now I understand Louis Armstrong, What a Wonderful World.
8 mintues is a little SHORT for a masterpiece like this!
Hahaha, Tarriff, you already had the video in the deck! Hat's off to you sir.
Our Golden Age Was SHORT???!?!?!?!?!
THRONEBEARERS! A GREAT WRONG HAS BEEN WROUGHT UPON OUR KIN!
Seeing that chaos dwarf tchoo tchoo get yeeted off a building... That hurt way more than expected
What would have been amazing is if the actual voice actor for the advisor helped do this because this right here is pure perfection
"Still better than Stirland" - the recent voyage recommendation to Hell.
Old World Geographic, a show where it’ll be about how even if you are in the worst of positions, it’s still better than being a Stirlander
Wait, the Border Princes was the Balkans?
Yes amd that's why many of the Jobless Orks coem there is immigrants or Orkish employees of Dawi Zharr have their annual company funded field trips there with entertainment like acive combat
Sylvania's fight for emancipation from the brutal occupation by Stirland is a righteous cause.
Dwarfs screen time was very short compared to Chaos Dwarfs
SHORT?!@#$#$
THAT'S A GRUDGIN'
"Malikith skin is crispy and well-done" I think slaanash really really really wants to eat the witch king more then anything
The vampires literally died and came back just to resist being part of stirland
Tbf most imperial citizens would rather die than be a Stirlander
Advisor after taking random junk and making costumes with it : "a fine addition to my collection". )
Love how hard the advisor tries to blend in. They're dancing? He's dancing twice as fast. They like bears? He becomes one. Maybe all he wants is a place to call home
I want to live in the Universe where Tarriff is the Director of Warhammer3
Orc reenactment of Les Mis is something I didn't know I needed
I am so glad Skavenblight retained its off-key Disney theme haha
The Dwarves malding about constant short jokes made me genuinely laugh; I needed that today. Thank you for this, Tarriff; you're the greatest-bestest.
The disney Skavenblight deserves its own video
Both impressed and concerned how the advisor managed to become two of Luthor Harkon's personalities.
Chaos dwarfs with longer brains under their hats, peak of comedy😂
This was AWESOME! Love to see the return of Old World Geographic, especially if you're putting in this much effort! Amazing work, Tarriff!
when you said lore video I didnt expect a full night movie
This... This is real beauty... Selling your soul to Slaneesh was worth it to create this masterpiece...
This isn't even parody. This is just good documentarianism. I don't think the Old World has been described so completely and concisely. Very impressive.
The Advisor in the bat costume made me totally lose it though. 🦇
A piece of art. The parts with stirland and withe the shorts were by far the most non-short.
I have been following you content for 2 years and i just want to say that you make great content.
I don't often like. I didn't think this would be more than a compilation of other Old World Geographic skits we've already seen before.
But after seeing the effort that went into this, adding the standard Tarriff quality with a degree of quantity, I have to click the button out of respect. Well done!
The Sylvanians would rather die than join Stirland? One death is not enough to hold back the food of Stirland.
Dude! When you said you'd consider doing Lore Videos I didn't expect it to be so quickly, do you even sleep?
Love your content!
No tarriff documentary is complete without morghur dying horribly...
Not even a minute in, and this is already one of the best videos you've ever done
Loved this. The pacing was just right for an introduction to each race. The visual effects and editing was on point, and the humor was as always hilarious.
Except for all the jokes about Dawi being "short". That just felt like a...
Low blow.
*ba dum tss*
Any chance to slip in a Holy Grail joke is good in my book ^^
Honestly Tarriff. That's the biggest bangier you provided in this year!
Excellent, no notes just so Excellent. I can't imagine how long this took.
this is truly a masterpiece, glad i could learn about the old world with the advisor he is the best narrator. Too bad it was SHORT
SHORT?!
@@jagi6170 now is not the time for shortsightedness
Nice view of the Tarriff Cinematic Universe, I can't stop rewatching it !
Tariff, once again you've outdone yourself, masterful work!
Tarriff, I am looking forward to this series!
What a great introduction. Cant wait for your masterpiece.
Much love!
Hope that the coming St*rland episode doesnt get demonetized for being too scary
The Skavenblight part was just awesome! )))))
A truly glorious return to old world geographic
This is so good! Awsome!
What a fucking masterpiece, your best work so far and that is saying a lot. By this point they should just put you in the game and make you one of the Chaos gods.
I see, so Albion guards the secret power of wa-ll from norsca
5:43 I love the goblin replacing gavroche :D
You out did yourself with this one Tarfiff!
I'm looking forward on taking this journey with the Advisor, there's a lot to see after all.
Over the world edge mountains and back
The morning air was thick with cold, so sharp Gelick skybreaker could almost taste the frost on his tongue. It was the one part of him not yet numb. He had been up to his knees in snow for three days now, and each morning had woken with his furs coated by a fresh white blanket. He doubted any man had been this high up in the world's edge mountains in generations. Most of his kin crossed into the White tops just twice in their lifetimes: once to come of age, and once to die. It was the paradox of his people. Young beardlings would face the Mountain alone to prove themselves, never to return until all strength had fled from them. Stone breaker old tradition dictated that at the end of his fifteenth year, a beardling would brave the White, bathe in the blood of the first animal he slew, and return wearing its hide, as a man, honed and hardened by the beast’s spirit.
Most came home with the skins of rabbits or goats draped across their shoulders. Those who returned wearing the pelt of a stag and dragging its skinned corpse were heralded; those who clutched the remains of a rodent were mocked. For six years Gelick had planned this journey, and resolved that when the time came, he would settle for no less than a stag or a bear, or orc head if his kin favoured him. His was the blood of kings, and if he one day hoped to lead the quarrelsome collection of kin living under his father’s rule he would need to be equal to his lineage. He had seen his uncle Carhag Bone breaker watching him, counting the years and wondering whether Gelick would grow to be a warrior or a weakling. Carhag had been the last dwarf to return to karak-Azul dragging a stag, meat and bone and all, ten years ago. They had feasted on venison for a month. Gelick pressed on, upwards, buffeted by the whistling winds that hurtled down the Mountain, stinging his eyes and obscuring the sun to a grey halo of shadow behind a sheet of twisting snow. Flakes melted against his skin, dripping down into his long beard of gold rings and freezing again. The winds came so strong and the snow so thick that together they blotted out the sky. Gelick had no idea how high he was - did altitude mean anything when there was no summit? - nor which side of the Mountain he was on. He had begun walking straight up the eastern slope, and pray to Grungni
Skavenblight as Disneyland is one of hte funniest things ever lmao. Question is, which one is truly more horrifying place??
Disnayland
You have to admit the advisor has the best job and has the best disguises in the entire campaigns 😂😂
Jesus Tariff did you do this in a single day? Maybe lay off the warpstone buddy
Hey now, maybe he just had those those skaven “interns” work overtime.
Ko-Ko-Kostaltin never fails to bring a smile. What an absolute piece of art.
So many great jokes. Like the one with the brain comparison for Chorfs and Dwarves was grandiose. A lot of reused jokes but in a new format.
It's like the perfect documentary on the Tarrif Warhammer Meme Universe, the TWMU.
It's returned! Can't wait for the final update once all factions released
Old World Geographic is back!!! Yes-yes! Best-greatest ever!!!
SHORT? SHOORT?!??! IT'S BOOK TIME!!!
Gosh I loved that Estalia part!
damn that skevan blight is caught me off guard and its too good.
I don't know how much I need this in my live until now.
“Ha you can’t get me up here you can’t reach!”
*the gyrobombers 200lb bomb*
This is your best work so far man
Beautiful video.
BY ULRIC !!!! YOU MAD LAD YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I WAS WAITING FOR THAT !
2:23 Ahahah is genius. Full of witty jokes and references
It looks like it took a lot of time and effort ! Love it :D
The Skavenblight part had me nearly dying of laughter
This was hype. So cool to see all the memes in one while holistic video.
SkavenBlight was truly wonderful, yes-yes!
Thanks for the video. Excited for more.
Now this is truly premium content, unlike some DLC
Finally! The true documentary
Danke!
Thank you so much for your support!
@@Tarriff you rock!
This is absolutely amazing
This series is going to be awesome also ... Ogres My Lord
It is so good ! Both cool, Lore plentyful, and filled with your own memy universe