This is How You DON'T Play Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2024
- Sorry for the astronomical wait, but finally, TIHYDP Sly 3 is here! Watch behind your hands as Phil takes on new nemeses, like the PSN loading screen, buggy disappearing pirates and the worst final boss of a Sly game thus far... You'll have to see it to believe it. As of now, comments will not be implemented in my videos unless they are very important or very funny, as it slows down the whole process.
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time is next!
take a shot everytime he says "I pressed circle".
CUM AAAAAAAHN!
Cicrle! Circle, not square!
I laughed pretty hard at the "Great, now we've got a cripple and a blind woman" bit.
Take a drink every time he says "CUH-MAAAAAAAAAHN!"
Actually dont, because I dont want to be responsible for someone's death.
we'll probably be too drunk to notice him do stuff or we would probably have passed out.
Bet Anna said that after Elsa sent her away on a small ice boat down the Okanagan river.
"Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentleman callers than the operator." I laughed so hard at that line back when I played this.
Not even a minute in....
"I'm a master of stealth."
*Looks back at the all the stealth games he's played*
Right. Master of stealth my ass! If you're the master of stealth, I'm the Queen of England.
I want to say it was clear sarcasm, but with phil you never know, he definettly didn't say it in a joking tone
LordKamina2 Just to clear things up, he was saying it in an ironic way. See for yourself. ua-cam.com/video/LoNHifD6C9Q/v-deo.html
EllisNet
I was 99% sure he was being ironic, but with his ego there is always that 1%
LordKamina2 The irony of that is his ego is more than 1%.
Jack Spicer
I was saying that there was a 1% chance it wasn't irony
Little does Phil realise if it wasn't for these "2 hour hate montages", Phil wouldn't have half the viewers he has.
1:00:19 An actual bug that phil found thats rare
This also happened in Sly 2 and Sly 4. Once per game. All of his complaints about bugs were false, except for one in each game.
That happen to me before I just died instead of starting the mission over.
Seeing this makes me want to blaze through the whole game in 3 hours again.
Did you know you were in a game when it was happening?
Current record is 6h+
@@jth5726 I don't know why you replied to a 6-year-old comment, but congratulations. You caught me. I was exaggerating.
@@SlyCoopergraff I know, it wasn't meant to be taken as a callout or anything bad. What's odd about replying to an old comment?
You just got roasted man LOL
11:09 when the guard said "What you stupid?" I thought "yeah he's very stupid" lmao
Cyrus M Jonason the irony is high in this one line. Then dsp goes "what I'm smart dood c'maaaaan!"
Ironkevman 151 lmao
The next video needs a burp counter and an "I pressed circle!" counter.
Coonfoot Productions and an "I don't know what to do" counter
53:12 HULK SMASH!
Is it really that hard, Phil? Is it?
God this playthrough is just.. ugh.
I love the "oh hell no" sample xD
I love when after he fails his reaction he says it like this WHAT!!!!????
I honestly dont hate phil. I just hate the things he does like not paying attention, offensive jokes and most importantly blaming the game. Im still looking forward to sly 4 fails though hehehe.
Agreed. I don't think a person should be hated for being bad at video games, if anything it makes for hilarious content lol
Lol I've played this game so many times and never noticed that the elephants in the beginning have wings 😂😂
The only thing i agree with phil on is how hard the RC missions are
True
I don't know why, but the Finnish dub of this game is more professional and fitting sounding.
why thank you :)
Yea I think so too! I love Sly's Finnish voice actor
Asia selvä siideri
"now I'm gonna lose monstrous damage cuz I fall" **loses a speck of health**
This and Jak and Daxter were my childhood 8 year old me had no problems with this yet he makes it look like dark souls
Lol, major facepalm when he tried to check trophies
Marius Karlsen why would he include that? I know dsp said he does raw, real gameplay that btw sucks, but that was ridiculous.
When I heard him say "I thought pizza wasn't invented in Italy" I thought he meant that Italy doesn't have pizzas, because that's just what I've come to expect from Phil.
I love this game. I love all the sly coopers.But i really think they should make sly cooper 5.
ok
Nadalyn Ravoi Definitely. Sanzaru can't leave Sly stranded in ancient Egypt
nigel dixie so true and I don't care how much time it takes.. they just need to do it
And just like JoJo's part 5 adaption that'll never happen :(
@@dragonslayermasterornstein83 well, since that's happening now maybe sly cooper 5 can happen too!
44:31-46:58 watch as DSP fails the combat in a game designed for children
09:20 this man will kill an enemy, go out of his way to collect his coins, and then act surprised to turn around and see Bentley is being attacked
When I got to General Tsao, he reminded me of DSP a bit. Good thing I wasn't the only one.
Wow, just even a few seconds in and I'm already pissed off...
OMG the part in the cold alliance with Penelope's car mission is just fuckin hilarous
1:23:22 Dude, Sucker Punch did *not* develop Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time. Sanzaru Games did. And they got the greenlight from Sly Cooper's true owner (Sony Computer Entertainment).
Nothing like my 2nd favorite Ps2 game being played by "one of the best gamer in the East Coast".
8:20 The way Sly stumbles there is almost organic. XD
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OVER THE INTRO
23:20 Also mad me laugh.
24:10 That's pretty damn powerful stun gun...
25:22 what was that?
It's so funny when he says he hates the car missions but they are one of my favorite moments (as in gameplay) from sly 3 xD well everyone has their strenghts and weaknesses :D the bad thing is that DPS's weaknesses are everything regarding games and humor :P
Oh and I have to know a few things.
Has he done any of these games
Conkers Bad Fur Day.
Any Spyro of the original Spyro trilogy.
Any of the Sonic games(mainly the 3-D ones, I haven't played the ones on the genesis much really.).
Or well any games similar to those.
If yes on any of those choices, has anyone done and tihydp montages on them.
What program do you use to download the videos.
If he's done any of those I'd want to do one for them. No matter how painful it'll be to watch through the play throughs. Especially the first one. Sure I've only beaten it once on both systems. But I think that would count as being able to make it. Least I think so.
Most of them, to be honest.
Wow an actual bug 1;00;35
"You bounce on cheese what?"-DSP
Master of Stealth? Yeah, more like Master of Fail. This playthrough shows it all. With every fail after another, it begs the question. Will Phil improve in another stealth game? The is answer is truly no. Ever since the Metal Gear trilogy Solid he plays the Sly Cooper series like its Call Of Duty. 35:12 That's why Chinese are pissed off and want to give Phil the Rising Tiger Uppercut to the face and the Dragon Drop Kick. It was painful watching the playthrough of Phil's failures and I called this Phil's FAILTHROUGH. I'm looking forward to more TIHYDP videos coming soon. Phil will continue to be in a delusional state and the expose train will continue to run. Now I know why the KWO was created in the first place and I am in the front row seat. Well...sorta. Anyone want the THIS IS HOW YOU DON'T PLAY SLY COOPER 4 MADE BEFORE CHRISTMAS? I am certainly looking forward to that.
Can someone give this man a cookie? Cause i agree wholeheartedly and I hate when DipShitPhil goes full egotard and says he's a "master" yet he sucks at every game he plays, even the easiest games.
Phil doesn't deserve "To Zanarkand" though
I absolutely couldnt when he fucked up the disguise password like are you kidding me? Welp he's just completely fucked one of my favorite franchises. Great.
Ok I know this sounds stupid, but with their little marker things, Sly is a raccoon, I always thought that bentlys was a purse when I was younger.
30:45 "Oh hell no!"
Phil: creepily "Yeaas!"
Perfect timing lol
39:57 that wasn't her either...XD
These Oh HELL NO's are killing me lmao
7:56 your not handicapped your handycapable😂😂😂😂
*enemy does a different attack for the first time* "Whaaaat? He didn't use that attack before" no shit Sherlock
Phil loses as Carmelita. Who has a ranged basic attack and is the strongest character in the game.
Then he tries to break the pipes with the regular attack. I saw this scene for the first time and knew he had to use bombs.
"These trees are blocking my way" while cutting them with a single swipe.
The EVA clip exposed his hypocrisy.
Suicide to restart? I get flashbacks from his Crash fails.
In the dragon fight he complains all the time. Even when he lands hits. No words.
About the VR missions, I thought I was bad at driving at games.
"Monstrous damage because of falling" Do you mean slight bonus damage?
Seriously, who complains about a strong final boss?
But the highlight belongs to you. You used "Oh hell no" while the Black Baron was on-screen. Have you played MadWorld?
Phil usually makes terrible jokes and is all around not funny, but the joke about Lieutenant Kentucky Fried at 38:10 was pretty good.
54:29 DSP experiences bugged dragon mechanics. LOL.
59:17 phil reads the text on the screen. Can someone explain what phil did wrong here there was 6 words he read them? Other wise I'm just gonna look at the irony where the editor failed to see what DSP saw.
Okay, I admit that I wasn't sure about this one when I put it in. Its just I have never heard anyone pronouncing 'Caribbean' in that way. But if some cultures pronounce it that way, then I apologise for my oversight.
I don't know what your culture is, but I'm American and I've always pronounced it like he did. Unfortunately DSP and I share that one thing in common.
Yeah, I'm british and we pronounce it different, just a genuine derp on my part lol
39:55 - you're a derp too mate, it wasn't even her, she's the opposite way :P
No doubt he's gonna play RAC 3: Up Your Arsenal and Jak 3 soon.
Thanks a lot for this. Good god he was bad at parts that were not that hard.
The dragon boss fight is hard to watch. Its sad how bad someone is at a kids game
1:05:12 Ok, that was funny.
Phil should be hired as a bug explorer.. X') he finds them ALL... and the non existant ones too !
after having watched all parts of these now there has been countless number of times where I've gone "How is Phil THIS stupid?" but somehow the thing that infuriates me the most is how EVERYTIME. WITHOUT FAIL. He always forgets to hold circle against walls to scoot along them and he just falls into water or his death. Bro has the memory of a goldfish.
DSP is TRYING to toot his own horn in the beginning
At 25:13 when you said "Murray will take his pants off". Well, he doesn't HAVE any
pants.
You should of did a Jack Sarrow disgust picture at 59:24 There's many.
Video just starts and he’s talking about sneaking stealth and not being detected... well I’m guessing he’ll last five minutes tops of trying to do that.
I just beat this game for 6th time today so if anyone can criticize him it's me :P
I beat this game 100times a year so if anyone can criticize him ITS ME!
+UmbreonKingdom when i was a kid it was the Talk of Pirates cuz i didnt know english very well at that time
+Ssuperbom I think anyone older than 4 can criticize him for the majority of things he does
@@LuckGamerOfficial Oh me too! It was infernal because the swear words are ramdom, so when i tried to do the same with the walkthrough i got frustrated. But like a month later i got through. My only problem with Talk of the Pirate is the amount you have to memorize, but it's a really fun mission.
Omg what's that little beat in the beginning? I was really feeling that, oddly enough lol.
Gotta give him credit for that intro though. That was pretty funny.
And here I thought Phil sucking at the first two Sly Cooper games wasn't painful enough...
Come on we he said that stuff at the beginning he was kidding, anyone who say the TIHYDP of MGS: 5 knows what he said after that. thats all im saying
Every time the distasteful joke counter came up i laughed
11:06 I think the guard was talking to Phil.
at the start it's easy to assume bentley, after all bentley breaks sly out in the last game. him being wrong is one thing and stupid is another. gotta be fair.
I just came from a video where Phil played r&c 2. And I got so damn pissed throughout the entire video. But I'm so scared to watch this now, cause Sly 3 was my childhood. I seriously can't remember how many times I beat the game, and with my decent skills in this, I know I won't complete this video..
crashinator1 How can you even watch that many 😂 and i haven't watched Jak 2 but if it's just half as bad as r&c2 i wont even consider it
00:01 Bull, Bull, and much 'MORE' Bull...
Wing elephants dsp dont you know those are ears
4:15-Did he really say that after Sly watched the Fiendish Five kill his dad?
10:33-This franchise has alcohol, smoking, a giant owl’s organs and body parts and people dying. I mean we saw Connor Cooper get killed by the Fiendish Five and Neyla kill Arpeggio. Hell, both Carmelita and Neyla are sexualized a bit judging by what they’re wearing. Sly Cooper is one of those franchise that not really a kids game due to some of the graphic imagery. All that’s missing is Sly and his gang swearing, same goes for Carmelita and members of the Fiendish Five and Klaww Gang.
13:04-And thus many Carmelita porn comics were inspired by this
13:13-Why does DSP hate Bentley? I mean all he does is mock this poor turtle at every turn.
20:53-Says the guy who mocked Bentley for “missing his ability to withhold an erection”.
23:22-Sly does have feelings for Carmelita, but he wouldn’t take advantage of her.
24:27-If that actually happened, then they would have been disqualified.
28:54-Was Murray referring to Muggshot or DSP?
30:21-Penelope is a Dutch Mouse.
30:44-I think the game played it safe when it implied that Muggshot’s mother was a whore.
30:54-We have enough creepy furry fans of this franchise, DSP is just giving them more dark and disturbing ideas.
35:22-Ah yes to China, where DSP mocked their culture.
43:14-Says the guy who treated his Ex girlfriend like crap, make a lot of sex jokes and an all around sexist pig.
1:06:55-That sounded really inappropriate in a situation like this. Also how old is Penelope?
1:14:42-I had no problems beating the Vault Mission in this game, unlike DSP who keeps failing at every turn.
"I'm a master of stealth."
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty called. Remember how you blew cover constantly in the tutorial/first level, Phil? No? How about Metal Gear Solid 3 where almost everything out of your mouth was "fucking Kojima?" Or the first two Sly games where you kept being detected in the most basic of missions, like getting spotted by a flashlight guard in the tutorial mission in The Black Chateau?
+Darth Nox He was being ironic about it, not serious.
Gamefan56 I think he was being serious, honestly. Phil is very egotistical and thinks he's the absolute best at everything even though evidence points to the contrary.
Darth Nox That statement was made in 2014, after his MGS play trough where he said himself he was terrible at stealth games. This was meant as an ironic joke.
+Darth Nox For once I gotta stand up for Phil he qas quite clearly being ironic here he even admits ((pre gameplay that he sucks at stealth games))
that intro made me Sick no joke got a bad cold just from hearing that Bullshit XD
0:27 this man is delusional
I don't mean that as an insult, I honestly believe this man is insane
but it's so fucking funny that I hope he doesn't get help
He was being sarcastic. I know with DSP you can't tell but yeah it's sarcasm
General Phil and Pandalee…
Y'know, he says he's been enjoying the series so at least he's having fun?
Idk. This game looks very rage inducing with all those failure prone missions and horrendous knockbacks.
@@wii1245 it's not. This man is notoriously bad at games. He makes it look much harder than it is.
4:07
He was doing it for the viewers, come on.
1:22:19 Are you sure they are easy lets go back to the start *flashbacks Happens* Wow Phil You Suck at every boss fight
phil's boss battles r so anti-climactic, his fails make it so boring
while I agree the combat could of been crisper, sly could of been given a considerable buff for being underpowered, bosses had way too much health VS. damage ratio and lack of checkpoints was relentless, and the minigames for the mostpart were not the strongpoint, I only died due to mostly learning curves. DSP died cause everything was his fault or him being lazy. Thieves in time imrpoved on everything sly 3 did and better, but oh wait, he's probably gonna bitchslap that two, so why bother?
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Thanks for making this (this is my favorite game)
Honestly the worst part of this video isn't even Phil, its all the annoying pop ups with sound this guy puts in the video
26:20 LMAO
38:24
Ironic, ent'it?
what did you use to get his vid? this is awesome.
A little tool called The UA-cam Video Downloader. Unfortunately, its kinda unreliable, so I recommend it with caution.
EllisNet thanks keep making vids and adding those comments with them lol
7:55 Distasteful joke #4
I beated this game in a day with no trouble at all
24;52 what was your first clue
where can I find the whole playthrough
*First Gameplay of 2013*
*Video uploaded at the end of 2014*
K
Awesome video!
WORST GAMER AWARD GOES TOOOOO?!?!?!
53:10 57:51 HULK SMASH!!!!
He totally sucks at the Dr. M fight.
57:55
Yo sly Stop burning yourself are you at pancake?😂
Dirty joke timestamps?
59:18 is it not called the Caribbean Sea?
Yeah that confused me as well.
wtf fuck whas bentley doing here 8:49
Jesus i was 7 when this came out and i was still better than phill