This is How You DON'T Play GTA III (Shoggoth Edition)

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  • @MrCcall11
    @MrCcall11 8 років тому +260

    Is anyone else dying of laughter at the thought of a guy just sitting in his home with the window open, while he's watching tv and every so often he hears a *TINK* ... *EXPLOSION* outside and some guy yelling "THIS IS STUPID I CAN'T GET IT IN THE WINDOW!" Then this keeps up for another 4 hours until the grenade lands in his house.

    • @GameGodHunter
      @GameGodHunter 8 років тому +6

      Cal Cali how many times did u beat gta 3

    • @Lucas02000
      @Lucas02000 4 роки тому +12

      Phil would be a horrible hitman haha.

    • @deathtrooper2048
      @deathtrooper2048 3 роки тому +7

      @@Lucas02000 It's harder than it looks

    • @Lucas02000
      @Lucas02000 3 роки тому +4

      @@deathtrooper2048 Its still funny nonetheless but the trick is to line up your guys arm with the window.

    • @podurt2557
      @podurt2557 3 роки тому +4

      @@deathtrooper2048 I've beaten GTA 3 multiple times and every time i've done that mission i've managed to get it in the window either on the first or second try, it's really not that hard

  • @TheKingOfScrub
    @TheKingOfScrub 9 років тому +159

    18:23 DSP -"I'll give her a reason to be hot tonight! ;) *BELCH*" Yeah Phil you're a regular Casanova.

    • @MrMcKane
      @MrMcKane 9 років тому +35

      PandaLee likes classy guys i presume.

    • @xxxsukit
      @xxxsukit 9 років тому +8

      MrMcKane
      Classy guys with a lot of money.

    • @MrMcKane
      @MrMcKane 9 років тому +6

      ***** But DSP says he is constantly struggling for money, why else does he need to be reminding his fans of his Patreon page.

    • @TheKingOfScrub
      @TheKingOfScrub 9 років тому +8

      MrMcKane
      He struggles to pay for her luxurious lifestyle because she want to eat out at fancy resturants go on trips and stay in the most expensive hotel suites.

    • @NoLifeBrine
      @NoLifeBrine 9 років тому +2

      Phil is being a big man alright. Showing up his "manly" burps. XD

  • @SSofIreland
    @SSofIreland 9 років тому +188

    1:21:55 - "I guess I gotta use a boat?"
    Very next scene, taxi's in the water. Phil really rode that train of logic all the way to the end.

  • @pleasesubscribedad
    @pleasesubscribedad 7 років тому +97

    That adult swim intro you made probably took more effort than DSP has put into his entire career.

  • @therealryangranger4887
    @therealryangranger4887 2 роки тому +24

    1:09:12 “Now I’m stuck in Portland on foot”- Phil; the day that his girlfriend took his precious car to have a panic attack

  • @TheUltimateBastich
    @TheUltimateBastich 8 років тому +105

    Still can't believe he shat on Scarface OST, but then, he said Queen is shit.
    Imagine Phil playing GTA1 or GTA London. Rage quit for sure.

    • @mizukihozakai7417
      @mizukihozakai7417 6 років тому +12

      Rage quit? I doubt he'd even get the hang of the controls.

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 5 років тому +10

      @Crystal Logik he's dogshit as a whole.

    • @Strider114
      @Strider114 4 роки тому +6

      Okay some of the music is kinda trash in III but Scarface ost is one of there best jah radio as well and oh yeah chatter box

    • @drankhorrigan
      @drankhorrigan 2 місяці тому

      Talking shit about Phil for his gaming is one thing but being butthurt that he doesn’t like the same things as you do is plain weird

  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives 7 років тому +141

    32:00 mafia guys with shotguns = car instantly explodes

    • @thisisturtim
      @thisisturtim 6 років тому +6

      is that the real gggmanlives?

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 6 років тому +27

      Yeah I always thought that was bullshit. You basically have to do everything in Saint Mark's before doing Sayonara Salvatore if you wanna 100% the game without having a stroke.

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 6 років тому +6

      +Rbo SMF Land Mines weren't really a thing. There was plans of one in Vice City and VCS, but they were cut beta weapons.

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 6 років тому +6

      Nothing he could do,Sonny Jim,dis is fucking STOOPID !

    • @TheNexDude
      @TheNexDude 4 роки тому +1

      He's done this stupid shit so many times. In VC he straight up got in a car directly in front of dudes clearly shooting at it.

  • @WhenItsOverTBM
    @WhenItsOverTBM 8 років тому +60

    The transition that happens after 2:34 had me literally laughing out loud

  • @GrimFox47
    @GrimFox47 8 років тому +73

    My absolute favorite part of this LP has got to be at 30:08 it takes him WAAAAY to long to realize that the trucks he was using to block in 8 Ball disappeared. Way too funny

  • @drankhorrigan
    @drankhorrigan 2 місяці тому +3

    I love when he says he’s gonna steal a car in front of a cop then calls it bullshit when he gets busted right after by the same cop

  • @calummacdonald6115
    @calummacdonald6115 8 років тому +50

    I find DSP's limited vocabulary incredibly irritating. Hearing that whiny voice go "OMG DIS IS SOOO STOOOOPID" after the 5th or 6th time starts to resemble nails going down a chalkboard. Has he ever read a dictionary before?

  • @courtneyvaldez7903
    @courtneyvaldez7903 9 років тому +65

    Every time he says "Come on!" my brain bleeds. These Don't Plays are physically painful.

    • @keezymann4655
      @keezymann4655 5 років тому +1

      58:12

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 5 років тому +6

      CAHMAN DOOD

    • @ultraninja_19
      @ultraninja_19 Рік тому

      Then don't watch it

    • @pedrxhenrique
      @pedrxhenrique Рік тому +1

      @@ultraninja_19 are you for real? you’re a DSP fan? I tought these videos were memes. You’re weird dude.

    • @ultraninja_19
      @ultraninja_19 Рік тому

      @@pedrxhenrique I mean I think his videos of him being bad at games are funny. His rage moments are too hilirious. I don't see laughing at something weird and I didn't say I was a dsp fan by any means.

  • @DETRACT0RD00M
    @DETRACT0RD00M 9 місяців тому +10

    When TIHYDP was still good and not ruined by chat hand-holding..

  • @jeff4118
    @jeff4118 7 років тому +25

    1:33:18 Phil clipped through the floor to his death in a real glitch, but he's more concerned about the fact he drove onto the bridge too late and flipped the car because he was being an impatient ass.

  • @MrMcKane
    @MrMcKane 9 років тому +159

    Seriously, is Phil's brain in his rectum or something?
    I breezed through 95% of this game when i was 14 years old.

    • @ThatOldShoggoth
      @ThatOldShoggoth  9 років тому +27

      MrMcKane If you want to cringe even further, be sure to check out TiHYDP Vice City by Devin Diablo Griffin and TiHYDP San Andreas by ChaffXGrenade.

    • @MrMcKane
      @MrMcKane 9 років тому +9

      ThatOldShoggoth Seen both of them, equally filled to bursting with face-palm worthy moments.

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 9 років тому +14

      ThatOldShoggoth Phil just likes to ruin awesome game franchises, GTA for one

    • @riokamichika1101
      @riokamichika1101 7 років тому +13

      Yeah, especially considering that I beat those games with no real problem.
      And I'm half of Phil's age.

    • @EvanSchatz
      @EvanSchatz 6 років тому +11

      GTA3 was definitely the hardest GTA game in that generation but this dude takes it to a new level, he just absolutely refuses to read game text or think anything through

  • @supermariobro93
    @supermariobro93 6 років тому +21

    *_"YOU...USELESS BASTARD!"_*
    Ray describing Phil's entire UA-cam career in a nutshell, heh.

  • @masterbison8957
    @masterbison8957 6 років тому +37

    During the game:"Dis is so STOOPID,MAHN ! So dumb.Dis sucks.Aaaaaaaaaagh." During the credits:"Oh,my God ! This is the best game ever ! It's simply godlike !"

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 9 місяців тому +1

      Legitimately every game Phail has ever played

    • @unchi1999
      @unchi1999 4 місяці тому

      @@DETRACT0RD00MUh no, That's exactly how i feel when playing GTA 3

    • @Jareb_Delgado
      @Jareb_Delgado 4 місяці тому

      @@unchi1999 nice try, DSP

    • @unchi1999
      @unchi1999 4 місяці тому

      @@Jareb_Delgado 🤫🤫🤫

    • @unchi1999
      @unchi1999 4 місяці тому

      @@Jareb_Delgado 🤫🤫🤫🤫

  • @dirkoftheblaze2352
    @dirkoftheblaze2352 6 років тому +26

    When he drove the limo into the river I lost it.

    • @yumikomiura88
      @yumikomiura88 6 років тому +8

      And that's what happens when you don't know how to handle brakes. Or steering.
      Or basic driving mechanics.

  • @legionofdoom2009
    @legionofdoom2009 9 років тому +71

    The grenade mission right around the 1 hour mark had me in tears, I was laughing so hard! XD

    • @lsrproductions
      @lsrproductions 9 років тому +5

      i was lucky that i beat that mission on pc it is way easier

    • @nickknockxd9691
      @nickknockxd9691 8 років тому +9

      +LSR Gaming That mission is a BITCH on mobile.

  • @N1xon45
    @N1xon45 9 місяців тому +9

    It's always so funny to see the cars he uses go from immaculate to "just left a demolition derby" pretty much immediately. He literally cannot drive it's scary for those living in the Renton area...

  • @IbukiMiodaa24
    @IbukiMiodaa24 11 місяців тому +6

    1:13:49 is an underrated moment... From the way he says "OH KAHM AWN!" to the way his Stallion instantly catches fire after the cop pushes him off.. everything is comedy gold

  • @drbazooka5907
    @drbazooka5907 8 років тому +147

    I take full pride in the fact that I beat this game legit unlike Phil

    • @osamudazai427
      @osamudazai427 7 років тому +33

      I'm pretty sure many people beat this without cheats.

    • @drbazooka5907
      @drbazooka5907 7 років тому +17

      Osamu Dazai Phil didn't though.

    • @DEATHFLAME246
      @DEATHFLAME246 5 років тому +24

      I beat this game legit on a fucking cell phone 😂😂😂

    • @TheMcKayFiles
      @TheMcKayFiles 3 роки тому

      @@osamudazai427 I did this past summer.

    • @deathtrooper2048
      @deathtrooper2048 2 роки тому

      @@DEATHFLAME246 That doesn't count, the phone version ahs checkpoints and even a map

  • @GoIdLeopard
    @GoIdLeopard 8 років тому +27

    24:49 "Hurry the hell up!" lol epic

  • @CampionBun
    @CampionBun 9 років тому +144

    Surprised he was able to beat this game, even with cheats.

    • @ThatOldShoggoth
      @ThatOldShoggoth  9 років тому +27

      Madnam If you want some real ineptitude, check out Chaff's TiHYDP San Andreas. It's the breaking point of the GTA LP marathon he did.

    • @sleeping_giant0620
      @sleeping_giant0620 9 років тому

      ThatOldShoggoth DSP was doing surprisingly well at the beginning of the game,and around part 90.

    • @ThatOldShoggoth
      @ThatOldShoggoth  9 років тому +8

      Agreed, everything was leading to San Andreas...

    • @sleeping_giant0620
      @sleeping_giant0620 9 років тому +3

      ThatOldShoggoth GTA San Andreas and Silent Hill 4 are the least painful playthroughs made by him.

    • @sleeping_giant0620
      @sleeping_giant0620 9 років тому +14

      Daniel Leggatt Yes,definitely a 2013 game is better than a 2001 game because it's newer and much more popular,I love the people that say it.

  • @MDFT2000
    @MDFT2000 8 років тому +29

    I literally did not know you could fail "Waka-Gashira Wipeout!" by killing all the witnesses. I have never had it happen.

  • @Pain007Productions
    @Pain007Productions 5 років тому +18

    at 30:08 it took him 6 seconds to realize that the cars vanished. I bet everyone saw that instantly haha.

  • @notfreeman6809
    @notfreeman6809 6 років тому +10

    17:12
    *Claude dies*
    Helicopter Cop: YOU'RE DEAD BIG BOY

  • @bsmit208
    @bsmit208 9 років тому +35

    I love the very few bugs Phil does experience or little minor problems as a personal insult. Like the developers have come to his house and slapped him in the face.

  • @Cerstani
    @Cerstani 9 років тому +9

    @58:06-
    "I'm driving at full fucking speed across the island"
    "Welcome to the limit!"

  • @PinkFloydrulez
    @PinkFloydrulez 8 років тому +19

    "im gonna give her a reason to be hot tonight *burp*"

  • @HuskyVerbatim
    @HuskyVerbatim 9 років тому +23

    DSP's nonsense during the credits was genuinely repulsive. I feel unclean now.

  • @Paranomalous
    @Paranomalous 9 років тому +6

    1:01:43 - " I'm actually buying forty grenades because it might actually fuckin take that many." The funniest thing he's ever said and he doesn't realize it.

  • @TIR8013
    @TIR8013 9 років тому +45

    TBH, in a way, I can't really blame Phil in some of the missions. Sure, he still acts like a fucking stoned goldfish most of the time where as others can succeed in a heartbeat, but there are some missions that can be a bitch to get through. Hell, even with cheats, this game will try to make you it's slave.
    But one thing that I despise him for, is him dissing the Scarface OST (Flashback Radio Station).
    NO. YOU DONT DO THAT. YOU JUST FUCKING DONT. BAD PHILL, BAD!

    • @OmegaCoolsterDX
      @OmegaCoolsterDX 8 років тому +4

      +The Insane Gamer he disses most of the radio stations, you can say that GTA 3 didn't aged as well as Vice City or San Andreas, but hell, radio stations are amazing in GTA 3 and are one of my favorites in the series

    • @juanjimenez5578
      @juanjimenez5578 8 років тому

      +The Insane Gamer I know where you try to go... but there's a reason they're called Cheats... I completed this game without cheats when I was fucking 11. Why can't a grown man do the same?

    • @disneyerapowerrangers2923
      @disneyerapowerrangers2923 8 років тому

      +Juan Jiménez well for me i use cheats for this game because there is no large map and i don't play this game enough to memorize the design.

    • @TIR8013
      @TIR8013 8 років тому +1

      disney era power rangers Yeah, same here. It's not the main reason, but it contributes to the sometimes BS difficulty.

    • @foxhound6364
      @foxhound6364 8 років тому

      +Juan Jiménez I was about to say this exact thing. I was 11 when the game came out, and sure, there are slightly frustrating parts, but I beat it before turning 12.

  • @ccc44413
    @ccc44413 6 років тому +8

    26:09 "Get a good vantage point then i'll commit suicide cos i'm a fuckin idiot" 26:51 *commits suicide 😅😅😅

  • @keezymann4655
    @keezymann4655 7 років тому +19

    58:12 y did he sound like he was about to cry after he said that XD

  • @TheSpectre2300
    @TheSpectre2300 9 років тому +21

    1:16:55 I didn't even know you could fail like that!!!!

    • @lsrproductions
      @lsrproductions 9 років тому +1

      me too,maybe we shouldn't kill all of the yakuzas who protecting kenji

    • @Mineycart
      @Mineycart 7 років тому

      Spectre2300 same

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 4 роки тому +9

    "This is the worst mission
    So stoopid!"
    Every GTA mission

  • @CartmanKusanagi
    @CartmanKusanagi 8 років тому +51

    This has to be one of the saltiest playthroughs in general for Phil. Enjoyed every second of this TIHYDP. Kudos!
    Also, DSP just started Liberty City Stories today and I'm thinking about doing a TIHYDP of my own for it. Any advice for a newbie at this?

    • @leoblackwood8380
      @leoblackwood8380 8 років тому +2

      Go fucking crazy and fuck up jis logic and add in some funny comments in th4 video while you're at it

    • @ronaldmichaels3280
      @ronaldmichaels3280 8 років тому +9

      bro his lcs play through is 10x saltier than this

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 3 роки тому

      Glad you went through with TIHYDP! I look forward to watching it

  • @sanrock08
    @sanrock08 9 років тому +44

    I admit I'm not that good at GTA games, but I don't remember being this bad at them. Some of these hard missions I managed to complete on my second or third try. This guy needs TEN to do them.

  • @saintjhon4294
    @saintjhon4294 6 років тому +10

    legends say phil is still chasing that speed boat in the ocean till this day

  • @CallMeJetson
    @CallMeJetson 3 роки тому +6

    4:23 “it’s fine with me, he doesn’t know I’m after him”
    *Cuts to Triads Shooting At & Chasing Him”
    “Fuck This Get Back In The Car” 😂😂😂😂

  • @wolfofgod2230
    @wolfofgod2230 7 років тому +2

    Thank you for making this, man. This made my day so much better.

  • @abandoninplace2751
    @abandoninplace2751 6 років тому +12

    This is one of the most embarrassing things i have ever forced myself to watch, but 1:07:50 is simply priceless

  • @fanana_bishh
    @fanana_bishh 9 років тому +29

    The fact that I beat this game when I was in the 3rd grade and I'm watching a man much older fail at it with such precision is a sad reality.

    • @ThatOldShoggoth
      @ThatOldShoggoth  9 років тому +14

      If you want to cringe even further, there's also a TiHYDP of Vice City and San Andreas (made by other people).

    • @eddtard2686
      @eddtard2686 9 років тому +1

      ThatOldShoggoth I know this comment is old. But, have you seen his Crash Bandicoot playthrough? I think it even tops his GTA 3 one now. It's so painful to watch.

  • @flariz4824
    @flariz4824 7 років тому +5

    21:28
    (Runs over some random poor dude, wanted level rises)
    "Oh cmon that was an accident!"
    I would love to see how well that would work in real life LMAO.

    • @7gdnz
      @7gdnz 4 роки тому

      Flariz yeah, nothing in the road made him swerve, he meant to swerve after losing the wanted level

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 4 роки тому +5

    I swear the "push it to the limit" song is a bad omen for Phil, it always ends badly for him shortly after.

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 4 роки тому +4

      Same goes for "It's Like That" by Run-DMC.

  • @dntremad8290
    @dntremad8290 6 років тому +8

    Leave it to Phil to always discover all secret ways to fail in a game

  • @hermancastaneda2643
    @hermancastaneda2643 6 років тому +5

    That laugh at 10:32 though

  • @JennyTheNerdBat
    @JennyTheNerdBat 9 років тому +7

    To be honest, the game can be really frustrating and dated compared to other GTA games of 3D verse, like Vice City or San Andreas. Flimsier cars, no way to jump from a burning vehicle, no health restore in save location, lots of cheap deaths due to overly aggressive gang mechanics (sometimes you can even be shot at the spawn point), and what's most irritating to me, there is no way to view the full in-game map, meaning that you really need to remember or write down important locations like ambulance and Ammu-Nation. I understand the historical significance of this game and all that stuff, but nowadays it can be a huge pain in the ass to actually play, so it's one of those rare occasions where I don't blame Phil for sucking. He's still an asshole, though .з.

  • @MELODE_TH
    @MELODE_TH 7 років тому +5

    Love how he was at the gun range learning to aim and shoot, then video cuts to him getting fucked up in a gunfight whilst aiming and shooting at nothing HA!

  • @AriRx
    @AriRx 7 років тому +18

    Even a 12 year is better than phill

  • @CumaruNaegiXD
    @CumaruNaegiXD 9 років тому +6

    9:26 that's my favorite type of music.

  • @hermancastaneda2643
    @hermancastaneda2643 8 років тому +6

    Phil "do I have to get a sniper rifle and snipe him from down the street" me "yes"

  • @wiiviewsnumba1fan
    @wiiviewsnumba1fan 9 років тому +2

    Nicely made video! Liked the jazzy jam in the beginning too.

    • @ThatOldShoggoth
      @ThatOldShoggoth  9 років тому

      wiiviewsnumba1fan Appreciate the praise. Thanks for watching.

  • @thetoasterguy1432
    @thetoasterguy1432 4 роки тому +11

    Only DSP can make the simplest missions look like a puzzle

  • @zachl1226
    @zachl1226 9 років тому +58

    Believe it or not, the funniest part, IMO, was Phil playing the "Smack Down" mission. I couldn't stop laughing. His sodium levels were off the chart.
    I swear, Phil rages more in GTA games than any other game I know of.

    • @ThatOldShoggoth
      @ThatOldShoggoth  9 років тому +13

      Yeah Smack Down and GTA (the mission) are probably my favorite moments. He pretty much rages during the last 3rd of the game.

    • @NoLifeBrine
      @NoLifeBrine 9 років тому

      Oh god. I hope he didn't had a high sodium level before he did a playthrough of this. Having a bad sodium level can affect his health. Blood pressure and stress can accumulate pretty easily.

    • @zachl1226
      @zachl1226 9 років тому +15

      Sodium is basically salt. In the gaming world, "salt" is a term used for rage and frustration.

    • @NoLifeBrine
      @NoLifeBrine 9 років тому +9

      Zach Lawless Hmm. I didn't realize salt is a term for part of a gaming community. Thanks for pointing that out. :)
      Yeah, I sort of misunderstood your comment from my explanation that have to do with nutrition.

    • @mg682
      @mg682 9 років тому +3

      Yea, that's some awesome trivia!!

  • @imanolk5513
    @imanolk5513 9 років тому +14

    Well at least he initially tried to do the missions by himself and not look them up right away unlike today where the chat holds his hand.

    • @ThatOldShoggoth
      @ThatOldShoggoth  9 років тому +9

      Yeah but in the end he just relied on YT comments on his videos and an online guide. The biggest thing that ticked me off about this playthrough though is that the majority of his viewers didn't mind all of this OR the use of cheat codes at the end. This was due to the fact that everyone either wanted him to play VC or SA because those were the ones they loved to death. So they just saw GTA 3 (as a whole), as something that was keeping him from playing those games.

    • @imanolk5513
      @imanolk5513 9 років тому

      ThatOldShoggoth Yeah but either way he always rushes through the games he plays so he was going to end up using the cheat codes i think.

    • @lsrproductions
      @lsrproductions 9 років тому

      Imanol Kutch not rushes but he can never beat that mission why don't he just played on pc?it is way easier

    • @flariz4824
      @flariz4824 7 років тому

      Well, GTA3 is not all that good IMO. It never was, I played it back when it was new and it honestly was kinda... there.
      Now, Vice City, THAT is my childhood as far as GTA is concerned (Along with GTA2) :)

    • @flariz4824
      @flariz4824 7 років тому

      Meh. That might be true but it was not a very fun game when I tried it.
      Vice City was better and is underrated when compared to GTA 3 and San Andreas.

  • @TinoTheFox
    @TinoTheFox 4 роки тому +5

    18:28 "I'm gonna give her a reason to be hot tonight! *buurp*". Ah Phil, always such a ladies man.

  • @PantsuTacoking
    @PantsuTacoking 8 років тому +2

    37:38 I NEED TO GET OFF THE HIGHWAY
    *flies off the road and into the water*

  • @SpoofyJ
    @SpoofyJ 7 років тому +10

    58:13 - Hahahahaha...

  • @Optim121
    @Optim121 8 років тому +6

    idk if you are still active on YT but this is of one of the greatest (if not the greatest) TISHYDP ever

    • @anthonymiller934
      @anthonymiller934 7 років тому

      *GamerzPro1231* check out TIHYDP MGS:2. instant classic.

  • @deadchanneldontwatch7347
    @deadchanneldontwatch7347 2 роки тому +2

    Joey :"I gave my word you were the man so dont screw this up!"
    17:02

  • @Dullahan161
    @Dullahan161 Рік тому +2

    "I can't play this game without a map! There's no fucking map!"
    There is a map.
    On.
    The.
    Screen.

  • @hairoftehdog
    @hairoftehdog 8 років тому +6

    6:47 Best transition ever.
    "...leave my car right here, so as soon as I kill this guy, I can just take off..."
    to
    "FUCK!" as target drives away, and he stumbles into a firing squad lol

  • @Jason97
    @Jason97 Місяць тому +1

    I like channels like these who can do a TIHYDP properly.

  • @LoneWanderSpark303
    @LoneWanderSpark303 9 років тому +7

    Attempting to drive away from a really close cop with the door open? Only Phil, man, even after knowing that's an instant bust.

    • @梁徵羽
      @梁徵羽 Рік тому +2

      that's a bad idea!

    • @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u
      @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u Рік тому +1

      For most people after the first time it happens, it becomes a muscle memory to avoid - like riding a bicycle. Phil is the type of person to forget how to ride a bike

  • @BrettonFerguson
    @BrettonFerguson Рік тому +3

    WTF this doesn't have the "Special Delivery" mission. That was the funniest DSP rage during that mission. It took him hours.

  • @bsklasika
    @bsklasika 9 років тому +5

    5:15 i love his tactics and instant realization why they were wrong

  • @NoLifeBrine
    @NoLifeBrine 9 років тому +3

    Very good job on this editing project so far. Me and my friend are thinking of doing a let's react collaboration. Man, no wonder Phil made so many parts for this. It's so hilarious to see Phil getting humiliated due to his stupidity and huge simple mistakes. XD

  • @benritter6703
    @benritter6703 2 роки тому +2

    I love how at first Phil enjoys a game then continues to bitch about it the whole time till the end then acts like he enjoyed playing it.

  • @Ness793
    @Ness793 7 років тому +2

    Pfffft. Tunnel? I faced the FBI like a man! Taking them out with my trusty M-16.

  • @g45635g
    @g45635g 8 років тому +2

    3:00 Yes, slow your car down when a cop car is behind you and you have a wanted level. Good fucking idea.

    • @thomasallen4340
      @thomasallen4340 8 років тому

      I think this is just a act by dsp. He cant possibly be this dense

    • @SalsaSeth
      @SalsaSeth 8 років тому +1

      if its an act, dsp is the greatest actor ever

  • @Weslyegful
    @Weslyegful 2 роки тому +3

    Phil amazes me sometimes. Not a shred of forethought or planning, he just throws himself into a mission and hopes for the best. Then when he inevitably fails he blames any everything except himself.

  • @rbar1994
    @rbar1994 9 років тому +4

    Shoggoth edition? More like mini-van edition. I have never seen anyone use so many fucking minivans while playing any GTA game as much as Phil here.

  • @xKarnage74
    @xKarnage74 9 років тому +9

    30:07 That fucking delayed reaction, hahaha.

    • @eddtard2686
      @eddtard2686 9 років тому +3

      Cole Phelps We're talking about Phil here. He has the comprehension and reaction of a goldfish.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 8 років тому

      Doubt ;)

  • @djanitafra3688
    @djanitafra3688 6 років тому +4

    1:37:00 DSP logic amazes me

  • @SteveJonesGamingGWO
    @SteveJonesGamingGWO 9 років тому +3

    Very good almost perfectly adult swim without directly ripping off adult swim opening

    • @ThatOldShoggoth
      @ThatOldShoggoth  9 років тому +7

      Yeah, I'm gonna miss making those the most...

    • @SteveJonesGamingGWO
      @SteveJonesGamingGWO 9 років тому +4

      Well if you ever want to work for them submit the ones you've made.

  • @Zutulem
    @Zutulem 9 років тому +3

    3:04 Bugged Police mechanics.

    • @梁徵羽
      @梁徵羽 Рік тому

      well, it's a bad idea for stealing a car in front of a police car, behind police car or police car passing by.

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 6 років тому +4

    "Once I knew what to do it was mad easy" - yes, now TRY TO LEARN

  • @blissfulinsomniac5711
    @blissfulinsomniac5711 8 років тому +3

    I was thinking he was going to hate "Marked Man" and that mission with the Kamikaze spank clowns. I struggled so much with those missions, and I play infinitely better than Phil...

    • @noobishmacgaming
      @noobishmacgaming 8 років тому

      Blissful Insomniac he has bizarre luck with things that are difficult for others, and fails where most succeed the majority of the time. In San Andreas he did wrong side of the tracks first try as well.

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 9 років тому +10

    i love hearing him try and rationalize his cheating

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 3 роки тому +3

      "I'm sure no one will complain". Lmao. He's getting paid to play games and he plays like a moron and then cheats. Using cheat codes is cop out mode. He complains that he didn't have enough money, well he shouldn't have died and got busted so many times.

  • @TinoTheFox
    @TinoTheFox 4 роки тому +1

    1:07:17
    Conor and Jay: Forget me...
    Phil *in weird raspy voice*: Forget me! Uh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 4 роки тому

      Guess Phil isn't a fan of adult alternative.

  • @MatthewCenance
    @MatthewCenance 7 років тому +4

    The mission at 26:18 I did in two attempts. After 8-Ball gets killed the first time I managed to take out the enemies in time for 8-Ball to survive. I'm not sure why it takes Phil multiple attempts to do the mission. After the mission I even found a free body armor pickup after not knowing that the power up even existed.

    • @cr-nd8qh
      @cr-nd8qh 8 місяців тому

      Because you probably pay attention to things phil really doesn't

  • @Rambo-Gaming
    @Rambo-Gaming 9 років тому +3

    Love the finale, Shoggoth. (stay DSPositive) Phil: "WHAT THE FUCK?! COME AAAHHHHHNNN!!!" Hilarious way to end the video.

  • @bigbadork
    @bigbadork 9 років тому +17

    1:33:20 rofllmao

  • @ronaldmichaels3280
    @ronaldmichaels3280 8 років тому +9

    Watching this, I take pride in beating this without cheats. And for anyone who hasn't played this game before, for the last mission kill as many cartel members as you can because they all drop various weapons, and there's a sniper on the way to the dam so I recommend getting it. Also don't let the time limit discourage you to taking your time killing everyone and getting their weapons. That's all

    • @drbazooka5907
      @drbazooka5907 8 років тому +1

      I think it took me 9 attempts, It was an intense final mission

    • @raresworder7755
      @raresworder7755 8 років тому +1

      all other missions were practice for real gunfight and driving

    • @ronaldmichaels3280
      @ronaldmichaels3280 8 років тому

      Stay Determined exactly

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 7 років тому

      Ron, what's your favorite Metal Gear?

    • @ronaldmichaels3280
      @ronaldmichaels3280 7 років тому

      SolarstrikeVG 2 (with 3 as a very close second). Why?

  • @Master550gamer
    @Master550gamer 8 років тому +5

    sounds like AVGN 41:38 WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

  • @jameswood3625
    @jameswood3625 5 років тому +5

    30:06 too fuuny how long it takes for him to realise the two big vans are gone

  • @gfunkin2
    @gfunkin2 8 років тому +3

    I can't believe Phil actually beat missions like Grand Theft Auto... the map knowledge and driving ability required + the glitchiness with the garage doors...

  • @zachboardman736
    @zachboardman736 3 роки тому +2

    Another person: "come on"
    Phil: " Caaaammmm Aaaaaaaaan"

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 3 роки тому +2

      I always spelled it
      "Aw khum AHHHHHHN"

  • @robertclive491
    @robertclive491 Рік тому +6

    Phil pretending he found out about the moon changing size on his own is one of his dumbest moments.

  • @OMM-bo9fr
    @OMM-bo9fr 5 років тому +3

    "here's a song that sucks so bad, you won't find it anywhere else" that was actually pretty funny

  • @costcosquarepizza6200
    @costcosquarepizza6200 7 років тому +2

    48:00
    I have a grenade
    I have a window
    ugh!
    THROW THE FUCKING GRENADE THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW ALREADY!!!!

  • @Deepblue686
    @Deepblue686 9 років тому +9

    5:57
    *Steals a car behind two police cars......He's also right next to a police station*
    "How the fuck did they see me?"
    DSP logic right there.
    He just never watches for police when committing crimes.

    • @梁徵羽
      @梁徵羽 Рік тому

      bad idea for stealing a car even spotted by cops off screen

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted Рік тому +3

    He really thinks he entertaining. Even today he truly believes it

  • @THEGAMEMASTER2035
    @THEGAMEMASTER2035 9 років тому

    Thanks for this bud.I been waiting for a while for this.

    • @ThatOldShoggoth
      @ThatOldShoggoth  9 років тому +1

      You thank me *now* but wait till you see the video...

  • @jazzygeofferz
    @jazzygeofferz 8 років тому +14

    Wasn't there a really nice printed map that came with the game like with a lot of the earlier GTA games which has everything on it? Also, what kind of a maroon plays a sandbox game like a linear thing? Exploring and learning the layout of the city/state while listening to the radio is, to me at least, almost as much fun as doing the missions..

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 8 років тому +2

      +Geoffrey Walsh Oh yes, there was, and now DSP is going to run up his video count by having a few episodes where he reads it. Idiot/genius.

    • @jonaskvietkauskas7448
      @jonaskvietkauskas7448 8 років тому +2

      The worst thing is that dsp once said that he is the best gamer in America.

    • @jonaskvietkauskas7448
      @jonaskvietkauskas7448 8 років тому +2

      Its still very fun to watch him rage, and fail in the game :)

    • @GameGodHunter
      @GameGodHunter 8 років тому

      +Ivan denisov dsp is the worst gamer in history

    • @jonaskvietkauskas7448
      @jonaskvietkauskas7448 8 років тому

      Mafia Allen Yeah I know

  • @ViperAcidZX
    @ViperAcidZX 5 років тому +1

    4:36 - *Cop:* "Your ass is mine, punk!" [bops and wastes Phil in a single punch]

  • @xpertthief009granger6
    @xpertthief009granger6 8 років тому +4

    First Phil says fck this game. Then at the end he sayin I really like this game. I can't understand Phil

  • @superbo981
    @superbo981 9 років тому +2

    0:00, WOAH! The fucking title of the video made me laugh. I have been waiting for this video! I have a feeling that Phil will resort to cheats by the end.