This is how you DON'T play Ratchet & Clank 2
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2024
- 9:46-10:00 Thermanator intro clip was supposed to be there, but I deleted it after seeing Vegas not recognizing the clip. I forgot to put it back.
NOTE: I AM NOT THE ONE PLAYING.
God help me.
The instant I saw DSP's playthrough of Ratchet 2, I instantly decided to do this video. I just couldn't resist the temptation to do so, since this is my most favourite game.
I spent from Thursday up till Monday (with breaks) doing this; downloading 62 parts alone was labourious enough, but condensing the 13 hours he played into 91 minutes of fails made me feel like I was working at a North Korean garment factory.
But after 2.5 hours of rendering (and two failed upload attempts yesterday), here it is; my most extraordinary video project ever.
tl;dr: I made this out of desperation.
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There was an honorable mention that I forgot to put in the end of the video: Foas, a speedrunner (like I am), felt ashamed by this playthrough. He said, "It makes me really sad watching this as a speedrunner of this game..."
I know this game practically inside and out. Its painful to watch this.
+ProfessorSprinkles Same here.
However, it was more painful for me to make this. I just HAD to do it.
+fs10inator still love the video tho. hilarious.
Me three.
+ProfessorSprinkles join the club, my friend.
+ProfessorSprinkles ikr ratchet and clank were the best games
I'm convinced he would've learned a lot faster with a shock-collar
Or a DreadZone Deadlock collar. Not only will you get a painful shock when you do something wrong, but your collar will self destruct if you try to take it off.
ReakMayhem I beat DL it is easy even the final battle there's a glitch sometimes when the music from the the fourth challenge plays during the final battle
Jeff Grabski Sorry I left out the fact that it is the music from the fourth challenge on Sarathos
Burdie Birdie
Qwark would have learned better.
+Burdie Birdie He actually likes being electrocuted. It gives him an orgasm. Watch the part of his MGS1 playthrough when he gets to the interrogation scene with Ocelot torturing Snake if you don't believe me LOL.
"A accelerates. B backs up. D drills for ore."
That is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
Agreed!
I agree as well.
I just realized. He's reading the first letter of each sentence.
(A)ccelereate
(B)ack up
(D)rill for ore
He didn't recognize the button prompts?
As someone who has played this game through about 25-30 times and is his favorite game of all time the first 20 minutes or so were legitimately painful to watch.
Well, at least it's better than watching him play it for 12-13h (sporadically).
the third one was always my fav but the second was good too
I must have played this game dozens of times myself. Sad that I only played the newer games once or twice. Shows how insomniacs lost it
Thebluehydra More like the whole video, except I found it to be hilarious.
The feels :( its not as if I have completed every ratchet game at least 5 times.
Phil in an action game: "Fuck, look at all these enemies! I'm just going to sneak past them."
Phil in a stealth game: "Fuck, look at all these enemies! I'm just going to kill them."
#DSPLogic
Did Phil just call the Box Breaker "stupid?! It's like the best item EVER!
Yohhamgambal lol
U really think he sees the usefullness of the box breaker
Hes not gonna try for all weapons and definatly not trying challenge mode
Soof course to him Its useless lol
i got it in ratchet and clank 3 and it makes saving up for the ryno and other stuff a cakewalk!
Phil makes my 7 year-old me proud of myself for not being complete shit at gaming.
Yep. Mine too.
He lacks even basic common sense. He wasn't aware that he needed to walk over a button in order to activate it. When a child is capable of grasping these concepts before you, it's time for you to seriously reevaluate your abilities as a "professional" gamer.
But remember, he could be good at games if he wants to guys. One of the best gamers in the country at work. :^)
+NirvanaKC001 And the fact that it happened at the very first level adds insult to injury imho.
yes
@@fs10inatorTWICE
This guy reassures me that my dumbest moments within R&C gameplay were actually moments of sheer genius on my part. Sheer genius.
My dumbest moments when playing this game for the first time was doing it Wrench only for the most part.
I've probably finished this game more than 10 times at the age of 8-10, and this guy have probably died more on this single run.
Filip Solem
Same
used to play all the time when i was 7....at least i don't feel so bad about getting my brother to help me sometimes, now that I've seen this mess
Filip Solem Same here.
He would have died a lot more if this game was hit scan based instead of the enemies firing slow-moving projectiles.
Lol im 11 and ive completed it 23 times, 8 of those r in challenge mode
0/10
+ Fantastic menu controls
+ Can replay movies
+ Great hack and slash gameplay
- Lacks some form of "strafing" which could be useful in combat.
- Too much bugged
IGN
Bugged IGN mechanics
Except there is strafing. Press L2 or R2 while running.
RyuakiraX I'm kinda thinking that's the joke. He made it halfway through the first Jak and Daxter game without finding out about the kick attack, after all.
Adolescent Stone was there several "HelpDesk" infoboxes like in R&C?
No, but there's a tutorial level. To be fair, none of the moves you need to know are told to you there; I'm assuming that it's assumed you're going to take the time to figure them out.
Occasionally, Keira's communicator or Daxter will give you helpful tips.
In case this video gets taken down, I have an updated version on standby.
***** So since you have the R&C2 menu font, what is it actually called?
RGP Sorry for late reply.
Orangutan Display:
www.font-db.com/font/simiandisplay-orangutan/53102
Orangutan Text:
www.font-db.com/font/simiantext-orangutan/53108
+wolf talksanddoesthings This mission: jakanddaxter.wikia.com/wiki/Get_seal_piece_at_Water_Slums
+FS10inator Not gonna lie, that part where you made the custom messages on the Damage Avoidance challenge and the Joba Hoverbike race had me cracking up. Kinda makes me wish it was actually part of Phil's copy of the game just to make us laugh when someone would do a How to Not Play compliation of this game.
+Signerdragon123 Nothing is better than taking advantage of the game's UI and HUD! As for those two parts, it works best if you know what font is used in the game and where.
I cringe every time he forgets to strafe, which is basically the ENTIRE TIME.
I swear, half the time he is whining about how much damage he takes; is due to the fact he literally sometimes just sits there and stands still while enemies shot him. What's dodging?
what is having a hand on the controller?
For shooting the hover turrets at 25:00 I just hit all until they're damaged badly (blueish smoke) and then I finish them off one after one so they cant recover. Plus, it's faster and less disorienting.
47:02 Phil accidentaly skips the entire last third of the level. He did not deserve that.
i know right
How did that door open? I tried the same thing as him and it never opened. So HOW???
@@phantplayz2927 that final door is always open ._.
I didn't even know that was possible
I like all the little extra bits added in during editing especially the race near the start and how you take the piss but also convey genuine confusion as to how he managed to complete the race first try but is unable to control and complete basic functions.
I really love your editing. It's very subtle, but still has some of the funniest jokes I've ever seen in a DON'T play.
Man, that megapede battle, before I learned what the wrench ninja 2 skill point was for, I thought it was destroying megapede with the wrench alone, since the previous wrench ninja skill point was for the boss of the other arena. Had to use the first-person mode so I could move and throw at the same time. It took soooooo god damn long to beat, and I thought I somehow messed it up and did it like 3 more times.
Oof
5:00 God I love that editing. I remember this is the boss where I thought "Thank Insomniac for STRAFING!!" and proceeded to hold down the strafe button for the entire rest of the game. Then Insomniac, apparently noticing my habits, added the auto-strafe mode in the third game. _Good on you, Insomniac, learning from your mistakes, unlike this guy._
I'm a heathen and didn't like auto strafe. Made it harder for me to platform.
Prime DSP logic again, runs past all the enemies "HAWHAWHAW I can just run past everything", 10 seconds later "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ENEMIES, WHY ARE MY WEAPONS UNDERLEVELED!?"
Almost three years later and I still laughed so much I woke up my wife.
"A accelerates, B backs up, D drills for ore"
XD XD XD
I find it hilarious that he found out about strafing at least twice in the playthrough, but he never used it aside from those two instances.
this is one of my favorite games of all time, let me go get the noose ready
Love how at the start of the game he's like "Strafing! They finally added strafing!" and then 5 hours later he completely forgets about strafing. Jesus fuck this game isn't even this hard holy shti.
Hearing DPS sing makes castration look like a fun idea
Man, I played the hell out of this game when I was younger. I must have been 9 years old when I beat it without any difficulty.
Though seeing Phil play this gem makes it look as hard as dodging rain.
i remember that nanotech upgrade at 13:44 took me a long time to get that
1:00:17 "This is impossible!"
Phil, I beat this segment as a 10 year old, and as a teenager I beat it on a self-imposed challenge playthrough (No Upgraded Weapons, No Armor, No Buying Ammo from Vendors). CLEARLY not impossible.
He played through the whole game without the shield and Rocket tube? Geeez
Oh fuck here we go again!!!!!.
***** "(we all) you brought it upon yourself."
watch those contractions ;)
Jesus Christ he's like my father when he played R&C for the first time lol
EDIT-No,he wasn't this stupid...
Now that I've beaten Going Commando, I can put in my two cents. Unlike the first game, where it had more legitimate problems (and made some great rage from DSP) this game is more polished, and thus the TIHYDP as a whole felt less memorable. Still, I was laughing a lot at DSP's constant missteps. Just total blunders that took me by surprise. I wish there was more rage on Protopet, though. I died so many times to him before I learned super bouncer was OP.
Dude, is this DSP even serious about what he does?? LOL
+Chromatic // Thanks for 8k!! In it for the money.
Mad props to the creator of this video, this is gold
Who agrees with my comments?
Me.
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Even little 6 year old me caught on to how the game works quickly when I first played it. This playthrough killed my brain cells
I wonder how the walkthrough for Ratchet and Clank 1 2016's reimagining will be like.
Nilos Latviruss probably better for him, since it will probably be dumbed down for the future generation. He won't have as much trouble.
I am from this future generation and i find this a little offensive. Please say the degenerated part of the future generation. Except when you were joking. Aint sayin nothin if you were.
R17 Geezer What are you yammering on about now? I know this is youtube but can you at least try and say something relevant towards my comment?
+Nilos Latviruss I'm curious as well.
I get a good laugh out of this video even today, always fun sharing it with new friends that are fans of R&C. Going Commando was the first game I played in this series, I've been following the franchise since 2006 so seeing a grown ass man struggle with something I was able to understand 6 years old is hard to believe, yet here it is neatly compiled showing how completely unwilling he is to learn game mechanics.
What I'd love to see is how the developers would react to this guy. Two of them have a channel on youtube and it would be the best thing for them to see. I bet they'd laugh pretty hard.
and i thought i was a noob
And here I was this weekend, replaying Ratchet and Clank trilogy and thinking it was easier than I remember.
I certainly can't wait to see how Phil fucks up RaC 3.
***** I know what you mean.
The Hacker, the insane amounts of damage those 4-eyed Tyhrannoids and Soldier Bots do, so much raging there.
He'd probably complain about the Floranian Blood Flies being too hard.
Ratchet Wrench I can't think of much that he won't die against. Hell, knowing him, he might die in the path of death.
I'm really waiting for the moment that he gets the box breaker again just to say that it's useless.
+ace creyton Oh, and also the Tyhrraguise parts, especially in Aquatos. He'll get electrocuted so many times.
This playthrough hurts my sides..
2003...so retro..
2003 is considered retro now?
Well, better get my walking stick...
scorptatious top lel
scorptatious Yep to Phil last gen (PS2) is retro. So obviously pong is ancient.
Um. PS3 is last gen bro!
If Phil ever touches Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal, I'll already have this thumbnail on hand
i.imgur.com/pzFEDXo.jpg
If he ever plays R&C3, I'm gonna make aTIHYDP of that. Well, unless he ends up doing well, and he might because of that darn stream chat of his.
He is doing a run of the new ps4 ratchet and clank. I'm not sure if he still suck or not because I have not watched it. If it's bad can you make a this is how you don't play ratchet and clank ps4?
+Jamaican Champion I've seen a bit of him playing that. He actually doesn't do that bad. As a matter of fact, he calls it too easy.
+Carl Hart is he playing easy or normal? Because I played hard and it was a little hard in some levels
+Jamaican Champion I think he's just doing normal, as usual. He said that if he had known it would be that easy, he would've actually cranked it up to Hard.
I've noticed that most of the comments shown on screen are from the same people. That really shows he losing views (obviously).
Yyyyyyyyep, thinnngs are going downhill for him!
fs10inator potato
14:13 Phil's brain exploding.
This is a Shakespearean tragedy.
Suggestion: Take a drink whenever Phil starts a planet's "beginner" cutscene while trying to exit the menu.
dont understand how someone who showed off the new strafing at the start of the video never uses it again, how does this guy even get out of bed without getting lost each morning?
Strafes in the beginning. Never strafes again
The minturet is brilliant if you bothered to upgrade it Phil plus why didn't you buy weapons when you had enough bolts
As someone who's played this game countless times and considers it my favorite PS2 game of all time this really hurts to watch.
Oh my god. Another childhood game Phil is disgracing with his horrible gameplay.
The fact that he sprints through the levels avoiding all the enemies and actually gets away with it so often annoys me to no end.
Damnit! This was going to be my next TIHYDP...
:)
go ahead it wont be the first time there would be more than one
There can be more than one its happened on Injustice and GTA a few times.
EllisNet I was planning to make a TIHYDP but I was too late to make it.
Unsweet200 Same here.
"A accelerates, B backs up, D drills for ore" i just have no words
First R&C that i played
same here. how was it lol
AWESOME BEST GAME EVAR
Ike Brofloski
true dat. RC2 is one of the best of the series
lol
37:14 "are you curious" i think the game was starting to break phill.
Ratchet and Clank is probably one of the most intuitive games I know of. I will admit I am biased because I grew up playing this and Spyro before it, so of course I know how to play, but I can tell you that I've seen people also figure it out just as easily as my 5 year old self on their first ever try. Insomniac did everything they could to have this game make sense to as many people as possible, but as Phil has shown, their best just wasn't good enough.
Yep. I grew up with this game too.
When I first played this a few months ago, Boldan was basically the hardest level for me, but at least I did some of the things this dingus didn't
I finished this game 8 times when I was 8, Phil has no excuse.
oh, he has plenty of excuses
Never once have I been in a sticky situation in this game and thought to myself "man, this is tricky, better switch to the multi-star!"
Doesn't this game have lock-strafe or was that not introduced until ratchet 3?
Alleged Girl #7 Lock-strafe was introduced in Ratchet 3.
***** hold r2 and you strafe no problem xD
ratchetcrafter I always do that!
1:09:40 damn. That comment fucking accurately reflected my thoughts on DSP's gameplay
Literally a summary of how Phil played this and RC1.
Why did he use the beginner level weapons through the whole play through????
While I do feel offended Phil got his greasy hands on my 1st R&C game. It's quite funny seeing fail at shit I could do when I was 5 or 6 years old playing this lol
Oh LOL , I never entered the Insomniac Museum that way, I usually jump off the rail, glide down, glitch trough floor and use that teleporter. You learn something new every day
30:29. I actually did that too... Does that make me bad at this game, or just evil?
Planet snivelak pissed me off. My god that level was hard. This game is somewhat challenging
So who passed out doing the phil drinking game
As terrible as he was the one thing I'll give him is that Gelbin (Moonstone planet) needed to lose a few enemies or in some way make them a little easier to deal with as they hit fairly hard and can take a substantial amount of punishment before going down especially in large numbers :) Other than that he sucked.
Yeah. Grelbin is a pain.
How do you seriously be bad at Ratchet and Clank? Though I absolutely love the series, it's undeniable that the series is not that hard. I could beat this and the 3rd one without even getting armour power-ups.
Also, FUCKING SERIOUSLY? YOU HAD TO MAKE A BARREL ROLL JOKE, IN THIS DAY AND AGE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ADULT, PHIL
In phills defence this one can be quite challenging
Yeah, I could too. Even as a kid, I owned this game multiple times, even to the point that my disc broke.
+Rhayader *SIR*
The Barrel Roll...........never gets old...
+barny rubble You're joking, right?
come on i beat it when i was 10...
At least Phil figured out that the Bouncer is the best weapon in the game and didnt go around using his wrench the whole time
I have an extreme love hate relationship with this video lol sometimes I laugh at mistakes but at times I am almost ripping my hair out at the simplicity of some things
Me too. Not ripping my hair out, though.
This is the funniest thing ever though. When I was a kid I often had to help out friends with levels in Ratchet and Clank, but I've never seen anyone suck so badly at a R&C game.
I wish I had more than two hands to facepalm with.
WinVisten you can borrow my hands.
Niceguy3210 ...and mine, too!
Niceguy3210 For some reason it marked your comment as spam. Dx
I want him to play Up your arsenal so bad
24:54 best part
One thing I will praise Phil for though, is that he is at least good with using the map in most of the games that he plays. I know a lot of people, including me, who almost never use game maps.
Fun fact: DSP tried eating cup noodles with a spoon.
twitter.com/evilaj2010/status/810721768390479872
Bugged cutlery mechanics.
You know you fail at life when you fail to see the importance of the L2 and R2 buttons. Seriously, they will save your life.
I'm new to this channel. Who's this Phil dude, and does he know this "This is how you DON'T play X" series exists ?
And why does he keep making playthroughs if he handles a controller like a duck handles a shovel ?
1. He is DarkSydePhil (aka DSPGaming), a gaming channel on YT, and he sucks at playing games.
2. Yes. He is aware of the TIHYDP series of videos.
3. Probably for money.
I wonder if he's not doing it on purpose. I mean... It's not only the fact that a 10 years old kid would play Going Commando much better than him, it's also the complete lack of logic, the way he doesn't pay any attention to the instructions. It can't possibly be genuine, right ?
Believe it or not, some people really are this stupid.
Somehow he expects every single game to be street fight....... Stand, and button mash? And he thinks that's the winning formula. Nothing else goes through his tiny little mind except run, hit button, die
it is your favorite game ever??? Same here. I think. Well, it's kinda tied with Sly 2. Great game, also.
i love this game
yeah me too.
The only R&C I hate is ffa
rly? Same here!
Even going mobile was a nice distraction
they say that a good laugh makes you live longer. and in which case I'll be immortal
as a speedrunner, this hurts my brain.
Same here, although I haven't done a run (of a R&C game) in ages.
im not rlly a speedrunner anymore, as i've stopped playing the game like 2 years ago, so i cant really say im a speedrunner anymore
As a non speedrunner, this hurts my brain...
The only thing that I like about DSP's play through is that is gives us a shorter was to get the Nanotech Upgrade in Dubbo. Good.
I must say, I was surprised by that.
I must say, that was impressive.
1:04 Déjà vu
You're stuck in a time loop Boss.
1:15, 2:50 I know what you mean Boss
The part at 55 minutes in, is that for the HD re-release only? I've had the game for years and I don't remember ever seeing that bolt before.
Grinnerz1 Nope, the bolt's been in the same place for over a decade.
This is hard to watch. How can I understand this game at the age of 13 and he can't as a full grown man. He gives Phils a bad name.
I mean, to be totally fair about the Infiltrator puzzles, I could hardly beat them when I first played the game.
I was under 10 years old, though.
As a person who got this game for my Birthday and watching this video now, I'm really glad I unsubbed from his youtube channel.
A game which a child could easily finish somehow still baffles the mind of DSP, christ...
Oh my gyaaaahd
The “monster asparagus boss” is so incredibly easy, I thought even Phil could beat it first try. I was severely disappointed...
Nah, I was also just like him...
...when I was fuckin' six.
Murzyński Czopek Haha
To quote Courtney Gears: "Don't you ever shut up?"
He used the sniper rifle twice in the game. Many of his woes would have been avoided if he had simply used the sniper rifle more.
The game was rushed to finish that's why the polar bears are really hard to kill the whole game is too hard
So funny !
Uh, they're Yetis.
I like the irony of him saying the Heavy Lancer sucks, but then he uses the Meteor Gun for most of the level, which is pretty much the Heavy Lancer with less range.
1:01:26 The Rumor Come Out: Does Darksydephil Is Furry?
"Do we have ENOUGH FUCKING ENEMIES??" I dunno Phil, why don't you run around a little, round up some more and come back. Be sure not to kill any of them! We wouldn't want you to be able to actually focus on fighting the serpents!
1:29:40 imagine how much sooner you could have been here if you applied that stratagy to the rest of the game!