Відео

1:02:04 I can't believe you caught his fucktard saying that verbal diarrhea! "Like I could control that" fucking- this is why he will forever be a scrub.

57:41 I hate to be *that* guy, but I can't fault Phil on errors like this. Playing Sly 2 myself, I had this problem CONSTANTLY happen in Episode 3 where I would see an object sparkle in blue, jump to it, press the circle button, and then be whisked to the bottom of the hub area and have to redo several minutes worth of climbing and sneaking around just for another attempt.

23:57 GET HIS ASS, CARMELITA!

8:43 I don't know how, but DSP sounds like an even bigger chode-sucker than the people Dimitri's based on

Murray dances like a geisha? Creepy af!

"He did a blanka ball dude" saying the same shit over and over annoying af.

38:10 What do you mean you're already in the turret? It looked like Ratchet had yet to step on it before the robot smacked him and he landed on the platform!

22:02 Maybe his animation was interrupted by Ratchet's attack?

.

Yo sly Stop burning yourself are you at pancake?😂

4:15-Did he really say that after Sly watched the Fiendish Five kill his dad? 10:33-This franchise has alcohol, smoking, a giant owl’s organs and body parts and people dying. I mean we saw Connor Cooper get killed by the Fiendish Five and Neyla kill Arpeggio. Hell, both Carmelita and Neyla are sexualized a bit judging by what they’re wearing. Sly Cooper is one of those franchise that not really a kids game due to some of the graphic imagery. All that’s missing is Sly and his gang swearing, same goes for Carmelita and members of the Fiendish Five and Klaww Gang. 13:04-And thus many Carmelita porn comics were inspired by this 13:13-Why does DSP hate Bentley? I mean all he does is mock this poor turtle at every turn. 20:53-Says the guy who mocked Bentley for “missing his ability to withhold an erection”. 23:22-Sly does have feelings for Carmelita, but he wouldn’t take advantage of her. 24:27-If that actually happened, then they would have been disqualified. 28:54-Was Murray referring to Muggshot or DSP? 30:21-Penelope is a Dutch Mouse. 30:44-I think the game played it safe when it implied that Muggshot’s mother was a whore. 30:54-We have enough creepy furry fans of this franchise, DSP is just giving them more dark and disturbing ideas. 35:22-Ah yes to China, where DSP mocked their culture. 43:14-Says the guy who treated his Ex girlfriend like crap, make a lot of sex jokes and an all around sexist pig. 1:06:55-That sounded really inappropriate in a situation like this. Also how old is Penelope? 1:14:42-I had no problems beating the Vault Mission in this game, unlike DSP who keeps failing at every turn.

Can DSP just please go one video without mocking Bentley?

22:07-And now, the worst part of DSP’s walkthrough of this game.

I wonder what would happen if the Sly Cooper Games were rated T for Teen. Like have Sly, Bentley, Murray and Carmelita swear, drink and sometimes have sex. I mean this game already has alcohol, smoking and death, so why not take it a step further with cursing. Hell, both Carmelita and Neyla are sexualized anyway.

It's super weird seeing Phil excited for a game. He really hates games now he should just quit all together.

The definition of insanity, it's every fucking playthrough of DSP's.

"I can't see" = skill issue.

17:43

I'm pretty sure even a 10 year old wouldn't have this much trouble with this game

55:07

DSP is the worst player in gaming history i have ever seen.

30:45 "Oh hell no!" Phil: creepily "Yeaas!" Perfect timing lol

52:03 and on

"can i climb the tree?" :|

after having watched all parts of these now there has been countless number of times where I've gone "How is Phil THIS stupid?" but somehow the thing that infuriates me the most is how EVERYTIME. WITHOUT FAIL. He always forgets to hold circle against walls to scoot along them and he just falls into water or his death. Bro has the memory of a goldfish.

4:28 Why the fuck would he dare to make that joke? 5:50, 11:58, 30:59 and 1:09:37 Burping pig 13:04 NO, STOP. 28:30 Really? You think he would have already known that the circle button is the interact button. 30:45 What?! NO! What even was that?!! 31:36 Just because he didn't pay attention, great. 34:07 The Black Baron dove on him and then stomped the wing 45:52 Yes he did, stupid Phil 46:21 Nope 48:24 It is his fault cuz he drove from the ramp and landed on the wolf head. 52:30 Nah shut up, this mission is really good 56:42 Bullshit, yes he did 1:12:36 It hits you depending on the position 1:15:36 It was actually 1:18:01 *knockback

4:53 Nothing funny about those. Also, subtitles are only for in-game cutscenes. 15:18 Lol what a baby! 17:25 Suffer more, bitch! 19:05 Run, stupid! Also jumped too late 23:50 Don't hold the button and press X! 27:41 Just press R2 once, it's fucking easy, I swear! And then got insta-killed by the fan 29:24 The idiot jumped too early 35:24 It's not unavoidable. 38:55 He did not run away, he just walked away a couple of meters so he obviously wasn't able to get away. 40:54 Pff, what? 42:39 His depth perception is 45:08 Dude really gets distracted manhandling one of his guards. 48:57 Doesn't get the hitbox. 53:01 Nope. 53:54 Clearly alerted by the noise, it's basically the same mission as the one in episode 4 of Sly 2 but easier. Listen closely and you can hear him ask "What was that?" 54:49 He wasn't in the way at first but then he got in the way and he had plenty of time to dodge it yet he couldn't so he just calls bullshit, wow. 1:06:39 Really?? Get outta here.

The jokes at the start, what the fuck EVEN?! 2:36 I knew it. Although "whats wrong with phill and his bottle fettish" Well he loves sticking his micro dick into them!!! LOL 3:36 He clearly touched the fucking light many times yet blames the game anyway! 8:40 You technically missed a toilet joke. 9:25 Nah, he collided into a statue and fell down. Well at least he controlled himself during the fight against the Contessa. 10:35 Use the cane! 11:33 Yes it did, Jean blocked the map. Although he sorta has a point about him breaking his table cuz he shouldn't be doing that while talking to Arpeggio. 15:17 Crypig! XD 17:32 Nah it's good. It's really fucking good, man. 21:22 He still hasn't learned to this day. Just learned to blame himself a little more in his Crash 4 playthrough. Also, not unresponsive. 26:52 I see he's always had a problem with depth perception, way more than Choctopus, he touched another guard. 30:31 Wtf, I mean he sucks at everything but still wtf 35:42 lol what? 40:04 and 59:26 DSP hates late game challenges confirmed 43:15 They brought this hazard back from Sly 1 but of course he has FUCKING ALZHEIMER'S. 44:44 He wasn't even trying to avoid the beak and talons. 49:24 He doesn't get the range. 52:31 Ewww! 54:36 Pretty much everyone had this reaction when they got to this twist. 1:06:08 Burping Lol 1:07:06 I mean he was a night club owner before this.

2:30 and 3:37 Where did those even come from? 4:34 Not even into the first episode yet and his humor is already so awful, even compared to the future TIHYDPs that I watched before this. 9:58 and 54:44 Oh, classy. 15:33 The railing was in the way. 17:47 lol 22:37 It's like he's singing the troll song... 23:06 My guy, does it even look like she has a mane, as opposed to hair? I don't think she's a lion. Jesus Christ... 23:46 Oh god stop... 28:32 Wrong, the guard on the right burned him. 29:59 AS SOON as it started. 37:12 What the hell? He wasn't supposed to run when he got close. 38:19 He's the annoying one, he literally rotated the camera to show the safe on the left yet he didn't see it. 50:01 *OH GOD I KNEW IT!!!* 55:29 He's in the mid game, he should already know that! 59:44 If the game tells you to zoom in, YOU DO IT! 1:03:06 No it's not! He didn't even try to figure out how to lure the guards away from her. Also, he did miss the barrel. 1:06:51 Crybaby! 1:07:43 Wtaf

Christ, and I thought I was bad at this game.

Even as a kid I knew that in order for your input to connect you had to be in the right position. It’s truly something that Phil still hasn’t realized that after playing so many video games. It might stem from a sense of entitlement. He got everything/or got nothing by excessively whining. He did have a whiny story about his parents not buying him a wolverine figure. Phil really is a man child.

41:59 Why don't you take a seat right there Phil.

Phil everytime he fails to climb an unclimbable slope: "Oh come ahhhhnnn". Everyone: "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity"?

Phil's reaction at 28:35 was pretty funny

20:54

2024 😅

Does anyone have a timestamp for all the: Sex/toilet jokes He makes throughout these videos.

The definition of insanity is Phil playing a game and expecting to do well without understanding any of the game mechanics.

Why is he so cringe... Lmao

2:54 That's you Phil. 😂

51:24 DSPs fantasy

I find it ironic that the guy who's known for the fighting style of repetitive Button Mashing seems to struggle with Boss Fights who's win Condition is literally just Button Mashing

overedited baaaaaad

I hated this game so much for all the same reasons. So glad to see someone else point out all the garbage within this entry. 😮‍💨

"come to the turnstile!" >immediately goes into train car what is going on inside this man's head?

What's the song? 0:42

DSP is every toxic league player the minute the enemy gets a double kill. Ffs we're 2 minutes in and you're spamming "I'm done"

I remember the first time I ever played a video game.

>Tries to desperately run from enemies that are faster than him and he could easilie kill >Tries to desperately kill enemies that are stationary and he could easilie run from

I like his toilet jokes! Someone make a whole video about them