i would be a little frighten of what could happen when this many artillery is going on a train and if a war broke out in denmark and i would wonder what kind of enemy(ies) would need that many artillery cannos to fire
ever heared of the mod true nukes? i have a pretty decend pc and with the largest nuke i was able to count my fps in hours. It took more than half an hour to load all t5he changes. So i must say i am unimpressed
I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away."
@@bmpixy The great thing about that sonnet is it not only applies to Ramesses the Great, those bugs, the people who built the railway artillery, but to even us. All things come to an end. Some day there'll be people trying to figure out what and how we built what we did.
Over at the alien airport: if you look to your left you can see the inevitable doom approaching at 10,000 mph ready to shred you face off in nanoseconds
It is a bit funny that in World War 1 the Germans did something like that with 10000 artillery cannons firing like 5 million shells in a matter of hours. You might think that this video shows something extreme... But it has already happened in reality.
how can you actually think and do all this? I am playing this game and already going made setting up simple belts routes to different factories. hahahaha. You are sir genius :)
@@soliareofastora really WOW. Been playing this game for month or more and I feel like I am really dumb and slow. Actual Geniuses are the people who created this game and the all those tons of options in this game. the more I dive in the more i Learn. its like I have to study the Factorio Wiki to learn and then use new knowledge to play. and oh yes cheating is fun too when you get stuck hahaha. I am not too smart. i can't get all those belts routed nicely. I am always tangled here and there and get eaten by biters.
@@alishanmao enjoy it while it lasts. The feeling of discovering and learning everything is the best part. Don't look up to what others did. Learn on your own! Also reddit is amazing and their factorio o Friday facts. It's amazing community
That train took so long to pull in, I bet you could have run out and killed all those biters with a tank and a flamethrower by the time it finished arriving.
Imagine waiting at a railway crossing and this train is passing ...
oh my god
DEATH
"I didn't want to cross here, anyway!"
i would be a little frighten of what could happen when this many artillery is going on a train and if a war broke out in denmark and i would wonder what kind of enemy(ies) would need that many artillery cannos to fire
@@john34261 Smells like 1864 ...
The train is so long it's arriving and departing at the same time.
LOL
Schrödingers Train.
If you listen closely you can hear his CPU/GPU scream
YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR IT LMAOOOOO I HAVEN"T STOPPED LAUGHING FOR 2 MINUETS
@Jacob Phillip bot
*Femur breaker starts*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, whyyyy? WHY?
Hello Mainboard my old Frame. I might be melting you again.
ever heared of the mod true nukes?
i have a pretty decend pc and with the largest nuke i was able to count my fps in hours. It took more than half an hour to load all t5he changes. So i must say i am unimpressed
i honestly think that this train does more pollution than my entire base
Player: You see that Biter Nest?
Train: Yes Sir
Player: *I Dont Want To.*
Train: Yes Sir!
The music makes this a million times better
Also subbed
So true
This is why classic music never gets old.
I can see that UPS/FPS dances with music :D
Normal person: "Isn't this a bit excessive?"
Factorio player: "Excessive!? What does that mean?"
I am confused, is this NOT a normal amount of artillery trains?
@@MrMoron-qn5rx no it is not, I see only 2048 available arty with the remote targeter.
@@rhazien2502 Ah, thanks for clearing that up! i shall continue the destruction of the biters! for production!
@@MrMoron-qn5rx you better the factory won't grow by itself, and you know the factory must grow.
@@rhazien2502 unless you literally design your factory to build itself
I love how he can literally paint with artillery targets
And I'm terrified by those green biters surviving several direct impacts
I first thought "This is called the Bertha", but then I saw more of the dimensions...It is more like a railway version of the death star😳😳😳
I love how the fps/ups for a short moment spiked to 60 when the train arrived just before starting to fire haha
Great video
It's like the game was saving fps for when needed
truly a factorio moment when a fps "spike" is upwards xD... "wait a minute why is fps so high?? something stopped working..."
this guy proved we need an artillery remote planner blueprint, to make Carpet Bombing evenly and without gaps
This train started loading ammo when Factorio was released
This is a monument to man's hubris
Isn't it the exact opposite though ?
Or a study of the futility of human endeavor. Both work.
I think hubris is pretty damn reasonable when you have that much artillery on your side of the fight
This is the only reason to play with biters turned on. It is a very good reason too! :D
It's like painting on ms paint, but instead the color is death.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
That's a good one
I didnt come to this video to study a Shakespeare play
Can't believe Ozymandias's kingdom was wiped off the face of the earth by railway artillery
@@bmpixy The great thing about that sonnet is it not only applies to Ramesses the Great, those bugs, the people who built the railway artillery, but to even us. All things come to an end. Some day there'll be people trying to figure out what and how we built what we did.
This is a true masterpiece, internet was made so this man could post this video. bless you garrett.
Oh, at first i wanted to say that we call these The Big Bertha.. but my apologies i was wrong. This is at very least her Bigass Daddy!
Imagine joining a friends world/ server and you just see this on the map
Looks like a tape reel. Very good!
When your train has to uncoil itself, that's when you know... that is *maybe* too much train.
Then again, there are never enough dead biters.
Props to the creators of this marvelous game that they optimized it in such a way you can do insane shit like this.
So... Hiw much RAM and GPU RAM do you want to spend?
This channel: Yes.....
me:so how many artillery bullets do you use
Him:YES
Over at the alien airport: if you look to your left you can see the inevitable doom approaching at 10,000 mph ready to shred you face off in nanoseconds
And the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go they're always full but they're always departing but they never arrive.
It is a bit funny that in World War 1 the Germans did something like that with 10000 artillery cannons firing like 5 million shells in a matter of hours.
You might think that this video shows something extreme... But it has already happened in reality.
Man the only thing missing from here is a huge round of applause at the end
how can you actually think and do all this? I am playing this game and already going made setting up simple belts routes to different factories. hahahaha. You are sir genius :)
Have u seen dude that created Pac-Man inside factorio?
@@soliareofastora really WOW. Been playing this game for month or more and I feel like I am really dumb and slow. Actual Geniuses are the people who created this game and the all those tons of options in this game. the more I dive in the more i Learn. its like I have to study the Factorio Wiki to learn and then use new knowledge to play. and oh yes cheating is fun too when you get stuck hahaha. I am not too smart. i can't get all those belts routed nicely. I am always tangled here and there and get eaten by biters.
@@alishanmao enjoy it while it lasts. The feeling of discovering and learning everything is the best part. Don't look up to what others did. Learn on your own! Also reddit is amazing and their factorio o Friday facts. It's amazing community
Remember, there would always be more *OPTIMIZATION*
Men, I feel the same
that's a looooooooong train 2024 arty wagons Nice
anyway lunching rockets also goes well over 1/min nice
I am not crying...
this...
is...
*BEAUTIFUL*
super hero : i saved hearth !
that qiet kid in the back of the class : hold my beer
Perfect song choice. This video brought me much joy, bless your face. Very impressive.
If only this video was as long as that train. I'd watch this all day.
That moment when you want to zoom out, but it only scrolls down :'(
This video gave a new meaning to "Infinity Train"
*sniff sniff* Its the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, brings a tear to a glass eye
This is the sickest merry go round I've ever seen
It's like a VHS Tape but with trains!
*places blueprint next to nest*
artillery train: "SO WE FINALLY MET"
This is the sole appropriate way to telling the biters to perhaps go somewhere else.
6 words can describe this video
"The dance of the artillery wagons".
The fact that is Light Artillery and not big howitzers break my german heart
Apparently this dude's FPS counter went on strike when the whole thing got to station and activated...
This just got on my recommend
World be like:meet the World's longest train ever!
You know it's good when factorio starts to lag
At this point you might as well just mark everywhere as a spot to shoot and turn it all into a shelled out wasteland.
There is something oddly fitting about The Blue Danube here
this reminds me of the sweedish ore trains at narvik
woow great job. looks perfect,, can you drop the blueprint?
ah it *could* be more perfect but its beautiful
Best video on UA-cam
Bigger Bertha
Top 10 satisfaying things in factorio
The music fits perfectly...
"It cost 9000 dollars to fire this train per second"
its... its.... ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
Absolutely beautiful
only 1 word "America"
The feeling inside when the bugs break an Electric Furnace.
I like trains
We need aerial biters. Would make it more fun.
Sir, we need artillrey support
Control center: Yes
Wait until OP discovers antimatter warheads.
The music is there to cover the noise from his fan
Homie playing on NASA's Pleiades
this is success defined
I played this game for about 10h and started to feel like I know what I'm doing. But then I watched this and I'm even more confused
That train took so long to pull in, I bet you could have run out and killed all those biters with a tank and a flamethrower by the time it finished arriving.
No where's the fun in that
You know it's bad when you've made factorio lag
This does not seem fair :) but quite satisfying despite never having played Factorio
This train look like a gigantic magnetic band tape
beautiful
Это конечно выглядит круто. Но так долго к этому готовиться, потом гнать поезд.
Хотя выглядит почти эпично.
me when i colour in with artillery shells on the map
Inbefore a game update causes all rail to uncouple.
I am so sorry for the 2048 hard working inserters..
Could be bigger.
you are a very sick person, but with a good taste of music
very nice
I have clearly been playing this game all wrong.
when you´re playing at 60 UPS, your base is too small!
I have no idea what I just watched. But thanks?
Mom: you aren't committed to anything
me:
this is art
Blueprint link? Love the vid btw
We're reaching warhammer level of absurd scale.
Regular Show FBI voice: "Smoke em"
Чел...
Это шедевр!
Oh lawd he commin
its... beautiful...
Imagine they had trains like that in attack of titan.....
Now to upgrade it with nuclear shells…
Emperor is pleased by this exterminatus
how tf do you refuel the trains
By hand
you are insane man
Охренеть, просто охренеть, это великолепно)
Thomas' angry german cousin.
Art.
Dope. But how do you load it?
Idfk