Big Fat Artillery Train

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @AGWittmann
    @AGWittmann 4 роки тому +535

    Imagine waiting at a railway crossing and this train is passing ...

    • @ikeofnewt7690
      @ikeofnewt7690 3 роки тому +7

      oh my god

    • @chillylizerd
      @chillylizerd 3 роки тому

      DEATH

    • @urbanberndtsson
      @urbanberndtsson 3 роки тому +25

      "I didn't want to cross here, anyway!"

    • @john34261
      @john34261 3 роки тому +7

      i would be a little frighten of what could happen when this many artillery is going on a train and if a war broke out in denmark and i would wonder what kind of enemy(ies) would need that many artillery cannos to fire

    • @AGWittmann
      @AGWittmann 3 роки тому +3

      @@john34261 Smells like 1864 ...

  • @benjamindover2601
    @benjamindover2601 4 роки тому +473

    The train is so long it's arriving and departing at the same time.

  • @Legendendear
    @Legendendear 4 роки тому +509

    If you listen closely you can hear his CPU/GPU scream

    • @worstatwinning7115
      @worstatwinning7115 3 роки тому +6

      YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR IT LMAOOOOO I HAVEN"T STOPPED LAUGHING FOR 2 MINUETS

    • @bamberghh1691
      @bamberghh1691 3 роки тому +4

      @Jacob Phillip bot

    • @javierguardiola7122
      @javierguardiola7122 3 роки тому +1

      *Femur breaker starts*
      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, whyyyy? WHY?

    • @1993Delicious
      @1993Delicious 3 роки тому +2

      Hello Mainboard my old Frame. I might be melting you again.

    • @unnameduser5647
      @unnameduser5647 3 роки тому +1

      ever heared of the mod true nukes?
      i have a pretty decend pc and with the largest nuke i was able to count my fps in hours. It took more than half an hour to load all t5he changes. So i must say i am unimpressed

  • @deuszero6476
    @deuszero6476 3 роки тому +314

    i honestly think that this train does more pollution than my entire base

  • @WolfangStudios73
    @WolfangStudios73 3 роки тому +220

    Player: You see that Biter Nest?
    Train: Yes Sir
    Player: *I Dont Want To.*
    Train: Yes Sir!

  • @craftyplayz_
    @craftyplayz_ 4 роки тому +305

    The music makes this a million times better

  • @Trupen
    @Trupen 3 роки тому +95

    I can see that UPS/FPS dances with music :D

  • @eals524
    @eals524 3 роки тому +290

    Normal person: "Isn't this a bit excessive?"
    Factorio player: "Excessive!? What does that mean?"

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 3 роки тому +15

      I am confused, is this NOT a normal amount of artillery trains?

    • @rhazien2502
      @rhazien2502 3 роки тому +4

      @@MrMoron-qn5rx no it is not, I see only 2048 available arty with the remote targeter.

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 3 роки тому +4

      @@rhazien2502 Ah, thanks for clearing that up! i shall continue the destruction of the biters! for production!

    • @rhazien2502
      @rhazien2502 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrMoron-qn5rx you better the factory won't grow by itself, and you know the factory must grow.

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 3 роки тому +3

      @@rhazien2502 unless you literally design your factory to build itself

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 3 роки тому +82

    I love how he can literally paint with artillery targets
    And I'm terrified by those green biters surviving several direct impacts

  • @Ikller-xh7qq
    @Ikller-xh7qq 4 роки тому +54

    I first thought "This is called the Bertha", but then I saw more of the dimensions...It is more like a railway version of the death star😳😳😳

  • @tyrannus00
    @tyrannus00 4 роки тому +150

    I love how the fps/ups for a short moment spiked to 60 when the train arrived just before starting to fire haha
    Great video

    • @master1900mc
      @master1900mc 3 роки тому +5

      It's like the game was saving fps for when needed

    • @thelatestartosrs
      @thelatestartosrs 2 роки тому +7

      truly a factorio moment when a fps "spike" is upwards xD... "wait a minute why is fps so high?? something stopped working..."

  • @soberTrezviy
    @soberTrezviy 2 роки тому +20

    this guy proved we need an artillery remote planner blueprint, to make Carpet Bombing evenly and without gaps

  • @gusfringfromfortniteuwu1648
    @gusfringfromfortniteuwu1648 3 роки тому +21

    This train started loading ammo when Factorio was released

  • @mightymayo121
    @mightymayo121 4 роки тому +55

    This is a monument to man's hubris

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 роки тому

      Isn't it the exact opposite though ?

    • @jimmytsongaandtheshimmycon9421
      @jimmytsongaandtheshimmycon9421 3 роки тому +2

      Or a study of the futility of human endeavor. Both work.

    • @veterayt6800
      @veterayt6800 3 роки тому +2

      I think hubris is pretty damn reasonable when you have that much artillery on your side of the fight

  • @klauskaan6320
    @klauskaan6320 4 роки тому +24

    This is the only reason to play with biters turned on. It is a very good reason too! :D

  • @S.O.A.R.
    @S.O.A.R. 4 роки тому +21

    It's like painting on ms paint, but instead the color is death.

  • @rvhill69
    @rvhill69 4 роки тому +17

    I met a traveller from an antique land
    Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
    Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
    And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
    Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
    Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
    The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away."

    • @aguywithoutaname9236
      @aguywithoutaname9236 3 роки тому

      That's a good one

    • @ilikememes262
      @ilikememes262 2 роки тому

      I didnt come to this video to study a Shakespeare play

    • @bmpixy
      @bmpixy Рік тому +2

      Can't believe Ozymandias's kingdom was wiped off the face of the earth by railway artillery

    • @rvhill69
      @rvhill69 Рік тому +1

      @@bmpixy The great thing about that sonnet is it not only applies to Ramesses the Great, those bugs, the people who built the railway artillery, but to even us. All things come to an end. Some day there'll be people trying to figure out what and how we built what we did.

  • @rubennietnodig7579
    @rubennietnodig7579 3 роки тому +14

    This is a true masterpiece, internet was made so this man could post this video. bless you garrett.

  • @kkrup5395
    @kkrup5395 4 роки тому +17

    Oh, at first i wanted to say that we call these The Big Bertha.. but my apologies i was wrong. This is at very least her Bigass Daddy!

  • @americankid7782
    @americankid7782 4 роки тому +21

    Imagine joining a friends world/ server and you just see this on the map

  • @Lagggerengineering
    @Lagggerengineering 3 роки тому +4

    Looks like a tape reel. Very good!

  • @josefl.2053
    @josefl.2053 3 роки тому +7

    When your train has to uncoil itself, that's when you know... that is *maybe* too much train.
    Then again, there are never enough dead biters.

  • @TheJamie109
    @TheJamie109 2 роки тому +3

    Props to the creators of this marvelous game that they optimized it in such a way you can do insane shit like this.

    • @andrehashimoto8056
      @andrehashimoto8056 2 роки тому +1

      So... Hiw much RAM and GPU RAM do you want to spend?
      This channel: Yes.....

  • @J05HI
    @J05HI 3 роки тому +6

    me:so how many artillery bullets do you use
    Him:YES

  • @UpsideDownEye
    @UpsideDownEye 3 роки тому +2

    Over at the alien airport: if you look to your left you can see the inevitable doom approaching at 10,000 mph ready to shred you face off in nanoseconds

  • @Marxon1134
    @Marxon1134 3 роки тому +1

    And the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go they're always full but they're always departing but they never arrive.

  • @octapusxft
    @octapusxft 3 роки тому +2

    It is a bit funny that in World War 1 the Germans did something like that with 10000 artillery cannons firing like 5 million shells in a matter of hours.
    You might think that this video shows something extreme... But it has already happened in reality.

  • @grantgomes2431
    @grantgomes2431 3 роки тому +2

    Man the only thing missing from here is a huge round of applause at the end

  • @alishanmao
    @alishanmao 4 роки тому +69

    how can you actually think and do all this? I am playing this game and already going made setting up simple belts routes to different factories. hahahaha. You are sir genius :)

    • @soliareofastora
      @soliareofastora 4 роки тому +2

      Have u seen dude that created Pac-Man inside factorio?

    • @alishanmao
      @alishanmao 4 роки тому +4

      @@soliareofastora really WOW. Been playing this game for month or more and I feel like I am really dumb and slow. Actual Geniuses are the people who created this game and the all those tons of options in this game. the more I dive in the more i Learn. its like I have to study the Factorio Wiki to learn and then use new knowledge to play. and oh yes cheating is fun too when you get stuck hahaha. I am not too smart. i can't get all those belts routed nicely. I am always tangled here and there and get eaten by biters.

    • @soliareofastora
      @soliareofastora 4 роки тому +4

      @@alishanmao enjoy it while it lasts. The feeling of discovering and learning everything is the best part. Don't look up to what others did. Learn on your own! Also reddit is amazing and their factorio o Friday facts. It's amazing community

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 роки тому +9

      Remember, there would always be more *OPTIMIZATION*

    • @franstone3857
      @franstone3857 3 роки тому

      Men, I feel the same

  • @panzervpl9406
    @panzervpl9406 3 роки тому +1

    that's a looooooooong train 2024 arty wagons Nice
    anyway lunching rockets also goes well over 1/min nice

  • @alexk6836
    @alexk6836 4 роки тому +2

    I am not crying...
    this...
    is...
    *BEAUTIFUL*

  • @Samdu-oz9ku
    @Samdu-oz9ku 3 роки тому +2

    super hero : i saved hearth !
    that qiet kid in the back of the class : hold my beer

  • @DoctorDork
    @DoctorDork 2 роки тому

    Perfect song choice. This video brought me much joy, bless your face. Very impressive.

  • @Stickweasel91
    @Stickweasel91 3 роки тому +1

    If only this video was as long as that train. I'd watch this all day.

  • @jakubz9664
    @jakubz9664 3 роки тому +4

    That moment when you want to zoom out, but it only scrolls down :'(

  • @nunoosorio3832
    @nunoosorio3832 3 роки тому +1

    This video gave a new meaning to "Infinity Train"

  • @JustSilverCh
    @JustSilverCh 4 роки тому +2

    *sniff sniff* Its the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, brings a tear to a glass eye

  • @abaronofchivalry5176
    @abaronofchivalry5176 2 роки тому

    This is the sickest merry go round I've ever seen

  • @yeetskeet691
    @yeetskeet691 2 роки тому

    It's like a VHS Tape but with trains!

  • @stevesabba2379
    @stevesabba2379 3 роки тому +1

    *places blueprint next to nest*
    artillery train: "SO WE FINALLY MET"

  • @Donnerbalken28
    @Donnerbalken28 3 роки тому

    This is the sole appropriate way to telling the biters to perhaps go somewhere else.

  • @peacooler9606
    @peacooler9606 Рік тому

    6 words can describe this video
    "The dance of the artillery wagons".

  • @gabrielatheactiveantifa
    @gabrielatheactiveantifa 2 роки тому

    The fact that is Light Artillery and not big howitzers break my german heart

  • @LexMc0606
    @LexMc0606 3 роки тому +2

    Apparently this dude's FPS counter went on strike when the whole thing got to station and activated...

  • @arifdanielnordin4908
    @arifdanielnordin4908 3 роки тому +2

    This just got on my recommend
    World be like:meet the World's longest train ever!

  • @moanteq6724
    @moanteq6724 3 роки тому +1

    You know it's good when factorio starts to lag

  • @ludicrousspeed6422
    @ludicrousspeed6422 3 роки тому +1

    At this point you might as well just mark everywhere as a spot to shoot and turn it all into a shelled out wasteland.

  • @polygondeath2361
    @polygondeath2361 2 роки тому

    There is something oddly fitting about The Blue Danube here

  • @inceptori
    @inceptori 3 роки тому

    this reminds me of the sweedish ore trains at narvik

  • @Frightlord137
    @Frightlord137 4 роки тому +5

    woow great job. looks perfect,, can you drop the blueprint?

  • @themechbuilder6171
    @themechbuilder6171 2 роки тому

    ah it *could* be more perfect but its beautiful

  • @Euler271
    @Euler271 Рік тому

    Best video on UA-cam

  • @armonnaddaf5326
    @armonnaddaf5326 4 роки тому +2

    Bigger Bertha

  • @walakineessalhi2051
    @walakineessalhi2051 3 роки тому

    Top 10 satisfaying things in factorio

  • @nicholasbelottiandreu5819
    @nicholasbelottiandreu5819 3 роки тому

    The music fits perfectly...

  • @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
    @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 2 роки тому

    "It cost 9000 dollars to fire this train per second"

  • @realitydisconnected4155
    @realitydisconnected4155 Рік тому

    its... its.... ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!

  • @grantgomes2431
    @grantgomes2431 3 роки тому

    Absolutely beautiful

  • @danielspringer2610
    @danielspringer2610 3 роки тому +3

    only 1 word "America"

  • @TotalTirpitz
    @TotalTirpitz 3 роки тому

    The feeling inside when the bugs break an Electric Furnace.

  • @atomspalter2090
    @atomspalter2090 3 роки тому +1

    I like trains

  • @boywithcrackers3871
    @boywithcrackers3871 3 роки тому

    We need aerial biters. Would make it more fun.

  • @JustForFun-gb8dw
    @JustForFun-gb8dw Рік тому

    Sir, we need artillrey support
    Control center: Yes

  • @DjurrenArt
    @DjurrenArt 3 роки тому

    Wait until OP discovers antimatter warheads.

  • @bruhdude2725
    @bruhdude2725 2 роки тому

    The music is there to cover the noise from his fan

  • @walter5700
    @walter5700 3 роки тому

    Homie playing on NASA's Pleiades

  • @luckerowl8990
    @luckerowl8990 3 роки тому

    this is success defined

  • @Mr90TS
    @Mr90TS 2 роки тому

    I played this game for about 10h and started to feel like I know what I'm doing. But then I watched this and I'm even more confused

  • @eraz0rhead
    @eraz0rhead 4 роки тому +1

    That train took so long to pull in, I bet you could have run out and killed all those biters with a tank and a flamethrower by the time it finished arriving.

    • @XxHAZMATxX
      @XxHAZMATxX 3 роки тому

      No where's the fun in that

  • @thobiex
    @thobiex 3 роки тому +3

    You know it's bad when you've made factorio lag

  • @tormap999
    @tormap999 3 роки тому

    This does not seem fair :) but quite satisfying despite never having played Factorio

  • @flitzsdomingos
    @flitzsdomingos 3 роки тому

    This train look like a gigantic magnetic band tape

  • @sofcfgb
    @sofcfgb Рік тому

    beautiful

  • @MrFedozzz
    @MrFedozzz 2 роки тому

    Это конечно выглядит круто. Но так долго к этому готовиться, потом гнать поезд.
    Хотя выглядит почти эпично.

  • @redstonecaptain8420
    @redstonecaptain8420 2 роки тому

    me when i colour in with artillery shells on the map

  • @Nicmadis
    @Nicmadis 2 роки тому

    Inbefore a game update causes all rail to uncouple.

  • @klaidyzka4408
    @klaidyzka4408 3 роки тому

    I am so sorry for the 2048 hard working inserters..

  • @SpookyDeadeye
    @SpookyDeadeye 3 роки тому +1

    Could be bigger.

  • @Burntime2000
    @Burntime2000 3 роки тому

    you are a very sick person, but with a good taste of music

  • @TTHIAGO666
    @TTHIAGO666 2 роки тому

    very nice

  • @FrederickFokker
    @FrederickFokker 2 роки тому

    I have clearly been playing this game all wrong.

  • @meixo9083
    @meixo9083 2 роки тому

    when you´re playing at 60 UPS, your base is too small!

  • @babbylonmon
    @babbylonmon 3 роки тому

    I have no idea what I just watched. But thanks?

  • @watnatnotimportant6111
    @watnatnotimportant6111 3 роки тому

    Mom: you aren't committed to anything
    me:

  • @nazmyucetepe1952
    @nazmyucetepe1952 3 роки тому

    this is art

  • @tdjgaming4491
    @tdjgaming4491 4 роки тому +3

    Blueprint link? Love the vid btw

  • @meneither3834
    @meneither3834 3 роки тому

    We're reaching warhammer level of absurd scale.

  • @felipeaugusto2600
    @felipeaugusto2600 3 роки тому

    Regular Show FBI voice: "Smoke em"

  • @PIROTEHNIK010
    @PIROTEHNIK010 3 роки тому

    Чел...
    Это шедевр!

  • @TheBubblegumgirl14
    @TheBubblegumgirl14 4 роки тому +1

    Oh lawd he commin

  • @mahuba2553
    @mahuba2553 3 роки тому

    its... beautiful...

  • @jont2576
    @jont2576 2 роки тому

    Imagine they had trains like that in attack of titan.....

  • @FlamingNinja
    @FlamingNinja Рік тому

    Now to upgrade it with nuclear shells…

  • @LordStaszko
    @LordStaszko 3 роки тому

    Emperor is pleased by this exterminatus

  • @manspaghetti6351
    @manspaghetti6351 4 роки тому +3

    how tf do you refuel the trains

  • @citronovastava
    @citronovastava 4 роки тому

    you are insane man

  • @yainkognito7267
    @yainkognito7267 2 роки тому

    Охренеть, просто охренеть, это великолепно)

  • @YuNo232
    @YuNo232 Рік тому

    Thomas' angry german cousin.

  • @grimfist_one
    @grimfist_one 4 роки тому

    Art.

  • @booradley123321
    @booradley123321 3 роки тому +2

    Dope. But how do you load it?

    • @J05HI
      @J05HI 3 роки тому +1

      Idfk