JoJo Siwa Is Actually Poor...

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • In JoJo Siwa Is Actually Poor, we talk about the antagonist of Danielle Cohn, JoJo Siwa. Following the JoJo Siwa Justin Bieber feud, we ask is JoJo Siwa rich? Or living off of past Dance Moms fame.
    Twitter: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)

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  • @dschristensen
    @dschristensen 5 років тому +2135

    "The pre-teen I disliked when I was a child, and the preteen I dislike as a full-grown man"
    *perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

    • @user-me8fm5yf4n
      @user-me8fm5yf4n 5 років тому +6

      Danielle S Foster smooth

    • @freddo4304
      @freddo4304 5 років тому +3

      If anything James didn't have constipation he had something else hard maybe his ..........
      Pet rock you creep

    • @SallyJepson
      @SallyJepson 4 роки тому

      Um

  • @Scrubby
    @Scrubby 5 років тому +8638

    if shes poor im dirt broke

    • @lanakrajcer
      @lanakrajcer 5 років тому +60

      Btw. Love your content

    • @alex_156
      @alex_156 5 років тому +52

      Lol srubby didn't think I'd see your comment, good content really love it :)

    • @FormulaLibby19
      @FormulaLibby19 5 років тому +13

      Scrubby same tbh

    • @FormulaLibby19
      @FormulaLibby19 5 років тому +9

      Scrubby just subbed to you ! Your content seems amazing

    • @Fab0u0
      @Fab0u0 5 років тому +8

      Scrubby, I just want you to know that you are one of my favorite youtubers💜🍔(Sorry if there are grammatical errors.)

  • @legit8264
    @legit8264 5 років тому +696

    My friend saw her dad driving her "car". I feel so bad for him

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 4 роки тому +2555

    Is her voice okay? Like, legit, it sounds so raw from all the screaming she does. Take a break girl, drink some water.

  • @vanessahawley-hart9541
    @vanessahawley-hart9541 5 років тому +472

    “Her intros sound like a choked Rottweiler yapping for its life “ Oml I am dying 😂😂

  • @IATEALLTHECHEESE
    @IATEALLTHECHEESE 4 роки тому +2388

    Ngl Jojo's voice when she's talking on her channel makes my throat hurt

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 4 роки тому +38

      Ikr? I can physically feel my throat constricting listening to her speak lol

    • @stantwiceforclearskin3317
      @stantwiceforclearskin3317 4 роки тому +6

      I like Cheese...

    • @jonhewitt8259
      @jonhewitt8259 4 роки тому +12

      @@stantwiceforclearskin3317 what type

    • @kopi6850
      @kopi6850 4 роки тому +6

      Ikr? Especially when Jojo said that annoying "Ora ora ora..." thing. Jojo's deep voice is just making me try to kill myself

    • @amiraultshill
      @amiraultshill 4 роки тому +13

      She sounds like she smoke 80 packs of cigarettes a day

  • @shannonsteelman5544
    @shannonsteelman5544 5 років тому +1446

    I get this feeling that JoJo is on the path to become the real life version of Baby Brent from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

  • @SunSecurity
    @SunSecurity 4 роки тому +370

    “Being gay isn’t a choice......and neither is being a twat” Absolutely brilliant 😂😂

  • @hannahraeken3199
    @hannahraeken3199 5 років тому +812

    Shiiiit i’d act like a seven year old too if I could be that rich by it

  • @lewish6919
    @lewish6919 5 років тому +122

    'Being gay isn't a choice, neither is being a twat'- first famous quote of 2019

  • @JonoZaidi
    @JonoZaidi 5 років тому +1883

    “Jojo Dildodo”
    - James Marriot 2019

  • @curtss3269
    @curtss3269 4 роки тому +521

    James “I wish I could go back to 2018. 2019 sucks”
    People in 2020 TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 3 роки тому +6

      JUST USE THIS THING:
      “:”

    • @ritaghanem4090
      @ritaghanem4090 3 роки тому

      @@ILikeBirds lol

    • @willaturner114
      @willaturner114 3 роки тому +9

      @Hrurts: James “I wish I could go back to 2018. 2019 sucks”
      People in 2020 TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
      People in 2021: TACK THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

    • @drunkenhusky3333
      @drunkenhusky3333 3 роки тому +6

      Ppl from 2021: its- its FINE- this is FINE- im- im- TAKE ME BACK! I WANNA GO BACK PLEASE!!!! PLEEEAAASSSEEEE I BEG OF YOU!!!!

    • @Sophia-vw1ku
      @Sophia-vw1ku 3 роки тому +1

      poo lol

  • @tigrid0241
    @tigrid0241 5 років тому +524

    JoJo sounds like she's spent the last 20 years smoking a pack a day

  • @scrimblo5845
    @scrimblo5845 5 років тому +843

    Jojo siwa is that one girl who’s parents took her to see bohemian rhapsody once and she’s suddenly obsessed with Freddie Mercury

    • @marikaporteners452
      @marikaporteners452 5 років тому +48

      Sniperella she’s so quirky now she knows all the songs in the movie omg how quirky and different! 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @Natalie135791
      @Natalie135791 5 років тому +59

      Literally half this generation pretends to like Queen

    • @oliviavdl6458
      @oliviavdl6458 5 років тому +13

      iM iN LoVE WiTH mY CaR iS My SonG

    • @iwastooned
      @iwastooned 5 років тому +12

      the sweater, microphone stick and the "queen tribute band" sent me

    • @kylanguyen650
      @kylanguyen650 5 років тому +1

      Sniperella lmfaooo

  • @Gigglehoundz
    @Gigglehoundz 4 роки тому +4024

    Jojo doesn’t act her age, she acts younger. Still better than Danielle.
    Edit: Why are people still responding to this and why does it has so many likes

    • @josephyazbeck3151
      @josephyazbeck3151 4 роки тому +28

      Or the opposite

    • @evelyn-bz7hv
      @evelyn-bz7hv 4 роки тому +13

      Yesssssssss

    • @dylantilley6606
      @dylantilley6606 4 роки тому +9

      @@josephyazbeck3151 yep

    • @livjupiter
      @livjupiter 4 роки тому +45

      She is like 1092828383838383838 times better then Danielle

    • @gossipuwo5666
      @gossipuwo5666 4 роки тому +18

      So what she acts her age a baby could act like a teenager theres no difference she still acts her age and that's just your opinion.

  • @idunnohaah3674
    @idunnohaah3674 4 роки тому +1333

    James: she is five years younger than me
    Also James: jojo siwa is 55
    James is 60 then
    James is mega boomer man

    • @denstrains3493
      @denstrains3493 4 роки тому +12

      Boomer boomer

    • @DiamondOre-ep8to
      @DiamondOre-ep8to 4 роки тому +11

      What in the world makes you think you can be so right and get away with it?

    • @kayleighsmith5988
      @kayleighsmith5988 4 роки тому +4

      BOOMERRRRR

    • @idontcareanymore7988
      @idontcareanymore7988 4 роки тому +1

      I dunno Haah hello twin brother

    • @idunnohaah3674
      @idunnohaah3674 4 роки тому

      IMPOSTER The real old guy shrugging would know when he went to war with young guy shrugging ( also your videos are good)

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 5 років тому +1616

    It's like she set her vocal cords to the "cracked" preset.

    • @katie2982
      @katie2982 5 років тому +6

      candiigurl7893 do u play sims

    • @fuzestrange1715
      @fuzestrange1715 5 років тому +2

      What sort of question is that

    • @justingraves8649
      @justingraves8649 5 років тому +2

      Sounds like she needs Ritlan meds. I couldn't stand being around somebody like her lol

    • @SpiltYT
      @SpiltYT 5 років тому

      Omg 😂

    • @mymorenoblepursuits9173
      @mymorenoblepursuits9173 5 років тому +12

      Can't wait for Jojo to go through her rebellious phase. When do you think she'll want to look sexy? Lmao ewwwww

  • @lilililil7240
    @lilililil7240 5 років тому +529

    Her hairline is higher than my grades

    • @TommyTonk
      @TommyTonk 5 років тому +6

      @333 666 Her hairline is higher than Elon Musk in that one Podcast.

    • @blessyouelmo3395
      @blessyouelmo3395 5 років тому +3

      Bitch the 2nd semester just started how horrible could your grades be atm😂😂😂

    • @TommyTonk
      @TommyTonk 5 років тому +5

      @@blessyouelmo3395 Im Australian so semester one hasn't even started yet

    • @justaninnocentpomegranate3702
      @justaninnocentpomegranate3702 5 років тому

      ItzLiliA But is that really saying much?

    • @Mitskienthusiast
      @Mitskienthusiast 5 років тому

      Her hair line is also higher than my grades and I get a and b's

  • @sumayyah_bx
    @sumayyah_bx 5 років тому +594

    Jojo sounds like she smokes 6 packs a day

    • @Rinkydinkydinky
      @Rinkydinkydinky 5 років тому +38

      Yes, if she continues to talk so loud she won't have a voice soon

    • @leon166
      @leon166 5 років тому +3

      So does joshy well his laugh does

    • @sumayyah_bx
      @sumayyah_bx 5 років тому +2

      @@leon166 not gonna disagree 😂

    • @silver924
      @silver924 5 років тому +17

      Plottwist, Jojo is actually a teenage boy going through puberty vocal change.

    • @george1bohr
      @george1bohr 5 років тому

      60*

  • @spagetxtea
    @spagetxtea 4 роки тому +174

    Jojo: with Karen my manager!
    *she has become the thing she swore to destroy*

  • @prishap9937
    @prishap9937 5 років тому +439

    JoJo Dil-DoDo
    *Genius.*

  • @xgacha-kiwix2600
    @xgacha-kiwix2600 5 років тому +980

    4:37
    TikTok: *hIppIty HoppiTy ThiS iS Now mY ProPERty*

    • @richardtv6167
      @richardtv6167 5 років тому +12

      She is like female jacon sartorius

    • @richardtv6167
      @richardtv6167 5 років тому +5

      *jacob

    • @koolkat97
      @koolkat97 5 років тому +5

      @@richardtv6167 but Jacob Sartorious swears and smokes and is the opposite of jojo siwa

    • @ironicacunit
      @ironicacunit 5 років тому +2

      IKR i found this on tik tok first and a month later im seeing the video like *surprised pikachu face*

  • @nothuman4042
    @nothuman4042 5 років тому +516

    James is 60 years old he said that jojo is 5 years younger than him

    • @milkytv8746
      @milkytv8746 5 років тому +16

      Anmol Yadav he could get his seniors card!! That’s a discount off food at the pub

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 5 років тому +4

      He confirmed it when he said he was a sweaty 50 year old man pretending to be a 15 year old girl. CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED!

  • @lyn8981
    @lyn8981 4 роки тому +402

    im 15 and for my birthday this year i didn't even get a cake

    • @gerismind
      @gerismind 4 роки тому +8

      If your on reddit you got the delishous BIRTHDAY KARMA

    • @adoptme_gamer4life351
      @adoptme_gamer4life351 4 роки тому +4

      Omg me too I turned 15 and did not get a cake lol

    • @cierraerhart4114
      @cierraerhart4114 4 роки тому +12

      Here have a cake and other nice foods
      🥳👉🍦🍰🎂🍭🍪🧁🥧

    • @lyn8981
      @lyn8981 4 роки тому

      @@cierraerhart4114 aww thanks!

    • @lyn8981
      @lyn8981 4 роки тому

      @MayheM Moran thank youu

  • @hypnagogue
    @hypnagogue 5 років тому +344

    bruh she doesn't act her own age she acts a decade younger

    • @milkytv8746
      @milkytv8746 5 років тому +5

      No, that’s not how 45 year olds act 😂

    • @listenidk9709
      @listenidk9709 5 років тому +8

      I’m pretty sure she only acts like to sell more merch

    • @annehorner9750
      @annehorner9750 5 років тому +2

      Nah fam. She's acting how 15 year olds SHOULD act. Most 15 year olds act like they're grown women.

    • @AM-ue8mu
      @AM-ue8mu 5 років тому +1

      Yehhh but I would rather that then b acting like a teenage striper

    • @sopghiemack1141
      @sopghiemack1141 5 років тому

      333

  • @MichaelOrtega
    @MichaelOrtega 5 років тому +863

    Jo Jo speaking clearly?

    • @doublebubblediscoqwn3058
      @doublebubblediscoqwn3058 5 років тому +2

      OMFG YOURE RIGHT-

    • @p21004
      @p21004 5 років тому +6

      Nah it's actually a clone

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      @katiedawson3106 5 років тому +6

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    • @felina9187
      @felina9187 5 років тому

      Michael Ortega ikr

    • @imnothererightnow4077
      @imnothererightnow4077 5 років тому

      Impossible 😶😶😶

  • @Dadonpogo
    @Dadonpogo 5 років тому +903

    If she is poor, I don’t know what I am.

  • @Hewwyeah
    @Hewwyeah 4 роки тому +282

    when you see it online: Melanie Martinez
    when you get it in from mail: Jojo Siwa

  • @vluna444
    @vluna444 5 років тому +311

    *If she’s poor I may as well be living outside my local Tesco.*

  • @huskytzu7709
    @huskytzu7709 5 років тому +112

    She yells so much that she cracked her voice lmao

    • @ash-lg6ky
      @ash-lg6ky 5 років тому

      El Qone'ars it’s the satire from james lmao

    • @huskytzu7709
      @huskytzu7709 5 років тому

      El Qone'ars at least he’s not screechy... but yeah he’s a bit loud but that could be his style of just talking

  • @krysimp.
    @krysimp. 5 років тому +2268

    Logan looking more like jojo than jojo.

    • @felina9187
      @felina9187 5 років тому +3

      stirfrydontlie 18 lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @krysimp.
      @krysimp. 5 років тому +3

      @MR KAGE is it?

    • @thomas-wr1fj
      @thomas-wr1fj 5 років тому +3

      NANI?

    • @papaducknips3461
      @papaducknips3461 5 років тому +3

      James > Alex > the other two

    • @spiicypotato
      @spiicypotato 5 років тому +4

      No he looks a bit more like DIO.

  • @nightskys1574
    @nightskys1574 4 роки тому +49

    james here: "i dont pretend to be a linguistic scholar"
    james everywhere else: T R I L I N G U A L

  • @aanne1670
    @aanne1670 5 років тому +627

    “i’m gonna kill myself anyway” cracked me up

  • @olenagorsen1918
    @olenagorsen1918 5 років тому +289

    Ahhhhh, I love coming home to James bullying a kid for ten minutes straight

    • @datboiloke113
      @datboiloke113 5 років тому +1

      Ole except shes not a kid 10/10

    • @AlonsoDG
      @AlonsoDG 5 років тому

      She's FifTEEN

  • @dansblackteeshirt2571
    @dansblackteeshirt2571 5 років тому +811

    she gonna lose her voice.. if she keeps shouting like that... then again... oli sykes still has his voice...

    • @lisa.m.9692
      @lisa.m.9692 5 років тому +8

      Yeah because he's a professional screamer, Jojo is just a screaming kid

    • @sayanahna8366
      @sayanahna8366 5 років тому +13

      And her hair, if she keeps tying them like that

    • @clarah9217
      @clarah9217 5 років тому +6

      Actually Oli Sykes doesn't have his voice anymore lol

    • @lisa.m.9692
      @lisa.m.9692 5 років тому +1

      And still he screams better than jojo

    • @clarah9217
      @clarah9217 5 років тому

      Omg true haha

  • @eternalninja67
    @eternalninja67 4 роки тому +97

    James: If 2019 is gunna be like this Imma give up
    Everyone else: Wait till 2020

  • @Caroline-sl4ng
    @Caroline-sl4ng 5 років тому +266

    I wouldn’t drive a car with my face on it, it would cause too many accidents... and how narcissistic can you be to have a car with your face on it? Jeffree Star doesn’t even do it 😂

  • @soggysocks9842
    @soggysocks9842 5 років тому +1119

    Wait... did she just say her manager......Karen
    This is a beautiful moment

  • @oonamuller
    @oonamuller 4 роки тому +725

    I can’t believe she insulted our Lord and savior Freddie Mercury that way.

    • @ambera9862
      @ambera9862 4 роки тому +26

      Oomi Cosplay Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave because of Jojo 😂

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 4 роки тому +23

      That moment made me utter the words "how dare you" out loud.

    • @sam-wtf
      @sam-wtf 4 роки тому +7

      Oomi Cosplay exactly 💀

    • @challengerfirefly9946
      @challengerfirefly9946 4 роки тому +7

      I am disgusted

    • @frostybread2731
      @frostybread2731 4 роки тому +10

      As a diehard queenie and CEO of Rogling Headquarters, All of us cringed at every single thing she said about Freddie MerkYaKnees. 🤢

  • @Julia-qe9fn
    @Julia-qe9fn 4 роки тому +41

    '' she's 5 years younger than me ''
    is James 60 years old

  • @emery6070
    @emery6070 5 років тому +147

    I wouldn't say JoJo Siwa acts her age. Most 15 y/o are capable of being more mature than that (even without selling their bodies for views ala Danielle Cohn).

    • @shadypalmtree2989
      @shadypalmtree2989 5 років тому +2

      Well Danielle is 12, so Jojo is (in this context) a bit more mature.

    • @Banoffeenyx
      @Banoffeenyx 5 років тому

      Let her like pink and bows!

    • @emery6070
      @emery6070 5 років тому +5

      @@Banoffeenyx She can like whatever colors she wants! But I highly doubt that, say, that car, is something she would be caught dead in if it didn't make her money. Not hating on her for doing what's best for her branding. Just saying that she doesn't act her age, she puts on a much younger act in order to appeal to her audience :)

    • @Banoffeenyx
      @Banoffeenyx 5 років тому

      Emery Hoffman that’s fair

  • @deborahc8976
    @deborahc8976 5 років тому +527

    this has nothing to do with JoJo but
    *_LOGAN PAUL HAS A BEARD NOW?_*

    • @heungbitt
      @heungbitt 5 років тому +1

      Flower Cat I KNOW RIGHT?!??

    • @koolkat97
      @koolkat97 5 років тому +1

      crazy

  • @howtodothings2014
    @howtodothings2014 5 років тому +514

    Next video: *Jojo Siwa is actually James Marriott*
    Edit: hunt for the heart begins. -.-

  • @hughcassidy6463
    @hughcassidy6463 4 роки тому +57

    If 2019 is going to be like this take me back to 2018
    That aged well

  • @pandicorn007
    @pandicorn007 5 років тому +150

    His Jojo impersonation sounds like Pinocchio from Shrek

    • @spiridosi
      @spiridosi 5 років тому

      I watched the entire video because I expected a Jojo's bizarre adventures reference....

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties 5 років тому +3

      @@spiridosi I mean technically Pinocchio is a JoJo reference

    • @lish6859
      @lish6859 5 років тому

      Anastasia close enough

  • @lucasburns7700
    @lucasburns7700 5 років тому +813

    One guy on UA-cam whose actually funny 😂

    • @ibharon126
      @ibharon126 5 років тому +15

      Time to meet memeulous

    • @youssefmoawad947
      @youssefmoawad947 5 років тому

      Have u met pyrocynical

    • @yes-zz6rb
      @yes-zz6rb 5 років тому +1

      FH 7 ik this is late ik he is actually pretty funny, but this is also a channel called Danny Gonzalez I think he is pretty funny to!

  • @gingernut191
    @gingernut191 5 років тому +3186

    But does she have AirPods

    • @GeekyGirlyGlam
      @GeekyGirlyGlam 5 років тому +172

      Her mom probably wouldn't let her -choking hazard.

    • @Jack-oc2xq
      @Jack-oc2xq 5 років тому +147

      Actually, her ears are Bluetooth enabled.

    • @alyicot
      @alyicot 5 років тому +21

      the real questions🤔

    • @timothyestrada4549
      @timothyestrada4549 5 років тому +40

      is that poor I smell?

    • @papasquat4315
      @papasquat4315 5 років тому +32

      Sorry, i cant speak poor

  • @MarcozExe
    @MarcozExe 4 роки тому +45

    The subtitles when Jojo talks:
    hEy GuYs

  • @capscol
    @capscol 5 років тому +212

    For a second I thought she said 40 billion bows

    • @alfiecross06
      @alfiecross06 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @Olddd_ma
      @Olddd_ma 5 років тому +2

      40 billions sounds more realistic then 40 million

    • @alexhartley9963
      @alexhartley9963 5 років тому +5

      xXUnknown_PlaysXx
      Considering there’s only 7 billion people on the planet.... that means someone bought a fuck tonne of bows

    • @theflightlessbutdankkiwi3820
      @theflightlessbutdankkiwi3820 5 років тому

      @@Olddd_ma no?

    • @zeldasill109
      @zeldasill109 5 років тому +2

      Grayfox Gaming she did ur life is a lie

  • @CordWit
    @CordWit 5 років тому +5836

    You say Jojo Siwa is 5 years younger than you and she's better at driving...
    But in the last Jojo Siwa video you confirmed that she is 55....
    Wait you're 60 years old James?

  • @edenrose7537
    @edenrose7537 5 років тому +217

    Rewatching this for the 100th time... Having a James Marriott marathon... I have watched so much James Marriot.... So... Much....

  • @XeniaClemena
    @XeniaClemena 4 роки тому +10

    "Jojo dildodo" caught me off guard

  • @notadog4762
    @notadog4762 5 років тому +392

    This video has a lot of sexual jokes considering you're reviewing a 15 year old............oh wait never mind shes 55, ok you're fine keep on doing what you're doing (thanks for all the likes)

    • @LordDice1
      @LordDice1 5 років тому +3

      Vagazzled! 😳😁😁😁

  • @coolte9827
    @coolte9827 5 років тому +605

    “That price tag is probably bigger than my fear of death”
    ..................
    p r o b a b l y n o t

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 5 років тому +335

    Even though the car is ugly it's more expensive than anything I'll ever own

  • @sideshowsniket
    @sideshowsniket 4 роки тому +41

    Why is she always screaming? We can hear her just fine without screaming.

    • @yasma5781
      @yasma5781 3 роки тому +1

      Because kids enjoy her screaming idk exactly why

  • @jasonvoorhees9117
    @jasonvoorhees9117 5 років тому +329

    I’m 15 and my life consists of drowning in exams and lack of sleep

    • @rosiegraham6131
      @rosiegraham6131 5 років тому +6

      Sameeee im not 15 yet tho 🙄🙄
      Does she even go to school jojo i mean ahah

    • @cdjurfitbghynkmv7787
      @cdjurfitbghynkmv7787 5 років тому

      You are very relatible

    • @imanichatelain556
      @imanichatelain556 5 років тому +3

      Meeeee I'm so bad at chemistry I've been watching crash courses still don't understand I have my math regents again next week still don't get math my 15 and JoJo's 15 is totally different 😟

    • @evangel1sta
      @evangel1sta 5 років тому +2

      Just sell 40m bows, you’ll be good 👌🏼

    • @samanthadinkel1223
      @samanthadinkel1223 5 років тому

      SAME

  • @potatooo6139
    @potatooo6139 5 років тому +115

    Her background wtf, she is 15, looks 11 and acts 5

  • @ningguang446
    @ningguang446 5 років тому +274

    Damn she has more bows than I have brain cells

    • @Sirslatticus
      @Sirslatticus 5 років тому

      Briana Vu well she’s not really got a big goal then.

    • @latmigdo9025
      @latmigdo9025 5 років тому +1

      Me too, only that i dont have any bows.

    • @benjamincannon5054
      @benjamincannon5054 5 років тому

      Not hard to beat 0.

    • @lindor2948
      @lindor2948 5 років тому

      @@benjamincannon5054 r/whooooosh

    • @Mythical4227
      @Mythical4227 5 років тому

      Beautiful.. beautifully said..

  • @deimantepetelyte612
    @deimantepetelyte612 4 роки тому +18

    When Jojo Siwa SCREAMS IN HER INTRO 2 things happen.
    1. WHOOPS MY EARS WHENT BOOOM
    2.I can't understand anything

  • @lanerogers6840
    @lanerogers6840 5 років тому +553

    She’s always SCREAMING and so RASPY my most like ever thx

    • @ettiw1233
      @ettiw1233 5 років тому +2

      Lane Rogers it took me probably about four to five intros of hers just to grasp what she was actually saying .. and I can’t blame
      it solely on English being not my mother tongue 😬
      Way to energetic for my 27 year old ass 🤭😁

    • @starryeyevibes6945
      @starryeyevibes6945 5 років тому +2

      She's trying to hide her slightly deep voice, yk cause she's 15

    • @juliaolstad9091
      @juliaolstad9091 5 років тому

      It's how she acts! She is a very nice girl

    • @Trish-rj5nj
      @Trish-rj5nj 5 років тому +2

      julia olstad she literally faked her dads death for views

    • @idontevenknow9343
      @idontevenknow9343 5 років тому +2

      Its cringey

  • @aaliyahhh9310
    @aaliyahhh9310 5 років тому +319

    JoJo siwa is almost the same age as Billie elish 😱

  • @izziepowell
    @izziepowell 4 роки тому +25

    Jojo's car reminds me of a Barbie car I once had and destroyed. I think I'm going to be siding with Justin Bieber on this. "Burn it, Burn it, Burn it".

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 років тому +179

    1:33 FBI: Say what now?

    • @skittles3967
      @skittles3967 5 років тому +1

      Polish Filipino how much u wanna bet James is on the FBI watchlist

  • @SophieandJoe
    @SophieandJoe 5 років тому +2436

    *"JojoDildodo"? what an aPAULing joke*

  • @hollyopenshaw6992
    @hollyopenshaw6992 5 років тому +98

    Her voice sounds like a 75yr old man who’s been smoking since he was five

    • @Feet570
      @Feet570 5 років тому

      Holly Openshaw yeah but no

  • @nope9363
    @nope9363 4 роки тому +14

    “Take me back to 2018. If 2019s gonna be like this, I’d rather be decapitated” Just you wait past James... Just you wait...

  • @Rock_Lee_The_Handsome_Devil
    @Rock_Lee_The_Handsome_Devil 5 років тому +123

    *a pet nonce*
    A pet nonce
    A PET NONCE
    a pEt nOnCE

    • @Gamper1
      @Gamper1 5 років тому +3

      Rock Lee the Handsome Devil of the Konoha i read this as i heard it lol

    • @liliowy
      @liliowy 5 років тому +5

      I mean they live with Alex

  • @sunpi
    @sunpi 5 років тому +600

    i love this channel!

  • @livm9306
    @livm9306 5 років тому +471

    Wait, hold on did you say that for her parents anniversary she put a giant picture of herself I’m their house?
    What is up with this child

    • @stantwiceforclearskin3317
      @stantwiceforclearskin3317 4 роки тому +1

      xxFandom Girlxx her parents love her and if your not used to that then clearly your parents don’t feel the same way about you sad wait no it’s not hahaha

    • @stantwiceforclearskin3317
      @stantwiceforclearskin3317 4 роки тому

      Madeleine Austria I’m not seven I’m ten and UA-cam kids is for 5 year olds so shut your mouth in no seven your old you act like one for saying that

    • @justsomeunicornwithinterne6490
      @justsomeunicornwithinterne6490 4 роки тому +5

      Mackenzie Musselman, actually if you are familiar with the laws then you would know UA-cam is 13+ due to content and jojo is a fake annoying immature child, and her parents only love her for money. If I made that much a day my dad would’ve probably stuck around longer
      *get onto kids you tube, this UA-cam isn’t safe for you*

    • @stantwiceforclearskin3317
      @stantwiceforclearskin3317 4 роки тому

      Just some unicorn with Internet access well my parent say I can have it because I act mature you should have youtube kids

    • @lamp6798
      @lamp6798 4 роки тому +3

      Mackenzie Musselman oh yeah your clearly ten years old. i think youtube kids is for 5-12 year olds... you’ve still got time kid

  • @nataliefranks2459
    @nataliefranks2459 4 роки тому +120

    The worst thing about her is that she’s a “queen fan”

    • @RAATlol
      @RAATlol 4 роки тому +1

      Natalie Franks yeah, sure

    • @ericbirling4004
      @ericbirling4004 2 роки тому

      I'm a Queen fan ☺️ so yeah

  • @carni5064
    @carni5064 5 років тому +633

    Why does she sound like she smokes a pack a day?

    • @braggerflunky4848
      @braggerflunky4848 5 років тому +9

      A tonne of cocaine a day

    • @s___bitch8888
      @s___bitch8888 5 років тому +37

      bc she screaming all the damn time her voice is breaking

    • @a3nder
      @a3nder 5 років тому +12

      *Shit, it sounds like she ate cocaine instead of siffing it*

    • @lillier1596
      @lillier1596 5 років тому +6

      thats what it sounds like if you eat cigarettes,, like actually crunch them and swallow them

    • @faith9196
      @faith9196 5 років тому

      A3nderPearl YT 😂😂

  • @aquila56-49
    @aquila56-49 5 років тому +149

    Acts like a 15-year-old? She is dressed like a 5-year-old.

    • @unknownperson3109
      @unknownperson3109 5 років тому +3

      Makes more money than your average 30 year old

    • @ExEEveeMon
      @ExEEveeMon 5 років тому +4

      matilda :] I think a careful, girl with values and self importance is an intelligent girl. Rather than some girl caught up in useless issues and boys.

    • @dansblackteeshirt2571
      @dansblackteeshirt2571 5 років тому

      Aquila56 - ya haven’t seen what 15 year olds wear

    • @dansblackteeshirt2571
      @dansblackteeshirt2571 5 років тому +1

      Taylor LeClair PREACH

    • @dansblackteeshirt2571
      @dansblackteeshirt2571 5 років тому

      matilda :] same

  • @subwooferlullaby7507
    @subwooferlullaby7507 5 років тому +101

    Jojo sounds like she losing he voice.
    (Probably because of how loud she is)

  • @parisnicole6277
    @parisnicole6277 4 роки тому +56

    JoJo: Acts younger- Gets HATE
    Danielle Cohn: Acts older- Gets HATE
    Charli: Acts her age- Gets HATE
    I dont know what you guys want.

    • @theintelligenceagency3638
      @theintelligenceagency3638 3 роки тому

      Everybody gets hate anyway so

    • @parisnicole6277
      @parisnicole6277 3 роки тому +3

      @@theintelligenceagency3638 why does everybody get hate? Stop normalizing hate bro

    • @theintelligenceagency3638
      @theintelligenceagency3638 3 роки тому +1

      @@parisnicole6277 I'm not saying it's good- it literally already happened

    • @parisnicole6277
      @parisnicole6277 3 роки тому +2

      @@theintelligenceagency3638 I'm just saying that the people who hate have the worst reasons to do so

    • @imitationcrabmeat6999
      @imitationcrabmeat6999 3 роки тому

      Dont defend that bitch, just another privilidged white girl acting out

  • @hannahhhhhhhhhh
    @hannahhhhhhhhhh 5 років тому +206

    but why would you want a car with your face on it

    • @owlie1855
      @owlie1855 5 років тому +12

      If someone steals it nearly everyone will probably think that they stole it well maybe

    • @niaou4903
      @niaou4903 5 років тому +2

      I know right? I dont even want to look at my face

    • @hannahhhhhhhhhh
      @hannahhhhhhhhhh 5 років тому

      BomBom I mean i wanna punch my face its so ugly, you do you i guess

    • @hannahhhhhhhhhh
      @hannahhhhhhhhhh 5 років тому

      Hi!! ! b i g m o o d

    • @goldenapple3952
      @goldenapple3952 5 років тому +2

      Narcisisim or just a big pumped up teenage ego in general.

  • @kirbyland385
    @kirbyland385 5 років тому +179

    Imagine she 55 years old and still wear the same stuff

    • @susie222
      @susie222 4 роки тому +2

      Your gonna give me nightmares

    • @DiamondOre-ep8to
      @DiamondOre-ep8to 4 роки тому +1

      @@susie222 He already did to me. Your turn.

    • @susie222
      @susie222 4 роки тому +1

      @@DiamondOre-ep8to pray for me

    • @DiamondOre-ep8to
      @DiamondOre-ep8to 4 роки тому +1

      @@susie222 Don't worry. I will. My experiences were so bad I wouldn't wish the same, even on an enemy...

  • @nathanevans2589
    @nathanevans2589 5 років тому +124

    I would drive that car...
    To drive it off a cliff into the ocean never to be seen again

  • @TheCreativeCupcake11
    @TheCreativeCupcake11 4 роки тому +85

    Jojo at the doctor in 10 years:
    HEY WHATS UP DOC, SO I HAVE THIS IT ITCHING AND BURNING DOWN IN MY BOW BOW AREA AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

  • @jessicahargreaves328
    @jessicahargreaves328 5 років тому +579

    Why does Jojo sound like she’s been smoking for 70 years?

    • @goodvibes7219
      @goodvibes7219 5 років тому +7

      Bc she is a disgrace for UA-cam and the world

    • @rachelgiordano3669
      @rachelgiordano3669 5 років тому +10

      Jessica Hargreaves cus she always loud n yelling

    • @bully9820
      @bully9820 5 років тому +2

      What a dead person sounds like her

    • @jpsgames1232
      @jpsgames1232 5 років тому +1

      Cause she’s a waste of oxygen

    • @dark3331
      @dark3331 5 років тому +2

      She probably smokes weed 24/7 cuz after all she does think that fucking car looks “LIT” like cmon

  • @humanoidhotpocket5622
    @humanoidhotpocket5622 5 років тому +190

    She lost all her money when Dio burned down the Joestar manor

    • @selineyongkahngie3373
      @selineyongkahngie3373 5 років тому +3

      JOJO REFERENCE

    • @nodame
      @nodame 5 років тому +2

      You know an is this a motherfucking Jojo reference comment is coming

    • @Maxxx1ify
      @Maxxx1ify 5 років тому

      Thunder Kapro jotaro dies in part 6

    • @Maxxx1ify
      @Maxxx1ify 5 років тому

      Seline Yong Kah Ngie jotaro dies in part 6

    • @kbyaghi
      @kbyaghi 5 років тому

      Xxxtensioncordxx wow just wow

  • @katieboyd.x533
    @katieboyd.x533 5 років тому +295

    *Having a mental breakdown ?*
    Watch james video
    *Procrastinating?*
    Watch james video
    *Very sad?*
    Watch james video
    *basically* just watch james video

    • @jannis5790
      @jannis5790 5 років тому +1

      Katieboyd.x yup 😂

    • @kellymoore5638
      @kellymoore5638 5 років тому +1

      Very well

    • @shaz7982
      @shaz7982 5 років тому +1

      Katieboyd.x YES

    • @bloomwinx2083
      @bloomwinx2083 5 років тому +2

      Hotel? Trivago

    • @jei623
      @jei623 5 років тому +1

      This comment has become a sad realization for me...

  • @doubledotsims
    @doubledotsims 4 роки тому +13

    the way she talks in her videos and all the singing I’m sure she does I feel like she’s gonna completely wreck her voice before she’s 25

  • @esmanwamenwoman8280
    @esmanwamenwoman8280 5 років тому +525

    I didn't know that it was possible for 15 people to be first...

  • @someonehere6217
    @someonehere6217 5 років тому +172

    She has 7000 bows in her collection and she hasn’t even lived that long.

    • @wormgoblin5048
      @wormgoblin5048 5 років тому

      @Table Identity she hasn't lived long enough to produce that many bows

    • @ashketchumse
      @ashketchumse 5 років тому +5

      Isn’t she 55 😂😂

    • @Wysdiff
      @Wysdiff 5 років тому

      Someone Here not many people have lived for 7000 years

    • @birdee737
      @birdee737 5 років тому

      She roughly gets 466 bows a year then

  • @casketkrusher393
    @casketkrusher393 5 років тому +652

    Jojo is basically a 15 year old version of Jake Paul

  • @sophiethee
    @sophiethee 4 роки тому +13

    I had to turn off the sound and watch this with CC because Jojo's constant screaming triggered my anxiety

  • @ProteusRX
    @ProteusRX 5 років тому +974

    She sounds like she smokes 12 packs a day

    • @maniknexus9936
      @maniknexus9936 5 років тому

      Yea

    • @leahjames9676
      @leahjames9676 5 років тому +5

      She's in withdrawal, now it's only 5 1/2

    • @diegorodrigues2685
      @diegorodrigues2685 5 років тому +7

      It sounds like she’s yelling all the way through her 8 hours of sleepy time

    • @williamchiew3005
      @williamchiew3005 5 років тому

      oh no no she tell teh lie, she still smoking 12 packs a day but other half in bed

    • @ciarznn
      @ciarznn 5 років тому

      Nahhhh too funny😂

  • @anthonynib8795
    @anthonynib8795 5 років тому +209

    Ok, I'm 20 and absolutely should know this, but why do youtubers feel the need to scream in their vids when they could just talk? Not just a slightly raised voice like James, but proper god damn screaming. It's everywhere and frankly it scares me knowing a few thousand teens scream into cameras for popularity

    • @williamchiew3005
      @williamchiew3005 5 років тому

      @@anunithemuss5471 well this doesnt apply to.... *cough jo *cough jo

    • @BoboFattt
      @BoboFattt 5 років тому

      Saves money on mics and audio equipment lol

    • @ma_thilda5709
      @ma_thilda5709 5 років тому

      I think most youtubers (just like your example James Charles) don‘t speak too loud and like one other commentor said it‘s for the entertainment, but JoJo really overdoes it, in my opinion...
      (Sorry if my english is weird or something, I‘m german and in 8th grade, so I‘m learning english since 5 years xD)

    • @adopteddivide31
      @adopteddivide31 5 років тому

      Gee Ni because they think loud=funny

    • @connordesmond3659
      @connordesmond3659 5 років тому

      Because they are trying to be enthusiastic

  • @nafisajiwanji7386
    @nafisajiwanji7386 4 роки тому +7

    When James impersonates Jojo he sounds like Pinocchio from Shrek at 2:30

  • @gracem5518
    @gracem5518 5 років тому +127

    Jojo’s books are in my school library....and I’m in 6th form..the invasion is happening sOs

    • @sairamanning5023
      @sairamanning5023 5 років тому +8

      Grace M *SAVE THIS PERSON*

    • @cossav
      @cossav 5 років тому +11

      We gotta burn the library

  • @Jaxrubygirl
    @Jaxrubygirl 5 років тому +191

    Why does JoJo SCREAM everything she says

    • @katherineg8126
      @katherineg8126 5 років тому +1

      *e p i c*

    • @hypnagogue
      @hypnagogue 5 років тому +1

      Spicy Ginger coke probably. or sugar and caffeine

    • @FranklinXVI
      @FranklinXVI 5 років тому +2

      She does videos for 7 year olds so they find it entertaining

    • @sexypotato2272
      @sexypotato2272 5 років тому +2

      Screaming = happy kids = depressed parents = epic.. win made by epic games recked noob + 9 = tf am I doing

    • @nikiiannarone7149
      @nikiiannarone7149 5 років тому

      Idk.. She makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an ice pick repeatedly until I can't hear her anymore.. I live clear across the country from her and I can hear her making a video right now

  • @jabbathehutt888
    @jabbathehutt888 5 років тому +419

    I didn't think I'd be able to agree with Justin Bieber so strongly

    • @danilomalabad5918
      @danilomalabad5918 5 років тому +1

      you are youtuber too jabba the hut

    • @jabbathehutt888
      @jabbathehutt888 5 років тому +5

      Danilo Malabad wot

    • @WalkingPaceWP
      @WalkingPaceWP 5 років тому

      and whys that?

    • @jabbathehutt888
      @jabbathehutt888 5 років тому

      Internet In Review jojos car should burn

    • @WalkingPaceWP
      @WalkingPaceWP 5 років тому

      @@jabbathehutt888 LMAO, not not what I'm saying at all. Why are you surprised you could agree with JB about something?

  • @plasmarr774
    @plasmarr774 4 роки тому +6

    I just started watching James video yesterday and honestly can't stop laughing this man is a hilarious

  • @KaysCornerr
    @KaysCornerr 5 років тому +550

    *Well my 12 year old sister is making me go with her to JoJo’s tour so I’ll tell you what happens if I live through it*

  • @JanE-mc5eq
    @JanE-mc5eq 5 років тому +544

    Jojo dildodo
    I spat out my jamie oliver-infected coco pops

    • @ellenrose9431
      @ellenrose9431 5 років тому +1

      CabelloProductions woah jamie oliver did that. no wonder they tasted healthy

    • @mia.mary05
      @mia.mary05 5 років тому

      Me😂

  • @roseandtea1998
    @roseandtea1998 5 років тому +677

    jojo has her iconic bows but James has them funny bo(w)nes

  • @blockygamer1423
    @blockygamer1423 4 роки тому +11

    "if 2019 is gonna be like this I'd rather be decapitated" ooh boi James you had no idea what 2020 had in store

  • @justicewarrior9187
    @justicewarrior9187 5 років тому +213

    She has that, dumped 6 times ex wife in her 40's that drinks 2 gallons of whiskey and smokes 5 packs of cigarettes a day VOICE !!

    • @pasa186
      @pasa186 5 років тому +2

      Justice Warrior CRYING 😭😭

    • @цветок-ш7п
      @цветок-ш7п 5 років тому +1

      Justice Warrior LMAO

    • @RedNarboneta
      @RedNarboneta 5 років тому

      truth

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 5 років тому

      TRUTH!!!
      God knows what she's going to sound like when she actually hits 40!... 😂👌🏻

    • @justicewarrior9187
      @justicewarrior9187 5 років тому

      @@maxscardanelli6185
      She's gonna sound like " ITS MAMMMM for you" ...

  • @Exhedit_ONG
    @Exhedit_ONG 5 років тому +217

    Wait he's 5 years older than her ... HE'S 60!!!

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah he is and thats a fact

    • @Nexu_Orange
      @Nexu_Orange 4 роки тому +4

      Man you should help me with my math homework